Lately, I've had a fever and get mad really easily. I'm in pain, and I'm pretty sure I'm getting taller and more muscular. While waiting to transform (I'm obviously about to transform into a shapeshifter), I'm trying to decide who the vampires are, and if they're the good kind... MLIT (:
Go to the doctor. I do not care if he has fangs, no fangs or smells like a bloodsucker. YOU ARE NOT TRANSFORMING. x_x
Only a twi-tard would think that they're transforming into a puppy because they're sick and probably going to die. (if not from the fever, someone with a life will do it.)
yes! you are clearly a shapeshifter!
How stupid is it possible for people to be?
Hahah! This is a really goofy post...You're getting taller and more muscular too? hahahah, what?!
Are you nuts!?!?!?!?!?!?
You are not! I repeat not! turning into a shape shifter!
I just make this account like ten seconds ago cause I read about this site on MLIA and I only made the account so I could tell people that they need a serious reality check...sadly you're one of em!
To all the sassy haters: if you don't like Twilight and don't feel the need to use your imagination, why are you even on this site? It's for fans, not haters. And you'll all be happy to know, AboutToTransform figured out who the vampire was (:
@CedricDiggoryIsBetter, Uhhh, just so you know, us 'sassy haters' do have quite the imagination, which is why we read books like Harry Potter, you know, where you use your brain to read and all of your imagination. Also, what the heck are you talking about? They are not transforming, they never will transform, and there are no such thing as 'sparkly' vampires. Also, don't call me a hater, because my guess is that you put other books down that you've never even read.
Shapeshifters and vampires DO NOT EXIST. Get a grip on reality, jeez.
PotterPal96, Holy hell! cedricdiggoryisbetter is saying use your imagination and figure out the op is JOKING! And again, cdib was playing along when he/she went along with it. That's using imagination. Just reading a book doesn't mean you have imagination...it means you're reading what someone else's imagination came up with. If you had any imagination, you could see that's what they were using. Also, don't accuse cdib of putting down books he/she has never read. You don't know cdib at all! You're called a hater because you're part of the group that's on this website to diss a book series and make fun of and put people down for liking said book series. It doesn't matter whether you actually "hate" the books or the fans. That's why you're here. So on here you ARE a hater. But if it would make you feel better, I'll just call you a Pottyhead. :)
At least you didn't say werewolf.
You're supposed to flex your left calf muscle. Don't worry, if you flex it enough you'll fursplode eventually.
Ohkay your not gonna transform.
Haha this is funny. I like this one.
Oh "obviously" you're a shapeshifter *sarcasm*
Of course you're shapeshifting you nimrod, it's called PUBERTY. If not let's hope its AIDS. Do us all a favor and just die.
OH NO, if you have FEVER obviously you're about to change into a sexy WOLF! I totally see the logic. All the doctors in the world are wrong.
Fail. That, my friend, is in fact, puberty. Mad? That a cocktail of hormones that your body has made, that makes you more emotional. Taller? Yup, that normal too. More Musceles? I'm guessing sports, or once again, puberty.
um i believe thas called puberty
I believe that what you are going through is puberty. And if you think that sparkely vampires can exist, you seriously have something wrong with you.
When you grow TALLER you have GROWTH PAINS nimrod.
And if anyone likes Twilight, they have no concept of good taste in books. check the grammar, i had found numerous grammatical mistakes in the first PARAGRAPH of the friggen book. And i looked up the 1st chapter online and couldn't finish it because i think if i did i would recieve brain damage if i did.
and if you really want the book to be spelled out for you, look up "Alex Day Reads Twilight chapter 1" and going on for the 'REAL' reading of the book.
now then...let the chaos ensue :)
Everyone who's going on about how the op is going through puberty...you guys are stupid. It sounds like the op was joking and made up this story just for fun. And Musefan, what makes you think any of us care what you think about Twilight? This website is called "my life is twilight." It's for fans. You shouldn't be here at all.
dear lord, its moments like this I'm glad I have never read those books. . . .
You're probably going through some extreme menstrual cycle. go see a doctor you dumb@$$
yes, obviously. Sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell.
JACOB ISN'T A TRANSFORMER, OPTIMUS IS!
If the OP is actually serious: I'm pretty sure that's called puberty. Happened to me too and I haven't sprouted fur yet.
If the OP is joking (the saner option): Nice, hope that works out for you! (and hey, if you're ever looking to imprint...;) )
please. PLEASE do us all a favour and just die. Unless, you're such a shapeshifter that you can't die. In which case, please find an imaginary vampire in your...imagination and ask him/her to do the honors. =]
LOL Are you turning into the Incredible Hulk? JK, of course. XD
your a fucking little retard whos way to obsessed with twilight get a life.
are you freaking stupid, that process that ur experiencing asshat is called puberty, and last time i remember when i had a fever i didn't sprout a tail and fur. sorry but you must be mentally ill, your real name should be twi-freak. it probably is, u never know.
lolol have fun with that, just dont try to integrate into a wolf pack or the alpha-male will probably use you for his cumdumpster
Oh dear lawd. You obviously need to see a doctor, especially if you think you are turning into a shapeshifter, 'cause you are totally 100% not turning into a shapeshifter, and that's the truth. Fo shizzle.
Soon enough you'll grow a big belly and think you're forming into Santa Clause. It's been years, and you think NOW there would be an existence to Shapeshifters, Vampires, Werewolves, etc.? Good luck seeking out those "Vampires".
You are not turning into a "shapeshifter". Even if this post is a joke I really dont find it that amusing.
ARE YOU REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID. SERIOUSLY... THIS HAS GOT TO BE BY FAR THE MOST RETARD THING TO SAY EVER! GO DIE IN A FIRE!!! OH AND THE HOMOS IN THE MOVIE TWILIGHT ARENT VAMPIRES THEY DONT MINDLESSLY KILL PEOPLE LIKE VAMPIRES AND REAL VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE IN THE FUCKING SUN THEY BURST INTO FLAMES. FUCKING RETARDS FTW!!!
#8. I love you. And #7, I am not a Twilight hater. I am a Twi-Hard hater. There is a difference. I don't hate the book. I hate the ignorant fans of the book. The fans who bash HP and other books, yet have never read them. The fans that think Edward is real. The fans that honestly think this book is real. And before you call me a hypocrite I've read the book. It's not wonderful, or perfect. It IS good. But it's not great. Oh, and #37, Please remove the brick that has fallen on your keyboard. Thank you.
I think that if you go to the doctor you'll be diagnosed with Stupidity. If you want to be fixed please see you closest Harry Potter fan.
Or you could be brain damaged. . . But you know, whatever floats your boat.
I do not care if this is a joke or not if you go to a doctor and express to him your ideas of "transforming" they will most likley laugh in your face.
And you do not transform into a shapeshifter, technically you are born a shapeshifter
It's possibly hot outside, and you're PMSing.
Go to the damn doctor.
And a therapist.
Yeah, or maybe your a teenager having a growth spurt.
I like Twilight, but most of the people who post on here are really pathetic.
Yeah...um...I'm pretty sure everyone has had a fever and gone through hormonal changes at the same time sometime in their life. And so far, 0% of the world's population has turned into a shapeshifter. Get over yourself. (By the way this is a new owner of #1TwilightHater's account. I am the previous owner's friend.)
lol. that's really cool! I don't think you're going to shapeshift though; I grew 3 inches every year uptil now (I am now 6'3"). its still cool though, and jacob black is cool too.
Its called puberty douche bag.
You're going to transform into a boggart???
^Not a boggart! I bet it'll be Herman.
Hm. Weird. That's happening to teens everywhere. Not because they're "transforming into a shapeshifter" (redundancy), but because it's called puberty, and happens to everyone!!
By "the good kind" I assume you mean the ones that don't sparkle?
Sure you're not getting fatter and stupider?
HUH? you've decided to become an animagus? you have registered with the ministry, right? because there are more than enough people here to report you if you don't...
I'm going to make a website that shows people how stupidity seems ingrained in our generation. Congrats your post will be put up! Stupid twi-freak
Alex Mercer. Now THAT'S a shapeshifter.
It's called puberty, growth spurts, and being sick. Your sickness is clearly in your head.
@ the_slytherin_luna: Ah, so this is who Tonks & Kingsley were talking about when they said they found out at the Ministry that there's an unregistered Animagus. Well, don't worry, from what we've heard, the Magical Law Enforcement Squad has been sent to take care of this law-breaker. They'll be on their way very soon!
Its called 'Puberty', doofus
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
omigod, JUST BECOUSE YOU HAVE A FEVER, DOES'NT MEAN THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO TRANSFORM INTO SOME FREAK OF NATURE.
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