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On my computer i have my weather set to Forks and when its sunny i get a little disappointed because the Cullens cant come outside. MLIT

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Mar 19, 2010 07:39 PM - My Life - by twilightfreak

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Hahaha! Wow, that's great...

#1 - Mar 20, 2010 10:47 PM by Stefanie717
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i do the same thing. i actually tell my family the weather in forks and not the weather here

#2 - Mar 21, 2010 09:06 AM by twilight2muchx3
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That's because you're morons. The weather in Forks doesn't really affect the Cullens because THEY. ARE. NOT. REAL.

#3 - Mar 21, 2010 07:31 PM by oldschoolblues
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I have it on my ipod, so i check it like everyday!

#4 - Mar 22, 2010 12:22 AM by Kelsey411
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@oldschoolblues - WE KNOW! :)

#5 - Mar 22, 2010 11:35 AM by Stefanie717
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Hahaha! Yall are funny...how is the weather in forks today? :)

#6 - Mar 22, 2010 01:54 PM by TeamBooBoo
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@TeamBooBoo- Well, it is actually sunny for once and about 52 degrees. Brrrr!

#7 - Mar 22, 2010 02:00 PM by Kelsey411
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Oh snap. It's sunny. The Cullens can't come outside and show off their fairy powers.

#8 - Mar 23, 2010 07:12 AM by SuddenlySalad
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Dumb twat.

#9 - Mar 23, 2010 03:23 PM by MyBellyJigglesForThee
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It was very forksy today where I live. :)

#10 - Mar 25, 2010 01:07 AM by EdwardBellaLove
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I'm from Oregon, and I definitely used to hate how gray it is alot. It doesn't bother me so much now thanks to Twilight, haha!

#11 - Mar 27, 2010 12:04 AM by Melanie
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I'm just going to use three words to sum up wat I think about u twihards- ALL ARE DUMBFUCKS and I actually have another 3 words of advice- GET. A. LIFE.

#12 - Mar 27, 2010 01:03 AM by Hp WAYBETTER than t******
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@Melanie- Ah! Oregon is beautiful! I just got to drive through it but....oh man I am jealous of you!

#13 - Mar 27, 2010 09:44 PM by kiki
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THE CULLENS ARENT REAL! GET A LIFE!

#14 - Apr 2, 2010 08:53 PM by ireallyHATEtwilightnow
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HAHA!!!!!! i do the same thing!!!!!!!!!!! ipod AND laptop!!!!!!!!!!!!

#15 - Apr 3, 2010 10:42 AM by faythfull4him
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Except that the Cullens are fictional characters. That might also stop them from coming outside.

#16 - Apr 5, 2010 03:11 PM by fortheloveofone.republic
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Actually they can come outside. They just sparkle like gay people. Unlike vampires who burn up.

#17 - Apr 5, 2010 10:03 PM by FJ Fan
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They don't exist

#18 - Apr 7, 2010 07:12 PM by Ihatetwilightlogically
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go get a life! i know that this will be hard for you, but THEY ARENT REAL!!! REAL vampires would bite your head off.

#19 - Apr 8, 2010 11:54 AM by potterownstwilight
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actually they SHOULD bite your head off

#20 - Apr 8, 2010 11:55 AM by potterownstwilight
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@HP people...for the hundredth time, WE KNOW they're not real. You guys are morons if you don't get that.

#21 - Apr 11, 2010 10:18 PM by EdwardBellaLove
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What? They don't exist? Fuck. Who's the creeper in my window then? He told me his name was Edward Cullen. Hmmm oh well. He's hot.

#22 - Apr 12, 2010 08:55 PM by iKilledVoldemort
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aha nice one voldemort killer... jacob black is stalking me ;D

#23 - Apr 13, 2010 10:26 AM by thelovleyshea
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lol @ iKilledVoldemort

#24 - Apr 18, 2010 01:05 AM by Stefanie717
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hahaha I have Forks weather right under my home town weather too.... and I have the exact same reaction! I know they aren't real.... still I can't help but feel a little sad :P

#25 - Apr 27, 2010 12:44 PM by ROBlover
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HAHA that's so awesome! But don't you care about the wheather where you live?

#26 - Apr 30, 2010 06:55 PM by Morgami
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#27 - Apr 30, 2010 09:37 PM by Twilightsux25
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It's not like they were going to come out anyways...

#28 - May 17, 2010 03:07 PM by HarryPotter'sBetter
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i cant even comment. you freaks gotta get a life and stop revolving around a stupid movie in which a butt ugly guy plays the main character and a book that has no point. seriously.

#29 - May 24, 2010 05:41 PM by cubbiesrule1
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Don't feel sad. The Cullens aren't real. Time to be concerned with matters of the real world.

#30 - May 27, 2010 07:52 PM by DodgerGirl
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Haha @iKilledVoldemort, you are my new idol. @Twilight fans: We know you don't actually think the Cullens are real (at least we hope...) I'm just messing around because I'm bored.

#31 - May 27, 2010 07:57 PM by DodgerGirl
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Uh, you know vampires aren't real

#32 - Jun 9, 2010 09:07 PM by TwiSoft
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you they are! im a vampire. o.O :P

#33 - Jun 14, 2010 10:50 AM by thelovleyshea
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You know, if you're depressed because the Cullens can't come out to play, there is one solution that is guaranteed to work... get a life? -_- It's you people that make me ashamed to be a teenager.

#34 - Jun 16, 2010 06:27 PM by Average Wizard
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Hun... They're not real. It's time to let this obsession go. I'm not saying don't like Tw*light, but just be sensible. Ok? This... is just sad.

#35 - Jul 2, 2010 12:33 PM by fiaria
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#36 - Jul 6, 2010 02:46 PM by maraudersmap
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TWILIGHT IS THE GAYEST CRAP EVER. GROW UP AND RELIZE VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE YOU SON OF A *****

#37 - Jul 20, 2010 10:16 AM by twilight sucks butt
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Well if you're that desperate for them to come outside, know that they cannot resist the smell of blood. So buy a one-way ticket to Forks, slit your throat, and hope a walking discoball will come out from your fantasy world.

#38 - Jul 24, 2010 04:27 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Today is Harry Potter's birthday.

#39 - Jul 31, 2010 11:27 PM by RonWeasley
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What is a cullen?

#40 - Aug 13, 2010 10:31 PM by Jayfeather
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The Cullens can come outside. They might have to wear some heavy clothing though

#41 - Aug 15, 2010 09:18 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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They don't exist.

#42 - Aug 21, 2010 06:56 PM by Erestor'sErrandRunner
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"What the hell is a--" cullen?!

#43 - Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM by she-who-must-not-be-named
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lol

#44 - Sep 2, 2010 02:43 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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XD

#45 - Sep 4, 2010 04:56 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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That sucks that the Cullens can't come outside! Poor Edward. Stuck inside the house doing NOTHING! *Sigh* I wonder what the Cullens do when they can't come outside. Hmmm....

#46 - Oct 4, 2010 03:20 PM by OTD!!!!!!
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Oh snap, the Cullens aren't REAL!

#47 - Nov 25, 2010 10:47 AM by Eragonrocks
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Dear Twilight Haters, We Twilight Lovers know that Twilight IS NOT REAL. Duh. That's why it's called FICTION!! Harry Potter isn't real either!! So stop yelling at us!! The point of fictional literature is that when you read it, you immerse yourself in a whole 'nother world. That's why we read fiction. That's also why we watch TV sitcoms. And why we have imaginations. So please, stop. It's a moot point.

#48 - Nov 28, 2010 12:24 PM by justgivemethewerewolf
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@39- I'm putting an alert in my phone so I can sing Happy birthday to Harry!

#49 - Nov 28, 2010 06:01 PM by no questions = no lies
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Wow, this is, like, the most Twilight fans I've seen in one post. Good job, guys, you actually outnumber the haters here! @all the Twilight haters, I think they've told you, more than once, here that they know Twilight doesn't exist. They know there's no Edward, no Jacob, no Bella, etc. But do YOU guys know that Harry Potter isn't real either? That there's no Harry, Ron, or Hermione? That there's no Voldemort or Bellatrix? Or Luna or Neville or Ginny? Or the Marauders? I mean, think about this: if HP was real, the Ministry of Magic would never have let J.K. Rowling write any of the books, because Muggles can't know about wizards. Just a thought for you guys.

#50 - Jan 2, 2011 06:17 AM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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Okay, yes we know that, BUT WHERE IS YOUR THEME PARK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

#51 - Jan 2, 2011 08:15 AM by HPotter>Twilight
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@OP: You know that he's not real, right?

#52 - Jan 11, 2011 11:54 AM by ImissDiggory
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@hardcoreMLIAer thank you, you do too.

#53 - Jan 14, 2011 08:48 AM by HPotter>Twilight
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@HPotter>Twilight: A Twilight theme park... I can't even imagine a monstrosity like that...

#54 - Jan 30, 2011 05:54 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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OOC: ^ I guess it would be a ride where you're strapped to a bed which goes down a track with giant, fake Edwards on the walls leering at you? ;)

#55 - Feb 7, 2011 10:31 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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^ Haha that's great! And it really wouldn't surprise me if something like that existed in the world... Muggles these days...

#56 - Feb 10, 2011 01:50 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@thefifthmarauder: I agree! I think the world needs more awesome Muggles and I'm just praying the Muggle world DOESN'T invent something like that. People didn't campaign, fight and DIE for Muggle rights to have it thrown back in their faces...

#57 - Feb 21, 2011 02:07 PM by lunaandtheloonies
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@lunaandtheloonies: I agree with that entire comment!

#58 - Feb 21, 2011 02:54 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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The wizards can come outside though. Sincerly, Ms.Granger. P.S. go to Mlia

#59 - Mar 3, 2011 03:06 PM by hgranger
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You live up to your name... twilight freak (of nature).

#60 - May 21, 7234 01:01 PM by Ms. Lovegood
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#61 - May 21, 9986 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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@justgivemethewerewolf, Harry Potter is real. If any Muggles read this comment, don't worry. Your life will return to normal in due time. A team of Obliviators will be sent to your house in due time, and you won't remember a thing. HP FOREVER!!!!! :)

#62 - Jul 26, 2011 11:17 AM by GryffindorGal
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So sorry to justgivemethewerewolf. I accidentally typed the wrong person in here. I meant to say @GiveUsBackCedric!. My apologies, justgivemethewerewolf.

#63 - Jul 26, 2011 11:20 AM by GryffindorGal
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YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! THE CULLINS CANT COME OUT HALLALUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#64 - Aug 29, 2011 04:35 PM by hp4eva22
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They can't come outside because they don't exist....

#65 - Jan 21, 2012 07:59 AM by Twilight's_an_abomination
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