Today, I watched twilight for the 25th time... This month. MLIT
you need help. or a social life.
That's not something to be proud of.
May I suggest that you get...um...A LIFE!!!
Well, I just watched Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince for the 26th time... this month! I win.
Is it even possible to have a semblance of a life at this rate? It's only January 3rd!
I guess you dont know why you don't have a REAL boyfriend .
its january.. 4 days in. thats not even possible
It is possible, 'aw4life', but it's a large sign that the OP has never gotten laid.
OMG! your so soooo.... what are you doin' aside from watching twilight for the nth time?
Hit the 30 mark and you're a Twiwhore.
where is the needs a life button?
No it's not.
You have ensured yourself to never have a boyfriend.
I hope enjoy having years pass you by as your vagina slowly becomes a barren desolate and forsaken desert which will never bear a child.
The acting is so horrible. I don't know how you can stomach watching a bunch of emo kids walking around whining about their charmed lives for more than five minutes.
O-B-E-S-S-I-O-N-G-E-T-H-E-L-P
EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU.
THE BOOK CONSISTS OF BELLA WHINING ABOUT HER HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SPARKLY 100 YEAR OLD CREEPER-STALKER. YOU TWITARDS ALL NEED TO GET LIVES, LEAVE YOUR CULLEN SHRINE, AND GO DO SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE YOUR AGES (WHATEVER AGE THAT MAY BE) NORMALLY DO.
REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE AT HOGWARTS.
EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU.
THE BOOK CONSISTS OF BELLA WHINING ABOUT HER HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SPARKLY 100 YEAR OLD CREEPER-STALKER. YOU TWITARDS ALL NEED TO GET LIVES, LEAVE YOUR CULLEN SHRINE, AND GO DO SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE YOUR AGES (WHATEVER AGE THAT MAY BE) NORMALLY DO.
REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE AT HOGWARTS.
Get a life that isn't reliant on sparkly stalkers.
Uuuh yeah, rub some moar cheese on your pussy, bitch.
and some twilight body gliter, ge, ge ,ge ,ge ,ge ,ge ,ge ,ge .....ahhh
Might I suggest you get professional help?
I HATE YOU SO MUCH. AND I HATE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE COMMENTING. I LOVE GOD.
Today I was walking home. I decided to go through Farmer John's pasture over the barbed wire fence . My overalls caught, and ripped up my testicles. Falling off the fence, I screamed in pain. As I lay on the ground, castrated, all I could think is "THIS ISN'T AS BAD AS THAT TWILIGHT BOOK!!!!!!!!!!"
Considering you posted this on the afternoon of the 3rd, that's roughly 8 times a day. Assuming the movie is about 2 hours long and you take moments to... I dunno... LIVE (bathe, eat, use the bathroom, etc), that's about +16 hours a day. NOT POSSIBLE. Technically it is... but do not even try to argue that you achieved such a feat.
Ugh, how can you stand such horrible acting. This is even worse than trying to read the books. But you don't have the mental capacity for long-term reading, if you see something shiny out of the corner of your eye you just squeak and go looking for Edward
Today, I considered killing myself because of the hideous actors in Twilight for the 25th time... this week. MLI BETTER OFF WITHOUT T
i don't want to be mean, but do you have a life? since wacthing the same movie that many times, then you don't have a life!
Nice to know you have a very busy schedule.... How about you go outside and breathe some fresh air so you can stop being so stupid.... Twilight is a horrible movie... Why do you waste your time???
You do realize there are other movies besides this that are much higher quality and are actually worth seeing? Get a life, a boyfriend, and/or a job. Pleasethankyou.
Reason why you don't have a boyfriend.
your life IS twilight. thats all it is, and ever will be.
your life IS twilight. thats all it is, and ever will be.
Congratulations. You're pathetic.
get a life and go get laid instead of watching twilight u virgin
Twilight isn't even a GOOD vapire movie/book! Want a good vampire movie to watch?! Here are some suggestion: Van Helsing; I Am Legend; Dracula; The Lost Boys. These are real vampire movies because none of the vampires SPARKLE, these movies have GOOD actors, and it isnt based on a shitty book!
What the FUCK is wrong with you?!
everyone on this website REALLY NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im only on here to tell you guys HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE!!!! I read the books...they are well written and very good books.....I watched the movie AND IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!first of all it was rushed second NO ONE CAN ACT "b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cant l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-leave m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me" hmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder who that is?!?!?!?!?!?!?! seriously i wonder where the world would end up if ppl watch such horrible movies THAT MANY TIMES?! get a life get over it and move on!!!!!! its just a freaking movie ITS NOT REAL YOU WILL NEVER END UP WITH EDWARD CULLEN and quite frankly robert pattenson was MUCH HOTTER when he was Cedric Diggory he grew up to be NOT SO HOT ANYMORE.....but of course Taylor's bod is freaking sexy but thats not the issue CUZ I KNOW THER IS NO POSSIBLE CHANCE ILL END UP WITH HIM AS SHOULD YOU and it sorta scares me that 40 year old women are in love with this aweful movie too...i bet more than half of you only watched the movie and not even read the book...
You are lowering your IQ with that filth. Read some JK Rowling or CS Lewis to offset the damage you've done, and maybe, eventually, you can become normal.
OK YOU ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED!!!!!! Twilght is good, but not THAT good
You Muggle. I watched it once, and it was one time too many.
Get. A. Life.
These posts are so much funnier and some of them at least as pathetic as your post. You should post this on 4chan :D
Edward is a 108 year-old virgin. WHY IS THAT SO HOT!!!!!
Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile.
I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life.
And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this.
Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.
OMG you need to get a life! Twilight is an okay book but the movie sucks so bad! The acting is terrible and the dialogue is just DISGUSTING!
wow you need a life....
try watching harry potter more...its better for the mind.
Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter or Chronicles of Narnia. That should cure your problem :) ***and teamweasley? You're username is epic. FOR NARNIA!
ohk
1. you tell these people to get a life, but you have probably been on this website for hours just so you can tell people off? im sorry but i think it may be you tht needs a life.
2.we are the obbsessed ones(ohk maybe a little) but so are you! you call human beings muggles for christs sake!!
3.ohk alos your telling her to get a life (yes ino i already said this but i have another point) who are you to tell her what to do?i dont think she wanted, no im postive she didnt want you to go and tell her she needs help. like seriously people! let her do what she wants!
4.kristen stewart, im sorry is a terrible actor, she has the same facial expression the whole time. an din new mooon she stops and looks around while the love of her life is about to kill himself?! like ohk... what THE SHIT!?!?!
but anywayyy i reckon the bookkks are wayy wayy wayyyyy better.
oh yeah and has anyone elsen oticed that robert pattinsons nipples arent the saem size? hehe
...you posted this january 3rd...you watched the damn movie 25 times in 3 days? wow thats pathetic!!!
i dont understand why people who hate twilight waste time on this site... closet twis...
in spite of myself , I am kind of impressed you had the stamina. You must not have slept at all. Dedication - I have to admire that.
No vampire should be able to be purchased at Claires. Give me some real vampires that BURN when they go into the sun! Not sparkle!
You need to go get a life. Or get sent to St. Mungo's.
Congratulations! you have no life, that movie sucks. Try watching a real one, I suggest The Goblet Of Fire or perhaps The Chamber of Secrets
I hear watching Twilight while on fire is 10 times more awesome. You should try it. The best accelerant is petroleum oil.
I suggest the Prisoner of Azkaban. Draco is hotter than Edward anyway!
Your fat aren't you? I KNEW IT!!
Wow..... that's really sad. Might as well just go die now while you have a chance.
Dude... that's just pathetic. Try Harry Potter. The characters don't sparkle.
Ok, so lets see what we know here. Edward has sparkling skin, great hair, expensive clothes, and an expensive car. Anyone who wears that much body glitter, and uses that much hair product must either be gay or...no wait thats the only possibility. Put that with the designer clothes and the fact that he's a 100 and something year old virgin and never had a date, and you get that not only is he gay, but he's so far in the closet he's in the garage. *chris colfer quote*. So yeah if you want something worthwhile to read, try Harry Potter, where our characters never sparkle, our fangirls are NOT unbearably obnoxious, and our story actually has a different plot for each book. Oh, and Renesme? Seriously? Even Albus Severus is laughing.
Umm... That's not something to be proud of... You should get a life... You know, fing a different book, like Harry potter or narnia... Are your parent concerned for you?
Congratulations on wasting 3,050 minutes of your life. Because of your stupid decision, you will never get them back.
Do you have a life?? Or friends?
that movie is approx 2 hours....multiply that my by 25 and you get 50 hours...that's 2 full days plus another 2 hours spent watching shit out of only 28-31 days a month. Please tell me this is a troll. Otherwise you seriously need to consider the fact that suicide is the only option.
Sorry to say this guys, but i watched Twilight 64 times in a week :L
^ 64timesX2hours= 128hours/24hours in a day=5.33days. That is 5 days and 8 hours out of 7. If you slept around 5 1/2 hours each day, you would be just making it. Sorry but that's a troll.
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
Your existence is a sad one.
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