Today, my fiancee asked me where I wanted to go for our honeymoon and I said Isle Esme. MLIT
yeah ok. and for my honeymoon i'm gonna go to narnia by way of platform 9 and 3/4.
Bookwork 13....You are AWESOME!
And as for OP, really? Please tell me he's making your grow up before you marry him. I hate to tell you but Edward Cullen is not real. Neither is Carlisle, And that means that Isle Esme is not real either.
Esme Squalor is more intriguing than Esme Cullen. Characters need names that flow off the tongue, dammit!
heheheheh its funny because her fiancée isn't going to marry her now, because her life is twilight.
You don't deserve a fiance, you strange, strange woman. You know, there are normal people in this world. Introduce your poor man to some.
Does your husband also plan on fucking your unconscious corpse till you bruise? Golly what a swell Honeymoon.
Maybe your child will eat its way out of your belly as your pedophile friend falls in love with it as well.
But you'll die in childbirth instead of turning into a vampire. BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN DOES NOT EXIST.
I hope your child doesn't get his brains from your end of the gene pool.
so....a fiancee?and you're a female?...so...u're like hitting after bella?...wow....bad taste.very bad.
or are you a male?....eh...i thought it was groom and fiancee...
THE MALE SEAHORSE NURTURES AND GIVES BIRTH TO THE YOUNG.
chibit, hwaat are you going!i love jasper i have jasper bed spred i buttered that bagel ewwwwwwwwww what up, mlint. it almot spells mint! i am aware this is comment and mlintgdjzbyg hngp;k bitch please eat my bagel bitch i kid i kid edward already did. lol dirt bag keep it in your pants.
p.s. i love "bookworm13"'s comment it is amasing please marry me, take me to narnarnar
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Does anyone actually read that?
Dont be so harsh on the girl
My prayers are with whatever Allmighty Lord will make a vampire kill you while you're on your honeymoon. MLI HARRY POTTER
...and he's marrying you why?
Your obvious lack of sense of reality is vary amusing. :)
That's sad. I think i lost My dignity reading this. You probably have no dignity, seeming as you wrote this.
Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile.
I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life.
And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this.
Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.
Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :) ***bookwork_13, you are awesome. Or average, if you would prefer. MLIA.
Actually it's fiance and fiancee--male and female. If the OP was correct, which I strongly doubt, then the person asking to go to said fictional island is male. Also, bookwork you are very average indeed. Small note to the OP: I believe that everyone who has commented would agree that we would encourage you to find your fictional island in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, millions of miles away from land and help. I suggest a dinghy as a means of transport. Maybe you'll find an underground bunker where they store a lot of rum and you can dance around singing about rum while your "fiancee" tries to signal for help by burning the island down. (For those prepubescent twi-hards who haven't seen a good movie I am referring to the Pirates of the Carribean. At least Pirates had actually attractive actors and actresses, never mind an INTERESTING plot.) Also, long live Harry and King Peter. FOR NARNIA.
i asked my fiance that question with the same answer! ahahaha
that is the best destination :) an even better one would be Forks :P
are they now your ex-fiance?
Thats idiotic. Why don't instead you live the life you have instead of pretending that your fiancee is a vampire.
Isle Esme? I can't believe it, here's some facts
1) Isle Esme is fake
2) Edward doesn't exist
3) Jacob is fake
4) Stephanie Meyer should be stabbed through the heart with an ashwood stake
I think you should try, Platform 9 3/4 then try to run through it but you won't be able to because you are a MUGGLE!! GO POTTER!
AND YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT ESME SQUALOR!!! One of the best Series of Unfortunate Events bools, The Ersatz Elevator! GO POTTER AND LONG LIVE VILOET, KLAUS, AND SUNNY!
She's being sarcastic guys. she knows there's no Isle Esme, Durgh! :D
how about some place where you wont think about twilight and think about you and your byf's life together and just have fun together .. ?
stop asking if hes gonna marry her now, its stupid and it hurts ..im not a twilight fan ,in fact i hate it ...but respect and just say your opinion ,like I did up here .. a honey moon should be a place where NO ONE AND NOTHING can disturb you.. not even a movie...
Wow! That's where I wanna go for my honey moon! Did he take you? I bet Isle Esme is really romantic. Maybe you could see the ruined headboard of the bed! I wish I could go there. :( Lucky you!
what did he say when you said that? since that doesnt exist then you can go to Forks come on that would be pretty cool....
^Forks is some obscure, dreary town named after an eating utensil in Washington with nothing exceptional except rain. I'm sorry but I really don't see the draw to this place. It probably doesn't even have a hotel.
Look you guys Im a HP forever but there is no need to be vulgar. Be polite, ok, you're ruining someone's honeymoon. Shut up, post respectful comments, and slam Twilight ok? Be nice.
May I also say: HP FOREVER
@kristenmhairi- Your fiance is dumb.
@ShiningCrane- Forks would be an even worse honeymoon spot.
@BELLAliscious- Isle Esme isn't real!!!!!!!
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
*sarcastic* what?! not Forks?!
We were planning our honeymoon in Sept just after I had re-read Breaking Dawn in prep for the movie. I couldn't help but think that NOTHING would be as good as Isle Esme!
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