On May 1st i went to Columbus Ohio. Me and my mom and aunt and people we met went to a mall. and we see lifesize Edward and jacob cutouts. of course i got and Edward one. Now i am for sure taking Edward to prom. CANT WAIT! MLIT. = ]
awww LUCKY! i want a cardboard cutout of eddiekinz xD
If you stopped obsessing over fiction maybe you could get a real date.
no thats the best she could get
it's sad how you want to take a cut-out of a pale hobo to prom. I'm sorry, but you can't say that your LIFE is Twilight because it is obviously something that you are lacking.
Ok. You can have the Edward one if I get the Jacob one, hehehe. I
All of you Twilight hater people, I think YOU need to get lives if this is what you do for fun. Just make fun of people and be mean for fun. It's so not cool.
No one here is being "mean for fun." W're trying to help the obsessive Twilight-lovers to wake up. I can definitely understand people liking the book, but to go so far as to take a CARDBOARD CUTOUT of the main character to your PROM is way, way, way too far.
Prom is one of the biggest social events of your lifeee. >__< Don't waste it with an inanimate object. Find a nice guy, or just chill with your friends (Assuming you're female here o.o). I don't know you, but I'm certain that you can do so much better than cardboard. :)
Oh no, not another one. @shutdapbeepup, I have to say, most of your comments have been fairly positive...I don't even think I've seen you be mean at all. So thank you for that. But there's is NO way you can say NO ONE is being mean for fun on here. Are you kidding? I'd say 1% of the haters on here actually believe they're trying to help like you believe. The rest are ONLY here to make fun of people. Even if a few of those TRY to justify what they're doing with your excuse. You're pretty much the ONLY person I've seen who actually sounds someone who's trying to help. The rest who "want to help" call us crazy and stupid and use the "help" card to make themselves feel better. Most openly admit they just hate the series and the stupid fans and wish we would die. But the main point here - thanks for the concern but NO THANKS. We don't need help. Every series has it's crazy fans, but the majority of fans here are sane, normal people who are JOKING about doing shit like the stuff we post. Ok? We don't need you here. So again, thanks...but no thanks.
Ok. Guys honestly! This isn't worth fighting over! Even though I personally absolutely loathe Twilight, I atleast show the silly adolsent young girls respect. However, taking a cardboard cutout of a gay rapist stalker fairy is really pushing it. HP4EVA!!
I love Cedric as much as the next girl but it is probably not a good decision to take a cardboard cutout to prom. Just think it over and try not to do anything you will regret.
I agree with you number 10. Are you in Slytherin? I am. I absolutely adore Draco.
Please, please don't. You clearly are already lacking in self esteem. Don't make it worse for yourself.
@shutdapbeepup- NO, JUST NO. It's sounds so condescending and disrespectful. Has anyone ever called you judgemental? Because that is all you are doing to this OP. Who are you to say taking a cut out to prom is way way way too far? And sure, prom is a big night, but it's pretty much demoted to a fond highschool memory the moment you pack up everything a walk through those college doors for the first time. For those saying she has no confidence or self esteem- I think it would take a lot of confidence to show up at prom with a cut out of edward. Bottom line- stop trying to "save" fans of Twilight, it's not wanted. It's rude, and you wouldn't appreciate someone doing that to you. @LilyEvans- We are not all silly adolescents, but thanks for showing them respect too.
^THIS. @TeamRobsten and @ShanaBanana- You guys said it all. :) When will they get it? ughhhhh
Well this explains why you cant get a REAL date
Welll are u retarded for taking a cutout cardboard of edward to prom I wouldent do that even though I am his #1 fan
oh my god i saw a picture of this on failblog!!!!! sucks for you!
@LillyEvans007, I agree, this isn't worth fighting over. Now if all you non-fans would LEAVE the fighting would stop. Genius, right? I know. Honestly, I kind of agree that this is kind of a weird thing to do. But who cares! If she has fun doing it, then more power to her. And this is NOT the place to tell her your opinion of her. (I'm speaking to all the non-fans here.) You're totally welcome to your opinions. Just take it somewhere else instead of just being a bunch of bullies on here.
What?? You're taking a cardboard cutout to prom?!?!
I'm not sure anyone would want to take an idiot to the prom so i guess you made a good choice taking a cardboard cut out... maybe he will bite you and you can have a cute little cardboard cutout child you can name reneseme get a life kid...
so tell me, if your taking him to prom that must mean SEX afterward! don't get him wet or his cardboard cutout dick will get wet and limp!
ok seriously @shanabanana or whatever the hell ur name is, we twihaters are just here to LAUGH at u twilight fans for stupid stuff like this. I mean seriously whoever wrote this post, everyone else will be having fun dancing with their date and chatting and stuff while you carry around a stupid cutout. u guys seriously need to move on because twilight isnt real and u guys will just end up sad and alone with ur cutouts.
I'm pretty sure I saw your prom pictures on lamebook.
Just ask a guy to prom. Don't take a piece of cardboard to one of the biggest events of your life. Edward is a fictitious character, for Pete's sake.
Oh my goshh! You're so cool! i wish i could be the COOL KID who took a cardboard cut out of a FICTIONAL VAMPIRE to prom instead of a REAL PERSON! But seriouslyy... real people? prom? who does that anymore?
Hi. I agree with @shutdabeepup. Having being a former obsessee (5 months clean, and Harry Potter obsessed currently) I can honestly say, THIS. IS. TOO. FAR. If you love something (that is fictional) that much, there is something wrong. Really, if your going to prom, its going to be something you remember for your WHOLE life. And really, how long is this obsession going to last. Another few days? Weeks? Months? Later on, you're going to regret this opportunity to go out with a hot guy/girl and potentially get in a honest serious relationship, all because you went with a freaking CARDBOARD CUTOUT. Think about it.
Ok guys, come on. like harrypotterfreak22 said, its a cardboard cut-out. Yeah, you love twilight but seriously people... a cardboard cut-out... and to the prom?? Isnt that a bit too far? I dont hate you Twilight-Fans or anything, but you could have the chance to meet someone really special and instead, ur gonna take a card board cut-out of a fictional character from your favourite film/book to the prom? its gonna be a night that you will always remember. ALWAYS. so yeah, i tried... its up to you. You can still love twilight and take someone else to prom.
Ok, have any of you guys noticed that this is the 2nd person that has said that they are going to do this? By doing this, you are pretty much guaranteeing that no real guy will ask you out after that. Siriusly, get a life. Oh, and to all of you Tw*l*ght fans who are yelling at us Harry Potter fans, we have an excuse to be on here at the time. One of the spells must've gone wrong, and the site is not up and running right now, so ha.
Ok, have any of you guys noticed that this is the 2nd person that has said that they are going to do this? By doing this, you are pretty much guaranteeing that no real guy will ask you out after that. Siriusly, get a life. Oh, and to all of you Tw*l*ght fans who are yelling at us Harry Potter fans, we have an excuse to be on here at the time. One of the spells must've gone wrong, and the site is not up and running right now, so ha.
what the hell is wrong with you?
Please, bring your cardboard cut out to prom. you will *hopefully* get a reputation as the twitard and boys will never want to be seen with you. Again *hopefully* this reputation will carry on and you will never have the ability to spawn. Last thing we need is another generation of this bs.
Omg! Let a life. Seriously! You are obbessing over the most ugliest guy ever! So stop!
You just disgraced my birthday with Twilight crap. My poor birthday wants to punch you in the face. As do I. Twilight totally blows, get a life, read something more literate (Harry Potter, for example?), and move on.
Weirdo but dont wrry im a weirdo too
@ #33- throw yourself a pity party and then get over it. There are better things to do in life than hate.
Well it says in the comment box to speak my mind so i am going to. That is probably the most retarded idea ever people are just going to think that your a loner and that you cant get a date i mean seriously why would you do that?! Do you really want to be known as a weird obsessed twilight fan that cant get a date worth shit? Yeah i didnt think so. I know im going to get hates but i dont care and yes my name is i hate twilight and youre wondering why im on here. Well its just to make fun of you because your an over obssessed loser that cant get over twilight. So yes give me hate comments but i truly dont care because all im going to do is laugh at how obssessed you are. Oh and if you hate twilight like me you get a high five! That is all(:
@Ihatetwilight13- blah blah blah...real original you are, nothing you said is new dude, and you know what is else isn't new? We don't care what you think. So go ahead and make all the fun you want, because quite frankly it is whatever these days. Unintelligent comments like yours don't manage to phase me anymore, it's just old, boring news. Oh and p.s. the comment box tells you to speak your mind, but did you bother to finsih the sentence...you know about the being respectful part? Ya I wouldn't think that someone who doesn't bother to use punctuation would bother with reading whole sentences either. Makes sense.
I am just asking but are you like the girl who made out with her siberian husky just because it reminded her of jacob? cause if you are you are a dumb shit.
hoyl shit you guys are bitching about stupid shit ya its a little weird that this fat bitch wants to take a cardbord cutout to prom. im assuming she obese seeing as how the only people that would come up with the delusional idea to take a CARDBORD CUT OUT of a FICTONAL CHARACTER out of the house on a date would be the mentaly unstable retards wearing helmets, which is clearly not the case seeing now she is sane enough to use this stupid site. so i come to the conclusion that she at least weighs 300 pounds, hates herself, and wishes that she lived in her imaginary world where vampires sparkle, as opposed to the actually decent vampire novels where they combust into flame where they step into the sun. so let her have fun taking her cardbord boyfriend to prom, and let her be able to enjoy going home to fuck her dildo, presumably named edward. wow you guys are assholes let the fat bitch be.
WTF? O.o Who does that?!!? TEAM SCISSORHANDS
I am going to try to post this on as many posts as i can: Harry potter rules! i like harry potter, and i dont really think much of twilight. I think that some twilight fans can go a bit overboard, or they are stupid, but not necessarily because they like twilight. Maybe they're just stupid in the first place. For all you harry potter fans that cuss and insult twilight fans, you guys are a disgrace to harry potter fans! Harry potter is about friendship and tolerance and you are completely disregarding that! Just because some person likes Twilight. Now, don't get me wrong, sometimes i really want to punch someone when i read about someone dumping their husband because he doesn't sparkle, or something mega-stupid like that, However, don't be such a prejudiced person, and please PLEASE don't cuss so much. or compare edward cullen with hitler, although that bit made me smile :)
Wow, and here I was thinking going to the dance with a real guy was cool. Clearly I had it wrong....
i know i love harry potter too. hermione granger is hot.
You're taking a piece of cardboard to prom? Wow! You're so cool!
How pathetic! Just...How..PATHETIC. I'll bet you looked just fantastic with your disgusting cut out. You're going to regret this when you're older.
Seriously?! I guess thats the best a twilight fan could do.. a stupid edward cutout. I hope you get made fun of(:
Lol. Just lMao, over here. All those standing up for harry potter,
my heroes
and the op fails.
First of all, you're bringing a cut out to a prom! That's great! You fag =.= Second of all oh it's and Edward cute out! Even better, you loser. Third of all... Why did u feel the need to state the date?
17 i saw the picture in failblog too!!hahaha why do you do this to yourself?
I came on to this site because one of my closest friends told me it would be funny. And, honestly, it was. But what I don't think is funny is how my fellow Harry Potter fans are beating up the twilight fans. Some of my best friends are twilight fans and I learn to live with it (even though I personally hate the series). I was always under the impression that they would follow the teachings of JK Rowling and not discriminate against anybody. Whether it be Twilight fans, Lord of the Rings fans, and, heck, even fans of the dictionary. I admit, some of these fans need help, but we're not the one's to do it. They chose to be fans of Twilight and let them have their site. We still have MLIA and averagewizard. And Twilight fans, stop abusing people because they don't like the series or think that Edward is hot. Live and let live.
i feel bad you couldn't get a date.
I must say this, be it rude, or mean. But this isn't a good idea. He's fiction children. He wont come to life, he wont love YOU if you was alive.
http://failblog.org/2010/05/25/epic-fail-photos-prom-date-fail/ picture!!!!!!!
Dear, don't you want a real date? And do you really want to be laughed at? I'm just trying to help, because to be honest, you do need it. Honestly, this isn't intended to be mean but some of the people on here need serious psychological help.
Because thats the best you'll get.
oh sweet pea... don't ruin your highschool life like that... just go out and find a real guy that's not imaginary... or made of cardbored... do you want to be known as the crazy chick who brought a cardbored man to prom? i think not
Oh sweetie, even the most unnatractive girl in my grade had a better date...
My mom is a therapist if you would like some help...nobody should settle for a cardbord version of a douche.
lmfao at #57, and obbsessive people i know you think this is "fun" but when your takeing a cardboard cutout off a fictional caracter to prom you know there is something deeply wong with you, i recommend talking to a tharpist about these obsessions and delusions your having if you think vampires, cullens -.- are real, so please just go and talk to one... oh and a side note,"sparkly vampires are pussies they suck, "oh bella i giliter in the sun" -.- but seriously people stop obsessing over that i hope your crazy obsessions die because if they dont you'll probably end up dying alone :D
Nobody asked you to prom so you're taking a piece of cardboard with a printed image of a fictional charcter on it?
Sounds like it will be a fun night, but be sure to make it safe kids.
MLIA SENT ME BITCHES! I'M HERE TO TRY AND CONVERT YOU! I'M LIKE THE CHRISTIAN OF THE INTERNET ONLY NOT THAT ANNOYING!
You wanna go to prom with a 117 year old virgin who likes to watch a whiny self-obsessed girl sleep and sparkles in the sun? If you actually want to go with him, then maybe a cardboard cutout is really the best you can do.
HAHAHA @draculaftw
that is my favorite comment. ever.
'My family, people we met, and myself' is correct. Also, you are going out with a cardboard cut-out? You will never be in a relationship. Get a .357 Magnum revolver, cock it, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Video tape it, I will find it entertaining. Thank you.
For the sake of the rest of your life, DO NOT BRING YOUR CARD BOARD CUT OUT OF EDWARD CULLEN TO PROM!
you really should get a real date, and who buy a cardboard cut-out anyway?!
This is sad... very sad. You wasted your money on a cut-out of a sparkley pixie?? And why not trying to get a real date, maybe you could get a date if you weren't obsessing over fictional sparkley fairies.
Please bring a cardboard cut-out to prom. That way, the rest of your social life will be ruined and you won't be able to show your face at school ever again.
Yup, nobody's going to think you're crazy at all...
I'm sorry but that's a little too far. I understand that you love Twilight and everything but really? That will ruin your social life and you'll perhaps never get a guy because you're waiting around hoping for a sparkly handicapped fairy to come along. Please just try to find an ACTUAL guy to take to prom that's really sad >.< Another reason that I always will and always have for about 9-10 years say TEAM POTTER!!!! We're not as obsessive but we like to cosplay :P
HEY! TeamSnape&TeamRocket! THAT'S MY FUCKING LINE!!!!
you need help... just sayin
Dear Parents/Guardian of This Obsessed Twilight Fan,
The physciatrist isn't helping.
Sincerely,
BubblyHippo
Maybe you should have bought a life instead? :/
Honestly as sad as it seems I know someone who would do that and she is one of my best friends. In fact she might just be taking her Edward doll to homecoming.
@HaNotATwilightFan--They like Tw*l*ght. Not gonna happen.
@BubblyHippo--If the physc did help, I'd hate to have seen them before.
@MrsCullen--If you had a life, could carry out an intelligent conversation, and wasn't obsessed with all this crap, maybe you could get a *gasp* REAL DATE! *sarcastically* Your real date would be Edward, right? Oops... HE'S NOT REAL. GET A LIFE.
haha wow. thats pretty pathetic. you can't get a real date to prom, so you have to take a piece of cardboard.
im pretty sure shes not going to actually take her edward cutout to prom so u guys need to stop freaking out
@readingislife Orly?
http://failblog.org/2010/05/25/epic-fail-photos-prom-date-fail/
^BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Made my life
So you are going to one of the most important gatherings of your life and your date is... a... cardboard cut out with a sparkly dude on it? And that is normal thought pattern how?
I'm here to make a suggestion. If you like Vampires that much, whynot go for the classics that actually live up to the name?
Vlad "The Impaler" Dracula, Nosferatu (Google if you don't know it), Interview With A Vampire (Movie, but all in all, shows you what a "real" Vamp is).
No, I'm not judging you TwiFans.
But seriously, if you like vampires THAT much, go for the ones that DON'T sparkle.
:)
Just so you know, there is a reason Cedric was a hufflepuff(what the hell is a hufflepuff!). Its best NOT to insult the dead by having a cardboard cut out.
You know, all you Twilight fans are like "If you guys would just leave the fighting would stop." Now I agree that some of the posts are very derogatory but you have to sit back and look at these posts from a different perspective. If you were to hear that someone wanted to take a cardboard cutout to prom, I'd hope you'd be just the slightest bit concerned. Ignoring the more mean, derogatory comments; what we're giving here is perspective. On AW we get tons of trollers from MLIA saying to "Shut the hell up." or "Harry Potter is fucking stupid." but we don't stop or bitch about the posts. We move on. I suggest you do the same. Just keep in mind, a completly neutral person just might think you're a bit nuts.
to the OP
1)check your spelling and grammar PLEASE
2) find some professional help, you are obviously insane if you want to take a cardboard cut out with you to prom.
Mkay, so... multiple people were arguing about the OP's sanity since they said they were taking Edward to prom. I'd just like to point out that, while heated arguments can be fun and healthy for one's sanity if held in moderation, the OP could very well be joking. Not only such, but maybe she's gonna disguise said cut-out in a trench coat and a mustache. I would very much approve, personally ^^
Do you know where I can find a cheap Jacob one holding a cup of coffee with my name on it???? P.S. I
And the award for Most Likely to Marry a Fictional Character goes too........!!!!!!!!!
"All of you Twilight hater people, I think YOU need to get lives if this is what you do for fun. Just make fun of people and be mean for fun. It's so not cool." yes. this is what we do for fun. no, we don't need lives. we're not dead.
Thankyou so much #53, bookwork_13!!!!!!!!!!!
ok listen all u twitards, us harry potter fans have lives. And at least we dont fantasize about having sex with harry or take cutouts of him to prom. its just sick. get a life!
FOR HARRY POTTER. FOR MLIA
What is wrong with you Tw*****t fans?! Stop obsessing over a vampire who isn't taking you to the prom
Ok, please don't take an Edward cutout to the prom. It'll completely ruin your social life. Trust me, don't do it. Or if you can't trust me (which is smart, considering I'm a Twilight hater), then ask one of your friends about it. He/she'll say the exact same thing as I am.
..............he'll stand you up, i know i would
Okay...Chick, you need some serious help. I understand you have an obsession, but thats way too much. You need to get a healthier obsession with something REAL. Please also find a real date to prom. I'm saying this with the deepest concern. And if your friends haven't tried to talk you out of this yet, you may need some new friends....Kay Thanks. Bye.
im not sure which is sadder.... the fact she got a life size cut out of edward, the fact that she likes twilight, or the fact that she cant get a real date to the prom so she has to take a gay hobo who uses body glitter
please don't you will be made fun of and it really isn't worth it....now I am not trying to say that harry potter is better(even though it is in my book) I am trying to help you not get made fun of....take it from somebody who knows how to embarrass herself it isn't fun.i am sorry if you take this comment the bad way. Hope you have a good time no matter who you go wit:).
woooow this story is pathetic. and to all of the twilight lovers who want us off of this site, its hard not to go on such a funny, sad life. its like looking at funny pictures or videos
there are no words for how pathetic this is. MLIA forever!
Okay, guys. Anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
Which is why you don't have a real date to prom. Are you that lonely? MLIA
wow, that's just, sad and pathetic
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Let us know hoe that works out for ya.
i feel soooooooo bad for you. maybe if you would get a life and stop obssessing over sparkly fairies that DONT EXIST, you might have gotten a real date.
How could you want to take a cardboard cutout to prom??!?!?!? It's supposed to be an important day in you life.. I bet you're going to take a cardboard cutout to your wedding too.. or your funeral.. baby's christening?? In that case, I'm sure all the guests would be cardboard cutouts too. Have a happy life.
Oh!Wow!! That's original!! when ppl tell you to stand out you really bring it!! nothing says awesome like a cardboard cutout of a scrawny sparkling douche bag...
P.s Did you turn down any REAL people for this.. person-thing-object?
Lol, because everybody knows you'd never get a real date.
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