my pale friend has been mistaken for a vampire many times. today she put on sparkly make up to see how often this happens today. MLIT
Haha! That's so silly. I want to do it! Buuuut, I'm not very pale, hehe!
I hope he/she was chased around by Dracula, Lestat and every REAL vampire. I'm also WHITE pale and I slap people who call me a vampire:)
Thats great. But honestly? Take a match and burn her whenever she steps in sunlight. Real vampires BURN.
... How does a real person get mistaken for a vampire? They aren't real.
agree with @nara. i mean seriously, how can u be mistaken for something that doesnt exist? its like someone coming up to u in the street and being like, omg im sorry to bother u but are u a sasquatch?? seriously?? get a life
I agree with nara and sparklyloser, seriously how could you ever be mistaken for something that isn't even real. "Oh my apologies, I thought you were a Unicorn". This just doesn't happen to normal healthy people..
I'm sorry you have to find out this way, but vampires are imaginary.
The following things do not exist:
sparkly fairies named edward
anger issued shapeshifters named jacob
vampires do not exist. werewolves do not exist. and sadly unicorns also do not exist. normal people know this.
^Thanks for the lesson on shit we already knew...
I am going to try to post this on as many posts as i can: Harry potter rules! i like harry potter, and i dont really think much of twilight. I think that some twilight fans can go a bit overboard, or they are stupid, but not necessarily because they like twilight. Maybe they're just stupid in the first place. For all you harry potter fans that cuss and insult twilight fans, you guys are a disgrace to harry potter fans! Harry potter is about friendship and tolerance and you are completely disregarding that! Just because some person likes Twilight. Now, don't get me wrong, sometimes i really want to punch someone when i read about someone dumping their husband because he doesn't sparkle, or something mega-stupid like that, However, don't be such a prejudiced person, and please PLEASE don't cuss so much. or compare edward cullen with hitler, although that bit made me smile :)
Hmm, being the Headmaster of Hogwarts and knower of all things magical, I can safely say that vampires do not sparkle. When they touch light, they burn. A lot. So please do not say that your friend put on glitter to pretend to be a vampire because us learned people will think your head is full of Dementor's that sucked out your soul.
You said today twice, dumbfuck.
I'd like to say that REAL vampires don't sparkle in the sun. Any good vampire books vampires would burn in the sun.
Vampires don't sparkle, stupid. And it would be sarcasm that they would refer to her as a vampire. You are seriously stupid.
If I saw a pale sparkly person walking down the street, I wouldn't mistake them for a vampire. I'd mistake them for a faerie. Because why the HELL would a CREATURE OF THE NIGHT sparkle?
*laughs at the people who think that vampires sparkle* and i agree with thenbuffystakededward .> but yeah. go team cederic! and the person who's named GottaGetBackToHogwarts, you are amazing. ;) AVPM rocks.
*laughs at people who care if people think vampires sparkle* - because you know what....vampires don't exist period.
I agree with thenbuffystakededward......why the fuck would a creature that can only come out to terrorize people at night (no, not go out and sparkle in the sunlight like a fairy then not drink blood that willingly comes to them) FUCKING SPARKLE?? The unicorns and fairies you liked as a 3-year-old sparkled! Vampires do not freaking sparkle!!
"she put on sparkly make up" There's so many things wrong with that.... GODDAMN VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE YOU TWI-FAGS!
Vampires don't exist. Get a grip.
ohmygod that happened to me too! then i took out my rifle and shot those dumbshits dead. vampires aren't real, and if they were, they'd do a lot more than sparkle in the sunlight
I can SMELL the steaming pile of BS a mile away. Seriously? Do you know retarded people? Or are you just some crazy sociopath who thinks imaginary things and belives that they're real?
vammpired arent real, so i dont know why people would think that she was..just sayin:)
Read/watch True Blood. That's a real vampire show. They don't sparkle like magical fairies.
@author of this article: Whoa. Awesome! That should be cool. Best of luck with that!
A lot of people are pale, like me. I still get mad at ANYONE who dares call me a vampire!
^ I agree with the person above me. I happen to be Albino, and I think it is racist when people call me a vampire. Stupid racist twitards.
People always mistake me for stupid and thats so racist! Im just not as smart. I always kiss frogs because I want a prince I got Edward once but I thought he was gay.
I have a scar on my forearm that looks like what Stephenie Meyer described as a vampire bite. A girly airhead pointed this out to me. She asked if I were a vampire. I punched her in the face.
Prob didnt get as many people
God you guys. I hate when people take things so seriously. They we're just joking around. -.-.
Wait, so just because someone is pale, which is a good portion of the human population, apparently they resemble a sparkly vampire? Is your whole fucking school on crack??
@HeadmasterDumbledore- Oh my god, can I have your autograph? But you're dead. :(
Does she make fun of all the silly twitards?
These people are CLEARLY geniuses, because ya know, vampires are soooo real and it must be INCREADIBLY easy for people to think an ugly girl like her is one.
Okay, guys. Anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
mistaken by who? hobos, psychos, small children, delusional teenage girls, and blind people?
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