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Today i was on a baby name website and i was scrolling down when all of the sudden i saw the name Jasper, Alice, Emmet, Edward, Rosalie, and Esme. I was looking for Carlisle but it wasn't there. Isabella is name #2..............MLIT

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Oct 17, 2010 07:46 PM - Random - by Twilightgurl

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I feel bad for anyone with those names... They probably just get bugged nonstop by Twitards.

#1 - Oct 17, 2010 09:43 PM by mrsmalfoy14
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@OP: Not surprised, lol. Anyway, Carlisle is a pretty cool name.

#2 - Oct 19, 2010 08:35 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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This does not make your life twilight. At all.

#3 - Oct 19, 2010 05:49 PM by teamjoewalker
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Like #3 said, it really doesn't make your life Twi-fail. In the past, I've checked out the origin of last names of people with unusual family names to see where they come from.

#4 - Oct 22, 2010 05:56 PM by BlackhawkDawn
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Wooow. Okay, Like my nickname says, Harry Potter is amazing.

#5 - Oct 22, 2010 10:45 PM by HarryPotterIsAmazing!
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God, some people on here really need a but more grammer lessons.

#6 - Oct 22, 2010 10:46 PM by HarryPotterIsAmazing!
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These are just facts..

#7 - Oct 22, 2010 10:50 PM by HarryPotterIsAmazing!
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How does this even relate to you? You all are ridiculous, but by all means, keep posting! I find your idiocies entertaining.

#8 - Oct 23, 2010 02:05 PM by My name is Bella...trix
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I agree completely with #8

#9 - Oct 24, 2010 12:10 PM by siriuslychibi
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You want good names? Hermione, Harry, Ron, Cedric, Albus. The list goes on and on.. Harry Potter will forever rule!

#10 - Oct 26, 2010 10:22 AM by whenedwardwascedric
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Y'know, I fear for our society if the most popular baby names nowadays are all names from Twi-Lame, The Almighty Series of Holy Fail!

#11 - Oct 26, 2010 07:46 PM by BlackhawkDawn
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lol @BlackhawkDawn - The Almight Series of Holy Fail. You've just made my day, thank you :D

#12 - Oct 30, 2010 06:31 PM by Walrus
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yeah those names are great............in the 19th century. I feel sorry for anyone that has those names.

#13 - Oct 30, 2010 07:32 PM by teamedwardisgay
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i actually liked those names before they were ruined by tw*l*ght.

#14 - Oct 31, 2010 10:54 AM by ravenclawpwns
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Name number 1?? Harry.

#15 - Oct 31, 2010 06:01 PM by moonshoespotter15
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Yeah, I've been pitching that name 'round the anti sites I'm on.

#16 - Nov 1, 2010 12:22 PM by BlackhawkDawn
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Those are all fairly common names, if a bit old-fashioned. Now, Hermononucleosis being on a baby naming site? That is totally awesome.

#17 - Nov 5, 2010 01:44 PM by Headmaster Zefron
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^YES!!

#18 - Nov 7, 2010 12:46 PM by teamjoewalker
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GO TEAM BELMONT!!!! SLAYERS OF VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, AND ALL IN BETWEEN!!!

#19 - Nov 11, 2010 01:34 AM by shmiglfib
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Van Helsing, I have a job for you...

#20 - Nov 16, 2010 07:50 AM by Not A Twi-Fag
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First. Harry Potter will always be better than Twilight Second. Seeing those names doesn't make your life Twilight at all lol Third. I agree people do need grammar lessons on here. Fourth. Get a life, Twitard.

#21 - Nov 18, 2010 05:38 PM by RealVampiresBurn
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You found those names on a baby name site? WOW!

#22 - Nov 19, 2010 08:23 AM by Meree
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id hate to be the poor kids that got stuck with those names!

#23 - Nov 20, 2010 04:35 PM by harrypotter1296
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I like how people go on here just to insult twilight, it's actually REALLY funny, but MLIA RULES!

#24 - Nov 20, 2010 05:28 PM by bahahah
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what if you already liked those names before the books and movies came out? cause now i feel bad.

#25 - Nov 20, 2010 07:32 PM by Imadethisbecause?
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I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! TWITARDS BEWARE!!!!!! van helsing IS coming!!!! :D

#26 - Nov 21, 2010 03:09 AM by rickicky
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Maybe they were in a baby book cause they are ACTUAL NAMES?! The only reason Carlisle probably wasn't there is because it's not a very popular name.... My best friends name is Isabella. She is pale. She has long flowy brown hair. She's really pretty. She hates it when people call her Bella. She hates twilight.

#27 - Nov 23, 2010 08:46 PM by another weasley
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Maybe they were in a baby book cause they are ACTUAL NAMES?! The only reason Carlisle probably wasn't there is because it's not a very popular name.... My best friends name is Isabella. She is pale. She has long flowy brown hair. She's really pretty. She hates it when people call her Bella. She hates twilight.

#28 - Nov 23, 2010 08:46 PM by another weasley
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O.k....OP, this is the best thing you could come up with?????If yall want REAL people's stories, go on averagewizard.com.....if you didn't already know....

#29 - Nov 24, 2010 07:01 AM by Pottergirl99
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Yeah, they're names. And common enough names, too. No doubt they are in most baby naming websites.

#30 - Nov 24, 2010 01:31 PM by no questions = no lies
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Oh my goodness, you found actual NAMES of a baby name website? Wow. Totally unexpected. By the way, how exactly does the pertain to your life?

#31 - Dec 2, 2010 06:22 PM by ForensicsDominate
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Dear Twitards, Edward will never marry you. Neither will Jacob. Or Bella. So get out of your pathetic little bubbles and start living in the REAL world where sparkling vampires and overgrown jackals don't happen. There are also such things as real literature. Try the Count Dracula book, or Harry Potter, or even a Stephen King book. When you decide to stop relating every single little thing to the Book-which-must-not-be-named, we will happily let you back into the world. Meanwhile, please stop existing. Sincerely, Buffy and the rest of the planet.

#32 - Dec 13, 2010 10:20 PM by Buffy_The_Twilight_Slayer
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Hey Fellow HPer's. Why does everyone keep calling Cedric "Edward"? Isn't my fellow house mate (may he rest in peace), dead? And why on earth is he sparkling?

#33 - Dec 16, 2010 05:33 PM by Neville's Hufflepuff
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@#33 What happened was Voldemort screwed up and turned Cedric into a sparkly vampire... Cedric talked to me. He told me he hates his life. That he hates fangirls chasing him everywhere. He asked all the Harry Potter fans to help him end his now pathetic excuse for a vampire life. Who's going to help him? Because one human along can't kill a vampire. Poor Cedric, he hates sparkling. :(

#34 - Dec 16, 2010 05:44 PM by AnnelieseMoonChild
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@#34 I'll help him. We are both Hufflepuffs after all! I don't want him to sparkle!

#35 - Dec 16, 2010 05:47 PM by Neville's Hufflepuff
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^Win... And by the way, Neville's in Gryffindor.

#36 - Dec 21, 2010 08:52 AM by iWouldRatherEatBubotubers
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we all know that the best name is Harry. and no more needs to be said.

#37 - Dec 22, 2010 10:54 PM by babziq
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#37- I've never been that fond of the name Harry. A teacher I didn't care for had that as his first name.

#38 - Dec 23, 2010 12:37 PM by BlackhawkDawn
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Hello. Why so we fight? We should all have a foot in both worlds. I admit to straying more towards Harry than twilight, but I wouldn't want to try to make people rue their opinion. Please, let's all stop fighting.

#39 - Dec 26, 2010 09:10 AM by at_hogwarts_and_forks
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No. Just no.

#40 - Jan 2, 2011 09:21 AM by ForTheMarauders!
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Why would you do that to your child? I have nothing against the names, but the problem would be that every where you go people would ask you if you named your kid from Twilight. Oh the shame! It's not like if you named your kid Harry or James, Sirius, or Hermione or something. People would ask you if you named your kid from Harry Potter and you would be all HELL YES. No shame involved. Just saying...

#41 - Jan 2, 2011 09:21 AM by Deatheater#1
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I agree with number 14. thank you almighty series of holy fail, made my fucking day!

#42 - Jan 2, 2011 09:24 AM by Deatheater#1
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i agree so much with #10

#43 - Jan 2, 2011 10:29 AM by harrypottersnuggie
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Any MLIAers out there?

#44 - Jan 2, 2011 01:28 PM by kitkat1
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What about Harry, or Ron, or Hermione, or Hagrid, or Dumbledore, or Malfoy, or George, or Fred, etc...

#45 - Jan 2, 2011 01:52 PM by I'mwithharry
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So, "Jasper, Alice, Emmet, Edward, Rosalie, and Esme" is one name. Who knew?

#46 - Jan 2, 2011 03:29 PM by Hp Fanatic
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#36- I'm just trying to make a cooler way to say Hannah Abbott. Cause she ended up with Neville, making her "his" so to speak. And he is hers. Plus I'm a Hufflepuff and Neville is my favorite character.

#47 - Jan 2, 2011 05:59 PM by Neville's Hufflepuff
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You will be over twilight by the time the kid is 2 days old, then it will be stuck with a twilight name. Do you really want to do that to your kid?

#48 - Jan 5, 2011 12:36 PM by Die sparkly vampires
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Poor kids... Poor, poor kids... Btw, #46, I just wanna point out that Hagrid, Dumbledore, & Malfoy are last names, not first names. And unfortuantely, Rubeus, Albus, & Draco aren't really common names (although I wouldn't be surprised if I named one of my future children one of those, just cause HP is awesome)

#49 - Jan 5, 2011 02:34 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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1st of all, poor kids 2nd of all, How does this make your life twilight?! It doesn't even make sense why it'd make you life twilight.

#50 - Jan 5, 2011 09:49 PM by ImSirius!
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you spelled Emmett wrong. i love twilight so if you're such a twilight fan why did you spell Emmett wrong??

#51 - Jan 10, 2011 07:51 PM by ihearttwilight11
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Jingle Bells, Edward smells, Bella go away. Jacob's yuck, Twilight sucks, Harry Potter all the way! I know it's a little late for Christmas songs, but I think it fits nicely :)

#52 - Jan 11, 2011 01:07 PM by snapeISawesome
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poor kids.

#53 - Jan 11, 2011 02:04 PM by MLIAisbetterthanyou
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Wow... one would think, with this site's takeover of the Twilight haters, that the Twitards would just give up... Then again, the stupid are also often stubborn and won't see a lost cause if it dances naked in front of them wearing Dobby's tea cozy. See what I did there? Direct HP reference. Of course, anyone who hasn't read the books won't understand the reference, or know that in whichever book it was (can't remember exactly) that Dobby frequently wore a tea cozy for a hat.

#54 - Jan 11, 2011 02:31 PM by #1 Tw*l*ght hatr, b*tches
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To all the people that tell Harry Potter fans and MLIAers to get off this site and stop fighting: Hey, no one said you couldn't fight back. Then again, you really have nothing to defend. Just admit it, Twilight will never be as good as Harry Potter.

#55 - Jan 14, 2011 10:04 AM by snapeISawesome
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I like my name the most (it means "the moon.") But you can call me anything you like...except Loony of course. I don't like being called Loony at all!

#56 - Jan 15, 2011 03:47 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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u ppl do not relize that ur wasting ur time on this site vampires dont sparkle

#57 - Jan 18, 2011 02:13 PM by harrypotterox
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I'm proud to say HP fans don't name our children after the characters. We have better books & know our limits. :)

#58 - Jan 18, 2011 07:11 PM by dracos_wifey
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but even if we did, our children would by far have a much better grip on reality, rather thao wishing for boyfriends that sparkle. but that's all for now, i'm behind on my potions homework. :)

#59 - Jan 18, 2011 07:17 PM by dracos_wifey
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I meant than* my bad!

#60 - Jan 18, 2011 07:18 PM by dracos_wifey
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I find it hilarious that the last post was 3 months ago and really this sites a fail

#61 - Jan 22, 2011 11:46 PM by PotterOfGold
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Wow! I think it's kinda sad that most of these posts are from Potterheads and MLiAer's. Yet another sign of our awesomeness.

#62 - Jan 23, 2011 04:21 AM by SectumsempraSaysSnape
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Btw, when I have kids, if it's a boy I'm naming him James & if it's a girl I'm naming her Luna. Cause they're my 2 favorites in Harry Potter! :)

#63 - Jan 23, 2011 04:13 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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When I'm pregnant at 20 weeks (when babies could hear things outside of the stomach) I'm going to get the Harry Potter audiobooks and have the baby listen to it :)

#64 - Jan 26, 2011 03:28 PM by RedvinesWhatCantTheyDo?!
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What about Sirius or James??

#65 - Jan 27, 2011 08:19 AM by Padfoot&prongsunited
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@66 i love your name and can isteal your idea?

#66 - Jan 29, 2011 09:16 PM by Bellnomylastnameisnotswan
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@thefifthmarauder; You would name your child after me? Oh my, what an honour! I would love to teach her all about nargles, heliopaths etc!

#67 - Jan 30, 2011 09:13 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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I feel bad for thoose sick, sad people. http://mylifeisaverage.com/

#68 - Jan 30, 2011 06:07 PM by Dobby_Lives
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I LOVE HOW THE COMMENTS ALL HAVE TO DO WITH MLIA, HARRY POTTER, A VERY POTTER MUSICAL, AND SUCH. to all of the above: I LOVE YOU.

#69 - Jan 30, 2011 06:14 PM by Dobby_Lives
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Those kids lives are going to be so messed up. Poor children. I hope you never reproduce.

#70 - Jan 30, 2011 09:25 PM by Team_GAGA
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No way, actual popular names were on a baby name website? Who the hell could have guessed that!? And pretty sure not many people have the name Carlisle so of course it won't be on there.

#71 - Jan 31, 2011 08:34 PM by BuffyStakedEdward
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@lunaandtheloonies: Haha alright, you can do that! (of course, I'm only 15, so it'll be quite a while before that happens lol)

#72 - Feb 1, 2011 10:32 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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I hope voldemort eats you. I LOVE HARRY POTTER.

#73 - Feb 1, 2011 07:00 PM by mrspotter98
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By the way ilove you number 10 :)

#74 - Feb 1, 2011 07:03 PM by mrspotter98
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I love #66 for their name and their comment. Positively brilliant.

#75 - Feb 12, 2011 05:47 PM by magicismight
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My name was #1 for eleven years starting 1996, the year I was born. The only reason Bella passed me up was because of Stephenie Meyer. http://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/popularnames.cgi

#76 - Feb 19, 2011 12:38 PM by EmmsterHP
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The reason those names were there is because they are common, just like the other names in tw*l*ght. But HP has some truly unique names.

#77 - Feb 22, 2011 06:18 AM by percyjackson
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To bad you don't know how to spell Emmett ;) and you thought you were a twilight fan :)

#78 - Feb 22, 2011 07:39 PM by TNMEBD13
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A different kind of fetus fork too. Fetus foot work. Im japanese so asian pride. Got rice? Milk and eggs. AND I DIDNT TOUCH THE THIRD wheel. I TOLD you.... not to EAT at the table.......! I slap my turkey with my sandal down the parking lot. Bacon bacon.

#79 - Feb 26, 2011 03:22 PM by DexterSAINTMorgan
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Chicken ride on the steven rope speelberg oven case books. And the dosie do does he arnold does. For the chase. rice

#80 - Feb 26, 2011 03:23 PM by DexterSAINTMorgan
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Chicken ride on the steven rope speelberg oven case books. And the dosie do does he arnold does. For the chase. rice

#81 - Feb 26, 2011 03:23 PM by DexterSAINTMorgan
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MLIA.

#82 - Feb 26, 2011 09:56 PM by avadakedavrayourdead
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MY LIFE IS AVERAGE :]

#83 - Mar 4, 2011 11:37 AM by mylifeisBETTERTHANULOSERS
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MLIA>mlit...HARRY POTTER FOR THE WIN!

#84 - Mar 4, 2011 11:47 AM by harry-p-SWAG
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my name is a failed verson of MLIA....YOU GUYS TOOK ALL OF THE GOOD ONES!! GAH! and in all honistly, you should name you're child something bad ass like...Hagrid....or....Ronald...or god forbid my name, UMBRIDGE! (crazy phyco bitch...i mean umbridge from harrypotter...notyou...)

#85 - Mar 5, 2011 07:12 PM by MILA123456789
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im having a baby, and i know i'm having a girl i have always loved the name isabella, which i'm calling my daughter, the only problem, everyone knows im a massive twihard, so they just think im naming her that cos of twilight they dont believe me when i say i liked the name before i'd even heard of twilight :|

#86 - Mar 8, 2011 04:06 PM by twilight_mummy
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Was the first name on the list Harry Potter?

#87 - Mar 12, 2011 09:22 PM by jacobsjustananimagus
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^^probably. Or it was Ron weasley. or Hermione Granger. Pick one.

#88 - Mar 12, 2011 10:52 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ Personally, I prefer Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore!

#89 - Mar 14, 2011 02:17 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^good point, good point. You win.

#90 - Mar 16, 2011 03:11 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@ The Fifth Marauder- I know, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore is much better name than all the tw*l*ght names combined.

#91 - May 25, 3090 01:00 PM by percyjackson
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^ My thoughts exactly! Then again, I'd say about 90% of the names in Harry Potter are better than any names you'd find in the-series-that-must-not-be-named

#92 - May 25, 4547 01:00 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^...um, guys? Check out the years that accompany your posts...another reason this site FAILS! Lol.

#93 - Mar 20, 2011 08:23 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ Haha the years AND the dates. Last time I checked, March 22 came BEFORE March 20 (not to mention the 22nd is today & I posted that comment several days ago). Yeah, this site fails in so many ways...

#94 - Mar 22, 2011 06:04 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^lol, I never even noticed the dates.

#95 - Mar 24, 2011 03:24 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ Lol yeah, I'm good at noticing things (a good finder, cause I'm a Hufflepuff). At least they fixed it now...

#96 - Mar 25, 2011 12:49 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^aww...that sucks...now my comment looks retarded. Aw well. You're a Hufflepuff? That's cool! I'm a Ravenclaw.

#97 - Mar 25, 2011 04:37 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ I don't think so, cause those 2 comments from percyjackson & me are still screwed up. I just meant they fixed all the ones after those 2. And yep, I'm a Hufflepuff, even though my 4 best friends were all in Gryffindor (look at my username). And you're a Ravenclaw? Awesome! "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure!"

#98 - Mar 26, 2011 12:00 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^"Dear Hufflepuff, she took the rest and taught them all she knew"

#99 - Mar 26, 2011 03:34 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@teamaliceasinwonderland: "Thus, the Houses and their founders maintained friendships firm and true." Gotta love the Sorting Hat, huh? Too bad it never sang in the movies, I'd have loved to see that!

#100 - Mar 28, 2011 12:56 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@#15, exactly. Number two? Ron. Number three is hermione, four, cedric, five cho, six, tom, seven, albus. Eight, fred, nine, george, and ten is neville.

#101 - May 25, 274 01:01 PM by teamhpmliafmler
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^ Hey now, what about the Marauders? I think James, Sirius, Peter, & Remus should be on that list too! @teamidontgiveacrap: Nice observation! And you're right, they do say March 29 now! That's pretty amusing, how those 2 comments pretty much give you the current date, while the rest just give the dates they were posted.

#102 - May 25, 8048 01:01 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@the fifth marauder: I wish that the sorting hat sang that song too! And also, I think that Rowena, Helga, Godric and Salazar should be on the names list too ( even though Salazar was a douche)

#103 - May 25, 6668 01:01 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ Well, Helga isn't that weird of a name (course, my opinion there is biased, because I'm a Hufflepuff). True, though, those other 3 would be REALLY weird names to name your kid. They're cool, though, unlike names like Renesmee or Carlisle!

#104 - May 25, 1106 01:02 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^eh. I don't care. At least they're original. I mean, how many of the names in twiblight are truly original to sm? At least j.k. Rowling made a lot of her own names.

#105 - Apr 1, 2011 12:42 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@teamidontgiveacrap: Merlin's beard... That really sucks for those kids :( @teamaliceasinwonderland: Very true! I'd say about 90% of the names you'd find in Harry Potter are rather creative :)

#106 - Apr 1, 2011 02:19 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@teamidontgiveacrap: Yeah, most of the students DO have actual names (although Hermione is rather uncommon). But yeah, I was mainly talking about the last names. That's where she really shows her creativity! There's the ones you said, and also McGonagall, Slughorn, Finch-Fletchley, Shacklebolt, Scrimgeour, Lestrange, etc... I feel especially sorry for Neville, with the last name of Longbottom. And true, using common names would work well in a book too, cause then, the characters are at least a bit easier for the reader to relate to.

#107 - Apr 2, 2011 12:04 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Well, this is only because all the teen Twi-hards are getting knocked up by pedophiles. Twilight fans are delusional however, and think it's Edward. Creep.

#108 - Apr 5, 2011 01:47 PM by TeamTyler'sVan
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I second that. Being a Weasley and all, I am exposed to many sexual references. My husband, Fred, likes to tell me that I'm cool....er than all Twilight fans. -MLIHP (My life is Harry Potter)

#109 - Apr 5, 2011 01:51 PM by SarahWeasley
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^ She says she's a Weasley, so if she was married to Fred Weasley, we'd have worse problems than just her being married to a dead person...

#110 - Apr 7, 2011 05:38 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ Oh yeah... *facepalm* Why did I say that? I think it's this cold I have that's messing with my brain. Oh, and marrying a dead guy... sounds kinda familiar to me. I think if Bella can get away with it, then this girl probably can too! And something tells me that you really like chocolate ;) I can't blame you, though, it's pretty much impossible to NOT like chocolate! (especially if you've suffered a dementor attack or are just depressed)

#111 - May 25, 9826 01:02 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ True. Although, I don't think Inferi are capable of human thoughts & just want to kill people (or, for any other kind of zombie, eat their brains), so marrying one of them definitely wouldn't be a good thing. And yeah, I'm great at Divination! I've got some Seer blood in my family! ;)

#112 - May 25, 2804 01:02 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ Hmm, true. And that would definitely be interesting. And actually, I was joking about having Seer blood in my family. I'm Muggle-born, you see. My field of strength is actually Charms. I'm one of Flitwick's top students!

#113 - Apr 13, 2011 01:33 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ 'Cause who doesn't like chocolate??

#114 - Apr 14, 2011 02:38 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^who doesn't like chocolate? @the fifth marauder: So you're the one Professor Flitwick always talks about in the Ravenclaw tower! He's been trying to get us to work up to your standards! I rank high in Care of magical creatures. I've already met a unicorn.

#115 - Apr 14, 2011 02:44 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ Really? He's told you that? Wow, I feel really special now! :) And that's cool that you're great at Care of Magical Creatures. It's a fun class! And you've met a unicorn?! Awesome! I bet my unicorn-loving friend is jealous! (she's majoring in Transfiguration, not Care of Magical Creatures, so I don't think she's met any)

#116 - Apr 15, 2011 01:02 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ You like Charms, too? Awesome! It's a fun class, isn't it? By the way, I've always been curious about this: Who's better at Potions, Professor Snape or Professor Slughorn? True, teaching Potions was Slughorn's intention from the beginning as opposed to with Snape, but still, they're both outstanding at it. I wonder which one's better... And yeah, Professor Binns's classes? Terrible. It's said in the books that even HERMIONE gets bored in his classes. Just think about that: the school genius, who got Outstanding in all her O.W.L.s except for one and spends all her free time studying, has a hard time staying awake in that class.

#117 - Apr 18, 2011 05:07 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@ The Fifth Marauder- Yep. Flitwick sure does like you. And i'm actually pretty jealous of your friend. Transfiguration? I would LOVE to become an Animagus! I wouldn't know what animal to choose! though a wolf or tiger would be a couple of picks. Teamidon'tgiveacrap- I agree. Binns would be hard pressed to notice anything. We Ravenclaws broke a window once, and climbed through it and down a rope, but we were caught by Madam Hooch. We were in soooo much trouble from her.

#118 - Apr 19, 2011 12:22 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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and, The Fifth Marauder, i think it would be a tough decision as to who's better at potions, but i would say Snape. Even though he truly wanted to be a DATDA teacher, He wrote all those little notations in the potions book, and even though the boiok doesn't say, i think he could make a Polyjuice potion, and a Felix Felicis just as well as Slughorn. But that's just my opinion.

#119 - Apr 19, 2011 01:08 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@teamaliceasinwonderland: That WOULD be awesome, to become an Animagus! I especially want to be one, considering my 4 best friends (see my username) are all Animagi. And you actually did that?! Haha nice! Doesn't surprise me that Binns wouldn't notice. People have done all kinds of magic in my class without him noticing. Someone even ate a Canary Cream in my class (and thus temporarily turned into a canary) & he didn't even notice! Also, you're probably right about Snape being better. As you said, he made all those annotations in the book (so I'd say he's at least better than the book's author at Potions). And considering he knows the ingredients of Polyjuice Potion (Boomslang skin? Lacewing flies? You've been brewing Polyjuice Potion!), I'd say he'd probably know how to brew it, too. And it wouldn't surprise me if he could brew a good Felix Felicias, too!

#120 - Apr 20, 2011 10:04 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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@Teamidontgiveacrap-I'm in year 7. the Window thing was our senior's joke. Would you believe madam Hooch took 50 points from Ravenclaw away from each of us? There was eight of us! But so worth it. And, no, i've never been able to master Occulmency, but i can produce a Patronus. =] @ The Fifth Marauder- lol. A canary Cream. Those are funny! We should go to the Ministry and sign up to become Animagi! It would be fun!

#121 - May 25, 5210 01:03 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ She seriously took 50 points from EACH of you?!? That's even worse than McGonagall's punishment in Sorcerer's Stone! Well, I guess you learned a lesson there: never rappel down onto the Quidditch pitch during class. Now if you did that during a boring class that's NOT above the Quidditch pitch (maybe Divination), then you'd probably be able to get away with it :) Btw, I'm a year behind you, in Year 6. I can't wait to see what my Hufflepuff friends & I will come up with for our senior prank! And yeah, that WOULD be fun if we became Animagi! Although I think the Ministry's pretty busy right now: there's a war going on against the sparklepyres, and the Ministry might be helping with that. Oh, and also, they're probably distressed because Luna Lovegood got kidnapped by a new Death Eater right underneath their noses. Hey, you wanna help teamidontgiveacrap and me? We've set up a trap for the sparklepyres (see the comments on the post about the Department of Magical Affairs, #2 on the Top 100) and are looking for someone to teach us Occlumency so the sparklepyres don't know what we're planning. Would you like to help us?

#122 - May 25, 1492 01:03 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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YES! I would be honored to join your team! I can provide lots of assistance. I can see thestrals, and I know where to acquire a LARGE amount of blast-ended skrewts. My unicorn friend would probably help too.

#123 - May 25, 8780 01:03 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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Whoah, calm down, teamidontgiveacrap! I'm sure it wasn't her idea! Even if it was, she had no way of knowing she'd get caught. And if it makes you feel any better, us Hufflepuffs' chances of winning the House Cup were ruined, too. Whoever it was that told you a first year tried to sneak a dragon up the astronomy tower was actually almost right. He had this weird egg (didn't look like a dragon's egg, though) and was taking it to the top of the Astronomy Tower when McGonagall caught him. Oh, and considering this was at night, she was even more furious. So that first-year Hufflepuff lost us 200 points! By himself! At least teamaliceasinwonderland didn't lose all 800 points herself. Oh, and yeah, I know that my fellow Marauders are dead. But we still have ways of communicating. Remember the Marauders' Map? How when Snape tried reading it, the map insulted him? Yeah, they can still speak through the map, and luckily, I have it now! :) @teamaliceasinwonderland: Yay! We're so glad to have you on our team! Oh, and I think you should apologize to teamidontgiveacrap... He (she?) seems pretty mad that you & your Ravenclaw friends lost 800 points for his house. Also, why ARE you taking NEWT History of Magic? Why would anyone want to do that?? Oh yeah, teamidontgiveacrap, you asked how the O.W.L.'s are? They're actually not bad, for the most part. I got an Outstanding in Charms and Exceeds Expectations in all the rest except for Divination (Acceptable) and History of Magic (Poor).

#124 - May 25, 8011 01:03 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Wait... replace "800 points" in my comment with "400 points". I made a little typo there.

#125 - May 25, 8110 01:03 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@teamidontgiveacrap- whoa...slow down there honey. It wasn't my idea, i just happened to be in the row by the window. I made up my share of the points, to be fair. I earned 100 points for Ravenclaw in COMC, by successfully treating the wounds of a fallen Centaur warrior. I am sorry for losing the points, but i'm trying to earn them back. As for seeing thestrals? thanks for not being sorry. I watched my best friends parents burn to death in a housefire when i was ten. Started by none other than Bellatrix Lestrange. thanks for your sympathy. >=[ @ The Fifth Marauder- That's really cool about the map. I didn't know you guys could still communicate through thtat thing. That's some powerful magic! And i'm taking the NEWT History of Magic because though as boring and dull as it is, It's a really easy mark for me, because i was always have been a bit of a history buff. i Got an E in my OWL for that class.

#126 - May 25, 8802 01:03 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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By the way, my best friend growing up was the daughter of a ministry worker. they were close to uncovering he who must not be named's whereabouts. We were held captive outside while the house burned. We were told to never tell what happened that night. We never did, and we've been scarred ever since. That's why we see Thestrals.

#127 - May 25, 9050 01:03 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@teamaliceasinwonderland: Well, I don't know if you could call it communicating with them. I mean, they are dead, so it's not like I can actually talk with them. See, it works the same way as Riddle's diary did. It's their memories talking to me. But you're right, it is powerful magic! And also, I am so sorry to hear about the death of your friend :( Bellatrix really is evil. If there's one person that I'm glad they're dead, it's definitely her! @teamidontgiveacrap: Sorry, I usually don't check people's profiles here (and when I do, I usually either don't pay much attention to their information or I forget it all in a day or two). Sorry about that. As for why Harry didn't see thestrals after his mother's death? I think the logical reason would be that Harry didn't understand what he just saw. I think you need to know what's going on when you see death to see the thestrals. Oh, and why do I have the map? Well, even a great wizard like Harry isn't immune to dropping things. I'm not sure when he dropped it, but during my first year at Hogwarts, I saw something on the train tracks at Platform 9 and 3/4 & picked it up. At the time, I didn't know what it was, and I definitely didn't know it belonged to the great Harry Potter, so I used some spells that I knew on it. Eventually, one of them made some writing appear on it. I must've used the same spell Snape used, cause Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, & Prongs were talking to me. I talked back (I had some ink & quills with me) and we had a conversation going. That was definitely a memorable first ride on the Hogwarts Express! When I got to Hogwarts, I told them that, and they told me about the Marauders' Map, told me the incantation to make the map appear, and told me to talk to them again whenever I wanted.

#128 - May 25, 8008 01:03 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Btw, I didn't really clear this up: They started calling me The Fifth Marauder sometime during my third year, after I was talking to them for the last 2 years. I guess they were really thrilled that they had someone other than each other to talk to for the first time since they insulted Snape in Harry's third year (despite the fact that they're memories & thus, I don't know if they can be thrilled by anything. They're good company, though)

#129 - May 25, 8340 01:03 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Teamidontgiveacrap-it's all good =]. I don't want to start a fight. I didn't know you were a fellow Ravenclaw. We'll have to hang out in the tower sometime. I'll help you with your OWLS if you want. The Fifth Marauder- that's so cool that you can talk to the marauders. I'm kind of jealous now. And I'm also glad bellatrix is dead. Molly Weasley is my hero. And I really miss Luna. We were friends. I never called her looney. That was cruel. We met up in in transfiguration. We'll have to get her from the death eaters! I want my friend back! You guys with me?

#130 - May 25, 8007 01:03 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@teamidontgiveacrap: I know, I do feel bad about it now. See, after the Marauders told me that the map was Harry's (they also asked how I got it), I started asking people where he is, but no one knew. Eventually, I asked McGonagall, who told me that Harry's an Auror now, in the Ministry of Magic. Unfortunately, I never got a good excuse to walk into the Auror headquarters (security's tight, you know). And then when Luna & I snuck into the headquarters to question the Aurors, I completely forgot about asking Harry about the map! Do you think I should try sneaking back in now, while we're waiting for an Occlumens to show up? @teamaliceasinwonderland: Yes, we're definitely with you! Except I still have no idea where she is... All I know is that a new Death Eater kidnapped her while we were questioning the Aurors and took her away. I think we'd need to find out more about this Death Eater first if we want to save Luna.

#131 - May 25, 3241 01:03 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ Yeah, I should probably do that. *goes off to Diagon Alley's stationary store to write a letter to Harry telling him that I've been taking good care of his map* And yeah... it's hard to imagine a 78-year-old lady being a Death Eater. Although we COULD take a look around Hogsmeade to see if there's anything suspicious there. If saviour of freaks really does live there, maybe that's where she (if the person actually is a she) took Luna. Do you feel like doing that, or should we get started on our plan with the mental shields?

#132 - May 25, 8212 01:03 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Hey guys, I'm back. I actually just came back from hogsmeade, and I have some interesting bits. Apparently, there's been a rising number of people in and around the shrieking shack. I've spoken to one of the bartenders in the three broomsticks, and she says that there's also been more activity towards the north. I'm pretty sure she means the mountains where the giants Hagrid was staying with are. Also, I've made contact with a centaur rogue, and he's given me coordinates to the home of a powerful occulmens called Jazadia, and also the location of a minor death eater hideout. It's up to you whether you want to pursue any of this. Let me know your plans. Karyn out.

#133 - Apr 24, 2011 08:55 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@teamaliceasinwonderland: Nice detective work! Glad to have you on our team! So the Shrieking Shack and the mountains in the north have had a lot of activity recently, and a centaur has told you the location of a Death Eater camp? Maybe we should investigate those places. Or we could get some of the Ministry's Aurors to go there, so that we can continue working on our plan while they investigate. As for this Jazadia person... I think we should go to his/her home & see if he/she will teach us Occlumency. We might still need it for a part of our plan. So can you tell us where this mysterious Occlumens is located?

#134 - Apr 25, 2011 06:24 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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Jazadia actually lives in Godric's Hollow. She was temporarily a member of the ministry, where her job was to investigate the creatures of the forbidden forest, which is how the centaur came to know her. She was given the task because she was an occulmens, so noone could find out where she was, or what she was doing. Mostly because she was looking for Aragog. There's a little background info, and basically all the centaur told me. I have with me three thestrals, if you need a ride into the hollow. Can either of you see them, out of sheer curiosity?

#135 - Apr 25, 2011 08:49 AM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@teamaliceasinwonderland: Yeah, I can see them. I saw my cousin (one of the only 3 magical people in my family, along with me & my uncle) get murdered by Yaxley during a fiasco at the Ministry. He worked in the Improper Use of Magic Office, but when Voldemort took over the Ministry, he supported Harry Potter. One day, while I was going up to his office with my uncle to visit him, we saw him run out of the elevator, being chased by 3 wizards (including Yaxley). I think he had attacked a high-ranking official. He was almost to the fireplaces when Yaxley shot him with a Killing Curse. So yeah, I can see thestrals. Teamidontgiveacrap, since you can't see them (you're lucky), we can just guide you onto yours, if that's ok.

#136 - Apr 25, 2011 03:31 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ohh...i'm really sorry about your cousin...i hope i didn't stir up any bad thoughts. Anyways, I think that we should head out to see Jazadia. i sent my owl to take her the message that we would be coming, so she should be waiting for us. I don't know the address, but she will get us. Btw, Who is the leader of all this stuff? Are you, Fifth Marauder? I always think you are.

#137 - Apr 25, 2011 09:45 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ It's ok. I probably would've been reminded of it when we got to the thestrals, anyway. Alright, so let's go! Wait... before we go, I'd like to go to the Ministry & tell the Aurors about those locations you mentioned that people have seen suspicious activity in. I'll just be a second! *rushes off to the Ministry* Btw, the primary leader would probably be Alexandra Crawley, Head of the U.S. Department of Magical Affairs, because she was the one who wrote the post that this all has been revolving around. We haven't heard anything from her since then, though, so the large group of sparklepyre-fighting wizards/witches has been broken down into many subgroups. If I had to say who's the leader of our group, I'd say both teamidontgiveacrap & me, considering we both came up with parts of our main plan.

#138 - Apr 26, 2011 01:11 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ Thanks :) And you seriously both think of me as the leader? Wow... I've never been a leader before! Thanks! Alright, so I went and told the Aurors to investigate the Shrieking Shack, the mountains, and that Death Eater camp that teamaliceasinwonderland mentioned. So I think now we're all ready to go!

#139 - Apr 27, 2011 02:19 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ That's a good question. Teamaliceasinwonderland, where are your thestrals?

#140 - Apr 27, 2011 04:54 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Oh! Silly me...they're over there...*goes and gets Thestrals* Here! Fifth Marauder, you can see them, so there's yours...Teamidontgiveacrap, Yours is here...*grabs hand and places it on thestrals neck* Up you go! Don't be alarmed, it's a smooth ride. Alright, everyone good?

#141 - Apr 27, 2011 08:20 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ Alright! Thanks! Ok, I think we're all ready now, so let's go visit Jazadia!

#142 - Apr 28, 2011 02:30 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^you're fine, don't worry. Doing great for a first timer and you can't see them. =] and off we go! You guys doing fine? Btw, I don't know what to expect from Jazadia. I have virtually no info about her. I don't even know what she looks like. Fifth Marauder, did you happen to get any info from any aurors in the ministry? Teamidontgiveacrap, did you find anything?

#143 - Apr 28, 2011 07:36 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@teamaliceasinwonderland: Nope, I didn't find anything out. Sorry :( But on the bright side, Harry Potter himself is leading the search party going to the Shrieking Shack! And also, I told him that his map is in good hands :) I asked him if he wanted it back; he told me I can hang on to it until we've completed our mission. Btw, whee!!! Riding this thestral is so awesome!!!

#144 - Apr 29, 2011 02:25 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^we will. On the way back. Btw, does anyone know where we are? Navigation is not my strong point...

#145 - Apr 29, 2011 10:01 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ I have no idea. But don't thestrals have an inbred sense of direction? I'm pretty sure they do. So let's sit back & enjoy the ride :)

#146 - Apr 30, 2011 05:02 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I know they can get us there, but I wondered if anyone knew where we were so I can tell how much longer it will be. But this ride is fun! I wanna keep my thestral!

#147 - Apr 30, 2011 07:20 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ Really? Wow! We must use this valuable information to our advantage! @teamaliceasinwonderland: Oh. Well, I don't even know where we're heading, so I have no idea how long it'll take. I agree, though, this is AWESOME!

#148 - May 1, 2011 06:06 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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Oh, hey, Teamidontgiveacrap, just thought I'd let you know that percyjackson (remember? He helped us come up with the Gringotts vaults plan) is mad at us. Well actually, I think he's mainly mad at me. Because after he left, we completely ignored his disappearance & I didn't even give him credit when I told Weasley Wizard Wheezes about our plan. I feel bad about it, and I think we should give him the honor of trapping Edward & Bella in the vaults when we get to that part. Does that sound good to you?

#149 - May 1, 2011 05:23 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Yeah, I'll do that, teamidontgiveacrap. But, still, why didn't tell me about this.Oh, and teamaliceinwonderland, hi, I'm Percy Jackson. Perhaps you've heard of me. I'm in this with you.

#150 - May 5, 2011 01:18 PM by percyjackson
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@The Fifth Marauder- So you took the credit from me when when you were telling teamaliceinwonderland too. Don't steal the credit anymore or I'll tell the sparklepyres ahead of time about your plan. Not nice!

#151 - May 5, 2011 01:46 PM by percyjackson
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Hi, Percy Jackson. Nice to meet you. Are you with us to see Jazadia as well? or since beig a god, can you already close your mind to the sparklepyres? and how did you get up here? can you fly?

#152 - May 5, 2011 04:18 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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Nice to meet you too. Who's Jazadia? I can't close my mind to the sparklepyres, but I'll ask Apollo how to. I got here by my father's chariot. I'm allowed to drive it as much as I want now. Be right back. Talking to Apollo how to.

#153 - May 5, 2011 05:24 PM by percyjackson
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@The Fifth Marauder- Don't steal credit from me in the future. @Teamaliceinwonderland- I just talked to Apollo and he got Hermes, the sleep and dream gods, and the oracle of delphi. They gave me the basics of it, and I'vde mastered it, so I'm not going tell me when you get back. P.S. Are there any other posts with comments like this.

#154 - May 5, 2011 05:48 PM by percyjackson
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Is it okay to bring the hunters of Artemis with me to Gringotts, just in case the sparklepyres try to attack?

#155 - May 5, 2011 05:51 PM by percyjackson
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We should transfer this talk to the the one that The Fifth Marauder and teamidontgiveacrap were on. That's where that was actually posted.

#156 - May 5, 2011 05:56 PM by percyjackson
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Don't steal credit from me Fifth Marauder.

#157 - May 5, 2011 05:57 PM by percyjackson
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL.

#158 - May 5, 2011 07:34 PM by Loremaster
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@percyjackson: You didn't really have to tell me 3 times... Sorry it took me awhile to reply, I haven't been here for awhile. And as I said on that other post, I really am sorry for not giving you credit, and I promise not to do it again. Also, I think this one and the original sparklepyre-war one are the only 2 posts here with comments like this. I think we'll all just go to the original post after Jazadia (a skilled Occlumens that a centaur told teamaliceasinwonderland about) teaches us Occlumency. Speaking of which, do you think we'll be there soon, teamaliceasinwonderland?

#159 - May 6, 2011 01:01 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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My thestral just started downwards. i'd say we're there....Oh! i see that graveyard. yup, we're here. Next question is, where's Jazadia?

#160 - May 6, 2011 08:58 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^ Oh, so this is it! You don't know where Jazadia is? Alright, so why don't we split up & look around for her? Hey, teamidontgiveacrap, didn't you have some of those fake Galleons like the ones the DA used? I remember you giving me one on that other post. Do you think you can give teamaliceasinwonderland one so that whoever finds Jazadia can contact the other 2 & tell them where she is?

#161 - May 7, 2011 08:33 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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No need for that. This way. From now on, you do as i say, no matter what. I must not be discovered.

#162 - May 7, 2011 12:36 PM by Jazadia
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Guess what guys? I advertized helping out in this war on the first 2 home pages and the first on the top 100.

#163 - May 7, 2011 03:54 PM by percyjackson
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I found Jazadia...or rather, she found us...

#164 - May 7, 2011 06:55 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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Yup. *follows Jazadia* Btw, congrats on getting the 200th comment, percyjackson!

#165 - May 8, 2011 02:32 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Thanks. Just got a new profile picture, too. It's of Harry from the Prisnor of Azkaban.

#166 - May 8, 2011 02:43 PM by percyjackson
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^ Yup, I noticed. That's a pretty awesome pic! I'd say it blows mine out of the water!

#167 - May 8, 2011 05:41 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Thank you.

#168 - May 8, 2011 06:14 PM by percyjackson
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Hello, Jazadia.

#169 - May 8, 2011 06:27 PM by percyjackson
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I'm officially addicted to the internet

#170 - May 8, 2011 06:30 PM by percyjackson
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^ Haha me too. Me too. Oh, and I've asked for more people wanting to help us on both Average Wizard and MLIA. I think we might be getting some more help soon!

#171 - May 9, 2011 01:37 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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So did I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#172 - May 9, 2011 05:19 PM by percyjackson
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That's quite enough fooling around. Percy Jackson, did you decide to come after all? glad to have you with us. Now, sit. This will be the beginning of your lesson. I want you guys to clear your minds. empty your mind of any thoughts at all. You want to block everything. Build a wall around your thoughts. A solid brick wall.

#173 - May 9, 2011 08:09 PM by Jazadia
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@percyjackson: I agree with Jazadia, glad to have you with us! But when did you get here? And how did you find us?! I guess that's not important now, though. *sits down and gradually begins to empty mind*

#174 - May 10, 2011 01:05 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I'm just watching. I already know how to close my mind.

#175 - May 10, 2011 04:26 PM by percyjackson
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Dang... Is this supposed to be really hard to do, Jazadia? I'm having some trouble completely emptying my mind.

#176 - May 11, 2011 01:19 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I'm waiting for you guys down at Hogsmeade. I hear it's cool.

#177 - May 11, 2011 06:26 PM by percyjackson
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It will be hard. The trick is to not think about it. Let yourself go. If you try to hard, you will overthink, and cause frustration. Just...let go.

#178 - May 11, 2011 06:41 PM by Jazadia
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Hogsmeade is awesome. The candy shop is awesome, the joke shop is pretty cool, and the rest are awesome too. I'm booking a room for the night at The Three Broomsticks. I wish I could live here.

#179 - May 12, 2011 06:48 PM by percyjackson
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^Yeah, same here. I'm too worried about being discovered, and the thestrals.

#180 - May 13, 2011 12:14 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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Hey, welcome back, you 2! It seems like you haven't been on here for awhile. I was starting to worry! But anyway, this is hard for me too. I'm also worried about being discovered, and I'm still concerned about Luna, and according to Narcissa on the other post, Bellatrix is still alive... this may take awhile.

#181 - May 13, 2011 02:23 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I already closed my mind. I've known how to for a long time. But I already spent the night at The Three Broomsticks. I'm registering for another night.

#182 - May 13, 2011 05:18 PM by percyjackson
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I'm at the Three Broomsticks now.

#183 - May 13, 2011 07:07 PM by percyjackson
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@GiveUsBackCedric- If you wish to join us, have your broomstick ready and wait outside the Three Broomsticks. I will send Azure to come get you. @ Everyone else- Once you have mastered clearing your mind of everything, i want you to start focusing on something. Just one single thing, like an animal, or a tree or something in your mind. If someone tries to dig through your mind, they will only be able to recver a meaningless object to them. Focusing on something like that will also help you concentrate better, because you know what to focus on, and you can stay there. You guys with me? Once you are masters of that, i will test you on your progress so far, because i am also a Legilimens.

#184 - May 25, 3121 01:05 PM by Jazadia
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Hi, GiveUsBackCedric. You're staying here too. I've stayed here 3 nights, and am registering for a 4th. Bye.

#185 - May 25, 6074 01:05 PM by percyjackson
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I did it! I managed to clear my mind! Ok, so now I have focus on something, Jazadia? Alright, I'll work on that now.

#186 - May 25, 1244 01:05 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Good work Fifth Marauder. I'm staying at The Three Broomsticks yet another night. It's awesome.

#187 - May 25, 1916 01:05 PM by percyjackson
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@teamidontgiveacrap-are you talking about a hair barrette? @whoever cares to read this- I'm focusing on the moon. That way, if my mind is read, they get mooned. Lol!

#188 - May 25, 9579 01:05 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@Teamaliceasinwonderland- LOL. @GiveUsBackCedric- It probably isn't. Azure's really cool.

#189 - May 17, 2011 05:42 PM by percyjackson
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@GiveUsBackCedric- no, it is not too late. Azure will be there in five mins. Btw, Azure is not a person. Azure is my black sooty owl. She carries information in code about my skills and whereabouts. Anyone skilled enough to find he and decode the scroll is worthy enough for my teachings.

#190 - May 17, 2011 06:28 PM by Jazadia
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^ Alright, great :) I'll try my best to figure out the message!

#191 - May 18, 2011 04:05 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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Alright, my object is a dog, and I'm focusing on it right now. I'm all set for the next step! Btw, @teamaliceasinwonderland: As percyjackson & teamidontgiveacrap have said, LOL!

#192 - May 19, 2011 12:59 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Alright. Everyone, I want you to close your minds, and fully concentrate on your object. I will attempt to read your minds, and pierce your thoughts. I will then evaluate your progress, and decide whether you are ready. Alright? Go.

#193 - May 19, 2011 02:18 PM by Jazadia
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Good luck, everybody. Oh, and Jazadia, why must you not be discovered.

#194 - May 20, 2011 02:07 PM by percyjackson
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For two reasons: my occulemency and legillimency skills, and because I was on a special ministry assignment, where I uncovered some disturbing information. Many seek me for this reason, which is why I hide in the shadows, and which is why Azure is impossible to find.

#195 - May 20, 2011 07:56 PM by Jazadia
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Jazadia, I figured out Azure's coded message! I'll be there soon!

#196 - May 21, 2011 05:35 AM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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Okay, Jazadia. Thanks for tellling me.

#197 - May 21, 2011 06:47 AM by percyjackson
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All those names suck.

#198 - May 21, 2011 08:18 AM by harrypotterforeva
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@harrypotterforeva- Do you meen our usernames or the names in the post. If you mean our usernames, I'm genuinely offended, but if you mean the names in the post, I agree with you.

#199 - May 21, 2011 03:43 PM by percyjackson
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@Fifth Marauder- I'm you're lutenant (I don't think I spelled that right). Not teamidontgiveacrap. I've been fighting sparklepyres a lot longer than her. And if you disagree, I have a whole army of soldiers. So I am the most powerful. I should be the leader, not the third wheel. I feel like that sometimes.

#200 - May 21, 2011 06:18 PM by percyjackson
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^ I don't think you're the third wheel. You've contributed a lot here, and you were one of the 3 (along with teamidontgiveacrap & I) that made the original plan. You're just as important as the rest of us :)

#201 - May 22, 2011 05:44 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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Thanks, that means a lot.

#202 - May 22, 2011 06:49 AM by percyjackson
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^ You're welcome

#203 - May 22, 2011 03:05 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Alright, Jazadia, I'm ready! Dog... dog... dog...

#204 - May 22, 2011 03:06 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Do well, Fifth Marauder. I have faith in you.

#205 - May 22, 2011 04:42 PM by percyjackson
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@teamidontgiveacrap- I'm also a bit of a legilimens myself, and if you wanted me to see a hair barrette, then it worked. If not, then you failed, but I think I'm supposed to see a hair barrette. But let's see if Jazadia sees that. Come back Jazadia.

#206 - May 22, 2011 05:46 PM by percyjackson
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Oh, I am sooooo ready. I'm totally focused on the moon, and I await Jazadia......Where is she, btw?

#207 - May 22, 2011 06:27 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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Oh, and hi GiveUsBackCedric! Glad you could figure out Azure, and you made it here safely!

#208 - May 22, 2011 06:30 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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Yeah, vote on it, teamaliceasinwonderland. And good luck closing your mind, GiveUsBackCedric. I have faith in you.

#209 - May 23, 2011 04:09 AM by percyjackson
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BTW

#210 - May 23, 2011 05:21 AM by percyjackson
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I think this is cheating,

#211 - May 23, 2011 05:21 AM by percyjackson
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no,

#212 - May 23, 2011 05:21 AM by percyjackson
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this is definetly cheating,

#213 - May 23, 2011 05:22 AM by percyjackson
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but I don't care,

#214 - May 23, 2011 05:22 AM by percyjackson
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because.......

#215 - May 23, 2011 05:24 AM by percyjackson
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I am trying

#216 - May 23, 2011 05:25 AM by percyjackson
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to get

#217 - May 23, 2011 05:25 AM by percyjackson
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a long,

#218 - May 23, 2011 05:25 AM by percyjackson
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drawn out

#219 - May 23, 2011 05:26 AM by percyjackson
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conversation

#220 - May 23, 2011 05:26 AM by percyjackson
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with myself

#221 - May 23, 2011 05:26 AM by percyjackson
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so........

#222 - May 23, 2011 05:26 AM by percyjackson
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I can get

#223 - May 23, 2011 05:27 AM by percyjackson
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GiveUsBackcedric- I'm glad you are here. Read my posts above, follow the instructions, and let me know if you need help, or clarification.

#224 - May 23, 2011 07:32 AM by Jazadia
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As for the rest of you, I have seen your minds, and all ihave come up with is a hair barrette, the moon, and a dog. I deem you ready. Now go forth with your plan, and good luck. We'll meet again. Oh! And guys?

#225 - May 23, 2011 07:35 AM by Jazadia
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*low and dangerous voice* Show

#226 - May 23, 2011 07:36 AM by Jazadia
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No

#227 - May 23, 2011 07:36 AM by Jazadia
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Mercy!

#228 - May 23, 2011 07:37 AM by Jazadia
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YES! We're ready! Thank you so much for your help, Jazadia. Is there any way we can repay you?

#229 - May 23, 2011 01:00 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@Jazadia- Do you want to help us with our plan against the sparklepyres? I think you've earned the right to. So what do you say? Join us?

#230 - May 23, 2011 01:13 PM by percyjackson
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Yeah! Come with us! We won't let you get captured or discovered...

#231 - May 23, 2011 01:47 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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^^^That sounds cool. But what about that minor death eater hideout teamaliveasinwonderland mentioned? Should we go there?

#232 - May 23, 2011 05:53 PM by percyjackson
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BTW,

#233 - May 23, 2011 06:06 PM by percyjackson
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I think this is cheating,

#234 - May 23, 2011 06:06 PM by percyjackson
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no,

#235 - May 23, 2011 06:07 PM by percyjackson
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I know this is cheating,

#236 - May 23, 2011 06:08 PM by percyjackson
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but......

#237 - May 23, 2011 06:08 PM by percyjackson
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I don't care,

#238 - May 23, 2011 06:09 PM by percyjackson
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because...........

#239 - May 23, 2011 06:09 PM by percyjackson
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I want..............

#240 - May 23, 2011 06:09 PM by percyjackson
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to reach a

#241 - May 23, 2011 06:10 PM by percyjackson
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milestone.

#242 - May 23, 2011 06:10 PM by percyjackson
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Do you know

#243 - May 23, 2011 06:11 PM by percyjackson
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what it is?

#244 - May 23, 2011 06:11 PM by percyjackson
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It's the 300th comment!!!!!!!!!!Wooooooooooooooooo. Yeah, I pulled a teamidontgiveacrap! You got a problem with that. Wooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!

#245 - May 23, 2011 06:13 PM by percyjackson
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^lol.you said alive, rather than Alice. That makes me giggle. And congrats on your 300 th comment. And, Jazadia, please say yes. We'd love to have you!

#246 - May 23, 2011 07:12 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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@percyjackson: Congrats on your 300th comment! Even though you cheated... But about that minor Death Eater camp, I told some of the Aurors about it before we left, so I don't think it'd be necessary to go there. I think for now, we should just head on back to Diagon Alley. Jazadia, I agree with the others, I think it'd be great if you could come with us, or at least teach Occlumency to the rest of our army. Do you think you could do that?

#247 - May 24, 2011 01:09 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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You guys seem to be determined to have me on your team. Well, I'd have to accept. But you guys don't really have to worry about hiding me that well. You see, after the ministry project, I was now a hunted witch. I moved here to hide amongst the others, and I also became an unregistered animagus. Heh heh. *transforms into a Hippogriff*

#248 - May 24, 2011 02:15 PM by Jazadia
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Thanks, Jazadia. And it's cool that you're an animagus. But to respond to Fifth Marauder and teamidontgiveacrap, I know it's not, but I still got an every hundred comment. And to respond to teamaliceasinwonderland, sorryabout that. Must've been typing to fast. But come on, Jazadia. Go to the top 100, 2nd post down.

#249 - May 24, 2011 06:08 PM by percyjackson
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Don't worry. I will teach on this page, but I will help with anything else any way I can on the other page. I won't let my lessons muddle up your plans. Just let me know who is on our side, and who isn't. It really is an honour to be part of your team. I mean, you guys haven't been nagging me for info and secrets, which I value highly. Before I quit the ministry, I was always being pestered by people wanting to be my friend only so that I would tell them things, and teach them things. You four seem to genuinely like me. Thank you, it means a lot. I've never had friends like you.

#250 - May 24, 2011 07:33 PM by Jazadia
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Btw, GiveUsBackCedric, how are you doing? Have you cleared your mind? Or have you progressed to the Object stage? Or are you ready for me to test you? Please let me know. I will take you to the rest of the team when you are ready. A hippogriff flying alongside a broom would look super suspicious. Deal?

#251 - May 24, 2011 09:15 PM by Jazadia
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Have you ever tried being original with picking your kids names and NOT basing them on fictional characters? We're going to live in a generation of kids with names from this book, be original.

#252 - May 25, 2011 12:46 AM by anontwifan666
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Jazadia, I have some important news. A man by the name of Scottie Summers has just joined our army, and he may need your assistance to learn occulemency. Just thought I'd give you a heads up.

#253 - May 25, 2214 01:06 PM by percyjackson
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Good luck, GiveUsBackCedric! You can do it! And yeah, Jazadia, as percyjackson said, there's a new member of our resistance who may need to learn Occlumency. Feeling up to teaching him?

#254 - May 25, 463 01:06 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Well then, GiveUsBackCedric, here we go! Clear your mind, and Focus hard!

#255 - May 25, 1171 01:06 PM by Jazadia
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Wow, this is harder than I thought...

#256 - May 29, 2011 12:31 PM by ScottieSummers
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Excellent job, GiveUsBackCedric! I believe you to be ready! Good Luck!

#257 - May 29, 2011 03:32 PM by Jazadia
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And it is hard, ScottieSummers, but i think you will be able to do it!

#258 - May 29, 2011 03:46 PM by Jazadia
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I'm worried too. i lost track of them when i came back to teach ScottieSummers, and to finish your training. I'm really worried about them...

#259 - May 30, 2011 06:38 AM by Jazadia
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I'm here. Sorry I haven't been here in a while. I was trying to recruit some more troops. But good job, GiveUsBaackCedric. And it is hard, Scotty Summers. I'm confident you can do it, though.

#260 - May 30, 2011 07:09 AM by percyjackson
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Okay, I think I'm starting to get it.

#261 - May 30, 2011 12:32 PM by ScottieSummers
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Okay, I think I'm starting to get it.

#262 - May 30, 2011 12:33 PM by ScottieSummers
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Thanks, GiveUsBackCedric. But yeah, what about those 3? I hope that they're fine. And Narcissa, and moldyvoldyhatesvampires, and Luna. But good job Scotty Summers.

#263 - Jun 1, 2011 06:50 PM by percyjackson
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I'm back, guys!! Sorry it took so long, I was getting my computer fixed. And then I was focused on beating this one video game I have after that. So, um... It looks like teamidontgiveacrap & teamaliceasinwonderland have been gone as long as I have... Does anyone know what happened to them?

#264 - Jun 5, 2011 06:23 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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@Fifth Marauder- No one does. I hope they come back soon. This is Luna all again.

#265 - Jun 5, 2011 06:29 PM by percyjackson
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^ You're right, it is. And theartofsecrecy, moldyvoldyhatesvampires, & Scottie Summers seem to be suffering that fate too... it's just you, me, GiveUsBackCedric, Jazadia, & that new girl, She Who Snogged the Squid now. Do you think we should just continue with our plan, or should we wait for them to come back?

#266 - Jun 5, 2011 07:08 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Welcome back, Fifth Marauder! I'm really glad that you weren't taken by the sparklepyres! But, um, guys... you might wanna check out teamaliceasinwonderland on the other page. I think she needs our help.

#267 - Jun 6, 2011 05:46 AM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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Continue our plan. WE WILL CONCOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#268 - May 25, 3352 01:07 PM by percyjackson
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Congratulation! You found names on a naming site. And I feel bad for whoever is given those names because they will have to deal with stupid twihard moms, because tw!l!ght will no longer be read by anymore teens. Read a real book!

#269 - Jun 10, 2011 03:38 PM by ISHOTEDWARD
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^I agree wholeheartedly.

#270 - Jun 14, 2011 07:51 PM by percyjackson
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Sorry, sorry, I'm back! Some stupid Twitard broke my nose with a geometry textbook, no joke.

#271 - Jun 17, 2011 01:51 PM by ScottieSummers
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Welcome back, Scottie Summers! And seriously? Why did she do that?! Oh, and do you wanna come back to our army in that one post (Top 100, 2nd one down, if you forgot)? We can use all the help we can get!

#272 - May 25, 4002 01:08 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Oh, I was telling another Harry Potter fan that I didn't like Twilight, the Twitard overheard and swung the book at my face. Lemme grab my Nimbus 2000 and I'll get back to the army right away.

#273 - May 25, 3907 01:08 PM by ScottieSummers
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^ Holy crap, I thought all the insane, violent Twilight fans were gone! Sigh... when is the Twilight fad gonna end?

#274 - May 25, 7331 01:08 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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^ This isn't the first time this chick's taken a swing at me, either.

#275 - May 25, 8921 01:08 PM by ScottieSummers
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^ I feel so sorry for you... Have you considered telling someone about her? I'm sure she'd get in pretty big trouble for that >:)

#276 - May 25, 5561 01:08 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ Actually, this is pretty common where I live. I did knock her out after she broke my nose, though.

#277 - May 25, 6117 01:08 PM by ScottieSummers
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Guys, I doubt that these kids will have a bad time from Twilight, because the craze would have died down by the time they're old enough to know much about it.

#278 - Jun 20, 2011 05:41 PM by Dragonhunter
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ScottieSummers, don't take GiveUsBackCedric for granted. He's a traitor!

#279 - Jun 21, 2011 12:04 AM by percyjackson
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^ Haha I'm only a traitor when we're in character.

#280 - Jun 21, 2011 06:41 AM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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^ I'm so confused.....

#281 - Jun 22, 2011 11:45 AM by ScottieSummers
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^ GiveUsBackCedric! (which happens to be another account of mine) betrayed the sparklepyre-fighting army (again, see Top 100, 2nd post down, pretty much the only post here that people still go to). He's dead now, though, he was killed by a sparklepyre that was Imperiused by Bri a.k.a. teamidontgiveacrap, a member of the army who's at St. Mungo's right now. Oh, and the plot gets much more complicated than that. You'd probably be even more confused if you were part of the army XD

#282 - Jun 25, 2011 01:17 PM by Luna "Loony" Lovegood
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WHOAA! You found names, on a baby name site?YOUR BLOWING MY FREAKING MIND! p.s. I bet Harry, Ron, Hermione,Fred, George ,and Ginny were there too!

#283 - Jun 27, 2011 08:11 PM by SilenceYouMuggles
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Well then. The ones that are reading this, Welcome. You will quickly discover that to become an animagus is a LOT harder than learning to become an occulemens. This task will also become more time consuming and difficult as you go. Alice and I spent a full year learning to do this. Now, if you feel you can commit to this, to me, please remain. Otherwise, go. Now. Your first lesson is about to begin.

#284 - Jun 28, 2011 07:19 PM by Jazadia
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Lesson one: The first thing you should know is, that your animagus form is the same as your patronus, because your patronus reflects your inner image. It reflects who you are inside. Alice is a Tigress, because she is fierce, loyal, brave and strong. I say that as a sister, and a friend. My inner self is represented by a Hippogriff, because when I look inside myself, I see pride, loyalty, strength and power. But that is me, looking at myself. Now, this will be your first task. It may sound stupid, but I want you to think about your patronus, and how it represents you, on the inside. What do you see, when you watch the shimmering shape emerge from your wand?

#285 - Jun 28, 2011 07:26 PM by Jazadia
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My Patronus represents my father, Poseidon, being the creator of Horses. And I see the Horse galloping all majestic like. I see it, and it makes me feel at home. Horses are in my comfort zone.

#286 - Jun 28, 2011 09:37 PM by percyjackson
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Hares are able to fend for themselves and usually don't live in groups. I definitely don't live in a group, since it's just Rolf and me at home, and I haven't really had any friends to hang out with since I left Hogwarts. But we've always been able to fend for ourselves quite fine.

#287 - Jun 29, 2011 09:46 AM by Luna "Loony" Lovegood
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Lesson Two: Now that you understand a little more about why your patronus is the creature it is, you will better understand why you are like the animal you will become. Understanding and acceptance is the key. It doesn't matter whether or not you like your animal form. You need to concentrate, because this magic can go terribly wrong. We learned that the hard way. It was not easy. Now, I want you to think about your animal. How it thinks, feels, acts. How it is built. It's anatomy. What it eats, where it sleeps. BECOME the animal. You shouldn't be morphing. You've not reached that stage yet. But psychologically, become the animal.

#288 - May 25, 3411 01:09 PM by Jazadia
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Lesson Three: Now, this ends the theory and background work. I'm accelerating this teaching, because we don't have a huge amount of time. Now that you can set yourself, and visualize yourself as your animal, we will work on your morphing. Now, first, we will work on the basics. Sight, smell, hearing. I want you guys to envision yourselves seeing through your animals eyes. How they see the world. How they perceive the things we know so well. Please comment as to how you are doing. I want to know.

#289 - May 25, 7069 01:09 PM by Jazadia
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Sorry, sorry! I completely forgot about this! Erm... oh yeah, I have to start at the beginning. Well, my Patronus is a dog (which, naturally, pleased Padfoot). A beagle, to be exact. I think it's a dog because of my extremely strong loyalty to my friends (and the breed is a beagle because I used to have a beagle, and I've missed her ever since she passed away). Ok, so now I've got to psychologically become the dog... Alright, I'll work on that now then.

#290 - Jul 3, 2011 06:59 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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Guys, they're coming back! The Twi-hards are coming back! They took down our posts! They are taking over this site again! We have to do something!!

#291 - Jul 9, 2011 04:57 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Yeah, T5thM, I went to the bookmark of one of the great anti post AND IT WAS GONE!!!! Back to the (NOT) reality for these losers.

#292 - Jul 10, 2011 01:21 PM by BlackhawkDawn
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THEY TOOK DOWN MY PROFILE!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DID THIS as you can see from my new username I'm panicing right now. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOOOO???????????? *panic*

#293 - Jul 10, 2011 08:39 PM by Briwhoispanicing
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Sam pleasee get online. I need your soothing blurbs of text to comfort me in my time of need. We can still do the story, right? *whimper* *more panic*

#294 - Jul 10, 2011 08:44 PM by Briwhoispanicing
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Guys, let's resume talks on here. Why did they do this?

#295 - May 25, 9610 01:10 PM by percyjackson
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They did this because they're evil. D': So what do we do now???

#296 - May 25, 2116 01:10 PM by Briwhoispanicing
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We resume our plans on here, duh.

#297 - May 25, 2340 01:10 PM by percyjackson
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I guess so. It's just going to be hard to make the fanfic now, with all our records lost :'(

#298 - May 25, 2751 01:10 PM by Briwhoispanicing
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hey, percy, go to thecheshiregrin.weebly.com

#299 - May 25, 4923 01:11 PM by Briwhoispanicing
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Yes, please do it, Percy! Then we'll have our army back again, this time without threat of having our posts removed! And Bri, my "soothing blurbs of texts"? What the heck does THAT mean? XD And don't you worry about the fanfic. My friend Jordan has told me numerous times that I have a photographic memory. I think I'll be able to remember enough to make our fanfic :) And yeah, I was panicking at first too. That comment that BlackHawkDawn commented on? I posted it on at least 20 posts here. Then I explained our predicament both on the fanfic and Facebook. It definitely didn't calm me down when I saw that your account was gone. And when I first found out about this, I was literally screaming at my computer. You guys and our story was what kept me sane last month, and I didn't want it all to be gone! And Percy, I'd say they did it because they were mad at us (the entire clan of HP fans, not just us 5). Btw, 300th comment! YES!

#300 - May 25, 7443 01:11 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Haha, Fifth Marauder, Percy got 300th comment originally. Then all my posts were removed (hurt face) and now he's at, like, 225th post and he's like "300th!! Woohooo!!" It's quite funny. Also, if you go to some of the posts we were conversing on earlier, it looks like you're talking to yourself. And it doesn't make sense either. A bit like Garfield minus Garfield. Anyway, I am ULTRA glad you have a great memory because I can hardly remember any of it. Could you maybe write it down somewhere to be absolutely positive you don't forget? Because otherwise I'll be kinda worried about you forgetting bits and pieces of it, and with no record to jog your memory, it would be... not disasterous, certainly, but we would lose that little bit of the story :'( As for the soothing blurbs of text? I... have no idea.

#301 - May 25, 8668 01:11 PM by Briwhoispanicing
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Hey Percy, how old are you supposed to be. We need to know for the fanfic. Also, go to thecheshiregrin.weebly.com

#302 - Jul 13, 2011 09:02 PM by Briwhoispanicing
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Haha yeah, I know. "It's the 300th comment!!!!!!!!!!" No it's not, it's the 245th comment XD And the strangest thing happened to my GiveUsBackCedric account. Half of his comments on this page are gone, even though the account is still there. Weird... And haha yeah, I can imagine. All those posts that we had random conversations on... I guess I AM insane now! Yay!! And write it down? I've got it covered... somewhat. I made a list of the characters, list of the plots and subplots, and list of the characters who die (including some that will only die in the fic, like Scottie Summers, Tom, and Walden Macnair). But yeah, I think I'll just write about each scene to make sure I don't forget them.

#303 - Jul 14, 2011 06:37 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY'RE REPRODUCING!

#304 - Jul 15, 2011 10:41 PM by haterz
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Guys, I'd just like to say that there's a Harry Potter ad at the top of this page. We still win :D

#305 - Jul 17, 2011 06:35 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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@Fifth Marauder- Please don't kill me! Don't let the twitards take over this place!

#306 - Jul 19, 2011 01:54 PM by ScottieSummers
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^ Sorry. We just need some reason to explain your disappearance when we make the fanfic. Unless you have another idea for that?

#307 - Jul 22, 2011 09:28 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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@Fifth Marauder- Where are we continuing our IConversations. Because I thought the cheshire grin thing was just for OoC conversations. Correct me if I'm wrong.

#308 - Jul 25, 2011 05:59 PM by percyjackson
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*IC conversations*. I doubt any of you noticed that.

#309 - Jul 25, 2011 06:50 PM by percyjackson
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Site confusing you, Percy? Can't blame you, really. Anyway, OoC conversations go in "Fanfic Address" and "Not Just Alice's Adventures Anymore..." In "The *Official* Fanfic Blog", you can find links to the fanfic and various other stuff, including TNT's website that's currently another OoC place. "A Silver Rose and a Song" is for backstories. "How to Break a Twilight Curse" was our first IC post for the story, so you should probably read that. After it got too crowded, we made a new post, "Phoenix Song", which is where our IC conversations are currently going on. Make sense now?

#310 - Jul 26, 2011 05:22 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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@ Fifth Marauder: Do whatever you need, just make sure I go down fighting. ;) Oh, and by the way, I started a review site, dazzlemethis.wordpress.com, (cue shameless plug) and if you or anyone else has the time, I'd love if you took a look at it. I'm no Dan Bergstein, but I'll do my best.

#311 - Jul 30, 2011 02:30 PM by ScottieSummers
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This is Percy right now, and it makes sense now, Fifth Marauder?

#312 - Aug 1, 2011 05:41 PM by a strange person
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@ScottieSummers- Go to comment #302 and type in the website. Then read How To Break a Twilight Curse, and Phoenix Song, and then go to Thunderclouds and Heat Lightning. If you don't want to do all that reading, then just comment on Thunderclouds and Heat Lightning, and we'll explain to you what has happened sinced you've left. Got it?

#313 - May 25, 8593 01:12 PM by percyjackson
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Wait, we can't explain, because we're at St. Mungo's, and you're somewhere in America, looking for us. You don't know we're at St. Mungo's. We'll talk to you on OoC (out of character) comments. You can do the same to us.

#314 - May 25, 2449 01:12 PM by percyjackson
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What kind of name sight were you on? Last time I checked the names are always in alphabetical order. Unless, of course, you personally looked for these names on that website. You must have gone through a lot of pages to get to the "R"s.

#315 - Dec 27, 2011 05:58 PM by Gryffindor1997
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What kind of name sight were you on? Last time I checked the names are always in alphabetical order. Unless, of course, you personally looked for these names on that website. You must have gone through a lot of pages to get to the "R"s.

#316 - Dec 27, 2011 05:58 PM by Gryffindor1997
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Believe it or not, all of those names are actually real names! I know, shocking, right? That's why they're on a baby name website.

#317 - Mar 8, 2012 02:33 PM by Rapunzel
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