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Today at my all-girls school, we were doing a lab in Biology I. As our teacher was explaining it, everyone was looking at each other and freaking out. It was the exact same lab that Bella and Edward had done when they first talked to each other! MLIT.

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Mar 19, 2010 04:19 PM - School - by Kandy

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school full of drop outs!

#1 - Mar 20, 2010 11:39 PM by Visirium
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Then you would fit right in with them, Visirium.

#2 - Mar 21, 2010 02:59 PM by WhatTheFudge
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I don't worship a pale, sickly, disgusting foot-for-face. How in the world would i fit in here?

#3 - Mar 21, 2010 05:30 PM by Visirium
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.... lesbians.....

#4 - Mar 22, 2010 06:10 PM by Scarlet
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Uhh, okayy. So you were at school, and you did a lab? Am I missing something here? Like, so what if two fictional characters did the same lab, it's not as though the greatest author on Earth just walked in, (who, might I add, is obviously Ms.Rowling), whoop-de-doo! Your at school doing work, get over the stupid sparkly vampires and pay attention.

#5 - Mar 23, 2010 05:57 PM by PotterPal96
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ALL of them??? Come on, there has to be a greater proportion of sane people in this world!! If I was there, I would have said something along the lines of 'GET OVER IT!!!!!!!'

#6 - Mar 24, 2010 04:45 AM by Team_Emmett
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Yes Team Emmet, ALL of them! We're taking over the world! Are you afraid???? :[

#7 - Mar 24, 2010 04:22 PM by IRunWithVampires
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Not afraid, physically ill.

#8 - Mar 24, 2010 09:22 PM by Visirium
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Lol @ IRunwithvampires and Visirium

#9 - Mar 25, 2010 01:10 AM by EdwardBellaLove
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Really you Twiretards get excited over stupid shit like that? xD. "Hey I was driving in the car the other day and I suddenly realized that's what my favorite character [Insert shit name here Ex: Bella or Edward] does in [Insert shit novel here] does so I got excited and crashed!!!!! LOLOL" Way to go dipshits it's your fault the world's going to hell.

#10 - Mar 25, 2010 12:37 PM by Twilight...Meh
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@Twilight...meh, Riiiight. The world is going to hell because a bunch of girls thought it was fun that they were doing something from their favorite book. Lol, I don't think so somehow.

#11 - Mar 27, 2010 12:11 AM by Melanie
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WTF it's a fuckin lab course. And he only reason u were ALL "freaking out" is becuase u are all FUCKED OVER GIRLS and crazed twifucks get. a. life.

#12 - Mar 27, 2010 01:09 AM by Hp WAYBETTER than t******
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@Mel, yes, very dramatic aren't they?

#13 - Mar 27, 2010 06:32 PM by IRunWithVampires
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YEAH, I WOULD BE FREAKING OUT TOO!!! FOR THE PIG DISSECTION!!! MMMM BACON

#14 - Mar 27, 2010 10:44 PM by SHOOT EDWARD IN THE FACE
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YEAH cuz all the Potterheads freak out when their teachers tell them to turn to page 394 in their textbooks. N.O.T.

#15 - Mar 31, 2010 08:08 AM by BellatrixR4kids
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OK so r u lesbien now with your lab partner please tell GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

#16 - Apr 1, 2010 06:18 AM by harrypotterisfarbetter
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I don't like twilight the movie, but I respect the book. And I don't understand why HP fans have to come on here and be really really cruel. Sure, I completely disagree with sick obsession, but come on. Most of these fangirls are in middle school. Cut 'em some slack. This is THEIR website.

#17 - Apr 1, 2010 05:22 PM by yesiAMamember
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I have to agree with #17, who has less of a life- a harry potter fan who spends all their time spending time on a twilight website for laughs, or a Twilight fan who enjoys their hobby with other people? Seriously.

#18 - Apr 5, 2010 01:11 PM by Angieeebabayy
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Fucktards. All of them.

#19 - Apr 5, 2010 04:14 PM by dudeitrulesx
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Girls like you give girls like me a horrible name. Really.

#20 - Apr 7, 2010 08:43 PM by lykeomgwtf
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@yesiAMamember and Angieeebabayy - I completely agree.

#21 - Apr 11, 2010 10:25 PM by EdwardBellaLove
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me is jelous... not only does it look fun but it's also ironic ;) and to angieeebabyy-agreed (:

#22 - Apr 13, 2010 10:35 AM by thelovleyshea
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I agree #17. As you can see i am an mlia reader but the book twilight is pretty cool. obsession is overboard but there is no reason to be nasty.

#23 - Apr 21, 2010 02:31 PM by Harry fan
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Hey guys, what's your favorite wrock band? I love Let's Lumos! They're on YouTube and they're really great! Check it out and share your favorite bands!! ~Trixie

#24 - Apr 27, 2010 07:57 AM by BellatrixR4kids
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@Bella trix r4 kids= my favorite band is attack attack and breathe carolina! :D

#25 - Apr 28, 2010 10:51 AM by thelovleyshea
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...It's a fairly common experiment.

#26 - May 11, 2010 07:23 PM by kelvie
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I also go to an all-girls school. Please don't give us a bad name.

#27 - May 29, 2010 12:37 PM by DodgerGirl
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Looking at something through slides in a microscope.. I can't remember what it was, but I'm pretty sure I did it in ninth grade.. And Bella and Edward did it as seniors?.. Kinda sad. Oh well.. In regards to people 'respecting the book' even though the movie is bad. You have a point. The book isn't as bad as the movie, and never is, but the book was still bad. I believe there was a statistic done where they found out that the most common phrase in the book was 'Edward's perfect face...'

#28 - Jun 8, 2010 09:32 PM by MovieMan
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New term for y'all: TwiTards.

#29 - Jun 25, 2010 12:32 PM by ninjavspirate
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every person on the fucking planet does that lab get over it.

#30 - Jul 12, 2010 05:15 AM by VAMPPPPP
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YUP.

#31 - Jul 17, 2010 06:41 PM by ninjavspirate
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Yeah.....it's required that every biology class does that lab get over yourself

#32 - Jul 22, 2010 02:09 PM by #1TwilightHater
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On the Devil's Advocate, we never get to do any labs from HP.

#33 - Jul 30, 2010 04:34 PM by Harley Quin
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Every school does that lab, it's not as if Meyer invented it. Now put your knickers back on and stop freaking out, you dolt.

#34 - Aug 4, 2010 05:10 PM by Schutzstaffel-Wolf
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@the author: that's really cool.

#35 - Aug 15, 2010 09:21 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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And today we ate food just like Bella!!!! AHHHHH!!

#36 - Sep 15, 2010 03:48 PM by DAallTheWay!!!!!!
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Again, every freaking person who goes through Biology has to do that lab. Stop thinking your life is 'Twilight'. Also, if Bella and Edward are 17ish, that means they are in their senior year. Freshman do this lab in Biology. Either Stephenie Meyer is REALLY BAD at this whole, you know, making sense thing, or Edward and Bella are just extremely dumb and have failed 3 years of Science.

#37 - Sep 18, 2010 07:29 PM by #1TwilightHater
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GASP! OMG REALLY? You guys were gonna do the EXACT SAME lab where Edward and Bella started talking?!?!?! OMG YOU GUYS MUST HAVE ALL BEEN FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!! -_-' Fuckin really? Every biology class covers that subject. I took it in hish school and we just finished that section in my current college bio class. Do you think anyone gave a crap? Your life is not twilight just because you took a course that everyone else in this lifetime has taken also.

#38 - Nov 14, 2010 10:01 PM by BlueBloods
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@ Melanie - Yes, this world is most definitely going to hell because we have people getting excited over taking a biology course that everyone has to take just because some characters in a fictional book took it. Extremely dramatic and pathetic. There is nothing exciting about learning about meiosis and mitosis. It's the division of reproductive and somatic cells. Whoop-dee-doo. Lets party. @ Angieeebabayy - First off, it's not just Harry Potter fans who come on here. It's all kinds of people. Second, it's the TWIHARDS to claim to spending ALL of their time on this site, not the haters. It's takes a mere few minutes to come on here and post a comment. Third, this is not a hobby with you people--it is a sick obsession, which is destroying the minds of our youth. Have you even read any of the ridiculous things that you people post on here?

#39 - Nov 14, 2010 10:11 PM by BlueBloods
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I can't expect that teacher to be teaching next year if that happens when they try to do a simple lab that they probably have to do because of the curriculum...

#40 - Jan 2, 2011 11:51 AM by THEUMBRIDGEWAY
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three words GET. A. LIFE!

#41 - Jan 3, 2011 08:00 PM by ALLOF!THE!OREOS!ARE!GONE!
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Um. I did this lab in SEVENTH grade. And they're doing it as seniors? Fuck, that's just stupid. And everyone is going to do this lab at some point in their education, possibly more than once. So put on your big-girl panties and grow the fuck up.

#42 - Jan 3, 2011 11:36 PM by Nymphadora_Tonks_1
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@Nymphadora_Tonks_1 two things: 1. love your username XD 2. Was about to post the same thing about the lab....

#43 - Jan 30, 2011 03:23 PM by hahayoufail
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And that's why people think our generation is messed up.

#44 - May 20, 8603 01:00 PM by TeamStarkidPotter
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You go to an all girls school... too bad Edward won't be there to fulfill your twilight fantasies. OH WAIT! Edward is a GIRL after all! Have fun!

#45 - Jul 15, 2011 10:53 PM by haterz
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^Actually, Edward is really an Inferi of Cedric Diggory, being conrtolled by Volde- I mean, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

#46 - Jul 26, 2011 11:49 AM by GryffindorGal
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So? It's an ALL GIRLS SCHOOL!

#47 - Nov 24, 2011 11:54 PM by LilMissRenesmee
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