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Today, my dad finally watched the first Twilight movie. I am kind of obsessed with Twilight and have seen the movie a couple times. Now, at dinner, my dad and I can finally talk about Twilight. That just made my day! MLIT

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Mar 14, 2010 03:07 PM - My Life - by Lee

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That is really sweet of your Dad! I hope he enjoyed it!

#1 - Mar 15, 2010 12:35 AM by J.Jenks
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that is so gay. get a life. tell your dad that i say robert pattison is a greasy hair monkey that looks like a foot

#2 - Mar 15, 2010 09:13 AM by SoraKingdomHearts
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So Yhur Dad Can Have As Loserish Of A Life As Yhurs?. Nice.

#3 - Mar 15, 2010 05:05 PM by Batman
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so howd u get ur dad 2 watch twilight??????

#4 - Mar 16, 2010 03:30 PM by Jane Volturi
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I feel sorry for your father. Oh ya, and if he's a good father in any way, shape, or form, he'll notice how fucking gross it is that a relationship between a guy over 100 and a girl only 17 is considered "romantic".

#5 - Mar 16, 2010 06:24 PM by TwilightDisgustsMe
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congratulations. you have turned your dad gay.

#6 - Mar 17, 2010 07:12 PM by harrypotterisbeast
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^Lolz

#7 - Mar 17, 2010 09:48 PM by Voldemort7
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you say your obssesed and you've only seen it a "couple" of times???? pshhh.

#8 - Mar 19, 2010 03:24 PM by mrs.edward lautner
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Did your dad feel a huge cock flying into his mouth while he was watching it??

#9 - Mar 20, 2010 02:26 PM by Edwardlover86
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I got my Dad (after a lot of begging) to watch Twilight with me a while ago...and then he dragged me to the theater to see New Moon! hahaha I love my Dad!

#10 - Mar 20, 2010 04:20 PM by TexasAngel
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Aww, what a nice dad. Mine would never watch it. It's all good though because my mom's a twilight mom, so we watch it together. :)

#11 - Mar 20, 2010 06:06 PM by IRunWithVampires
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^ Ha, ya I know what you mean my Dad won't watch it either, but I think he secretly likes it. He just wants to look macho! :)

#12 - Mar 20, 2010 09:31 PM by iKilledVoldemort
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YES! my brother just put in New Moon all by himself....closet twiboy? i think so!

#13 - Mar 21, 2010 04:18 PM by kiki
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He watched it, didn't mean he enjoyed it nor wants to discuss it.

#14 - Mar 23, 2010 03:43 PM by MyBellyJigglesForThee
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Yeah because watching Twilight automatically makes you gay. It seems like if you like Harry Potter you hate gay people, since that's always what you call people who don't agree with you.

#15 - Mar 29, 2010 11:57 PM by luvjasper
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I am going to try to post this on as many posts as i can: Harry potter rules! i like harry potter, and i dont really think much of twilight. I think that some twilight fans can go a bit overboard, or they are stupid, but not all twilight fans are like that. For all you harry potter fans that cuss and insult twilight fans, you guys are a disgrace to harry potter fans! Harry potter is about friendship and tolerance and you are completely disregarding that! Just because some person likes Twilight. Now, don't get me wrong, sometimes i really want to punch someone when i read about someone dumping their husband because he doesn't sparkle, or something mega-stupid like that, Just don't be such a prejudiced person. however, i will say this: Edward Cullen is an gay sparkly pedophile.

#16 - Jun 26, 2010 04:45 PM by bobbob
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Tell your father I send him my deepest condolences for not only having to watch that horrible excuse for a movie but having to put up with you

#17 - Jul 24, 2010 04:47 PM by #1TwilightHater
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I agree with the above. I'm sorry you've lowered your fathers IQ level to 4.

#18 - Aug 15, 2010 05:36 PM by Gryffindor_Seeker
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Cool. Your dad watched it 2? nice!

#19 - Aug 15, 2010 07:37 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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Your dad wants to talk about fairies? Why?

#20 - Aug 21, 2010 07:01 PM by Erestor'sErrandRunner
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AWESOME!!!! I hope your Dad is obbsessed, too!!! :)

#21 - Aug 29, 2010 11:58 AM by OTD!!!!!!
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^No. That would be just disturbing. Teenage guys liking Twilight? Puberty and confusion of emotions. Fully grown men liking Twilight? Oh hell no.

#22 - Aug 31, 2010 04:34 PM by #1TwilightHater
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@ #1TwilightHater, SHUT UP! No one really wants to hear your oppinion. Really. Oh, why are you even ON this site?! Sheesh. By the way, I'm saying what @ I Love Eclipse says. "You guys are all trolls!" Hahaha!

#23 - Oct 17, 2010 05:10 AM by OTD!!!!!!
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"DADDY! DADDY! REMEMBER THE PART WHEN...WHEN THE SPARKLY VAMPIRE SAID 'SAY IT OUT LOUD!? LIKE, THAT WAS SO COOL, WASN'T IT, DADDY!?" "Honey, eat your dinner..."

#24 - Nov 25, 2010 11:36 AM by Eragonrocks
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@bobbob: Thank you for setting a good example for people and showing us that not everybody is a total jerk. @#1TwilightHater: Why do you even bother with a Twilight site if you hate it so much? I think you are a closet-Twilight lover and you put it down so people will think that you hate it. And why are you so rude to this person and their father? So what if he decides the movie isn't bad. Who cares? Why do you have to judge people like that? Why can't you just live your life being nice instead of a rude jerk?

#25 - Jan 2, 2011 03:07 PM by RachhBreww
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You lowered your dad's IQ score. And he should know that it is terrible. And just because he watched it doesn't mean he likes it.

#26 - May 13, 2011 07:14 PM by percyjackson
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You lowered your dad's IQ score. And he should know that it is terrible. And just because he watched it doesn't mean he likes it.

#27 - May 13, 2011 07:14 PM by percyjackson
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Your poor father. He's probably secretly dying on the inside because his selfish daughter exposed him to that torture.

#28 - Jan 21, 2012 08:18 AM by Twilight's_an_abomination
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