Every time I see a sign that says Volvo i get excited.MLIT
Oh yeah! Because the Cullens are tge only person in the world who have a Volvo!!!
You know, Ford Anglias can fly.
Me too! Dude, for realz, yesterday when I was at a midnight release party I saw a silver volvo that had a bumper sticker that said, "I drive like a Cullen." It made me happy!
^ I saw one of those once! WIN! I think I've got to get myself one!
Because seeing a sign for one of the most popular car companies in America has something to do with your sad obsession? God you people are stupid.
Its a VOLVO. Do u know how many kinds there are? Just because edward drives an S60 that's silver... (which, by the way, doesn't come in silver)...
OH MY GOD! ME TOO! And everytime I see a broom, I think of how Harry Potter is twenty times better than Twilight is.
...that's what she said...?
I do the same thing! I get happy when I see a volvo lol. And yes, the S60 does come in silver.
Lori, LOL that's awesome. I need one of those.
ImInRavenclaw—EXACTLY what I was thinking.
Volvo
Um, I see Volvo and think VULVA, so um, you get excited..... okay....?
I go around on a broom or a ford anglia though(:
Id invite you to the back of my volvo, but knowing the kind of girls that like twilight.. i'd rather not.
You're gonna invite her to the back of your volvo? Why not the front...?
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Hey, for all those Potter freaks, click this link ----> http://teenink.com/fiction/fan_fiction/article/136169/The-Twilight-Saga-in-About-Two-Minutes/
or type it into your search bar. You'll most likey get a kick out of it....
I know I did.
randomlulz is my new best friend :]
My mom has a team edward sticker on her car lol.
You know, every Aussie who knows how Eddie drives will think 'Bloody Volvo driver'. It's an old kind of ad. Very funny though :P
i love volvos in my anus too. wait...nvm.
Has anyone really been far as decided that twilight is gay as fuck and that stephenie meyers should burn in hell for writing one of the worst pieces of literature MLIT
Yeah product placement makes me moist.
bbbooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg :P
TeamRobsten, hahah that's great
Get a life. I beg you. You're soul is dying. Dyingggggggg.....
um... am i the only one finding something vaguely sexual about this? maybe i'm just a perv...
@TexasAngel, I have a friend who's a twimom :) And I do love her, lol.
^Ya, I wish I had the guts to put one on my car....but then again, I don't really like bumper stickers that much anyway :)
Ugh. Why would you need guts to put a sticker on your car? T******t fans are so retarded.
Sirius, will you marry me?
HPisBetter, my guess would be because of people like you.
^Exactly. I wouldn't want to put a sticker on my car bc some dumbass like Harry Potter is BETTER, or twilight=fags, would probaby vandalize it.
I don't get why harry potter fans come on here just to abuse twilight. Do they have nothing better to do with their lives, seriously?♥
Every time I read a post like this, I puke.
It appears they don't, EmilyCullen. But at least some of them are starting to realize it's out of hand. :)
Every time I see Harry, Ron, and Hermione, they get me excited. I know they're up to no good.
Everytime I see someone who likes Twilight I feel the Earth's intelligence greatly decreasing. If you still wish to have a shot of having brain cells after you realize that Twilight is/will:
A. A waste of time.
B. Force people to instantly think less of you because you like Twilight (that is unless you're in a room filled with you morons then you all are equally dumb.)
C. Never get you laid. Any person on Earth who wants to have sex with someone who likes Twilight should no longer walk this earth as much as the person who actually likes it.
D. Its hella stupid.
HOLY CRAP. YOU ARE SO COOL.
@emilycullen- I would assume not. Why else would someone spend time trolling? It's pretty obvious.
*imitates idiot twi-hard fangirls*
OMG! OMG OMG! OMG OMGO MGOGMGOGM! A CAR! THATS SILVER! OMG EDWARD CULLEN! OOOMGOMOMOOMGOMGOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
*mutters* moron
Every time I see a vanity plate that says 'Quiddch' I get exited.
hp247, too bad you spelled Quiddich wrong! Some Harry P fan you are!
Seriously, why are you here? This is a place for all the Twilight fans to come and let each other know how much they love it.
And surely you have your Harry Potter fan sites.
Please leave, you ruin everything here.
*tosses shift key at OP* Use it. Please.
I was wondering why Harry Potter fans come here. If they can't stand Twilight, then why are thy on a site called mylifeistwilight.com? Are they secretly confessing they like Twilight?
BTW that was sarcasm all you HP posers whose heads are filled with hot air. I may like Harry Potter, but at least I don't go around bashing a site that I don't even like. I may only be 12, but my bite is a LOT worse than my bark. Don't. Get. Me. Upset.
BTW that was all sarcasm if your head's too full of hot air to know, HP posers. I may like Harry Potter, but at least I don't ruin this site by saying stuff about Harry Potter all the time. I may only be 12, but my bark ain't nearly as bad as my bite. So don't make me explode
Whoops. Malfunction on my last comment. My bad.
For real? Every time I see a Volvo I feel like throwing up.
@twilightharrypotternerd- If you actually read hp247's comment, you would notice it said Vanity Plate- as in custom car plates- they don't have enough spaces to fully spell out Quiddich. I know her personally, and that was either on purpose or a typo. She knows the most of the series of anyone I know. So, if you want to lag on someone, go lag on someone who actually doesn't know the series.
@pyrotech- Wow, you really should get out more if you think all fangirls just go around saying "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG EDWARD CULLEN."
... Unfortunately, I was surround by them. My entire school was obsessive, and all I heard for the school year was "EDWARD. OMG. HOT. OMG. SEXY. OMG. JACOB BLACK. OMG. BELLA. OMG. MINE! *tackle* TWILIGHT. BREAKING DAWN. EDWARD. OMG." Oh, and I need to get out more? Team... Robsten? Ok, yeah... I feel pity for you if all you do is stare at E! or some other pathetic site thinking "I'm so glad they're together...". Robert Pattinson's acting skills died with Cedric Diggory. And Stewart... look likes she is goth, or currently on drugs. Or both. Probably both.
@pyrotech- like I said, get out more, look beyond the confines of your school yard, you'll see there are other people who don't just scream and cry about Twilight. But ya know what, who cares that they do that. It's their perogative right? It's their right to be excited about something, no matter if you share that enthusiasm or not. And fyi, I don't stare at E! all day or obsess over Kristen Stewart or Robert Pattinson. I am a fan of both, I am a fan of not only Twilight, but a lot of movies they have done, especially a lot of Kristen's stuff. So it just makes sense that I would be a fan of them having a relationship. But do I sit around thinking about them all day? No, I do not.
i dont understand why people who arent twilight fans come on here. whats the point on hurting peoples feelings by taking the piss? its sad and pathetic. GET A LIFE! MLIT x
that was the funniest thing i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you seem to be very cool and funny
Every time I see the Knight Bus I get excited. That Stan Shunpike, what a hottie.
Merline's Pants its a car that existed long before Twilight was even thought of. Its not like Harry Potter fans get all excited when we see ford anglia or a broom stick and write about it on AW. You Really need a better life.
you know what @potterbeatscullen what kinda stuff do u write on harry potter sites
"Ohhh man i want a nimbus 2000" or "i like men with scars and look gay" ??
i think i made my point! :D
So Mr Volvo, where did the Twitard touch you...?
@Cookiee.Cullen: No, we talk about how great the books are, and how the battle of Harry Potter and Voldemort is the very base of all good verses evil, and how J.K. Rowling has so many hidden meanings in her writing. And what do you and the other Twi-hards talk about? Silver Volvos. Fail.
Yeah, Cookiee.Cullen, you Twi-hards have no room to speak. "Ohhh I'm sparkly and a gay stalker" isn't anything to get that obsessive over.
And Harry Potter is not gay. He doesn't even look gay. He doesn't sparkle. Which, that alone, makes him 10 times straighter and Edward Cullen.
being in love with a gay vampire isnt much to boast about
....Heck, being in love with a fake werewolf isn't much to boast about either.
Jacob Black is not cool enough to be a werewolf like Remus!!!!!
Ok pyrotech-I admit, i made a mistake. That still doesn't deplate the fact that people like you, among others, come here to rag on fans of Twilight. Whether we are fans of Twilight or Harry Potter, or like me, a fan of both, has nothing to do with it. It is a TWILIGHT fan site, so people are free to talk about silver volvos, or sparkly boyfriends because it relates to the series. And honestly, we know the series is fictional, we completely understand that. But like your passion for Harry Potter, we like to talk about experiences that excite us for Twilight. The point of this site is for them to talk about. It may not make sense to you, but it certainly makes sense to us. Yes, you may have your opinion about it. But please, do not voice it here. Let AverageWizard be your release of Twilight hater comments.
Being a Twilight fansite rude ignorant stalker isn't much to boast about either....
thank-uu @TwilightHarryPotterNerd. Finally someone to talk some sence into people.
and yes i doo actually think Harry Potter looks a bit gay. and the sparkly thing is fiction, harry's looks arent :/ :D
i bet your 'gina itches when you see volvo signs, what the hell is wrong with all you fangirls? you all look like 200 pounds of birdshit
I love Harry Pottery bitches. :L OP where are you from that a Volvo isn't EVERY OTHER CAR? My friend's dad drives a silver one...OMG he's Edward OMG no wait, he's a 56 year old biology teacher. Still, I would. I mean c'mon, VOLVO. *sparkles*
@TwilightHarryPotterNerd, YES! My sentiments exactly.
Every time you see a Volvo...? What the hell...? This is crap! GO TEAM HARRY POTTER! GO TEAM TWILIGHT SUCKS BALLS!
LOL #72, calm down. @THPN, you've got my vote. :[ @Cookie, don't let them get to you. If we go around calling HP gay or stupid or whatever, we're not any better than they are.
You Have A Point IRunWithVampires. But Its Just sooo Annoying !
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Every time I see a post here at MLIT, I get depressed because of the stupidity of humanity.
-Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure
-Harry Potter rocks!
-Anzi Potter was here
if you get depressed when you see posts dont come on here then. it might push you to the limit :/
:D
VOLDY WAS RIGHT, ROBERT PATTISON IS A WORTH LESS SPARE AND SHOULD BE KILLED.
Yeah, im so happy that voldy prodded robert with his foot.
I wont be rude. I'll be blunt. EVERY TWITARD GETS EXCITED WHEN THEY SEE A VOLVO. I'm fine with posting twilight related stories but would it really be that difficult to be original? Have something EXTRAORDINARILY tw!l!ght happen to you? Honestly, why do you people even get on this site? EVERYONE'S THE SAME. It's more like a cult than a 'fandom'.
@GottaGetBackTo Hogwarts, Again, as I said above, this is a Twilight website. Meaning they are free to talk about anything Twilight related, whether it be shiny Volvo's or Native American best friends. It does not have to be extraordinary, it just needs to relate. And this post does, as it should. We are on this site because we like it. Enough said. And if you don't like it, then leave, simple as that.
What you twihards fail to understand is the concept of a troll. So, for all of you who still can't figure out why we're here, here's a definition: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument. THAT is why we're here. Also because we enjoy mocking the posts. Whatcha gonna do about it?
We don't fail to understand anything, sweetie. We all know what a troll is. I guess it's just not in our nature to be one so we just don't get how there is enjoyment in mocking and degrading people.
NO WAY! DID YOU KNOW THAT VOLVOS ARE FREAKING EVERYWHERE?!?! seriously? do you just stay in a constant state of excitement? i suggest going to a doctor.
You got excited from a Volvo sign? Hey I get a boner when I see a sign that says "Buy one get one free"
Dude, what is wrong with you? It's not like Volvos are even that sexy of cars. Go check out the Venturi Fetish. THAT is a sexy car.
Wow. I'll bet you get excited every time you see a guy because he has eyes, ears, a nose, and a mouth, along with arms and legs...JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN!!!
wow , same here . lol . some people look at it like its weird but i think its fucking amazing(:
and FUCK the ppl who dont like twilight .
lol . i see silver volvos alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the time(:
I can see it now; a game where Twihards squeal "EDWARD!" and punch each other in the arm every time they see something relating to a Volvo.
i love how twihards think twilight invented volvos.
No one ever said Twilighters think that Twilight invented the car. Every one of yall's assumptions are utterly wrong. We fully understand the car was made BEFORE Twilight ever began.
^ yes but no one even paid any special attention to the car, or yellow Porches, or rainy weather, or anything white, hard, and sparkly, until Twilight came around. These are just random obscure details or coincidences that you people need to get over. Seeing a silver volvo and then a yellow porche does not make your life Twilight. It means you saw two perfectly normal cars in a row. Good job.
@author of this article: Nice. You know the new S60 has a safety system that allows it to apply the brakes before it hits a pedestrian. That's progress!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAH oh dear lord.
TEAM HARRRY AND DRACO FROM AVPM
i prefer flying ford anglias
I hope you don't jizz in your pants.
Omg me too!! I start Swedish fang-girling instantly!!!
Okay, guys. Anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
This is dumb. If it's not silver then forget it.
I was wondering: if you go to a Volvo lot, do you shit bricks?
And every time I see a Motorcycle with a side car I look for Hagrid but you know what, it's never him.
Every time someone says something about how amazing twilight is, a kitty dies. have an average day :)
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