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Today, posters for our prom were put out around my school. The theme? Roses at Twilight. My high school is having a Twilight themed prom. MLIT

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Mar 19, 2010 04:01 PM - School - by meow

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No it isn't. The theme is Roses: a flower, and Twilight: the diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon but its rays are refracted by the atmosphere of the earth. What is it with you people. I am a guy, like Twilight, but don't have an orgasm every time i see a Volvo or hear the name Edward or glitter

#1 - Mar 21, 2010 02:02 PM by gLeek
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You're stupid. Like gLeek said, it's talking about a flower and the time of day when the Sun is going down. Geez, open a science book or something.

#2 - Mar 21, 2010 02:04 PM by ihatetwilight15
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Considering the op is most likely a senior in high school, they probably get that it's not literally Twilight. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out. But I assume you will find some weird joy out of just pretending that this person is dumb enough to not get it.

#3 - Mar 21, 2010 03:05 PM by WhatTheFudge
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THIS IS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST POST EVER. Not everything that has "Twilight" in it is "Twilight". FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. (repeat 100x) I suppose you'll be looking for Bella's dress to wear to prom then, then at prom you'll cry when Edward doesn't come.

#4 - Mar 21, 2010 05:31 PM by AverageWitch
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#3, if they probably get that the prom isn't Twilight-the-book-themed, then why did they say "We're having a Twilight-themed prom" and post it to this site? They are indeed too dumb to get it.

#5 - Mar 21, 2010 07:33 PM by oldschoolblues
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God I'm glad I don't attend your school. I'd probably shoot myself. Have fun crying when you 109 year old date and radiator wannabe werewolf don't fight heroically over you.

#6 - Mar 21, 2010 08:26 PM by Sirius
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@oldschoolblues: Maybe because the term "twilight" does make them think of the series, despite its alternate usage, and that the Twilight fans--the people this site was actually made for, if you didn't notice--would appreciate that. THANK YOU, WHATTHEFUDGE!

#7 - Mar 21, 2010 10:09 PM by behindthesegoldeneyes
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^ Exactly...seriously how do you guys not get this? Are all you hp fans/twihaters just really gullible? Or maybe you just act like it so you can pretend like we're stupid so that it makes you feel smarter... hmmm...

#8 - Mar 22, 2010 01:42 PM by IRunWithVampires
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Hit the nail on the head behindthesegoldeneyes! I don't see how that's hard to get....

#9 - Mar 22, 2010 10:05 PM by Jazzper
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No, dumbfucks. It said that they're having a Twilight-themed prom, not that it made them think of Twilight. If that's what they meant, it's what they should have said. Use a little logic.

#10 - Mar 23, 2010 03:30 PM by MyBellyJigglesForThee
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Are you seriously calling HP fans dumb IRunWithVampires? Really? Most of us have more knowledge in our toes than you fucking Twi-idiots. You aren't having a motherfucking Twilight themed prom dipshit. It's ROSES(flower) at Twilight(time of day) You guys are the stupidest people I have ever met.

#11 - Mar 23, 2010 07:36 PM by ihatetwilightkillit
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@MyBellyJigglesForThee- Maybe u should wait until u get into the fourth grade and can understand the meaning of this site before you post shit, to save yourself from looking so idiotic. Use a little logic, open your eyes, or does everything have to spelled out for you to understand it? @ihatetwilightkillit- And why exactly do you think your toes have more knowledge than I do? Oh, right is it because I like a book with sparkly vampires? But yet you have never met me, you know absolutely nothing about me. Hmm, quick to judgments are we? That's a shame.

#12 - Mar 23, 2010 09:07 PM by TeamRobsten
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I think he thinks you're daft because you have little to no literary taste - you like a book with Mary-Sue characters. The style of writing goes: 'I did this. Then I did this. Then this happened. Oh, Eddie's so purdy. Then this happened. Then I went and made dinner and did the laundry like a good little submissive girl.' Do you want me to go on, or should I stop?

#13 - Mar 24, 2010 05:15 AM by Team_Emmett
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@Team_Emmett- Ok, but you do get I have read and liked a million other books besides Twilight right? I mean just because I like and defend Twilight doesn't mean that is the only thing I ever pick up to read. And to base your judgment of my literary taste off that is plain ignorant. Nobody is claiming that it's the best thing written, it's a simple, easy read that I and many others enjoy. You don't have to like the style of writing, but that doesn't make it any less intelligent.

#14 - Mar 24, 2010 02:51 PM by TeamRobsten
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I didn't call anyone dumb. That seems to be what hp fans do. No, I said you were gullible. There is a difference. It means you don't understand the more subtle things in human interaction. Like sarcasm or joking. You believe what someone says at face value, and don't get it when they're not serious. Many intelligent people have trouble with this, either because they're too trusting, or they just don't like to joke around much themselves. If I'd wanted to call you dumb, I would have just called you dumb. I don't think any of you are dumb... I think you just have tunnel vision. You see what you want to see in these comments to fill in your image of Twilight fans as stupid. You pick at tiny things like grammar and typos or meanings of words, and you pretend that everything we say about Twilight related things are things we HAVE to really believe. And being gullible is really your only defense against this. You are either too gullible to get it or you force yourselves not to see it because you want to hate us and think that we're stupid. There's no other explanation for why you all seem to think we don't know it's just a book.

#15 - Mar 24, 2010 04:36 PM by IRunWithVampires
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I'm just going to say that you both are stupid. The Harry Potter fans And the Twiligt fans currently having this freaking argument. Second... Ummm... Team_Emmett you just dissed Twilight and called the readers daft yet. Your name is from the freaking book, so seriously don't insult it if your team anything. Bloody hypocrite

#16 - Mar 24, 2010 04:49 PM by ImJustHere4ALaugh
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Oh and irunwithsparklyprettyboys no that isn't what gullible means please look it up in a dictionary it's the thing with words and their meanings in it.

#17 - Mar 24, 2010 04:51 PM by ImJustHere4ALaugh
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Twilight used to be a cool word before the book came out. By the way, twilight means night time. But it fancy language. Roses is a flower. So Roses at Twilight means roses at the night. Idiots.

#18 - Mar 24, 2010 07:22 PM by HarryPotterIsTheAnswer
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Wow, can you say STUPID. Your theme is not the stupid book or movie. It's the time when the sun in going down and the flowers that grow on a thorny bush. Get over your obsession. It's unheathy. BTW I'm NOT an obessed Harry Potter OR Twilight. I was a fan at one point but stupid people ruined it for me. thanks alot.

#19 - Mar 24, 2010 07:47 PM by Girlydoll23
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Nothing is wrong with pretending that the theme is twilight...Do whatever makes u happy and screw the haters of the world.

#20 - Mar 25, 2010 03:41 PM by TexasAngel
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@Girlydoll23- So, you don't care that you are now ruining it for other people? Because that seems pretty stupid too.

#21 - Mar 26, 2010 10:13 PM by J.Jenks
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@TexasAngel, I agree. I think that's what I would have done, haha.

#22 - Mar 27, 2010 12:16 AM by Melanie
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roses are red, violets are blue, Twilight is gay, and so. are. YOU!

#23 - Mar 27, 2010 01:49 PM by twilight=FAGS.
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FAGS...THAT was gay. Good try though.

#24 - Mar 27, 2010 06:35 PM by IRunWithVampires
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@J.Jenks- hahah good point! "I was a fan at one point but stupid people ruined it for me." Now I guess the only way to get over something like that is spread the hate, and be stupid and ruin it for others! Wow can we say genius much?

#25 - Mar 27, 2010 09:40 PM by kiki
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LOLOL THERE'S MORE HARRY POTTER FANS THAN TWIHARDS! OP, IF EVERYONE DRESSES LIKE VAMPIRES, VAN HELSING WOULD HAVE A FUCKING FIELD DAY

#26 - Mar 27, 2010 10:49 PM by SHOOT EDWARD IN THE FACE
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^ No, it's more likely that the Twilight fans just don't feel the need to waste their time arguing with close minded people. Fans are obviously posting stories....so they are here.

#27 - Mar 28, 2010 09:47 AM by HarryPotterWHO
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Noooo. It's even more likely that the T******* fans are too slow and immature to comprehend the extended vocabulary of the obviously superior wizards, such as myself. They are surprisingly aware that comebacks like "your mom" and "thats stupid" and even "edward is gonna kill u" aren't even worth their breath. Kindly go die.

#28 - Mar 28, 2010 10:37 AM by Ravenclaw
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Okay, so I really HATE Twilight, but honestly, I have to give credit to IRunWithVampires, because this is clearly a SMART twihard. She is standing up for what she likes, and she is actually making a really good arugment too. So even though my opinion is Twilight is a lousy piece of writing, I can easily respect IRunWithVampires for making a really great point about how mean HP fans can be on this website. What's stopping Twilight fans from ruining AW? So I applaud IRunWithVampires for sticking with it. :)

#29 - Mar 28, 2010 01:58 PM by GinnyWeasleyPotter
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Lol thats cool! my school is either having old hollywood theme or montecarlo

#30 - Mar 28, 2010 02:01 PM by ImBettingOnAlice
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or you know they could be having a theme about roses the flower and twilight the time of day that exisited oh about 30 million years before the actual book

#31 - Mar 30, 2010 04:17 PM by JessicaDawn
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Wow, thank you GinnyWeasleyPotter...I was starting to think there might be no way any of you would give any kind of respect to any of us. It's nice to know you're not all as close-minded as I thought. But it's not just me. There are other fans on this site who are making excellent points. I really want you guys to understand we're not stupid just because we like Twilight. I mean, I'm not the only "smart Twihard." But seriously thank you. I'm not talking to a wall! :)

#32 - Mar 31, 2010 02:46 PM by IRunWithVampires
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your school is horrible. i'd probably kill myself if that happened in mine

#33 - Apr 2, 2010 03:33 PM by twilight_sux_dick
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I'm sorry your school is so gay.

#34 - Apr 4, 2010 12:30 PM by TwilightIsGay21
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I agree with TwilightIsGay21. WORST PROM EVER!!!!!

#35 - Apr 5, 2010 10:13 PM by FJ Fan
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Yay for GinnyWeasleyPotter! Too bad she seems to be one of the only twihaters here with any sense or the ability to admit they're wrong. Most of the others are too close minded.

#36 - Apr 11, 2010 10:33 PM by EdwardBellaLove
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awe im jelous..even though my prom isn't for two years...ill MAKE them have a twilight theme O_O :P

#37 - Apr 13, 2010 10:38 AM by thelovleyshea
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umm...EWW

#38 - Apr 26, 2010 01:15 PM by HermionexGranger
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The Yule Ball is MUCH better.

#39 - Apr 27, 2010 07:00 PM by HarryPotterIsTheAnswer
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i remember when twilight was just a cool time of day, oh what happened! ps. @harrypotteristheanswer totally true!

#40 - Apr 29, 2010 06:37 PM by OhHonestlyRonald
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WOW! Your school sucks!

#41 - Apr 30, 2010 07:01 PM by Morgami
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If that was my school, I'd turn up in robes and a wand.

#42 - May 25, 2010 01:02 PM by Rhys_Squeeky
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I seriously hope your kidding T_T If that was my school, I would come dressed as a pikachu :D

#43 - May 25, 2010 05:09 PM by shutdabeepup
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Let me get this straight: the roses mean flowers and twilight means the time of day. I love Twilight but i know that your school wouldn't have a Twilight movie prom because your school knows that some people dislike Twilight. Your school has to pick a theme that all the students would love like Roses at Twilight because it sounds sweet and lovely. And why are Harry Potter/Twilight haters have accounts on here? This is a Twilight fan site! Duh!

#44 - Jun 6, 2010 12:38 PM by ihearttwilight11
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You do relize that twilight is a time of day, right?

#45 - Jun 15, 2010 06:25 PM by The_Happy_Pineapple
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see post #1. and the one above this.

#46 - Jul 2, 2010 12:21 PM by fiaria
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Was I the only one who read prom as "porn"?

#47 - Jul 22, 2010 09:28 PM by HP4eva
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You're an idiot. Twilight is referring to a time of day, thankfully not the shitty book.

#48 - Jul 24, 2010 12:38 PM by ProudTwilightHater
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@ihearttwilight11- Why are we here you ask? Because we find it incredibly amusing to make fun of you! DUH!

#49 - Jul 24, 2010 04:34 PM by #1TwilightHater
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@ #1TwilightHater: You fail, GTFO our site and stop trolling. @author: Whoa. Nice! Your school has style.

#50 - Aug 15, 2010 09:36 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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^No I won't GTFO. No, I won't stop trolling. Now tell me you're going to do something about it. And no, her school did not theme the prom Twilight. WHY is it that every fucking time the word that means 'the diffused light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon but its rays are refracted by the atmosphere of the earth' is used, you think it means it has something to do with your sparkly vampire?? Her school themed their prom Roses (a flower) at Twilight (a time of day), and THAT is why her school has style.

#51 - Aug 19, 2010 01:04 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Twilight=a time of day. Not just a book about pansies.

#52 - Aug 21, 2010 12:44 PM by Erestor'sErrandRunner
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I'm very sorry to hear this..its okay ill watch a harry potter marathon with you : ) that will make it all go away

#53 - Aug 28, 2010 10:31 AM by fucktwilightbitches
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Our school's prom is Harry Potter themed. Actually, our entire school, from the classrooms to the spiritwear to homecoming, is a mixutre of Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean themed. Yeah, you be jealous.

#54 - Aug 28, 2010 09:47 PM by #1TwilightHater
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lol

#55 - Aug 31, 2010 04:42 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Your school isn't having a twilight-themed prom. Twilight is a time a day. Dim wit.

#56 - Oct 13, 2010 07:34 AM by BlueBloods
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Absolute fail. I agree with Blue Bloods, you're a Dim Wit. Twilight IS a time of day and prom happens when?! OMG!!! COULD IT BE?!!! At Twilight/ Night. People like you who try to put Twilight with everything make me laugh hysterically at your sad lives chasing after a nonexistant faggot vampire.

#57 - Nov 18, 2010 06:09 PM by RealVampiresBurn
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that is definitely not a prom i would go to

#58 - Dec 4, 2010 09:40 PM by twilightsucks_hprules
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If people hate twilight soo much why do they waste there time on here? there is a my life is harry potter......go to it. gosh!

#59 - Dec 14, 2010 05:40 PM by gparr22
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^Because it's curiously fun to make fun of people exactly like you. There is also an insane asylum....go to it. gosh!

#60 - Dec 17, 2010 08:57 PM by #1TwilightHater
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wow, its rele sad that u think that. i will take u to some rele nice men with rele big needles to help u c the truth and oddness in this post.

#61 - Dec 25, 2010 04:12 PM by twilightsux10309
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Twilight sucks!

#62 - Dec 31, 2010 06:03 PM by TeamSHINee
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I hope you know that Twilight is a time of day, and so are all the titles of the books in the Twilight "saga".

#63 - Jan 2, 2011 07:59 PM by TeamMalfoy&Potter
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Twilight is also a time of day, you know that, right?

#64 - Jan 3, 2011 02:01 AM by proudpotterfan
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Twilight: The diffused light from the sky during the early evening or early morning when the sun is below the horizon and its light is refracted by the earth's atmosphere.

#65 - Jan 15, 2011 01:29 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Ummmmmm... I don't know if you realized this, but twilight is a time of day. and in movies it's usually around twilight when a character gives another character a rose. so, no you're really not having a Twilight themed prom.

#66 - Jul 13, 2011 08:26 PM by robsessed1234
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