Today, I sat down in this cute bar and just as I was about to leave a guy who looked excactly like Jasper walked in. Just to be funny I walked up to him and we reanacted the 'Alice-Jasper' meeting scene in Eclipse. My name is Alice, and his name is Jasper. We're going out on Friday. MLIT

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So twilight! (6604) - Needs more twilight.. (3449)

Jan 3, 2010 02:39 PM - My Life - by Alice

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He's lying to you, his name isn't really Jasper, he just said it so he can stalk you :)

#1 - Jan 3, 2010 03:31 PM by YouPeopleScareMe
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Ugh, I can't take all of these muggles. But, despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive. (For anyone who got the reference, you can have a virtual cookie!!)

#2 - Jan 3, 2010 05:15 PM by bookwork_13
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@bookwork_13 I get it but I forgot which book it was in of the HP series.. @OP I bet he wants to suck your blood until you are an Edward look alike :)

#3 - Jan 3, 2010 07:37 PM by sardonic
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He probably likes ween if he could re-enact that scene with you...just saying.

#4 - Jan 4, 2010 07:13 AM by teamliterature
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Ok. I am actually Jealous and inlove = ] Good luck and I hope you become the next Alice and Jaspar. x

#5 - Jan 4, 2010 01:04 PM by Twihardforlife = ]
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my lord, you say you're such a fan but you can't even spell JaspEr right??

#6 - Jan 4, 2010 05:23 PM by bookwork_13
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awww! That is 2 cayutee! :) Have a nice date, OP!

#7 - Jan 4, 2010 06:46 PM by Reneesmae
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renesmae: YOU ARE SO FUCKING SAD IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

#8 - Jan 4, 2010 07:20 PM by bookwork_13
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bookwork_13 : I;m sick of summer and this waitin' around, man it's september so i'm skippin' this town! :) and sardonic:lulfail. its not from one of the books xD

#9 - Jan 5, 2010 11:30 AM by Bella...TRIX Lestrange
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I'm surprised he didn't run away.

#10 - Jan 5, 2010 12:30 PM by kateaboo
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No, his name was not Jasper. You do not have a date this weekend. No guy would know how to reenact the scene with you. This is the fakest story ever, sorry.

#11 - Jan 5, 2010 12:45 PM by jnndwdx3
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Bella...TRIX Lestrange: THANK YOU!!! haha i've been hoping that somebody would do that.

#12 - Jan 5, 2010 02:23 PM by bookwork_13
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Alice you're a fucking liar, if that even IS your real name.

#13 - Jan 5, 2010 03:42 PM by didIreallyjustsignupfml
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Wow. $10.00 says he bangs you and you never hear from him again.

#14 - Jan 5, 2010 04:06 PM by Eli
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I'll throw in $20 for Eli's bet. Guess what? No guy, straight or homosexual, would lower himself to reading those books unless he had to.

#15 - Jan 5, 2010 04:27 PM by they_seriously_dont_exist
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Damn, it's like Meyers went into the future and picked out a random scene out of some boring girls life...

#16 - Jan 5, 2010 04:34 PM by iammorerealthanedward
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TEAM POTTER FOR THE WIN.

#17 - Jan 5, 2010 05:22 PM by yourmom
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TEAM POTTER FOR THE WIN.

#18 - Jan 5, 2010 05:22 PM by yourmom
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EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU. THE BOOK CONSISTS OF BELLA WHINING ABOUT HER HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SPARKLY 100 YEAR OLD CREEPER-STALKER. YOU TWITARDS ALL NEED TO GET LIVES, LEAVE YOUR CULLEN SHRINE, AND GO DO SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE YOUR AGES (WHATEVER AGE THAT MAY BE) NORMALLY DO. REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE AT HOGWARTS.

#19 - Jan 5, 2010 05:26 PM by yourmom
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Yay bookworm_13 go AVPM! I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. Man, it’s September, and I’m skipping this town. Hey It’s no mystery, there’s nothing here for me nowwwwww. Gotta get to Hogwarts! Gotta get back to schoooool....

#20 - Jan 5, 2010 05:30 PM by Alissa5
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Bookwork_13***

#21 - Jan 5, 2010 05:32 PM by Alissa5
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@bookworm_13 and Alissa5 Gotta get back to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool. Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins to ghosts and to magical feasts!!!!!!

#22 - Jan 5, 2010 05:40 PM by aw4life
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This is total bull. Sorry.

#23 - Jan 5, 2010 05:50 PM by staronmybelly
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im pretty sure he just lied to you to get in your dirty STI infested pants

#24 - Jan 5, 2010 05:59 PM by Ibonedrobertpattinson
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Lol! That's so cute (: even if it's not true, a girl can pretend, right? :D yourmom, bookwork_13: really, people like you are the reason the harry potter fandom is gaining such a bad reputation. This comes from a fan of both Twilight AND Harry Potter. Stop being such whiny little ladies, grow a pair and deal with the fact of a healthy competition. Sheesh! If you don't like the books, why even bother spoiling our fun? It's not like WE go bragging about how much better Twilight is than HP.

#25 - Jan 5, 2010 11:30 PM by Funnypenguin
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That's a clear warning signal... srsly. Get the hell out. Srsly.

#26 - Jan 6, 2010 04:34 AM by MagicBeatsSparklesAnytime
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It's all that I love and all that I need at Hogwart's, Hogwarts. I think I'm goin back...

#27 - Jan 6, 2010 12:08 PM by Alissa5
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Today I was walking home. I decided to go through Farmer John's pasture over the barbed wire fence . My overalls caught, and ripped up my testicles. Falling off the fence, I screamed in pain. As I lay on the ground, castrated, all I could think is "THIS ISN'T AS BAD AS THAT TWILIGHT BOOK!!!!!!!!!!"

#28 - Jan 6, 2010 05:54 PM by Successful Troll
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Funnypenguin: You are mistaken. Harry Potter fandom isn't getting a bad reputation. If anything, we are getting a reputation of being smart and funny. So many people hate the twilight series so much, that they don't have time to hate anything else, much less Harry Potter people who are pointing out the creepy flaws of a series they hate. I haven't read one post on this thread that is "whiny", just a lot of posts making fun of something you are a fan of. If anyone is whiny, it's you. We can't 'grow a pair and deal with the fact of a healthy competition" because there ISN'T any competition. Harry Potter rules! :) We aren't spoiling your fun, we are enhancing ours...and you can't go bragging about how Twilight is better than Harry Potter, because it isn't!

#29 - Jan 6, 2010 07:11 PM by hewasCedricFIRST
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I'm so angry that Harry Potter fans think they're smarter than Twighlight fans. You're all the same degree of suck.

#30 - Jan 6, 2010 08:35 PM by itwinklewhenipeeamiavamp?
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yeah right. this is flippin fake. cus first of all, there's like only 10 people in the world named jasper. secong of all, chances of of alice and jasper meeting and recreating the scene? get flippin real. grow up.

#31 - Jan 7, 2010 01:14 AM by twilightbites
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When you use phrases like "the same degree of suck", what are people supposed to think? That doesn't even make sense.

#32 - Jan 7, 2010 10:27 AM by hewasCedricFIRST
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hewasCedricFIRST: tahnk you!! Honestly, thank you for tying to tell them the truth (though admittedly, I do not think it will work).. ANYWAY...... Team POTTER!!

#33 - Jan 7, 2010 12:39 PM by RoonilWazlib
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Avada Kedavra.

#34 - Jan 7, 2010 07:40 PM by Malfoy Kicks Cullen's Ass
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@Alissa5 I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry. Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky. NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome!

#35 - Jan 7, 2010 07:51 PM by Luna
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RoonilWazlib: You are so welcome! I agree, though. It's a lost cause. I LOVE your name, by the way. Ron is my favorite, and that part in HBP is so cute and funny!

#36 - Jan 7, 2010 09:57 PM by hewasCedricFIRST
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Weasley is our King! Weasley is our King! He didn't let the Quaffle in, Weasley is our King Weasley can save anything, He never leaves a single ring, That's why Gryffindors all sing: Weasley is our King.

#37 - Jan 7, 2010 10:13 PM by ginnylovesharry
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At #30; you are mad because you think Harry Potter fans are smarter than "Twighlight" fans? At least they can spell their fandom.

#38 - Jan 8, 2010 02:08 AM by quietlygoesby
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We think we're smarter because we are. When was the last time you saw a HP-fan running around screaming and checking for vampires everytime she/he saw a certain car? (something probably 1/4 of the people posting here have in common).

#39 - Jan 8, 2010 02:35 PM by MagicBeatsSparklesAnytime
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You HP lovers seem to think Harry potter is better than Twilight. Well, think what you want, I'm not gonna stop you...but you have to respect Twilight and the Twilighters. We don't go around screaming, "HARRY POTTER IS GAYYYY" "THERE ARE NO WIZARDS, GET A LIFE, LOSERS!!!" etc. We don't make fun of you for reading them. We don't even brag about Twilight!!! We don't do any of that because we are respectful of others beliefs. We aren't stupid of liking Twilight, and you aren't smarter for liking Harry potter. And do you know what's really ridiculous? You are spending all your time on a website FOR US TWIFANS just to make idiotic remarks on how harry Potter is better. Do I do that my Averagewizard.com? No. Do any of these others? NO! So, think b4 you bash.

#40 - Jan 8, 2010 03:22 PM by Reneesmae
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Funnypenguin: you want us to be little ladies but grow a pair? what the hell?

#41 - Jan 8, 2010 03:52 PM by bookwork_13
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HARRY: I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on! and do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome RON: yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome! DIALOUGE RON: It's been so long, but we're going back don't go for work, don't go there for class HARRY: As long as were together-- RON: -- gonna kick some ass HARRY & RON: ... and its gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm, stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm HERMIONE: but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class if we want to pass our OWLS! DIALOUGE HERMIONE: I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start what I lack in looks well I make up in heart, and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome this year I plan to study a lot... RON: that would be cool if you were actually hot HARRY: hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got! RON: and that's cool... HERMIONE: ... and that's totally awesome HARRY, RON, HERMIONE: yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!

#42 - Jan 8, 2010 04:28 PM by HogwartsBabe21
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well hopefuly he not a sicko, since do that s*** then you going to get hurt one day! just a warning.

#43 - Jan 8, 2010 09:58 PM by blackwingnekomata
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Your people are so sad... Wanting your life to be like Twilight... In fact its pathetic.... Get over it.... It was one of the stupidest, worst written books in history.... Vampires aren't real.... So get a life.....

#44 - Jan 9, 2010 11:33 AM by harrypotterrulesforever
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To bookwork_13, it's Act 1 Part 1 of A Very Potter Musical

#45 - Jan 9, 2010 12:43 PM by Wizard_Potter
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I've gotta get back to Hogwarts, I've gotta get back to school. I've got to get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool. Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love and it's all that I need at Hogwats, Hogwats. :)

#46 - Jan 9, 2010 12:45 PM by Wizard_Potter
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I'm sick of summer and just waitin around, then its september so im skipping this town, hey its no mystery! theres nothing here for me now! (i accept ur virtual cookie and give u a virtual chocolate frog)

#47 - Jan 9, 2010 02:00 PM by to dance again
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*i accept your chocolate frog, and here, have a licorice wand!* oooh i got dumbledore!!! but can i just say that i am insanely happy that most of these comments are the lyrics to gotta get back to hogwarts? and also, funnypenguin, i got a bone ter pick with you. i wasn't being rude, merely posting the lyrics to a song. nothing wrong with that, is there?

#48 - Jan 9, 2010 04:01 PM by bookwork_13
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i am proud to call bookwork_13 my sister. oh and twilighters suck...

#49 - Jan 9, 2010 04:33 PM by HP_ismylife
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You need help.. get a life.. and get a life!

#50 - Jan 9, 2010 04:57 PM by fredlivesforever
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And then you wake up and realise you are a fat no life paedophile fantasiser with a fetish for glitter and blood...

#51 - Jan 9, 2010 05:43 PM by YouLostTheGame
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First of all: what vampire sparkles?! Second of all: there's going to be a sequel to avpm!! Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?! I love Draco in that musical sooo much! And Twilight sucks.

#52 - Jan 9, 2010 07:24 PM by Kmlilient
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My favorite part of AVPM is when Goyle sings "AND IT'S GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME!" It reminded me of Batman :)

#53 - Jan 9, 2010 08:05 PM by Rowena Ravenclaw
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this sucks royal hippogriff!!

#54 - Jan 9, 2010 08:40 PM by bookwork_13
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this is actually more sympathethic than all the others. this, i can live with.

#55 - Jan 10, 2010 02:55 AM by badromance
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No one seemed to pay attention to what I said, so I shall repost: You HP lovers seem to think Harry potter is better than Twilight. Well, think what you want, I'm not gonna stop you...but you have to respect Twilight and the Twilighters. We don't go around screaming, "HARRY POTTER IS GAYYYY" "THERE ARE NO WIZARDS, GET A LIFE, LOSERS!!!" etc. We don't make fun of you for reading them. We don't even brag about Twilight!!! We don't do any of that because we are respectful of others beliefs. We aren't stupid of liking Twilight, and you aren't smarter for liking Harry potter. And do you know what's really ridiculous? You are spending all your time on a website FOR US TWIFANS just to make idiotic remarks on how harry Potter is better. Do I do that my Averagewizard.com? No. Do any of these others? NO! So, think b4 you bash.

#56 - Jan 10, 2010 11:20 AM by Reneesmae
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tl;dr I raped a bloke called Jasper, Shit was cash. mai Right?

#57 - Jan 10, 2010 02:24 PM by Rapistandproud
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I think that you'll be sadly disappointed with your date. How did you not pick up that he's gay?

#58 - Jan 10, 2010 02:30 PM by forNARNIA
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He's a pedo. I checked.

#59 - Jan 10, 2010 02:35 PM by harrypotterules19
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@u lost the game. 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also, cocks.

#60 - Jan 10, 2010 02:44 PM by Rapistandproud
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Today, I sat down in this cute bar and just as I was about to leave a guy who looked excactly like Harry walked in. Just to be funny I walked up to him and we reanacted the 'Harry-Ginny' meeting scene in the Half-Blood Prince. My name is Ginny, and his name is Harry. We're going out on Friday. MLIHP

#61 - Jan 10, 2010 04:35 PM by SiriusBlack>JacobBlack
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Hey. We only run around saying bad things about Twilight because the writing is terrible and because you all over react over every thing we say. The second post referances a song from A Very Potter Musical, and the whole "I don't know what book it's from" is common and not frowned on. Just sayin'

#62 - Jan 10, 2010 06:52 PM by GirlWhosObssedWithHarryP
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Oh, and I like Twilight. Not more than Harry Potter, though.

#63 - Jan 10, 2010 06:53 PM by GirlWhosObssedWithHarryP
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One word: FAKE

#64 - Jan 10, 2010 07:25 PM by _sydnee_
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It's sad that you have time to sit here and make that up, just so your story will be posted on here.

#65 - Jan 10, 2010 09:24 PM by BlahBlahBlah
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Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile. I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life. And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this. Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.

#66 - Jan 11, 2010 07:40 AM by Lestat is a sex beast
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Has anyone other than me noticed that over half the comments are about how much twilight sux and half of those are about how harry potter rules? oh and if harry beats voldemort and voldemort beats cedric and cedric is robert and robert is edward then doesn't that make Harry way better than edward?

#67 - Jan 11, 2010 01:00 PM by to dance again
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If he's seen Twilight and enjoyed it, he's probably a stalker :)

#68 - Jan 11, 2010 01:12 PM by Icantbelievethis
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get a life. go die twilight obsessers.

#69 - Jan 11, 2010 02:29 PM by TWILIGHT.IS.FUCKING.GAY
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i'm confused.. why do twilight haters take the time to come on here, make user names, and comment? They obviously have nothing better to do, that says a lot of your character and social life.

#70 - Jan 11, 2010 04:50 PM by bella620
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i used to believe in humanity... but then i found this site. then i read the comments. i love you people!

#71 - Jan 11, 2010 05:41 PM by Voldy
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bella620: you fail at life.

#72 - Jan 11, 2010 07:31 PM by bookwork_13
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to dance again: I follow your logic. Seems correct to me! HP > Voldemort > Cedric = Robert = Edward, therefore HP > Twilight. The math doesn't lie.

#73 - Jan 11, 2010 09:30 PM by hewasCedricFIRST
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As much as I agree that some Harry Potter fans are just as bad as the Twilight fans, in our defense, Harry Potter is actually well written C:

#74 - Jan 12, 2010 01:06 AM by Moonshoespotterstarkidpot
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Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :) And the chances that a girl called Alice and a guy called Jasper, who has read those books, would meet and RE-ENACT a scene from said books without knowing each other is about one in a trillion, so my verdict? F-A-K-E. And learn to spell.

#75 - Jan 12, 2010 03:07 AM by team_ron
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SCREW TWILIGHT!!!!! and i cant believe how huge the difference is between vampires from back then to vampires now, vampires used to suck blood, but now they suck cock -Mission accomplished from MLIA please copy and paste and post this on other MLIT posts

#76 - Jan 12, 2010 02:52 PM by EdwardCullenmustDie
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In a way this is kind of cool - I hope he turns out to be a nice guy :)

#77 - Jan 13, 2010 01:30 AM by Bella's Lullaby
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I for one think it's hilarious how there are so many Twilight haters on this site, but no Harry Potter haters on our site (I shall not speak the name, in case it gets infested with vampire-loving muggles). Edward is simply a crazy psycho who's child ate his wife's womb. Lovely book! : ) Oh, and by the way... This year you bet, I'm gonna get out of here, the reign of Malfoy is drawing near. I'll have the greatest wizard career, and it's gonna be totally awesome! Look out world, for the dawn of the day, when everyone will do whatever I say! And Potter won't be in my way, and then I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

#78 - Jan 13, 2010 01:45 PM by DracoMalfoyEatsCullens
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I know!!! I have NEVER seen a Harry Potter hater on our site (I too shall not say the name), but there are so many T******t haters here. And at least on our site, people use proper grammar and spelling so people can actually tell what they write. P.S. Yeah, you'll be the one who is totally awesome.

#79 - Jan 13, 2010 04:02 PM by Half_Blood_Princess
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TEAM POTTER

#80 - Jan 13, 2010 10:19 PM by harrypotterftw!
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That's a load of BS and you know it, you are no way going on a date, nor is your name Alice and his Jasper, and nor did you reenact the scene.

#81 - Jan 14, 2010 05:28 PM by rageagainstTWILIGHT
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OP: If this is true, which I doubt it is, I'm just warning you right now: If he can re-enact a scene from Twilight, chances are he'd prefer an Edward or a Jacob to an Alice. Just sayin'. Also: Who knows how fast this year's gonna go? Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow... HARRY: Maybe at last, I'll talk to Cho! RON: Oh no, that'd be way too awesome! We're back to learn everything that we can, it's great to come back to where we began, and here we are...and ALAKAZAM! Here we go, this is totally awesome!

#82 - Jan 15, 2010 02:44 PM by didsomeonesaydracomalfoy
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This one time I punched a girl in the fucking face and she was like "my name's bella" and we had sex im a sparkly faggot rape my face

#83 - Jan 16, 2010 10:26 AM by Derp de derp
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i used to think that killing people would make them like me.... but it just makes them dead.

#84 - Jan 16, 2010 09:02 PM by winkythehouseelf
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F.Y.I. Renesmee, your calling Harry Potter gay when your a fan of a 100 year old virgin who sparkles . . .

#85 - Jan 17, 2010 04:21 PM by to dance again
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IT NEVER HAPPENED!

#86 - Jan 17, 2010 04:23 PM by Lolacoaster
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@bookwork_13: I'm sick of summer and just waiting around, when it's september I'll be skipping this town. Hey it's no mystery, for anyone to see howwww. I gotta get back to hogwarts. I gotta get back to school I gotta get myself to hogwarts where everything is magic cooooooool. Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts, it's a magical feast. It's all that I love and it's all that I need at hogwarts hogwarts :) "WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?"

#87 - Jan 18, 2010 03:10 PM by doesnotcare
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Hufflepuff's are especially good at finding things

#88 - Jan 18, 2010 05:30 PM by to dance again
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HAHA. NO.

#89 - Jan 18, 2010 06:23 PM by WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITHYOU
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To bookwork_13 and everyone who made AVPM references, thank you for persivering (spelling on that word?) through all the obsessed twihards and insisting on spreading the amazingness of Harry Potter.

#90 - Jan 18, 2010 08:52 PM by HP.AllTheWay
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"Huffelpuff's are excelent finders!" "What the hell is a Huffelpuff??"

#91 - Jan 18, 2010 09:02 PM by HP.AllTheWay
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Kill yourself. It seems like natural selection is failing us so you have to do the work this time around.

#92 - Jan 19, 2010 01:10 PM by fetusjuice
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TWILIGHT HAS CREATED THE OBSESSION OF LITTLE FUCKEN GIRLS BEING IN LOVE WITH FAKE FUCKEN CHARACTERS IN A SHIT FUCKEN BOOK, GROW THE FUCK UP. FUCK TWILIGHT!

#93 - Jan 20, 2010 05:05 AM by 874K3
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Reneesmae, you don't have to repeat it because we GET. THE. POINT. And no one cares. So? We never told you, "oh, you can't come to AW!" You could go there and bash us all you want, but we would be unaffected and ignore everything. We don't overreact. Us wizards and witches tend to be strong, we don't freak out over armies of Twitards. Besides, you may have vampires and wolves but we have the Dark Lord. Bwahahahaha. Pwned.

#94 - Jan 20, 2010 07:48 PM by HP4eva
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I have to call BS on this post. His name isn't jasper. You're all just so obsessed with these book characters you want to love them. GTFO OF THE WORLD.

#95 - Jan 23, 2010 01:15 PM by Grangerlyfe
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Okay I understand harry potter fans that you hate the twilight book so much. But like why do you guys care so much if she is lying or not. Even if she is overly obsessed with the books and she could be lying. Why do you guys care? And sorry if I am assuming that you care. But putting so much time and effort into this site that was created for something you hate so much makes me think that.

#96 - Jan 24, 2010 10:22 AM by akm
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You're gonna get raped.

#97 - Jan 24, 2010 09:36 PM by tman523
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Yes, the people who like Harry Potter and understand that the characters are fictional and it is an entertaining story have a more pathetic social life than the Twilight fans who can't quite grasp the fact that vampires do not exist. Good logic there, bella620. When you are reduced to taking a cardboard cut-out to your senior prom, then you have hit rock bottom when it comes to having a life.

#98 - Jan 26, 2010 08:08 PM by you're all psycho
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That poor guy, going out with a Twitard like you.

#99 - Jan 27, 2010 04:39 PM by harrpotterroxmysox
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Sorry, I just wanted to make it 100... I GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS!!!!

#100 - Jan 29, 2010 05:30 PM by bookwork_13
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If ya lieing your a disgrace to twilight fans everywhere tuttutt, if hes lying he could be a stalker or something you could end up like rosalie without a carlisle to save you and if noones lying that is the sweetest thing!!!

#101 - Jan 30, 2010 07:14 AM by JaspersAngel
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fuck you faggots all of you are fucking idiots go suck edwards dicks you bitches online

#102 - Jan 30, 2010 04:34 PM by ifuckinghatetwilight
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#103 - Jan 30, 2010 04:39 PM by THUGAIM
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