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I printed out a picture of Jasper and taped it to a giant bottle of headache medicine in my house. The bottle now reads: "Headache? Why don't you take some Jaspirin?" MLIT

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So twilight! (3718) - Needs more twilight.. (1123)

Dec 9, 2009 10:16 PM - Random - by SoleilRose

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I also have a smaller bottle that I carry in my purse that reads "Recomended by Dr. Carlise Cullen" with a small picture of him underneath.

#1 - Dec 10, 2009 12:35 PM by SoleilRose
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JAAAASSSSSPPPPEEEERRRR

#2 - Dec 10, 2009 06:20 PM by twilight2muchx3
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haha. you are a pure genious :D

#3 - Dec 10, 2009 06:23 PM by MrsEmmettCullen
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Thank you!

#4 - Dec 10, 2009 06:45 PM by SoleilRose
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"Have a headache? Why don't you try a nice big bottle of shut the fuck up!

#5 - Dec 15, 2009 07:05 PM by TwilightHater13
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Why don't you try a dose of your own medicine?

#6 - Dec 15, 2009 11:46 PM by SoleilRose
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Do you need some ice for wicked burn? Or is Bitch In a Bottle going to soothe that as well?

#7 - Dec 15, 2009 11:48 PM by SoleilRose
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No, but you might want to try this new medicine that just became over-the-counter, it's called Gosuckadick, but your doctor may have already prescribed that to you.

#8 - Dec 16, 2009 02:13 PM by TwilightHater13
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You know, I asked him about that. He said it wasn't for me. I'd never heard of that medication till now. So, I'm assuming you're on it. How's that working out for you? I'm assuming not so well. Answer me one question: If you hate Twilight so much, then why do you spend hours on a Twilight fan website reading about it and taking your time to make an account so that you could comment everyone's stories? For someone who hates Twilight, you spend an awful amount of your life on it.

#9 - Dec 16, 2009 10:47 PM by SoleilRose
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You go SoleilRose!

#10 - Dec 17, 2009 04:54 PM by thewerewolfgirl
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haha, thanks wolfgirl!

#11 - Dec 18, 2009 08:26 PM by SoleilRose
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Ooh ouch please Soleil let go of that tight grip you have on my balls, you're bustin my balls here! I just do this for the lulz. And the lulz meter right now is pretty high. As any literate douche can see from the time stamps of my posts, I don't get on here hours a day, let alone every day. But that's fine, I can see where someone might have missed looking over the small details before trying to make a counterpoint.

#12 - Dec 18, 2009 08:52 PM by TwilightHater13
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Oh, you do it for the "lulz" eh? Well, I don't read through everyone's posts, let alone the comments. Just mine. Whether you spend hours on here everyday or not really doesn't matter. The fact that you're on here at all is pathetic, seeing as you're a "non fan" and all. So, whatever. Have fun spending an ass of your time on a website about something you hate for the "lulz". You're not fooling anyone but yourself. You're either ashamed of being fan or you're just a pathetic, bitter person. Either way, sucks to be you. I hope you get all of this worked out soon.

#13 - Dec 19, 2009 01:15 PM by SoleilRose
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This made me smile. :]

#14 - Dec 20, 2009 09:04 AM by Neliel Tu
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lolz i bet just thinking about jasper made everyone feel better! Keep writing more stories!

#15 - Dec 20, 2009 10:24 AM by xMLITx
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I got the idea from some facebook flair someone sent me. I thought it was hysterical, so I decided to do it. I'm debating on whether or not I should take a picture and post a link to it.

#16 - Dec 20, 2009 12:57 PM by SoleilRose
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I agree with Twilighthater13, but I don't think curse words are necessary....I think it's fun to go and look at what you all write, you gotta admit, all it is is a bunch of airhead, prissy, preppy girls that talk about being in love with Edward or Jasper or whoever. And I know what I'm saying when I say Twilight sucks, because I've read the books. I KNOW how bad they're written, they have no plot at all, they're just a crapload of repetitive paragraphs that only sound pretty and romantic. I would strongly suggest visiting this site: http://www.twilightsucks.com/reasons.html It speaks the truth. HARRY POTTER FOR THE WIN!

#17 - Dec 20, 2009 05:04 PM by hogwarts
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Thank you hogwarts! I apologize for the excessive swearing, but I hate Twilight not because it's a fad, but because I've read AND seen it. It's a terribly written series. I only read and saw the first book and movie (after heavy convincing from my friends) and i HATED it. And you're right: Whenever prissy girls (or GROWN FUCKING WOMEN in SoleilRose's case) see a picture of Edward or Jacob they have an orgasm and freak out. It's like a drug. It's worse than a drug. There's even an article on this site that says a mother was proud because she quote "brainwashed" her child into liking Twilight!!! Look it up, I swear to God I'm telling the truth. TEAM HARRY POTTER!

#18 - Dec 20, 2009 06:44 PM by TwilightHater13
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That's actually quite amusing.

#19 - Dec 21, 2009 06:40 AM by Twilight=EPICFAIL
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when i get bored i like to come on this site and make fun of all the freaks. twi****t sucks and i think you retards should get a life and stop f'ing up the interweb.

#20 - Dec 21, 2009 10:35 AM by harrypotter>twi****t
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Your resistance only makes my penis harder!

#21 - Dec 21, 2009 08:28 PM by TwilightHater13
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Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right! NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!

#22 - Dec 22, 2009 01:36 PM by REALITY_CHECK
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Yup, reading at these folk's reply is FUN.

#23 - Dec 23, 2009 03:41 AM by ShutUp
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wow soleilrose.... just, wooooow. you truly are pathetic.

#24 - Dec 24, 2009 09:10 AM by bookwork_13
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I guess all 18 year olds are "grown fucking women" now? Anyway, I don't honestly think that there are any people out there who think that Twilight is well written, if there are, well, I'm not one of them. I know that it's badly written and that the movie for Twilight was pretty horrible. (New Moon was actually pretty well done, with some minor cheesiness.) It's great trash literature. And despite the series' many flaws, I DO like the story. If that makes me pathetic, then WOO HOO! I also throughly enjoyed Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings (no, I didn't just see the movies, I read those too.) I'll be the first to admit that Twilight isn't as good as either of those, but I like it nonetheless, and - for the record - I do not "see a picture of Edward or Jacob [then] have an orgasm and freak out". I'm not sure either of them are quite THAT attractive.

#25 - Dec 24, 2009 04:11 PM by SoleilRose
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Well I consider 18 year olds to be adults since that's usually around the time they head off on their own but that's just the way I see it. And obviously not ALL people freak out when they see Edward or Jacob or else movie theaters would be filled with orgasm-stricken civilians. But anyway I'm done. You win, I guess. I'm moving on. It's not you, it's me. It's been fun but it's time for me to troll a new thread, see new sights. MERRY CHRISTMAS SPARKLY VAMPIRE FAGGOTS!

#26 - Dec 24, 2009 07:00 PM by TwilightHater13
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twilighthater13...you are my hero. soleilrose...we twilight-haters come to this website and read your posts because they're fucking hilarious. we probably spend about five minutes here and the rest of our time doing something useful in society. unlike most twi-hards who spend all day daydreaming about edward or jacob or something of that sort. most harry potter fans are amazingly awesome and we do fun stuff like play quidditch and drink butterbeer. yeah i bet you're going to say thats lame but so what. seriously its better than playing baseball with a bunch of "sparkly vampire faggots" as twilighthater13 puts it. also do you learn anything at all from twilight besides some idiot teenagers fighting over a lame girl? NO. in harry potter you learn about lots of important life lessons. just pointing that out. happy christmas (as the british say).

#27 - Dec 26, 2009 01:09 AM by peacelovepotter98
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"Sir — Professor Dumbledore? Can I ask you something?" "Obviously, you’ve just done so," Dumbledore smiled. “You may ask me one more thing, however." "What do you see when you look in the mirror?" "I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks." Harry stared. "One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

#28 - Dec 26, 2009 09:03 PM by iheartcedric
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peacelovepotter, As I pointed out earlier, I do recognize that Harry Potter has a better plot and is more intelligently written. So your comment is, to put it plainly, a waste of time. Also, I don't understand your argument at all. You're saying that people who like Twilight are stupid because they're obsessing over fictional characters, but people like you are intelligent because you obsess over different fictional characters? Doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. Please don't insult my intelligence if you have none.

#29 - Dec 27, 2009 05:29 PM by SoleilRose
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i loled a little ;)

#30 - Dec 29, 2009 11:41 AM by legolasgreenleaf
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Peacelovepotter, you got fucking owned.

#31 - Jan 1, 2010 05:32 PM by Anthony
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that really clever!!!!!! lol:) I might have to do that to mine now:)

#32 - Jan 4, 2010 01:00 PM by edward_and_bella4ever
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LAME!

#33 - Jan 6, 2010 05:11 AM by Galaxy Neko
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not funny.

#34 - Jan 9, 2010 08:27 PM by twilightisstupid
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Can you please swallow that entire bottle of Jasprin for us? KTHNXBAI

#35 - Jan 9, 2010 11:15 PM by DieEdwardTheStalkerDie
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wow, you twilight haters seem more obsessed than the twihards. My friend sent me this link because she thought the post was funny, but I got bored and decided to read the comments. Oh no, people like a movie that I hate! Im going to bitch about it and tell them they are losers for being on this site! Wait, Im on this too, wasting my time with hate mail! You seem like douche bags. I also highly doubt that when your done with your 5 minutes on this site you go out and do something useful in society, I mean unless your all doctors. Are all you twi haters doctors? You speak so highly of yourselves, that must be the case.

#36 - Jan 11, 2010 01:23 AM by mmhhhmmm
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MISTER MMHHHMMMMM! I JUST SO HAPPEN TO BE A DOCTOR, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF.

#37 - Jan 11, 2010 07:59 AM by Lestat is a sex beast
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Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile. I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life. And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this. Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.

#38 - Jan 11, 2010 07:59 AM by Lestat is a sex beast
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Hot damn! This is awesome! Lestat is a sex beast, Thank you for your all of your wise words. I've now seen the light. I'm going to become a doctor (just like you!) and spend the little free time that I have on a Twilight Fan site, talking about how much I hate Twilight. :D

#39 - Jan 12, 2010 04:32 PM by SoleilRose
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was that supposed to be funny??? ...disappionting

#40 - Jan 13, 2010 08:19 PM by sane1
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Ok so for you all who took the time to comment on this to tell twilight fans how dumb we are well obviously you have no lives if your really gonna spend time on telling us. I dont understand why all you twilight hater sit here and trash talk.. you guys love Harry Potter why can we love Twilight and its a waste of time because people are still gonna love Twilight no matter what you say. Who cares how its written we like it. Plus seriously vampires are supposed to burn and have fangs?? Vampires arent even real to begin with. ANYWAYS... I this is so funny SoleilRose and an awesome idea lol

#41 - Jan 14, 2010 07:44 PM by MLIT!!
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I hate to say it. But that is hella clever.

#42 - Jan 17, 2010 10:10 PM by TeamHarry-TwilightSux
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hahaha, thats so cute! i read this and quicky did the same....

#43 - Jan 18, 2010 04:25 PM by Jasper's Girl
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Every morning I gargle with my Alisterine and put on my Esmake-up.

#44 - Jan 26, 2010 01:32 PM by behindthesegoldeneyes
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dracula is dissapointed in you and twilight,i mean what type of vampire sparkles and has no fangs? dracula is going to eat stephenie meyer tonight and then the monstrosity with end forever

#45 - Jan 28, 2010 03:50 PM by this-is-crap
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Omfg, this is so funny :D

#46 - Jan 28, 2010 05:53 PM by fluropanda
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Indeed. I'm ashamed of sounding arrogant, but I believe that Mrs. Meyer's works pale in comparison to mine. I honestly think that hers is a rather...well...awful interpretation of vampires.

#47 - Jan 28, 2010 08:34 PM by Bram Stoker
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Edward recently drank niggablood thinking it was a filthy whore. Now he has Aids.

#48 - Jan 30, 2010 05:01 PM by fucktwilightissofuckingay
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Did I mention that he is adopted?

#49 - Jan 30, 2010 05:01 PM by fucktwilightissofuckingay
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Serves him right

#50 - Jan 30, 2010 05:01 PM by fucktwilightissofuckingay
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meatspin.com

#51 - Jan 30, 2010 05:01 PM by fucktwilightissofuckingay
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fuck cows

#52 - Jan 30, 2010 05:02 PM by fucktwilightissofuckingay
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ass

#53 - Jan 30, 2010 05:02 PM by fucktwilightissofuckingay
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Hey, if you don't like Twilight, then why can't you just respect other people for having different interests? It's really just plain disgusting that you find it okay to go around and be really rude to other people for liking different things than you. I know that some Twilight fans bad mouth the HP fans in return and all, but I'm speaking on behalf of the bunch that love Twilight, and are sick of people acting obnoxious and spamming up this website. I get it. You all get some sort of strange kick from getting your daily 'lets hate on Twilight' fix. I think that's just childish. I've actually read someone defend themselves when asked why they come here if they hate Twilight, in which they replied that they just love to come on and be really disrespectful people with zero manners. If you don't like something, okay. That's alright. Everybody is entitled to have their own opinion, and there is nothing wrong with that. Expressing your opinion in a disgustingly rude way isn't, though. Flamers, trolls, haters: get a life and please grow up because I think that everybody is just sick of the way you enjoy ridiculing people for what they like.

#54 - Feb 1, 2010 06:03 AM by fluropanda
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You inspired me! I did that too :DD

#55 - Feb 1, 2010 02:11 PM by AliceCullenX3
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All right, I will be diplomatic for a moment here. For one, you cannot just generalize that every single Twilight hater is a mindless cretin who simply loves to bash the series because they can: likewise, there are fans of the books who are rational, kind, and willing to compromise, regardless of what most haters claim. While I myself do not particularly find anything about the books to be, well, good, I still respect those who like them. Also, swearing needlessly to get one's point across is absolutely pathetic and quite immature, regardless of which side you happen to be on. If you are going to argue with a group of people, it is important not to confuse the popular image of its members with the individuals themselves - otherwise, you are no better than the lowest of the low. While it is perfectly fine to be "obsessed" with either promoting or attacking the series, it is only fine if you are civil about it.

#56 - Feb 6, 2010 07:41 PM by Bram Stoker
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Haha your comebacks were funny dude. And I would LOVE some Jaspirin ;)

#57 - Feb 8, 2010 07:20 PM by LovelyBizarre
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Jeesh, people! I'll be the first one to agree that Twilight is bad written, more than a bit cliché and very weird sometimes (Stephanie made my favourite character fall in love with a toddler =( ) but that's no reason to bad-mouth so many people! Soleilrose, I think your idea was very creative and funny. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. I came on this site to laugh at those people who post stories like "I've met someone who looks just like Edward, has the name Edward and he came up to me and suddenly kissed me! Did I mention my name is Bella?" So, I like a bit of Twilight-bashing, but this is a bit too much. Voldemort out, bitches.

#58 - Mar 11, 2010 11:00 AM by KenyaMalfoy
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well i have a bottle with a picture of Snape on it and it says 'made by Snape postion master at hogwarts' LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!

#59 - Apr 1, 2010 06:12 AM by harrypotterisfarbetter
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Ok first about the acctuall post: personally I will be labeling mine "No Pain" in refrence to The Host, also written by Stephanie, but much much better. Second to the comments: personally I like Harry Potter better. It's got depth and plot and characters with personality. But, for a while, I was obsessed with twilight. But I got over it pretty fast because I found better books. I'm a book lover and honestly twilight wasn't that well written. Stephanie did much better with The Host, which I find kind of insulting because she dumbed down her writing style for teens it seems like. I think all fans of any book should respect fans of other books. Potter-heads: not all people who like twilight are annoyingly obsessed. Be happy the rest acctually are Reading anything at all. Twihards: I'm glad you found a book you like! Welcome to the joys of Reading people who usually hate it. And if you loved it before, awesome! Don't judge the Harry fans too harshly. And lastly to random thougt: my dream fictional guy comes from neither Harry Potter or twilight. Mine's Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games because he's got personality, wits, cares sooo much for the girl he loves, is HUMAN, and is extremely cute.

#60 - Apr 7, 2010 09:53 PM by PeetaMellark>Ed&Jake
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Guess your headaches will be getting worse

#61 - Jul 2, 2010 08:38 PM by HPisbetterthenT
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thats retarded. who thinks of that?

#62 - Jul 12, 2010 05:00 AM by VAMPPPPP
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A question directed not at obsessive rabid HP fans but at Twilight fans; aside from physical attraction, why do Bella and Edward "love" each other? What are some things they like to do together ( besides talk about turning/not turning Bella into a vampire, when/ if they will get married, brooding about how they cant stand being apart.) that show they at least have common interests? It's a tall order to expect that these two 'love" each other because they were destined to without at least a justification for them even tolerating each other ( aside from the physical.) I mean, how can so many people be enraptured by a book mostly consisting of two teens talking to each other?

#63 - Jul 23, 2010 10:53 PM by DeathEater666
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^*shrug* agreed. If there were a book about a mousy, masochistic girl falling in love with a REAL vampire (a bloodsucking creature of the night), all these 'popular' girls who are in love with Twilight would say 'ew! like, who would do that!'. However, because the vampire here has been transformed into a 'perfect' partner for teenage girls hopped up on hormones, it's suddenly ok to enjoy hurting yourself, being in love with someone almost a century older than you, and getting pregnant at 18 (19?). Let vampires stay with the alternative cultures where it belongs. Don't drag it into pop culture and force sparkles on them. Pop culture has already ruined so many things, don't let it ruin traditional horror stories which are pure works of art.

#64 - Jul 28, 2010 02:19 PM by #1TwilightHater
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lol

#65 - Aug 23, 2010 07:40 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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ha. ha ha ha. your wit astounds me.

#66 - Sep 26, 2010 07:39 PM by teamjoewalker
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Lolzies, that's so cutee :3

#67 - Dec 1, 2010 12:33 PM by Chochilalala
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That is actually really clever. xD

#68 - Dec 6, 2010 04:25 PM by Tapioca
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Wow, this is the first post I've come across here where the majority of the commenters, including the OP herself, are fighting back against the trollers. See, this is what it should be like! Actually, no, it should be no fighting at all. But since I'm a realistic person, I doubt that that will happen. Good job SoleilRose, KenyaMalfoy, fluropanda, Bram Stoker, and everyone else who's been standing up for the bullied fans of Twilight! I am not one of those fans, but I'm still sick of all these people constantly bashing every single post here. And I'm even an MLIAer & a Harry Potter fan. And my username is GiveUsBackCedric! and I still feel this way. Alright, well since I'm not gonna bash the Twilight fans anymore, but I don't like the series either, there's not really a point of me being here anymore, so bye y'all! Keep up the good work, you people that I mentioned!

#69 - Dec 25, 2010 05:21 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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haha that's pretty funny!However, I have to agree that Twilight is pretty badly written and the movies are quite terrible.I don't understand what all the fuss is about.It's just a book and there is no need to compare it to good literature.I just find it amusing that most of you feel it necessary to cuss just to get a point across.Not that I have anything against you.

#70 - Jan 15, 2011 08:36 PM by VoiceOfReason
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Lulz. XD I normally come on here just to troll the fans, but I have to admit, this one is pretty clever. (:

#71 - Jan 31, 2011 10:57 PM by Penworthy
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ok my question: why do you own a "GIANT" BOTTLE of headache medicine

#72 - Feb 10, 2011 05:38 AM by stephcat7
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Aww, this is creative. Jasper and Alice are the only ones I can stand.

#73 - May 19, 7156 01:01 PM by Ms. Lovegood
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I fear for the next generation.

#74 - May 11, 2011 06:38 PM by percyjackson
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Why don't we slip a little GARLIC into that Jaspirin?

#75 - Jun 23, 2011 06:10 AM by Cedric Diggory is ALIVE!
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Just thought I'd come back and check up on the thread! Good stuff.

#76 - Jul 3, 2011 02:38 PM by TwilightHater13
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I'm glad to see this site hasn't changed at all in 1.5 years.

#77 - Jul 3, 2011 02:38 PM by TwilightHater13
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#78 - May 19, 9889 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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I know why the Twilight Haters are on here. They are here to tell us fans to stop obsessing and find something else to do, like read Harry Potter, for instance. I am reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone right now. I also saw the movie. However, that does not mean I am no longer a Twilight fan; I saw Breaking Dawn the other day at Midnight and thought it was great, but Twilight is no longer the only books I read anymore; I've read The Hunger Games Trilogy twice --awesome book. I recommend it to everyone. My point is, I have done what the Twilight Haters told me. I've also done something else: I'm writing a book; two of them. Both don't have any type of Twilight nonsense in them whatsoever. I think writing is a better addiction than Twilight; what do you think, Twilight Haters?

#79 - Nov 20, 2011 02:26 PM by OTD!!!!!!
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TBH, I'm a HP fan and found this slightly amusing. Now, to go to MLIA.

#80 - May 19, 6807 01:29 PM by Your Average MCR Fan
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@Shadow Reaper - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Either that or you spend a good portion of your life bursting out laughing.

#81 - Apr 7, 2012 11:32 PM by IFeelSmartCompared2U
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