Today my grade went to boston for a field trip. All the girls in my grade told me to bring the movie Twilight to watch on the way back. I thought all the guys mad. They didnt care they sat there through it, watching it, and being amazed, yet before we put it in they were complaining about it. MLIT
That's fun! New guys Twilight fans! :)
Nobody complains about watching Harry Potter. :)
Were they dazzled by Edward's scintillating, incandescent sparkliness? XD
@stutdabeepup, I think they were. :) And @mlia>mlit...ok, keep dreaming. My little sister used to moan every time I put a harry potter movie on. Sorry, but harry potter, just like every other series has it's haters.
Are you honestly bragging about how people hate Tw!l!ght? You do realize you're only helping our cause to annihilate your unnecissary and quite creepy obssession with sparkly fairy stalkers.
Sorry guys if this offends you, but if you're only here to complain about Twilight go do it somewhere else. I'm not saying HPs better or worse (I like it, I'm not even biased) but thats really not what this sites for. So go found yourself your own haters site and keep us fans out of it, if you don't mind.
One word: GRAMMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Neutron*Collision, I agree!
ok, people, brainwash is only fun if you are able to control your brainwashed zombie minions! this brainwashing-yourself stuff makes the whole activity pointless! DONT WATCH THAT MOVIE!
Tell me, is it comfy on the short bus?
HAHA! I agree with #10. Clearly you all need medical attention, if you even consider Twilight to be a decent movie.
Potter>Cullen, I've read some of your comments and I must say: RESPECT! *high fives*
I am going to try to post this on as many posts as i can: Harry potter rules! i like harry potter, and i dont really think much of twilight. I think that some twilight fans can go a bit overboard, or they are stupid, but not necessarily because they like twilight. Maybe they're just stupid in the first place. For all you harry potter fans that cuss and insult twilight fans, you guys are a disgrace to harry potter fans! Harry potter is about friendship and tolerance and you are completely disregarding that! Just because some person likes Twilight. Now, don't get me wrong, sometimes i really want to punch someone when i read about someone dumping their husband because he doesn't sparkle, or something mega-stupid like that, and sometimes i worry about the future leaders of this world. However, don't be such a prejudiced person, and please PLEASE don't cuss so much. or compare edward cullen with hitler, although that bit made me smile :)
Please. For the sake of the world. Learn how to correctly use grammar. PLEASE.
Lol, all those people w/MLIA and Harry Potter promoting SN's, y'all are my new heroes. ;D
Cos they both FTW!!!!
Ps: ditch the twilight, it'll give you brain damage.
The only Edward I dig is Edward Scissorhands. The only man allowed to sparkle is David Bowie. (LABYRINTH!!! WOOO!)
DOES ANYONE BESIDES ME NOTICE THAT TWILIGHT IS REALLY LIKE A DISNEY VERSION OF TRUBLOOD?!?!
At ninjavspirate: You rock..
This is quite awkward don't you think. btw; me and harrypotterfan111 are the same people.
coolness...we need more guys to like Twilight....LOL jk
Oh, sorry every man who liked Tw*l*ght got sent to Azkaban and suffered the Dementor's Kiss. It was quite entertaining watching them struggle and yell about vampires while their souls were being sucked out. At least the dementors benefited from a good(?) meal.
BellatrixR4kids: If I were a dude, I would marry you. :) WIN!
@ihearttwilight11- no, no we don't. In the wise words of The Oatmeal: "If you are a male and you like Twilight, you are gay. No in the deragatory sense, but in the "I want to rub my testicles against another man's testicles while pulling fistfulls of chest hair" type of gay. If that happens, humanity would fail to reproduce, because women would be making out with cardboard cuttouts and men would be doing each other pretending the other is Edward. Let us not cause this to come to pass please.
OP- Ok, I think I've figure this out. At first, they're screaming "SHUT THE GODDAMNED THING OFF MY EYES ARE MELTING!!!!". After this phase was over, everything was eerily quiet and you assumed, as a Twilight fan, they were enjoying it. However, if you looked back at them you would see that is because they have all committed suicide from slitting their wrists because they knew they couldn't endure the agony.
They probably died of boredom. You just *thought* they were enjoying it. Fail.
my god, can someone translate what she said? i couldn't understand....
Cause your grade is like 6th?
No I think they were in 2nd grade, which leaves us plenty of time to convert them over to us. Save their souls as well as sanity.
Lol i agree with #1twilighthater
Okay, guys. Anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
The were amazed because you all SHUT THE HELL UP about Twilight. Meanwhile, they were all watching Harry Potter in the back.
their brains probably turned to mush. I hope your happy.
this makes me think i should bring my harry potter movies and somehow get a the starkid potter plays on dvd and bring them with me to my field trip to DC next year just so i don't have to sit through twilight
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