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Today in history class, my teacher was saying how next year we'll be learning more about the early-mid 1900s. She asked if we knew anything important that happened then and my BFF leans over and says "I'm pretty sure that's when, like, every Cullen died." I love my friends.

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May 23, 2010 06:28 PM - Friends - by eamagrin2

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I'm pretty sure those were the best years ever!:)

#1 - May 24, 2010 03:18 PM by IHATETWILIGHT:DYAY
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im pretty sure you're all to stupid to know actual history

#2 - May 24, 2010 09:30 PM by Jesseearlin
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@jess- you better back up the know it all train biooootch. You don't belong here, get a life or a hobby or whatever it is that will occupy your time. Online bullying is a crime.

#3 - May 24, 2010 10:19 PM by TeamRobsten
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Hahaha! That's what I thought of too as soon as I read early 1900s. :)

#4 - May 24, 2010 10:22 PM by TeamJacob19
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LOL @Robsten!!! I love you!

#5 - May 24, 2010 10:51 PM by HarryPotterWHO
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Yeah i know Jess is being a online cyber bully i dont want to and im not trying to but seriously twihards get a life sorry not tryng to be rude

#6 - May 25, 2010 06:08 PM by Twilight Sucks!!
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^Stop contradicting yourself and just get off the damn website!

#7 - May 26, 2010 10:05 AM by Kelsey411
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@Kelsey, amen. It's almost like it's easier to ignore Jess because he/she is just a flat out bitch. Twilight Sucks, you freak me out more because you actually think you're doing something good. Just because you say you're not trying to be rude, doesn't make it right. At least Jess knows he/she is just a bully/troll/freaking asshole. Stop trying to ruin our fun. Because that's all it is - FUN.

#8 - May 26, 2010 12:50 PM by ShanaBanana
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I would have replied... Dunno, maybe both World Wars? Early -mid 1900's: 1925-1950.

#9 - May 27, 2010 05:43 AM by LunaLongbottom
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hey @lunalongbotton! i dont know what you are doing here, i was here because my sister said it was cool, but now i see it isnt. you should check averagewizad.com since your name is lunalongbottom. something tells me u r a HP fan (no duh!) so yeah THAT is a good website! luv ya harry potter fans! twighlight fans u suck!

#10 - May 29, 2010 03:32 AM by ginnypotter
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hey hey ginny potter!....guess what?? FUCK OFF!!! exactly go to ur freaking webite and leave us the hell alone!! like shanabanana said....this is just FUN..you know..to pass time with happiness...your dumbasses think it'll affect us when u say get a life....if ur on this website ur a hypocrite to say that because your reading what we read....and commenting it also.... your here as much as us....so basically u have no life...geeze..take a freaking joke and stop being such a bitch to us... oh and to not forget about the post....THATS HILARIOUS! i would've done the same thing haha:) but i would ahve told my teacher who by the way hates twilght but cant say anything since his wife is also obsessed with it..lmao...to funny

#11 - May 29, 2010 11:24 PM by shy-twinerd
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HEY ginnypotter dont let that weirdo get to you. I AGREE WITH YOU!

#12 - May 30, 2010 07:14 PM by Team.Potter
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Too bad they didn't stay dead.....

#13 - May 31, 2010 08:04 AM by Merope_Riddle
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@Merope_Riddle WILL YOU MARRY ME?

#14 - May 31, 2010 08:48 AM by twilightsucksmonkey
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@Merope_Riddle- technically they did.

#15 - Jun 1, 2010 02:40 PM by TeamRobsten
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How about the Great Depression? Or both World Wars?

#16 - Jun 1, 2010 03:02 PM by bookwork_13
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Go shy-twinerd! Let it out, girl. Lol! Ya, they don't get that this is all fun and we're not serious...not sure how except maybe they're in denial. Or maybe they do know we're just having fun and they're just trying to suck the fun out of it for us. Because they're jerks and think it's funny. Sound like awesome people, don't they?

#17 - Jun 1, 2010 04:27 PM by EdwardBellaLove
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HAHAHAHA back up the know it all train....love it.

#18 - Jun 2, 2010 11:03 AM by iKilledVoldemort
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I agree with ginnypotter

#19 - Jun 2, 2010 09:57 PM by rockergirl
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^ But yet you claim to be a fan.......hmmmm fishy?

#20 - Jun 3, 2010 11:14 AM by TeamRobsten
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I am a fan of twilight and harry potter

#21 - Jun 3, 2010 05:19 PM by rockergirl
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Hah shy-twinerd. Your little PMS just almost made my night! You think that you affect us when you say that we have no life? Because you all do the same thing. And who says we can't have fun here by pissing you off? This site is for fun, like you said, it just depends on how you have fun.

#22 - Jun 3, 2010 07:31 PM by bookwork_13
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All but two. Carlisle and Jasper pre-date 1900.

#23 - Jun 5, 2010 11:20 PM by maybe_tomorrow
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.................

#24 - Jun 6, 2010 02:07 AM by rockergirl
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Actually, maybe_tomorrow is still wrong. Carlisle was back in dark ages/middleages and what have you. Esme followed very shortly after. Jasper was in the Civil war, making him way too old. Alice, Rosalie, and Emmet all came before Edward as well, and since Edward, if I remember right, was 1909, that makes all of them pre 1900, none of them being early to mid 1900's except for Edward. Yes I read the book so I can -politely- argue these things out. If you're going to obsess over something, fine, just don't rub it in my face, but at least be correct about it.

#25 - Jun 8, 2010 06:18 PM by MovieMan
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@MoiveMan- Acutally Edward was the first vampire Carlisle turned, then Esme. Rosalie and Emmet definitley came after Edward, Alice I am not sure about since Carlisle was not the one to change her. It was 1908 for Edward, and so most of them were post 1900. You might want to read it again I guess, and if you don't want it in your face don't visit this website...k thanks.

#26 - Jun 9, 2010 08:29 PM by TeamRobsten
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T-Rob, thanks for the correction.

#27 - Jun 10, 2010 12:33 PM by MovieMan
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ahh the golden days....if only they could've stayed dead.

#28 - Jun 12, 2010 10:47 AM by hpfanatic77
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Oh, aren't you just so cool.

#29 - Jun 15, 2010 04:22 PM by gbowlgirl
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I think that course will be good for you and your friend. Maybe you'll actually learn that there's more to life than a fictional book about sparkly vampires. You need a hobby. ~Avada Kadarva, Twilight

#30 - Jun 16, 2010 10:50 PM by AvadaKadarvaTwilight
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After reading various comments on different stories, I've noticed that Twilight fans completely fail at trying to decently counter-insult the Harry Potter fans. All these Twitards are good at is making grammatical errors and trying to back up some sparkly pedophile.

#31 - Jun 17, 2010 12:05 PM by Average Wizard
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@Average Wizard- I think you may need to go back and read the comments again. Our grammar is mostly fine as is everyone else's. Why don't you try countering back (which none of you haters do that well or respectfully) instead of just claiming we fail at it.

#32 - Jun 17, 2010 03:39 PM by Lori
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Haha that is like so like totally funny. Why don't you just shut up and write something worth reading.

#33 - Jun 19, 2010 12:20 PM by pickles
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Anything is worth reading if you enjoy it. There is NO definition of one thing worth reading. We are all different, the sooner you people recognize that the better off we'll all be.

#34 - Jun 19, 2010 10:41 PM by TexasAngel
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^Exactly! It just cracks me up when people on here say something like "go read something worth reading...like Harry Potter, or anything else" It's like Dude! Don't you get it! If you enjoy it than more power to you! Don't let anyone tell you that you are dumb or stupid because of something you like,

#35 - Jun 22, 2010 01:54 PM by HarryPotterWHO
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@IHATETWILIGHT:DYAY The 70,000,000+ victims of World War 1 and 2 would beg to differ.

#36 - Jun 24, 2010 01:04 AM by Velocistar247
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harry potter and all his friends lasted longer. fred weasley didnt even die until 1998… at least harry potter isnt freaking 110 years old hanging around a high school…

#37 - Jun 24, 2010 07:39 PM by harryjamespwns
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How could some one get turned on.... by a cold, stiff, white corpse? Don't you find that.... creepy?? And I'm pretty sure these books are about Stephanie Meyer's inner sexual fantasies, just look at her picture and read the discription of Bella's appearance. A mid-life crisis sort of thing. She even admitted that the concept came to her in a "dream". And I think we all know what kind of dream that is. And please STOP comparing Twilight to Harry Potter. This is a romance novel about vampires. Harry Potter is a critically acclaimed 2 billion $ franchise that has more fans than the citizens of the U.S.

#38 - Jun 24, 2010 09:45 PM by i-sparkle-when-i-tan
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And I'm pretty sure you and your friends are all, like, retarded. Pick up a book that doesn't have anything to do with Twilight and educate yourselves.

#39 - Jun 26, 2010 01:37 PM by givemeabreak
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Okay I know ive been saying that twilight sucks and everything but its getting ridiculous. Im agreeing with Teamrobsten(sorry my fellow harry potter fans) but just stop. I think that we should just stick to averagewizard and leave the twihards alone. Theyre just on here to have fun and were ruining it so im going to stop with all the hater comments. Sorry twilight fans.

#40 - Jun 29, 2010 11:28 AM by harrypotterfanforever
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I like both Twilgiht and Harry Potter. Do I obsess over how much I love Edward Cullen and want him to marry me? No. Do I come on here to bash people who like Twilight? No. People LIKE different books. It's called PREFERENCES. I may like Harry Potter a bit more than Twilight but I don't come on here screaming 'get a lie u losers u make me sick', especially on a post like this. Seriously. Okay, maybe if the post was something like 'OMG today i kissed my edward cullen cut out for the 247th time and then i watched the movies and i memorized every line!!!1!!11!!' then I might say get a life. But this is a fun, innocent post. It's a joke. Seriously. The HP fans on here are just ruining the reputation for the rest of us. Obsessing over how much you hate Twilight is just as bad as obsessing over Twilight itself.

#41 - Jun 30, 2010 08:36 AM by Katola
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Ok, this is my final post on this website. I guess you can say I’ve seen the light. It’s now very apparent to me that no matter what any of us Twilight fans say or do it remains impossible to reach you guys who hate. I tried my hardest to remain mature and respectful in every comment I made, even through the extremely hurtful things that were said about fans of Twilight. I only hope one day you guys will open your eyes and see how ignorant and juvenile your comments on this website are and learn from it. There really is no need for the hate and there is no need to degrade people for simply expressing their love for a book/movie. I really appreciate those of you who are not fans of Twilight who stood up for the right thing; it’s really good to know some people still know how to show respect. Like I said, this is my last comment, I will still visit the site and read the stories and laugh like always, but I’m done with the comments. I advise other fans to do the same. Don’t fuel the fire and take the higher road out, let’s show we are the ones with class.

#42 - Jun 30, 2010 08:10 PM by J.Jenks
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If you like twilight, I'm suprised u have friends

#43 - Jul 3, 2010 12:18 PM by edwardcandie
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You know what else happened during the 1900's? REAL THINGS, but no, those dont matter as much as your little fairies. Also, the vampire tribe chief, Carl or whatever, does during the sixteenth century. So not only are you a rabid fangirl or rabid fangayman, you're also bad at it. Go get a life and also some therapy to cure you Obsessive Cullen Disorder (OCD)

#44 - Jul 3, 2010 12:53 PM by Twilightequalsstupid
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I am pretty sure you and your stupid friends are too retarded to know actual history.

#45 - Jul 6, 2010 02:36 PM by maraudersmap
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LMAO that is going to be the best subject ever, if your teacher does say that all the Cullens die then hug her, please, for the sake of sanity.

#46 - Jul 8, 2010 11:18 AM by draculaftw
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Wow. I just have one or two things to say. What the hell, TeamRobsten? You say everyone else is immature, but aren't you the one who is fueling the fire? On so many of these stories that people have posted, I check the comments, and there you are being a dumbass and acting all "Greater than thou". I think you actually enjoy the conflicts and you post to keep them going because you feed off of attention, and that's what you get when you post. Twilight sucks, Harry Potter rules. Team Scissorhands!

#47 - Jul 10, 2010 03:55 PM by Average Wizard__
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@Average Wizard__- I guess your just used to being the bad ass bully and not having anyone stand up to anything you and your posse says right? Well get one thing straight, I am a fan of Twilight, I am allowed to make comments on this website ( every post if I wish), and I am allowed to defend myself and others who are being degraded and bullied on here by the likes of you. So don't EVER confuse my defensvie/ not taking any shit from ass holes like you, for trying to be an attention whore. Because if you want to play that card, I'll play it right back. Doens't it seem like people who post obscene comments about other people, knowing those people are going to read them looking for attention as well? They are hoping to get a rise out of the fans of Twilight and that is disgusting and plain rude. And you know what? Maybe my comments are fueling the fire, I've begun to realize that, that is why I have slowed down because that is not my intention. I am here to stand up for the ones who can't or won't. I have never claimed to be "greater than thou" but you know what, people like you and other cyber bullies are the scum of the internet, and they should be ashamed.

#48 - Jul 13, 2010 06:40 PM by TeamRobsten
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Shy_twinerd, it is spelled H-A-V-E NOT ahve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY! THERE'S MORE HARRY AWESOME POTTER FANS THAN THERE ARE TWISHIT ONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST GO SWISH AND FLICKER SOMEWHERE ELSE, YOU BLAST ENDED SKANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUR SO CALLED 'DUMBASSES' OFF THIS FUCKING SITE SO EASILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF TWISHIT FANS LIKE YOU CAN COME ON AVERAGE WIZARD AND SPEAK YOUR MINDS BOUT AWESOME HARRY AWESOME POTTER, WE CAN COME ON A FUCKING TWISHIT SITE AND SPEAK OUR MIND ABOUT FUCKING TWISHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO THESE FUCKING TWISHITS, ALL YOU AWESOME HARRY AWESOME POTTER PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU CAN TELL US TO FUCKING FUCK OFF, WE CAN FUCKING TELL YOU TO FUCKING FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ON THIS SITE TOO SO YOU SHOULD GET A FUCKING DAMN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW, WILL YOU STOP BEING A FUCKING DUMBASS BITCH TO US AWESOME HARRY AWESOME POTTER FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: ROBERT PATTISON LIKED MAKING AWESOME HARRY AWESOME POTTER THAN HE DID TWISHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW HOW DO YOU FEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MLISOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#49 - Jul 14, 2010 07:17 PM by HermioneGranger12
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HOLY SHIT. This twilight website is effing crazy. All this fighting and crap. I want in on this.

#50 - Jul 17, 2010 03:59 AM by Waffleness
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First of all, not every Cullen died then. (Carlisle? Jasper? Need I go on?) Secondly, Really? Some real history please?

#51 - Jul 17, 2010 11:12 AM by meh7
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OH MI GOODNESS THEY DIED IN THE 1900'S?!?!? this is now officiallly my favorite century.

#52 - Jul 17, 2010 03:38 PM by #1TwilightHater
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No real fans even come here anymore!!! MLIA's plans were not in vain! YAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#53 - Jul 17, 2010 06:30 PM by ninjavspirate
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@ 51: Actually, technically, Jasper is not a Cullen, he is, like Rosalie, a Hale. The only two cool vampires (the ones that want to eat Bella) are Hales. MLIA ALL THE WAY!!!

#54 - Jul 18, 2010 11:39 AM by ninjavspirate
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they never died there vampires your friend is an idot although i like her thinkingg

#55 - Jul 19, 2010 09:57 AM by mylifeistwilightx3
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Correction: REAL vampires can die numerous ways. But fake, sparkly, gay, fairy vampires don't because they are a figment of a preppy airhead's imagination. Not saying vampires are real, just saying that VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE LIKE THE PINK UNICORNS YOU LIKE WHEN YOU WERE 3 GET OVER YOURSELVES!!

#56 - Jul 22, 2010 05:42 PM by #1TwilightHater
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#56 has a definite point.

#57 - Jul 28, 2010 09:44 PM by ninjavspirate
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Let's see... What else happened in The 1900s.. World War I World War II, The Cold War, Desert Storm, The fall of the Berlin Wall, The Fall of the Ottoman Empire, Women's right to vote in the US, Apartheid... Ya know what the difference between these events and the Cullens are? They ACTUALLY happened. And its so sad that essentially Harry Potter and Twilight are the only reasons for teenage literacy nowadays. Why not read something with a little more substance like oh... Something like Pride and Prejudice... Or The Trial and Death of Socrates? Eeducate yourselves. And you children bicker like.. Well children. I can bet that not 80 percent of you are older than 16. Its a damn shame.

#58 - Aug 2, 2010 08:44 PM by QueenBeotch
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what do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? do they dream of mauling zebras? or hallie berry in her cat woman suit? dont you worry your pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to tyson and your cozy tiger bed, then we're gonna find our best friend doug and give him a best friend hug oh doug! dougie, doug, dougdougdoug, but if he's been murdered by cyristal meth tweakers! well then we're shit out of luck.

#59 - Aug 3, 2010 03:25 AM by i like beans
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@i like beans- I love you. A lot

#60 - Aug 5, 2010 06:09 AM by SuddenlySalad
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and i love a nice glass of scotch

#61 - Aug 5, 2010 03:52 PM by i like beans
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It's too bad they can't all die again in the early 2000's.

#62 - Aug 11, 2010 05:34 PM by RemuspwnsJacob
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RAGTIME HAPPENED IN THE 1900S!!! OMG I BET COALHOUSE WALKER COULD'VE WHUPPED EDWARDS CRACKER ASS!

#63 - Aug 11, 2010 10:49 PM by ninjavspirate
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i hate your friends

#64 - Aug 13, 2010 07:39 AM by chocolateislife
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I guess she's like, going to fail history.

#65 - Aug 14, 2010 06:41 PM by hurrderp
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@hurrderp: Stop trolling PROPER users of this site.

#66 - Aug 15, 2010 06:32 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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alot of important things happened in 1900. What surprises me is how Twilight has managed to incorporate all the Cullens so that they blend with those events, and gives them their own real stories.

#67 - Aug 15, 2010 06:34 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Thats when people started to learn how to sing to people. It's also when the apple was discovered. I kissed a moose. JEALOUS?!?!?!?!

#68 - Aug 19, 2010 09:19 PM by TeamTyler'sVan
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And in 1918 World War One ended. What a great year.

#69 - Aug 20, 2010 10:29 AM by HarryPotterIsMyHero
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It was a great year when I first lost my wallet...... I had to go to Narnia and defeat the weird people. Thats why no one can find Narnia anymore :P

#70 - Aug 20, 2010 05:52 PM by TeamTyler'sVan
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twilight fans and harry potter fans need to stop fighting, and the cullens didnt die, they became vampires, which is different+they weren't cullens before they were bitten and so this entire statement is like completely wrong, the only true cullen (carlisle) was bitten in 1663

#71 - Sep 23, 2010 04:33 PM by readingislife
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^But they never existed so your entire comment is irrelevant

#72 - Sep 27, 2010 08:20 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Cedric Diggory, sorry I mean Edward died late 1900s. Unless you have a timer-turner, you can't be 2 places at once and we all know all the time-turners were smashed a year before Cedric died and became a vampire. On the other hand, Early 1900s was when Tom Riddle went to Hogwarts. We all know that.

#73 - Oct 26, 2010 06:52 PM by HarryPotterAverageWizard
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Hmm... World War II? The Holocaust? The Great Depression? All possible answers. Not something about a book that can hardly call itself literature. I wouldn't hate twilight so much if it didn't ruin the image of vampires like Dracula, an amazing story and really cool vampires that DON'T sparkle! MLIA forever!

#74 - Nov 28, 2010 05:44 PM by no questions = no lies
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World War 1. World War II. Great Depression. Womens' rights. Temperance movement. Harlem Renaissance. Holocaust. All of these are far more important... and more real, considering they actually happened... than your fangirl obsession.

#75 - Jan 3, 2011 11:59 PM by Nymphadora_Tonks_1
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@shy-twinerd: I don't think it is funny in the slightest. How dare you tell Ginny to...well, I'm not repeating that word! Ginny is one of my best friends along with Neville and, sorry for assuming, but I'm sure your "Edward" never suggested we re-start the DA?

#76 - Jan 15, 2011 11:59 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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@HarryPotterAverageWizard: Actually, the Time-Turners were smashed a year AFTER Cedric died (during the Battle of the Department of Mysteries), so someone still could've used one then. @lunaandtheloonies: Nope, Cedric couldn't have suggested you guys restart the DA, cause he died before it even started. R.I.P. Cedric :( I'm curious though: since Edward is the gay sparkly vampire version of Cedric, does that mean Edward is a good finder, too?

#77 - Jan 21, 2011 06:07 AM by The Fifth Marauder
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@thefifthmarauder; Thank you! R.I.P Cedric. And I'm not particularly sure...I think I guess Inferi!Cedric aka. Edward isn't a Hufflepuff anymore...(sob)

#78 - Jan 30, 2011 09:58 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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I know he died in the 1900's it's just a shame he came back to life again...and @thefifthmarauder You are awesome :) i think though that his finding abilities were proabably lost with his jigglypuffness and replaced by sparkles :D And people..Cedric is gone...he is never coming back this sparkly vesion is not the Cedric we all knew and loved...it's time we left him.

#79 - Jan 30, 2011 10:04 AM by lovinthelovegoods
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Lol yep, that's probably true, lovinthelovegoods, when his sparkles came, his good finder skills (along with many other things) left. & true, lunaandtheloonies, he's not a Hufflepuff anymore. Nor is he a wizard at all... Why did Voldemort have to put such an evil curse on him?! :(

#80 - Jan 31, 2011 05:14 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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^ Well, we (or at least most of us, including me) are just joking when we talking about Cedric being transformed by Voldemort into Edward. But still, that's some nice logic there!

#81 - Feb 23, 2011 12:55 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Bella is also a cullen in the end and she didnt die during that time. So thats 3 Bella, Jasper and Carlise! So :P

#82 - Feb 26, 2011 06:08 PM by JaSpEr_Is_Da_BoMb
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hahah best year ever??? the year Edward died. I liked him better as cedric

#83 - Mar 4, 2011 03:57 PM by Dumbledore:
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Okay, guys. Anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.

#84 - May 7, 2011 03:42 PM by percyjackson
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Wait to go, Jess. And I'm pretty sure Carlisle died way before then.

#85 - May 23, 2491 01:07 PM by LunaVampireKiss
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im pretty sure that you're an idiot. Jasper died during the civil war, which was mid to late 19th century. Carlisle died wayyyyyyy before then. if you're such a twithard, maybe you should have known that. dumb little girl. go read a harry potter book. or hunger games. or dr. suess. Anything really.

#86 - May 23, 1269 01:10 PM by voldy.is.moldy.
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To bad they had to come back. And i know people are gonna say "screw off" so im gonna say "go learn what that means"

#87 - May 23, 2149 01:11 PM by ILoveMliAAA
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You and your loser friends deserve each other and your combined amount of 5 brain cells. Also, @voldy.is.moldy.: Your username is awesome:)

#88 - Jan 21, 2012 07:26 AM by Twilight's_an_abomination
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