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Today, my boyfriend cut the brakes on my car! MLIT!

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So twilight! (791) - Needs more twilight.. (1232)

Nov 30, 2009 02:54 PM - Love - by Anonymous

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Have you ever questioned if your relationship may be harmful? Edward and Bella may have a sweet relationship in the book but in real life this may lead to a harmful relationship. Please visit this link http://io9.com/5413428/official-twilights-bella--edward-are-in-an-abusive-relationship. Good luck to you and your boyfriend.

#1 - Dec 10, 2009 09:50 PM by TwiHarderThanU
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ABUSE RELATIONSHIP MUCH?

#2 - Dec 11, 2009 05:29 PM by Skyla
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OMG please don't tell me you're happy about this. Let me guess, you asked him to do it? *shudders*

#3 - Dec 14, 2009 06:52 PM by Karen
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they see me trollin', they hatin'

#4 - Dec 16, 2009 04:49 PM by duffelbag
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also, their relationship isn't "sweet", while i'm pleasantly surprised that you don't think it would work in real life, he still cuts the brakes on her car. fiction or not, it's called abuse and it's fucking creepy.

#5 - Dec 16, 2009 04:56 PM by duffelbag
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That's just dangerous and sounds like a fake story. He doesn't cut the brakes in her car, he disconnects the battery. If you cut the brakes the car will still start, they'll just crash. He'd never do that. And you shouldn't want someone to do that to you.

#6 - Dec 17, 2009 07:18 PM by jayfire
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awww but there was a nice big tree right in fucking front of you! what is wrong with you?!? AIM FOR THE FUCKING TREE!! D:

#7 - Dec 19, 2009 11:41 AM by sardonic
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wow that is so sweet!

#8 - Dec 21, 2009 12:06 PM by harrypotter>twi****t
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Aww, you're boyfriend is so sweet ;* He must really love you!

#9 - Dec 21, 2009 06:33 PM by DieTwilightDieHP-FTW
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The idiots have taken over the planet!

#10 - Dec 22, 2009 06:51 PM by magicness
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Sick

#11 - Dec 26, 2009 09:33 AM by lupinlover
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What a sweet boyfriend! Note the sarcasm there. He cut your breaks? I'd call the police.

#12 - Dec 31, 2009 11:35 AM by So... yeah
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OmG hE's LiEk SoOo0oOo0o RoMaNtIc I wIsH i HaD uR bOyFrIeNd LoLoLoL

#13 - Jan 2, 2010 04:58 PM by teamliterature
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OmG hE's LiEk SoOo0oOo0o RoMaNtIc I wIsH i HaD uR bOyFrIeNd LoLoLoL

#14 - Jan 2, 2010 04:58 PM by teamliterature
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... That's not a good thing. I'd call you a dumbass but i seriously think that its worse than that.

#15 - Jan 3, 2010 05:05 AM by Sweetness
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you're seriously twisted. i'm serious, you need help. Edward and Bella have the unhealthiest relationship ever and unless you were using this as an example of why you boyfriend sucks balls just like Edward wishes he could, then i weep for our future.

#16 - Jan 6, 2010 12:32 AM by holdhandsnskip
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Twisted, Twisted, Twisted. But heeeeeey, theres nothing wrong with that! Of courrrrrse you should drive! Then you can smash into a tree! :D Seriously, thats absuuuuured.

#17 - Jan 6, 2010 06:05 PM by SlytherinRocks
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wtf??? and you're proud of that? and all these people actually support it?? all you twilight fans are ridikulus!

#18 - Jan 7, 2010 01:29 AM by twilightbites
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you people are stupid. meaning the people leaving the comments. back in my day, people knew a troll when they saw it. and sry2say, he does cut the brakes on her car. and even if he just disconnects the battery, that's fucking insane and abusive. you sir, are in the wrong.

#19 - Jan 10, 2010 07:10 PM by duffelbag
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jeez. id have thought hed cut the brakes for his own car to get away from freaks like you.

#20 - Jan 10, 2010 08:20 PM by ILikeLittleBoys
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I hate you. You should drive off a cliff.

#21 - Jan 14, 2010 01:03 AM by Bellatrixlestrange
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The fact that you survived has made me lose hope in Karma.

#22 - Jan 18, 2010 05:34 AM by Stephenkingisbetter
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Awww...he cut the brakes. That's so sweet! Actually, no. You and your boyfriend are pathetic. The fact you are happy about this shows me how stupid you are, and you need to dump his ass. Afterwards, get counseling. Please.

#23 - Jan 18, 2010 08:39 AM by Steppenwolf
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I WOULD HAVE JUST SHOT YOUR NECK OPEN...

#24 - Jan 22, 2010 07:37 PM by /b/
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this person is obviously being sarcastic. you people are idiots.

#25 - Jan 26, 2010 05:47 PM by inkstainedsoul
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That's depressing. He sucks at life. So do you.

#26 - Jan 27, 2010 10:57 AM by Fyreflie
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I really really hope this post is trying to be sarcastic .. if not well have fun in the insane asylum ..

#27 - Jan 28, 2010 07:28 PM by MLIA&MLIM.MLITSUCKS!
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ur boyfriend wants you dead ? edward would never do that!!! that sound like a complaint to the police not a twilight confession. TeamEdward and TeamAlice not team physcho abusive boyfriend

#28 - Jan 30, 2010 07:32 AM by JaspersAngel
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Shall we make your coffin lining red or purple velvet? If you like there's a special on our most popular colour : BLOODY DEATH CARWRECK.

#29 - Jan 31, 2010 08:13 PM by AlbinoCrow
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People are complaining about this being abusive.... but isn't that what Edward is all about?

#30 - Feb 4, 2010 07:12 PM by LoonyLunaLovegood7
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O My God, a boyfriend who cuts the breaks of your car! How loving and cool! I'm going to ask mine to do that too!! (What, sarcasm? Me?)

#31 - Feb 6, 2010 10:33 AM by KenyaMalfoy
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Um, why did he do that?

#32 - Mar 8, 2010 01:47 PM by thegirlwholived
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and you're thrilled? that's horrible. you're a sadist. he's a sadist. have a nice life together.

#33 - Mar 8, 2010 07:29 PM by murderingtwilightmadeasy
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WOw... Really? THat's REALLY creepy and messed up. I say CALL THE POLICEE

#34 - Mar 24, 2010 07:49 PM by Girlydoll23
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oh my gosh! That is just so sweet! He's like.. just like Edwin! omg. sooo hot! You're soo lucky to have a boyfriend like that! congrats :)

#35 - Mar 24, 2010 09:24 PM by doesnotcare
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oh sweety if your relationship is that bad.....GET SOME HELP!!! YOUR BOYFREIND JUST TRIED TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS "oh goody!! he tried to kill me, i think i'll go tell everyone on the internet about this good news" SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD.

#36 - Mar 28, 2010 09:34 AM by HARRY POTTER FOREVER
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I'm scared i need to go back to average wizard.com where everything makes sense

#37 - Mar 28, 2010 09:39 AM by HARRY POTTER FOREVER
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well then i must find your boyfriend and shake his hand, because if he had succeeded and you died, that would be one less obsessed twilight that i would feel obliged to punch in the face.

#38 - Mar 29, 2010 03:33 AM by thereasonihatetwilight
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holy shit. i dont care how twilight that is... twilight is fiction this is real u are crazy ur boyfriend is crazier get the hell out of that relationship... NOW

#39 - Mar 29, 2010 07:15 AM by twilight?
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good! i woulda cut ur faggot-ass breaks to. it has nothing to do with twilight u fuck, he wants u dead. but if it helps u sleep at night, awesome. il b reading the obituaries. :)

#40 - Mar 29, 2010 10:52 AM by jhorvath
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Your life isn't twilight! It's in fucking danger break up with him immediately and press charges!!!

#41 - Mar 29, 2010 09:17 PM by HogwartsRatherThanForks
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No no you don't understand. He tried to kill you BECAUSE your life is twilight.

#42 - Mar 30, 2010 05:13 PM by ILaughAtYouAll
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OMG!!!!!!!!!! i hope u weren't hurt! dat guy is a douche!

#43 - May 6, 2010 07:43 PM by mkitwipotter
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oh how sweet! abuse is the second best way to show affection! the only better way to say i love you then cutting you breaks is giving you herpes! oh soo sweet edward can tell you he loves you in BOTH ways!

#44 - Jun 6, 2010 07:58 PM by hpfan4life
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And what do OP's fellow twitards have to say about this one?

#45 - Jun 9, 2010 01:19 PM by bookwork_13
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Oh my god you're HAPPY your boyfriend tried to kill you because he reminded you of a fictional character. I wish you had died.

#46 - Jul 18, 2010 01:19 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Too bad you didn't get mutilated in the carwreck(if you had one)..... We don't need fuckheads like you here.... Well, your boyfriend has a sense of ridding the world of Twihards. I congratulate that.

#47 - Jul 18, 2010 07:36 PM by waffenfabrik
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Wow. He wants to kill you just like Edward wants to kill Bella. How lucky for you. Also, I think he did this because you're a Twitard. MLIA and it's magical too

#48 - Aug 5, 2010 03:07 PM by HarryPotterCursesTwilight
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He obviously wants you dead because you lowered his IQ by making tw!l!ght references to everything! AND THATS NOT AWESOME!

#49 - Aug 15, 2010 07:42 PM by Gryffindor_Seeker
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@OP: Why would he do that?

#50 - Aug 22, 2010 11:07 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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^Because she likes Twilight obviously. If she's happy that he did that, she pretty much deserves to either be mutilated or die in a car crash.

#51 - Aug 28, 2010 09:50 PM by #1TwilightHater
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^She wanted him to do it? That decision makes no sense. What if she crashes or something?

#52 - Sep 5, 2010 03:59 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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OMG THAT'S SO COOL! Aren't distrustful boyfriends the best!?!?!?! WTF is wrong with you.

#53 - Sep 6, 2010 10:48 AM by TeamCedricFTW
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Your life is NOT Twi-lame, but your RELATIONSHIP doesn't look too good if this is true.

#54 - Sep 10, 2010 04:52 PM by BlackhawkDawn
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And this is good how?

#55 - Jan 7, 2011 07:54 PM by whathappenedtodiggory
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... Holy crap. Take it from someone who'd BEEN in an abusive relationship? Get out. Now. Before it gets any worse.

#56 - Jan 23, 2011 01:57 PM by AllYouNeedIsLove19
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WHY ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS?!

#57 - May 24, 7527 01:01 PM by Penny Clearwater
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WHY ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT THIS?!

#58 - May 24, 7528 01:01 PM by Penny Clearwater
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I think your boyfriend may be trying to kill you. Good riddance.

#59 - Apr 5, 2011 02:22 PM by SarahWeasley
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@OP: Obvious troll is obvious, eh?

#60 - May 24, 7317 01:14 PM by GryffindorGal
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you are either a troll or a dumb bimbo like the rest of the twi-freaks.

#61 - May 24, 1577 01:19 PM by rosie1684
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No Please. Tell me More.

#62 - Dec 11, 2011 01:26 PM by MyChemicalRomance863
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