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My boyfriend is pale, his eyes change color, he loves the rain, understands my twilight refrences, and can quote the movie. i love him.

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So twilight! (1933) - Needs more twilight.. (2149)

May 23, 2010 07:29 AM - Love - by 1324bella

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got news for ya- if he can quote the movie and understand references, then he's gay. flamingly gay. like so gay you'd have to be braindead- oh wait you also think twilight is a good book, so that explains it.

#1 - May 24, 2010 02:15 PM by hpfanatic77
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That's so sweet :)

#2 - May 24, 2010 04:24 PM by luvjasper
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enjoy it while you can. If you're telling the truth then he's gay. If he looks like Edward, I'm very sorry because Edward looks like a hobo that lives in the sewers of New York City. :)

#3 - May 24, 2010 09:59 PM by orangejuice
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Is it ok if I love him too! LOL. Being a man and a fan of Twilight does not make you gay!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT, do you want to sound as ignorant as possible?

#4 - May 24, 2010 10:31 PM by TeamRobsten
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Exactly TeamRobsten!!! It's SO ignorant! Of course he doesn't have to be gay! It's unbelievable how shallow this thinking is! And just because he can quote her favorite movie, it doesn't mean he even has to like it. It just means he's a sweet boyfriend.

#5 - May 24, 2010 10:43 PM by TeamJacob19
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He is CLEARLY gay.

#6 - May 25, 2010 01:27 PM by Ceesau
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Ouchie. I think I pity him more than I admire him. O_O It must suck to have people mistake you for a vampiric stalker. (No offense, but its true. Watching someone sleep at night = stalking.) But if he makes you happy, and no one bugs him about it, then congratulations on finding your match. :) I can only hope that he doesn't sparkle.

#7 - May 25, 2010 05:01 PM by shutdabeepup
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I'm stealing your boyfriend. Haha, jk. I love mine. But I do kind of wish that when he caught on to my twilight refs (which is rarely), he didn't roll his eyes...and he def can't quote the movies. :( Oh wells, I can't quote Lord of the Rings, which he loves. To each his own.

#8 - May 26, 2010 01:04 PM by ShanaBanana
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lol xx me and my friend are trying to train 2 boys THAT AREN'T GAY to love twilight nad just told them that in every convosation just think what would Edward Cullen do ?? xx and the good thing is they now both love twilight xx

#9 - May 27, 2010 09:49 AM by edwardamcullen
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My boyfriend bought me a Edward blanket and told me that when he can't keep me warm edward will....I almost died.

#10 - May 27, 2010 03:54 PM by J.Jenks
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he might be gay but on the upside edward is too. team HP

#11 - May 29, 2010 11:28 AM by kala297
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So, what all exactly makes Edward gay to you guys? The fact that he sparkles in the sun? Something that he can't control, that makes a lot of sense....anything else....

#12 - Jun 1, 2010 03:17 PM by Lori
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@Lori- Riiiight. That's like saying people with blonde hair must be gay.

#13 - Jun 2, 2010 11:08 AM by iKilledVoldemort
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@Lori, must be it. Of course, it couldn't possibly be negated by the fact that he falls in love with a girl, marries her, and then has a baby with her. Nope...still gay. Sounds like genius logic to me. (please note the sarcasm...)

#14 - Jun 2, 2010 08:33 PM by EdwardBellaLove
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@Lori and EdwardBellaLove- Srsly! Edward digs brunettes! like me and the girl who posted about her bown hair! haha But really, these comments that Edward is gay never made any sense to me...I guess it's just that the haters are running out of things to complain about so they just decided to bash Edward's sexuality. Do they even realize saying things like that is really offensive to some people? Ya i doubt it...

#15 - Jun 3, 2010 11:25 AM by TeamRobsten
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If hes gay than he might be getting annoyed by u and pretending to be ur bf and thinks ur a guy or he wants to get laid by u so he is just following along by wat u like and then after he gets laid then he will leave u in the middle of the night and wen u wake up he wont be there and u will be pouring ur ears out for him cuz u thought he waz the one for u

#16 - Jun 3, 2010 04:49 PM by rockergirl
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HE IS GAY HONEY.... :)

#17 - Jun 3, 2010 09:14 PM by ilovetwilght666
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he is either COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY GAY or REALLY WANTS TO GET IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS

#18 - Jun 3, 2010 10:35 PM by SHOOT EDWARD IN THE FACE
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^You know some of you guys should take note. Not insulting a girl you like really would help your case. So, even if a guy is just pretending to like or tolerate Twilight for my benefit because he likes me is on the right track.

#19 - Jun 4, 2010 07:59 PM by J.Jenks
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You love a guy because he remind you of a fictional character? Absolute stupidity of the boy in question aside, I feel extremely sorry for him. I have nothing wrong with a healthy love of Twilight. But this is just wrong.

#20 - Jun 6, 2010 11:58 AM by shadowleaf264
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Yep, i agree with shadowleaf264 up there ^^

#21 - Jun 7, 2010 01:05 PM by LipGlossQueen
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You really shouldn't love that man. If he loves twilight.. he is obviously going to cheat on you with another man.

#22 - Jun 7, 2010 10:27 PM by Potter>Cullen
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i think your boyfriend might in fact be a closeted homosexual

#23 - Jun 8, 2010 08:22 AM by twilight_breaks_brains
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Hello, bisexual here, and you don't have to be gay to be that metrosexual, I know quite a few people that are flaming, but not gay. The problem I have with this post is that it is physically impossible to change eyecolor. The clothes that he wears may bring out different hues in his eyes and make them seem to change color, or he may wear contacts, but they aren't changing on their own, and if you think they do, you need a short reality check.

#24 - Jun 8, 2010 06:56 PM by MovieMan
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I need to find him and kill him. I think you need to die as well. There is a very strong possibility that he is the proud owner of a VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#25 - Jun 10, 2010 11:47 PM by iLikeTurnips
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If he can quote if even if he saw the movie he Is a flamming homosexual and is only going out with u because he thinks u are the one with the cock

#26 - Jun 16, 2010 01:42 PM by Brennalatz
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Careful, hun. That shows signs of major gayness... Wait, major EDWARDNESS, I correct myself. Either way, he's so clearly gay.

#27 - Jun 16, 2010 09:52 PM by MLIA101
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He is definitely gay. That is, if you are telling the truth. Nobody in the entire world can have color changing eyes, unless they have some kind of genetic mutation. Maybe the same one that makes him gay?

#28 - Jun 16, 2010 11:16 PM by NiRa
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Hey, to add to the more sadness of this situation, throw glitter on him while he sleeps. That'll probably turn you on more won't it? Oh, btw, guys that are saying he's gay, it doesn't say the person that posts this isn't a guy... just thought you'd like to notice that.

#29 - Jun 18, 2010 11:00 AM by xLovegood
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my boyfriend is pale, has changing eye colour loves the rain and understands my twilight references however he hates twilight!!!

#30 - Jun 19, 2010 10:01 PM by fred
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Are you sure he's straight, sweetie? -_-

#31 - Jun 20, 2010 06:24 PM by Miss Destani
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I am going to try to post this on as many posts as i can: Harry potter rules! i like harry potter, and i dont really think much of twilight. I think that some twilight fans can go a bit overboard, or they are stupid, but not necessarily because they like twilight. Maybe they're just stupid in the first place. For all you harry potter fans that cuss and insult twilight fans, you guys are a disgrace to harry potter fans! Harry potter is about friendship and tolerance and you are completely disregarding that! Just because some person likes Twilight. Now, don't get me wrong, sometimes i really want to punch someone when i read about someone dumping their husband because he doesn't sparkle, or something mega-stupid like that, However, don't be such a prejudiced person, and please PLEASE don't cuss so much. or compare edward cullen with hitler, although that bit made me smile :)

#32 - Jun 21, 2010 06:31 PM by bobbob
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Sorry. Only one word for that. Gay.

#33 - Jun 23, 2010 09:17 PM by alicepleasanceliddell
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Oh god, the poor kid! I disagree with all these poeple saying that he is gay though (your boyfriend). I think you are the gay one, quite obviously, your going out with a girl.

#34 - Jun 24, 2010 03:50 AM by teamsmd
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i think your boyfriend might be gay..

#35 - Jun 24, 2010 06:03 PM by harrypotterfanforever
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Ahem. Speaking to to team robsten And team Jacob somethig or other: this bf of hers is most defly gay. No mistaking that! Because twilight is gay. Our opinions aren't shallow, stephanie meyers books are. It's a shallow sex fantasy of her own that's got little girls wrapped into it! I say burn it all before it ruins humNity.

#36 - Jun 25, 2010 12:12 AM by harrypotterpwnstwlight
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^So you must personally know him then right? I mean how else can you claim he has to be gay? Surely you guys are not dumb enough to honestly think that any male that likes Twilight is gay? I really hope not. Oh, and you must also know Stephenie Meyer personally too! You know, to know about her sex fantasies...

#37 - Jun 25, 2010 04:03 PM by HarryPotterWHO
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the guy is either gay or just really wants to get laid. Maybe both

#38 - Jun 27, 2010 10:59 AM by idontcare
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it really sucks your boyfriends gay.. better luck with the next one. btw how the hell ca eyes change colour?

#39 - Jun 30, 2010 11:25 AM by remus.lupin
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Eyes cannot change colors, it looks like they do, but some colors are just brought out by what you are wearing. I've tried to tell that to my ex-bff 20 times, she's obsessed with Twilight and STILL doesn't get it.

#40 - Jul 1, 2010 10:21 PM by Harry_Potter_Chick
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Congraulations your boyfriend is Gay!! Harry_Potter_Chick: and the lighting sometimes also

#41 - Jul 2, 2010 08:33 PM by LoneWolf
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I agree with number one.

#42 - Jul 3, 2010 12:22 PM by Twilightequalsstupid
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hahahahahahaha your boyfriend is gay!!!

#43 - Jul 4, 2010 09:54 AM by ginnyweasley93
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Your boyfriend is so gay. I dont even know a chick that recites twilight. And i feel really bad for you, because if he looks like edward then he may never get married because nobody wants an ugly husband.

#44 - Jul 4, 2010 11:44 AM by TWILIGHT.SUCKS.ASS
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Are you sure your boyfriend doesn't have a vagina?

#45 - Jul 6, 2010 02:38 PM by maraudersmap
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Are you sure your boyfriend doesn't have a vagina?

#46 - Jul 6, 2010 02:38 PM by maraudersmap
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You're obviously oblivious, but if he can quote the movie then he's gay.

#47 - Jul 6, 2010 05:39 PM by hpaddiction94
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OMG! does ur bf have a friend just like him? i need one like that.

#48 - Jul 7, 2010 12:43 AM by jedward112
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Sorry to break it to you, but your boyfriend... well... is not a guy.

#49 - Jul 7, 2010 09:13 PM by givemeabreak
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Alot of people are pale Hitler, Stereotypical Irish and many other people.

#50 - Jul 7, 2010 10:20 PM by LoneWolf
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OK, I hope you realize that your boyfriend is either a) Not male or b) gay. very gay. Get a life.

#51 - Jul 8, 2010 08:49 AM by Mugglebornwizard
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hpfantic77 you stole my words.

#52 - Jul 14, 2010 01:28 PM by jkrowling-arealwriter
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You guys are insanely ignorant. It blows my mind to think that someone would be called gay for liking a book series. Seriously check out twilightguy.com

#53 - Jul 14, 2010 03:46 PM by iKilledVoldemort
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Dear Twilight Lovers, Twihards, Anyone Who Likes Twilight, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, The Boy Who Lived.

#54 - Jul 16, 2010 04:31 PM by ♥harrypotter♥
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Ahem. Your life-sized cardboard cut out you bought off of eBay, and the tape recordings of quotes of the movie, don't count as a boyfriend. Sorry, hun.

#55 - Jul 17, 2010 08:06 PM by HarryPotterIsTheAnswer
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If a stripper could replicate your power with a trip to Claire's, it's not a superpower. It's just sad.

#56 - Jul 19, 2010 01:41 PM by Crookshanks
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HarryPotterIsTheAnswer so true

#57 - Jul 20, 2010 09:19 PM by HarryPotterObviously
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Your boyfriend is gay. Sorry, dude.

#58 - Jul 22, 2010 07:03 AM by MafiaWinter
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I hope he turns out to be a drunk, abusive bastard who rapes you and then kills you. WAIT THAT'S OK BECAUSE HE CAN QUOTE THE MOVIE. Heehee my bad if forgot :)

#59 - Jul 22, 2010 02:17 PM by #1TwilightHater
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You need a life and I'm pretty sure your boyfriend is actually gay.... unless you two are both 8 year olds who are "dating."

#60 - Jul 24, 2010 12:09 PM by ProudTwilightHater
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Closets are for vampires to hide in from the daylight. Your boyfriend isn't a vampire. It's time for him to come out of the closet.

#61 - Jul 24, 2010 08:18 PM by TwitardsMakeGodKillKittns
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^agreed. He's so far in the closet he's drinking tea in Narnia.

#62 - Jul 25, 2010 08:31 PM by #1TwilightHater
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With Mr. Tumnus, saying: I wish I knew how to quit you. And by the way, these crumpets are AMAZING.

#63 - Jul 27, 2010 06:36 PM by ninjavspirate
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I accept men-on-men relationships. No hate!

#64 - Aug 5, 2010 06:10 AM by SuddenlySalad
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So he's gay and stupid. Twilight's entire concept has been copied off of Anne Rice novels, as well as most of the characters. But of course, it's probably the only books you and your boyfriend have read. Either that or he's a straight smart man who wants to get in a twilight fan's pants. Think about it.

#65 - Aug 6, 2010 07:09 PM by Twilightisstolen
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So many things wrong with this post.1) You managed to get a boyfriend. 2) If his irises change color in this point of his age, there is a medical crisis. 3) The fact he understands and quotes the series means he has no 'life'. He may not be gay, but he has alot of needed improvements in his life. So many problems..... I think a mental asylum would be wunderbar for his situation!

#66 - Aug 7, 2010 03:57 PM by waffenfabrik
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i hope you realize your boyfriends gay.

#67 - Aug 8, 2010 09:45 AM by hatredfortwilight
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My boyfriend is pale, his eyes change color, he loves the rain, understands my twilight refrences, and can quote the movie, and doesn't exist. i love him. There, I fixed it for you.

#68 - Aug 14, 2010 06:34 PM by hurrderp
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@author of this article: He sounds really cool. You're lucky to have him.

#69 - Aug 15, 2010 06:40 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Your boyfriend is a flamer. I hope you realize this. Dump his ass.

#70 - Aug 16, 2010 04:54 PM by jdog
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SuddenlySalad- there is nothing wrong with being gay. That is ok. It's being gay for Twilight that is very disturbing. That is NOT ok.

#71 - Aug 19, 2010 12:24 PM by #1TwilightHater
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I kissed a gay duck and im a girl tne we partied and haved 22 kids. LOL MLIT!!!! Oh it is twilight because the guy's name was Edwacob.

#72 - Aug 20, 2010 06:00 PM by TeamTyler'sVan
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lol

#73 - Aug 31, 2010 02:40 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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gay . so very gay . i have nothing against guys who watch the movies ..hell , i don't even care if they like the movie . but quoting it ? yeah . gay . sorry sweetie , but when he leaves you for another man , don't be surprised .

#74 - Sep 1, 2010 11:55 AM by harrypotterforeverr
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lol

#75 - Sep 3, 2010 07:07 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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um not even gonna go into depth about the gayness cuz of twilight. but the gayness cuz of contacts--wow. thats a new one.

#76 - Sep 9, 2010 04:08 PM by omgtwilightlessthanthree
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Aww come on guys. This doesn't necessarily mean he's gay. I mean, plausibly, he *could* be gay. Or stupid. Or may be he's just... No, I can't really think of other reasons. He's either gay or an idiot.

#77 - Sep 14, 2010 06:03 PM by teamjoewalker
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I hate to be the one to tell you this, but there's a pretty good possibility that he's either gay or an idiot. I agree with teamjoewalker....your 'boyfriend' probably has the same fantasies about Edward as you do.

#78 - Sep 30, 2010 01:07 PM by lunaawesome
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FAKE AND GAY! FALSE AND BISEXUAL :o anyone who knows what this is from is my new best friend ;D

#79 - Sep 30, 2010 02:59 PM by VoldemortsBuddy:D
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I'm surprised all you tw*l*ght fans love both the book and the movie. I'm sorry to say i have read the book and seen the movie. I deeply regret doing this. It might have ruined my life. Any way if you were smart enough to actually read the whole book and not just the Edward dialogue, you would realize the movie is very unlike the book. you would also realize that you are fantasizing about a creeper, stalker, and sparkly creature that wants to suck you blood. If you read Harry Potter you might also learn good grammar. Harry Potter is about friendship and helping each other through anything. Tw*l*ght is about an stupid girl that falls in love with an abusive sparkly vampire that wants her to marry him before they are even in college. so even though i know you twi-hards have no common sense i suggest you find some and read some real books like Harry Potter, Among the Hidden, or anything but Tw*l*ght.

#80 - Nov 14, 2010 03:29 PM by youneedtoreadhp
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@#10-Edward is a cold skinned sparkly vampire you idiot. he cant keep you warm. and if he got that close to you he would probably attach himself to your neck then you would be either dead or a sparkly vampire yourself.

#81 - Nov 14, 2010 03:34 PM by youneedtoreadhp
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wow how lucky. I haven't met 1 guy who has even seen Twilight. :|

#82 - Nov 21, 2010 02:32 AM by CherryBloom_x
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"His eyes change color." I call bullshit. People's eyes don't just change color automatically. If you mean with age, then yes. But it takes YEARS for eye color to change with age.

#83 - Nov 25, 2010 10:32 AM by Eragonrocks
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not nessisarily mine change all the time from brown to green and sometimes blue

#84 - Dec 17, 2010 04:38 PM by sabrina deserae
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Did you queef out a boyfriend? cause he sounds like a fucking pussy..

#85 - Dec 18, 2010 07:21 PM by fuckyoubella
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Please wait for the St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries team to patch you both up, poppet. I'm afraid you'll have to be confined for a really long time.

#86 - Dec 19, 2010 06:54 PM by hermancantdraw
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I feel sorry for oyu. BTW, is he as controlling as that wannabe sparkle-sparkle vampire?... And @hermancantdraw : Haha you're awesome, you know that!?! Witches and Wizards For The WINNNN!!!

#87 - Dec 23, 2010 11:18 PM by T_H
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Even though I don't think guys have to be gay to like Twilight, it does make them very prone to bashing. Who cares if he looks like Robert Pattinson - Edward is not a real person -? He just looks like that one weird kid in class with the bad hair, because, in reality, if he were to sit by you and Twilight didn't exist you would think he was a geek. Really, imagine that Twilight doesn't exist, for a second Twihards, and imagine Robert Pattinson at the age of 17 coming to sit by you in a biology class. I don't think you'd have love at first sight, because he WOULD be the weird kid in class - GEEK.

#88 - Dec 24, 2010 04:17 PM by EmmsterHP
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He's totally faking it. I bet he's actually a closet Harry Potter fan

#89 - Jan 2, 2011 04:51 PM by Hungryhungryhippogriffs
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I don't give honestly.. I pity the poor guy. My best friend is pale, his eyes change colour, and LOOK, he still hates Twilight. He's awesome.

#90 - Jan 11, 2011 08:15 PM by VampNikolaTesla > Edward
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#19 You said that even if he doesn't actually like the series, at least he's trying to please you and be a good boyfriend. Are you doing that in return? Do you go along with his favorite movie and learn to quote it so that you're being a good girlfriend? Love is a two way street. Let's say for the hell of it that he is a Harry Potter fan (which would make him a very intelligent boy indeed), would you be willing to devote yourself to leaning quotes and watching all the movies with him? If he said you reminded him of let's say Umbridge, even if you hate the woman, would you be willing to take it for him like he is taking being called Edward by you?

#91 - Jan 15, 2011 09:42 AM by ProfRJLupin
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its not love if that is is what keeps you w/ him. in fact you dont even love him. all you love is a gay retard who doesnt even exist.

#92 - Jan 21, 2011 08:06 PM by candyninja-mikuloid
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Come on guys,I hate twilight, but that is really offensive to people who are actually gay. You don't know him, so how could you know? Please be logical here. It's only fair.

#93 - Jan 27, 2011 08:41 PM by no questions = no lies
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@rockergirl (#16, scroll up people): Pick a side, PLEASE. Here you're hating on Twilight & calling the OP's boyfriend gay, but on a lot of other posts, I've seen you using all kinds of profanity against Harry Potter & us haters. Either pick a side or stay out of this. Oh, and @everyone that's calling the OP's boyfriend gay: Ok, I hate Twilight as much as the next gay, but seriously? Being a guy & liking Twilight does not automatically make you gay! And you wonder why the Twilight defenders yell at you guys all the time...

#94 - Jan 30, 2011 02:01 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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im sorry to tell you but he is GAY!!! and dont tell me he is not because i hang out with a lot of guys and they all say that if a guy likes twilight then he is so gay its just fact so stick that in your juce box and suck it b*tches

#95 - Feb 2, 2011 10:44 AM by MLIT?ohhellnoMLIA
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Your boyfriend is gay. Does he sparkle too? Then he's a flaming homosexual.

#96 - Feb 24, 2011 05:39 AM by ihatetwilight11895
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Are you a guy? And your boyfriend likes twilight?

#97 - Feb 24, 2011 05:43 AM by ihatetwilight11895
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I think your boyfriend is gay.

#98 - Feb 25, 2011 06:39 PM by Sournsweet1
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sorry i got news for you, if you have a boyfriend who understands your twilight refrences and can quote the movie, he is gay..... he is floating 3 feet off the ground gay. you would have to be stupid to not be able to figure this out.... wait you think that twilight is a great book so that explains soooo much

#99 - Mar 4, 2011 08:31 PM by twilightsuxHarryPdoesnt
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Oh, come on guys, hes not gay. Thats insulting to gay people! Obviously this guy does not actually exist.

#100 - Mar 7, 2011 07:24 AM by pclearwater
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Okay, guys. Anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres? If so , go to the top 100, 2nd one down.

#101 - May 7, 2011 04:08 PM by percyjackson
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#102 - May 20, 742 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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TEAM HARRY POTTER!

#103 - May 20, 8861 01:15 PM by GryffindorGal
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Have you ever thought that maybe you love your boyfriend/you're with him just because he looks like Edward? I may be wrong, but that's how it looks like to me. :/

#104 - May 20, 2059 01:17 PM by MeNoLikeTwilight
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Congradulations sweetheart! You 'fell in love' with a guy who loves twilight. Now what? Are you planning to have his baby? Are you planning to let him leave you for another guy? Who knows, maybe he'll be like Jacob!! Then you can freak over another homo and have his baby too! Are you happy being a single mom? Of two kids. This is why the next generation is gonna be so messed up. Because they're your kids! haha ******MLIA******

#105 - May 20, 4725 01:20 PM by ♥RupertGrint
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You and your boyfriend should do the world a favour and get sterilised. We don't need the gene pool sullied.

#106 - Jan 21, 2012 07:36 AM by Twilight's_an_abomination
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"Oh, honey! You can say stuff from movies. MARRY ME!!"

#107 - Sep 7, 2012 10:09 PM by Master Porky
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Pretty sure he's a butt pirate....

#108 - Feb 7, 2013 10:17 PM by Edwardcullenismegagay
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