I Am Also Known As The Biggest Twi-hard Because I Put Stories On Here Before I Joined.
I Just Started Eclipse.Love It.
And My Whole Life Revolves Around Twilight.
I Have Most Of The Merchandise.
Life Size Cutout Of Bella(Because I Am Straight)
And I Think About Nothing Else.
Again, Nice! It's nice to see more male Twilight Fans. You're right, Bella is quite cool. Do you think Rosalie or Alice is attractive, though?
Yes I Do
But Next To Bella Rosalie Is The Prettiest
Why Does Everyone On This Website Type Like This? It makes you look stupid. Oh wait, you're a twitard, and you learned everything you learned about writing and grammer from Stephanie Meyer. How straight can you be if you add things like "Team Edward!"? Ya, you are sooo straight. (Sarcasm.....)
Y don't u go fuck off.
Is there a team bella u fucking retarded bitch.
Well if there was i would be her.
There are only teams that are guys u ugly bastard.
I WILL NEVER STOP LIKING TWILIGHT NO MATTER WHAT U SAY.
So u can go tell it to someone who cares.
Harry Potter Is The Shit In The Toilet.
And I Will Never Stop Typing Like This Ever Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter Turned My Off Of Books I Mean How Can A Writer Write Books That R So Pointless.
It Makes Me Want To Throw Up Every Time I Even Think About It.
U Guys Are Just Fucking Sickos
Go Get Some Help
U Guys Are The People Who Should Get A Life
And UR Doing It For Nothing
I No That Every Twilighter On Here Will Love It Even More Defending It
So UR Making Everyone Love It More
Ok, so why don't you tell me what's more pointless. A chosen boy growing up and fighting alongside his friends to take down evil is a wonderfully written book with an original plot and VERY original world. OR, four horribly written books about a typical teenage romance with the unoriginal plot of girl meets boy, boy turns out to be sparkly vampire (WTF), random anticlimactic plot twists, teenage pregnancy, the end. Oh, add some necrophilia, bestiality, and masochism to that.
@8: I think the answer is that both are pointless in comparison to a guy killing Dracula, then recollecting his remains and putting them together to reform Dracula and kill him again.
^agreed. Why are there like 20 games, all of them in some chronological order, and all of them in which Dracula dies, and yet he still needs to be killed? I'm starting to like this.
Like I Said Harry Potter Is Shit
End Of Story
I Want To Thank All U Haters Because U Only Made Me Love It More. I Am Going To Be Leaving This Site But I Will Be Reading,Watching,And Living Twilight. I Recommend All The Twilight Fans Do This. Or Keep Listening To Ur Comments And Love It Even More. So All U Haters Are Fucking Retarded Ugly Fat Trolls. Ml(Is Always And Forever Will Be Twilight)
Dont let tha haterz get ya down GO AWAY HATERZ GONNA HAET!!! tEAM Edward +MLIT 4EVA!!!!1111!!!!!!
Isn't it pathetic that half the comments are from the idiot who wrote the original post? I am also thinking his vocabulary consists only of Twilight and swear words, predominately the f-word.
Team Cedric-TriWizard Champion!
@I Love Eclipse: I'm a Twilight Fan like you, but you can't bash on Harry Potter like that. I've read all 7 books in the HP series (In addition to reading all 4 books in Twilight), and both of them are quite good.
You are definitely an evelen-year-old girl trying to pretend that Twilight appeals to straight men.
Eleven* When I see my errors, I fix them.
I'm beginning to wonder if this "I love Eclipse" person is even a real fan. Sounds more like a troll in disguise...
That's the thing with Twilight fans. Some of their comments are so stupid you can't even tell if it's real or a troll.
I don't understand how @I Love Eclipse can say that the Harry Potter series are horribly written, considering the fact that the Tw!light saga is about how much a girl needs her boyfriend. The boyfriend who is a pedophile, sparkles, and watches people sleep. And what's worst is that she has to choose between a sparkling parasite and a dog.
However, the Harry Potter series are about finding inner confidence, and strength. It's about growing up and appreciating your friends. And the HP series are well written, with good grammer and word usage.
^I don't get it either! I mean, if it was shit in the toilet, would there be a total of 10 books, 2 musicals, several games, and a freaking theme park???
^ I know right! And all Twilight has are 4 poorly written books, one bad parody movie, and 3 crappy ass movies. Oh, and btw, I like your username. XD
Twilight is essentially poorly written, Meyer uses the word "chagrin" far too many times - I don't think it means what she thinks it does, THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words, The characters are impossible to relate to on levels beyond “Bella has brown hair and she’s clumsy! Like me!” Which probably goes for more than half of tween girls, Bella's the protagonist and yet she manages not to learn anything or grow at all—throughout FOUR books, What’s worse is taking an entire culture, the Quileutes and fictionalizing it and its mythology to fit one’s whims, Bella is completely incapable of doing anything without Edward helping her because let's face it - she's useless, the books have no independent female character - even Alice turns out all girlie in the end, is discourages feminism, Edward stops Bella from seeing her best friend because he's a controlling prick, so..much..face..touching, I could go on..
@Quirinus: I like yours too! antitwilight: You covered all of my reasons for hating twilight, except you forgot pedophilia and necrophilia.
@#23: She's only incapable of doing anything without Edward in the first three books because Edward and the others are vampires, unlike Bella. She defends Edward and Renesmee in Breaking Dawn.
^so basically, without the help of being turned into some god-creature Stephenie Meyer invented with just about every superpower imaginable (super speed, super strength, virtually indestructible, immortal, super hearing, super eyesight, super smell, super mental capabilities) she has the capability of a doorknob (that likes rolling into potentially suicidal situations). That's great why...?
#1TW: Can I just say that I love you?
Wait... is this Broomhead a dude or a girl? It's difficult to tell, because I doubt a guy would ever degrade himself so much as to obsess over Twilight... much less enjoy the books.
^He's actually a guy! I can't believe it either.
^ ... What!? Observe... *facepalm*
@ the person who posted this: NO YOUR NOT STRAIGHT.
teamjoewalker- Haha sure I love you too ^^''
This guy's a fucking asshole. Hey everybody, he says he's straight! He takes pride in a guy who probably smells like decay and looks like a fucking sparklefag.
OP- If you claim you like Bella because you're straight, why did you put 'Team Edward!!!!!" at the end? Contradictions much?
You're the coolest girl ever then, in my book. Motherfuck.
@#26: I don't think that's great. She can't defend herself in the first three books, and, like you said, has the capability of a doorknob, but she tries to defend herself nevertheless. In Eclipse, for instance, she tries to distract Victoria whilst she's fighting Edward.
LOL Wtf my comment was supposed to go elsewhere. PHAIL ON MY PART GUYS. LOL
@37- If you admit the main character has the capability of a doorknob (and she also has the personality of a brick), then why is she such an apparently likable main character? And yes, trying to defend someone by going emo....you know none of these anticlimactic wars would have even happened if she didn't suddenly decide she wanted to date 100+ year old dead things. *facepalm*
@39: Why is Bella so likeable? She's a normal girl, and though physically (before Breaking Dawn) she's not that physically capable, her personality is overall fairly good. I think, for some reason, though, Edward liked her. Her blood attracted his attention to her at first, and this must have somehow changed into a physical attraction. Jacob is also attracted to her, as he heals her when Edward leaves her. He also finds her physically attractive (although the book doesn't describe specifically how Bella is attractive, although plenty of people have claimed she is edible). Mike is also physically attracted to her, although he is completely ignored by Bella throughout the book as Bella isn't in love with him (probably-and this might sound harsh-because he might not be a vampire or a werewolf, and therefore he isn't much competition against Edward and Jacob). The book doesn't really describe how she is physically attractive, though. Considering what we know about her (brown hair, pale skin, about 5'4" in height) what makes Bella attractive is left to the imagination. She's liked by the Cullens because they're quite nice people, and the Quileutes like her because they're also quite nice.
@ShadowReaper1357, Shapeshifter, not Werewolf. Werewolfs change at the Full Moon. Not by will. And Werewolves are only half-wolfs, and half-humans.
Well as for Jacob, apparently it doesn't matter how attractive one is for they to fall in love with someone. Quil is in love with a 2-year-old for fuck's sake!! (Am I the only one who finds this slightly disturbing?) As for Edward, it follows the cliche story line of "New girl clumsy at school. Out of all people, the hottest guy in the school picks her because otherwise there would be no story. The end." As for Mike....this would be the logical decision for Bella.....as in date within your own species. He's good-looking, popular, nice...what more could you want? Oh yeah, a dead guy. Oh wait, a dog. No, I think I actually want the one that sparkles. Shut up I want the one with anger management! No, I think I've really settled this time for the guy who's almost 100 years older than me. Well....I guess I can cheat on him a bit with the dog. YES! I have found the answer to life.
@#1TwilightHater: Yes, it would be disturbing if Quil was in love with a 2-year-old. But the 2-year-old isn't in love with Quil yet (according to the book). Quil will first be like a big brother to her, and then, as she becomes slightly older, a friend, and then, once she hits adulthood, she might start to fall in love with Quil. I think it will be the same for Jacob and Renesmee (she'll view him as someone like a brother or friend until she comes of age, then she might fall in love with him). And yes, I know what you're going to say, it's not a good idea for Bella to marry and have children so young, which is true.
@TwilightHater- First, Quil isn't in love with a two year old. He imprinted on her, and for now that only means he feels a strong bond with her and would do anything to protect her and make her happy, pretty much a father-daughter type relationship. There is absolutley nothing sexual about their relationship and that is made extremely clear in the book. Bella never fit in with the pretty, popular kids at school, so I don't how much Mike Newton is a logical decision, since she really doesn't relate to him. She never questioned that she wanted Edward, like she tells Jacob in New Moon, "don't make me choose, because it'll be him, it's always been him."
Does anyone realize the Blasphemy that comes along with a male liking Twilight? How is this normal to some people!
SR1357-It's doesn't matter at all if the 2-year-old is in love with the adult. It matters that the adult is in love with the 2-year-old. And ALL pedophiles have the 'big brother' impression on children. The kid has no idea they're being preyed upon by some 50-year-old perv, or in this case, a dog/man/creature/thing. Oh, and if she were to reject him? He would go emo, or suicidal, or insane, or of course, go to Canada. //////WhatTheFudge-Yes she is. The dude knows he's going to marry that kid some day (unless he doesn't, in which he will go crazy, or emo, or suicidal, or go to Canada). The fact that it's a father-daughter relationship is even worse. Can you say incest? And Mike Newton is the most reasonable choice for Bella for one clear and overwhelming reason: He is a human being. Not in a theological sense, but in the literal I-am-a-homo-sapien sense. He does not spontaneously turn into a dog. He is not a sparkly pedophiles. I don't care if you are a nerd, jock, popular kid, or loser. If you are looking for a partner, please start within the 'human' category, the working on down to the 'real' category.
@Average Wizard- What the hell dude? What's with the blasphemy that comes along for anybody who likes to Twilight from you haters?
@#1TwilightHater- He doesn't know that he will marry who he imprints on, it's just what normally happens. But the girl does have a choice in the matter, and we don't know how he would act because nobody in the story had been turned down by their imprintee (for lack of a better word). I think why you keep up bringing up words like "incest" and "pedophile" is because you can't get that there is nothing sexual about their relationship at all. So therefore having a father-daughter relationship is nothing more than that, just a person who has become bonded to another. Yes, I agree that most people when looking for a partner start within the human race, and that is true for Bella as well. She didn't set out looking for a "monster," she actually wasn't looking at all. But if you've ever been in love, you know how the feeling just can't really be explained, or why is was that person. But Edward and Jacob are basically human, aside from the fact that one is a vampire and one is a shapeshifter. I mean come on, we're not talking about a girl falling in love with a rock and banana, they talk, walk, have emotions, can love, laugh, be sad, go to school, get a job..etc. So therefore, it's human enough for me. And besides, let's not forget, this is a story, a FICTIONAL story, not a biography, not a how-to, what fun would it be for the main character to choose the obvious cute, popular, otherwise boring choice? We've all seen that enough.
@WhatTheFudge, I did not state that anyone who likes Twilight is doing a blasphemous thing. I stated that it's practically blasphemous for a GUY and only GUYS to have an obsession with Twilight. Get your facts straight.
@#1TwilightHater: Fair point. Although, if he's imprinted on her, I don't think she'll be able to reject him.
SR1357- Well Bella rejected Jacob. Jacob- "Ok, so the love of my life just rejected me. I could go emo, crazy, suicidal, insane, but no. I'm going to fucking Canada." /////@WhatTheFudge- The definition of pedophilia is an adult dating a minor. Quil and Edward= adult. Bella (in 1st book) and that 2-year-old kid what's-her-face= minor. I'm not just saying because I think it's fun. And although this is fiction where creatures of the night sparkle and super-god-creature-things exist, wouldn't it be SLIGHTLY odd to grow up with some random buff dude that was your 'dad', then become a teenager and he's your 'brother', then become an adult and BAM you're going out. And I wasn't saying human in the theoretical sense. I was saying human as in, homo sapien, as it, not spontaneously turning into mythological creatures type human. And that's why Twilight shouldn't exist. It's obviously the 'new girl falls in love with the super hot mysterioso guy' except the hot myserioso guy turns out to be a walking discoball. There's nothing original, and nothing Anne Rice hasn't written
All I know is that my future children will never be exposed to this crap...
@#1TwilightHater: Addressing the point you made to WhatTheFudge, yes, it would be slightly odd to grow up with a father figure, who then turned into a brother figure, and then became your date. But it just happens, I think. And, as WhatTheFudge said earlier, love is often inexplicable. She just somehow would end up falling in love with him (unless she rejected him).
@#TwilightHater- Actually the definition of pedophilia is a sexual attraction to children. True Edward is an adult in numbers of years he has lived, but one could say that since he was changed at 17, he was literally frozen in time. From physical appearances to his mentality, everything about him remains 17. You and I probably would be weirded out by a father-daughter relationship turning into more, but he doesn't age so it's not like he is some old creepy dude when she is just turning legal. They become the same age and it becomes to evolve into something more (physical attraction) at that point, there's nothing BAM about it. So wouldn't it actually be pretty normal to fall in love with someone who has always had your back your whole life, been your best friend, protected you when you were in danger, etc? And dude, if you haven't noticed NOTHING is original anymore. That's what people do, use other people's ideas and put their own spin on them. Even Avatar, great movie, but definitely not original.
^ I agree with the above comment.
I Would Just Like To Point Out How Annoying It Is When People Capitalize Each First Letter. Also, Harry Potter IS AWESOME, you guys just don't like it because you know the series is better than the-series-that-must-not-be-named. And if you want proof that the-series-that-must-not-be-named is terrible, my English teacher won't let us read the-series-that-must-not-be-named, but he is fine with it when we read Harry Potter.
Wow I think this list also requires an "I Have No Life"
Someone cares a little too much... you must not have a life either.
@mlia4eva, trust me, I love Harry Potter. But please don't bring it up here. Those Twihards actually think they're good at insulting us.
@WhatTheFudge-Edward is most definatly not a 17 year old mentally. A 17 year old mentally would be a normal teenage guy going through hormonal changes and such. When you have lived that long, your past experiences and memories force you to become more mature than a teenager going through puberty. According to the book, Edward isn't dumb either (for the most part), and learning from 100+ years of experiences puts her way ahead of Bella. Physically? He doesn't really resemble anything except for maybe a marble statue. Also, if she continually grows, but the shape shifter thing stays the same, it would go in this order: father/daughter, brother/sister, bf/gf, young dude/cougar, young dude/MLIF. I don't think this is any better. And yes I know Avatar wasn't original. It was Pochahantas with smerfs on steriods.
...You really need to get a new hobby dude.
I've only met one dude who liked Twilight. Luckily, I converted him to an Anti.
Three words for you. Get. A. Life.
Haha seriously am I the only one noticing this entire website consists of this guy? The first three or four posts on the site are written by him and he wrote over half of his comments. Screw the Twilight characters. Got nothin against Harry Potter or Buffy but they arent my favorite books/shows so..... TEAM PERCY JACKSON
A "Straight" guy liking Twilight?
That's almost a big a joke as Stephanie Meyer herself.
Although, I do admit, she is my hero.
If she can get her crap published, I sure as hell can get mine. =]
Good day to you, sir. n_n
wow.. please get i life. i fear for ur sanity. i hope the bella cut-out is purely or throwing darts at her. well, i am going to go pray for all you poor nieve twi-hards out there. amen
^You've got plenty of spelling errors in that post.
^You don't know spelling errors untill you see AmiSparkles
^ OTD(explanation points) + AmiSparkles = A trip to your local Asylum
WHAT GIVE U ALL THE RIGT 2 SAY HORRIBLE THINGS LIKE THAT????? U JUST DONT UNDERSTAND 4 THE HOLEE BUX. TWILIGHT IZ THE GREATEST EVA!!!!!!!!!!
AmiSparkles, until the day you learn to type a full sentence with little to no grammar/spelling mistakes, and you prove to me that you have somewhat of an appreciation towards any works of literature other than Twilight, the only way your comments impact me would be the bump on my forehead after having met with the desk in front of me.
AmiSparkles, I'm pretty sure you've killed a full brain worth of brain cells with every comment you post. And typing misspelled words that don't make sense in all caps with an obnoxious amount of unnecessary punctuation at the end doesn't exactly help your case of how intelligent you are.
Oh and AmiSparkles, I do understand your "holee (holy, took me a month to figure that word out) bux". I actually read all the way up to maybe a third of the way through Breaking Dawn. Did I like the series? Actually, I did like them my first time reading them. Did I try reading them a second time? Yes, I did. How far did I get? Not even halfway through the first book. I realized that I would have to wait hundreds of pages for some real action to actually kick in, Stephenie Meyer is afraid to say the word "sex", and the plot doesn't start until the last one-hundred pages or so. Twilight is okay, until you analyze it.
It's hard to tell if the OP is a troll or actually a T********* fan because of how stupid the actual fans are. I can't tell what's more pathetic, that more than half the comments are from the OP or that they Write Like This, as if trying to emphasize some point that is lost on the rest of humanity. Twilight is meat for hellhounds, DA forever!
Read this :D LOL i love everyone with the AMPM/AVPS related comments/names and yea XD amazing musical
@ I Love Eclipse, I love you! You are so awesome! I'm also Team Edward. Glad to have you on my team. :)
^Silly fangirl, you need to learn what awesome means before you use it.
I can't help but wonder if this post is a joke or a retarded three year old wrote it.
Here are some corrections that a functioning human should be aware of:
I am known as the biggest 'Twi-Hard', because I put stories on here before I joined. I just started Eclipse, love it. My whole life revolves around Twilight. I have most of the merchandise, including a life size cutout of Bella (because I am straight), and I think about nothing else. Team Edward!
Whew, so many things wrong in such little writing. Here's what needs to be said:
Putting stories on a site before joining does not make you the biggest fan, claiming to be the biggest fan because of one piece of minute evidence surrounding your subject does not make you the best, it makes you wrong. I would also like to ask, how can you be the biggest fan of something if you haven't spent the time reading, watching etc. the whole thing? If your whole life revolves around Twilight, how can you not have read Eclipse yet, unless you are a very slow reader, which you probably because all Twilight fans are stupid. Having a cut out of a female movie star does not make your sexual orientation change, therefor saying "because I am straight," is moot. Finally, you cannot possibly think about nothing else, the human brain (even a Twilight fans brain) is far more complex than the literature of Stephanie Meyer.
I also face palmed many times because of your grammar, punctuation, spelling and all around composition of this post.
lol. i only get on this site to laugh at how loserish some people are.
i had to scroll through a bunch of crap about how amazing twilight is just so i can say how gay it is. the post wouldnt be that gay if u hadnt added the "team edward" at the end. some people are too obsessed. and i would love to slap whoever it was that said harry potter sucks. i am not one of the huge over obsessive fans (because then i would be a hypocrite) but you have to recognize a good book when you read one. idiots
Dear Lord, help these idiots on this website. They will need it if they ever want to be socially accepted.
Yo, dude. Easy on the caps. I might be able to actually read the damn post if you do.
Wow. You are a fucking IDIOT. Quit raping the shift key and maybe people wouldn't think of you as such a loser. I'm not making fun of you because you like Twilight- that's your preference. But seriously; learn some freaking grammar. Don't take Stephanie Meyer as your example- she is horrible with grammar. J.K. Rowling is also about a million times better than Stephanie Meyer at writing. Her characters are well developed with meaningful names and the stories have themes that come from mythology. Stephanie Meyer writes about sparkling vampires and their love drama. Harry Potter is working to overcome adversity and defeat evil. And Bella worries about having sex with Edward. So that's why J,K. Rowling is way better. You bet I'm a Twilight hater- and damn proud of it too. That's my opinion and you're welcome to your own.
If you are a guy and you are for real about this, your man cards are null and void.
Um, I would like to thank all of the Harry Potter Fans here. I support you all the way. To the Op: You suck. A lot. Please learn correct grammar and capitalization. I felt like my eyes had been raped by this atrocity that was put on the horrific excuse of a website. Please read Harry Potter. You'll be a better person for it.
@#1FuckTwilight Ah, so relieving to see fellow Harry Potter fans here :) Isn't it so much better written than Twilight? :) Male Twilight fans though lol Truth be told, they must be gay. That book is a major atrocity and just fueling the fire for more grammatically challenged, hormonal, desperate teen girls and now in this case boys. Please come to your senses and read something about real vampires who can't be set in expensive jewelry or something like Harry Potter or another book that doesn't suck :)
Jeez, people. Why Do You Type Like This? This is a clear sign of your possible mental retardation. and yay! pat yourself on the back, you're the biggest Twilight fan ever (despite the fact you just started reading Eclipse (and I have read and seen all the movies and books, because I believe in order to talk about something, you need to have read or reviewed about it properly so you actually know what you're talking about). I'd also question your sexual orientation, and having a cut-out of a female actress doesn't categorize whether or not you are homosexual, heterosexual, or bisexual. Please, if you're going to spew how much you love Twilight, at least try to connect it into proper, coherent sentences so everyone can actually read it. I'm not trying to bash your love of Twilight, because you like what you like and there's honestly not really a way around it. If you want to express how you enjoy something, or even love it, maybe try to get your point across in a clear, concise way. Thank you:) And maybe try out Harry Potter? The events and characters are developed and it's about triumph and adversary over evil, while Twilight is actually just a series of events that occur between the main characters.
Wait. How can you like twilight and be straight? The two just don't connect. You confuse me greatly.MLIA.
UHHH i have gay friends who bash twilight thats sick, bella is a cannibal!! she chews her lip!!!
1) Please, for the sake of humanity, learn how to use proper grammar and spelling.
2) Team Edward? Uhmm I think you mean TEAM CEDRIC!!!
3) You're lammmeee.
4) I used to like twilight. Then I realized it was stupid. Ya wanna know why? HARRY POTTER > TWILIGHT.
Dude, saying you're straight after mentioning you're obsessed with Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" and that your entire being revolves around her book is an oxymoron.
Why Does Everyone On This Website Type Like This? It's Stupid. Team Eragon FTW.
Avada Kedavra. Learn some grammar.
@ #1TwilightHater- Me and me family think of Avatar the same way! Anyway, I Love Eclipse, I hate you. You're an idiot piece of trash. Go die in a hole.
1. None of the "actors" in the "movie" can act.
2. I read these books in high school, and guess what? I didn't sit around fingering my ass to it like you fucktards.
3. All the derpa fans, need to go jump off a very high cliff. If you survive, crawl to the top and do it again.
ok i agree that twilight is just another love triangle story, but it was a great book. the movie ruined it, and the actors in the book are different compared to the movie. i absolutly hated books until i read the twilights and now i am the biggest book worm.
@ I Love Eclipse- How Much Trouble Are You Putting Into Typing Like This? Seriously, that took me like, five minutes.
@ I Love Eclipse- well i don't like harry potter but i defintly don't like twilight either, in fact i dislike them both equally, but how can you say
"Harry Potter Turned My Off Of Books I Mean How Can A Writer Write Books That R So Pointless."
one story is about witches and wizards and snakes and what not, when the other is about vampires and werewolves. hmmmmm, sounds REAL similar to me.
If this post is serious, then that is really sad...if Twilight is all you can think about then you SERIOUSLY need to get a life.
And I agree that it looks stupid to Type Everything Like This.
Oh yes... I know a male tw*l*ght fan who claims to be straight... yet he makes pouty faces in the mirror, is always claiming Team Douchebag(Edward) is the best and that Jacob is misunderstood, he also had never been able to attract a girl and he is already 18. Straight? No... sexually confused. HARRY POTTER AND VAMPIRE KNIGHT :)
Well, I'm on team Voldemort, forget tw*l*ght
Straight? Well you had me fooled!
im sorry, but you contradicted yourself by saying you were straight and that you liked twilight. given the evidence at hand, i would say there is more supporting your homosexuality than there is your alleged heterosexuality.
I love HP and a whole lot of over books I read he twilight series and I think if In the hands of a skilled writer it would have been a great novel. Never up to he standards of HP or the Hunger Games but it wouldn't have been so hated. Comparing HP and twilight is pointless because one is about love and he other is about right and wrong and friendship. Try comparing the Pretty little liars serious to the Hunger Games because they both are young adult fiction. It's insane! Sure Stephanie didn't give her characters flaws but it's because she craves the perfect world and didn't want to have this book published the original manuscript to twilight was short and a total smut novel and Bella became a vampire right away. it was only because she was force by the publishing company did she have to use Twilight. Harry Potter was written and planed for years! Twilight was not! And if it matters I have a Dumbledore puppet pals stuffed person which is just as weird as a damn cut out.
Also when I read about imprinting was I the only one who thought it had something todo with having a wank near that person?
wait, so what's this about US not having a life?
ahaha twilight is so lame! if a "straight" guy is team edward, a girl makes out with her dog, and a 100 year old pedophile gay fairy is a "vampire" then you guys obviously don't know shit!
Ok, how is the OP a straight guy? If it IS a guy (which I highly doubt) then he's definitely gay ("Team Edward!!!!!"... WTF?) Also, no guy in his right mind even LIKES Twilight, much less is its "biggest fan"... leading me to my point that this is probably written by some "clever" girl between the ages of 9 and 13. Seriously, people, I only came here for a laugh. Get off here and get on over to AverageWizard, there you'll find some MUCH better addicts.
Anyway, we can see how T******t has messed with your brain, because you post capitalizing Every Single Word In The Sentence.
i love all you twilight haters!!!!!!!!! team coco
Okay seriously, this is really sad. Your whole life revolves around a fictional, poorly written story? I won't even get to the story right now. There's a such thing as liking something too much. What can you do with your life that centers around Twilight? What jobs are there going to be when you're grown up and Twilight will be a thing of the past? You need to get a better perspective on your life so you don't end up a 40 year old virgin that's still living with his parents and jacking off to your life-size cut-out of Bella.
you t******t fans need help. youre obsessed with a guy who sparkles and watches you when you sleep
Wait...what? I didn't know guys likes tw*l*ght...not that all girls do >.<
I don't know what to...Ohhhh, he must be single...
Harry Potter Is The Shit In The Toilet. And I Will Never Stop Typing Like This Ever Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harry Potter Turned My Off Of Books I Mean How Can A Writer Write Books That R So Pointless. It Makes Me Want To Throw Up Every Time I Even Think About It.
Ummmmm, realize how stupid you sound yet?
Okay I would just like to say... I am in FUCKING LOVE with all of u who are twilight haters AND Harry potter lovers... So pretty much MLIAers am I right? Hahaha and I freaking love you guys...
Okay I would just like to say... I am in FUCKING LOVE with all of u who are twilight haters AND Harry potter lovers... So pretty much MLIAers am I right? Hahaha and I freaking love you guys...And BTW I love how this twilight fan site turned into a Harry potter meeting room to talk about how shitty twilight is
P.S. Shut your fucking mouth that says nothing but shit and go eat a person... Yes that's what real vampires do... NOT FUCKING SPARKLE DUMBSHIT! Soneone has GOT to inform the creator of these horrible books that vampires are fucking scary not sparkly! What a dumb ass I guess her original character Bella falls in love with is a fairy and mixed vampire and fairy in her tiny ass brain if hers.
Ahah I must say. These comment arguments are entertaining. Okay, first off. I do like Twilight, I'm not obsessed but I thought the books were alright. I will admit that I started watching the movies because of Robert Pattinson (who was originally Cedric Diggory. Which is why I like him.) I'm not going to defend the series here though. Why? Because you bad mouthed Harry Potter. Harry Potter is, and always will be, the shit. Not in the bad way like you so rudely pointed out, but in the "Holy fuck this book fucking rocks" way. Twilight will NEVER live up to the glory that is Harry Potter. And if you think that it will surpass Harry Potter in any way whatsoever, you may as well dig your own grave and prepare for your place in hell. J.K. Rowling spent over a decade writing those beautifully written books that are basically the basis for every person's childhood, including mine (I'm a 17 year old girl and have been reading HP since I was about six.) and she doesn't deserve to be bashed by some Edward loving Twitard. Just because you don't have the capacity to read something that's more intelligent than a sparkling 109 year old dead guy dating a less than average, self loathing, twitching girl with an inferiority complex, doesn't mean it's shit. It just means that you're stupid and don't know a good, well written story with a moral AND good values even if it were to slap you in the face. I'm disappointed in you. You call yourself a man? If all you think about is Twilight than maybe you should cut off your penis and add a 'wo' in front of your supposed gender. Buck up, bro. Be a true man.
I've added my opinion :) made an account specifically for posting this comment. Rock on Harry Potter fans. Keep staying true. FOR HOGWARTS!!!
Woohoo! Go MLIAers!!! I love how so many of us have infiltrated every single post on this website! Yet they haven't even closed down this website yet like they did with My Life is Justin Bieber... I guess we just gotta keep working on it, then!
-The Fifth Marauder (and also the first 4, Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, & Prongs)
MLIA is how I found this stupid, pointless site. lol I love how we verbally fuck everybody on these sites. Ahah I helped with the shutting down of MLIJB. GO MLIA!!!!!!
guys....just thought id say something: even robert pattinson doesn't like twilight....don't u think that means something??
@DAMemberCourtney lol There was really a MLIJB? I'm glad we killed it....
Other than that, I'd simply like to point out that I thought Vampires were cool until they acquired sparkly skin. That kind of killed them for me.... But from the beginning there was no doubt Harry Potter was better.
You twilight ransacked are a bunch of no life losers. A guy likes twilight? SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!
@MadEyeMoody Yeah there was. Lol it was lame. Just like this one does. I admit, the Twilight story is okay. But I take Harry Potter over it any day.
I'm from MLIA. I don't like the Twilight books and I prefer Harry Potter. However, I feel ashamed to be a Harry Potter fan when people infiltrate sites dedicated to another series merely to mock said series. It brings disgrace to Harry Potter fans when they waste their time insulting and bad-mouthing someone merely because they had a different opinion than a Potter fan. You think it's hilarious, but when a Twilight fan mocks Harry Potter, you think that the Twilight fan is an idiot, and you do not hesitate to tell them that you think so. That, my friends, is called hypocrisy. Don't you realize that Twilight fans are human beings? With the same amount of emotions, desires, and feelings that you have? Maybe even more? And haven't you noticed that there are few - if any - Twilight fans insulting the Harry Potter fans that have invaded the Twilight fan site merely to mock them? (There are some, but they appear to be trolls, using bad grammar to make the Twilight fans look incompetent) I suggest you discuss your hatred of Twilight on a "Harry Potter is far superior to Twilight" fan page. It will not be difficult to find, trust me.
pick up a harry potter book, im pretty sure youll learn many more words AND better literature, oh and uh, also, that life-size cut-out thing when youre a "male" is sorta creepy(:
pick up a harry potter book, im pretty sure youll learn many more words AND better literature, oh and uh, also, that life-size cut-out thing when youre a "male" is sorta creepy(:
pick up a harry potter book, im pretty sure youll learn many more words AND better literature, oh and uh, also, that life-size cut-out thing when youre a "male" is sorta creepy(:
pick up a harry potter book, im pretty sure youll learn many more words AND better literature, oh and uh, also, that life-size cut-out thing when youre a "male" is sorta creepy(:
That's actually pathetic... your whole life revolves around it and it's all you think about?
WOW and it's not even a good book... I agree with #145, pick up a good book for once.
Just out of curiosity... HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET ENOUGH VOTES??? I MEAN, BACK AT MLIA, WE HAVE NINJAS AND DINOSAURS AND YOU HAVE COMMERCIALIZED MERCHENDISE MADE. BY. SOME OLD RICH LADY. SERIOUSLY, I BET STEPHANIE MEYER REGRETS EVER WRITING THIS BOOK BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
@ThisWebsiteMakesMeSick: hear, hear. On Average Wizard, too - you need to have a good story for it to be posted.
@I Love Eclipse: If you're leaving, as you've claimed on every post that I've seen, why are you still posting? I pretty much leapt for joy when I saw you were leaving. *sadface*
"Because I Am Straight"
Are you sure?
You need to get a life and a gilrfriend. and all this people on this STUPID website need to get a life. my life is average is a much better website. MLIA NOT my life is twilight.
I'm a little late with this comment, but @DAMemberCourtney, up at #136, good job helping us shut it down! *high fives you over the internet* I think I might have had a part in that too :P
@The Fifth Marauder Ha! Thank you for the high five!!! :D I take great joy in shutting down things like this that don't belong in this world. Don't get me wrong, people can have whatever obsessions they want, but there is a limit. And the limit for me is when a Twitard insults a book that they have never even read.
Am I the only one who thinks that ILoveEclipse is a troll? It just seems impossible to be that stupid.
HP has so much more meaning to it than Twilight. It's morals, plot (something in which Twilight has nothing of), better use of words (Edward is "Perfect", "godlike", "incandescent", and "like a marble Adonis statue". We get it, Stephenie. "chagrined is a verb not an adjective, Stephenie. You're using it wrong.) characters, setting and creativity (JKR created her own world where the reader can truly immerse hemself in it, and she did her research.) Twilight has so many plotholes its "holier" than George in the Deathly Hallows.
hehe.. "Geddit Fred? I'm HOLEY"
@I Love Eclipse - you are a very sad person. Twilight is pretend, it is not real, and the books are all about abusive, pedophilic and other extreamly nasty relationships. Grow up and don't bash books that you have never ever read.
@AmiSparkles - you are one sick, sick person. I have taken a look at your profile and it looks like you a) have one heck of a obsession (which is not healthy) and b) are trying to create a Cult. Don't make cults, they are sick. Grow up, talk to a Psychologist and read normal books.
@DAMemberCourtney: Lol you're welcome :) And I completely agree, when someone like I Love Eclipse cusses out an awesome book series that he's probably never even read... Well, people like that really don't deserve to have their own website (especially considering it's just a rip-off of MLIA). Oh, and @LoonyLuna33: Haha that last part just cracked me up.
dude... its a book/movie get over it. and despite my name i have nothing against twilight except for the stupid twitards
@The Fifth Marauder Exactly. It's yet to be shut down though, which is sad. lol some people need lives. Like seriously. The fact that this site only has a handful of posts, is proof of its failure. @LoonyLuna33 That part made me laugh a lot. Even in the book. I just watched part one in the theater for a second time the other day. I can't wait until part two comes out. Though that's going to be sad too. The end of the first part was sad :( Poor Dobby.
Wtf? I thought I posted another comment, but it's not here! Well anyway, I agree with pretty much everything you just said, DAMemberCourtney. & yes, HPatDH Part 2 is gonna be a blast! But yeah, some parts will be sad (like Fred dying). I just about cried when Dobby died (and I'm a guy) :(
This is an essay I wrote for a 7th grade English class- please be nice in your comments, there may be some mistakes. I just want your opinions. I know that some paragraphs are not as strong as the others.
Twilight vs. Harry Potter
"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good." -Stephen King. King’s quote caused controversy among fans of the Twilight series. Harry Potter and Twilight have been compared to each other many times. They are both very popular series directed at a teenage audience, but Jo Rowling’s writing puts her above Stephanie Meyer in terms of overall quality. There are similarities between the books, but the differences are more prominent.
J.K. Rowling’s writing style is very different from that of Stephanie Meyer. J.K.R uses beautiful figurative language to draw readers into the story. She has the ability to make people laugh, cry, and feel suspense while reading her books. These are all qualities that great writers possess. Stephanie Meyer’s writing is full of clichés and overused adjectives. This does not provoke any emotions in the reader. The plot of Twilight is also very unoriginal. There are many love stories about vampires, but Harry Potter is the only one of its kind. J.K. Rowling’s prolific writing makes Harry Potter a much more enjoyable book to read than Twilight.
The film adaptations of the two series are extremely different. In Harry Potter, the crew did an incredible job bringing the magical world to life. They stayed true to the book, which always makes for a good movie. The cast is exceptional, and they seem to grow with their characters as the films progress. Twilight attempts to create an intense, dramatic effect in the movies, but they unfortunately failed miserably. The actors are not capable of more than three facial expressions, and everything, even the soundtrack, is laughable. The Harry Potter film franchise set high standards and met them, while Twilight fell short.
The characters in Twilight and Harry Potter are as different as they could possibly be. In Harry Potter, they are deep and very complex. A perfect example of this is Severus Snape. The reader never truly knows if he is servant to Dumbledore or Voldemort until the very last book. Also, they are relatable throughout most of the story. Readers can identify with Harry as he experiences things that normal teenagers face, plus the responsibility of single-handedly defeating Voldemort. In Twilight, the characters are shallow and one-dimensional. Everything that you need to know about them is revealed ten chapters into the first book, Twilight. Bella is weak, she is nothing without Edward. When Ginny Weasley’s boyfriend Harry Potter left her, she stayed strong and did her part to help him. When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she went to go cliff jumping because she “needed an adrenaline rush.” Edward is overprotective of Bella, and he stalks her obsessively. These people do not spark any interest in the reader compared to Rowling’s electrifying characters. The characters in Harry Potter are much more well-written and original that the Twilight characters.
Harry Potter and Twilight have both been successful, but Harry Potter is the winner out of the two. Jo Rowling’s writing style, creative characters, and even the film adaptations of her books are far better than Stephanie Meyer’s. There are similarities between the two, but they are not as easily distinguishable as the differences. As Albus Dumbledore says to Harry, “It is not how you are alike, but how you are not.”
Sorry, it didn't put the paragraph breaks in the post above.
@The Fifth Marauder Oh goodness! I did cry! My friend Donald looked over at me and was like ".... are you crying?" My only defense was "Shut up!!! It's sad!!!!!" then I went back to crying like the emotional girl I am. Haha I'm not looking forward to the sad parts in HPatDH part two. We lose so many more characters in that. Even the part of Fred dying in the book made me cry. Cause it says something like "The ghost of his last laugh was left on his face". How much more sad can it get than that? :( I'm so excited for the movie though. Part one comes out on DVD in April!!! Okay, I've decided you are awesome. Haha :) If you want to add me to Facebook, you can. I feel that much more lame and like I should burn my eye sockets every time I come here to even reply to fellow MLIAers. Haha my name is Courtney Turk. Feel free to search me.
@DAMemberCourtney: Haha that's nothing to be ashamed of, it was a very sad part! :( & yeah, Fred dying... I'm really not looking forward to that, the Weasley twins are 2 of my favorites! I agree, just reading about Fred dying (and also Dobby) just completely made me wanna cry (& yeah, I think you got that quote right). Part 1 comes out in April?! Woohoo!! Too bad it couldn't come out in February or March so I could get it for my birthday (March 1). Haha I FIND you to be rather awesome, too! I do have a Facebook & sure, I can add you if you want! The name's Sam Brunner. (& haha I agree, coming here, even to talk to fellow MLIAers & Average Wizards (mainly you & lunaandtheloonies) could probably compare to being under the Cruciatus Curse, this site is that bad)
@The Fifth Marauder There are about five hundred bazillion Sam Brunners on Facebook. haha There are probably a ton of me too D: You'll know me though, I'm wearing a blue plaid shirt. haha I dislike coming on here, makes me want to throw my laptop into a ravine and run away screaming. Someone the other day was talking about Twilight and this site, and said something about trying to shut Average Wizard down. haha not gonna happen. We're too powerful.
@DAMemberCourtney: Ah yes, I think I found you. Lol look for a friend request from a Sam Brunner with brown hair, glasses, & a gray shirt! Haha I completely agree, a site as pathetic as this shutting down Average Wizard? There's a better chance of me becoming Minister for Magic!
Haha... I cant believe that Harry Potter fans are trying to put down Twilight fans. Really, you are going to fight over fictional worlds. If you dont like the Books or Movies, then dont. But dont try to bring others down for something that they like. You may not agree or like the plot but that is you, not me, or any other Twilight fan. As you can see you wont get anyone to change there minds. I personally dont care for Harry Potter but doesn't mean that I can't see how someone else can like or even love it. So why cant you let Twilight fans have there fun?
Seems like your shift key got a spazz attack.
@The Fifth Marauder You made me realize that you guy are not putting down Twilight or "fans" but the crazy Twi-hards and I really do think that they need to be brought back into reality.
^ Thank you very much for understanding. That really all that a lof of us are doing here (btw, sorry for any spelling errors: I am SO out of it right now, I'm surprised I can even type at all...)
I went on this site because I thought it was fake. I joined this site because I wanted to comment. I have a real and extremely serious question! I do not want to come off as offensive, but really? Are you all serious? Or is this a joke? Because really, it isn't that good. The book has grammatical errors, she is repetitive... I admit I enjoyed them, but not THAT much....
Why Do You Type Like This. It's gramaticly (spelling) incorrect and just plain annoying.
I bet these AMAZING Harry Potter fans and Twilight haters come from the original site of MLIA. I'm loving how they are completely winning the fight!
Thanks to you many many many smart people are making money off you.
Odd that people are convinced that Harry Potter is worse than Twilight. Need I point out, that while Harry Potter had a multitude of battle scenes, the large climactic moment in TWILIGHT ended so abruptly it seemed as if Stephenie Meyer got bored with her own story. Also, while many likable characters died in Harry Potter, making it realistic for the amount of trouble Harry went through, not ONE likable main character dies in Twilight. Harry Potter is the story of a young boy who must mature enough through many struggles to eventually overcome a great evil, whereas Twilight is the story of a one-dimensional girl who has to make the choice between bestiality and necrophilia. I'm sorry, but I think it should be easy to distinguish which is better.
Yo, twitards. I admit that I'm Team Jacob (Mama Umbridge loves Taylor Hot-ner (; ) but see, what you all are doing is saying not to hate on a book that deserves hating and you're hating on an actual piece of literature. And using horrible grammar. And for the guys on here, if you like Twilight, it just means you are gay. Not in the derogatory way. The real way. And twitards, may I just say, that because Edward has no blood running through his veins, he can't get an erection, and so the two main characters could not have had sex. Fantasize about that.
About the Harry vs. Edward thing: real men don't sparkle. Real men defeat dark wizards. 'Nuff said.
Bella vs. Hermione: let's just say, when the love of Hermione's life left her (whom she had known for a long time and gotten to know), she continued to search the world in order to find the key to defeating the dark lord. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up into a fetal position for months, then jumped off a cliff and made out with a dog. A sexy dog, but still.
And @teamjoewalker up there: You like the dress? ;D
remember guys, we can 'speak our mind, but please try to be respectful'. Does anyone else find the fact that the creators of this site had to ask people to be respectful and nice? I do. I also find it funny that, even though most readers of Twilight are teenagers (who are in high school, mind you) can stand the butchering of literature that occurred in this saga. Not only is the plot line bad, but the grammar!
If you read the early replies of the author (of this MLIT), you'll see that, not only did he throw a shit-fit, but he misspelled nearly half his words! And capitalized every single one of them! Sometimes I wonder if Twilight has in fact stupefied our generation.
^ Yep, grammatically-challenged books like Twilight tend to affect the mind state of the person reading it. It's sad...
Oh, and to all witches and wizards that are reading this: I am part of a group that's trying to defeat the sparklepyres & lock them up in the booby-trapped Gringotts vaults. But in order for this to work, we need to learn Occlumency. So if there are any Occlumens reading this (or anyone who knows any Occlumens), please come to the #2 Top Post (about the U.S. Department of Magical Affairs). We are counting on your help to make the world a better place for wizards/witches and Muggles alike!
I love how most of the names on here are from Harry Potter :p. Team Tylers Van
Okay, guys. Does anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres. If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
I used to be like this.... then I got a life and read Harry Potter. You should too, I learned how to use proper grammar too. And it widened my vocabulary, seriously. Harry Potter's a hell of a lot better, read the books. They're great. The movie's are awesome too.
@teamidontgiveacrap : You rock, I'm in.
^ Shouldn't that be directed to percyjackson, not teamidontgiveacrap? Unless you're referring to something other than the sparklepyre fight. But if you are, then awesome! Welcome to the alliance!
Yay! A guy that romanticizes a book series that is based entirely on the fact that Edward Cullen wants to bone Bella Swan and then rip her fucking head off and suck her dry until she crumples like a Capri-Sun package. I wonder if he also thinks it OK to blame is significant other for things that go wrong in his life by saying things such as "If you weren't so frustrating I wouldn't have lost my job", or "if you had done the dishes, I wouldn't have punched you in the face". I also wonder if the OP romanticizes suicide the way that Stephenie Meyer does in New Moan, I also wonder if the OP has any idea how foul it is when a 17 year old boy says the things like "I can't wait for you to get older so I can have sexual relations with you". That is considered child-grooming, I'm not sure if you understand a concept as complex as that; what with you reading the Shitelight series and all. I wonder if the OP also thinks it's OK to be a bad boyfriend in other ways, such as controlling the girl's every movement, consistently calling her to find her location, nagging her every moment of every day, overreacting when you see her talking to another guy..ETC! Do you think it's OK for a female to have exactly ZERO equality in a relationship? Do you understand that this isn't Europe in the Medieval Times, but it is the 21st century in which women are not longer treated like cattle, but as real human beings? How can you treat this book like it is your own little relationship bible, when it has no real understanding of real life relationships? I'm not even beginning to scratch the surface of everything that is wrong with this series, there is a ton of information out there that tells you everything you need to know about the grammar and the word usage as well as the errors in the severely fucked up plot. See ARZIM'S REBUTTALS and REASONINGWITHVAMPIRES.
"Biggest Twilight fan and you have a life size cut out of bella because your straight" yeah you're not fooling anyone......
o.k. I made an account just so I could say this: no straight guy likes twilight
I agree! No straight person likes Twilight.
JULY 15!!!!!!! :) MIDNIGHT. BE THERE.
Team Spock, dude.
-Live long in prosper-
Team Harry Potter all the way. seriously, get a life. twilight it the lamest thing ever.
harry potter is liek totes stupidz! liek notin liek twilight! cuz he liek sparkles! and bella is liek so pretty! and jacob is liek soooooo hot
And that's what you sound like. Oops! I mean liek.
It must be sincerely hard to Write Like This because it would take me about 10 minutes less to rewrite what you think without using horrible capitalization. I applaud you for thinking you are still straight after reading Twilight. You can say "Life Size Cutout Of Bella(Because I Am Straight) And I Think About Nothing Else" but you ruin this by ending with "Team Edward!!!!!" If you seriously think about nothing else other than Twilight, then you should consider getting mental help. This is not healthy for a man to obsess over a poorly written book, and that your whole life revolves around it. This is just depressing and sad.
I would like to point out that I will not bring Twilight lovers down. If you noticed, I did capitalize "Twilight" because it is a published book, and all proper nouns should be capitalized. I just want the sick, crazy fans to realize, that there is so much more in literature then necrophilia, beastility, and pedophilia. When we say "pedophilia" we are referring to Jacob's illicit thoughts about a child.
OP, please go back to the fifth grade and learn how to properly capitalize. You also need help for your obsession. Maybe see a shrink? ~*~Mischief Managed~*~
I Think I Understand Why You Are Typing In This Absurd Manner
Kanaya Is That You
I bet I know how many friends you have. 1, that life size cutout of Bella:/
Once Again, Every Word Doesn't Have To Be Capitalized. It just looks stupid.
@I Love Eclipse. You are among the dumbest of the Twitards. Seriously, you can't even condense your posts into a damn paragraph, you call people that don't like the books "Fat and ugly", and you are in love with a worthless piece of cardboard. *gasp* If you were on the Nowhere Islands, I would have you excuted *cough cough* in the most brutal fashion!! *wheeze*
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