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Today, I was watching Iron Man at the movie theaters and my mom and step-dad were with me. A preview for Eclipse came up on the screen and fan girls all screamed when they saw Jacob and Edward, myself included. Then my step-dad Anthony said, “Hmm. I have a doctor with the last name of Cullen.” I about fell out of my seat and immediately thought of 22 ways to clumsily injure self. Enough said. :) MLIT

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wow you hurt yourself to see a doctor with a creeper vampire last name

#1 - May 24, 2010 03:31 PM by mliaiswaybetter
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do it injure yourself, im sure your going to meet a vampire. dumb ass

#2 - May 24, 2010 06:48 PM by Jesseearlin
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I spazzed when I saw the Eclipse trailer at Letters to Juliet, hehe! June 30th baby! And #2, don't call her that! You need to leave.

#3 - May 24, 2010 10:13 PM by TeamJacob19
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HAHAa that's awesome. Same thing happened to me when I saw Iron Man 2, when the preview came on the theatre went crazy! I think u should def accompany ur step dad to his doctor sometime!

#4 - May 24, 2010 10:14 PM by TeamRobsten
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@Jesseearlin- So you encourage people to harm themselves....that's cool......Did u maybe think that she's joking............

#5 - May 24, 2010 10:48 PM by HarryPotterWHO
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O_o Don't do it man!!! Cullen is a relatively common last name in Britain. O.o It's like having the last name Potter or Weasley. Btw, Iron Man PWNSS :D It was so epic.

#6 - May 25, 2010 04:58 PM by shutdabeepup
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Ouch. Why purposely hurt yourself? Just to meet some dude with the last name Cullen? Wow. Please don't.

#7 - May 25, 2010 05:21 PM by Rumbleroaar
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HOLY CRAP!!! I feel sorry for every Cullen out there in the world who have to deal with stupid twitards its a name honestly a name!! and i dont like being a bitch which some twihards might think i am of course but honestly get a life i dont think guys are gonna want to be dating girls who are obsessed and fawning of fictional characters. I saying this for your sake.

#8 - May 25, 2010 06:01 PM by Twilight Sucks!!
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OMG- Do you haters have a sense of humor whatsoever? I mean it totally makes sense if you don't, because if you did, you would get the joking nature of half of these posts.

#9 - May 26, 2010 09:55 AM by Kelsey411
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My cousin's name is Cullen and he never has any problems.

#10 - May 26, 2010 12:05 PM by MiaLoo22
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@Kelsey, apparently they're too thick. @Sucks, don't try to justify what you're doing. You're not on some god given mission to save the twihards from themselves. You just like to come on a website to call people stupid and feel better about yourself because you're "smarter" than people like us. If you honestly believe you're here to help us, let me give you a helpful hint that will save you the time and trouble of coming to this website. We don't care what you think of us. We don't need saving. We are normal, sane, intelligent people who like to joke around about a book series we like. That's it. So you can see yourself to the exit now.

#11 - May 26, 2010 12:40 PM by ShanaBanana
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@Shanabanana You go girl!! HP fans are being aholes becaus they want to shut ppl down. Im a hp fan personally i came on here to see what MLIT is like and the HP fans are just being Aholes im sorry for what they are doing to you i am i didnt think HP would drop this low. I know you twihards dont need saving but im here to give a little help to you twihards to show not every HP fan is a jerk I try to show that Im not.

#12 - May 26, 2010 02:11 PM by I'm Average so who cares!
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@I'm Average so who cares- It's really cool to see a HP fan with some sense on here! Thanks for standing up for what's right, it's appreciated!

#13 - May 27, 2010 03:33 PM by J.Jenks
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Omg j.jenks Why the hell are you still here. You're a bitch,a dumb ass, a faggot, and a douche bag. So leave.

#14 - May 28, 2010 06:55 PM by twilightsucksmonkey
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me and my friends screeeeemed loud when jacob came on the screen in new moon. :)

#15 - May 29, 2010 01:54 PM by Renesmee
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haha its to freakin hilarious when ppl comment and forget the whole post they commented on...seiously @ im average so who cares! : you are awsome! haha:D its cool to actually see an hp fan whos not a buttcrack in dumbledores direction.....if thats how u spell his name haha..... much appritiated and i was crying when i saw the trailor haha..tears of joy though...i tried not to scream so i wouldnt scare the kids in front of me since i think i was the only twi-freak there when no one screamed lol

#16 - May 29, 2010 11:15 PM by shy-twinerd
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Screw the f*uck outta you shy-twinerd.

#17 - May 31, 2010 08:44 AM by twilightsucksmonkey
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*high five* @ shy-twinerd! :))

#18 - Jun 1, 2010 02:33 PM by TeamRobsten
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@MiaLoo- Wow, you have a cousin named Cullen? That's awesome! I actually think that is really cool name, it's different but not too different.

#19 - Jun 1, 2010 03:10 PM by Lori
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@twilightsucksmonkey, you're ridiculous. Do you have anger issues or something? And I agree with shanabanana, DO NOT try to justify what you're doing here. There's no good reason for it. @shytwinerd and j.jenks, just ignore the monkey. ;) @OP, I totally flipped out when I saw the trailer for the first time too. I saw it online. So exciting!!! I'm ready for the fight scene, and the edgier feel of this movie. I have a feeling it'll be my favorite so far. :)

#20 - Jun 1, 2010 04:16 PM by EdwardBellaLove
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wow...how idiotic. TEAM HARRY!!!!!!

#21 - Jun 1, 2010 06:05 PM by lola1234
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@EdwardBellaLove- Anger issues? Maybe. He's just got nothing better to say, and he knows he's wrong. What a creep.

#22 - Jun 2, 2010 10:51 AM by iKilledVoldemort
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I've read a lot of the stories here and a lot of them have many things in common such as this constant war between twilight and harry potter fans. What's the point? It won't change anything. Also, I can understand fandom but isn' tthis pushing it a bit far? Injuring yourself so you can meet a guy with the same last name as your favorite fictional character is not a very good idea.

#23 - Jun 2, 2010 04:13 PM by w.e iDontReallyCare
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TEAM VAN WHO ALMOST (gosh dang it y did he hae to miss!?) RAN OVER BELLA!!!! O and don't forget: TEAM POTTER!!!!!!!

#24 - Jun 2, 2010 04:19 PM by LillyEvans007
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@ikilledvoldemort, maybe you're right. Nothing worth anything to say so the only thing that comes out is 'screw you'. Good to know that's what that means.

#25 - Jun 2, 2010 08:13 PM by EdwardBellaLove
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@w.e iDontReallyCare- Yes, injuring yourself for ANY reason is not a good idea. We get that. What you guys don't get is that things like that are 99.9% of the time said in a joking manner, just for laughs and to have fun. I'm sure everyone has done something like that before. Also, a lot of you on here seem to think there is some war between HP and Twilight fans here. It doesn't sit well with me that Twilight fans should have to take some blame for this apparent war. I'm all for owning something when I do it, don't get me wrong, but it's like if someone came and made a mess in your yard and just because you helped to clean it up you also get blamed for making the mess too. Doesn't seem fair does it?

#26 - Jun 3, 2010 11:08 AM by TeamRobsten
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Why is it that EVERY comment thing I go to has fighting between Hp fans and twilight fans? Seriously guys, this needs to stop. Hp fans, back off, ok? This is a TWILIGHT fan site. Also, some of the things you say are really hurtful. I mean REALLY hurtful. And Twilight fans, stop feeding the flames! It takes two to fight, and it dosen't even matter who started it. I see very few people who are making an effort to stop the fighting. Why can't we just drop our over grown egos, and agree that everyone here is a fan of a popular book series? You are all intitled to your opinions, but sometimes, it is best NOT to say them out loud. This site is suppose to be here for people to have fun, but I don't see very many people having fun. And if you are having "fun" making others feel bad, then you are a sick person. Just because a person can't see you, dosen't mean your comments can't hurt them.

#27 - Jun 3, 2010 12:51 PM by unknown
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Y the hell would u hurt urself I hurt my self but thats on accident I wouldent hurt myself just cuz theres a dr. Called dr.cullen

#28 - Jun 3, 2010 05:17 PM by rockergirl
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LOL. Wasn't Iron Man good? I liked it a ton better than the first, but a lot my friends like the first one better...so who knows. If I could find a dr. Cullen in my town I would totally change docs...or maybe I'd like a Dr. Black better....lol.

#29 - Jun 3, 2010 06:23 PM by WolfChick11
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bahaha, im assuming your emo? and that you are obsessed with edward? because emos are quick to devise plots of self-injury, and edward is basically an emo. though you cant be that bad, you went to go see Iron Man, and for that i applaud you. *Clap*. *Clap*. *Clap*.

#30 - Jun 3, 2010 10:59 PM by SHOOT EDWARD IN THE FACE
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Geez, you haters are seriously getting on my nerves! Stop being mean and respect people for once!

#31 - Jun 5, 2010 04:21 AM by AWolfAtHeart
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^ You can't say that we are always mean and never respect people based off of our actions on this website... The twitards are just asking to be made fun of by the stuff they post here.

#32 - Jun 5, 2010 01:03 PM by bookwork_13
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see, that's funny, cuz when i went to see iron man, and the Eclipse trailer came on, the whole theater boo'd. i guess there aren't any twitards in my town... -score!-

#33 - Jun 5, 2010 10:53 PM by hatingtwilightduh
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Well I want too be mean sometimes thats just me k im natrally like that so dont take it personal

#34 - Jun 6, 2010 02:00 AM by rockergirl
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Injure yourself by jumping off a cliff you stupid bitch

#35 - Jun 7, 2010 11:55 AM by Fengapappit
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A note to all twilight fans: Don't hurt yourselves. You're not real emos, you're just obsessed with sado-masochism. You think it's hot when Edward refers to himself as a 'masochistic lion'? He means he enjoys it when people beat him. It's gross! If you think Edward is cute, then why don't you also dig the albino monk from the Davinci Code???

#36 - Jun 8, 2010 01:41 PM by ninjavspirate
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@EdwardBellaLove Go have a "Bella Moment" and go jump off a cliff bitch. Get the fuck away. I don't have anger issues. But if you continue to say that I'm gonna flip out on you and you are going to hate it while I LOVE IT. So fuck off bitch.

#37 - Jun 9, 2010 12:11 PM by twilightsucksmonkey
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Team Potter

#38 - Jun 9, 2010 01:33 PM by Fweasley16
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I second the Team Potter!

#39 - Jun 9, 2010 02:11 PM by gweasley23
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Who are Jacob and Edward?

#40 - Jun 9, 2010 09:08 PM by TwiSoft
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If I were your parents I would've killed you right then and there

#41 - Jun 11, 2010 12:07 AM by iLikeTurnips
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I would have done the same thing!! :D

#42 - Jun 12, 2010 04:32 AM by Katelynn
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@iLikeTurnips- It's a good thing your parents seem to have a different parenting philosophy as you, seeing as you are still around.

#43 - Jun 13, 2010 09:15 PM by TeamRobsten
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maybe you should try to find a Psychiatrist with the last name cullen...

#44 - Jun 16, 2010 09:28 PM by forsure4
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23. I could drop a Harry Potter book on your head, give you a concussion, and hopefully knock you back into sense. 24. I could shove a Harry Potter DVD down your throat. You need a hobby. ~Avada Kadarva, Twilight

#45 - Jun 16, 2010 10:45 PM by AvadaKadarvaTwilight
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PATHETIC! AvadaKadarvaTwilight- you ROCK! Do you know of MLIA? If not, YOU SHOULD! Also, I apologize for this, but it's Avada Kadavra. Not Kadarva. Sorry, misspelling bothers me.

#46 - Jun 17, 2010 05:50 AM by I am average
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Oh so it appears AvadaKadarvaTwilight has typos too....Maybe you shouldn't be too hard on people. @I am average- Do you notice how kindly you corrected the spelling of kadavra? Do you also notice that if a Twilight fan had mispelled a word from their own book you guys would have abused them to no end? Ya, twisted isn't it?

#47 - Jun 17, 2010 03:31 PM by Lori
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please dont hurt yourself if you do thatll just make people think all twilight fans are crazy retards willing to hurt them selfs for a last name dont hurt your own fanbase shame lol

#48 - Jun 18, 2010 06:33 PM by ftwilligthe
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actually waaaaaaay to much was said.

#49 - Jun 18, 2010 07:54 PM by iliketomakefunoftwitards
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HAHA! yay for eclipse previews!

#50 - Jun 19, 2010 10:36 PM by TexasAngel
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your a fucking loser get a life twilight is gay go harry potter

#51 - Jun 20, 2010 09:24 PM by dudeofdudez
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What has the world come to, seriously? This "Cullen" guy you're injuring yourself for is not gonna be Carlisle Cullen, sense he is in fact a fictional character, last time I checked. Later once you finish abusing yourself you'll find out this Cullen guy is really some old guy, well, then again Carlisle is extremely old. Haha.

#52 - Jun 21, 2010 12:16 AM by Spectrumatic
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*Sigh*... yes, Twilight lovers, I can take a joke. And yes, I know this post was intended to be a joke, but no, it's not even funny.

#53 - Jun 21, 2010 06:41 PM by aya22
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you were in iron man and all you did was come up with ways to injure your self?! that's terrible! no, not that you were planning to hurt your self but that you were in iron man and weren't paying attention or even excited about the AMAZING movie

#54 - Jun 23, 2010 05:18 PM by crayons4ever
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my friend has the last name of cullen..i feel SOOOO sorry for her. im not even kidding..

#55 - Jun 23, 2010 10:51 PM by twilightsucks-teamharry!
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Omg am i the only one here that once to meet that docter!!?? I think its dumb but to be onest thats how i role!

#56 - Jun 24, 2010 05:37 AM by Twilightgalgrace
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And no offence, but potter poos shouldnt be in here. This is aa site to meet peeps that love twilightaz much as we do. Don't want to be rude but you stink like the smelly robes they ware un the movie!

#57 - Jun 24, 2010 05:40 AM by Twilightgalgrace
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Hey peeps who r team harry you would be team HAIRY because most of you need to stRt shaving!!!

#58 - Jun 24, 2010 05:43 AM by Twilightgalgrace
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This is actually sadder then reading FMLs.just go to MLIA.

#59 - Jun 24, 2010 06:57 AM by McZebra
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Sad, sad day.

#60 - Jun 24, 2010 03:34 PM by Visirium
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harry potter is better :)

#61 - Jun 24, 2010 05:02 PM by yourworstnightmare
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is he a psychologist?if so you should go meet him.i feel bad for him having to deal with that last name.

#62 - Jun 24, 2010 07:53 PM by thehalfbloodprince
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thehalfbloodprince rox.

#63 - Jun 25, 2010 12:34 PM by ninjavspirate
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The best way to get a visit to this doctor is to jump in the middle of oncoming traffic.

#64 - Jun 26, 2010 01:38 PM by givemeabreak
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Half the people here are probably on a government depopulation list. I dont blame them.

#65 - Jun 26, 2010 04:40 PM by Vindicare
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@shanabanana, i agree that hp fans do get a bit aggressive, as do twilight fans, but i know some twilight fans who would actually do things like the things on this site, as, i think, do most of the hp fans, and the obsession can get dangerous, and though it is usually none of my business, i try to make them stop them going too far. and seriously, some of them started saying how they had slept with this guy called edward in our class, purely because he reminded her of edward cullen. and whats horrible? she was 16! and she wasnt joking. but i do understand why some twilight fans are p!ssed off.

#66 - Jun 27, 2010 01:14 PM by RespectTheJam
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FUCK YOU TWITARD FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK YOU NEWFAG TWITARDS FUCK YOU INB4 RETARD FUCK

#67 - Jun 27, 2010 02:36 PM by twitard8999
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LOLGAY YOU SUCK YOU ARE A DICK SUCKER MOTHER FUCKER

#68 - Jun 27, 2010 04:53 PM by TWILIGHTSUCKSASS101
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must say wow. really? you'd insult iron man? holy poo. must say you are a twihard. cannot help. better than sayin ur a mother f***er. #68. go d** in a hole. i am a harry james potter luving angel, though my bffl would say that she is not. TEAM HARRY POTTER.

#69 - Jun 30, 2010 02:25 PM by giggleyninja96
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Ok, this is my final post on this website. I guess you can say I’ve seen the light. It’s now very apparent to me that no matter what any of us Twilight fans say or do it remains impossible to reach you guys who hate. I tried my hardest to remain mature and respectful in every comment I made, even through the extremely hurtful things that were said about fans of Twilight. I only hope one day you guys will open your eyes and see how ignorant and juvenile your comments on this website are and learn from it. There really is no need for the hate and there is no need to degrade people for simply expressing their love for a book/movie. I really appreciate those of you who are not fans of Twilight who stood up for the right thing; it’s really good to know some people still know how to show respect. Like I said, this is my last comment, I will still visit the site and read the stories and laugh like always, but I’m done with the comments. I advise other fans to do the same. Don’t fuel the fire and take the higher road out, let’s show we are the ones with class.

#70 - Jun 30, 2010 08:09 PM by J.Jenks
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^^ agree. I really don't like Tw*light or these die hard fans (hurting yourself to meet someone who only has the same last name as a fictional character?!?! Thats not good!! That guy is NOT a fictional character!!) but some of the people on here are ridiculous! Tw*lighters and the people against it!

#71 - Jul 2, 2010 11:39 AM by fiaria
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OP, you need therapy for: 1: Wanting to hurt yourself, as in being Emo. 2: Being some sort of stalker waiting to be able to afford a house near wherever the dog or sparklefairy live. 3: Liking Twilight. It sucks, didn't you notice when you saw the movies or when (if you can read, being demonstrably stupid) read the books? This comment in short, to help the Twilight fans, or, as most call them, "morons" who might try to strain their tiny, underdeveloped brains, the OP is an idiot and Twilight sucks.

#72 - Jul 3, 2010 11:38 AM by Twilightequalsstupid
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You are soo retarded. Who the hell would purposely injury themselves just to see a doctor?

#73 - Jul 4, 2010 11:03 PM by Anti-Twilight_Ninja
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actually, OP up there in the comment box, its Avada Kedavra. not with an A, with an E.

#74 - Jul 5, 2010 10:40 AM by HPmakesmylife
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actually, OP up there in the comment box, its Avada Kedavra. not with an A, with an E.

#75 - Jul 5, 2010 10:40 AM by HPmakesmylife
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Really cause the first time I saw the twilight commercial the theater started booing.

#76 - Jul 7, 2010 02:52 PM by HPlife
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Its a sad day when you know thats all that weirdos think about when they see epic movies like iron man.MLIA ROCKS.

#77 - Jul 7, 2010 08:17 PM by Caligirljrd
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So.... necrophilia and beastiality..... tough one.

#78 - Jul 8, 2010 02:26 AM by MLIAverageNotTwilight
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Please, please, PLEASE crack your head on something when you try to injure yourself. It might knock some sense into you.

#79 - Jul 8, 2010 08:46 AM by Mugglebornwizard
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You know, i saw Eclipse on opening night with all my friends. You know what we were wearing? HARRY POTTER MERCHANDISE! Take that Suckas! MLIA SENT ME and we're taking over this site! MYLIFEISAVERAGE RULES! And Go ahead, "accidently" Jump of a cliff, I'll pretend it was an accident 8D

#80 - Jul 9, 2010 01:43 AM by TeamSnape&TeamRocket
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@ all the haters A) Why are you even looking at this site and ruining it with all your hateful comments. B) stop trying to offend us and go get a life. A life that doesn't involve coming onto sites and making bad comments. MLIT is a site for twilight fans to share their stories, not be insulted by hateful idiots like you.

#81 - Jul 10, 2010 11:38 PM by InsertUsernameHere
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And this post would be understood by twilight fans as a joke, all the haters think it's real. Cab you hear me haters, THIS POST IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY! Not serious. And it wasn't posted so you idiots can shout at us. If you Harry potter fans are going to spam all the comments with you hatefulness, why don't you go to averagewizard.com and get a life other then shouting at twifans. I am also a Harry Potter fan, I go on averagewizard, but am I not allowed to like both?! Why is there a constant battle between twilight and hp, they're not even that alike!

#82 - Jul 10, 2010 11:45 PM by InsertUsernameHere
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Jinglebells, Twilight smells, necrophilia all the way! Bella is an emo whore and Edwards really gay! Hey!

#83 - Jul 13, 2010 08:20 AM by Twilightequalsstupid
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I love Twilightequalsstupid's song!! it brings out the true side of Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW why would u injure yourself for a doctor who has the last name of edward? edward is NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get that in ur heads twilight fans!!!!!!

#84 - Jul 13, 2010 01:59 PM by twilightequalsfailiure
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I felt the need to create an account here and speak my mind cos i can't take it anymore. I think there's seriously something wrong with u HP fans. Every single Twilight sites that i've been to, i always see a bunch of HP creeps who got there just to insult people. Everybody's entitled to their own opinion. Can't u just respect other people? I think this is serious. HP fans are just so bitter and violent and plain rude. @My life is average so who cares, u're the perfect example of a great fan. It goes to show that u can like something and still respect other people for liking something different. Oh, and haters, just because we don't reply anymore doesn't mean we've won. It means u're too pathetic for us to say anything that u can understand.

#85 - Jul 14, 2010 09:36 AM by catherineharry
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OMG thank you commenter #6!!!!!!!! I am soooooo going to Great Britain now!!!!!! Can't wait!

#86 - Jul 14, 2010 05:19 PM by wolfgirl4evr
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wow, so basically, you're totally willing to hurt yourself to meet a doctor with the last name Cullen...you dumb ass. & #85, not EVERYONE who bashes twilight is a HP fan. and hey, at least they're not OBSESSED with a gay sparkly vampire. seriously though, your obsessions are creepy, the books were poorly written and the movies suck. so get over yourselves.

#87 - Jul 16, 2010 10:56 AM by stupidtwihards
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holy motherfuck this twilight sight is soooo god damn gay. like fucking honestly. if people are seriously THIS obsessed with a god damn fake book about mother fucking VAMPIRES, these books need to be like burned.

#88 - Jul 17, 2010 12:36 AM by fucktwilight123456789
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MLIAMLIAMLIA!!!!!

#89 - Jul 17, 2010 06:34 PM by ninjavspirate
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@catherineharry- OOH i'm soooo sowwy did we hurt ur wittle feelings? I'm SUCH a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE person!! I think I might even be...*gasp* bitter and violent and a creep!! OMG what am I gonna do?!?!? Do you need a kissy from a fictional character to make them feel better? *sigh* I'm SOO jealous of HOW MATURE you are I wanna grow up to be JUST LIKE YOU AND THE TWIFAG YOU ARE!!! I PROMISE u i NEVER meant to hurt u POOR INNOCENT TWIFAGS and ur poor wittle feelings!! *fake sob*........................Haha you're such a dumbass no one gives a fuck about this whole 'lets make this world full of gay unicorns and fairies and rainbows and gay sparkly fictional vampires' shit. We're here because we know all the stupid people of the world, AKA Twifags, only exist to entertain us. You can't make us leave, and you trying to do so with your gay 'rainbows and love and sparkly vampires' shit only makes you look like more of a fag than you already are. So shut down this fugly disgrace to mankind and maybe we'll leave. And no, we're not going to go make a MyLifeIsHarryPotter because WE ALREADY HAVE BEFORE THIS WEBSITE and it's called AverageWizard. Oh wait, you wouldn't know that because you spend all your time making out with a book. Heehee mybad.

#90 - Jul 22, 2010 02:56 PM by #1TwilightHater
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you do know that twilight is a FICTIONAL movie correct....vampires do not exist and the Cullen family si compleatly FICTIONAL

#91 - Jul 24, 2010 06:47 AM by asdfghjkl
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You need mentail help. Enough said. :)

#92 - Jul 24, 2010 12:04 PM by ProudTwilightHater
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How illogical. Why would you wish to injure yourself? That is merely a waste of resources and a source of pain. Your actions would be extremely inefficient.

#93 - Jul 25, 2010 01:26 AM by Spock
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How illogical. Why would you wish to injure yourself? That is merely a waste of resources and a source of pain. Your actions would be extremely inefficient.

#94 - Jul 25, 2010 01:26 AM by Spock
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Yes. Lets hurt ourself just to meet a doctor with the last name "Cullen". That makes total sense. This is why people should read tw*l*ght, because it teaches us important things like how important it is to have a boyfriend, how it is totally ok to leave friends, family and loved ones for someone who broke your heart and [my favorite] to injure yourself just because someone has the same name as a "hot" fictional character that does not exsist. ... oh! and cedric diggory lives! TEAM HARRY POTTER!!!!

#95 - Jul 25, 2010 08:06 PM by starkidpotter*
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^ agreed. I believe that the constant need to hurt oneself and then enjoying the pain (for whatever reason it may be) is called masochism, and it is a psychological disorder. I believe the OP should have it checked out soon as I am truly concerned.

#96 - Jul 25, 2010 08:28 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Some people just don't no how to handle a joke. Or else they pretend not to and take everything to the extreme just to attempt to suck the fun out of everything. If you think this OP needs to be checked out for this innocent post you are ridiculous, plain and simple.

#97 - Jul 27, 2010 04:54 PM by Lori
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SPOCK! I LOVE YOU!

#98 - Jul 27, 2010 06:37 PM by ninjavspirate
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Erm, according to some of the posts on this site, some girls actually HAVE cut themselves in hopes a fictional character will smell the blood and come save them. That isn't exactly a joke anymore.....considering doing that for whatever reason isn't a joke either, although to some people who also think that Edward being a pedo-bear and Bella being a masochist, this is funny...or fun...

#99 - Jul 28, 2010 12:21 PM by #1TwilightHater
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okay,person,whoever, GET A GRIP. (1)if you hurt your self you have absoultley no reason to think the dotor treating you would be dr.cullen.(2) like my nickname suggests, harry potter is waaaaayyyyy cooler than twilight. scientists can prove this.

#100 - Jul 28, 2010 06:59 PM by WIZARDS_PWN_VAMPIRES
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starkidpotter speaks the truth, TEAM HARRY POTTER! WOOO! um and b.t.w. kid, robert patterson plays cedrig diggory in the goblet of fire. long live fred weasley!

#101 - Jul 28, 2010 07:02 PM by WIZARDS_PWN_VAMPIRES
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BECAUSE FRED AND GEORGE ARE HAWT!!! UNLIKE EDWARD!!! WACHAAAAA NINJA FISH OUT!

#102 - Jul 28, 2010 09:46 PM by ninjavspirate
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Thank-you OP, for proving my theory that Twilight (fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself) causes young girls to acquire the sudden urge to harm themselves in hopes that a sparkly fairy will prance out of the wood to suck their blood and kill them slowly. Schizophrenic teens...

#103 - Jul 30, 2010 02:26 PM by Average Wizard
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you need help, and what if dr. cullen is a urologist, can you say eww

#104 - Aug 8, 2010 01:59 AM by teamnewton
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Can't take all of these muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive.

#105 - Aug 9, 2010 10:42 PM by GrangerDanger!
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I think he's a gynecologist, so therefore you have no business going to his office, as you have no reproductive organs.

#106 - Aug 11, 2010 10:53 PM by ninjavspirate
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@ #1TwilightHater: GTFO, fail troll.

#107 - Aug 15, 2010 12:22 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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@ShadowReaper1357- no, I won't GTFO. And what exactly are you going to do about it?

#108 - Aug 19, 2010 12:14 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Wow, you're brilliant. "I'm gonna hurt myself so I can go live my necrophiliac-like fantasy about and awful book and movie series with some creeper dude with a PhD named Cullen." No, you know what? Do it. People as painfully idiotic as you SHOULD just go willingly hurt themselves. Maybe you should just off yourself and save society the trouble.

#109 - Aug 31, 2010 12:48 PM by Kodee14
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Number 1. If you want to harm yourself, you're already doing it--by reading Tw*l*ght. If you're as stupid enough to do that, it's like a Harry Potter fan purposely running face-first into a brick wall to get to Hogwarts. (Sorry, HP fans, don't like either.) Number 2. There are (about) 1,211,080 people in the US with the first name Edward, 99.74% of them being males. There are (about) 22,608 people in the US with the last name Cullen. There are (about) 88 people in the US named Edward Cullen. Number 3. If there was a terrorist with that name, you you become a terrorist? If someone with that name told you to kill yourself, would you? (If that happened, I wouldn't be sad one bit--I'd start a petition to ban Tw*l*ght forever. Number 4. Get a life. Do something OTHER than obsess over an impossible, idiotic, ungodly, stupid, brainwashing, sexist, horrible, poorly written, ridiculous, rubbish, trashy, terrible, pathetic, awful, annoying, satanic, shallow, harmful, lame, cliched, boring, evil, and just plain DUMB book/movie series. I'm outta here, so flame me not.

#110 - Sep 3, 2010 03:32 PM by MLIA4evr
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I love my town. why? because when I went to see to iron man 2 and the trailer for eclipse came on the whole theatre booed lol its expected of iron man fans.

#111 - Oct 7, 2010 01:23 AM by iliveinreality
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stupid muggle.

#112 - Oct 12, 2010 04:24 PM by the_slytherin_luna
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Ummmmm.......guess what?! I choked on my popcorn when I saw the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows trailer! It was epic!! TEAM HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#113 - Oct 25, 2010 07:05 PM by Misty Waterflower
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@MLIA4evr.. you hurt my feelings. I happened to run into a brick wall last week. Dobby must be trying to keep me from Hogwarts. Oh well.. I guess I'll just take the Weasleys flying car.

#114 - Dec 4, 2010 08:19 PM by Ginevra Weasley Potter
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Go cliff jumping! That would be the best way ever! :D No, really, jump off a cliff and make sure theres point rocks at the bottom.

#115 - Jan 20, 2011 10:50 AM by DrAdorable
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@harrypotterwho: Doesn't it occur to you that the OP is the one encouraging herself and other Twilight fans to injure themselves (just in case they go see a doctor named "Cullen", pfft), not Jess, who was joking? She was making fun of them... But really OP, don't do it. The last time a vampire got involved with a human, MUGGLES ended up in St Mungo's and the Healers shouldn't have to worry about you... you Muggles have your own "doctors", those nutters that cut people up! xoxo, Luna.

#116 - Feb 5, 2011 07:38 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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@lunaandtheloonies: Oh my Rowling, Muggles were taken to St. Mungo's?! Please tell me their memories were modified afterwards! @OP: So you'd want to injure yourself just so you might have a doctor that has the same last name as a FICTIONAL CHARACTER? *facepalm* Muggles these days... @GrangerDanger (comment 105): "I'm sick of summer and this waiting around, man, it's September so I'm skipping this town, hey, it's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now!" AVPM is totally awesome!!

#117 - Feb 6, 2011 03:01 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@thefifthmarauder: Don't worry, their memories were modified, we can't have the Muggles knowing too much! Oh my Rowling indeed, haha! Yep, a simple "Obliviate" charm...just like I want to perform on myself sometimes reading the silly Twilighter's comments... @thefifthmarauder & grangerdanger: AVPM is amazing! I gotta get back to Hogwarts, I gotta get back to school. I gotta get back to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool!

#118 - Feb 7, 2011 10:36 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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@lunaandtheloonies: Whew, that's good! & lol yeah, I think we'd all like a memory charm placed on us after reading those Muggles' posts & comments. & also... Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts, it's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think I'm going back!

#119 - Feb 7, 2011 01:04 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@thefifthmarauder: Haha, I know exactly what you mean! But don't worry, knowing what happens in these Muggles' daily lives means that when Quidditch is cancelled, when you get detention from Snape, when Voldemort returns to power...you know it could be so much worse! & also: I'll see my friends, gonna laugh till we cry. Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky! NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

#120 - Feb 21, 2011 02:14 PM by lunaandtheloonies
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@lunaandtheloonies: Very true, very true indeed! And... I'll cast some spells with a flick of my wand, defeat the Dark Arts, yeah, bring it on! And do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cause together, we're totally awesome! (Ron) Yeah, 'cause together, we're totally awesome!

#121 - Feb 21, 2011 02:59 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@J Jenks. You've posted that on more than just this comment thread, so obviously not your last. @everybody here, I am a HP fan, but I enjoyed reading Twilight. (Didn't care much for the movies, but the books were ok.) Twilight fans need to see that we're just having a little fun. I mean, they're just words, you're really going to get that mad when somebody that you'll probably never meet insults you over the internet? Seriously, get a life. And HP fans, no need to use foul language. It causes people to take you less seriously. Yes, I make fun of Twilight, but notice the word "fun" there. Just laugh a little. -ThomasRiddle

#122 - Mar 4, 2011 08:56 AM by ThomasRiddle
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Do you realize what's wrong with your life????? Why would you wanna see an old man creeper dude doctor????

#123 - Mar 4, 2011 01:13 PM by hpjkrtrump
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Stop putting HP fans down. It's not our fault you guys are so stupid.

#124 - Mar 5, 2011 02:15 PM by hgranger
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I'm a HP fan and allways will.But I'm not mean. I respect you.

#125 - Mar 5, 2011 02:25 PM by hgranger
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^ Did you seriously say "I'm not mean. I respect you" right after calling the Twilight fans stupid? I fail to see the logic in that...

#126 - May 18, 4881 01:00 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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Okay, guys. Anyone want to help with the war vs. the sparklepyres. If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.

#127 - May 7, 2011 03:37 PM by percyjackson
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WOW words cannot describe how much of a creep u are!!!!!

#128 - May 23, 2011 07:18 AM by MLIAforever!!!!!
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#129 - May 18, 9977 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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Yeah #113 so did I! LOL.... I can't believe these people are reduced to self injury over fictional characters.

#130 - Sep 6, 2011 03:29 PM by bellalestrangeiskick-a
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team Edward: NO

#131 - Nov 22, 2011 09:59 PM by I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!
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team Edward:NO team Jacob: NO team cookie: YES

#132 - Nov 22, 2011 10:00 PM by I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!
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@OP: I would have done the same thing.

#133 - May 18, 4193 01:22 PM by OTD!!!!!!
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You know, I used to find the Twilight Saga okay, but then all these crazy fans appeared from hell and I started hating it. So Twilight fans, don't get angry at us for hating Twilight, it's your own fault that we do in the first place. MLIHP

#134 - Dec 6, 2011 06:07 PM by TeamHagridLOL
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So you are willing to hurt yourself just so that you can see a doctor who has the last name Cullen. You're worse than Tom sawyer

#135 - Jan 17, 2012 09:17 PM by Twilighthater42
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