Today I woke up and I was really warm, and when my mom told me that we had no pop tarts left, my hands started to shake. My name is Leah. MLIT.
I hope you aren't actually convinced that you may be a werewolf. Then again, it's already an issue if you become furious over Pop Tarts.
this isn't so twilight but what i fing cool ios that the first comment was made by bellatrixl ( bellatrix lestrange from harry potter lolololol)
#2 Actually yeah, this is very twilight.
If your referring to the twilight "werewolves" they aren't werewolves they are shapeshifters. And lol this story is funny I wouldn't get angry over pop tarts toaster strudel maybe.
'Right, all you need to do is take the London Underground into the very heart of the city, and take a short walk 'til you find a large, old-fashioned, red-brick department store called Purge & Dowse Ltd, with closed for refurbishment signs everywhere. Next, walk up to the ugly dummy with a green nylon pinafore dress, and ask to be admitted. Once the dummy acknowledges you, walk through the glass and tell the welcome witch at the counter that you think vampires are real. She'll take it from there.
go read harry potter!! it has a real werewolf!
Twlightseverus, as much as I appreciate that you found my comment amusing, please stop re-posting it on all the comments. Thankyou. OP, you are not a werewolf/shapeshifter. Grow up, please. Pop tarts, no matter how delicious they may be, are nothing to get angry over...
ive never had a pop tart nor do i know what they even look like =
Oh the rage of she who is denied her poptarts...
Don't be ridiculous, twilightseverus! Sanguini and Rufus Scrimgeor might be insulted.
ya know, its normal to shake when ur mad. sorry to burst ur bubble, but ur not a werewolf.
he never said he was a werewolf u guys are so dumb god damn
omg the poptarts r gonnn I hat you mom!!! Im gonna turn into a warewolf and raep ur faec! i hat you i hat you i hat you i hat you i hat you i hat you
vampirez r real guise.
@Edward McHomo True he does say he is a werewolf but in the 4th book they find out they are actually shapeshifters not werewolves.
I didn't think the shapeshifters in the books actually thought they were warm. They know they are compared to the rest of the world, but they themselves do not find themselves strangely warm.
But, since you were strangely warm and your hands started shaking I would reccomend seeing a doctor, because it sounds like you may be becoming ill.
Werewolves don't get mad of pop tarts. And to all you twihards, their shape shifters. Atlease know the details of your own obsseion.
OH NO!!!!!! NO POPTARTS???? HOW WILL WE EVER SURVIVE!!!!????!!!!!! we'll have to eat Edward! oh wait...he isn't real....
Wow, One of my friend's names is Leah Im quite ashamed now.
Maybe your mom used all those poptarts trying to commit suicide for having a daughter that reads twilight.
I KNOW I WOULD!
I had a dream that Robert pattinson pounded my asshole.
- Nestor ramirez
So your getting pissed off over poptarts? Hmmm it's called anger managment. Or read Harry Potter atleast it has a true meaning, of bravery,courage and love for true friends. Twilight is about some bitch who needs her stalker sparkly abusive fairy around. O and for the Harry Potter fans go on Averagewizard.com it's like mlia except all Harry Potter stories :)
haha. that is hilarious! (:
TEAM POTTER.
You people are getting pathetic.
when people wake up they are usually warm, and peoples hands do shake when their angry. but i think the real problem here is that youve no poptarts. sorry to burst your bubble, but you arent a werewolf, and twilight isnt bloody real.
hey, to dance again.... THEIR SHAPE SHIFTERS
Your life isn't Twilight. Your life is PATHETIC!!!
Harry Potter forever!!
poptarts fail. TOASTER STRUDEL PWNS!
Today, I woke up and i was really warm...and wet.then i relized i peed in my bed. dammit Not again =/ my life is pathetic
umm before you jump to conclusions about being a werewolf...i suggest seeing a doctor, because this is the real world and that sounds like a pretty bad fever.
Haha, this is stupid. MLIM :)
i think the point of this isn't that she thinks she's a werewolf/shape shifter, but that it was sort of like a coincidence that this happened .
i think this is actually pretty funny , and i do think your life is twilight to an extent because of this . :)
p.s. i agree pop tarts are pretty good .
Your name is Leah and you are the worlds biggest fucking douche bag!
Your name is Leah. So are about a million other people.
God you're so fucking special. I bet Smeyer wrote her absolute shit fanfic about you.
#14, we are not particularly afraid of you showering us with hats. People here, get a life (no hypocrasy intended.) Also:
Today I noticed that most of the people on mylifeistwilight.com are Harry Potter fans. MLIA
This is what passes for a werewolf these days? I don't know who caused you to confuse "werewolf" with "animagus", but a werewolf is not something you can turn into at will, or should even want to. It's a horrible thing being a werewolf. Now please, go pick up a copy of Hairy Snout, Human Heart.
haha lol thtas a good one.
Hi, Leah.
Pillsbury Toaster Strudel FTW!
^you're
Grammar in children today is deteriortating an ridiculousy high rate. You children will be the doctors, lawyers, and lawmakers of the future. Well, maybe not you kids (Harry Potter AND Twilight fans) but your peers will be. Peers with enough class and intelligence to reach for books with substance, such as The Golden Compass, Kaffir Boy, 1984, Their Eyes were Watching God, Of Mice and Men, and many other timeless classics often overlooked in favor of midless slop written at a 3rd grade reading level. Stop trolling, and stop posting this garbage. Go outside and better yourself. Volunteer! Exersize! But, above all, USE PROPER GRAMMAR.
Sincerely Yours,
Hector M. Drazel IV
Vice President in Charge of Tech Relations
ALA
I intended to write at a Dear God forgive me ! I must practice what I preach ;-)
@ballshacktbagga read a series of unfortunate events#3. I think a characters based on you.
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