Today at work I saw a guy that looked like Peter Facinelli (Carslie). I was about to ask him to bit me. MLIT!
Ok... that's just creepy.
That's sooo funny. It's not creepy #1. She didn't actually ask him to bite her. She just said she wanted to, like a joke.
I just saw your name paramore93! I love Paramore!!!! They are one of my favorite bands. Haley Williams is so amazing! :)
I love paramore too!! And I mean, way back before twilight. They're one of the few bands that I get the cd and love EVERYTHING on it. Also, if I knew a guy who looked like Peter Facinelli, I would def be planning a way to get him alone for a bite, lol. DILF!
WTF is wrong with you people? (I agree with you #1)
I saw a guy that looked like Peter the other day!! I thought the same thing!! He's def a DILF. LOL
U know ppl who dont like twilight ar f*cking idiots and dont ave a f*cking life thats y they come on our website and try to destroy us but its not workin so go kiss sombody go on a different website and get a life. (213)210-1826
"You know people who don't like Twilight are f*ucking idiots and don't have a f*ucking life. That's why they come on our website and try to destroy us but it's not working so go kiss (?) somebody on a different website and get a life." There you go, rockergirl. I fixed your sentence. You must have had a seizure or something while you were typing. By the way, a person who takes their cardboard cut-out of a FICTIONAL character to prom is the one who has no life.
@you're all psycho I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME?
yuuuuum, I love me some PFach! :))
Aww, Peter might be my favorite in the cast. He's so sweet! And yes indeed - HOT!!
I love Peter too! I like how he seems so into his character. I read that he did all this extra research on Carlisle to make sure he played him accurately. That is dedication!
'you...try to destroy us but its not workin so go kiss sombody go on a different website and get a life. (213)210-1826'
Dear rockergirl: Nice profile...you can't even spell Los Angeles, and you LIVE there? how dumb are you? By the way, us 'destroyers' CAN ACTUALLY KISS SOMEBODY...because people would actually want us to. Not like you people. Is that your phone number? Do I dare to prank-call it?
O_O oh my.. seriously, you could just say you think hes attractive. But you had to get all creepy about it. NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO TWILIGHT!!!!
Thank you Potter>Cullen!!!
@Potter>Cullen- Um, ya it does. Did you get lost on your way to average wizard....this is MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT- the fucking point is to relate things to Twilight you ass hole
@all the Twilight haters on this website. I totally respect your decision to like Harry Potter and not like Twilight. That's all you. But like "TeamRobsten" said, this is clearly a website for people who like Twilight. You say we have no life, and while I'm not claiming I'm the coolest kid ever I am going to point out that you are on here too. We are on here because it's a hobby, and it's fun. You are on here because you have nothing better to do but be rude to people via internet. Little cowardly, don't you think? Maybe someday you'll grow a pair, and grow up.
Well said kabybaby, well said. :)
I am so with you kaybaby. The haters on this site are the biggest cowards. I mean really? You're going to bully complete strangers because they like something you don't. I hope they know how immature and ridiculous they sound.
I personally think you should check into a mental hospital. TEAM HARRY POTTER I want someone to cast a crucio curse on twilight :)
^ oooh yaa, you should. Go ahead curse away, see how much that helps...
Mmm, wow, that's fantastic. Has a shrine appeared yet?
I wish Harry Potter would just go and do the killing curse on edward and bella already..
that wouldnt get you fired at all.harassing innocent people that just happen to look like actors.i feel really bad for him and anyone else that looks like twilight actors. MLINT
@mylifeisveryharrypotter- epic win dude ;)
DOES ANYONE BESIDES ME NOTICE THAT TWILIGHT IS REALLY LIKE A DISNEY VERSION OF TRUBLOOD?!?!
Wow, don't you realize how ridiculous you people sound? "I want someone to cast a crucio curse on twilight" You all do know that Harry Potter, like Twilight, isn't real, right? I hate to stoop to your low, low levels but you people are quantifiable freaks. Oh, and just so you know-I like Harry Potter too, I'm just not a jerk about it. I go to all the midnight showings to the movies and all that jazz. I just realize that it's fake, like Twilight.
Oh and since you guys seem to be having a hard time differentiating between fantasy and reality I thought I should let you know...Santa isn't real. Sorry.
paramore is bomb, but you CAN'T be a MLIT if ur a Parafan, sorry, it's the rules
Okay. First of all, you misspelled "Carlisle". I mean, what kid of fan are you that you misspell one of the main characters names? I don't even LIKE the book and I know how it's spelled. (Before you Twi-hards get butt hurt, I have read the book. I just don't like it.) Second, you misspelled "bite". Just saying.
Hey, my butt is not hurt. Like I said, I don't mind at all if you don't like the books. And I respect your decision even more now that you say you've read the books. Way to go you. But before you go making fun of people for misspelling things you might want to spell check what you write. You said "kid" instead of the intended word "kind". I mean, I'm just saying...you're point would have been made even better if you hadn't made such a stupid mistake like that. Oh and @twi=poserpotter just so you know-Haley from Paramore is a HUGE Twilight fan. She's the reason they were on the Twilight soundtrack...TWICE. So maybe you can't be a Potter fan and love Paramore?
kaybaby: We're here because it's fun too!! We just get our fun from trolling. And the twihards give out their share of "you have no life" too, so that argument is invalid. I also can't "grow a pair" because, being a female, I have what is called a VAGINA. And you might want to realise that whenever somebody says "crucio twilight" it's a joke... We do realise that it's fake, because we're sane.
Ok, first if of all so called twilight fans, it is carlisle, learn to spell the own objects of you obsession. And I have read all the twilight book and it is a nice series, but come on! You cant compare a couple of sparkling so called vampires with a whole society of wizards and witches. Harry Potter is THE BEST BOOK AND MOVIES EVER get it into you! And it is actually pathetic that someone would actually live their life comparing everyone to Twilight! Come on, yeah he looks like peter Faccinelly, BIG DEAL! HE IS NOT IN TWILIGHT NOR HE WILL EVER BE BECAUSE TWILIGHT DOESNT EXIST!!
Mmmm, ok. Yeah that all sounds good... Except is Facinelli not Faccinelly. As I said before, when people are going to make fun of people's spelling it really does make it more effective when you make sure you spell everything right. Oh and "bookwork_13"-grow a pair happens to be an expression you apparently aren't familiar with. Sorry, I'll try and keep it simple. I also said, that I didn't claim to have some really popular, super cool life. I just know the difference between having fun on a website every once in a while and having no life and making fun of people on websites because they have nothing better to do. You said that when people say "Crucio Twilight" it's a joke...have you thought about the fact that maybe a lot of this is a joke? Yeah, she may have been serious. But a lot of these, I'd be willing to bet, are half serious/half joking. So maybe you guys should get the hell off of here and leave people alone. Go find an "I hate Twilight" website (I'm sure there are plenty) and complain to your hearts content. Oh and saying, " Harry Potter is THE BEST BOOK AND MOVIES EVER get it into you!" is one of the most ridiculous statements I've heard in a while (not to mention, grammatically incorrect). It's called OPINION. I have mine (obviously) and you have yours (even more obviously) so go display your opinion somewhere a little more appropriate. And thank you for stating that Twilight doesn't exist, tori8080. It's funny, I seem to remember saying that exact thing myself a few posts ago...Hmmm, oh yeah! I did. We know it's not real. We're not retarded. And she never said she DID go up to that guy. She said she thought about it. Lots of people see people that remind them of movie stars and think about approaching them. It's not that weird.
@kabybaby: It's Twilight fans like you that make me smile. It's good to know that someone on this website isn't a complete idiot. Nice work, but really... I think you're taking this too seriously. Just take a deep breath and lets move on, shall we?
Sounds good to me. I don't mean to get so offensive, but I just hate it when I come on this website and it's trolled so badly. Moving on sounds fine to me...
@TexasAngel-We haters(in some cases like mine) do this to people who constantly wish for their miserable little lives to be like the Twilight series. Did that clear things for you, schweinhundt?
@waffenfabrik- Who is saying they want their lives to be just like Twilight? I'm wondering where you got this. I went back up to the top to see and sure enough...no one said that. LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE. I just said that I wanted to get over this nonsense but I'm not going to watch people be bullied on this site.
@TeamRobsten-Thanks, I'm just good with words. haha
@givemeabreak-Right back at ya! =)
TEAM ERIC NORTHMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WILL SCHOOL Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually read the books two years ago before they were popular. They sucked then, just like they suck now. Plus I had written a short story about a vamp named Jasper in 6th grade....and it took Stephenie Meyer like 30 yrs to decide she wanted to write crap fiction. Besides, my crap fiction was BETTER.
Ahem ahem! In case some people have yet to notice, this post is off limits. Yeah yeah yeah I know that you losers/jerks/kidswhowon'tmoveoutoftheirmother'sbasement will just move on to the next post but stay off of here. I want just ONE thread on here to be a place where people can say they actually LIKE Twilight. If you want to keep commenting hateful and ridiculous things then fine. But be warned, I don't plan to stop either.
Ahem ahem! In case some people have yet to notice, this post is off limits. Yeah yeah yeah I know that you losers/jerks/kidswhowon'tmoveoutoftheirmother'sbasement will just move on to the next post but stay off of here. I want just ONE thread on here to be a place where people can say they actually LIKE Twilight. If you want to keep commenting hateful and ridiculous things then fine. But be warned, I don't plan to stop either.
@kabybaby- OOOOOHHHH that's soooo scary WE"VE BEEN WARNED OH NO!!!! I might even be....*gasp*....COMMENTING HATEFUL AND RIDICULOUS THINGS!!! OH NO WHAT WILL I EVER DO WITH MYSELF!?!?!.....if you think that you posting 'this post is off limits' is actually going make people look your way, you are a total dipshit. Grow up and see what the world is really like and come back knowing there are no such thing as sparkly vampires.
Hey dipshit, I know Twilight's not real. I've said that, oh... only about five times on this one post alone. And it's funny that you say I need to "grow up and see what the world is really like" when you spend your time trolling on a Twilight website. Man, your social life must be something...
You're a freak. I wish you DID ask him so he could tell you what an idiot you sound like.
@kabybaby- In fact, yes I do have a social life. Cyber bloodsport is just a little amusing hobby of mine. I enjoy making fun of people (especially Twifags who have the thinnest skin in the world), and I would like it even more if I could see them cry when I tell them that their walking discoball hero isn't real. However, this is just a hobby. Also, I tell you to grow up and see what the world is really like because you actually think that posting 'this post is off limits' is actually going to make people do anything but laugh at you.
And maybe you should grow up and look at the world around you. Do you honestly think anybody is crying around here? We KNOW he's not real. Honestly, I've now said that one too many times. Oh and just so you know-thinking you have a social life and actually having one are two verrrrry different things.
@kabybaby- Well the owner of the #1TwilightHater account has just changed; I am the original owner's friend. However, I still agree with her (and yes she has friends because I am one of them, among many, many others). And I would have to say that purposely cutting yourself in hopes of a fictional character will come rescue you (I'm just going on what these posts say on this site) is a very interesting way of showing you know sparkly vampires don't exist. And no, *I* don't think that anyone is crying here, I just think it would bring even more amusment if there were. And I believe that my friend would know more about her own social life than you, a random person on the internet who probably lives a thousand miles away. And that's MY opinion of the previous argument, thank you. *bows while smiling sardonically*
^When has anybody said in all seriousness that they have literally cut themselves on purpose in hopes of meeting a fictional character??? Please, I would love to know.
Robert Pattinson is such a dirty, gross hobo that you can just TELL he would TOTALLY be the creepy dude breathing down your neck in a bus, and then you'd turn around and realize he was wanking. GROSS!!!
Lori- um, yeah, on this site that you're defending...posted by people you're defending...And knowing the collective personalities of the audience that likes Twilight, I'm pretty sure at least one person has. *shrugs*
^ respect. *high fives #1TwilightHater*
^return respect. *high fives ninjavspirate*
Oh my lord are you people are having like a high five party over here? Why don't you just go make out in a corner or something? You guys keep making things up. Why don't you go through this website and FIND where someone said they legitimately cut themselves in hopes of a vampire coming to their rescue. I'd even accept if they were going to cut themselves. But I bet you can't. And on the very slim chance you actually did I can guarantee you that they were KIDDING.
Ummm, Carlisle is spelled wrong, and the wrong tense is used, it should be bite, not bit.
Juss sayin'
We've already discussed this. We've moved past the grammatical and spelling errors.
kabybaby- I actually don't think we will go make out in a corner because we are not gay, unlike SOME shit on here. And saying 'Oh my lord ARE YOU PEOPLE ARE having LIKE a high five party over here?' is honestly as much as I can expect from a Twilight fan....a lame, forced retort to something that wasn't even trolling Twilight at the moment and horrific grammer. I was just saying that knowing the personalities of some Twilight fans on here (and those I know) I have no doubt that at least one of them out there has at least one time in their life.
kabybaby, If you don't start cutting yourselves then we're going to go over there and cut you.
@kakybaby: good work annoying the trolls.
@ninjavspirate: stop making those kind of comments
@author of this article: Sounds really cool, but I don't really think you should ask him to bite you. You might get hurt.
I asked someone to bite me and then I got rabies. MLIT! IM GONIG TO TURN INTO A SPARKLING WIZARD/ WEREWOLF WHA HA HA!
"kabybaby, If you don't start cutting yourselves then we're going to go over there and cut you"
Hmmmm hey ninjavspirate: Why would you ask me to cut myself? Is it because you do and you want to feel better about yourself? Or...is it because I'm actually succeeding in annoying you and you want me to go away? Or could it be that you're so truly pathetic (in life, not just on this post) that that's all you could think of to hurt my feelings (or whatever it was meant to do...scare me?)? Oh and I just want to ask real quick, why did you say, "cutting yourSELVES" when obviously there is only one of me? Just wondering...
^OR it could be communicating a desire to hurt all Twilight fans
@#62: That comment is inappropriate. Stop making hateful comments on the site. @kabybaby: Good work.
I'm so glad that everyone I know isn't as mentally insane as you dumb-asses. Twilight is a terrible insult to literature. It isn't even a book. It's shit on pages.
^ I happen to like Twilight.
@princesszelda: If it's such an insult to literature why are you wasting your so valuable time talking about this garbage when you could be doing more valuable things like I don't know...playing Zelda by yourself? Hey, I'm just here to help! And shit on pages? I don't know... that seems awful messy, I feel like I would have noticed that one of the five or six (I tend to lose count after all these times, I'm sure you know how that goes) that I've read through the series. Hm...I'll check again though and let you know.
hahah you say you are a twilight fan, yet you can't spell carslile correctly. which proves that the iq of twilight fans isn't really high.
@godpleaseno- You spelled Carlisle wrong. You're dumb. And now you seem even dumber because you tried to insult someone else's intelligence but really just cemented the fact that you are stupid. And have you ever heard of capitalization? It's a grand, grand thing.
@ShadowReaper1357- which is precisely why we are making fun of you..........
@#1TwilightHater- Which is precisely why we all think you're a bunch of pathetic assholes.
^But we don't care do we? I mean, think and say what you will but we're going to keep trolling and there is nothing you can do about it.
It's funny you say that because there is one tiny little thing I can do. I can reply. And as I think I have proven over the past few months, I will continue to do so. Oh and did you just admit that I can think and say what I will? As in, everybody can have there own opinion? As in, you just admitted that people CAN like Twilight because that clearly falls under "think and say what you will"? Interesting...
^Well of course, none of us are stopping you from liking Twilight. I'm simply saying that no matter how much you reply, there's nothing you can do to stop us from saying you're an airheaded dipshit
lolz. but thats creepy. and it might get you a restraining order. freak
And what, exactly, has let you on that I'm an airheaded dipshit? Could it be the fact that throughout this ridiculously long post I've corrected people's grammar and spelling numerous times? Or could it be the strong, intelligent points I've made arguing my side of this discussion? Just wondering... Oh and you forgot a period at the end of your sentence. Way to go, dipshit.
What's wrong with liking Twilight? I have something against Twilight, but nothing against the people who like Twilight (usually).
@kabybaby- I was using the word 'you're' as a collective term for all people who like twilight. And there's a huge difference from your finger not hitting the period key and writing like this: "lyk ohehmgee i lluuuuvvv twilight soooooo much!!!!111!!!!(one)!!". -----------@82- It's like saying "what's wrong with liking to fuck dead people? I mean, I GUESS it's kinda weird and shit, but seriously, the people who enjoy are totally normal, ya know?" ...yeah, no. Nice try.
You manage to get a job with your poor grammar skills? I hope my generation would do better. Oh wait, my generation received the full impact of the brain cell diminishing piece of crap you people call a book. The future is bleak, friends. The future is bleak.
The future IS bleak with assholes running rampant all over the internet. If we just got over the fact that some people like certain things while others like different things the world would be a MUCH simpler place.
i have to say... i completely adore your spelling. maybe if you read GOOD literature... like harry potter....
@kabybaby: Alright, time for me to say a few things (and I'm not trying to insult any of you, just trying to make a point). First off, I admit that there are some Twi-hards, like you, TeamRobsten, ShadowReaper, Lori, J.Jenks, etc. that are completely sane & are good at defending what they like. But then you see stories like "Today I made out with my Siberian Husky because he reminded me of Jacob", "Today my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him", "My boyfriend cut the brakes on my car!! MLIT!!!", "Today I realized my hair is brown just like Bella's! :D", etc... Oh, and then there's some commenters that are so messed up that you have to wonder whether or not they're just a troll. Like AmiSparkles, who aside from having abysmal spelling seems to be convinced that Twilight has its own religion worshipping the Cullens. Then there's OTD!!!!!!, who doesn't know how to use caps lock & exclamation points properly (she puts 10 exclamation points after almost each of her sentences). There's also rockergirl, who claims to like both Harry Potter & Twilight but she has insulted both of them a lot. And, there's I Love Eclipse, who aside from Typing Like This, loves to cuss at us just because we don't like Twilight (not to mention that he posts, like, 6 comments in a row without anyone else commenting in between). And these are just SOME of the examples of dangerously obsessed Twi-hards. & yeah, yeah, I know, Harry Potter has people like that too. But compare the stories here to Average Wizard stories. AW stories are mainly about "magical" moments in people's lives (please note the quotation marks around magical. Unlike a lot of you, we know magic doesn't exist). MLIT stories are about making out with dogs, breaking up with boyfriends because they aren't enough like Edward, WANTING someone to watch you sleep, looking for guys on motorcycles just to "see Edward's face", etc. In other words, they're about how these people are so obsessed with Twilight that they think it's real & relate EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF THEIR LIVES to it. Why do we make fun of you guys? Not because you like a different series than us. Because of how many obsessive Twi-hards you have (much more than any other fan base that I know about). Ok, I think I've made all my points for now. Again, I'm not trying to start World War 3 here, I'm just saying facts.
Btw, when I said "Unlike a lot of you, we know magic doesn't exist", I meant we know the themes of our series don't exist, but so many of the Twi-hards seriously believe that the characters in Twilight (among other things) do exist.
Ahhh it's refreshing to come on here and see people calmly and intelligently argue your points. Well said, all of you.
@teamidontgiveacrap: Lol thanks for catching that. However, I posted another comment just because I felt I needed to clear something up, while I Love Eclipse posts around 6 comments in a row that ALL have to do with yelling & swearing at the haters.
Lol true, it was rather ironic. Btw, that post 80, comment 21 that you've referred to in several posts? First of all, I read it and I gotta say, that was a rather impressive story (oh, and the guy that posted a story of his conversion from being a troll under your comment? He's a friend of mine and a totally awesome guy). But still, I'd like to point out that the genuine trolls here (not me, I'm more of a HP fan that only has a problem with the really obsessed Twi-hards) probably won't listen to a single thing you wrote. I mean, those jerks that troll here just because they think it's fun or they think Harry Potter's better (it is, but that's not a good reason to insult fans of Twilight) don't really listen to anything anyone says to try to stop them. It's better to just ignore those people...
Anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres with teamidontgiveacrap, The Fifth Marauder, and others? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
^Yes, we know that they spelled Carlisle wrong. About 50 other people commented on that.
I can imagine his post on fml if you did. " today, this random girl asked me to bite her. When I said no, she burst out crying"
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