At my middle school we all get Mac laptops which are white and shiny. We all named them Edward. MLIT
Poor computers... Wait...LOL You're pushng all of his buttons and lol...you turned him on!!! LOL!!! How weird would it be if you started makng out with the computer going "oh, eddikins!!!"
Way to ruin a Mac. Just stick to a damn PC.
way to ruin the computer give it a gay guys name
My ipods name is Monster, like after the song in new moon. Unfortunately my computer is a little older and is named Harry, poor computer. LOL.
Seriously? Where do you go to school? You all get laptops in middle school? WTH?
I actually lol'd. Oh and about you #4, you better not be putting down Harry Potter!>:I
Please, please, please! Tell me this a joke! You honestly did NOT name a computer after a fictional character. Oh the shame.
You so would be a middle schooler.
Wow, even the gay guys did the same. Well, of course there are those loser girls who believe they are going to end with a fictional creature.
@SoraKingdomHearts: First off, Edward is not gay. This will shock you, but Bella--the love of his life--is female. That's how she was able to reproduce!!! My golly! Thanks, Biology for clearing that up! Secondly, what's with the homophobia? There is nothing wrong with being gay, and I am genuinely sick of hearing everyone use homophobic terms to discredit Twilight. It only makes you look bad.
Oh, #6, it's just a small dig, don't give yourself an anuerism over it. I wouldn't want to be responsible for a death now. And what would I do with one less hater in the world anyway? You guys fill my daily stupidity quota sooo hate on. You only make me appreciate Twilight fans that much more everytime! Thanks! Love you!
The only reason they were able to reproduce is because Stephanie Meyer was too stupid to follow the rules of Biology. Edward is a vampire, his insides are dead. There are no sperm. Also, he has no blood, so he can't 'get happy'.
@harrypfan0404 Thank God you're alive, with a brain. :)
As for the Twitards, Edward Cullen is a fictional character. He is not real. You will not end up with him. I'm sorry.
Harry Potter and MLIA FTW.
You should have named them Draco malfoy!!!! That would have been cooler!
Oh goodness, it made me "lol" that behindthesegoldeneyes attempted to use Biology to explain how 2 FICTIONAL characters were able to have intercourse and reproduce. It just goes to show brainwashed and stupid Twitards are that they can't distinguish between reality and a fictional piece of crap that passes for a 'novel'. However, don't get me wrong, I'm not hating on you Twitards. I actually appreciate you writing your little Twicrap stories because when normal, sane people such as myself read them it instantly makes us feel better. This site is the new FML so for that I thank you.
@ J Jenks - You had better not be insulting Harry Potter. It appears you read it - go back, read it again, try to see the points that make it a little better than Twilight.
Team_Emmett ur amazing!! finaly some else who like both twilight AND harry potter :D u do hav 2 argee tho tht twilight fans r MUCH more obbssed thn harry potter fans, rite??
HAHA! Yes! Win! J.Jenks you are my hero!
OMG! Thank you dumbledorelives for clearing that up for me. I really thought Edward was real for a minute there...oh man. My life is really over now. I am in debt to you forever for this information. Thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAG!
@Team_Emmett- I'd better not be insulting Harry Potter? huh, so you can go ahead and insult Twilight, but I better not touch your precious Harry Potter? I don't appreciate people telling me what I better not do, especially from someone who has the amount of respect and integrity as yourself. Have some pride my friend.
Dude, to you people who are saying it's impossible for Edward to reproduce because he's a vampire. It's fiction! Anything is possible. The same with the fact that he "can't sparkle." At least Stephanie Meyer was creative enough to come up with her own type of vampires instead of being stuck on what vampire are "supposed to do." Honestly, you guys act like we don't realize it's fiction (which we DO by the way), but it seems like you guys are the ones stuck on the fact that vampires have to be a certain way, as if they were real.
I don't quite think that's what they're getting at. The fact is, Stephanie Meyer already set how her vampires worked in the last three books. Their blood isn't flowing. They're dead inside (physically, of course). So, it's technically impossible for Edward to even have sex with Bella. And it being fiction doesn't make up for the fact that she broke her own rules that she herself set up. Just because it's fiction doesn't mean authors don't have rules to apply to.
Also, there are some teens who, sadly, take Twilight very seriously. I assume none of you have heard of the case where a 15 years old girl slept with someone just because their name was Edward and got pregnant. She didn't want the baby until she (assumingly) read Breaking Dawn, and then decided to keep it and name it Renesmee Bella S. Some people do take these books very seriously, even if the books are fiction.
Let me guess. You're blonde, stuck up, fricken stupid, and the only girl at your middle school to have lost your virginity to some nineteen year old in the back of his silver Volvo.
@ImInRavenclaw- So does that actually apply to anything, or are you just being ridiculous for the sake of it?
twiligh=ballsack and Team_Emmett: I sort of get J.Jenks' point. If we're going to insult Twilight, they have the right to fight back. Just take the high road and laugh it off. Are we really going to let one Twilight fan's opinion get to us? We know what the superior series is, that's all that matters.
@MSP- I'm glad you see where I'm coming from. But it's laughable to me you guys think there is a high road for you here. While you are invading a site with your callousness and hipocracy it makes a high road impossible to exist, you've already got on and paid the toll for the lowest road around, sorry.
Okay, I can see your point there. I'm not going to be one of those "Harry Potter fans are always right and Twilight fans are always wrong" people. Can I at least say that to allow others to insult Harry Potter is taking the slightly higher road? I do realize that the actual high road would be to stick to Average Wizard and TwilightSucks.com and that criticizing a series on its own website is low, but I must maintain that becoming hypocritical about it is still lower.
One: I wish I went to your school ... my laptops sucks Brahmin testicles.
Two: I'd name mine Craig ^,^
*all* off them? Males included?
What kind of middle school gives their students MAC laptops? Honestly. Get a PC.
This is some sad BS. Please do yourselves a favor and get a life! Edward does not exist and will never
love you. Ok...now cry, and get over it!
GET A LIFE
i will drown you, all of you
i wud definatley not name mine edward, but at my skool nxt year we get them 2
...I don't Edward is smart enough to be a computer. White+Shiny= oh, just about 90 other things.
@Dracomalfoyisbetter, oh yeah! And J-Jenks, the only reason we're insulting twilight is because its terrible! Feel free to say "Harry Potter Is Lame" , you have an opinion. So do we. Its a free country. So go suck Hagrids juice box. ~ TeamDracoMalfoy123
:DD this is so amazingly utterly hillarious. Personally? Harry over Twilight.
the movie murdered twilight savagely without a hint of regret.
although I'm not a big fan of the Harry Potter films, I am a MASSIVE fan of the books. x)
so this is the funniest thing.
Oh TeamDracoMalfoy, you just don't get it do you little one. Nobody wants to take away your precious opinions, sweetie. We just don't want to read about how much you think Twilight sucks on our fansite. It's not a hard concept to grasp if you have completed first grade, hun.
@ikilledvoldemort... So, you didn't complete 1st grade? Or, by that logic, not one sane person on here has. Just because every other word in Twilight is fancy, doesn't make it smart. The fact that it uses them where it doesn't make sense... well, it makes it pretty stupid.
@pyrotech- WTF. I think you may want to read the comment again....you obviously don't get it either.
Um...they have laptops in middle school and high school in LOTS of schools.
@TeamRobsten- "WTF?" Such lovely language. Did you learn that from Edward? He is abusive, and if that is your hope for your perfect man, you are going to have a terrible life.
@Pyrotech- I am going to take your response as "I'm not intelligent enough to counter anything you said to me, so I am just going to attack your use of language." But just fyi (bc I think you could use some) I don't believe there are words such as "fuck" in Twilight. And Edward certainly doesn't use it. Show me something that suggests Edward is abusive to you and I will personally explain how it isn't, or at least how it isn't to the majority of the people. I can't promise to please all the cooks who think looking at someone wrong is abusive.
So first you ruin Cedric.D, now you're destroying Apple. Ruin everything why don't you
I couldn't bear the whole of twilight, but in one of the books, doesn't he hurt her whilst they are getting jiggy? @teamrobsten, isn't that abusive?
@Shannabanna In Harry Potter, Sanguini the vampire eats a pasty in a disgruntled manner. Breaks traditions much?
haha does anyone else love that us team harry fans have WAY more comments than the ACTUAL twilight fans?!? ahaahah but seriously.... the posts on here are so freaking dumb... " yesterday, i went broke just to buy a volvo...." hmmmm
hahha yes @Bella_LESTRANGE!!HP this is very true. maybe because most of the twilosers dont realise there is a comments section?? i mean, they ARE pretty stupid!! Just a comment on the actual post here, somehow i doubt every single person in the ENTIRE school would just randomly be like: hey, i think ill name my computer after a creepy stalker rapist sparkly fairy loser from a fictional series! unless the op is home schooled and therefore the only one in her (im assuming its a her) "school". Which would make more sense than a creepy, obsessed school. Or the op is lying, which is the more obvious explanation......TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!
I would have named it Mac
You named yours Edward? Because I would name mine "Gay"
Haha all you Twifags think you're so cool by telling us to fuck of.....well newsflash. Saying 'fuck' isn't going to make you any less gay that you already are, and HP fans aren't going anywhere, because WE know that all the stupid people of the world (aka Twifags) only exist for the sole purpose of amusing us. So you can't tell us to fuck off cause we won't, and you can't make us, unless you shut down this fugly disgrace to mankind, which would being doing the world a favor.
I find this submission, along with every other submission on this site, offensive. You ruined a perfectly good laptop. Ew. I just lost some faith in humanity. Thanks for that.
You've named your Macbook Edward? Well... That's good for you, I guess. One thing I like about Macbooks is that the PC graphic quality is really high. Also, most programmes are run on fullscreen, and there's also a touchscreen you can use. Very high quality; Apple is definitely advancing to new levels with the Macbook and the iPad.
AVADA KADAVRA TO ALL THE TWITARDS! MAY YOUR COMPUTER SOMEDAY BECOME UNDEPRESSED!
Well I got a new laptop my parent's named it Luna for me, and the picture was the Ravenclaw emblem and the password hint was "I hate Twilight but I love this!" I think I know whose laptop is awesomer.
hey at least you are all middle schoolers.
on the other hand: why!!!??? now you are just setting yourself up for a bunch of perverted jokes.
I am so glad I have a Dell laptop, which has no essence of white on it.
At my school I get macs too! But I named mine Clarice like as in Rudolphs girlfriend. I think that says a lot about me and you!
Awwwww.. My Laptop is called The Dark Lord...
HP has been going on for a LOT longer then Tw*l*ght.
Twilight is just a book where a woman was able to let out her fantasies of being f***** by a corpse and a dog.
What school do you go to? Mac laptops for everyone? And why name them Edward? Shoulda named it Hegwig..
What kind of sick and twisted person are you?!?!
#11, You're calling us stupid? Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Liar liar! I named mine Bob!!!
i got a white blanket today.... i named it The Twihard Suffocator
^ That's great!! I think Peeves would be proud!
That is certainly the one most effective way to ruin a laptop. Just don't make out or try to have sex with it though
Wow, you bunch of whores and losers want to fap to a laptop now!? Ugh, I'm going to lose it someday because of morons like these.
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