I'm sitting in class and the teacher begins to talk about washington i immediatly think of twilight. My friend beside me is tall, pale and thin with amber looking eyes! He brushed up against my skin freezing! I look up "i know what you are." He proceeds to go "say it say it out loud!" Whoa i didnt expect that. MLIT
Hahaha, that's awesome! He's definitely a keeper :)
Kiss him before he tries to take away your plates and birthday wishes.
"Say it" "..." "Say it out loud" "Gay" "....GODDAMNIT how'd you guess??"
#1 Oh so he plays Quidditch does he?
If only you girls could like your boyfriends for who they were, rather than dwelling on a fictional character.
@bookwork_13-my thoughts exactly!
This is the reason why i can NEVERR go to another College out of my state, Washington....
Hey, I came up with a very accurate description of Twilight the other day: The cliche story of a schizophrenic teenage girl who likes Necrophilia and Bestiality and gives up her entire life, along with damning herself to hell, for some one-hundred year old virgin who sparkles.
@Jacobimprintedonme I don't think a Twi-tard could ever have the build or intelligence of a Keeper. And if he actually likes Twilight, I don't think he'd be interested in the OP.
@ average wizard and @Quirrelmort Yes!!
Are you sure the teacher wasn't talking about George Washington? You Twi-hards seem to have your little wetdreams about Twilight during school. And to think they're the future of America...
^ Unfortnately, we have a herd of ass holes that are the future too *eye roll*
^Fortunately, those "ass holes" are at least well educated enough to know that if Literature was a person, Twilight would be its crap. Therefore, those non-schizophrenic Anti's will grow up to be successful, decent people in society, while you extreme Twihards lower the birth rate because you won't let any man who isn't named Edward or Jacob touch you.
MiaLoo22 is a fucking retarded fat bitch "vigilante".
Listen to me, you're not going to get anywhere by acting fucking stupid. Get over it. Go sit in your basement and weep.
@Average Wizard- I am not a Twilight fan, and I don't defend it. But you sound incredibly ignorant my friend. It's just insanely juvenile to label every twihard with a lower intelligence and evey anti with a higher one. Someone who claims to know literature should know this.
Ahhhhhh!!!! I hope that he DOES LOVE TWILIGHT LIKE WE DO!!!
^ If he's got half of a brain, he won't.
BlackRain- Someone who claims to know literature should know Twilight is not.
@#1TwilightHater- I never said I did, but since you brought it up...There are 7 definitions for literature. And It definitely fits... . 1. writings in which expression and form, in connection with ideas of permanent and universal interest, are characteristic or essential features, as poetry, novels, history, biography, and essays. So I think that makes it literature.
^ That doesn't mean it's good Literature.
BlackRain- it's a mockery of literature. It fits all the technical requirements and yet it truly isn't
^Ok dude, that makes all the sense in the world. *face plam*
zOMG, HE'S A VAMPIRE. zOMG! You may now begin your bliss-filled life of necrophilia...... NOW. LOL. Oh, and just so you know: Vampire = Dead, Dead = No blood flow. Therefore comma space Edward = No erection. Just sayin'
^Correction, even though I respect your post for realizing how much of a silly Pansy Edward is, he is not a Vampire, he is a fairy.
^Oh, sorry. My bad. I shall never get those mixed up again.
HATERS!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!! GO TO MLIHP!!!!!!!!! ( My Life Is Ha*** Po****!!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^Shut up and use intelligent words instead of attempting to make your point by putting a lot of exclamation points at the end of every couple words of your post.
OTD: You make me laugh. 1)It's Average Wizard, not My Life is HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!! That's how you spell it, by the way. 2)TALKING LIKE THIS!!!!! DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY SMARTER!!!!! :p :p :P 3)Grow a brain.
^Umbridge, I think you need to deal with these crazy B*tch's THE UMBRIDGE WAY!
^Mama's Little Love Hand, break their fingers, or have them sit on a knife?
^Break their fingers, that way, they can't type, or hold up a book.
Yeah, cause then they couldn't play the guitar, and all their little friends would just leave them. And they'd be just like Umbridge. Except Umbridge can kick they're asses.
You are aware that he only says that in the movie, right? It's also "Say it." *pause* "Out loud."
Well. We can officially say the future is screwed........
Sorry to say youll never have a shot with him, cause heres the secret..
Hes gay.
^He's just using Bella as a cover-up. We all know his true love is Mike.
OMG! OP, you can be his beard! Wouldn't that be awesome? Then you might be in a relationship with someone other than a fictional dead thing!!!
aw, no it's not. sure, ther are lots of morons *cough cough* out there, but I'm a twelve year old girl and recognize that twilight is crap.
I would of replied with "A sparkly gay faggot?"
^He would reply "Are you afraid?" ".......yeah, actually. My body isn't designed for this much rainbow."
DATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY GO RIGHT NOW AND ASK HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey twilight fans read this quote 'It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live' so stop dreaming that you will find someone like Edward Cullen because you won't find him!
Just the fact you people are arguing about this is pretty lame.
^Disagrees with your username. Perhaps 5th grade would be a more accurate description?
I love how every girl on this website sits next to a 'tall, thin and pale'-and 'really hot'-guy in class while their 'strong, buff and Native-American-looking friend' tries in vain to keep them from falling in love. I think maybe your schizophrenia drugs are running a little low. Might want to get them refilled before you do something you regret, like reading a-gasp-piece of real literature like Harry Potter.
^As much as I agree with your post, I say we don't mention Harry Potter much on this website. Believe me, I love Harry Freaking Potter, but I don't want anyone coming in and comparing HP and Twilight.
two words for anybody who is obsesed with twilight, edward cullen, or jacob. Necrophilia and beastiality.
I was sitting in class, when the teacher began to talk about Washington (Washington is capitalized), Seattle (from here I would like to point out there are TWO Washington's in America, so for them to not know that 1) there are two so you must be specific and 2) talking about Washington isn't much of a coincidence, I weep for our generation...). I immediately (good word choice, but you're not fooling me, you also spelled it wrong- I corrected it.) thought ('thought' has a T in it) of Twilight (Twilight is capitalized). My friend, who was sitting beside me, (please use commas unless you are in the third grade or lower) is tall, pale and thin with amber looking eyes (I am taking out this exclamation point, ugly boys are nothing to get excited about). He brushed up against my skin,(you need a comma here) it was freezing (once again I am taking out an exclamation point, body temperature is not a phenomenon). I looked up and said (they did not specify if they said this or not, I assumed, with that I can also assume they're stupid), "I know what you are," he proceeds (nice attempt at fooling us into thinking you have a passible vocabulary) to say, "say it, (you need to separate your repetition with commas, USE COMMAS) say it out loud!" Whoa, (comma goes here) I didn't (apostrophe goes here) expect that. MLIT.
Get a life! All of you!!!!! Twilight is old now and boring. Yes, the only reason I created this account was to say that.
did you tell him he was a hufflepuff? because I FIND that to be the correct answer.
TEAM DUMBLEDORE FOREVER!
Wow, a boy who has read Twilight? The infectious book has spread to the opposite gender, too? WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED I SAY!
@ emmahatestwilight. Thank you for the grammar check.
@ MadHattress I know a boy who reads Twilight........we ARE doomed
It's probably people like you that are the reason that this poor guy knows what Twilight says. Do the poor boy a favour and stay away from him as much as possible.
wow thats mad awesome i wish that would happen to me
Hi twitards. Please take the following into consideration: undead = no blood flow. No blood flow = no erection. Have fun with that one :D
You do realize that he could have poor circulation and who the fuck I this guy he must have been messin with you. I know I would
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOMOSEXUALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL and SCENE.
Oh, and those who say Twilight is so seventh grade, I laugh. Twilight is very PreK. I am in seventh grade, and I am insulted at the very thought of being called a, *shudders,* twilighter.
And scene means that the scene is over in a performance. Just clarifying.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Twilight
Copy and paste the link. You'll love it ;)
It's funny how many people hate twilight on here (myself included) =P
Why do you people, or twilight *shudder* fans, think that Harry Potter is a swear? I can say "Twilight* without having to * out four letters.
@RealVampiresBurn- HA HA! I loved the rollovers (if that's the word).
@no questions = no lies-It's all good lol
Thanks for clearing that up! XD
There goes Washington's rep.
love it . Haters can get off this page....just sayin'.
^hate it. And we decide to stay...just sayin'
@74 OK you admit you are a twihard. I hate twilight. Care to share an argument about how twilight is any good? It would help a lot.
Oh a quidich player how sexy.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE IS. a freak.
OTD (and exclamation points)- Just continue to make yourself look stupider with every post like that.
if he reads twilight he's gay. it's not a possibility. it's for definite. so don't go getting your glitter loving necrophiliac heart in a flutter :)
cough cough GAY cough cough
you're a loony.
MLIA!
So everytime someone says the word 'Washington' you're gonna automatically think of Twilight and Edward first? God, you're stupid!
...I don't want to believe that anyone could have such horrible grammar. I really don't. PLEASE tell me you're only pretending to be an utter idiot.
You type like your head is full of Wrackspurts. Are you sure you're okay? Because Daddy and I have a very helpful remedy - a good dose of Freshwater Plimpy soup!
You guys look like obsessed fools.
Ssssssssay it... Out loud... - Creeper...- How did you guesssssssss?
Okay, you people are flooding this site with your needless flaming. We all know you hate it and you express it clearly. I like both Twilight and Harry Potter so you guys can just kiss my ass because Edward, from what I believe, very well may be gay but there's no need to flaunt this guy's weakness. Even if he sparkls in the sun and has a weird eye-color. GOD! I really wish you would start a war somewhere more productive, like *shudders* MLIJB.
@TeamQuirrellmort: Sorry, but we can't do that last part. MLIJB was shut down a pretty long time ago (and I helped with that). & no offense, but I don't think the haters will listen to you. They have their reasons to be here, and you guys telling them to leave won't really do anything. (course, I'm a hater too, so this applies to me too)
^ Haha nice! That actually fits perfectly!
^And we all know harry potter was out first sooo about this whole which one's original and better? Harry Potter obv!
^ Lol did you even need to post such an obvious comment? Even a lot of Twilight fans agree that Harry Potter is better!
Voldemort showing his penis to everyone at the table in malfoy manor. Bellatrix starts cumming herself while everyone starts masturbating. Snape stares at it awkwardly then slowly, sloooooowly whips his abnormally large cock out and starts stroking it smoothly.
Fake and gay
I'm a troll I
@Shadow reaper and OP - Get a life.
thats so cool! i lpve that guy! watch out cause i coming!-vampirenerd
@ everyone who says that that vampire dude, whatsername, is gay, don't. C'mon, people. I know a couple of people who are gay, and they are among the coolest people I have ever met. Just because the vampire dude is a sparkly fairy with stupid hair does not mean that he (or it) is gay. By the way, the werewolf guy is a naturist. Look it up.
:O OMG i know what he is too!
IS HE A SNOWMAN?!?!
dumbass tw!l!ght >.>
Does anyone want to help with the war vs. the sparklepyres with teamidontgiveacrap and I, along with others? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
^ Ok. Makes enough sense. After all, he does see you when you're sleeping! And he also knows if you've been bad or good (because he can read minds)!
^ Yep! You're right; he MUST be Santa Claus!!!
This site makes me ashamed to live as close as i do to Forks...
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
"I'm sitting in class and the teacher begins to talk about washington i immediatly think of twilight."
Oh fuck you. I will personally murder Stephanie Meyer for connecting my state with Twilight. Seriously. It pisses me off. Twilight was awful. The fourth book was a fanfic. A bad fanfic. As stated somewhere above, vampires can't get it up.
But really, that first sentence gave me the strong desire to punch someone in the face. Washington ≠ Twilight, got that?
I am ashamed to live on the same planet as you.
Well, it's only a guess but from my perspective, seems like he was making fun of you.
yeah!always a dream of mine..lol
I look up "i know what you are." He proceeds to go "say it say it out loud!" Whoa i didnt expect that. MLIT
Today I was sitting in class* (you can't change from past tense to present), when my teacher began to talk about Washington* (It is capitalized). Immediately* (i-m-m-e-d-i-a-t-e-l-y), I thought* (once again, it needs to be past tense) of Twilight* (Twilight it capitalized, seeing as it's a title of a "book".) My friend, who was sitting beside me,* (commas. Use them.) Is tall, and thin, with amber eyes* (amber LOOKING eyes? That suggests that they are, in fact, not amber. That would make this whole most almost irrelevant to Twilight, seeing as he wouldn't look like Edward.) Then, he brushed up against me. His skin was freezing.* (your sentence makes no sense at all. "He brushed up against my skin freezing!"... That almost suggests that YOUR skin was freezing, when I assume that you meant this poor boy's skin was.) Shocked,* (add some descriptive details.) I looked up and said, "I know what you are".* ("I look up..." has many things wrong with it. So many I won't go into detail.) He proceeds to say,* ("He proceeds to GO", could mean that he left. Which, considering the event taking place, I wouldn't blame him.) "Say it out loud.".* (exclamation points usually occur when excited, and considering that this is a Twilight story, I assume he was most definitely not excited. Therefore, you would need a period there.) I did not expect that.* (Starting sentences with "whoa" never really appeals to the reader.) MLIT.
Today I was sitting in class* (you can't change from past tense to present), when my teacher began to talk about Washington* (It is capitalized). Immediately* (i-m-m-e-d-i-a-t-e-l-y), I thought* (once again, it needs to be past tense) of Twilight* (Twilight it capitalized, seeing as it's a title of a "book".) My friend, who was sitting beside me,* (commas. Use them.) Is tall, and thin, with amber eyes* (amber LOOKING eyes? That suggests that they are, in fact, not amber. That would make this whole most almost irrelevant to Twilight, seeing as he wouldn't look like Edward.) Then, he brushed up against me. His skin was freezing.* (your sentence makes no sense at all. "He brushed up against my skin freezing!"... That almost suggests that YOUR skin was freezing, when I assume that you meant this poor boy's skin was.) Shocked,* (add some descriptive details.) I looked up and said, "I know what you are".* ("I look up..." has many things wrong with it. So many I won't go into detail.) He proceeds to say,* ("He proceeds to GO", could mean that he left. Which, considering the event taking place, I wouldn't blame him.) "Say it out loud.".* (exclamation points usually occur when excited, and considering that this is a Twilight story, I assume he was most definitely not excited. Therefore, you would need a period there.) I did not expect that.* (Starting sentences with "whoa" never really appeals to the reader.) MLIT.
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