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Today I dreamt of my own version of Edward. Average height, green eyes, soft lips, and pale cold-skinned. Life would be so much easier if I weren't in love with him, but I can't help it. If i could dream, it would be about him because someday we will be together. MLIT

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Oct 17, 2010 12:53 PM - Love - by Bella

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Wow, you're pretty much the dumbest person in existance. Edward is NOT real, and if he was, he'd be gay. Kbye.

#1 - Oct 17, 2010 09:45 PM by mrsmalfoy14
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Isn't that just normal Edward, but less so? I mean... I'll be honest, I've been reading this site for ages, and it reads like you just changed two words in the standard description. Can't you be... I don't know... original at least? Like, a bit?

#2 - Oct 18, 2010 06:00 AM by Dekapolitissa
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@OP: Sounds cool. Good luck!

#3 - Oct 19, 2010 08:34 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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^Good luck with what? Her fake romance with her imaginary boyfriend? Or her therapy?

#4 - Oct 19, 2010 05:51 PM by teamjoewalker
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WOW I THINK EDWARD WOULD BE GAY IF HE WERE REAL

#5 - Oct 20, 2010 02:21 PM by Alice!
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Oh come on! There are plenty of REAL good looking guys in the world you could fantasize about.

#6 - Oct 22, 2010 05:53 PM by BlackhawkDawn
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God, some people seriously need therapy.

#7 - Oct 22, 2010 10:49 PM by HarryPotterIsAmazing!
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This doesn't seem like somebody who thinks that their life is twilight, it seems like somebody trying to convince someone else that they aren't crazy.

#8 - Oct 23, 2010 02:50 PM by RobertPattinsonAsCedric.
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Here's two good looking guys: James Phelps and Joe Walker. And guess what!? They're real!!

#9 - Oct 25, 2010 06:58 PM by Misty Waterflower
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^I COMPLETELY agree with you!! Except I prefer Ollie. (;

#10 - Oct 25, 2010 07:13 PM by teamjoewalker
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THIS IS DISGUSTING

#11 - Oct 26, 2010 11:36 AM by mlifeia
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Green eyes, average height, pale......sounds more like Harry Potter.

#12 - Oct 26, 2010 06:38 PM by HarryPotterAverageWizard
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Shut up haterz!!!! EDWARD IZ SOOOOOO REAL AND WILL Smite all nonbeleverz. MLIT+TEAM EDWARD 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#13 - Oct 26, 2010 07:56 PM by AmiSparkles
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^Oh Ami. You're not helping yourself Dear.

#14 - Oct 26, 2010 08:15 PM by teamjoewalker
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AmiSparkles- Don't be an idiot, get lost, and shut up! Team Tazer!

#15 - Oct 28, 2010 11:56 AM by BlackhawkDawn
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1) sounds like Harry Potter 2) sounds a LOT like Harry Potter. 3) Need I go on?

#16 - Oct 28, 2010 10:10 PM by RonWeasley
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It's okay to develop a slight crush on a book character in my opinion, but this level of obsession ... it's insane. And this isn't even from a book! You've deluded yourself into thinking this apparently gorgeous guy exists and HE DOESN'T. YOU DREAMT HIM. Get. Help. NOW.

#17 - Oct 30, 2010 06:34 PM by Walrus
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ahahah Ami... learn to use grammar before threatening people. Please and thank you.

#18 - Oct 30, 2010 07:23 PM by uhmmwut?
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keep dreaming, 'cause "edward" to you is pronounced and spelled "pedophile" to normal sane people.

#19 - Oct 31, 2010 10:52 AM by ravenclawpwns
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The second I read green eyes, BAM! Harry Potter was in my head. And then I remembered I'm only signed up on this site to make fun of people like you. :) Try reading a real book, love!

#20 - Oct 31, 2010 05:42 PM by moonshoespotter15
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Wow, this is the epitome of twi-hard idiocy. Let me have fun with this. 1. Reminds me of HP. At least you guys can appreciate a good male protagonist. 2. You dreamed of this version of Edward *shudders*, and you wish you could dream about him? 3. Just looking at the comments you can see that all twi-hards need an idiot-proof grammar class. so much fun. ^_^

#21 - Nov 2, 2010 04:29 PM by killer_cat
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Average hight, green eyes, pale skin? Sounds like Ville Valo if you ask me. He's real, and not some made up character.. but to go about the level of obsession that you have obviously plundered to, you my child, need help. Could I perhaps recommend you to a rehab facility or perhaps a dose of reality? KThanks.

#22 - Nov 2, 2010 07:47 PM by Gryffindor_Seeker
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This is the funniest thing I have ever read. Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you back. KTHXBAI.

#23 - Nov 3, 2010 10:56 AM by edwardwillneverloveyoutoo
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Good God. This is pathetic. ALL of these are pathetic actually.

#24 - Nov 5, 2010 07:20 PM by VampireKnightIsBetter
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oh. my. voldemort. you make me SICK! *BLAH!*

#25 - Nov 6, 2010 09:38 AM by Harry_Potter > Twilight
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I think I just died slightly.

#26 - Nov 9, 2010 11:12 AM by IrishDeatheaters
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GO TEAM BELMONT!!!! SLAYERS OF VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, AND ALL IN BETWEEN!!!

#27 - Nov 11, 2010 01:38 AM by shmiglfib
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I think it's quite funny how you basically described Harry Potter. You are very pathetic to think that you will ever be with an imaginary sparkly fairy who noms animals. But then again, he's desperate enough to date someone as manly as Bella..

#28 - Nov 13, 2010 06:33 PM by VoldemortsBuddy:D
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Um... This level of obsession should be addressed by a psychiatrist. Immediately. Kthnxbai.

#29 - Nov 15, 2010 07:54 AM by Dobby's_Sock
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Onez agan, Shut up haterz!!!! EDWARD IZ SOOOOOO REAL AND WILL Smite all nonbeleverz. MLIT+TEAM EDWARD 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#30 - Nov 15, 2010 04:19 PM by AmiSparkles
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@AniSparkles : Your grammar skills amaze me. You should write a novel, seriously.

#31 - Nov 15, 2010 04:24 PM by MadHattress
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first of all, dreaming of imaginary pedophiles is unhealthy, and wrong. I suggest a good dose of Harry Potter. Secondly, @AmiSparkles-please go back to 2nd grade and learn some proper grammar, because obviously you missed some crucial lessons, and it's giving me a headache trying to read your nonsense.

#32 - Nov 17, 2010 02:56 PM by ravenclawpwns
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@AmiSparkles-If Edward is real then the Belmont family or the Van-Hellsing family are real and killed him and his family already. Where ever there are vampires there are vampire hunters to take them out. Or you know what Alucard or D both of Dracula's sons. Fuck it the Count from Sesame Street can kill Edward!

#33 - Nov 18, 2010 01:28 AM by shmiglfib
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Okay here's the thing MLITer, and AmiSparkles, I hate to shatter your little world but..... Edward is not real and that description sums up Harry Potter, so please for God's sake stop fantazising about him, it'll be a big help to all of us

#34 - Nov 18, 2010 06:36 AM by Robyn nightshade mliaer
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Oh yeah for those of you who like posting about (a) Harry Potter, (b) random topics (c) anti-twilight stuff, go to mylifeisaverage.com please. Thank you :]

#35 - Nov 18, 2010 06:49 AM by Robyn nightshade mliaer
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@AmiSparkles-Learn to spell is, forever, once, and haters. No he's not real. HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER lol Your lives are so sad that I come on here when I'm depressed and laugh hysterically at you guys but quite honestly unlike you I have a real boyfriend, not an imaginary one and a life :) Please get one? I hear they're selling quite cheap on the black market. @the sad person who wrote this-lol get a life. You're not in love, it's lust, you'll never get him and will one day just like every other woman in this world settle below your standards for an average middle class man. kthanksgetalife :D

#36 - Nov 18, 2010 06:22 PM by RealVampiresBurn
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Ok AmiSparkles: Dear, Edward is not real. Please tell me how he can "smite" all nonbeleivers when he isn't real? Author of this post: Dear, Edward is not real. Never was and Never will be. To all my fellow MLIAers: I'll see you all back on the site where we belong ;)

#37 - Nov 20, 2010 03:57 PM by sparklymeansgay
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

#38 - Nov 20, 2010 04:36 PM by harrypotter1296
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this is really awk. MLIA IS BETTER.

#39 - Nov 20, 2010 05:29 PM by bahahah
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your pathetic!!!

#40 - Nov 21, 2010 10:38 PM by twihardssuck
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i hope you fall asleep and never wake up again! just sayin' :)

#41 - Nov 22, 2010 09:39 AM by get a life!
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Awwe, that is sweet. But in the end you must come to terms with reality. Edward does not exist and you're 'dream man' will either. You want to find someone who isn't mysterious or a damage to your health. Someone who can hold you in the cold nights and let you know that you are loved. :) Edward I don't ever did that

#42 - Nov 23, 2010 06:58 AM by ThePoet
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It's okay cause Harry will use the resurrection stone to save Edward from these twitards and bring him back to hogwarts, where he belongs. :)

#43 - Nov 23, 2010 08:47 PM by another weasley
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@AmiSparkles- 1.) Stop kidding yourself. He's not real and he'll never "smite" me. 2.) One simple little word: GRAMMAR. 3.) Please get some help. By the looks of your post it seems you need some. 4.) "Is" is spelled with an S. S as in SPELLING. Which by the way, you also need some help in.

#44 - Nov 24, 2010 01:10 PM by no questions = no lies
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@#37- See you there.

#45 - Nov 24, 2010 01:12 PM by no questions = no lies
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@OP- Are you saying you can't dream?

#46 - Nov 24, 2010 02:17 PM by no questions = no lies
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@AmiSparkles First off, learn to spell. Second, how are you going to go about smiting these "nonbelievers?" Are you going to wave your fingers and strike us with lightning? Someone's been masturbating over their Edward fantasies too much.

#47 - Nov 27, 2010 10:28 AM by Eragonrocks
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i love my potter people we kick twi-hard's sparkly butts :)

#48 - Nov 27, 2010 01:27 PM by weasleyunited435
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This is My Life Is Twilight.com. So why are we bashing Twilight and Edward?? Let's be nice.

#49 - Nov 28, 2010 11:54 AM by justgivemethewerewolf
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^ I QFT

#50 - Nov 28, 2010 02:11 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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@49- Because we read it just to laugh at the crazies. And to all others, if you want to read something actually FUNNY, go on this link: www.mylifeisaverage.com. Have fun, people who are awesome.

#51 - Nov 28, 2010 04:38 PM by no questions = no lies
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Ahhhh. So many posts to insult, so little time! You're fucking retarded, my god, he can't even get a hard on. Allz you can do is hump his leg you freak.

#52 - Nov 28, 2010 11:11 PM by Harrypotterissexy
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@justgivemethewerewolf-It's because you guys tend to take things to far with this whole Twilight shit. Edward ate the inside of Kay Jewelers, that's why he sparkles. Not to mention the fact that vampires don't hesitate to DRINK BLOOD, they don't run (they turn into bats), and they burn in the sunlight. Not sparkle like he just got shot with a fucking Bedazzler. We mainly come here to possibly, JUST MAYBE, get some sense back into you guys-which I doubt was even there in the first place. The book was written for angsty teenage fat chicks who obviously can't notice a grammatical error to save their fucking lives (look through the book there's plenty.) This book, the movie, and the whole FRANCHISE is the saddest bunch of bullshit I've ever seen in my life. At least Rowling had a little bit of sense and didn't try to compare herself to Shakespeare, unlike Meyer, who will never even fall close to him and honestly doesn't deserve to be in the same category as Shakespeare.

#53 - Nov 29, 2010 06:39 AM by RealVampiresBurn
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@another weasley-Thank you!! Finally someone agrees that his one and only role should be Cedric Diggory, but sadly he's gone to the dark side and we apparently can't get him back because these retards stole him.

#54 - Nov 29, 2010 06:42 AM by RealVampiresBurn
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Sounds like you thought up Harry Potter. He is pretty cute, isn't he?

#55 - Nov 29, 2010 03:07 PM by Level35DinoLover
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#49- Because we actually care for the sanity of the nation. And anyone who thinks Eddie The Walking Discoball is real deserves to get made fun of.

#56 - Dec 13, 2010 11:47 AM by BlackhawkDawn
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your not bella cause shes not real and nors edward. seriously, i think your the most pathetic person on this dumb site. oh, and for everyone that shares my opinion - take a look at ALEX READS TWILIGHT on youtube :) so so good ;)

#57 - Dec 13, 2010 12:23 PM by blahblahblahh
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Seriously, Edward is not real. Stop fantasizing over fictional characters. If you absolutely have to do so, pick some from a series that is better than Twilight. Like, oh, I don't know, Harry Potter? Or how about the Mortal Instruments series? Read some good books instead of this crap about sparkly vampires. And, btw, everyone knows that vampires don't sparkle. If it sparkles, it's a fairy, and most likely gay.

#58 - Dec 14, 2010 09:13 PM by Mossy Green Eyes
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What the fucking Hell is wrong with you?! He is a MADE UP GAY ASS SPARKLY VAMPIRE. What does that tell you?? He abstains, he sparkles, he never washes his hair, and, oh, by the way, since he's a vampire and has no blood, HE CAN'T GET A BONER.

#59 - Dec 15, 2010 04:06 PM by TwilightIsFuckingStupid
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And fellow MLIAers, you are freaking awesome. DINOSAAAAAAUUURSSSS

#60 - Dec 15, 2010 04:07 PM by TwilightIsFuckingStupid
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Heres the thing. I wouldn't care so much that people like Twilight if it just wasn't so damn popular! I just- I can't-you... I just can't wrap my head around it. WHY DO YOU LIKE IT. ITS NOT WELL WRITTEN. ITS SEXSIST. IT HAS BAD MORALS. THERE'S NO CHARACTER DEVELOPEMENT. IT HAS PLOT HOLES. IT CONSTANTLY CONTRADICTS ITSELF. ITS UNREALISTIC. And most importantly: THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT, REPEAT NOT, REAL. THEY ARE FICTIONAL. Maybe you could read Catcher in the Rye? Or Jane Austen? Just a suggestion. Okay, thanks, bye.

#61 - Dec 26, 2010 06:15 PM by Lovegood
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AmiSparkles- the way you spell onez, haterz, iz, and nonbeleverz, why isn't your name spelled AmiZparkelz? Oh, and you might want to get some tutoring for that grammar.

#62 - Jan 2, 2011 07:39 AM by orderofthephoenix
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is this website made by the clinically insane? or are its occupants just living there? besides the sane one's who see she's pretty much dreamt up harry potter, i think it's time for your medication now :)

#63 - Jan 2, 2011 08:53 AM by DobbysTeaCosy
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This just made me throw up in my mouth a bit. Ewww.

#64 - Jan 2, 2011 09:26 AM by Deatheater#1
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Oh and I agree with #1's comment and how (this is hard for me to say, because I love Malfoy) ironic it is that her name is "Mrs. Malfoy", when she is commenting about how the crazy Twilight freak will never be with Edward. Funny and freaking fantastic! lol, even Harry Potter fans mess up sometimes, but we can admit it. I've never met a Twilight fan that would do that.

#65 - Jan 2, 2011 09:28 AM by Deatheater#1
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Oh and I agree with #1's comment and how (this is hard for me to say, because I love Malfoy) ironic it is that her name is "Mrs. Malfoy", when she is commenting about how the crazy Twilight freak will never be with Edward. Funny and freaking fantastic! lol, even Harry Potter fans mess up sometimes, but we can admit it. I've never met a Twilight fan that would do that.

#66 - Jan 2, 2011 09:29 AM by Deatheater#1
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To prove the fact that Edward must be gay, I give you exhibit A: he sparkles in RAINBOW! For all of you failure Twi-hards, go to MLIA and learn how to write a real story. Oh, and don't try putting your Twilight obsessed status on our home, we'll just deny them. All of us.

#67 - Jan 2, 2011 11:35 AM by Robert Langdon
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I saw this on the REAL My Life Is... MY LIFE IS AVERAGE! Last night, I had a dream that it was my birthday. In my dream I had gotten a giant cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen, lighter fluid and a box of matches. I woke myself saying "lets see you sparkle now!" MLIA I did not write this but it is like poetry to me. MLITAFT (My life is too average for Twilight) GO HARRY POTTER AND MLIA!

#68 - Jan 2, 2011 12:01 PM by TwilightSucksSoMuch
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MLIAers rule the world!!

#69 - Jan 2, 2011 01:24 PM by kitkat1
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TwilightSucksSoMuch you are awesome!! Power to MLIA!!

#70 - Jan 2, 2011 01:25 PM by kitkat1
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Wow, someone needs to go to the doc!!!! Edward isn't REAL!

#71 - Jan 2, 2011 03:23 PM by HPlover+MILAlover
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This is pathetic. I once imagined my perfect dream boy. He looked JUST like Orlando Blume. GET A LIFE!

#72 - Jan 2, 2011 03:32 PM by TwilightSucksSoMuch
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Wow, wow, wow. IF I could dream. What? Do you think you're a vampire too?

#73 - Jan 2, 2011 03:33 PM by TwilightSucksSoMuch
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That's gross. I love a REAL person. Me and him both LOVE Harry Potter, why? Because we have brains.

#74 - Jan 2, 2011 10:21 PM by NinjaWeasly
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Sooo, you're in love with Harry Potter? But you can't really be in love with him, he's kind of, um, fictional, just saying.

#75 - Jan 3, 2011 01:54 AM by proudpotterfan
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GET OVER IT!! I'M NOT PROUD OF MY PAST AS A TWILIGHT FAN!!! But I got over it and realized how much more fulfilling it is to have realistic expectations and relationships, not to mention how much better it is to read good books.

#76 - Jan 3, 2011 03:56 AM by Theluckiestmagicalnumber7
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How about being in love with Daniel Radcliffe or Rupert Grint instead? You know why? Because they actually EXIST!!! I mean, really, you can be in love with Robert Pattinson for all I care, but you need to know that Edward is a fictional character & thus, he can never be yours!

#77 - Jan 4, 2011 03:01 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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How does imagining your own Edward make your life Twilight. I swear, these Twitards need to get smarter, take grammar lessons, and stop obsessing over a stupid vampire.

#78 - Jan 5, 2011 09:55 PM by ImSirius!
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who wants my number ppl lolz

#79 - Jan 6, 2011 07:41 PM by rockergirl
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Haha!!!! I have some things to say: @AmiSparkles: Wow. Really? 'Onez' isn't a word. Get some grammar skills! I do love all of the Twigay and Harry Potter(awesome!) fights, but does ANYONE on here love Warrior Cats with the passion I do? Just asking!!! TEAM JAYFEATHER ALL THE WAY!!

#80 - Jan 7, 2011 02:34 PM by TeamJayfeather
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Pathetic. Seriously. "Someday we will be together"? This guy is a figment of your imagination...literally. You say you love him, but that guy was an illusion caused by your subconscious mind, an illusion which you only knew for about the length of one dream; love doesn't happen likethat, for one, and even if it did, this is an ILLUSION we are talking about. You also said 'if I could dream." What, so now you were hallucinating when you saw 'your version of Edward'? Plus, Twilight vampires are supposed to be as hard as rock, I think...they don't have soft lips. OR green eyes. (Well, if you meant that your dream-Edward was a vampire, of course...which it seemed implied by the 'pale-skinned' part). Also, how would life be so much easier? I know what it's like to be obsessed with a character (though, I wouldn't say love. Because really, I don't actually love this character I'm obsessed with, for if I haven't met him, I can't love him. I just think he's a BAMF who's hot and pwns), but since this is a non-real thing we're talking about, the only way it could make your life harder is if you're holding out on getting into a relationship because you are waiting for this dream-guy of yours, which is completely nonrealistic. If you seriously ARE waiting for this dream-dude, you need some help. I'm not joking. Anyway, now that I'm finished telling you how utterly pathetic you are...Have a nice day ;)

#81 - Jan 7, 2011 07:01 PM by mimidori
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@#80 YES. WARRIOR CATS IS AWESOME! :D Though, I don't really have a team from WC. I'm not as obsessed over it as I am Fullmetal Alchemist and Eragon and stuff ;) They shoudl make a My Life is Warrior Cats or something...you could post stories about seeing forest cats, or cats that are really intelligent, or remind you of the WC cats...Hmmm... :D

#82 - Jan 7, 2011 07:08 PM by mimidori
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It is absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to for you and the fairy to be together because, HE DOES NOT EXIST. And if that dream would happen all the time and you get over him, sucks for you, because you would be stuck with him forever.

#83 - Jan 8, 2011 02:28 PM by whathappenedtodiggory
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She half-described Harry Potter...

#84 - Jan 8, 2011 10:20 PM by Fucktwilighthard
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Green eyes?? *Cough*HarryPotter*Cough*

#85 - Jan 9, 2011 07:00 PM by MeaghanPotter
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HONESTLY GET A LIFE i mean rlly this is tha site that 36 year old ppl go to when they r bored....and u do need a life....no offence...

#86 - Jan 10, 2011 12:49 PM by youneedalife...
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At least your version isn't sparkly.

#87 - Jan 11, 2011 11:58 AM by ImissDiggory
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yeah, you two'll be together alright... in the nuthouse(:

#88 - Jan 11, 2011 02:16 PM by MLIAisbetterthanyou
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BREAKING NEWS -STOP- ALL OVER THE WORLD, WOMEN HAVE STOPPED MARRYING -STOP- THEY CLAIM THAT THEY ARE "WAITING FOR THEIR EDWARD" -STOP- A WORLDWIDE STATE OF EMERGENCY WAS DECLARED, UNTIL IT WAS REALIZED THAT THOSE WOMEN WHO REFUSED TO MARRY AND BEAR CHILDREN WERE THOSE WHO HAD A LOW IQ -STOP- ALTHOUGH THE WORLD'S POPULATION HAS BEEN CUT IN HALF, THE POPULATION IS, IN GENERAL, SMARTER AND MORE SENSIBLE -STOP- STATE OF EMERGENCY IS OVER -STOP-

#89 - Jan 11, 2011 02:42 PM by #1 Tw*l*ght hatr, b*tches
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LOL WTF? YOU TWILIGHT FANS ARE SO MESSED UP! like really? who wants a cold, dead boyfriend... who btw isn't real, yet you're in love with? yeah, okay, good luck with that.

#90 - Jan 11, 2011 07:07 PM by hpotter3
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OH MY GOD SHUT UP. EDWARD IS NOT REAL. okay? so shut up and find a real man, or wait for your "edward" and die alone.

#91 - Jan 11, 2011 07:56 PM by ThisWebsiteMakesMeSick
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Competely agree with #9 !! Joe Walker is BEAUTIFUL!! And seriously, If Edward were real he'd be gay and be telling you to get a life!! Wooahhh!!

#92 - Jan 12, 2011 11:57 AM by LunaLovegood ^^
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And someday YOU will be in an asylum.

#93 - Jan 12, 2011 07:01 PM by Private.Mad.Eye.Moody.
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Rupert Grint= Sexy and will always be sexier than anyone in Twilight.

#94 - Jan 13, 2011 07:48 AM by ilovemliaforever
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ilovemliaforever: WEASLEY IS OUR KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And also to all of you twitards who keep saying Harry Potter isn't real.... WHERE IS YOUR FREAKIN THEME PARK ??????????

#95 - Jan 14, 2011 05:04 PM by HPotter>Twilight
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dear fail at life i say this because i dont like u and will never no u GET SOME HELLLLLLLLP AND HARRY POTTER ROX UR SOX SO QUIT THIS SITE AND GET A LIFE

#96 - Jan 18, 2011 02:20 PM by harrypotterox
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I realize everyone is saying this- but TWILIGHT IS FOR HYPER ACTIVE MORONS. Get a life. Stop dreaming about fictional characters. I know what is happening, and I've gotten crushes on charaters too. But No one sane dreams about them. seriously. DEATH TO THE SPARKLES!!!!

#97 - Jan 24, 2011 07:59 AM by twilightsucks123123
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All of you Twilight lovers are insane.... The Twilight books and movies are found in the fiction sections, which means that the stories and the characters are pretend, meaning not real! If you want to know about real "vampires" then look up Vampire Bats, Leeches, ect. Or Count Dracula and Elizabeth Bathory. Don't obbses over people that are not real. It is unhealthy and makes you look very sad.

#98 - Jan 27, 2011 02:56 AM by Happy-Go-Lucky-Freak
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@AmiSparkles First of all, learn to spell. Z does not equal S. Edward is not real. He is a fictional character in Stephanie Meyer's fucked up imagination, and even if he were real, basically any human being could kill him. Heck, my puppy could kill him. He'd probably go running at the very second he saw my puppy because Edward is such a pussy. Team Alucard. :)

#99 - Jan 31, 2011 08:34 PM by TwilightIsADisgrace
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This website sucks.

#100 - Feb 1, 2011 06:54 PM by ThisWebsiteSucks
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May I make a comment? YOU. Are a moron. A second comment? Get a real man. Not a non-existent, animal flesh/blood eating fairy boy thought up in an uncreative (and, to be quite honest, simply poorly-written) novel by a 37-year-old Mormon woman who lives out her erotic fantasies in said novels. A real, honest to goodness, living, breathing, human male.

#101 - Feb 1, 2011 10:33 PM by Kodee14
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Just to point out, you said "I dreamt of my own version of Edward" and then you said, "If I could dream", implying that you can't dream. So explain to me, if you can't dream, how you dreamt up your own version of edward

#102 - Feb 2, 2011 03:57 PM by reality_check94
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Has anybody else noticed that op has basically dreamed up Harry Potter? Minus the Cold, pale skin? I haven't read all of the posts yet...

#103 - Feb 2, 2011 10:27 PM by Buffy_The_Twilight_Slayer
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Um, AmySparkles are you being serious because you really need to get out of this delusion before it becomes perminant and you start hallucinating. Twilight is not real, even if vampires were real they would not be as fagtastic as twilight so obsess over a real person.

#104 - Feb 4, 2011 09:30 PM by What?
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Joe Walker FTW!

#105 - Feb 6, 2011 05:21 PM by TeamBella...TRIX
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Galloping gargoyles! I'm not being unkind or anything, but maybe you should go to St Mungo's for some Shock Therapy courses? I think you might need them.

#106 - Feb 13, 2011 03:21 AM by saviour of freaks
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Get a life. Any guy that sparkles is gay. Vampire or not. And he won't even do the nasty with Bella, so what does that tell you? The have sex on trueblood all the time.

#107 - Feb 24, 2011 05:35 AM by ihatetwilight11895
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Edward=gay. Edward Cullen is also not real. So you can't have him. Bella in the BOOK already has him.

#108 - Mar 4, 2011 01:23 PM by HarryPotter_rules_all
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it fills my heart with joy to see that harry potter fans have already infiltrated the site.

#109 - Mar 6, 2011 12:33 PM by seemlesschick
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at AmiSparklez or whatever the hell your name is: WOW. Can we say IDIOT?? Please at least learn some grammar before you try to insult us. And thank god that this site has been taken over by all you Harry Potter/MLIAers. It makes me happy. JK ROWLING FTW. Stephanie Meyer can't write for CRAP. Even Steven King agrees.

#110 - Mar 6, 2011 04:31 PM by WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff
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Oh and also, Edward Cullen can run so fast it's pretty much flying, and he lives in the woods and sparkles. Did I mention he's a vegetarian? HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE. HE'S A F**KING FAIRY.

#111 - Mar 6, 2011 04:32 PM by WhatTheHellIsAHufflepuff
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Real men don't sparkle. They defeat dark wizards, destroy horcruxes, and conquer death.

#112 - Mar 10, 2011 07:44 PM by GryffendorPrincess
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Yup. You'll be with a fictional character someday. And you'll ride away on a unicorn. Stupid asshole doesn't know what love is.

#113 - Mar 12, 2011 11:16 AM by brainwashed
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some people are insane. Personally this whole site makes me laugh so hysterically I cry. HARRY POTTER=AWESOME, MLIA=AWESOME, EDWARD CULLEN=A GAY FAIRY, EVERYONE ON THIS SITE WHO IS NOT A MLIA OR POTTER FOREVER FAN= INSANE. HARRY POTTER ROX SOX!! (so does MLIA)

#114 - Mar 13, 2011 01:34 PM by PotterandMLIAforever
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If I were in a room with saddam Hussein, Osama bin laden, and Edward Cullen, and I had a gun with only two bullets, I would shoot Edward...twice.

#115 - Mar 13, 2011 09:08 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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Actually I would shoot the other two since you can't kill the sparkling fairy and he's not real so.....

#116 - Mar 14, 2011 01:17 AM by PotterandMLIAforever
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It's the principle of it...that's all...

#117 - Mar 14, 2011 11:14 AM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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true.... if he could die then yes I would shoot him too

#118 - Mar 15, 2011 12:02 PM by PotterandMLIAforever
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Lol. I'm glad we agree.

#119 - Mar 16, 2011 03:14 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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Okay, you must be mental. EDWARD ISN'T REAL!

#120 - May 18, 4511 01:00 PM by percyjackson
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^i hope you are talking to th OP.

#121 - Mar 20, 2011 08:20 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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So wait... you dreamt about this guy and then you're sad because you can't dream about him? Also, does your dream Edward watch you while you're sleeping, tell you who you can and cannot be friends with, withhold physical affection, and disable your car when you attempt to gain some personal independence? Team Tyler's Van!

#122 - Mar 20, 2011 10:01 PM by Who_Cares_About_Twilight
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Hahahahahahaha!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!ADERDERDERDERDER! I laughed so hard when I relized you pretty much just described a vampire version of Harry potter. Siriusly. My eyes are still watering.

#123 - Mar 21, 2011 03:01 PM by Killthespare
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Haahhaa! Green eyes=Harry Potter!!! (:

#124 - Mar 22, 2011 04:59 PM by hermione_can't_draw
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Hey, great job describing harry potter. Oh, where'd you get that phrase about if you could dream, (which totally contradicts what you said at the beginning of the story), the internet? Plus, if you think moderators will come and delete the anti-twilight comments, think again. It is totally empty of administrators. And, one more thing, if I ever want an uninformed opinion, I know just where to go. TEAM POTTER ALL THE WAY. Ps, tw*l*ghters cannot spell. I wonder if it is because they were taught how to spell by a sparkly, bloodless, pedophilic fairy? The answer must be yes.

#125 - Mar 28, 2011 08:08 AM by teamhpmliafmler
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Oh my Lord, AmiSparkles is Tara Gillesbie!

#126 - May 18, 6454 01:01 PM by TeamJoeyRichter
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I'd like to point out that edward is a vampire. That means he has no blood. That means he can't get an erection. Try sucking on that.

#127 - May 18, 3585 01:03 PM by hp=winningduh
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come on girl, edward is pale white, cold, and can't come out in the sun? He's obviously a snowman! I'm sorry but this is a pathetic to a point where it is almost comical, please, for the good of all humanity, get some help?!

#128 - Apr 30, 2011 07:55 AM by mliaer456
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@teamaliceinwonderland- I am talking to the OP.

#129 - May 5, 2011 06:08 PM by percyjackson
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@teamidontgiveacrap: You forgot 2 things: 1. they both can read minds ("he knows if you've been bad or good") and 2. they both usually only come out at night (Santa delivers his toys on the night of Christmas Eve, and he's INSIDE in his factory all the other 364 days)

#130 - May 6, 2011 01:32 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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This is really ridiculous. Really. I mean, you don't see us Harry Potter fans getting so out of control.

#131 - May 6, 2011 03:50 PM by coca_cora
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Okay, guys. Does anyone want to help with the war against the sparklepyres? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.

#132 - May 7, 2011 02:34 PM by percyjackson
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first off, only in your dreams. Books like this set girls up to believe that the only perfect guy is edward, and yes, i did not capitalize his name, why you might ask? Because he is a fictional character, he is not a real person, nor will he ever be a real person, he is something clogged up in your little imagination that needs to come out.

#133 - May 25, 2011 12:48 AM by anontwifan666
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um question...you said "if i could dream, i would dream of him" but didnt you dream him up? fail..

#134 - Jun 3, 2011 04:00 PM by lolegm
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You have a problem. I hope you can help yourself with it. Also, that looks nothing like Count Sparkula.

#135 - Jun 20, 2011 05:39 PM by Dragonhunter
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did anyone else notice she said if she could dream? Didnt she dream hiom up in the first place? Dosent this make the girl who posted this an idiot? Just checkin.

#136 - Jun 27, 2011 09:01 PM by XJamesXshouldXhaveXwonX
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Green eyes, average hieght, pale... Either Harry Potter or Stefan Salvatore. Sorry but not Edward. (Id rather have a Wizard or a Salvatore anyday.)

#137 - Jul 7, 2011 09:20 AM by Potter4Life!
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Voldemort killed him once, dearie, and I'm sure you'll be quite disappointed to find out that he's not real. He's a character in a book, and quite frankly if you keep searching for your "edward" you'll repel all other men in your life. That concludes as you being lonely even after you realize that edward doesn't exist because even though you'll try to convince people otherwise, you'll still be thought of as being in love with a fairy. You have some prescription-grade fantasies (or hallucinations?) here...

#138 - Jul 7, 2011 07:52 PM by TeamEdward...Scissorhands
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Wow. Average height, green eyes...sounds more like Harry Potter to me.

#139 - May 18, 6334 01:10 PM by Dumbledore'sArmy16
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Average height, Green eyes, Pale/cold Skinned... Sounds like Stefan Salvatore to me... Try a real book, like Harry Potter, or Vampire Diaries.

#140 - Aug 18, 2011 08:28 PM by FuckBitches,GetMoney
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#49: We're here because we're trollers. Just look up "obvious trolls will be obvous trolls" in google images and that should clear some things up for you.

#141 - Aug 25, 2011 10:22 AM by GryffindorGal
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FOR MLIA!!!! and not this site....

#142 - May 18, 7937 01:18 PM by YOUcallTHIScrapENJOYABLE?
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wow...just...just wow...

#143 - Dec 29, 2011 06:28 PM by JJroxalot
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GOSH DAMMIT THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE! ANY MLIAERS OUT THERE? HELP ME!!!!

#144 - May 18, 569 01:27 PM by hpalldaway
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I read Twilight because I was bored, and had not yet discovered the amazingness that is Harry Potter. After I read Harry Potter, I reread Twilight and almost puked. I noticed so much that I had missed the first time! Twilight has no plot, no real interesting characters, just a bunch of cold, no feeling people who were caught in a sparkle factory explosion, a pissed-off werewolf, who, by the way, is the only somewhat acceptable person in the whole series, and weak, rely-on-the-big-sparkly-vampire boyfriend and mope around for God knows how long when he leaves her! Yes, I love Harry Potter! I was excited when I got to see where they filmed the inside of Hogwarts, and to stand at the entrance to Platform 9 3/4! But this is out of control!

#145 - Jan 17, 2012 04:59 PM by RIPRemusAndTonks
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You know, I have some very handy psychiatrist links on hand.

#146 - Mar 8, 2012 02:40 PM by Rapunzel
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