Today,OMG, I was playing Bella's Lullaby on the Kazoo, when the phone rang. I ran to answer it and said " Hello Edward...I love you." Needless to say it was my boyfriend, and he was mad because he thought I was cheating on him. LOL. MLIT

Today, i realised i've gotten too addicted to this site. MLIT

Today, my friend who is a rent-a-cop and I decided to take my cat, Bella, to PetSmart around the time people pick up their dogs from the PetHotel... Every time one of the dogs would bark at Bella my friend would yell, "Shut up Jacob!" or "Bad Jacob... Edward will run you over in his Volvo for this."

Today I went skiing. I saw two guys in shorts and a sweatshirt. They then took their sweatshirts off so that they were only in shorts, no shirts or anything. I'm convinced they're werewolves. MLIT.

Today my mother called me to consult me on my Christmas/Birthday wishlist, she wanted to know if I was serious about wanting the Edward and Bella Barbie dolls. MLIT.

Today I was going through a new makeup kit I got. As I was looking at eyeshadows I noticed that it had glitter. There wasa glitter color just like the Cullens. I had a Twi-moment. MLIT

All my friends and I are literary nerds and constantly talk about how horribly written and disrespectful the Twilight saga is to intelligent beings. I have a drawer in the back of my closet filled with all my Twlight related merchandise including the novels/ audio books. My Secret Life is Twilight.

I died my hair Bella's hair color when I found out edward preferred brunettes.

A while ago I was in bed IMing my friend. Suddenly I smelled something unusually sweet. So I told my friend. We came to the conclusion that Edward was hiding under my bed. So my friend said "Your birthday is September 13th!" We continued to plot how my life would turn out in accord to twilight. MLIA

Today my dog barked at my husband for hugging me and I said to him, "You are SO Jacob". MLIT

The other night leaving a bar there was a fight and somehow I managed to get thrown to the ground. The last image I had before my head hit the ground was my best friend running at me with her arms out yelling "BELLLLLA". Were 22 years old. MLIT

For my 17th birthday I went around asking people to ask how old I was so I could do the "How old are you?" thing from twilight. Everytime I did, I giggled and started saying "I'm a vampire! RAWR!" People stared. I don't care. (: MLIT

My husband refuses to read the books but has seen both movies with me. He has a slight interest in Twilight, because I have told him everything there is to tell about it. We have the soundtracks and yesterday I heard him singing "Meet me on the Equinox" in the shower! YES! MLIT

Today I realized my great-aunt name is Bella.MLIT

A few weeks ago, my mother went to Germany to visit family. My only request was that she bring back as many Twilight books as possible in German (I'm trying to relearn it). I'm in chapter two and holding my own. This will be my eight time reading the books.

Today I was running to the locker room in P.E and I knocked over my teacher water, so i thought " Okay accident but nothing big." Then i ran into a tree.......Totally Bella moment.

Today , i just realized that i cant go to sleep without seeing a picture of robert shirtless in the set of new moon at Volterra, if not. I will cry and scream myself to sleep, no kidding. MLIT

A week ago I was returning to my car after school, I was fumbling with my keys. A thought came to mind wondering if I dropped them will Edward snatch them up before they enter the muddy puddle? They dropped. No sign of a beautiful hand. They hit. I cried. I sobbed. I slipped. Still no Edward.

Ever since the first twilight book came out my freshman year, I have been secretly putting Jasper Whitlock Hale into all of my school presentation. Either as an actual character who doesn't talk, or as a little unknown head on the powerpoint, Jasper is always watching over me. MLIT.

Today, just like every other day, every time this one guy, in school, sees me he says "Vampires don't sparkle!". Every time he says that I get extremely upset and yell at him about how they do. I usually get stared at by the other students in the hallway. MLIT.

Everytime I have my photo taken I secretly pray my eyes come up red when when they are printed out so I look like a newborn vampire :)

I just found glitter spray and covered my whole arm to make it look like Edward's beautiful skin, new hobby I think so. MLIT

I went to see Twilight for the 17th time on Saturday with my twin brother. I am team Edward all the way!! So ive brainwashed my brother to be Team Edward too. After the movie he says to me, "Why does edward get the girl? I feel bad for Jacob, I'm sorry but I'm team Jacob!" I havnt talkd to him yet.

i totally hurt my wrist from punching my friend... i keep on remembering how bella hurt her wrist when she punched jacob.....now, i dont mind and i keep on wishing a doctor with a son named edward cullen will come and help me..... ;D MLIT

Tomorrow, I'm going with my mom to watch Kellan Lutz live on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and the day after that I'm going to watch Nikki Reed on the same show. MLIT

Today, I realized, I am not a freak, I am just obsessed. I own 3 copies of twilight, 4 copies of new moon, 3 copies of eclipse, and 4 copies of breaking dawn. I also own 3 copies of the twilight movie: the 3 disc, 2 disc and 1 disc editions, and have 4 twilight tattoos, one for each book. MLIT!!

Today my mom watched the Movie. I'm 6'3", 250 pounds and have lifted weights for almost 8 years. My friends all call me Emmett because I have that kind of personality. My Mom turned to me and said "Well I know what I should have named you..." MLIT

There is a girl at my school who is honestly the most beautiful person on Earth. My friends and I have convinced ourselves she is a vegetarian vampire and is waiting to turn us along with her. We don't know her name, so we call her 'Alice.' I'm afraid of losing her. MLIT.

Today, when I was a sleep, I woke up out of nowhere because it was really freezing and I wished that Jacob Black was there to warm me up. MLIT

So yesterday i was watching the vampire diaries and Damon [ the bad vampire grrr ] said "This book has it all wrong . Vampires don't sparkle they burn." And i was like for real . Click turned off the TV and started looking at a picture of Edward because he does sparkle.MLIT ( :

Today I decided that I want a boyfriend that is just as obsessed with twilight as I am. Any takers?

Today I realized that I've seen New Moon one too many times. I've been able to repeat the lines without someone provoking me, and any time my phone rings with "so you're the vampire girl" I automatically shout out "so you're the wolf girl"...MLIT

Today was my 16th birthday I went to see New Moon for the 5th time and I took my Edward and Bella doll my friend got me. They both had a seat of their own. I thought it was perfectly reasonable. MLIT.

Today I realized I have read the saga completely 15 times, watched twilight 30+ times- I say bella's lines, seen new moon 3 times so far, and my cell phone is like my child and with that I named my phone and bluetooth connection RENESMEE, and I decided that the only man I want is Edward. MLIT.

Today, my girlfriend of over a year confessed to me she was in love with another man, Jasper. He was the perfect in her eyes and she finds him irresistibly sexy. I asked her who Jasper was, it turns out he's a fictional vampire she reads about on Twilight Fan Fiction. MLIT

Today, my friend told me she was doing a project on the spanish influenza. I immediately yelled Edward! She said that there was a picture of him on her powerpoint! Can't wait to see her presentation. MLIT

Today, my sister and I were arguing about whether our 2 year old sister should be team Edward or team Jacob. The fight ended up getting physical. I got grounded for biting and calling my sister a mutt. I'm 17. She didn't get grounded because my mother "feels bad for Jacob." FML/MLIT!!

Today, we had art at school. i went and sat down next to the only empty space next to a new guy. He had bronze hair and hazel-almost golden eyes . I flipped shit. My best friend then proceeded to turn around from her seat and say 'this reminds me of twilight'. it was awkward. MLIT

My mom is Team Jacob, I'm Team Edward. Her ringtone for me is Emily saying, So youre the vampire girl, mine for her is Bella saying, So youre the wolf girl. MLIF

Today, in Socials Studies class, we had to write down everything we knew about First Nations people as an exercise. All I could think of was La Push and werewolves. I wrote things like "russet-coloured skin", "long black hair", and "legends about vampires and werewolves." MLIT.

Today I saw I had left open this site last night, so I went to refresh it, but it still said it couldn't open. I really actually almost panicked and texted Chris telling him that his site was down and to fix it ASAP, but now I'm all good :) MLIT.

Today, I was dragged to see New Moon with one of my best friends. I kept getting dirty looks in the cinema, and I wasn't quite sure why. Eventually, my friend pointed out to me I was wearing a shirt with a wolf on the front. I regret nothing. MLIT

Today, I had brunch at a restaurant called "Le Peep." When my roommate asked me where I was going, I replied, "Le Peep, baby, Le Peep." MLIT

A month ago, my sister started dating someone who looks a lot like Edward Cullen. For the past month, I've been subtly flirting and "accidentally" pouring sparkles on him. Today, my sister found out, and she told me to stay away from her boyfriend. Nothing can stop the path of true love. MLIT

My friend and I were in the lunch line on campus today when we saw a sign that said TOFU. We stopped, looked at each other and said, "It keeps you strong but never fully satisfies." MLIT

My husband's car lease was coming due, so when he said he could possibly get a Volvo, I didn't give him another moment to talk himself into any other model. I dragged him down to a Volvo dealer, stuck him in a C30 and didn't tell him that it was Edward's until he signed the purchase papers. MLIT!

Twilight is the only thing in years that my sister and I have bonded with, even when we're on separate teams. My sister is a million times more obsessed than I am. I'm 16. She's 30. Because of her, MLIT.

While I was on the ski lift in NH, I looked down at the powder snow and thought to myself, "the snow sparkles like Edwards skin" I got really excited, and preceded to daydream about Edward all the way to the top of the mountain... MLIT! :)

Today, I was telling my friend about this guy who bit my wrist while drunk at a party. Ever since, she refers to him as the "vampire guy." No wonder I find him so attractive. MLIT

I was just on the phone with my aunt and she asked" How you likin the snow?" I replied " How you likin the rain girl?" she was confused. MLIT

Just read over 500 posts on this website, purely for the fact that they were about twilight. When I finished I looked up Edward Cullen in mystery google and the first result was "he's watching you." Made my day and I can't stop smiling :)

Today I realized that since I started reading the Twilight books, every time my husband and I argue or he says something mean to me, all I can think of is "Edward would never say that/ treat me like that." MLIT

today i was in the library. I got yelled at for not wearing my ID. My librarian was holding out her ID on her lanyard as an example. She had a button that said "imprinted" with a paw print on it, and I told her that she's lucky I'm a team Switzerland or I wouldn't listen to her. She laughed. MLIT!

Today my friend asked me who I'd rather have as a boyfriend, Jacob or Edward. I replied, "well, Jacob is pretty hot...." and as my gay best friend, who isn't perverted at all, was reading one of the books in the series he smirked and muttered, "But Edward's pretty hard." I couldn't but stare. MLIT

I printed out a picture of Jasper and taped it to a giant bottle of headache medicine in my house. The bottle now reads: "Headache? Why don't you take some Jaspirin?" MLIT

Today I spent 3 hours looking for pictures of Kellan Lutz (Emmett) naked. I've also written about 15 fanfictions and 30 poems about how I want to push Rosalee off a cliff and then marry Emmett. My life is Emmett! MLIT

I was thinking i could get one of those card board cut-outs of edward cullen and put it in the corner of my room.....so Edward is watching me at night.lol :) - MLIT

Today I was sitting in class. I looked out the window and saw it raining. It has been raining for a week now and on top of that it's really cold. My next thought was, "this must be what it feels like to live in Forks." MLIT

Today, I woke up from a dream about visiting Forks. Unfortunately for me, I'm a 6'3 rugby playing college student. Secretly, MLIT

Yup! My little sister and i are so in love with twilight that we printed out pictures from the official new moon website and taped them beautifully to the ball ornaments and placed them deliciously on our Christmas tree for all the neighborhood to see! MLIT

Today I went to go see NEW MOON, when Edward took of his shirt the only thing I noticed was that his right nipple seemed bigger than his left nipple.

i went to the new moon premire at midnight when it came out and cried 9 times.I have been spending the last hour on this website. it is 4 47 in the morning on a school day. i havent been to bed. and i REALLY have to pee. MLIT and loving every minute of it.

Today I found out my favorite shirt was missing. I was happy for a while, I was hoping an army of newborns took it. MLIT.

Today i was really down because almost everybody on my school hates Twilight (i hate all those people) but then i found this site and i was happy that i finally have some place to say: MLIT.

Today my friend noticed that I'm unusually pale, always seem sparkly in the sun, and that I never seem to eat around her. She thinks I'm a vampire. Really, I just don't tan, I like glitter, and I'm never hungry. MLIT

I'm probably the only person who owns all the Bella jewelry, the moonstone ring, turquoise bracelet, St. jude bracelet, and the beaded bracelet. But I'm most obsessed with the moonstone ring I had it made for me. You can see that ring in the first scene of New Moon.

Today me and my sister watched New Moon for the 3rd time in 2 wks. We were in the bathroom after watching NM, & I was fixing to dry my hands off when the hand dryer(manual) flipped itself on. I looked at her and said, "It can read my mind." We both laughed, we could only think of Edward. MLIT.

Today, I was putting papers away at my moms work. I gave myself a papercut, while putting papers into a cabinet labeled "Jasper". MLIT

Today, me and my best friend noticed our friend has dark and very hot skin, always tired, and has a short temper. I do believe he is a werewolf. MLIT.

Today when my boyfriend was sleeping I covered him in sparkles, and a fuzzy sweater so I could have the best of both worlds. MLIT.

My Nephew was born in December his name is Cullen Jacob. MLIT

The other day my friend was reading Breaking Dawn, and she asked me what happens on page 613 of Breaking Dawn? She said to guess. I said okay when Zafrina and the Amazon Coven arrive. Guess who was right. MLIT!!!!

Today I was driving down the road and a pickup truck passed me with 2 old dirtbikes on the back. Automatically I wondered to myself how long it would take Jacob to fix them. MLIT

So yesterday I had a dream that I was in Jacobs arms. He was so cold. But then we hugged on a tree. It was the most amazing thing I have ever dreamed about. I'm a guy by the way, JACOB my love I will be with you soon. MLIT.

Today I was depressed because my life isn't really that exciting, fun, or interesting...and then I was talking to one of my guy friends and my day got better. My life is like new moon (depressed Bella hangs out with Jacob and he makes Bella happy)! MLIT

When I touch my boyfriend of five years and his hands are cold, I tell him he's freezing and he says of course I am, don't you remember I'm a vampire? He says it because he knows it drives me crazy. :) MLIT

Today, I tried watching Vampire Diaries, instead of paying $10 to see New Moon for the 9th time. It wasn't the same. Seeing New Moon again was definitely worth the $10. MILT

Today I woke up at 3 in the morning and felt something staring at me, instantly thinking it was Edward Cullen I whipped around, only to see my cat staring at me from the chair. MLIT

Today, in Biology, we learned about chromosomes. The teacher asked how many pairs of chromosomes humans had. Someone responded "23." The girl next to me and I both screamed "BUT NOT VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES!" MLIT

At the beginning of this year I found out that I was moving. I was really upset , and then I actually went to the school to see if I could even tolerate it. When I got there I saw that there mascot was the Spartans (the same mascot in twilight)!!!!! I begged my mom to let me go:) MLIT

Everyone tells me that I look like Ashley Greene/Alice Cullen so I decided to cut my hair like Alice. It's taken some time to get used to all the teenage girls staring at me. MLIT

Today, I casually asked my really attractive AP biology partner (who's name is Edward) what he was doing for Christmas break. He said he was going to Washington to see some family. When I saw him leaving school later, I noticed he drives a silver volvo. Coincidence? I think not! MLIT

Today in my math class, I was hoping the guy in front of me would comment on my eyes. How they were dark yesterday, but now the they were golden (new contacts :D), so I could respond "It's the flourescent lights" awkward pause and then walk away.

My name is Jacob. I am native american. My girlfriend is amazed because in the winter-time, I usually don't wear a jacket. MLIT

A friend begged me to read Twilight & after hearing it was about Vampires I thought it was lame. Well, I went to visit her In Pitt & decided to humor her & read it. I started before boarding & no joke that's the last thing I remember. I don't even remember landing I was so into it...MLIT.

So ever since i read the twilight saga (and seen the films) my boyfriend keeps calling me a fan girl. I keep telling him im NOT a fan girl, i also keep showing him how to style his hair so he looks like edward cullen. MLIT.

My boyfriend is upset because I keep comparing him to Edward. MLIT and he's annoyed

Today i finished Eclipse and was so emotionally invovled and rooting for Jacob that i cried my eyes out when Bella walked away from him and didn't choose him :( eventhough i knew what was going to happen. . . I'm 25. MLIT

Today, I got really upset. Why? Because I realised that I compare every guy to Edward cullen (from the book) and I will never find that special guy... Unless I get Taylor Lautner. But you have to agree. The body & face, loyalty, kindness, and the rest of the stuff that just makes you swoon. MLIT x

Guess what I got for Christmas this year? Scented lotions. Their names? Twilight Woods & Moonlit paths :) MLIT

Today in biology, my friends and I were on mystery google - we decided to type in one of our names into it and it took us to the wikipedia page for "Edward Cullen"! He then proceeded to make sure that we didn't tell everyone that he was secretly a vampire, he's my new best friend! MLIT

Every time in history class that we talk about anything having to do with a date from 1901 to 1918, I think about how old human Edward would have been then and how ADORABLE he must have been. Seriously, little 5 year old Edward in 1906? SO. CUTE. :) MLIT.

My boyfriend's real name is Edward. I like to pretend MLIT.

I have bought so much Twilight posters that i havt no room at all for my new posters. My whole room is one big Twilight world, love to be in it. MLIT.

Today, I relized that I am born on the same Day as Bella. I feel special. MLIT

Today I went home after class feeling lonely. I picked up my copy of Twilight and flipped to the part where Bella first meets Edward. I proceeded to cry and kiss the cardboard cutout of Edward that I have over and over. He always finds a way to make me feel better! MLIT!!!

I talk about twilight so much at home my parents actually know the characters names and what the actors look like. My dad actually wanted to see New Moon with me! MLIT!

Today, I saw New Moon again...I sat there counting to 23...23....23...23...23...23...23...23 because it takes twenty three minutes for Jacob to appear in Twilight...23...23...23...MLIT

Today after watching Twilight for the exact 23'rd time, I followed Edward Cullen's advice and googled "Adrenaline Rush". My mom was watching. MLIT.

Today, I realized I'm Bella, shocking I know. But my old boyfriend, after a year, broke up with me to go to college. Soon after, another boy came into my life, even though I told him that I still loved my last boy. Each boy reminds me of a Twilight character since their personalities match.MLIT