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Just now my friend showed me an MLIA that was making fun of Twilight and I responded by saying "That's okay because I have MLIT so I don't need MLIA." MLIT.

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So twilight! (235) - Needs more twilight.. (1501)

Jan 25, 2010 06:45 PM - Random - by scullen

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Even though it is clear that the minds of the MLIAers are far more superior than yours.

#1 - Jan 26, 2010 01:57 PM by Ihateedward
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I used to really like MLIA but I got tired of the immature, repetitive Harry Potter related posts, and continued posts about how cool someone's teacher is. I love MLIT because it definitely is!

#2 - Jan 26, 2010 05:31 PM by inkstainedsoul
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this sickens me....

#3 - Jan 26, 2010 10:07 PM by teamweasley
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Well, tbh, you don't NEED either. And inkstainedsoul, you're just in denial that Harry Potter is better than Twilight :o

#4 - Jan 27, 2010 04:59 AM by shoopdawhoop
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let me guess you havnt read harry potter, you brain capasity can only hold the illitrate twilight

#5 - Jan 27, 2010 09:13 PM by TeamDiggory
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i'm all for vampires like dracula, but gay glittery 108 year old virgins?? no thanks...ah cedric

#6 - Jan 28, 2010 12:59 PM by michaelax
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hmm this is corny, go and do something reasonable, like reading littaerature (Tw*l*ght does NOT count, while Harry Potter, on the other hand, does)..

#7 - Jan 31, 2010 04:29 PM by RoonilWazlib
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ppl stfu about harry potter twilight is way better

#8 - Feb 8, 2010 01:50 PM by TwilightRoxMySoxOff
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How about reading a good book, such as Paradise Lost or Dante's Inferno. #8: Long ago, when writing was at it's prime, there was a genius that decided to make something to end sentences. You know what it was called? A period. Learn how to use it.

#9 - Feb 9, 2010 07:23 PM by BillyMays
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The reason you don't need MLIA is because your mind is to inept to comprehend the wit and actual humor that comes from people who's minds are not addled and fried by the harsh chemical rubbish that is twilight.

#10 - Feb 15, 2010 09:45 PM by DubledoresAverage
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Harry Potter is about a struggling teen overcoming horrible situations in a world all people wished existed. Twilight is about the importance of having a boyfriend.

#11 - Feb 18, 2010 05:00 PM by 139TeamDumbledore
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This sickens me...MLIA pwns you all...e.o Twilight is a great read...but spun way way way WAY out of proportion.

#12 - Feb 20, 2010 07:01 PM by alicequarantine
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Muggles will believe anything these days...

#13 - Feb 24, 2010 07:52 PM by AHeroToSaveYouAll
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MLIA is the best. It shows that people enjoy the randomness in their life MLIT however shows how obsessed people are with glittering vampires. I mean who would ask their bf to be like edward cullen? or to break up cause they're not as good as vampires? or not eating and crying for days cause they're in love with a fictional character hoping that one day they will come in to their lives. Grow up MLITers

#14 - Feb 28, 2010 01:43 AM by ariannakim
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Huh, look at this. We're making fun of Twilight on MLIT as well!!! What now, Muggle?!?!?!

#15 - Mar 8, 2010 04:33 PM by ImInRavenclaw
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MLIA is awesome and if there was a "meh" button I'd vote that even though I'm a fan of twilight. Rob Pattinson was Cedric before he was Edward anyway... And he was better looking then.

#16 - Mar 8, 2010 05:47 PM by gogators511
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MLIA shows people who live life and make the best of what happens, MLIT shows the people who are stuck in their own little world and will probably never be successful. sad little children

#17 - Mar 9, 2010 06:53 PM by fuck-twilight
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MLIA is eight billion time better. And twilight sucks

#18 - Mar 9, 2010 07:00 PM by Siriuspadfoot
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I love how MLIA is taking over MLIT. Epicness.

#19 - Mar 12, 2010 03:10 PM by ipwnyourface
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@AHeroToSaveYouAll Muggles these days, seriously! Don't even give a hippogriff's tail about the epic tale of the boy who lived. Team Potter!

#20 - Mar 14, 2010 05:37 PM by PantsSparklesBBQ
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#19, I just think that you could be my long lost best friend...or sister. MLIT doesn't even update everyday, MLIA is almost every 30 minutes or less. Were better and faster...WE GOT THE NINJA MOVES TOO!

#21 - Mar 19, 2010 02:05 PM by MyLifeisAveragest
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and edward cullen would be murdured by a ninja

#22 - Mar 19, 2010 05:59 PM by BellatrixpwnsBella
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*GASP* Mylifeistwilight better? We need to get these people to the Ministry to have their brains tested immediately!

#23 - Mar 24, 2010 11:58 AM by PotterPal96
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i'm sorry. what? i believe this person needs an intervention. help. an excercism. now, don't get me wrong. twilight isn't bad. i enjoyed reading it. i enjoy talking about it every now and again. the movies were just shit, but that's because none of them can really act out any emotions besides lautner and the chick that played alice. and that emotional range was bubbly and serious. yay. anyway... my life is average is far more entertaining than this site. really and truly. i laugh at nearly every post on MLIA. i laughed at three posts on here, two done by MLIAers. please, take some notes from your average counterparts. for your sanity.

#24 - Mar 29, 2010 02:51 AM by wow. just wow.
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....and mine.

#25 - Mar 29, 2010 02:55 AM by wow. just wow.
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MLIA ALL THE WAY

#26 - Mar 30, 2010 04:25 PM by JessicaDawn
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Yes, but MLIA has moved here because it's funnier laughing at you losers.

#27 - Mar 30, 2010 05:17 PM by ILaughAtYouAll
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i enjoy watching twilight fans make absolute retards out of themselves and population of average peole 80 million poulation of people who can date twighlight characters 3

#28 - Mar 30, 2010 06:54 PM by evertonia13
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OP's Friend FTW. MLIA forever

#29 - Apr 2, 2010 04:24 PM by Ieatvampires
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I just skimmed through these comments, but so far it looks like MLIA readers, who are twilight haters, checked on this website and looked up MLIA. They all commented comments like, "twilight sux", and "MLIA rox!"... I AGREE!!!! MLIA ISN'T PATHETIC LIKE MLIT!

#30 - Apr 4, 2010 02:44 PM by mliAfan
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Ok, first off this website sucks! Second MLIA is only THE best website ever. And Twilight freaks are stupid, escpecially if the like edward.... Cuz he's a rapist stalker fairy!!!! He's a total butt and Harry Potter is 1) attractive 2) is a wizard and therefore can kick edwardos butt 3) doesn't sound like he's constipated! Yeah edwardo sounds like he's constipated when he TRYS to hide his accent.... Anywho I don't care that these twilight freaks hate my guts.... I feel like a can account for all the MLIA-ers when I say TWILIGHT SUCKS!!!!!!!

#31 - Apr 5, 2010 07:51 PM by LillyEvans007
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@LillyEvans007 so true... I realized that all the stupid kids in my class read twilight and love it and they hate Harry Potter... which means... twilight= easy to read, no hard words... ect... Harry Potter= lots of hard words, hard to read... ect....

#32 - Apr 7, 2010 10:08 AM by mliAfan
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ok so yeah u have mlit so u dont need mlia...lets think bout this for a second...the only reason this website is even here is because its a freaken copy of MLIA!!!!!! ps. HARRYPOTTER4EVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#33 - Apr 8, 2010 04:15 PM by harrypotter4evr
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MLIA FOR THE WIN. and how could you NOT live without it? and yea, MLIT wouldnt exist without MLIA. but still not a huge fan of harry potter. but still better than Twilight

#34 - Apr 8, 2010 06:48 PM by EdwardsHairyNips
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you all stink, harry potter is the best. more people on MLIT are MLIAers here to laugh at freaks like you :P (that isnt a nice stick-tong-outy)

#35 - Apr 9, 2010 08:17 AM by twilight is stupid
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your also idiots because you allowed people to have user names like mine

#36 - Apr 9, 2010 08:18 AM by twilight is stupid
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MyLifeisHarryPotter FTW! MLIHP.com or MyLifeisHP.com

#37 - Apr 10, 2010 07:08 PM by Eamon
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The only thing worse than our society falling to the glittery hands of creepers, is the thought that this could go on forever. One day, when you Read a book with sentence structure, you will understand Why 'The little train that could' pwns Tw*l*ght. Just like MLIA pwns n00bs.

#38 - Apr 11, 2010 12:49 PM by PedosRhott!!
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just to add to the debate: MLIT is actually about twilight. MLIA is in no way about average stuff anymore. And while i enjoy reading both (MLIT for the lulz and MLIA for the awesum stories) i think i side with MLIT on this. Btw this does not mean i like twilight, cauz i really dont, it just means that, well, at least MLIT keeps to its title :P

#39 - Apr 14, 2010 03:46 PM by jazspaz
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Oh dear, why don't you read some real literature like, say I don't know, anything ELSE in your library?! There are SO many other good books out there and while I may be obsessed with Harry Potter I've also read the Series of Unfortunate Events, Percy Jackson, Lord of the Rings, ect. I don't live, breathe or speak Harry Potter. MLIA is actually a pretty cool site and hating it because of a couple comments is complete bullshit.

#40 - Apr 24, 2010 05:23 PM by SlytherinQueen13
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EVERYONE needs MLIA

#41 - Apr 26, 2010 01:18 PM by HermionexGranger
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MLIA is so much better than Twilight. Twilight is for leathery old hags who seriously think that they are so much better than everyone else. FYI Harry Potter is so much better, but ofcourse your puny uneducated brains would be incapable of comprehending it.

#42 - Apr 29, 2010 04:07 PM by Laurella
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GO MLIA!

#43 - May 3, 2010 04:10 PM by Pun-intended
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Ok what is better, stories about ninjas, Waldo, dinosaurs, harry potter, and other or stores about vampires which sparke and promotes bestility and necrophilla? We have a winner

#44 - May 14, 2010 06:41 PM by MylifeisHP
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That might have been my MLIA post...

#45 - May 15, 2010 05:50 PM by ProudMLIAer
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ok im sorry but MLIA is way better i like twilight but this site is really sick if you pretent your boyfriend is edward or jacob they are not even real...jacob is taylor lautner and edward is robert pattinson this is really sick!

#46 - May 18, 2010 08:47 AM by hockeygurl33
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Today, I read this post and concluded that MLITers are crap at comebacks. MLIA.

#47 - May 26, 2010 08:45 AM by Ceesau
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How could you not need MLIA. MLIA is so awesome. THIS PROVES THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE A LIFE!

#48 - Jun 7, 2010 02:17 PM by _twilight
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You have a mylife is twilight so you dont need a my life is average? please tell me u meant i have a twilight life so i dont need an average one? haha this site makes me lose faith in humans.

#49 - Jul 3, 2010 09:45 PM by fagflip
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You gave up MLIA for MLIT!? That's live giving up a 12oz King Sirloin for a greasy burger patty you found on the floor!

#50 - Jul 7, 2010 09:20 PM by Proffessor Moony
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Read a REAL vampire book! House of Night. Vampire Kisses. Peeps. Watch a REAL vampire movie! Nosferatu. Dracula. Lost Boys. Learn about a REAL vampire! Elizabeth Bathory. Dracula. And MLIA is sooo much better! Thanks.

#51 - Jul 15, 2010 10:40 AM by HouseOfNightRocksNotThis
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Jesus that's like trading 1 quarter for 10 pennies because 10 is more than 1...

#52 - Jul 18, 2010 02:02 PM by #1TwilightHater
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@scullen... Right. The Harry Potter posts are too repeditive, yet on MLIT the only posts are about sparkly fairies. You NEED to read something worthwhile...try MLIA again.

#53 - Jul 26, 2010 05:56 PM by mlia4eva
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Dracula: vampire edweird: faggot go read MLIA or Harry Potter cos twilight sucks

#54 - Aug 2, 2010 08:27 AM by TEAMMLIA!
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Don't you EVER compare MLIA and MLIT. We all know MLIA is superior. Don't be surprised if a team of harry potter - loving, kick ass ninjas ambush your house.

#55 - Aug 2, 2010 08:29 AM by loopygirlx3
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You sicken me, MLIA is far superior to MLIT, so much better it can not even be compared to this site of pathetic people who post their sad, obssesed Twilight stories. What loopygirlx3 said is very true, so consider yourself warned...

#56 - Aug 12, 2010 12:47 PM by harrypotterisincredible
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@Ceesau. I agree. And it probably took the OP a couple of days to figure out a comeback!

#57 - Aug 13, 2010 12:19 PM by HPisbetterthanTwitlight
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@HouseOfNightRocksNotThis I have the odd feeling that some of those books are past the third grade reading levels, so... Most of these people couldn't read them if they tried... Sucks for them.

#58 - Aug 14, 2010 05:25 AM by harrypotterissuperior
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As a Twilight-fan-turned-hater, I gotta say, MLIA is like the breath of fresh air that allows me to survive on days when the Twi-tards get out of hand. Furthermore, even the Twilight fans at my school read MLIA on a daily basis. I'm sorry to inform you of this, but if you honestly think MLIT is better than MLIA for even a second I would recommend grabbing the nearest crappy Meyer-pire book near you and banging it against your head until your good taste returns.

#59 - Aug 14, 2010 05:31 PM by TheResistancesAlly
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@OP: Nice one!

#60 - Aug 15, 2010 11:58 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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That's just wrong. Harry Potter is muchh better than Twilight. See: Harry Potter= Awesome Kid who survived through life threatening, on the edge of your seat action situations as compared to Twilight= Sparkly hundred year old fairy falls in love with less than average unpopular sad girl. Woo, I can see how that's a great movie. -_-

#61 - Aug 23, 2010 05:17 PM by melissamonkey101
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why don't you go make yourself an hero.

#62 - Sep 1, 2010 01:14 AM by the storm
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MLIT is for people that are less intelligent than MLIAers. And by the way, it seems as if many MLIAers and Average Wizards invaded this site.

#63 - Oct 26, 2010 07:31 PM by HarryPotterAverageWizard
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DONT YOU DARE INSULT MLIA. MLIA IS FAR SUPERIOR TO MLIT AND ALWAYS WILL BE. NINJAS, ATTACK!!!!!

#64 - Oct 28, 2010 04:00 PM by avadakedavrasparklyvamps
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Dracula is rolling in his grave... Don't be surprised if the Ninjas and Pirates come to your house tonight...

#65 - Dec 5, 2010 12:36 AM by Dracula_is_ashamed
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You have no need of MLIA because you have MLIT? That's like saying you don't need medicine because you can take horse droppings.

#66 - Dec 10, 2010 11:42 PM by Thrall
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MLIAers rule! You probably dont need MLIA because your brain is fried from Twilight!

#67 - Jan 2, 2011 01:31 PM by kitkat1
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Saying Twilight is better than Harry Potter or MLIT is better then MLIA is like saying that you like rolling in horse poop more than taking a shower. Come on! Remember: Edward Cullen was Cedric Diggory before Twilight. MLIA & MLIHP :-D

#68 - Jan 7, 2011 02:41 PM by TwilightMakesMeThrowUp
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Yeah, you don't really need to go to MLIA... you can find MLIAers' posts right here on MLIT.

#69 - Jan 16, 2011 08:53 AM by Dumbledore's Army
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@ImInRavenclaw, me too!! Go Ravenclaw!

#70 - Jan 18, 2011 12:40 PM by HPotter>Twilight
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You know, my best friend used to be a Twilight fan. Then some people showed her the light (meaning Harry Potter), and when I heard her insulting Edward Cullen, I decided to show her the awesome website called MLIA. She's one of us now! Oh, and @OP: You do realize, right, that if it wasn't for MLIA, you wouldn't have your sparkly little website here (which we have taken over)?

#71 - Jan 18, 2011 05:50 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Okay, I've been in love with Harry Potter since the 3rd grade, and I still am. And I read the Twilight series, liked it, kind of got obsessed (but not as bad as the people on here..scary...) and now I really don't care about it. My friend told me about MLIA, and I LOVE IT. And sure I guess it's okay you only have an MLIT, but you have to realize most of the people on here are making fun of Twilight. So you get the making fun of Twilight, but none of the awesome stories.

#72 - Jan 30, 2011 10:36 AM by Cedric_Shouldn't_Sparkle
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Don't be hating on MLIA or Harry Potter. They're both far superior to this site or twilight, respectively.

#73 - Jan 30, 2011 08:54 PM by whereswaldo
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Seriously, this book is not good! Get it through your head! Bestiality, necrophilia, pedoplilia, and just general creepiness! Also, the protagonist is a total weakling. Flaws are okay, but this is just an empty person. She cannot do ANYTHING without Edward. For those who say "It's just because she's a human and not a vampire," that's stupid. Katniss is human. So are alot of female protagonists. Alot of REAL humans don't have boyfriends and THEY don't fly into depression.

#74 - Feb 1, 2011 12:28 PM by no questions = no lies
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Seriously? What kind of comeback is that? Also Edward... he doesn't kill people, he sparkles in the sun, he moves fast. He isn't a vampire, he's a stinkin fairy!

#75 - Feb 5, 2011 05:17 AM by teamdumbledorealltheway
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#32 that's because your stupid and don't know good literature when you see it HARRY POTTER RULES THE WORLD AND TWILIGHT CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!!

#76 - May 17, 2011 09:35 PM by bananaboat1998
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Mlia is awesome and always wil be bitchesssss

#77 - May 17, 2011 09:37 PM by bananaboat1998
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HARRY POTTER is the best any sane, inteligent person would agree and twilight just needs to die in a hole...............MLIT shouldnt try and copy MLIA cuz its always going to be better

#78 - May 30, 2011 02:39 PM by RonWeasley159
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I feel as if you have been brainwashed... or Confunded?

#79 - Jul 15, 2011 10:55 PM by haterz
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Twilight is like a dementor. It sucks. It sucks your soul.

#80 - Jul 15, 2011 10:56 PM by haterz
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Don't make me get my wand out!

#81 - Aug 1, 2011 10:50 PM by CedricLives!
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This movie is such a joke. Im going to the premier of breaking dawn dressed up like harry potter. Walk in. and scream oops wrong movie! HAHAH TAKE THAT HATERS "expecto patronum" those dementors! YEAHHH

#82 - Aug 1, 2011 10:54 PM by Dobbylives
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@Dobbylives- YOU ARE AWESOME! I'll be there, too, but I'm the one holding up a huge sign that says "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, the End of an Era; Breaking Dawn Part 2, the End of an Error" and singing A Very Potter Musical songs. I suggest we join forces.

#83 - Aug 25, 2011 09:36 AM by GryffindorGal
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no... you do need MLIA.

#84 - Aug 31, 2011 03:07 PM by hp4eva22
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at least people on mlia have a concept of reality and don't think there are vampires or that there going to turn into vampires.

#85 - Oct 19, 2011 12:13 AM by rosie1684
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all I have to say is, 1) Why do you let us MLIAers infuriate you, and 2) FOR NARNIA!!!!!!

#86 - Jan 15, 2012 11:04 PM by thelightsburningyouguysHP
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