Today I had twin boys and named one Edward and the other Jacob. MLIT

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Dec 1, 2009 04:44 PM - My Life - by lovetwilight

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Kill yourself. That's an order.

#1 - Dec 10, 2009 09:47 AM by GeorgeKaull
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aww congrats mommy ^_^

#2 - Dec 10, 2009 02:34 PM by aurangel0309
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I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you. You are a horrible mother and your children should be taken away from you. I agree with GeorgeKaull. DO IT.

#3 - Dec 10, 2009 03:48 PM by shiksabean
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What the hell I hope they never know where that came from or they'd hate you forever. I like "The Stand" by Stephen King alot but I'm not gonna name my kids Nick and Larry.

#4 - Dec 10, 2009 08:20 PM by Akerberus
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You guys are mean! It's not like she named them Ren and Stimpy...they are classic names. Mom's deserve any joy they can find. :) She's got a BIG job ahead.

#5 - Dec 11, 2009 01:30 AM by Dolly
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You are the STUPIDEST FUCKING PERSON I have EVER SEEN! Your kids will probably hate themselves. This brings my piss to a boil. I'd rather eat a rotten corpse of a dead skunk marinated in dog piss and spread over with asshole juice than name my OWN FUCKING KIDS EDWARD AND JACOB!!!

#6 - Dec 11, 2009 06:09 PM by TwilightHater13
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If they go by Eddie and Jake it won't be like when people meet them they'll immediately think, "Oh gosh, I bet they were named after those Twilight guys!" Now I know kids named Ariel and Sebastion. Yikes.

#7 - Dec 11, 2009 07:10 PM by JennaBear
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Team Potter

#8 - Dec 12, 2009 05:46 AM by Team Potter
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All of you people are disrespectful! Obviously, she's obsessed with Twilight and that's her choice. And who knows? Maybe by the time they're kids or teens, Twilight will be 'so old' so to all of you who say 'kill yourself' you are horrible. Congrats on having twins!

#9 - Dec 12, 2009 07:05 AM by futuremrsrathbone
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Well, I wouldn't name my kids after Twilight characters, but I do agree with futuremrsrathbone. I think that by the time those kids are teenagers, probably no one will know what Twilight is. And they'll probably go by "Ed" or "Jake". Plus, they ARE classic names. I know a lot of people named Edward and Jacob. In any case, you guys are making this out to be much more of a big deal than it actually is. Really? "Go kill yourself"? It could've been worse. She could have named them Quil and Renesme or something like that.

#10 - Dec 12, 2009 11:58 AM by SoleilRose
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OMG CAN I HAZ SEX WITH YOUR BABBIES!!!! I'M LIKE JACOB!!!!!!! I WAS MENT TO BE WITH YOUR LUSCIOUS TWIN BOYS!!!!!!

#11 - Dec 12, 2009 06:12 PM by gayforEdward
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Awwww congratulations!! That's so cute!

#12 - Dec 13, 2009 11:30 AM by Carlesme
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awww congrats!! Im so happy for you!! And the name choices are amazing!! Don't listen to the people who make rude comments on here! They are just stupid and dont understand anything! Congrats again!!

#13 - Dec 13, 2009 02:46 PM by jaspersgirl17
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i'm a huge fan of twilight, but naming your kids that is too far. they will get bullied. save the twilight for yourself, don't ruin your kids lifes because of it.

#14 - Dec 13, 2009 06:59 PM by lordcoucouface1
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i think they're lovely names, congratulations!

#15 - Dec 14, 2009 10:15 AM by pop_tarts
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You shouldn't be reproducing.

#16 - Dec 14, 2009 11:52 AM by teamlestat
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Wow guys stop that is so mean to tell her to kill herself GET A LIFE you say twilighters are crazy what about you

#17 - Dec 14, 2009 01:47 PM by Hatersstophatin
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By the time your kids are teenagers, no one will know what Twilight is anymore, but everyone will still remember Harry ;)

#18 - Dec 14, 2009 06:59 PM by Karen
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WHOA!!!!! YOUR LIFE IS TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#19 - Dec 15, 2009 05:38 PM by llinndzzayy
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Okay, I hate Twilight but I think most of you guys are being assholes on this one. I bet a lot of harry fans have named their kids ROn and Harry and Lily and such. Congrats on your kids, OP.

#20 - Dec 15, 2009 06:41 PM by Juniorauror
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I'm crying for your children right now. In a bad way.

#21 - Dec 15, 2009 08:26 PM by iwouldthinknot
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they soooooo should have been called HARRY AND RON! jeeezz HARRY POTTER ROCKS MY WORLD,, yyeaaahhh!

#22 - Dec 16, 2009 06:24 AM by harryp
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I agree with harryp, but only instead of Edward and Jacob. Just about every MLIAer will think you are an obsessed Twi-hard. I'm just warning you, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, and I CANNOT agree with GeorgeKaull.

#23 - Dec 16, 2009 11:52 AM by TeamCedric2012
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By the time the kids get older, noone will even remember where those names are from! Now, if someone named their kids Harry or Hermione, they would immediately recognize those names! That's how big of a deal Harry Potter is.

#24 - Dec 16, 2009 06:57 PM by EwTwilight
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heck ya ur kids will get made fun of stop trying to live thru ur kids but dont kill urself thats a little over the top but still no one will like twilight when they r older think of when they r adults they'll get made fun of by all their frns cuz they were named after two "hot" guys from a chick flick

#25 - Dec 17, 2009 01:44 PM by T******T_SUX
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my god... i feel for your kids, you do realise now, that they literally will be like... bullied oh so much now, just because of your unhealthy obsession with a fictional book. Poor kids.

#26 - Dec 17, 2009 01:59 PM by MLIAnotT.
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go die in a hole.

#27 - Dec 17, 2009 02:12 PM by notafreak
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geez lady, obsessed much?

#28 - Dec 17, 2009 02:15 PM by aksdfjklsfj
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Do you want your children to kill themselves? You should've named them Fred and George.

#29 - Dec 18, 2009 01:09 PM by hprulestwilightsucks
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I WOULD CUT MY BALLS OFF, COOK THEM IN A FRYING PAN, COVER THEM WITH ROSEMARY AND DEEP FRY THEM WITH A NICE KIANTE BEFORE I EVER NAMED MY KIDS EDWARD AND JACOB

#30 - Dec 18, 2009 08:45 PM by TwilightHater13
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Here's how you END the twil*ght saga in one scene...Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together.Edward gets the munchies.No more Bella.The End. Signed, The MLIA Wizard

#31 - Dec 19, 2009 12:43 AM by the Mlia Wizard
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congrats on the twins and as long as you didn't make their middle names Cullen and Black they should be fine. If thier middle names ARE Cullen and Black then please defenestrate yourself.

#32 - Dec 19, 2009 06:51 AM by sardonic
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Thats pathetic.

#33 - Dec 19, 2009 11:31 AM by hpvstneday
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POOR CHILDREN: new options: fred and george, harry and ron, colin and dennis, bill and charile if your going for the book names thing

#34 - Dec 19, 2009 02:00 PM by harrypotterkillstwilight
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You're a horrible mother. Your kids will grow up, read Harry Potter, and then commit suicide. :)

#35 - Dec 20, 2009 06:00 PM by TeamCedricDiggory
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Loser. You should have named them fred and george!

#36 - Dec 20, 2009 09:07 PM by ilovecedricdiggory
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honestly. you had twins and you named them after 2 people who are completely different (and fake.)?! hello, or you could name them fred and george and at least be a little realistic.

#37 - Dec 21, 2009 10:23 AM by harrypotter>twi****t
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Oh, you could always do Blaise & Theo for normal Slytherin names. (: If they have red hair and you didn't name then after Fred & George, you disappointed me so much. Poor, poor boys. I hope they end up hating Twilight and loving Harry Potter.

#38 - Dec 21, 2009 07:01 PM by DieTwilightDieHP-FTW
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They are boys, why name them after chicks?

#39 - Dec 22, 2009 12:50 PM by TeamHarry-TwilightSux
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Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right! NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!

#40 - Dec 22, 2009 01:36 PM by REALITY_CHECK
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wow. you douche bags are seriously getting upset. people come on here to enjoy themselves and you come on here to freak the fuck out. get a life seriously. stop being so god damn rude. its not your life nor does she want your opinion my sure. why dont you take the time that youre on here and go make a website that bashes twilight. just get the hell off this website nobody wants you here. you are utterly ridiculous!

#41 - Dec 22, 2009 06:40 PM by getupandlaugh
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It's just names. Sheesh. Chill out guys.

#42 - Dec 22, 2009 07:56 PM by ruinedpanties
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Ok, firstly lets look at the facts. 1 - getupandlaugh - People post on the web for what reason? It is not to keep their thoughts private now is it? No its to share a thought or feeling. Her naming her two kids this is not an issue to me they are two old fashioned names that quite frankly i am happy to see back in fashion. It is more the reasoning behind the naming that is the issue here. As for not wanting our thoughts on it, if this was the case then why would ever post this story on the internet, more important than that and I quote. "Today I had twin boys" She is posting on the same day she has just had two babies and this is the first thing she did? I would think rather than posting on the internet looking after her two newly born sons would be a little more pressing. 2 - Yes there seems to be a lot of hate in this thread, if anyone does not like it then report it for it is, just small minds saying small things. Telling her to kill herself for doing this and being a bad mother is really going to make her a good mother right guys? Two new borns with no mom, nice advice. 3 - I would like to offer my congratulations on the birth of your two sons and hope you are all doing well. 4 - Calm down everyone, in the end its just a tv show (yes i know they made films) but it is not real. If you get this upset over what is posted here I cannot think how you will handle hard situations in real life. My life is not twilight, it's real life. Enjoy the show everyone but remember you're not in it!

#43 - Dec 23, 2009 04:16 AM by MLIT_InTheUK
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What a waste of twins. Fred and George would have meen much more suitable names.

#44 - Dec 23, 2009 08:34 AM by TeamSiriusBlack
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Oh those poor innocent babies! why? why would you do that too poor innocent babies!?!?!?!?

#45 - Dec 23, 2009 04:09 PM by HP_ismylife
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Why are people saying that this person's kids are going to get bullied? They are normal names, but 10$ that both are going to grow up to be raging homosexuals.

#46 - Dec 23, 2009 07:24 PM by veritaserum
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Someone's getting beaten up in school...

#47 - Dec 23, 2009 07:36 PM by CedricDoesNotSparkle
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wow congrates you just ruined your kid's lives and they can't even walk yet you should be totally ashamed of yourself... next time think before you corrupt your children's lifes

#48 - Dec 23, 2009 07:38 PM by weasleygirl
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If this is true you're truly pathetic...Your CHILDREN will carry your sick obsession with a shitty preteen romance novel for THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.

#49 - Dec 23, 2009 09:03 PM by oldschoolblues
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ok lemme get this straight.... you had twin boys. and you named them EDWARD AND JACOB!?!?!?! are you kidding me? if i ever have twin boys i would name them FRED AND GEORGE!!!!! dennis and colin, bill and charlie, dean and seamus!! hell, even vincent and gregory would be better than edward and freaking jacob. buuuuut, saying that you should kill yourself is a tad extreme people!

#50 - Dec 24, 2009 09:02 AM by bookwork_13
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Congrats on the kids, but really? Naming them after THOSE characters? You should've at least named them after actual fictional twins, like Fred and George.

#51 - Dec 25, 2009 01:12 PM by RandiWeasley
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