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While I was on the ski lift in NH, I looked down at the powder snow and thought to myself, "the snow sparkles like Edwards skin" I got really excited, and preceded to daydream about Edward all the way to the top of the mountain... MLIT! :)

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So twilight! (208) - Needs more twilight.. (1023)

Jan 26, 2010 08:19 AM - Random - by SkiBunny

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I HOPE YOU FELL OFF THAT SKI LIFT. AND SNOW DOESN'T SPARKLE, ITS NOT FECKIN' MAGIE.. TINKERBELL SPARKLES FYI!

#1 - Jan 27, 2010 06:53 AM by shoopdawhoop
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magic**

#2 - Jan 27, 2010 06:53 AM by shoopdawhoop
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This is stupid.

#3 - Jan 27, 2010 02:44 PM by mylifeisnerdy
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I pray thatyou rolled down the mountain.

#4 - Jan 27, 2010 04:16 PM by GinevraWeasley
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... i completely agree with shoopdawhoop

#5 - Jan 27, 2010 06:31 PM by this-is-crap
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Please tell me the ski lift broke, and you typed this from underneath the seat that was covered in snow, unrecognisable from your common snowfall.

#6 - Jan 28, 2010 07:10 AM by team_ron
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I like this. One time my friend and I were on the rope tow for tubing and we noticed that the snow was sparkly, white, cold, and hard.

#7 - Jan 28, 2010 05:38 PM by cassandracullen
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I like this. One time my friend and I were on the rope tow for tubing and we noticed that the snow was sparkly, white, cold, and hard.

#8 - Jan 28, 2010 05:38 PM by cassandracullen
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.... and we can only hope the person posting this was a twilight-hater in disguise.

#9 - Jan 29, 2010 11:26 PM by mynameisedward
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Wow I hope you tumbled down the hill and hit a tree. This is stupid I only come on this website to make fun of it and the idiots like you.

#10 - Jan 30, 2010 12:18 AM by robpattinsonisugly
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I wish you would have sonny bono'd that shit.

#11 - Jan 30, 2010 06:43 PM by bigassedwardloverr
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Dear Twihard, Please lay off the drugs. They're making you hallucinate- wait. Scratch that. Put down the books. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY ARE WE STILL PRINTING THESE?!

#12 - Jan 30, 2010 11:45 PM by AlbinoCrow
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I Did This Earlier. While Walking Across My Snow Covered Yard. I Was Like "WOW Its Sparkling Like Edward!"

#13 - Jan 31, 2010 02:38 PM by CheyenneShadows
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everytime I see the twitards' ridiculous comments, I die a bit inside.

#14 - Feb 2, 2010 05:46 PM by BURNTWILIGHTBURNINHELL
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#13, why all the capitals? Odd...

#15 - Feb 5, 2010 04:46 AM by team_ron
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I've always found that the sparkling snow is more like the result of Edward Cullen getting caught in a jet turbine, being painfully ripped to sparkly shreds. Happy thoughts.

#16 - Feb 6, 2010 10:53 AM by CedricDiggoryisalive
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^^ i was out in the snow today playing with my dog who just happens to be big, black, and wolflike and I was thinking she looked like Sirius. I didn't have a single thought about edward cullen the sparkly man-fairy.^^ Edward Cullen: the 107 year old virgin. Better late than never, right?

#17 - Feb 14, 2010 03:12 PM by Fyreflie
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You can't even see how pretty snow is, you are so brainwashed by that sparkly creep. It's a shame really :(

#18 - Feb 16, 2010 09:02 AM by notatwitard
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when will bella realize...real men dont sparkle and shin....like gay edward...

#19 - Feb 17, 2010 10:12 AM by fucktwilightitblows
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I don't agree with the fact that u fell of the ski lift but notatwitard is right snow is gorgeous!! Twilight is blocking ur eyes SEE THE LIGHT!! JOIN REALITY AGAIN!!

#20 - Feb 18, 2010 07:05 PM by 139TeamDumbledore
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Yeah, I tend to think that when I see sparkly sidewalks. My next thought is always, "Dear neptune, that means the sidewalk is a pedophile! RUN!" and I flee.

#21 - Feb 27, 2010 08:07 PM by sithlordme
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Excuse me while I beat my head against the wall *swivels chair to the left* Dyurrrr tegheelbgh'f twwilfgt ar asssm.

#22 - Mar 9, 2010 06:35 PM by Snape>Edward
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First of all, Why my state?!?! Go make twilight references in Michigan!!!!! / / i love you, Snape>Edward. And yes, Cedric's body was torn into sparkly snow-sized pieces to keep hm from coming back as an inferi. Weasley is my king

#23 - Mar 14, 2010 07:27 PM by BellatrixR4kids
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@BelltrixR4kids thank you so much. I totally agree. Snape does beast a sparkly guy who fell in a thing of wet concrete mixed with glitter and turned to stone.

#24 - Mar 26, 2010 12:10 AM by OliviaLupin
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@burntwilighburninhell. if u die a bit inside when u read our comments, then why to you consist on coming on this site. (next time i would think about what u say before you say it :D"

#25 - Apr 17, 2010 11:28 AM by Cookiee.Cullen
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Welll I really didnt get any of this but FUCK TWI HATERS AND THEIR STUPID ASS FUCKIN MAGIC I DONT CARE IF I USE TO LIKE HARRY POTTER FUCK U

#26 - May 31, 2010 01:22 PM by rockergirl
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Anger issues. Right there ^

#27 - Jun 18, 2010 10:58 PM by aya22
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Like oh my god! A sparkly thing! It must be edward! *sarcasm* Just because it sparkles it doesnt mean its youre gay fictional love. &' rockergirl I think you have anger management issues...

#28 - Jun 25, 2010 02:51 PM by harrypotterfanforever
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*looks at all the harry potter names and feels at home ~8D* but yes. wow. can you spell obsessed? :O

#29 - Jul 9, 2010 08:57 PM by FervaGreyback
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like omigod like isn't that like, the coolest thing, like, EVER?!?!? OMIGOSH LOOK!!! That guy over there looks exactly like Edward Cullen because he has arms, legs, eyes, a nose, and a mouth! LIKE OMIGOSH I THINK I MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!! *note the sarcasm* rockergirl - haha do you really think that using explicits will make you any less gay than you already are? We Twifag haters are here to stay because WE know that stupid people of the world (aka Twifags) only exist to amuse others. So no, we will not fuck off, and you can't make us. THe only way to make us is to shut down this fugly disgrace to mankind, and that way we'll both be happy.

#30 - Jul 17, 2010 05:50 PM by #1TwilightHater
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I hope you fell off the chairlift at the top... then realized that snow is bad cause trust me.. I live in Canada.. .and snow sucks sometimes.. kind of like a certain Sparkly Vampire.... hm now there's a connection :O and yes.. rockergirl... ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES HELP YOU TO NOT FREAK OUT AT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET CAUSE THEY DON'T AGREE WITH YOUR LITERARY/CINEMATIC TASTES.... that is all SkepticMacD out.

#31 - Aug 4, 2010 08:41 PM by SkepticMacD
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lol. cool.

#32 - Aug 16, 2010 12:39 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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