Today, while in Biology we got a new student i instantly introduced myself and said "Hi Im Carly is you're name Edward?" He replied with "No, and just cause im new doesnt mean im a vampire ;)" I think im in love.
Ok stupid hoebag, I'm pretty sure he meant he DOESNT like Twilight, which means he will definitely not want anything to do with the likes of you.
In fact, I believe he was blatantly pointing out the insanity of your assumptions. Side note: I didn't realize [ ;) ] was the new text-symbol for the finger.
He sounds like he doesn't want to be associated with Twilight. If you keep acting like he is a stupid, sparkly vampire, then he will ask to change seats so he doesn't have to deal with an obsessed idiot.
Just leave the guy alone if you can't treat him like a human.
wow. you need to realize that he probably thinks you're creepy/a stalker now. way to make a new dude feel unwelcome
"You're" DOES NOT equal "your." Am I the only person who still cares about this?
you should be best friends.
Get a life and stop reading this stupid book! and by the way you are a creepy stalker and everyone (including Him) knows it
I'm guessing you didn't pick up his sarcasm. I did!
Harry Potter could take Edward Cullen.
I agree with #5 and #7. And anyway, wasn't Bella the new student?
HP FTW!!!
~Chbi
@teamjoewalker, nope I do too!
Aw That iz soooooo cute. U should definatly try 2 hook up. MLIT +TEAM EDWARD 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!
@AmiSparkles: there is no 'z' in 'is' and only 1 'o' in 'so'. Forever does not contain 4, or any other number, and ends with an 'r'. 'U' is the lazy person's version of 'you'. 'Definitely' has no 'a' in it either. Also, '2' is not the same as 'to'. You used too many capital letters where they don't belong. It is also my understanding that 'MLIT' belongs at the end of a post. Technically, 'MLIT' shouldn't be in comments at all.
Below is your comment that I corrected for you. You're welcome.
"Aw, that is so cute. You should definitely try to hook up. Team Edward forever! MLIT."
Why must everything have to do with Twilight? It is the pedofilic fantasy of a middle-aged woman with no imagination. He also said he doesn't like Twilight. That means it's freaky/weird/insane/annoying as hell to follow this guy around thinking that he's your future soul mate. Words cannot describe how mad this entire website makes me.
AmiSparkles- Shut the hell up!! EDWARD. IS. NOT, NOT, NOT. REAL. DAMN TWITARD!
@ # 11; He already has... Harry Potter vs. Cedric Diggory in the Triwizard Tournament. Anyone who is a H.P. lover should know that =3
first of all it's your not you're. god that's just stupid.
you're stupid. of course, you're a twitard, so that's to be expected.
Today I saw a girl in the hallway. I thought she looked pretty cool. Then I saw she was wearing a Twilight jacket. I turned around.
Today, at my school we got a new student. I walked up and asked if he would like to eat lunch with my friends and I. Not because I thought he might be Edward, but because it can be lonely being the new kid. MLIN(ormal).
Okay, that never happened. But its what should of happened to you. The End.
You think you're in love? No, I think you're a creeper.
GO TEAM BELMONT!!!! SLAYERS OF VAMPIRES, WEREWOLVES, AND ALL IN BETWEEN!!!
Ummm he basically said that you are insane, so I don't think he likes you.
@TwilightShouldBeIllegal You are officially the most awesome person ever. You deserve an award.
Once agan stupid haterz- GO AWAY!!!!!!!! MLISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT + TEAM EDWARD 4EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA... SO SUK IT!
^ Once again stupid girl- SHUT UP. Nobody takes you seriously, and nothing you write has any sort of effect on any of us. Nobody cares if your life is soot.
AmiSparkles- You make me want to throw up. If you are going to try to defend yourself, and something you enjoy, atleast use proper language. Please, thank you. :)
No, you're not in love. You're just trying to use him as a substitute of some gay vampire you'll never get :D
@Dobby's_Sock : Thanks and you have an awesome nickname!
@AmiSparkles-Have you ever passed a spelling test? It's Ever, haters, and suck it lol How can your life be a fiction novel? Vampires quite honestly don't exist and if they did they sure as hell wouldn't sparkle like the inside of Kay Jewelers.
I'm gonna bring Buffy here...
I'm Here. I Brought my stakes. May i Begin?
@AmiSparkles: im from austria and even my english is freaking better than yours. and please be nice and leave the new kid alone!
You're such a creep. HE WILL NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU NOW. Sorry to break it to ya hun. Buuuut, I'm sure if you had said "I'm Carly. You will soon find that some families here are better than others. I can show you the right sort", then he probably would have had a chance to go out with you.
I think he was pointing out your insanity, and warning you ahead of time not to stalk him. If you have a single brain cell in your head you'll follow that advice.
People, I don't like Twilight either, and I don't like the way people spell things wrong either, but seriously, you don't have to comment things that are so mean. By the way (not BTW), TEAM FRED AND GEORGE!!!!!!!!
@38- Yes. Just yes. You are so right.
Yes, I just contradicted myself. I'm a Harry PotterPercy JacksonMaximum Ride geek and proud of it! Just saw the new one and so exited for part two!
@OP I'm ashamed that we have the same name.
I have a message for the haters:
[size=34][b]IF YOU'VE COME ON HERE TO HATE, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.[/b][/size]
Hey, ShadowReaper, if you were putting in HTML code, you forgot the quotes around the "34". Just thought I'd help you on your code.
@OP Maybe you should read some MLIA. It's a whole lot better than this shit and it's popular enough that a bunch of stories are posted everyday instead of this site for pathetic losers that only gets a post once a month.
TEAM EDWARD 4EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA AND EVA
@AmiSparkles: Are you really so stupid? I know preschoolers who can spell better than you do. I bet mayonnaise even has a higher IQ than you- it reacts to light and therefore has an IQ of 3.
^ I think she has an IQ of 1/100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
@47- I know, I'll be voting on submissions and then I'll see that the ones I voted on are already on there.
I think his response shows that he thinks that you're a weirdo.
Anyway, my hunt continues. Devil spawn fairy, I come for thee!
^ Can I come and help you kill him?
Dear Amisparkles, Edward does not exist, he will never love you go hide in all your fat and don't come out :)
mmmn, yes, Team Edward. I personally think he goes WONDERFULLY with Jacob.
that was the point of the books, right? Edward ends up leaving Bella for Jacob?
#55- Hahah, you just made my afternoon.
really?? i mean really?? are you actually so obsessed with twilight that you think any new guy at your school is a vampire?? he now thinks you are the craziest girl in the world!!! this whole website was probably just created for MLIAers to bash.....and I therefore love the creator for this sole purpose!
Sorry, hun, but he obviously wants NOTHING to do with Twilight. Get a clue.
Hahaha! Nice kid that is, hope you end up going out. Was he pale?
TWILIGHT PROMOTES BEASTIALITY AND NECROPHILIA!
Thank you for your time.
R u really that stupid? HE DOESN'T LIKE U AND HE PROBABLY THINKS UR A STALKER!!!!!
Harrypotterisamazing- I totally agrree with you. While Edward can run fast and use his strength, Harry potter can use his broom to fly and his wand to set Edward Cullen on fire. Am I right??
@64, not being rude but i think you should learn to spell her nickname right before you tell her how to spell. Just saying.
I'm pretty sure this kid actually hates you...
Awww poor boy!Bad twitard,BAD!
um, he did NOT wink, and you cannot take a hint
quittee sad if you ask me .
if anyone asked me something like this id slap them .
Okay do any of you people who are twilight haters and up fans have a twitter cuz I will definitely follow u!!
Yeeeaahhh I'm sure he meant that you were pretty much an annoying obsessed fangirl to come to that conclusion.
@amisparkles-get a dictionary, learn proper grammar.
yo!!! get a life already would ya! everybody knows that bella couldn't last 20 seconds on her on herminoe on the other hand can last ohh 3 weeks without her love PROVEN FACT!!!
You probably insulted him... You just lost a potential friend.
@ #16: You're actually trying to correct AmiSparkles's spelling mistakes? What's the point of THAT?! She doesn't even know the meaning of spelling (or of most other things, I'm sure)! I have no idea what's wrong with her, but each of her comments makes me wanna take my laptop & slam it against my head.
@Dobby's_Sock and @TwilightShouldBeIllegal- You guys have the most awesomest names in the world, cause Dobby's Sock is actually Harry's and Twilight should be illegal.
Hah. Everyone hate AmiSparkles......
I would totally high five this dude. He's probably a Harry Potter fan. YES!!!
What is with this AmiSparkles? Don't you get that EVERYONE here is against you? seriously.
I don't think that AmySparkles chick is listening now. And someone had the name "teamjoewalker" just saying- your name=epic. But I'm more of a Rosenthal fan myself.
@OP: You, ma'am, are stupid.
He was insulting you.
No, teamjowalker, you aren't. That's something that never fails to bug me: the "your" and "you're" mix-up. And AmiSparkles... are you really that stupid? Or are you being sarcastic? I'd say that you really are that stupid, but even I don't want to believe that there are people in this world as utterly idiotic as that.
You have some serious creeper issues. TALK TO A COUNCLER.
YOUR not YOU'RE. I am sorry but this is the biggest pet peeve if have EVER.
@AmiSparkles: you are OBVIOUSLY trolling
But it does mean you're a presumptuous whore. OBVIOUSLY, he's totally /gay/ if he knows what Twilight is. Better keep looking, but then again, you'll probably never find him. Not in any Biology class from the East coast to Forks.
Have a happy life, you shut in.
Why would a Harry Potter fan waste their time on something they hate? If you are a HP fan on a Twilight website you clearly have no life. And just for the record, I enjoy both Harry Potter and Twilight. There is no need to be a dickhead about it. Go find a HP website and spend time there. Try: www.mugglenet.com and have fun somewhere else:)
Bella was the new student, not Edward. You fail.
Wow. You would assume that " hey! This is biology class, he's new, -gasp- he must be a sparkly gay fairy with the name of Edward!"
I would change seats because I'm sure the winky face was your sad interpretation of f*** off twifreak
@rachhbreww or whatever the hell your name is.
I saw this exact post on another entry so I find it amusing you look for the twihaters just to tell us to get off. BTW congrats on being a potter fan but my condolences that u have been sucked into that miserable world they call twilight.
GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS!!!
I GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOL!!!
I GOTTA GET MYSELF TO HOGWARTS!!!
WHERE EVERYTHING IS MAGIC COOOOL
The number of AVPM references is brilliant.
Wow, really? How much MORE obvious does it need to be that he's telling you to fuck off before you take the hint?
I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK AND TWILIGHT YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
^ Bellatrix?!? I thought Molly Weasley killed you!! Still, you killed Twilight? Well done! I guess even Death Eaters hate this garbage!
he probably thinks ur crazy
smack the turkey around. SMACK it.
I just felt my tits and spurted the.
Um... I'm pretty sure that he hates Twilight and is sick of people obsessing over it.
Um... I'm pretty sure that he hates Twilight and is sick of people obsessing over it.
this is me trying to be respectful...guess that means i can't say anything... :D
Really? In love? Stupid 8 year old doesn't know what love is.
Not that I like twilight or anything (cuz i honestly don't) but wasn't it bella who was the new student?
I personally think that the wink was a twitch.
Okay, Cammie, that was me you were talking to. Let me get one thing out here in the open: I DO NOT LIKE TWILIGHT. At all. MLIA all the way! Oh, and for the record, I didn't wink at you, and I didn't say "just because I'm new doesn't mean I'm a vampire." I said "Um . . . No...?
/// Are you really the person that she's talking about, then you, sir are awesome.
Honey, just because he said that doesn't mean anything.
You should have told him, "Just cause I pee my pants doesn't mean I'm a twilight fan."
Sorry hun, you're not in love. you're pathetic.
Okay, guys. Anyone want to help with the war against the sparklepyres. We need all the help we can get.
^^^If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
Hahhaha can I just say how much I love all you HP fans? You people are amazing XD
ilikewizards, go to the place I listed above. If you like the HP fans on here so much, you'll love this.
Next time you meet a guy, don't try that on him, because it's an incredibly bad time to drop that reference. Also, Twilight is for girls, not guys, except for a select few who picked it up from their girlfriends or something.
^ And no, liking Twilight doesn't mean you're homosexual, it means you have bad taste in books.
Did anyone else read his reply with a digusted tone in their heads?
helloooo, i hate twlight, so why am i here? im here to make fun of retarted people liking gay things and no we r not going 2 go. MLIA 4EVA
"OH MY GOD, HE MENTIONED TWILIGHT! TRUUUUUUEEEEE LOVEEEEEEE"
He sounds like a tool. The guys I pick up at Hogwarts never reference books as crappy as Twilight.
hahahahaha #129 marry me?
oh and whoever you are, im fairly certian this guy is gay.
unless you're...into that kind of stuff.
His hands closed automatically around the fake Horcrux, but in spite of everything, in spite of the dark and twistng path he saw ahead for himself, in spite of the final meeting with Voldemort he knew must come, whether in a month, or a year, or in ten, he felt his heart lift at the thought that there was still one last golden day with peace left to enjoy with Ron and Hermione. -Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
^ Amazing quote. And, everyone here, go to: dazzlemethis.wordpress.com. It's a site for reviewing the Twilight books, written by ScottieSummers, a user on this site. Fans and haters alike are welcome there.
You, my dear, have horrible judgement. I feel very sorry for that poor guy who probably thinks you are an obsessive creep as of now, and why would you do that in the first place? Do you want him to be turned off? The winky face does not apply to the fact that he basically dissed you, but I am kidding myself into thinking that you, an illiterate twihard will understand this. It is impossible to be in love with a guy who has spoken less than fifteen words to you. It takes years to find the perfect match and/or sincerely feel love for someone. Also, please use proper punctuation, and learn how to capitalize your I's. You also forgot the use of apostrophes. When you say "you're" you mean "you are" I certainly hope you meant "your" as in possessive. If you actually meant "you're", then, sweetie, please go back to the fifth grade, and I suggest reading Harry Potter. I do believe I am done here.
~*~Mischief Managed~*~
He SAID ";)"? That makes perfect sense. I go around all of the time saying, ";)".
Hey, I have one thing to say: even if the person, or guy doesn't look like Edward or doesn't like twilight. there is no reason to not get to know him. He might be nice for all you know and another thing, if your boyfriend throws your twilight book across the room don't break up with him. Maybe he is trying to tell you "you like that book more then me." and don't just date someone because they look like Edward or Jacob. They could look exactually like those character but they could be a jackass. What i'm trying to say is: don't Jude people on their look, Jude them by their personally. Please write if you have any comments or something.
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