Today, and always, my name is Leah. My last name is fairly long and starts with a C. I'm part Native American, my totem is the wolf. I'm known for being sarcastic, and I'm told I'm very attractive. My best guy friend is Jacob. Stop stalking me, Stephanie. MLIT

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Its spelled Stephenie--No a

MY GOD, WOLFS AND A GUY NAMED JACOB HUUUUUUUUUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHT?

I hate twilight, but even I know that it's Stephenie, not Stephanie. If you really were twilight obsessed you would know that.

I dont get it, the stupid is just overwhelming me

You lie, Muggle.

OMG!!!! That's so creepy!!!!

Like, OMG, really? She probably, like, totally stole your life! Oh. Em. Gee.

I think Jacob is gross and you should not speak of him here.

stop being a weirdo, leah

ZOMG!!!!!!11!!!! Dear God, how much lamer could you people get?

oh sh*t somebody figured it out better go tell stephenie

Wow. Just wow.

Don't you mean Edward? Isn't he the creepy ass stalker here?

Are you sterile, too?

i would advise you leah to get a life of your own and stop relating yourself to twilight. loser.

OMG!!!! My name begins with L, everyone else is cpying me!!!!! Grow the fuck up.

"Today, and always, my name is Leah." 'Nuff said.

reneesmae: its not freaky. its creepy that she has to relate her life to twilight to feel good about herself.

Check out http://www.mylifeisfly.com

I have yet to see an attractive native chick. FULL OF IT.

"i've been told i'm very attractive" lolcats

wow really commenting on spelling at a time like this her life is sooooooooooooooooo twilight and all u ppl can thin of is grammar....anyways i love u rox my sx off!!**cheeze**lol hey did u all ever notice that lol lokks like someone raising their hands

"lol" now it is drowning with a struggle

As if this wasn't pathetic enough, Leah and Jacob hate eachother in the books you eagle feather wearing freak. Go get a life before you're doomed to loneliness. Oh, and My name is Elizabeth, which in Italian is Isabella, and my family is from italy, and I think there's this one guy in my school named Edward, who might be kind of pale because it's winter right now, ZOMG StephEnie, stay out of my life. LOLX.

Heh, looks like we know which of Stephenie's traits got passed down to Edward.

Every time someone says "I am told I am very attractive" I laugh. I'm guessing that you are convinced you are very attractive and are wanting to reassure people that you are. Probably because of some insecurities you have. And because of your need to show off to the world by posting this shows that you are desperate for attention from complete strangers. More insecurities.

Yeah right and my name is Alice my last name is short and starts with a c am white have a spunky personality and my bf name is Jasper...... Ur obviously living in a fantasy world.. And btw Jacob wusent leans best friend they hated eachother came a little closerat the end

My name isn't always Sara. Sometimes it's Horatio. You're pretty lucky that your name is always Leah...

damn that's weird because my name is always bridget...fuckk stephenie stop copying me

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You see, J.K. Rowling isn't a stalker.

Like I said before you Harry Potter fans are being rude.Gosh how would you like me to say that Harry Potter is stupid and weird-but I wont because I am a fan too,but also a fan of Twilight.I have been accused of treason by both HP and Twilight fans.But keep on rocking Leah-and remind me if I ever meet you not to piss you off.(I don't wanna be hunted by a wolf.)

ily!! i luv it how every1 here thinks your enjoying this, but u asked staphanie to STOP STALKING u!

GUYS! GET OFF THIS SITE IF ALL YOU ARE GOING TO DO IS JUST COMMENT ON HOW STUPID PEOPLE ARE! YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE AND ACCOUNT! BTW, Bell Collens: I am a Twilight fan AND a Harry Potter fan as well. I don't make fun of any books I don't like (so, the books that my mom reads lol). Leah, you keep on being you. Don't let any of these Twilight Haters get you down. I for one, like how you can take your life, show how it's like Twilight, and not have to change anything at all. It is so much better then people who purposely brake bones and stuff just to be like Bella. Wow, that sounded bad. OH! I JUST REALIZED THAT I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED LEAH! 'Cept she CAN'T be a shape-shifter (not like I'd consider that and option (you'd have to know Leah to know why)), because she sprained her wrist last week. Yeah... she jumped down a flight of stairs. IDK, It's not me who did it. She said, "I was fine! Until the landing...

Is your last name Clearwater? Or were you afraid that you would spell that wrong too. It's Stephenie, no 'a'. Learn to spell.

Two things: 1) Learn to spell stephenie, cause that was just sad, and 2) dude, get a life! Quit making crap up, just to make your life seem more interesting to other people. That's just shallow, and not to mention; ANNOYING AS HELL.

Comment #13 edward is not a fucking ass stalker u r thats y ur blaming him so shut the fuck up and get of this website. 1(213)210-1826

The author is not stalking you because she is not a stalker. She just creates characters that are stalkers. Also, I'm sure that'd be really cool for you Twilight-loving morons, but you should stop making up stories to convince yourself that the characters are real.

I am a Harry Potter fan and do not wish to be rude or to offend anyone. You can't just shoo me away from the site because I like Harry Potter and I speak my mind. Besides, I don't think all Twilight fans are stupid, obsessive, and insane. Just some.

^concur

:) i like how hp fans claim twilight is so stupid YET they sign up for the website and read everyone's blog. my opinion...that makes them the stalkers. haha, how about you jump on your dorky little broomsticks and get the f*** off this website!

i like HP and Twilight. Im not a huge fan of the movies and what they did to Edward/Cedric/Robert but i acept it. and i know i am a bad speller and not very puntual or whatever the word is. i do not bag on twilight, but i call out Twihards and hphards. i like hp more than twilight, yes. but i do like twilight. but this story is right up there with, " today i realized my hair is brown just like bellas." my hair is brown too. its just a little bit ridicoulous. im trying to tell the truth. not dump on anyone or any good books, #49, oh and stalkers are someone who takes pics of a certain person and follows them therefore none of us are stalking anyof you (i think i speak for all of us? correct me if im wrong:) haha) and the reason i got an account is to comment on here and notify all of you that a fight about books is kinda unrealistic because they are both fake, as much as i hate to admit it. also i like to come and look at posts, or if i, myself see something that is extremely twilight i hope i have time to post it. and harry potter fans, i address this to you: lay of twilight for a while, yah some fans are ridikolous but some arent. i apriciate those who arent and thee hp fans who dont mind or dont bother with twilight.

oh and nutrul is my last name. thats why it is spelt like that

and i agree with you #47

and your opinion counts why again? :) if you don't care, why waste your time writing a paragraph about it? stupid, stupid people these days. oh, and your definition of "stalkers" is terrible! how about you shut the hell up, open up a dictionary, and worry about yourself.

like, OMG i think, like, Stephenie is stalking me too, like, because, like, my name begins with like, 'E' and like, SO DOES EDWARDS OH MY GOSH!!!!! *rolls eyes* grow up.

So you are known as being sarcastic? I must ask, are you being sarcastic now? Also, since I am assuming you are Team Jacob, please don't give up that adorable dream of the author rewriting the series so that the wolf gets the girl.

She was making a joke. Get a life, people.

^If she was it wasn't the least bit funny. She's just taking a bunch of obscure, unrelated facts and posting them to convince herself her life is 'Twilight'.

hufflepuffs are good finders :)

Mr. Freeze: YOU LIE!

OMG that is soo twilight! like omg thats so cool!

Lemme guess, your last name is Chiaverini? Cuz im pretty sure I know who you are.... and thts sad ud have to post this on here. ugh some ppl. just check out mlia and ull see how dumb this website is... i only come on here to see the idiotic stories some people post... sad, just sad...

#53, I'm pretty sure HARRYPOTTERnutrul isn't against any of you, he/she is, as the username almost says, neutral. Which I try to be too, even though I don't like Twilight. But some stories are just so ridiculous that I can't help not commenting on them. There's nothing really bad about this one, though, so it'd be nice if you guys could lay off. & yes, that includes you, twilightaddict, and if you wanna know why the people who HATE Twilight get accounts here, they just wanna insult all the OPs. They're not stalking anyone. But come on, HP fans, I thought you were above that (except for the Slytherins & probably the Gryffindors)! I'm guessing the only Hufflepuffs or Ravenclaws on this site are the people like me, HARRYPOTTERnutrul and DodgerGurl, who are fans of Harry Potter but don't go out of their way to insult Twilight. How sad...

You really care how to spell that Muggles name? I would cure you, but I don't have my wand I lent it to Hagrid

I completly agree with #62.Except I like Twilight, but I'm not freakilly obsessed with it.I like Harry Potter too, but also not freakilly obsessed.Good for you Leah, that you could relate your life to something you really like, without doing something stupid like making out with your husky or dumping glitter all over your boyfriend!(seriously who does that???)But really, some of you people could be a little less rude about the stuff people write.Yes, some of it is incredibly ridiculous, but this is what some people like.Oh wow I sound really high and mighty don't I??Sorry everyone!!!

harry potter teaches you about unity in a community and getting thru discrimnation and war. twilight teaches you how importatn it is to have a bf and to have sex.

I agree with edlovesjake4ever. Harry Potter is about a boy who sacrifices everything to save the people he loves, while Twilight is about how apparently, we females are physically and emotionally unable to cope without a man, and how the girl is constantly trying to shack up with him. Great plot there. Oh, and Leah? Don't flatter yourself. Can we say coincidence? Get a life.

Stephenie Meyer, you see, stalked many little girls before writing her 'book,' so don't take it personally.

Well, my name is always Luna, although I'm often called Loony. But I don't like being called Loony very much at all! @twilightaddict: That's right, I'm just going to get on my "dorky broomstick." Haha, not really, but can you please stop stereotyping? Not ALL witches and wizards have broomsticks ... not all of us even like Quidditch...Hermione doesn't, although I'm quite partial to a few games. I like commentating most of all though, especially on really cloudy days, and whenever Gryffindor is playing as I can wear my hat, although I like it when my house plays, too. And I'm pretty sure you're just jealous of Harry's Firebolt. Ron says he bets you just have a Cleansweep, although I don't think that's a very nice thing to say, but it's probably true.

Oh no, sorry I forgot, you Muggles don't have a broomstick, do you? You're jealous because you don't understand Quidditch and can't play...ah, I see now, sorry.

@lunaandtheloonies: I think Quidditch is an excellent sport! I don't play, though, I just watch. I loved that time when you were commentating on that Gryffindor-Hufflepuff match, Luna! You're a totally awesome commentator! I usually root for Gryffindor, because that's the house my friends Moony, Padfoot, & Prongs (and Wormtail before he betrayed us) were in. I'm a Hufflepuff, though, so if Hufflepuff's playing, I'll root for them. & I agree with your second comment. Poor Muggles... they can't even play Quidditch :( Oh, and @twilightaddict: See, it's people like you that cause the haters here to insult you guys. You really need to shut up!

@thefifthmarauder: Thank you very much! I'm glad people enjoy my commentaries, they're really enjoyable to make, and a lot easier than you'd expect. I'm sure you'd be a great Quidditch player! By the way, your Marauder friends, with the absence of Wormtail, are awesome! Gryffindor are always a good team, and Hufflepuff are always interesting and often very good. And aww, poor Muggles... although Muggles like twilightaddict make it difficult for us to feel sorry for them, don't they?

@lunaandtheloonies: You're welcome! You definitely are one of Hogwarts's best commentators (although I must admit, Lee Jordan was pretty cool too)! & thank you! The only thing is, I'm really not an athletic guy and probably wouldn't be so good at it. Ah well. & yeah, my Marauder friends minus Wormtail definitely are awesome, thanks for agreeing! :) I agree, Gryffindor & Hufflepuff are both rather good teams (Ravenclaw's pretty fun to watch too. Not Slytherin, though, I don't like Slytherin). And yeah, so true, twilightaddict (and some others, like Harry Potter WHO, teamidontgiveacrap, and I Love Eclipse) definitely ruins the reputation of those Twilight-loving Muggles who are completely sane...

@thefifthmarauder: That's fine, I don't like playing Quidditch either (never really wanted to), so I'll have a friend to watch/commentate with! And yep, Lee is good too. Slytherin are okay occassionally but I do think they just choose the biggest players or buy their way onto the team. And bless the sane Twilight-loving Muggles, they're extremely rare and very hard to find - rather like Nargles - but their lives are definitely more magical than the others.

@lunaandtheloonies: Yep, indeed you will! :) And true, Slytherin can sometimes be good, but a lot of them are just huge jerks (like that Marcus Flint guy, and of course, Draco Malfoy). And yes, bless them indeed! One of my best friends (who is the coolest person I've ever met) used to be one of those sane Twilight fans (but now has taken a liking to Harry Potter, so her life is definitely magical!)

@teamidontgiveacrap: Well, the Sorting Hat did consider putting me in Ravenclaw at first, but I am a really loyal person who tries to be nice to everybody (not to mention a good finder lol), so it put me in Hufflepuff instead. I don't mind, though, there are a lot of good people in Hufflepuff! Ravenclaw's great, too, it's my second-favorite house! Yeah, some people do think I'm very smart, but really, I'm not that great. I get A's, B's, & C's in school and there are definitely a lot of people smarter than me. But you definitely seem Ravenclaw material, teamidontgiveacrap, especially with that loophole you found on using the Imperius curse on sparklepyres & some of your other comments as well!

^ You're welcome! Oh yeah, that's right, you took Wizarding Law! Yeah, I think a Ravenclaw like you would definitely do good there!

^ Still, I'm sure it's been pretty useful in your life. It's always a good thing to know how to exploit a loophole!

^ Lol yeah, Hermione would say something like that. I really think she of all people should've been in Ravenclaw! (although I suppose if she was, that'd cause some problems in the series...)

^ Yup, exactly! And plus, she is very, very brave too, so Gryffindor is good for her too!

I find it funny that most twitards (twits+retards) don't know how to spell, or write with good grammar and punctuation.

@teamidontgiveacrap: Lol yup, they'd probably fail if it wasn't for her! So let's all hear it for Hermione Granger!!

^ Speaking of Azkaban, if it wasn't for her, the prisoner of Azkaban (aka Sirius) would've lost his soul! Also, the Devil's Snare would've strangled Harry & Ron, Harry might've died in the Potion challenge (in the room before the Mirror of Erised), Harry would never have defeated the basilisk, Buckbeak would be dead, Harry wouldn't have gotten past the First Task in the Triwizard Tournament, Dumbledore's Army would never have formed (thus, Harry would've died in the Battle of the Department of Mysteries (but then again, Harry wouldn't have even gone there because Sirius would already be dead)), Nagini would've killed Harry, Harry & Ron wouldn't have learned about the Deathly Hallows, the Snatchers would've recognized Harry when they first captured him (thus, Bellatrix would've called Voldemort sooner), Harry & Ron wouldn't be able to break into Gringotts, and of course, the series would be lacking one of the 2 main couples (Hermione & Ron, obviously). Wow... it never hit me just how many different ways Harry & Ron would've died (and/or Voldemort would've won) if they didn't have Hermione. Very smart of Rowling to put her in Gryffindor!

^ But... if it wasn't for Ron, Harry wouldn't be friends with Hermione. Remember? Hermione annoyed Ron during that one Charms lesson ("It's Levi-OSA, not Levio-SA!"), so then Ron insulted her, and then she hid in the girl's bathroom for awhile, then the troll came in there, and Harry defeated it & saved Hermione, and that's how they became friends. So if it wasn't for Ron, Hermione wouldn't have needed saving in the first place, and thus, the many different tragedies that would result from Harry never becoming friends with Hermione would take place.

^ Lol indeed. Being mean can sometimes be good for the world!

^ Eh, I just type "lol" alot, for some reason or another. Usually I don't pay attention to what putting it with another word can do. I guess it's just become a bad habit after using Facebook rather often for almost 2 years.

^ Sorry. It did actually make me laugh a little bit this time, though. But yeah, I really should say it less often...

^ Yup. Or just being a bully in general. I mean, just look at most of the comments on this site before our conversations.

^ Yup. And even with friends, talking on the Internet can be easier (because of, as you said, the lack of awkward pauses, mumbling, or accidentally blurting things out). Then again, it's also easier to start fights with people on the Internet, because even if we DO think of the other person as real, we're just looking at a computer screen instead of looking at the other person's face, which makes it easier... But I do have a friend who's really shy but talks to me (and other people) a lot on Facebook, so it can definitely be a good thing, too!

Oh, and congratulations on getting the 100th comment!

^ Sounds kinda like me. And have you ever had this happen, where you're talking to a friend about something really important & then all of a sudden, you forget (or just don't know at all) what you're gonna say next, or maybe you're just too nervous to say it? It's happened to me at some of the worst possible times...

^ Wow, that sounds exactly like one of my best friends! She does the exact same thing, even if she writes a reminder for it on her hand. Yeah, this is why I'm glad I have a good memory (usually). I'm just often too shy to tell the person what I need to tell them :(

^ Yep, that sounds about right! You know, I think I should bring some of my fellow HP-obsessed friends here to help us out in this quest. One of them (a Ravenclaw, like you!) is the biggest HP fan I've ever met! I wonder if he knows Occlumency...

^ Yeah, maybe he would know! The only thing is, we're on spring break now, so I won't be able to see him again until Tuesday. I think it'd just be quicker to continue asking around here. Speaking of which... @anyone reading this: We are in need of someone that knows Occlumency to help us defeat the sparklepyres! If anyone reading this knows Occlumency (or knows someone that does), please go to the comments section of the #2 Top Post (the one about the U.S. Department of Magical Affairs). We need your help!

^ Yup, I've seen most of yours. Good job! But idk, someone might see this one. This is near the top of the Top 100 Page, after all.

^ Dang, I don't think anyone (other than us) has commented here since lunaandtheloonies, back in February! Still, you're right, we just gotta keep posting. And in 4 more days, I'll be back in school & will be able to ask my Ravenclaw friend Andrew if he knows Occlumency, so if we haven't found anyone since then, that might work!

^ Yeah, it probably would. I mean, considering we're already on our way to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, we might as well buy the mental invisibility cloaks, but yeah, if an Occlumens comes here (or if my friend is able to help) then we can still do that!

^ Alright. Well, I asked teamaliceasinwonderland where that Occlumens she mentioned is located. Shall we have him/her teach us Occlumency? (and then we can teach it to whoever is part of the phony security)

^ Alright! Teamaliceasinwonderland has thestrals for the 3 of us to take us there. Since you said you can't see them, she & I will help you get on yours. Fair warning: it'll probably be pretty scary for you, considering you can't even see what you're riding. I think you'll be ok if you don't look down.

^ Now that you mention it, that WOULD be awesome to ride them without seeing them! Too bad I never got a chance to try it. In fact, this is my first time riding a thestral at all! I'm pretty excited, too!

^ True, but aren't thestrals supposed to take you directly to your destination? I find it rather comforting knowing that we can just sit on them, relax, and just let them take us there. :) But yeah, let's just hope that this place isn't too far from here. I'm not a big fan of flying long distances, either. Especially since I have to look at this creepy skeletal horse the whole time.

^ They are pretty scary-looking. Luckily I can't see their faces at this angle. And now in that post, we're off! You're right; this IS awesome!!!

^ It is very weird to ride something you can't see. It's so cool!! This needs to be a Disneyworld ride. "The invisible thestrals of doom". Can you say, "two-mile line"?

^ Haha that's alright, I kinda figured that was supposed to be you. I agree, that would be an awesome ride! Although I think it'd be better in The Wizarding World of Harry Potter instead of Disneyworld.

*applauds you* That made me literally laugh out loud. The only thing is... I thought you didn't like the people who insult the FANS, and that you just liked insulting the SERIES.

^ Ah. That makes sense! Btw, I don't think I'll be visiting these minor posts much anymore. I've been spending less and less time on this site (I think I've gotten bored of most of it), so I thought I might as well just stick to our master plan to defeat the sparklepyres and that's it for me here. You might occasionally see new comments from me elsewhere in here, but for the most part, I don't think you will. So here's hoping that our plan will work and the world will be saved from the sparklepyres!

^ Yeah, I'll still be on the thestral one & the main sparklepyre-fight one.

What the hell people get a f*ing life

Im a northwest native american. We dont have our own totems, we have totem poles. The only tribe that has a story about them being in a way related to wolves in Washington is the quilute tribe. Your tribe has nothing to do with this story.

Guys, they're coming back! The Twi-hards are coming back! They took down our posts! They are taking over this site again! We have to do something!!

Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

You know, I used to find the Twilight Sage okay, but then all these crazy fans appeared from hell and I started hating it. So Twilight fans, don't get angry at us for hating Twilight, it's your own fault that we do in the first place. MLIHP

"I've been told I'm very attractive.". Oh gosh...we don't care

Maybe you should get a life and stop making everything in your life "Twilight, Twilight, Twilight." Jacob if obnoxious and so is Edward. Bella's just offensive to woman everywhere. I hope your not like that Stephenie...

Maybe you should get a life and stop making everything in your life "Twilight, Twilight, Twilight." Jacob if obnoxious and so is Edward. Bella's just offensive to woman everywhere. I hope your not like that Stephenie...

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