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Today, my fiancee asked me where I wanted to go for our honeymoon and I said Isle Esme. MLIT

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Jan 3, 2010 01:29 PM - Love - by TwilightRocks

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yeah ok. and for my honeymoon i'm gonna go to narnia by way of platform 9 and 3/4.

#1 - Jan 3, 2010 04:40 PM by bookwork_13
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haha bookwork_13^

#2 - Jan 3, 2010 07:28 PM by BellatrixCameFirst
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Bookwork 13....You are AWESOME! And as for OP, really? Please tell me he's making your grow up before you marry him. I hate to tell you but Edward Cullen is not real. Neither is Carlisle, And that means that Isle Esme is not real either.

#3 - Jan 4, 2010 04:55 AM by RealVampiresDontSparkle
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bookwork_13 Best.Comment.Ever.

#4 - Jan 4, 2010 03:55 PM by Ulquiorra
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Esme Squalor is more intriguing than Esme Cullen. Characters need names that flow off the tongue, dammit!

#5 - Jan 5, 2010 12:16 AM by Spocks-10x-hotter-than-Ed
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heheheheh its funny because her fiancée isn't going to marry her now, because her life is twilight.

#6 - Jan 5, 2010 09:04 AM by OMGZEDWARD
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You don't deserve a fiance, you strange, strange woman. You know, there are normal people in this world. Introduce your poor man to some.

#7 - Jan 5, 2010 03:54 PM by fyeahtwilightsux
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Does your husband also plan on fucking your unconscious corpse till you bruise? Golly what a swell Honeymoon.

#8 - Jan 5, 2010 03:59 PM by didIreallyjustsignupfml
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Maybe your child will eat its way out of your belly as your pedophile friend falls in love with it as well.

#9 - Jan 5, 2010 04:25 PM by Eli
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But you'll die in childbirth instead of turning into a vampire. BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN DOES NOT EXIST. I hope your child doesn't get his brains from your end of the gene pool.

#10 - Jan 5, 2010 04:38 PM by they_seriously_dont_exist
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so....a fiancee?and you're a female?...so...u're like hitting after bella?...wow....bad taste.very bad. or are you a male?....eh...i thought it was groom and fiancee...

#11 - Jan 5, 2010 04:49 PM by omgisparkle!?
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THE MALE SEAHORSE NURTURES AND GIVES BIRTH TO THE YOUNG.

#12 - Jan 6, 2010 10:06 AM by likeididthatdayxoxo
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chibit, hwaat are you going!i love jasper i have jasper bed spred i buttered that bagel ewwwwwwwwww what up, mlint. it almot spells mint! i am aware this is comment and mlintgdjzbyg hngp;k bitch please eat my bagel bitch i kid i kid edward already did. lol dirt bag keep it in your pants. p.s. i love "bookworm13"'s comment it is amasing please marry me, take me to narnarnar

#13 - Jan 7, 2010 02:42 PM by blax3ICameToSuckurBlood
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful. Does anyone actually read that? Dont be so harsh on the girl

#14 - Jan 8, 2010 01:06 PM by Vulture Rule!
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My prayers are with whatever Allmighty Lord will make a vampire kill you while you're on your honeymoon. MLI HARRY POTTER

#15 - Jan 8, 2010 09:11 PM by Mobile2.0
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...and he's marrying you why?

#16 - Jan 9, 2010 05:00 PM by TwilightSucks_Literally
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Your obvious lack of sense of reality is vary amusing. :)

#17 - Jan 10, 2010 12:30 AM by WhySoSirius
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That's sad. I think i lost My dignity reading this. You probably have no dignity, seeming as you wrote this.

#18 - Jan 10, 2010 09:21 PM by BlahBlahBlah
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Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile. I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life. And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this. Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.

#19 - Jan 11, 2010 07:47 AM by Lestat is a sex beast
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Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :) ***bookwork_13, you are awesome. Or average, if you would prefer. MLIA.

#20 - Jan 12, 2010 04:02 AM by team_ron
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Actually it's fiance and fiancee--male and female. If the OP was correct, which I strongly doubt, then the person asking to go to said fictional island is male. Also, bookwork you are very average indeed. Small note to the OP: I believe that everyone who has commented would agree that we would encourage you to find your fictional island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, millions of miles away from land and help. I suggest a dinghy as a means of transport. Maybe you'll find an underground bunker where they store a lot of rum and you can dance around singing about rum while your "fiancee" tries to signal for help by burning the island down. (For those prepubescent twi-hards who haven't seen a good movie I am referring to the Pirates of the Carribean. At least Pirates had actually attractive actors and actresses, never mind an INTERESTING plot.) Also, long live Harry and King Peter. FOR NARNIA.

#21 - Jan 13, 2010 03:05 PM by someonewithalife
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i asked my fiance that question with the same answer! ahahaha

#22 - Jan 13, 2010 04:27 PM by kirstenmhairi
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that is the best destination :) an even better one would be Forks :P

#23 - Jan 13, 2010 05:20 PM by ShiningCrane
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are they now your ex-fiance?

#24 - Jan 18, 2010 03:35 PM by LestatDeLioncourt
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Thats idiotic. Why don't instead you live the life you have instead of pretending that your fiancee is a vampire.

#25 - Feb 6, 2010 02:43 AM by the vampire marius
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Isle Esme? I can't believe it, here's some facts 1) Isle Esme is fake 2) Edward doesn't exist 3) Jacob is fake 4) Stephanie Meyer should be stabbed through the heart with an ashwood stake

#26 - Feb 16, 2010 01:53 PM by Anger_Issues
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I think you should try, Platform 9 3/4 then try to run through it but you won't be able to because you are a MUGGLE!! GO POTTER!

#27 - Feb 21, 2010 11:12 AM by harrypotterkillstwilight
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AND YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT ESME SQUALOR!!! One of the best Series of Unfortunate Events bools, The Ersatz Elevator! GO POTTER AND LONG LIVE VILOET, KLAUS, AND SUNNY!

#28 - Feb 21, 2010 11:14 AM by harrypotterkillstwilight
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She's being sarcastic guys. she knows there's no Isle Esme, Durgh! :D

#29 - Apr 18, 2010 07:00 AM by Cookiee.Cullen
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how about some place where you wont think about twilight and think about you and your byf's life together and just have fun together .. ?

#30 - Jun 2, 2010 06:47 AM by Twilighthater4ever
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stop asking if hes gonna marry her now, its stupid and it hurts ..im not a twilight fan ,in fact i hate it ...but respect and just say your opinion ,like I did up here .. a honey moon should be a place where NO ONE AND NOTHING can disturb you.. not even a movie...

#31 - Jun 2, 2010 06:50 AM by Twilighthater4ever
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Wow! That's where I wanna go for my honey moon! Did he take you? I bet Isle Esme is really romantic. Maybe you could see the ruined headboard of the bed! I wish I could go there. :( Lucky you!

#32 - Jun 16, 2010 12:21 PM by BELLAliscious
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what did he say when you said that? since that doesnt exist then you can go to Forks come on that would be pretty cool....

#33 - Jul 17, 2010 04:36 PM by mylifeistwilightx3
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^Forks is some obscure, dreary town named after an eating utensil in Washington with nothing exceptional except rain. I'm sorry but I really don't see the draw to this place. It probably doesn't even have a hotel.

#34 - Aug 8, 2010 03:11 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Look you guys Im a HP forever but there is no need to be vulgar. Be polite, ok, you're ruining someone's honeymoon. Shut up, post respectful comments, and slam Twilight ok? Be nice. May I also say: HP FOREVER

#35 - Mar 12, 2011 06:44 AM by harrypottergrl
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@kristenmhairi- Your fiance is dumb. @ShiningCrane- Forks would be an even worse honeymoon spot. @BELLAliscious- Isle Esme isn't real!!!!!!!

#36 - May 10, 2011 06:01 PM by percyjackson
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#37 - May 24, 213 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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*sarcastic* what?! not Forks?!

#38 - Aug 31, 2011 03:23 PM by hp4eva22
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We were planning our honeymoon in Sept just after I had re-read Breaking Dawn in prep for the movie. I couldn't help but think that NOTHING would be as good as Isle Esme!

#39 - May 24, 1092 01:19 PM by Courtneyx3danae
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