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Today, we had art at school. i went and sat down next to the only empty space next to a new guy. He had bronze hair and hazel-almost golden eyes . I flipped shit. My best friend then proceeded to turn around from her seat and say 'this reminds me of twilight'. it was awkward. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 04:47 PM - School - by happy

So I just posted a story and while I was writing it a proactive commercial came on and Jackson Rathbone was in it. Its fate becuase im seeing 100 Monkeys on Tuesday. I'm going to marry him one day. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 04:26 PM - Random - by Robin

I saw New Moon for the 13th time on Friday. When I got home, I cried for 8 hours, stared out my window and didn't eat for a few days. Needless to say, I love Edward Cullen more than anything in the world.

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Jan 3, 2010 03:23 PM - My Life - by MoreThanMyOwnLife

Today I woke up and I was really warm, and when my mom told me that we had no pop tarts left, my hands started to shake. My name is Leah. MLIT.

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Feb 2, 2010 06:28 AM - My Life - by cullen123

Today I was playing Sorority Life on Facebook. I realized I had spelled 'Cullen' as 'Culen' in my username. I am a bad Twifan. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 02:41 PM - My Life - by ah_masquerade

Today I thought I would tell you that in England we have Washing Powder and Fabric Softener call TWILIGHT SENSATIONS . Of course I buy it so that my husband smells like Edward - I am 47 - is this wrong? I hope not !!

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Jan 3, 2010 04:27 PM - Random - by samtash111

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT

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Nov 30, 2009 01:39 AM - Love - by Rachel

Today as I was walking down the street I realized twilight was all around me, I hate twilight... MLIT.

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Nov 30, 2009 07:31 PM - My Life - by Ihatetwilight01001

Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him. MLIT

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Jan 11, 2010 06:31 PM - Love - by annon

Whenever I answer the phone I say, "Edward?" I want to die whenever it's not him. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 03:28 PM - Love - by MoreThanMyOwnLife

Today, I spent 3 hours making this twilight website. MLIT

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Nov 30, 2009 01:37 AM - My Life - by christophermc

On Halloween all of my friends came over and we all dressed up as the Volturi. We took my Edward Cullen cardboard cutout, and put him in a red cloak. We all stood outside with candy that night, acting out scenes from the book....then i scared a little girl by kissing my cutout. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 04:34 PM - Friends - by punchingwolves

Today, I sat down in this cute bar and just as I was about to leave a guy who looked excactly like Jasper walked in. Just to be funny I walked up to him and we reanacted the 'Alice-Jasper' meeting scene in Eclipse. My name is Alice, and his name is Jasper. We're going out on Friday. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 04:39 PM - My Life - by Alice

Today, while playing "Paper Mario" (yes, I am a girl btw) I got to the part where you get Yoshi. The video game then proceeded to ask for name for it. What did I name it? EDWARD

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Jan 3, 2010 02:39 AM - Random - by edwardismylife

Today, my roommate and I were discussing why Edward Cullen should come through our window and change us into vampires. Needless to say, there is more reasons why he should. MLIT!

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Feb 1, 2010 09:03 PM - Friends - by alicebcullen17

Today, my boyfriend cut the brakes on my car! MLIT!

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Nov 30, 2009 04:54 PM - Love - by Anonymous

My girlfriend is saving herself for Edward. She says if I change my name we can get it on. I love her so much! MLIT

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Dec 19, 2009 11:44 PM - Love - by lovaboi93

Today, I discovered mylifeistwilight through averagewizard. Thank you person from averagewizard, for showng me a better site. MLIT

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Dec 19, 2009 08:42 AM - Random - by she who runs with vamps

Today at school, my teacher was listing off names for attendance, and when he got to "Edward", the cutest boy in the class, all of the girls sighed, and the boy, Edward, got up and thanked everyone, then walked over and kissed me. My name is Bella. MLIT.

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Dec 19, 2009 11:37 PM - School - by Anonymous

Today, I realized that I am completely in love with Edward and wish that he were real. I think about him 24/7. I'm also engaged... MLIT

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Jan 1, 2010 12:12 AM - Friends - by cullenobsessed

Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT

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Dec 5, 2009 11:36 AM - Random - by Jacobxoxobaby

I'm obsessed with the Twilight Saga. I compare everything in my life to it. So New Moon was eerie to watch. Even my mom said it reminded her of me. I was having some trouble with a boyfriend, who looks like Jacob. I was depressed for a few months. I just didn't have a stalker. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 02:28 PM - My Life - by Vannie

Today, I watched twilight for the 25th time... This month. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 04:21 PM - My Life - by jokull

Today I had twin boys and named one Edward and the other Jacob. MLIT

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Dec 1, 2009 06:44 PM - My Life - by lovetwilight

Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT

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Nov 30, 2009 12:40 AM - My Life - by Andrew

I've always been extremely clumsy, but now, whenever I fall down or get a paper cut, I feel happy because. MLIT.

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Feb 1, 2010 06:34 PM - My Life - by ninjapia

I have a poster of Jacob in my room. Everytime I leave my room, I blow him a kiss. MLIT

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Dec 26, 2009 08:48 PM - Love - by go.team.jacob

I can't wait for my senior year prom because I'm going to have the best date ever. Who might that be? My Edward Stand up poster of course! MLIT

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Jan 14, 2010 10:31 PM - My Life - by scullen

So yesterday I had a dream that I was in Jacobs arms. He was so cold. But then we hugged on a tree. It was the most amazing thing I have ever dreamed about. I'm a guy by the way, JACOB my love I will be with you soon. MLIT.

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Dec 26, 2009 09:07 PM - Friends - by Nicolas Caracassis

Today I was depressed because my life isn't really that exciting, fun, or interesting...and then I was talking to one of my guy friends and my day got better. My life is like new moon (depressed Bella hangs out with Jacob and he makes Bella happy)! MLIT

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Dec 14, 2009 04:59 PM - My Life - by andiecullen

I just realized that my boyfriend looks like Jasper. My friends always compaire me to Alice(personality wise). And someone told me that I could play Leah Clearwater if I auditioned. MLIT

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Dec 19, 2009 11:11 PM - My Life - by Alice

While I was on the ski lift in NH, I looked down at the powder snow and thought to myself, "the snow sparkles like Edwards skin" I got really excited, and preceded to daydream about Edward all the way to the top of the mountain... MLIT! :)

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Jan 26, 2010 08:19 AM - Random - by SkiBunny

In November, I was on Rachael Ray for their "Twilight Mania" segment. They dressed me up as Alice Cullen, and Alex Meraz kissed my cheek. You can't tell me my life isn't Twilight. MLIT.

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Dec 19, 2009 07:43 PM - My Life - by kateconroyvoza

Today in physics class we were learning how humans can't hear more than 15000MH, and my taecher added "so no, noone would be able to hear a sound of 30000 MH" I added in silence "Edward would!" ;) MLIT

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Jan 26, 2010 10:56 AM - School - by Olga

Today, I was looking for a headband of mine, I couldn't find it. I then went to put my sheets on my bed, and I couldn't find the pillowcases, and I couldn't find my favorite shirt. I was terrified because I thought Newborn vampires had my scent and I was going to get attacked by them! MLIT!

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Feb 1, 2010 06:28 PM - My Life - by vampgirl

My sister got a new hamster and I insisted she called it Edward. She did. It likes to bite and its drawn blood out of every member of my family. Oh the Irony !!!

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Jan 3, 2010 04:26 PM - Random - by asknownas

Today, I took my daughter to see New Moon and realized that I am completely in love with Edward. How do I tell my husband? MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 03:24 PM - Love - by TwiMom

Today, I looked up the weather in Forks and I saw that it was 46 degrees...and I wondered how Edward felt at school today.

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Feb 1, 2010 07:20 PM - Random - by twilightgirl818

Today, i Received a Charm Bracelet, With a Crystal Heart on One Side and a Wolf On The Other, which i'd Ordered Off eBay. When i Showed My Friend She Said "OMG Your Bella!" My Reply? "The Only Difference is i Would Have Had The Sence To Pick Jacob." MLIT

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Dec 31, 2009 03:30 PM - My Life - by BellasDouble

Today, I realized that I have a friend who got pregnant, she's also a Twilight fan and she named her baby girl Isabella just so that she could call her 'Bella'. MLIT.

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Jan 3, 2010 02:56 PM - Friends - by Mashie93

Today I went home after class feeling lonely. I picked up my copy of Twilight and flipped to the part where Bella first meets Edward. I proceeded to cry and kiss the cardboard cutout of Edward that I have over and over. He always finds a way to make me feel better! MLIT!!!

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Jan 14, 2010 09:50 PM - Love - by EdwardLuver

Today in biology, my friends and I were on mystery google - we decided to type in one of our names into it and it took us to the wikipedia page for "Edward Cullen"! He then proceeded to make sure that we didn't tell everyone that he was secretly a vampire, he's my new best friend! MLIT

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Jan 26, 2010 11:56 AM - Friends - by amber345

Today I went to go see NEW MOON, when Edward took of his shirt the only thing I noticed was that his right nipple seemed bigger than his left nipple.

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Nov 30, 2009 01:53 AM - Random - by Marielgetsreal

Today, I awoke from a dream that my boyfriend was a vampire and was running around carrying me places. I almost cried when I realized it wasn't real. MLIT!

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Jan 14, 2010 11:16 PM - Random - by Kiki

I went to see Avatar 3D Christmas Eve. about 15 minutes in, the movie stopped for about 10 minutes. in that 10 minutes, the group of people behind me started talking about "New Moon" and how they should have seen that instead. and that, that movie should have been 3D. i felt the same. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 06:22 AM - Random - by Aitrus

The first thing I did in 2010 was kiss my Edward cardboard cut-out.

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Jan 3, 2010 10:50 AM - Love - by bella

Today I realized that I am officially obsessed with Twilight. I have laughed at people for it in the past. I'm too afraid to tell anyone, especially my best friend because of the fact that I'll think that she thinks I'm my hypocrite. MLIT.

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Jan 1, 2010 12:06 AM - My Life - by LovingEdward

The other day my 25 year old brother told me that my hazel eyes are the exact same color as the Cullen's eyes. Also that my face was sparkling. My life is Twilight.

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Jan 26, 2010 08:39 AM - My Life - by Twilighteyes

Just now my friend showed me an MLIA that was making fun of Twilight and I responded by saying "That's okay because I have MLIT so I don't need MLIA." MLIT.

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Jan 25, 2010 08:45 PM - Random - by scullen

Today, I saw that my horoscope started with the words "A New Moon in Capricorn today..." and proceded to quote lines from both the movies and the books. Starting with Jacob's line, "Does my being half naked bother you?" MLIT

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Jan 15, 2010 02:00 AM - My Life - by saraxelizabeth

Everyday that I wake up to find sunny blue skies, I'm secretly happy to have just one thing in my life that Bella would be jealous of. MLIT.

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Jan 26, 2010 09:50 AM - My Life - by Pathetic.

Today, my fiancee asked me where I wanted to go for our honeymoon and I said Isle Esme. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 03:29 PM - Love - by TwilightRocks

Today, my friend and I went to see New Moon. We both had movie money, so they gave us the leftover money on gift cards. These gift cards have Edward, Bella and Jacob on them. Needless to say, even though there are four dollars left, neither of us are going to spend it just to keep the card.

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Dec 27, 2009 01:04 AM - My Life - by TheCiannmonGangster

Today, and always, my name is Leah. My last name is fairly long and starts with a C. I'm part Native American, my totem is the wolf. I'm known for being sarcastic, and I'm told I'm very attractive. My best guy friend is Jacob. Stop stalking me, Stephanie. MLIT

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Dec 26, 2009 09:38 PM - My Life - by Leah

Today I was playing Left 4 Dead 2 with my friend on Xbox 360 and he asked me if I saw New Moon with my gf. I told him "No way, I don't watch that crap", even though I really saw it three times over the weekend. I then pretended all the zombies in L4D were instead vampires. GO TEAM JACOB!

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Dec 1, 2009 05:33 PM - Friends - by Jaewon_Hur

I loved this guy but I also loved my best guy friend. I kissed my best guy friend and my bf knew but he said it was okay cause he loved me so much. Bella-Jacob-Edward triangle! MLIT

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Jan 21, 2010 02:40 AM - Love - by Givemehope

Today, MyLifeIsTwilight.com was in The Wall Street Journal. http://bit.ly/5ZWPOD

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Dec 12, 2009 05:11 PM - Work - by christophermc

Today, eating in the crowded employee breakroom I was trying to listen to my manager's whispered conversation in which she was obviously gossiping about people in our department. It . And I thought to myself, "If only Edward were here, I'd know exactly what she's saying..." MLIT

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Dec 19, 2009 10:30 PM - Work - by KiloSkilo

Today, I got home from my movie date with my boyfriend. We went to go see New Moon. Feeling like Bella, I said "kiss me" as he walked me up to my door. He kissed me. MLIT

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Jan 11, 2010 05:08 PM - Love - by ahah

Today, I was hanging out in the Chalet after snowboarding. I was randomly staring around the room when my eyes fell on the condiments counter. Over top of the napkins, there was a machine dispensing utensils labelled "Forks." I stared at it in wonder with a big smile on my face. MLIT

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Jan 26, 2010 12:24 AM - My Life - by inkstainedsoul

Today I went to a sleepover at my Twilight lover BFFLS house and we spent 3 hours searching up and down this website until we can nearly recite half the stories!!! Too bad we have dinner in 10 minutes! :( Still im sure we can try and make something Twilight happen! OLAT (Our Lives Are Twilight)

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Dec 19, 2009 01:12 PM - Friends - by xMLITx

I will no longer listen to my favorite radio show because they were trashing Kristen Stewart. MLIT

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Dec 26, 2009 04:01 PM - My Life - by Anonymous

my mom and I were playing Scene It Twilight edition. I'm lending my mom the Twilight books currently so when I tripped on the way back from the kitchen my mom goes "Thanks for knocking over my laptop, Bella."

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Dec 26, 2009 08:35 PM - My Life - by nikix20

Today I realized something amazing. My brother's friend is tall, Native American, and his name is Jacob. I instantly fell in love with him. MLIT

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Feb 1, 2010 09:51 PM - Friends - by Anonymous

A few days before Christmas, I decided it would be funny to go and take a picture with Santa Claus at the mall. When he asked me what I wanted for Christmas, I screamed 'EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!' Everyone looked at me funny but I don't care! MLIT!!!

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Jan 11, 2010 06:24 PM - Random - by TayyLovesTwilight

Last night, I finished Eclipse. I bawled like a baby and was furious and extremely hurt! Why? I was pissed because Bella had picked Edward and that Jacob was hurting. I wanted to give him a hug and be his Bella. ...dumb Bella

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Jan 11, 2010 05:11 PM - Love - by Rae

Every day on my way to work there is an Edward Cullen Volvo parked the local Dunkin' Donuts. If it's not there for some reason my good mood for the day is shot. If it is there (which it normally is) I scream, "EDWARDDDDDD!", get all giddy, and daydream while I turn up my New Moon soundtrack. MLIT

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Jan 11, 2010 06:42 PM - My Life - by bella620

A few weeks ago, I saw a Volvo in front of me and it looked exactly like Edward's Volvo. I made my parents follow it. I cried when they didn't.

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Jan 11, 2010 06:11 PM - Random - by Emmy Newton

Today I found out my favorite shirt was missing. I was happy for a while, I was hoping an army of newborns took it. MLIT.

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Jan 3, 2010 12:11 PM - My Life - by Im_Jacobs_wolf_girl

Today, this guy was asking me for relationship advice. Friends and I were telling him what to do, and he just couldn't understand. Finally I said, "YOU ARE HER JACOB" and he gave me this horrified look and I knew he understood, Twilight is now my inspiration for relationship advice. MLIT

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Jan 26, 2010 01:45 PM - Love - by Jake101

Today I was babysitting 4 kids, 3 of which are little boys, and they took 10 minutes going through movies trying to find one they can all agree on. What movie do they choose? Yes... Twilight. MLIT

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Dec 31, 2009 11:33 PM - My Life - by ElizabethCullen

Today, I realized that I am going to be in Ireland when New Moon is released on DVD in the US. Even though I will be coming back the day after it's release, I immediately starting trying to find out what the release date was for Ireland, because 1 day is that important. MLIT.

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Jan 14, 2010 10:48 PM - Random - by mouthwatering

These people hate us and are spamming this website: http://img.4chan.org/b/res/178774654.html

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Dec 1, 2009 12:17 PM - Random - by Ihateb

On the 23 I was at work, cutting paper-cartons. In the process, I managed go gut myself twice on my right arm, not with the knife, but on two different cartons. Neither caused me to bleed, but I still looked around, and debated with myself on wether or not to go outside, hoping Jazz could come. MLIT

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Dec 26, 2009 04:11 PM - Work - by PrincessMidna

Today while I was filling my car up with gas I saw that the truck waiting behind mine was exactly the one Bella owns. It gets weirder. At the pump next to mine was a silver volvo. I was very tempted to see if Bella and Edward were meeting up but I decided against it. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 04:25 PM - Random - by Robin

Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My sister called me a twihard, since I refused to put down Eclipse. I told her, "It's not my fault that Jacob is so much better than any real life boys!" She agreed and let me keep reading. MLIT

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Jan 11, 2010 06:40 PM - Random - by HEYTWIHARDS!

My best friend is not a Twilight fan. I dragged her to see New Moon for my birthday, and beforehand we had an arguement about who was hotter : Fernando Torres or Taylor Lautner. Of course, after seeing New Moon, Taylor won. She still won't admit it. MLIT(:

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Dec 31, 2009 04:39 PM - My Life - by cullenxlove

Today, I made my Facebook profile picture one photoshoped of Jacob and I kissing and it looks so legit. :) MLIT.

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Dec 19, 2009 07:04 PM - Random - by cheese

In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT

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Nov 30, 2009 07:20 PM - School - by WishIwasBellaSwan

Today, I was in my first period class and our principal came on the loudspeaker. She announced that there was a silver volvo parked in the fire lane outside. My first thought was that Edward was here. I was extremely disappointed when I realized Edward lives on the other side of the country. MLIT.

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Jan 11, 2010 06:31 PM - School - by team-shut-the-hell-up

Today we were learning about Romeo and Juliet. No one understood the story, so I added twilight character names to the story. We were sad when Jacob/Tybalt/Paris died. At least we all understand basic Shakespear. MLIT

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Jan 14, 2010 11:09 PM - My Life - by LautnerLuvr

Today, I realized I am attracted to Taylor Lautner. I'm a guy. MLIT

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Nov 30, 2009 11:03 PM - Love - by Yea

I wear my Edward charm bracelet every day so that I always have a little piece of him with me. :) MLIT

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Dec 19, 2009 05:16 PM - My Life - by bfangio

Today, I had a dream that I was making out with Taylor Lautner. In the dream, I stopped him, and told him that I was only hooking up with him because I was pretending he was Jacob Black. MLIT.

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Jan 3, 2010 01:23 PM - Love - by blanchard

Today, well... not today. People often say I look and sound like Kristen Stewart. This makes my day... scratch that. My life. Yeah, it makes my life. Kristen Stewart is my idol, so it's a huge deal for me... thanks to Twilight. MLIT.

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Dec 20, 2009 11:20 AM - My Life - by Anonymous

Today I spoke to my brother about where he would want to live when we move back to the US. He says Washington "because of the grizzlies." He wants to go up to one and fight it. I branded him an Emmett wannabe. Just gotta find his Rosalie! MILT!

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Jan 26, 2010 05:53 AM - Random - by NP913

Was I the only one who ever wondered what it must have been like for Edward during Bella's 'time of the month'. Maybe I'm reading into this story a little too much... MLIT. LOL :-D

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Nov 30, 2009 10:58 AM - Random - by Anonymous

Today was my best friend's birthday. I called her at 7 in the morning and said "How old are you?" She said, "Seventeen." I then asked "How long have you been seventeen?" She then said "Seven hours." Best birthday wake up call ever. MLIT

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Jan 14, 2010 11:31 PM - Friends - by screwnessiejacobsmine

Today I was accosted by two youths who were hell bent on bashing my love of the series. A lot of people think it's just for teenage girls, but it's serious literature for guys, too! I convinced them to give the series a try. MLIT.

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Jan 14, 2010 10:09 PM - My Life - by CJay

Today, my fiance turned on his Xbox after I had watched Twilight 3x in a row on it, and the red ring of death popped up on it. His Xbox is fried and completely dead now because I watched Twilight on it too much and it over heated! MLIT and my fiance had to go out and buy a new Xbox

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Dec 31, 2009 10:18 AM - My Life - by WannaBaCULLEN

Today, I gave my mom my Christmas wish list. What was on it? Cardboard cut outs of Edward and Jacob and the Twilight Saga New Moon board game. Those are going to match the posters/calendars/twilight apparel I already have in my room. MLIT!

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Dec 19, 2009 07:40 PM - My Life - by CantHelpIt

The Department of Magical Affairs is investigating claims of sparkling vampires and shapeshifting wolves nearly starting a war with Italy. This is a matter of Magical Security. Do not be alarmed, we have the situation under control. Thank you and please contact local aurors is assistance is needed.

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Dec 9, 2009 10:17 PM - Random - by Alexandra Crawley, Head of the U.S. Department of Magical Affairs

I was at the grocery store buying ground beef today when two girls snuck up as close to me as they could without (they thought) me noticing. One whispered to the other, "NO she's not." The other angrily whispered back, "Oh she's got to be! Pale skin, pretty, and even buying bloody meat? C'mon!" MLIT

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Dec 19, 2009 10:16 PM - My Life - by im_vampiresque

Today, my soccer team and I decided to play baseball. I asked to be the pitcher so that when I pitched I could wind up and kick up my leg exactly like Alice in Twilight. MLIT.

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Jan 1, 2010 05:17 PM - My Life - by alice

Today, i realized that i still remember the date kristen stewart and nikki reed came to the local mall a year and a half ago. i also proceeded to remember that kristen was wearing a leather jacket and that i wanted nikki's boots. MLIT.

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Dec 20, 2009 10:46 AM - Random - by Anonymous

I've been w/my semi-pale & thin boyfriend for 4 years. My best friend, who's darker and muscular, wants to be w/me. My family is broken & I came to live w/my dad when I was younger. My other best friend has short dark hair & comes to do my makeup when we go out. No vampires or werewolves tho! xD

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Dec 31, 2009 10:28 AM - My Life - by Mella

Today, I realized that my favorite thing to do when someone rushes past on a motorcycle is to shout, "SLOW DOWN, JACOB BLACK!!!" it makes me feel like MLIT.

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Jan 14, 2010 10:30 PM - My Life - by scullen

On New Year's Eve, I turned down 4 party invitations to stay in and read New Moon while my boyfriend watched tv. It was the most successful New Year's I've had to date. MLIT.

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Jan 3, 2010 08:40 AM - My Life - by itsokwithme

Today, I bought red coloured eye contacts. MLIT.

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Jan 14, 2010 10:19 PM - Random - by helinam

Today I announced to my friend I wasn't going to be vegetarian anymore after a month of not eating any meat. She responded by saying "Good. Those golden eyes were getting annoying, red is the way to go." MLIT.

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Feb 1, 2010 08:57 PM - Friends - by twilightobsession

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