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Today, while playing "Paper Mario" (yes, I am a girl btw) I got to the part where you get Yoshi. The video game then proceeded to ask for name for it. What did I name it? EDWARD

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So twilight! (172) - Needs more twilight.. (1099)

Jan 3, 2010 12:39 AM - Random - by edwardismylife

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Ooh! You're a girl gamer! That immediately makes you special, right?! If you're going to tout being a female gamer, at least tout the fact you're playing legitimate games and not making them suck by pulling Twilight into them. God help me if I ever found out a girl on here was trying to play Dragon Age: Origins with an Edward knock-off.

#1 - Jan 4, 2010 12:33 AM by Syl
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You know what? I'm a girl gamer. I play the Sims 1, and Edward (and every other shitty fictional character) shall die every time he/she/it is created.

#2 - Jan 5, 2010 02:41 PM by Spocks-10x-hotter-than-Ed
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Isn't Yoshi a girl?

#3 - Jan 5, 2010 04:04 PM by itsjustabook
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Are you sure your a chick? When was the last time you could see past your rolls to check?

#4 - Jan 5, 2010 04:30 PM by didIreallyjustsignupfml
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congratulations. you just ruined one of the most influential video games of all time.

#5 - Jan 5, 2010 05:48 PM by yourmom
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EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU. THE BOOK CONSISTS OF BELLA WHINING ABOUT HER HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SPARKLY 100 YEAR OLD CREEPER-STALKER. YOU TWITARDS ALL NEED TO GET LIVES, LEAVE YOUR CULLEN SHRINE, AND GO DO SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE YOUR AGES (WHATEVER AGE THAT MAY BE) NORMALLY DO. REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE AT HOGWARTS.

#6 - Jan 5, 2010 05:48 PM by yourmom
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Today, while playing Half-Life 2 (I'm a girl) I didn't get to name my character, but if I had, I would have named him Flex Plexico. Because that's a man.

#7 - Jan 6, 2010 06:30 AM by Dekapolitissa
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Of course you're a girl. YOU BASE YOU LIFE ON TWIGHLIGHT.

#8 - Jan 6, 2010 08:36 PM by itwinklewhenipeeamiavamp?
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If your playing video games all the time and naming Yoshi Edward, you need a life. Don't disrespect Mario like that.

#9 - Jan 9, 2010 05:16 PM by Edwardcullenisafag
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No you're not, there are no girls on the Internet

#10 - Jan 10, 2010 03:02 PM by Juniorauror
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i am a girl thank you very much and why are there so many twilight haters on a twilight devoted site? seriously, if all you do all day is bash twilight, you have a bigger problem than we who love twilight.

#11 - Jan 10, 2010 05:40 PM by TwilightingEnsures
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Yoshi is a girl this website sucks stick to MLIA

#12 - Jan 11, 2010 02:30 PM by batmansbetter
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I assure you.. "ma'am" it is not we who have the problem but our society that is slowly dying from the cancer of the twits who are obsessed with a pedophile.

#13 - Jan 13, 2010 03:20 PM by someonewithalife
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disgrace.

#14 - Jan 13, 2010 04:53 PM by tiptica
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AK

#15 - Jan 22, 2010 10:34 PM by SiriusBlack
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That poor Yoshi... Although it's quite common for people to name characters after their favorite person, fictional or otherwise.

#16 - Jan 27, 2010 05:43 PM by harrpotterroxmysox
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AHHHHHHH!!! YOU'RE KILLING MARIO! (yes i am a girl) i have grown up playing mario games and you disgrace nintendo. *bitch-slap* Wanna know what I named MY yoshi? Yoshi.

#17 - Jan 29, 2010 06:34 PM by Fyreflie
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Lol gamer girls FTW! I'm a girl gamer(hence my nickname!)

#18 - Jan 30, 2010 02:56 PM by gamergirl001
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^^ you rock too

#19 - Jan 31, 2010 01:23 PM by Fyreflie
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Yoshi is a girl, dumb Twitard! You are just a wannabe gamer girl...sad.

#20 - Feb 16, 2010 06:03 AM by notatwitard
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...and i agree with yourmom's comments

#21 - Feb 16, 2010 06:04 AM by notatwitard
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No, no, noooooooo!

#22 - Mar 11, 2010 06:12 AM by HarryPFTW
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no! how could you corrupt the pureness and brilliance of Paper Mario with your silly twilight references?! Quickly! the game must be cremated at once, so as to give it an honorable death!

#23 - Apr 1, 2010 10:28 PM by neutralzone
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I cry for Yoshi T_T

#24 - Apr 5, 2010 06:06 PM by DaScribbler
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This is wrong on so many counts. You're playing video games? AND reading Twilight? So many sandwiches to not be made...

#25 - May 22, 2010 06:26 AM by Wadeford
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Poor Yoshi... ...but hey, I name Pokemon after hockey players and NASCAR drivers, so I know what you mean. (yes, I am a girl!)

#26 - Jun 18, 2010 04:18 PM by BlackhawkDawn
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I don't get why you find it necessary to say you're a girl when you're playing Nintendo games (or those like it). I only find it necessary to say I'm a girl when I'm playing Resident Evil, Call of Duty, Halo, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, ECT. on my friend's 360 in his basement with a bunch of my other friends. And Paper Mario was one of my favorite games as a child, say when I was around 9. And Yoshi was my favorite character. WHY must you ruin him??

#27 - Aug 19, 2010 05:57 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Woah, she's a girl gamer! She's immediately special, so nobody can troll her! I'm going to go back to my Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, I haven't stabbed anything in the last 10 minutes.

#28 - Nov 24, 2010 10:09 PM by Eragonrocks
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@11. It's not like we come here all day and just wait patiently for your reply. We're not all like Edward, who wait all night just so we can hear you talk in your sleep.

#29 - Jan 11, 2011 08:31 PM by EmmsterHP
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OMG! you were almost cool! then you mentioned Edward...

#30 - May 19, 7630 01:01 PM by Penny Clearwater
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