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Today I woke up and I was really warm, and when my mom told me that we had no pop tarts left, my hands started to shake. My name is Leah. MLIT.

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So twilight! (1376) - Needs more twilight.. (2945)

Feb 2, 2010 06:28 AM - My Life - by cullen123

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I hope you aren't actually convinced that you may be a werewolf. Then again, it's already an issue if you become furious over Pop Tarts.

#1 - Feb 2, 2010 09:49 PM by BellatrixL
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this isn't so twilight but what i fing cool ios that the first comment was made by bellatrixl ( bellatrix lestrange from harry potter lolololol)

#2 - Feb 3, 2010 12:36 PM by Roseme
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#2 Actually yeah, this is very twilight.

#3 - Feb 3, 2010 02:07 PM by veronicaalexx
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If your referring to the twilight "werewolves" they aren't werewolves they are shapeshifters. And lol this story is funny I wouldn't get angry over pop tarts toaster strudel maybe.

#4 - Feb 3, 2010 04:43 PM by akm
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'Right, all you need to do is take the London Underground into the very heart of the city, and take a short walk 'til you find a large, old-fashioned, red-brick department store called Purge & Dowse Ltd, with closed for refurbishment signs everywhere. Next, walk up to the ugly dummy with a green nylon pinafore dress, and ask to be admitted. Once the dummy acknowledges you, walk through the glass and tell the welcome witch at the counter that you think vampires are real. She'll take it from there.

#5 - Feb 4, 2010 11:09 AM by Twlightseverus
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i don't get it

#6 - Feb 4, 2010 05:24 PM by jazspaz
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go read harry potter!! it has a real werewolf!

#7 - Feb 4, 2010 07:49 PM by to dance again
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Twlightseverus, as much as I appreciate that you found my comment amusing, please stop re-posting it on all the comments. Thankyou. OP, you are not a werewolf/shapeshifter. Grow up, please. Pop tarts, no matter how delicious they may be, are nothing to get angry over...

#8 - Feb 5, 2010 04:01 AM by team_ron
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ive never had a pop tart nor do i know what they even look like =

#9 - Feb 5, 2010 11:31 PM by jazspaz
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Oh the rage of she who is denied her poptarts...

#10 - Feb 6, 2010 01:31 AM by AlbinoCrow
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Don't be ridiculous, twilightseverus! Sanguini and Rufus Scrimgeor might be insulted.

#11 - Feb 6, 2010 02:33 PM by AlaspoorCedric
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ya know, its normal to shake when ur mad. sorry to burst ur bubble, but ur not a werewolf.

#12 - Feb 6, 2010 05:49 PM by team_harry
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he never said he was a werewolf u guys are so dumb god damn

#13 - Feb 6, 2010 10:36 PM by EdwardMcHomo
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omg the poptarts r gonnn I hat you mom!!! Im gonna turn into a warewolf and raep ur faec! i hat you i hat you i hat you i hat you i hat you i hat you vampirez r real guise.

#14 - Feb 6, 2010 10:43 PM by vampirezarerealgaise
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@Edward McHomo True he does say he is a werewolf but in the 4th book they find out they are actually shapeshifters not werewolves.

#15 - Feb 7, 2010 12:48 AM by akm
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my names leah too:)

#16 - Feb 7, 2010 04:59 PM by ForeverxWithyou_
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I didn't think the shapeshifters in the books actually thought they were warm. They know they are compared to the rest of the world, but they themselves do not find themselves strangely warm. But, since you were strangely warm and your hands started shaking I would reccomend seeing a doctor, because it sounds like you may be becoming ill.

#17 - Feb 7, 2010 05:02 PM by bearcavalry
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Werewolves don't get mad of pop tarts. And to all you twihards, their shape shifters. Atlease know the details of your own obsseion.

#18 - Feb 7, 2010 07:34 PM by team_severus
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OH NO!!!!!! NO POPTARTS???? HOW WILL WE EVER SURVIVE!!!!????!!!!!! we'll have to eat Edward! oh wait...he isn't real....

#19 - Feb 8, 2010 08:51 PM by FenrirGreyback
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Wow, One of my friend's names is Leah Im quite ashamed now. Maybe your mom used all those poptarts trying to commit suicide for having a daughter that reads twilight. I KNOW I WOULD!

#20 - Feb 8, 2010 11:05 PM by ROENTGEN
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I had a dream that Robert pattinson pounded my asshole. - Nestor ramirez

#21 - Feb 9, 2010 03:49 PM by Hockeydude818
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So your getting pissed off over poptarts? Hmmm it's called anger managment. Or read Harry Potter atleast it has a true meaning, of bravery,courage and love for true friends. Twilight is about some bitch who needs her stalker sparkly abusive fairy around. O and for the Harry Potter fans go on Averagewizard.com it's like mlia except all Harry Potter stories :)

#22 - Feb 9, 2010 03:51 PM by robpattinsonisugly
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haha. that is hilarious! (:

#23 - Feb 9, 2010 06:35 PM by tiffy_jiffy
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TEAM POTTER. You people are getting pathetic.

#24 - Feb 11, 2010 07:28 PM by stephenie_meyer
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when people wake up they are usually warm, and peoples hands do shake when their angry. but i think the real problem here is that youve no poptarts. sorry to burst your bubble, but you arent a werewolf, and twilight isnt bloody real.

#25 - Feb 12, 2010 06:48 AM by harrypotter_adw
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hey, to dance again.... THEIR SHAPE SHIFTERS

#26 - Feb 14, 2010 12:47 AM by DOESITMATTER
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Your life isn't Twilight. Your life is PATHETIC!!! Harry Potter forever!!

#27 - Feb 14, 2010 09:50 AM by twilightsucks43
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poptarts fail. TOASTER STRUDEL PWNS!

#28 - Feb 14, 2010 03:04 PM by Fyreflie
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Today, I woke up and i was really warm...and wet.then i relized i peed in my bed. dammit Not again =/ my life is pathetic

#29 - Feb 16, 2010 12:54 AM by Twilightfan...JOKE
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umm before you jump to conclusions about being a werewolf...i suggest seeing a doctor, because this is the real world and that sounds like a pretty bad fever.

#30 - Feb 16, 2010 08:43 AM by notatwitard
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Haha, this is stupid. MLIM :)

#31 - Feb 17, 2010 10:45 AM by sheluvzmagic
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i think the point of this isn't that she thinks she's a werewolf/shape shifter, but that it was sort of like a coincidence that this happened . i think this is actually pretty funny , and i do think your life is twilight to an extent because of this . :) p.s. i agree pop tarts are pretty good .

#32 - Feb 18, 2010 11:34 AM by ceeStark
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Your name is Leah and you are the worlds biggest fucking douche bag!

#33 - Feb 19, 2010 09:20 AM by twilight sucks ass
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Your name is Leah. So are about a million other people. God you're so fucking special. I bet Smeyer wrote her absolute shit fanfic about you.

#34 - Feb 20, 2010 05:43 PM by Twilight is for Retards
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#14, we are not particularly afraid of you showering us with hats. People here, get a life (no hypocrasy intended.) Also: Today I noticed that most of the people on mylifeistwilight.com are Harry Potter fans. MLIA

#35 - Feb 22, 2010 08:22 AM by theburnerofbadbooks
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This is what passes for a werewolf these days? I don't know who caused you to confuse "werewolf" with "animagus", but a werewolf is not something you can turn into at will, or should even want to. It's a horrible thing being a werewolf. Now please, go pick up a copy of Hairy Snout, Human Heart.

#36 - Feb 24, 2010 10:34 PM by RemusLupin
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haha lol thtas a good one.

#37 - Mar 7, 2010 12:58 PM by Jane Volturi
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Hi, Leah. Pillsbury Toaster Strudel FTW!

#38 - Mar 8, 2010 06:38 PM by ImInRavenclaw
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your a sad sad person

#39 - Mar 9, 2010 08:36 PM by fuck-twilight
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^you're Grammar in children today is deteriortating an ridiculousy high rate. You children will be the doctors, lawyers, and lawmakers of the future. Well, maybe not you kids (Harry Potter AND Twilight fans) but your peers will be. Peers with enough class and intelligence to reach for books with substance, such as The Golden Compass, Kaffir Boy, 1984, Their Eyes were Watching God, Of Mice and Men, and many other timeless classics often overlooked in favor of midless slop written at a 3rd grade reading level. Stop trolling, and stop posting this garbage. Go outside and better yourself. Volunteer! Exersize! But, above all, USE PROPER GRAMMAR. Sincerely Yours, Hector M. Drazel IV Vice President in Charge of Tech Relations ALA

#40 - Mar 10, 2010 04:33 PM by ballshacktbagga
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I intended to write at a Dear God forgive me ! I must practice what I preach ;-)

#41 - Mar 10, 2010 04:34 PM by ballshacktbagga
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@ballshacktbagga read a series of unfortunate events#3. I think a characters based on you.

#42 - Mar 11, 2010 01:41 AM by Agent MLIA
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Congratulations, number forty. You win the idiot prize of today! I think I do enjoy my "deteriortating" grammar, and I do get enough "exersize" to qualify as the healthy teenager I am. Oh and before I make my leave, writing in all caps is not proper grammar. Also, if you actually researched it, Harry Potter is not a third grade level book, and has a quite complicated plot line, with the last few books ranging from 600-1000 pages in length. I also suggest that you stop trolling too.

#43 - Mar 11, 2010 07:59 AM by HarryPFTW
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FAIL.

#44 - Mar 11, 2010 11:20 PM by potterpwnsickytwilight
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Jesus H. Christ, you're so angry you're shaking over a fucking poptart? What the hell is wrong with you morons?

#45 - Mar 12, 2010 12:03 PM by oldschoolblues
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Hey now, I'm just messing with you guys. Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rules. Like I didnt know that. Ha.

#46 - Mar 13, 2010 01:02 AM by ballshacktbagga
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omyfreakingcalendar. This website is so farked up, and so is everyone inside it. AND A POP TART ? YOU'RE HAVING A FREAKING SEIZURE OVER A FREAKING POP TART!? Seriously guys, all of you need to get a life, look on the outside of life instead of this book. There is going to be NO "good looking vampire who sparkles in the sun" and going to say a Twilight quote to you. I mean, all of this stupidity is really pissing me OFF. I'm sure if a guy looked like "Edward Cullen" and told me a quote from Twilight, I'd really kick him in the balls, so he won't be able to crawl into the sunlight to sparkle ever again, EVER.

#47 - Mar 13, 2010 10:58 PM by pieex3
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Ballshacktbagga 1984 and Brave New World were amazing but Harry Potter is still my favorite book. As for Miss Leah, why did you add your name in? No one honestly cares.

#48 - Mar 16, 2010 10:08 PM by PigfartsPigfarts
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And this matters why? You were warm, you got mad and your name is Leah. Whoop-de-do!

#49 - Mar 24, 2010 01:51 PM by PotterPal96
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I'm thinking that the real problem is that you got angry over not being able to eat sugary and gross food for your breakfast. Please get anger managment.

#50 - Mar 31, 2010 09:24 PM by Sirius
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OHHHHHHHH I GET IT thats really weird that you just started to shake your hands on purpose just to be a poser. lol ur dumb.

#51 - Apr 5, 2010 07:04 PM by twilight=FAGS.
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Sooo, exactly why do you get tramautized when there are no pop tarts?

#52 - Apr 5, 2010 07:28 PM by DaScribbler
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You are so dumb its unreal

#53 - Apr 8, 2010 03:34 PM by EdWaRdxxxCuLlEn
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PopTarts????????? What the hell does that have to do with twilight or anything for that matter. Sorry to break it to you girls but no one gives a crap about your little MLIT stories. Especially this one. When I get upset, I come to this website to remind myself there are people out there with much more serious problems than me! WHAT NOW!!!!

#54 - Apr 9, 2010 09:39 PM by mliNt6
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Why didnt you just go get some more freaking Pop-tarts? Or maybe make some pancakes because Pop-tarts are icky. And don't get all upset because your out of syrup :) ~ TeamDracoMalfoy123

#55 - Apr 10, 2010 07:28 PM by TeamDracoMalfoy123
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Harry Potter fans: MyLifeisHarryPotter MLIHP.com or MyLifeisHP.com

#56 - Apr 10, 2010 09:04 PM by Eamon
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MyLifeIsGay.com FTWS xXx EDWARD SUCKS BELLAS BALLS xXx

#57 - Apr 10, 2010 09:56 PM by EdwardSucksBellasBalls
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HARRYPOTTER BAM YOUVE JUST BEEN POTTERED!

#58 - Apr 19, 2010 05:59 AM by KissMyAssTwilight
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HAVE YOU NO HONOUR? HAVE YOU NO PRIDE?

#59 - Apr 25, 2010 09:51 AM by COCKFAG_MCGEE
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There may be werewolves is Harry Potter, but almost the whole race is evil and on You-Know-Who's side, so we usually try not to acknowledge their existence. Lupin, however, is a completely different matter all together. He just had a furry little problem.

#60 - Apr 25, 2010 10:39 AM by Luna.Lovegood
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oh, hunni.... that's just sad, i think u may be ill... but hey, if it makes u happy to pretend...

#61 - May 6, 2010 09:11 PM by mkitwipotter
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I approve!

#62 - May 10, 2010 10:32 PM by twilightsuckshit
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...Fail, of EPIC proportions

#63 - May 24, 2010 09:22 PM by MLIA:
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You know, you should consider going to a doctor, shaking and being all warm may be sickness. Its not b/c ur turning to a werewolf.

#64 - May 25, 2010 11:45 PM by WhatTheDevilIsGoingOnHere
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This is possibly one of the biggest fails ever, yet still the most interesting story on the site.

#65 - May 26, 2010 09:25 PM by HetaliaAndHarryPotter
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Wow you're stupid..YOU"RE NOT A SHAPE SHIFTER!! Shaking when you're mad is normal, but come on, poptarts? How old are you, 4? Oh, and you want something more awesome with vampires as enemies and having shapeshifters? it's ALOT better, more mature, and less "oh this happened that happened OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM or..do i love this other guy? omg bite me i want to be a vampire" and it's cooler go read the dark series by christine feehan.. then at least you dumb asses can stop squealing over EVERY tiny thing

#66 - May 27, 2010 08:07 PM by w0lfygirl
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BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is the most retarded one yet. no poptarts? does that piss you off enough to transmogrify into a puppy? i hope you get the hand tremors checked out, that could be an early sign of parkinson's disease.

#67 - Jun 4, 2010 01:22 AM by SHOOT EDWARD IN THE FACE
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No poptarts??? *GASP* How did you survive?? *hands you toaster strudel and butterbeer* Feel better, deary! Feeling warm and shaking hands? Sounds like you're getting sick. You should go take a trip to the doctor! Get well soon, Molly. (And I mean this in the physical AND mental way. Creepy twihards.)

#68 - Jun 6, 2010 10:07 PM by Molly Weasley
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I so don't get it and now i know this post was first on the Flop 100 page. #42 - Agent MLIA reminded me how good A Series Of Unfortunate Events Books are. They should make a website about them instead of Twillight. Half the ppl on here are twilight haters anyway. (i no i am =])

#69 - Jun 8, 2010 04:07 PM by LipGlossQueen
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If you get that upset over poptarts... you aren't a werewolf, you are INSANE! besides, werewolves only change with a full moon and have no side affects before or after their cycles, just ask Remus.

#70 - Jun 15, 2010 08:46 PM by TwilightSucksSparklyButt
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FUCKING RETARDS.

#71 - Jun 19, 2010 03:13 PM by SUQANIGGADICK
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I think all Twi-hards are scary and without us MLIA-ers and HP fans they would turn everyone into senseless inferi. Dumbledore would be ashamed of you!

#72 - Jun 20, 2010 03:20 PM by Lily Potter
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I think all Twi-hards are scary and without us MLIA-ers and HP fans they would turn everyone into senseless inferi. Dumbledore would be ashamed of you!

#73 - Jun 20, 2010 03:20 PM by Lily Potter
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Wow. Yeah, that is sooo Twilight! Like, OMG! Who flipping cares what your name is. Why the HELL do you get pissed over poptarts?!? God, TWITARDS!

#74 - Jun 24, 2010 12:51 PM by Blodhramr
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Wow, maybe you should stick to waffles....

#75 - Jun 29, 2010 10:47 AM by this_is_sucha_stupid_site
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I'm not sure how this connects to Twilight

#76 - Jun 29, 2010 10:29 PM by BellatrixCameFirst
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Im not even sure how i should start making fun of this since it has nothing to do with Twilight....

#77 - Jul 9, 2010 06:05 PM by TeamSnape&TeamRocket
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What the hell is the OP on? seriously? omg i dont have pop tarts!! in australia, the land of kangaroos and koalas (where i'm from), WE DON'T EVEN HAVE POP TARTS!!!! so deal with the terrible tragedy that has befallen you, and go eat something healthy! hey and what about all the kids in third world countries who don't even get to EAT at most meals, i'm sure they'll really sympathise with your lack of sugary treats! GET A LIFE AND STOP SPAMMING THE INTERNET YOU STUPID TWILIGHT RETARDS!!!! ITS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

#78 - Jul 10, 2010 11:04 PM by sparklyloser
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@notatwihard actually, sounds more like head trauma, not a fever

#79 - Jul 13, 2010 01:52 PM by harrypotterisreal
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Idiot trauma, maybe.

#80 - Jul 18, 2010 01:56 PM by ninjavspirate
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thats dumb why would you even write this on the website? just because your hand shakes over a dumb poptart doesnt mean that your gonna turn into a werewolve...do you have a fever? if so then talk to mee

#81 - Jul 19, 2010 11:55 AM by mylifeistwilightx3
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please oh please tell me you people dont reproduce.

#82 - Jul 19, 2010 06:14 PM by avadakedavratwitards.
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So... the fact that you had a spasm over a lack of poptarts makes you a WHARWILF? NO WAI.

#83 - Jul 21, 2010 12:04 PM by DarkCookies
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OP- I don't understand this....how does your hand shaking when you run out of Poptarts have anything to do with Twilight? Or are you so desperate to relate your life to fictional characters that you just made something up

#84 - Jul 24, 2010 10:04 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Really? You got that mad over pop tarts? Just go to the store and buy more or is that to hard for you comprehend.

#85 - Jul 25, 2010 12:52 AM by F***k Twilight
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god people who's lives are 100% twilight need to get a life. I like the movies, and am so looking forward to the movie vampires suck, but seriously.

#86 - Aug 6, 2010 01:30 PM by hatestwilight4
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hey! to all you people who say leah is a bad name just because its in twilight doesnt mean everyone named leah is a twilight loving freak!!! my name is leah and i am HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#87 - Aug 6, 2010 02:22 PM by TeamMcGonagall_HP
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Seriosly, I'm with you girl. I would be so mad if my house ran out of Pop Tarts!!!!!

#88 - Aug 11, 2010 08:31 PM by everyoneisreallyafrog
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I don't get. Now there are "sparkly" vampires and poptart crazed werewolfs? Talk about butchering a the old legend of vampires and werewolfs.

#89 - Aug 14, 2010 10:42 AM by Jayfeather
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Pop Tarts? Nice. And you thought you were a werewolf because of Pop Tarts...? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA INSANE!! HAHAHAHAH

#90 - Aug 15, 2010 06:29 PM by Kimberly the Starfish
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haha cool

#91 - Aug 16, 2010 12:07 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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You have to be fat to get mad over pop tarts, this was just stupid LIKE OMG YEA! Me and my boyfriend Tedward are in lvoe so he preposed and I've secretly been kissing his dog that he calls Jake. I think I have rabies because Tedward bit me, he says im turning into a vampire. LIKE OMG LOL MY LIFE IS SO TWILIGHT LALALA!

#92 - Aug 19, 2010 11:26 PM by TeamTyler'sVan
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your name is not Leah, no ones name is Leah, you are lying. and you were shaking cuz you are a diabetic and your blood sugar was low, now SHUT UP ASHLEY!

#93 - Aug 22, 2010 10:51 PM by hick-a-doo-la
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lol

#94 - Sep 2, 2010 10:26 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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