I've always been extremely clumsy, but now, whenever I fall down or get a paper cut, I feel happy because. MLIT.
Is that because you are clumsy like Bella, or that someone like Eddie will smell you and eat you?
^Neither. It's cause OP is an idiot.
'Right, all you need to do is take the London Underground into the very heart of the city, and take a short walk 'til you find a large, old-fashioned, red-brick department store called Purge & Dowse Ltd, with closed for refurbishment signs everywhere. Next, walk up to the ugly dummy with a green nylon pinafore dress, and ask to be admitted. Once the dummy acknowledges you, walk through the glass and tell the welcome witch at the counter that you think vampires are real. She'll take it from there.'
your psychotic...and slightly masochistic....
And so the lion fell in love with the lamb . . . but then the lion realized how stupid he was being for falling in love with an idiot so he ate her and went back to being a dead wizard. i like that ending much better :)
Haha, Twilightseverus, you totally stole that from me :P But that's okay, because it most definitely applies to the stupid OP.
^^Forget that, I only just realised that you've plastered it on ALMOST. EVERY. SINGLE. POST. Please refrain from doing it again, thanks.
Aww, a happy emo child... What an odd occurrence.
Because you're a masochist who enjoys blood and pain?
hahahaha to dance again thats my theory that Edward is just inferi!! AVPM rules!!!!
Today I realized that half the people on this website are Harry Potter fans making fun of Twilight. I am an Average Wizard.
AND today, I realized that half the Twilight fans on this site use the word masochist because its the ONLY FREAKING VOCABULARY word that is in Twilight.
TO DANCE AGAIN! IVE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS TO DANCE AGAIN!!
Cutting yourself is not the answer, hon. Why don't you pick up a Harry Potter book? That is much healthier for you
I've always been extremely faggy, but now, whenever I get beat up or get made fun of, I feel happy because. MLIPathetic
If you are going to be emo, do it right and be depressed all the time. You might bleed to death.
Whoa, so if I cut your wrists you'll be jumping of joy even when you begin to feel faint because you're near death. You'll die with your last words being "Edward Cullen loves me".
FAIL.
Great now twilight freaks are turning into fucking emos! FUCK YOU TWILIGHT FANS NEED A FUCKING GOD DAMN FUCKING LIFE AWAY FROM FUCKING TWILIGHT!!!!! FUCK MAN IM SO GLAD I NEVER GOT INTO THE FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING RUBBISH.
GET
A
FUCKING
LIFE
FUCKWIT!!
I've always been extremely clumsy, and it never bothered me. But now, whenever I fall down or get a paper cut people compare me to Bella. FML.
Good to know twilight turns people into emos
"It makes me so happy when I injure myself, because I'm a fucking idiot who thinks that CAUSING DAMAGE TO MY BODY brings me closer to the insecure codepedent in an abusive relationship with a dead man who wants to kill me that, for some reason (i.e., I'm a fucking moron), I worship. MLIT." There. FIFY, OP.
well i hope you actually end up falling down a flight of stairs causing yourself brain damage, becuase then i might actually feel sory for your pathetically twilight obsessed mind.
i feel that way too now ninja :D
What the frick does that have to do with any sensible thing!!! GET A LIFE PEOPLE!
Wow, you should try self-mutilation; should make you blithesome.
By the way: blithesome means happy for those of you who read Tw*light and are used to kindergarten language.
"you feel happy because."? LOL! Try correctly finishing a sentence.
oh yes i just love getting paper cuts pain is just so much fun.......if youre gonna be stupid at least finish the sentence!!!!!
You know, I've always been clumsy too. But you know, I'm not happy when I fall or get a papercut. Actually, I get very upset and swear multiple times. Like the majorty of the human population. Just sayin'.
OH yay! A paper cut, that just makes me want to be happy too!
Because what? You ended the sentence without giving the Twitards a reason why. Yet ANOTHER twitard fail.
Just so you know hun, feeling happy when you hurt yourself is called masochism and it's a serious phycological disorder. However, I most definatly understand what you are going through. Embrace the pain. In fact, go slit your throat. I'm pretty sure that will bring you the greatest joy of your life.
OP- You feel happy because what? You're masochistic? You're clumsy? You have a mental condition? You can't finish your sentences?
glad 2 know there are people hurting themselves because of a waste of paper
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