today, my mum came in my room and picked up my robert pattinson biography and said "damn! i got you thsi for christmas i didnt know you already had it!" i think thats about the 10th time that has happened in the past two weeks or so... how i love twilight

I saw this girl at school that looks exactly like alice and we are now best friends but I will never tell her why I wanted to be friends with her. I still smile every time I see her and I feel like I'm hanging out with alice whenever I'm with her. MLIT.

Today, my mom asked me why I don't have a boyfriend, I told her it is because no one compares to Edward. MLIT.

So im babysitting my 8 year old nephew. He is jumping off the couch and growling. I asked him what he was doing. He said Im being like Jacob. I'm working on my jumping and growling and next im going to work on my abs. Im pretty sure my life is twilight.

I like in a house with a basement suite. Me and my boyfriend up and a girl downstairs. Me and the girl love twilight, while the boys hate it. We took about 30-40 posters and posted them all over the laundry room in spite. Needless to say i do all of the laundry. And enjoy every bit of it. MLIT

Today my dad went to Phoenix and I told him to say hi to Bella for me. He then asked me what the address is.... MLIT

Today I considered dating a guy I used to like but now hate a lot. He asked me to see New Moon with him. MLIT.

Today I found out my favorite shirt was missing. I was happy for a while, I was hoping an army of newborns took it. MLIT.

You know how kids love to pretend play ? My boys (5 & 6y) & girl (8y) no longer act out Optimus, Megatron & Supergirl roles. I was in my room & overheard them acting out Twilight scenes. Faves of theirs are baseball & Edward/James fight scenes. I have an Alice, an Edward & a Jasper living with me!

Today I was talking to my co-worker whose last name is Cullen, I almost asked her if she was related to Edward. MLIT

Today I used the new strawberry scented shampoo and conditioner. Edward, I'm waiting! MLIT

Today my friends and I were discussing abortion, the pros and cons. Like how in a circumstance when the baby is causing harm to the mother, it's necesary. My friend then replied "Like Bella in Breaking Dawn..." Frequent Twilight references states that MLIT

My friend and I happen to run into a lot of random people who love Twilight and we also have dreams about it. It seems that Twilight pops up EVERYWHERE. So, we now call it "The Twilight Stalker." So when we text about it, we say for instance "OMG, The Twilight Stalker was in Taco Bell. O.o" MLIT. :)

Me and my BF were hanging out inside a library. We sat on the floor, looked at each other and started yelling "Dog" and "Bloodsucker" (I'm team Edward, she's team Jacob) for like, half an hour. people looked, we didn't even care. MLIT forever (I guess)

On the 23 I was at work, cutting paper-cartons. In the process, I managed go gut myself twice on my right arm, not with the knife, but on two different cartons. Neither caused me to bleed, but I still looked around, and debated with myself on wether or not to go outside, hoping Jazz could come. MLIT

I am a high school English teacher. Today while my students took a test in class I sat and read the Top 100. Again. Also, I have a 7 year old son named Emmett (same spelling as book) who is fair skinned and blond. He's my favorite child. MLIT!

Today I was accosted by two youths who were hell bent on bashing my love of the series. A lot of people think it's just for teenage girls, but it's serious literature for guys, too! I convinced them to give the series a try. MLIT.

Today, I looked up the weather in Forks and I saw that it was 46 degrees...and I wondered how Edward felt at school today.

Today I was watching American Dad and Hayley takes her boyfriend on a 'break up hike.' It reminded me of when Edward breaks up with Bella in New Moon. MLIT :)

Today, i told my boyfriend to go outside and roll in the snow. when he came back he glittered with the water and he was cold ! have i found my edward .MLIT

Today I found out that my best friend is moving to Washington. I'm going to see if I can move too, so I can be close to FORKS! MLIT!

Sigh...I'm seriously considering breaking up with my boyfriend of 4 years because I want to be loved the way Edward loves Bella. Does that even exist anymore?

I was just on the phone with my aunt and she asked" How you likin the snow?" I replied " How you likin the rain girl?" she was confused. MLIT

I typed in 'Jasper Hale' on Mystery Google, and it came up 'Seek Me For I Am Real'. I KNEW HE WAS OUT THERE!!! :P MLIT.

Today i realised my boyfriends name is edward and my name is isabella. so we went and got mtaching tattoos which read - "And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb". MLIT

I wear my Edward charm bracelet every day so that I always have a little piece of him with me. :) MLIT

Today I asked my dad if I could buy a twilight hoodie as an early birthday present. Without asking my mum he bought it from a site based in Cornwall, England! We're trying to hide all notifications from my mum! MLIT

Today I camped out in front of the NBC studio from 9pm last night til 7am today. To get STANDBY tickets for Saturday Night Live with Taylor Lautner. I'm not even guaranteed a seat. I kept hoping that a werewolf, preferably Jacob would show up and lay down next to me to keep me warm. MLIT

I live in Seattle, Washington. But, I have yet to go to Forks. I have gone to Port Angeles and eaten Mushroom Ravioli with a Coke. But I have never gone to Forks or La Push. I fear that I never will be able to with a Twilight hating mother and father. Someone come and take me? Please? MLIT

Today, I went to the mall, and I looked at the cars next to me and it happens to be Edward's car in Twilight and in front of it, his car in new moon! I screamed and took several pictures of the cars, and compared Edward's before and after Volvo's with my sister which is also a twilighter. MLIT

i've seen new moon 5 times in 10 days...the midnight premiere, the day after that, 2 days after that, 5 days after that, and then my dorm was evacuated for a fire drill in the middle of the night, so naturally me and my friend walked 10 mins. down broad street in our pajamas to see it yet again MLIT

Ok I'm a guy, I actually like love Bella rather then Edward (for obvious reasons) at our local cinemas when i went to see New Moon, there was a cardboard popup of edward, jacob and bella with her face cut out (tear) anyway i felt random so i took a photo with my face and bella's body. BellaIML

Today I figured out that in the end of New Moon (the movie) when Edward says 'Marry me Bella' I was so devastated that they didn't let Bella answer. I yelled out NO!!! Then my stepmum pointed out to me 'You already know the answer.' My reply: 'I know. I just need to see it on film!' dah. who doesn't

Today, it snowed. As I was walking to the bus, I traced the words "TEAM CARLISLE" onto the side of a car in the fresh snow, then took a picture. MLIT.

Today my 9 year old daughter wanted to play Hangman on my iTouch. The App lets you create your own words. My loving daughter created the word "RPATZ". It took me a while before I figured out what the word was. I am only slightly embarassed that my children are so aware of my Twi-obsession. MLIT

Today i finished Eclipse and was so emotionally invovled and rooting for Jacob that i cried my eyes out when Bella walked away from him and didn't choose him :( eventhough i knew what was going to happen. . . I'm 25. MLIT

I was listening to xmas songs and mariah carey's "all I want for xmas is you" came on. It was like she wrote the song about how I feel about edward! All i want for xmas is YOU! bite me! MLIT!!

today after a year of attempts to make my mom both read and watch twilight, she finally agreed to watch twilight only after seeing my background of taylor lautner's glorious abs. MLIT.

Today, around 6, my girlfriend found "Midnight Sun" online, the book written from Edwards pov. She bribed me with dinner and other "things", if I would find a way to not annoy her while she read it. Its 2am and she is still reading it. I have class at 8am. MLIT

My family was talking about getting another dog again. I was telling this to my friend, and then i said "We should totally get a russet colored one and name it Jacob!" We both are obsessed with the Twilight series. MLIT

My boyfriend refuses to watch the Twilight movies with me.... he says it would be like watching me cheat on him. MLIT

Today, I cancelled my subscription to a magazine I like just because they wrote that they were 100% Team Jacob.

You know New Moon is big when the Teachers have to put signs outside the classroom saying "This is a no New Moon discussion zone". Naturally we talked about it anyway and I wore my Team Jacob Shirt:) MLIT.

Today I decided that I want a boyfriend that is just as obsessed with twilight as I am. Any takers?

Today my friend and i made up a plan to share jacob because we both love him so much. She has him monday, wednesday, friday and sunday and i get him every other day. We are dead serious about this. MLIT

My number one friend on my myspace is the Twilight Saga. MLIT.

I cried when I finished the saga because it was over. Then I read all of them again. And cried. Again. MLIT.

Today, I decided that it is better to be single for the rest of my life than to settle for someone who is not Edward or Jacob. I'm happy with my decision. MLIT

Whenever I'm about to cross the street and it either has the red hand or the white person I think of Bella's dream in Twilight. The red hand is Jacob (cuz of his russet skin) saying, "No, Bella don't go into the woods." While the white hand is Edward saying, "Come, follow me Bella." MLIT!

For Christmas, all I want is the life-size cutout of Jacob and Edward that are being sold at Nordstrom. I would place them right next to my bed because, honestly, there is nothing else I would want than to wake up to their beautiful faces every morning. MLIT

Today I was sitting next to a boy in my science class, I suddenly touched his skin and said " you're pale white, and your skin is ice cold " turns out he was sick. MLIT

Today my husband approved of my starting my own Twilight blog (www.TwiBetween.blogspot.com). I even made up my own category of Twilight Fan- the TwiBetween, someone too old to be a teen fan, but too young to share Twilight w/ their offspring. I got my best friend in on it too. MLIT

Today after i got a fight with my guy friend who really hate Twilight Saga, I told him " You dont belong to my world. This is the last time you ever see me ". MLIT

This Halloween, I went as a "vegetarian". I had messy brown hair, a peacoat, and body glitter on. We had a Halloween dance that evening at school, and as I walk past a table of punch, four freshmen girls come running over screaming, grabbing at my peacoat and begging to dance with Edward. MLIT

When I first started reading the twilight saga I got so into it that I lied to friends, called in sick for work, and skipped meals. All four books were read in under 48 hours.

Today I restarted my long-lost Pokemon game and I renamed my character Jacob and the rival Edward just so everytime I play I can beat Edward.. go team jacob! MLIT

Today at work I saw a guy that looked like Peter Facinelli (Carslie). I was about to ask him to bit me. MLIT!

Today, I went to the see 'The Blind Side', (in case you were wondering I've already seen New Moon 3 times that week), I got one of those New Moon collectable cups from AMC, and I thought 'wow this would make an excellent drinking cup'...combining my two loves drinking and twilight...MLIT

My boyfriend is constantly comparing himself to Edward and has started working out like crazy so he'll gat abs like Taylor. I told him it was never going to happen.

Today, I was on the computer in the living room wile my mom was in my room cleaning out some old stuff. Then I heard my mom call: "Victoria is under your bed!". I jumped up in horror but then realized I had named my Build-A-Bear Victoria when I was little. MLIT.

Last week we had two guest speakers from the Marines come to talk to us, one of them was wearing a right shirt and was really really BUFF! A few minutes while he was speaking, i caught myself stairing at his biceps and smiling thinking about Taylor Lautner's face on his body. MLIT

Today, I noticed that the keys on the computer that spell EDWARD are really close together, and the keys that say BELLA are really far apart. MLIT

Today I was sitting on a dock, suddenly my friend turned to me and said: "Do you think Reilly and the newborns will come after us?" Personally I do not read twilight, so when I asked her what she was talking about she explained EVERY LITTLE DETAIL of twilight. So now..MLIT

The first time one of my close friends insulted Edward Cullen infront of me, I kicked him where it hurts. Only after did I realize I was defending a fictional character. Who just so happens to be my one true love.. Oh well. Sorry friend. MLIT.

Today, I convinced my Dad to take me to see New Moon for the fourth time. MLIT

Today a customer at work asked if i was Rosalie Cullen. They made my whole day.

Today I counted how many times I've read the book twilight 21 times was my answer I looked at my door deticated to Taylor Lautner and picked up my sock monkey named Bella and laughed I'm not that obssesed! MLIT

Today, I bought a "Team Edward" shirt. but then I insantly started to think, if edward did come and get mewould he be creeped out that I had a shirt with his name on? Or would he not care? either the way Im keeping the shirt. MLIT

Today, me and my best friend were walking down the city street when a girl wearing a "Team Edward" shirt ran up to us and said "Oh My God- You guys look exactly like Rosalie and Alice from the Twilight Saga" and- without asking- gave us attack hugs. I now fear Twihards but I'm mildly amused. MLIT

After much determination I have proudly made my love for twilight known. Now everyone in my grade refers to me as "Twilight". And I've converted over 8 people into twilight fans!

Im soo emotionally connected with the books. I still get emotionally depressed when i read new moon, i just space out for a month or so. Even though i take a day to read it. :(

Today, i Received a Charm Bracelet, With a Crystal Heart on One Side and a Wolf On The Other, which i'd Ordered Off eBay. When i Showed My Friend She Said "OMG Your Bella!" My Reply? "The Only Difference is i Would Have Had The Sence To Pick Jacob." MLIT

Today, I realized that so many people at school hate Twilight. I'm graduating early. MLIT

A few weeks ago I was sitting inside a stadium at a Britney Spears concert, while I was waiting for the show to start I was sitting there just listening to the babble of voices around me and instantly thought OMG this must be what Edward's head sounds like. TEAM EDWARD!!!

Today, I moved out of my apartment because I finally got my roommate to watch Twilight and now she won't stop talking about how much she hated it, even though she was listening to some commentary track on her ipod and not the movie! I left her a treat though, a brand new copy of the book. MLIT

The other day I decided to change my voicemail. It now states, "I know what you are going to do. Say it, out loud say it. You're going to...leave a message. When, tell me when. You are going to leave it....after the beep." Only my cool friends seem to know what I am talking about :) MLIT

Today my friend and I were in my moms car and we saw a silver volvo pass right next to us. The first thing we said was follow that car cause Edward might be driving around Dallas. The weirdest thing was that it actually was cloudy and raining- MLIT-

My mom just named her new cat Bella because sometimes she plays with the dog and hates the cat - and sometimes she plays with the cat and ignores the dog. MLIT.

I'm a thin woman with very pale skin and long brown hair, Shakespeare and Jane Austen are my favorite authors, my middle name is Marie, like my late grandmother's. I'm somewhat of a loner and I'm clumsy. And I was like this before Twilight was ever written. I wish I was kidding. MLIT. Literally.

Today is my boyfriend's birthday. I bought him a poster of Taylor Lautner and wrote on the back, "This is to inspire you." MLIT

I was gettin' ready for work and while watching Saved by the Bell I thought "Wow, this JUST like Twilight." Zack is Edward, Kelly is Bella, and Slater is Jacob. At one point they were both after Kelly, but she chose Zack in the end...I actually think they fought in one episode. MLIT!

Today, I went to a resturant and ordered a mushroom ravioli, just because that's what Bella ate. MLIT

Today we were learning about Romeo and Juliet. No one understood the story, so I added twilight character names to the story. We were sad when Jacob/Tybalt/Paris died. At least we all understand basic Shakespear. MLIT

Twilight is the only thing in years that my sister and I have bonded with, even when we're on separate teams. My sister is a million times more obsessed than I am. I'm 16. She's 30. Because of her, MLIT.

Today, i discovered this amazing site. I'm french and it's pretty hard for me to understand every story in english but i'm reading for 3 hours and i'm laughing so hard that i'm crying. Twilight is really universal :) MLIT

Today, I called my friend Alice, and before it even rang, she'd answered. She had opened her phone to call me at the same time I called her. The fact that her name is Alice and that she "knew" I was calling cracked us both up! It made me happy. :) MLIT

On the way to school one day, I was crossing this very icy road and i slipped and fell in the middle of the road. A split second after, a silver volvo swerved around the corner, stopping just ahead of me. For a second there, I thought it was Edward coming to help me. MLIT.

My friend and I were in the lunch line on campus today when we saw a sign that said TOFU. We stopped, looked at each other and said, "It keeps you strong but never fully satisfies." MLIT

Today, I was standing in line with my friend Jessica and this guy was staring at us very intensely. I look over and notice he looks a lot like Jasper. I kept sneaking glances at him and he never seemed to blink or stop staring at us. Jasper Lives! MLIT

The other day I realized there is a kid in my school named Jacob and another named Edward, and I've been secretly goading them into fighting the the death by slipping notes in their lockers and claiming that both have openly admitted to grevious hate crimes. My life is soon to be twilight. MLIT

My friend and I wore Snuggies to the premiere of New Moon, I screamed the whole time.. and she was embarrassed. MLIT

Today, I casually asked my really attractive AP biology partner (who's name is Edward) what he was doing for Christmas break. He said he was going to Washington to see some family. When I saw him leaving school later, I noticed he drives a silver volvo. Coincidence? I think not! MLIT

When I got my Edward cardboard cut out, my dog Bella(named before I read the books) would get scared of it and then growl at it. My dog is a big golden retriever/lab mix who is reddish brown. My mom also noticed that she has golden eyes. My dog is Jacob, Edward and Bella combined. MLIT

Today, We got a new laptop. Its pale and white, I named it Edward. MLIT

Today, I spent the period of lunch arguing with my best friend as to why Bella should have never gone backto Edward after Jacob. She disagreed. We are currently on none speaking terms, and I am still hungry. MLIT

I realized that I defend Bella, Edward, Jacob, all of the Cullens, & the Wolf pack to "Twi-Haters" as if I have known them all my life. I wish. MLIT

Today I was walking to school when some girls stared at me, I looked down at my bare arms to find them sparkling in the sunlight! It turns out earlier that morning I grabbed the wrong shampoo bottle that had sparkles in it for some reason. Every girl at my school is a twi-hard, I'm scared.

I have some friends really dont like Twilight Saga nor Robert and Kristen, so everytime I have to have a big argument with them, I always feel like crying, so lonely in my Twilight world.

I was walking to school this morning & when I looked down at the grass I realized the dew was making it sparkly. First thing I thought of was that it looked like Edward's skin in the sun.

We were taking a scenic drive through the forest when I was on vacation in Washington state this summer and all I could think of as we flew by the trees was Edward saying 'As if you could outrun me!' MLIT