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Today, I was sitting with my friend Alice and we saw a silver volvo. The car behind it was a navy blue eclispe. MLIT

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So twilight! (1032) - Needs more twilight.. (2997)

May 24, 2010 10:27 AM - Love - by Anonymous

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That is about as gay as twilight and all of the other books.

#1 - May 24, 2010 04:15 PM by HarryPotter93
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Soooo, what makes it gay? The fact she has a friend named Alice? or a silver volvo? Hmmm, the navy eclipse? All seems like pretty normal things to me.

#2 - May 24, 2010 10:01 PM by TeamRobsten
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Seriously, what's the deal? Why are there so many haters on this website? I can't believe this. I was so excited when I first saw that there was a place called mylifeistwilight. Now, I'm pissed. :( Especially after reading some of the older posts. This is so lame! You people should just not be here!

#3 - May 24, 2010 10:06 PM by TeamJacob19
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^ the people that hate have nothing better to do than make fun of you and me (sad right?). They think they have some God given right to judge us based on the fact that we have read Twilight and liked it. Just ignore most of the dumb comments, people like that have no intelligence or respect and just want to piss u off. Hopefully they will grow out of it sometime in their lives, but i'm not holding my breath. Oh, and I think it might have a teensy bit to do with some sort of jealosuy issues they may be having because Twilight is just a little popular right now, but just my thought.

#4 - May 24, 2010 10:43 PM by HarryPotterWHO
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oh my god.

#5 - May 25, 2010 12:51 AM by lordvoldie
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Today, I was sitting with my friend Hermione and we saw a flying motorcycle. NBD.

#6 - May 25, 2010 08:58 AM by MLIA>MLIT thats all
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Oh my God NO WAY! That is like, Soooo amazing! how sad ¬¬

#7 - May 25, 2010 01:26 PM by Ceesau
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Oh my God NO WAY! That is like, Soooo amazing! how sad ¬¬

#8 - May 25, 2010 01:26 PM by Ceesau
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Um, I don't see anything sad about this post, except for the fact that people like Ceesau and HarryPotter93 feel the need to be jack asses.

#9 - May 26, 2010 09:48 AM by Kelsey411
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@HPW- sooooooo right! @Kelsey411- AGREED.

#10 - May 26, 2010 10:20 AM by Lori
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AHHH TeamJacob19, don't let them scare you away! LOL.

#11 - May 26, 2010 12:09 PM by MiaLoo22
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^Yeah, don't let them get to you teamjacob! If it's easier you can just try to completely ignore them. I'm thinking of doing that. Although, I've got to admit, sometimes when the stupidity just gets too high, you really want to fight back, lol!

#12 - May 26, 2010 12:25 PM by ShanaBanana
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HOLY CRAP!! Some respect here MLIA and HP fans yeah im a HP fan but i have respect and i dont make fun of what other people like ITS THEY'RE opinion and nearly every HP fan out there have to make fun of them for what they like. Go make fun of twilight on your own website just leave this site alone where they can enjoy what they like and you can enjoy what you like. Don't ruin the fun here HP fans.

#13 - May 26, 2010 01:36 PM by I'm Average so who cares!
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I agree that this post is gay and a waste of time. I'm not a hater to people who read Twilight but I'm a hater to those who are on this site and are totally fanatics. If you want to base your whole life on Twilight screw you. Don't come crying to me when you realize HP is better. I admit I've read Twilight. It's not good. If you think it's good then fine but don't base your life on this shit.

#14 - May 27, 2010 02:51 PM by twilightsucksmonkey
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@twilightsucksmonkey- If you're a hater to some of us, you're a hater to all of us. WHO THE HELL IS BASING THEIR WHOLE LIFE ON TWILIGHT? None of these posts suggest that at all, so in all honesty sir, screw you. None of us care/want/need you preaching to us like some day we are going to wake up and be in tears bc omg Hp is a ton better than Twilight. NO. It's an opinion, and we are all entitled to one.

#15 - May 27, 2010 03:31 PM by J.Jenks
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Screw you bitch.

#16 - May 28, 2010 06:45 PM by twilightsucksmonkey
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Ummmm I dont really get any of this :P

#17 - May 31, 2010 03:10 PM by rockergirl
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@rockergirl- We wouldn't really expect you too, what with you NOT being a Twilight fan and all.

#18 - Jun 1, 2010 02:24 PM by TeamRobsten
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@I'mAverageSoWhoCares - THANK YOU! @J.Jenks - I agree!

#19 - Jun 1, 2010 04:01 PM by EdwardBellaLove
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that car fuckin sucks! what about mustangs or blazers? ftw is wrong with u ppl

#20 - Jun 1, 2010 08:22 PM by ajerk93
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I agree with comment #20 I rather get a camero and comment #18 I do like twilight and harry potter so technicaly I am a twilight fan duhhh

#21 - Jun 2, 2010 03:36 PM by rockergirl
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@rockergirl- you sure have an odd way of showing that you're a fan...A real fan would not come here and make fun of other fans for the things they do.

#22 - Jun 3, 2010 10:53 AM by TeamRobsten
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This is ridiculous. I am a long time Harry Potter fan, and yet I am so embarassed by my own fandom. I am a guy, and I admit I am not a Twilight fan. My girlfriend on the other hand is. She is by no means any of the things you guys say Twilight fans are, she just graduated college with a degree in business admin. and has already landed a better job than me lol. She puts up with me, and that should be enough to show how amazing she really is. Her and her friends get together and have a blast talking/watching Twilight and gossiping about all the lives of the cast members. They have a lot of fun doing their thing, so who are we to say anything about it. Especially when you can find me doing the same things with my buddies, just about different things. The cruelty you people show to these Twilight fans is really uncalled for. I honestly feel ashamed to be associated with Harry Potter and the fandom.

#23 - Jun 3, 2010 12:02 PM by colton
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Pshhhh well most of these ppl go ovetr the line of obsessiveness

#24 - Jun 3, 2010 03:29 PM by rockergirl
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I am with the MLIA mafia. Surrender or die.

#25 - Jun 4, 2010 02:25 PM by ninjavspirate
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People people, civility please.. The reason there is so much contempt for Twilight is because so many people are putting so much importance in something so meaningless, and are exaggerating it's quality. If feeding the hungry of the world became popular, you wouldn't see a whole bunch of people hating on the activists because it 'can't be done'. You know why? Because it deserves the importance. I honestly am starting to think that the guy who started this site may have done it just to watch these fights break out. Go ahead and like twilight, but don't make such a big deal out of it. You wanna know what overlike of movies does? There have been people that have killed themselves, leaving a suicide note saying that they felt worthless because nobody loved them as much as they did Edward, or Jacob, or Bella, or anyone in those movies. Then the other side of the spectrum, there are kids who have killed themselves because they didn't feel special because they couldn't use magic like Harry Potter. They felt that they had a rough childhood like he did, but didn't get any reprieve like he did, so they offed themselves. That's what overblowing popular things does.

#26 - Jun 8, 2010 06:49 PM by MovieMan
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Team Potter

#27 - Jun 9, 2010 01:34 PM by Fweasley16
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@MovieMan- Nobody is killing themselves because of Twilight. Please don't come on here to make up things, and do your research before you rush to accusing people of suicide.

#28 - Jun 9, 2010 08:15 PM by TeamRobsten
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@Movieman, lol! Where they hell did you read that? The only website I found that said anything about someone committing suicide because of Twilight was RIDICULOUS (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/december/twilight.html). Just look at who owns the website, their slogan, and the ads they have. They clearly have an agenda. And not only does it not sound like a real article, even if it were true, I'm pretty sure that girl would be messed up because of her family, their beliefs, and the way they treated her...not because of a book or movie. Like Robsten said, check your facts.

#29 - Jun 9, 2010 08:41 PM by IRunWithVampires
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Oh and @Colton, thank you. It's lovely to see a non-Twilight fan who still has some sense and understands what all the haters on this site don't get. That we're normal, even (gasp!) intelligent people. You're girlfriend is a lucky girl to have a guy who understands like you do.

#30 - Jun 9, 2010 09:21 PM by IRunWithVampires
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all you guis are ghey and ned to lern some respct i may be a rtrd butt i still respct other ppls opinions and although they may seem vague and in some points of view uncultral you stil ned to b nic to ppl. lets all be super nic to eachothr k? ghandi wuz right you guis

#31 - Jun 13, 2010 06:58 PM by Dragondude
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Super right

#32 - Jun 13, 2010 06:59 PM by Dragondude
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plese u guis b nic to her

#33 - Jun 13, 2010 07:00 PM by Dragondude
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really poeple I'm am ashamed to be a fan of both HP and twilight yes I think hp is better, I like the twilight book series, but really I think poeple go overboard with both books/movies. @ poeple dissing twilight, get a life poeple are entitled to thier opinions. @ poeple going crazy over twilight it's a FICTION book getover it, it will never happen to u so don't go crazy. now if you poeple want real humor that doesn't diss(much) twilight or harry potter pleas go to www.mylifeisaverage.com

#34 - Jun 15, 2010 07:36 PM by Switzerland
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Oh my God, and behind it was a green van, right?? Seriously, it's just a car dude. Get over yourself. You need a hobby. ~Avada Kadarva, Twilight

#35 - Jun 16, 2010 10:39 PM by AvadaKadarvaTwilight
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Nobody cares, nobody cares, nobody cares. The end.

#36 - Jun 18, 2010 09:22 PM by aya22
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I care, I care, I care. The end.

#37 - Jun 19, 2010 10:35 PM by TexasAngel
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You are one of very few. Good luck with the world.

#38 - Jun 21, 2010 06:10 PM by aya22
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Do not use 'Gay' or 'ghey' or whatever as a derogotory term. I know a lot of people who would willingly beat the crap out of you for that.

#39 - Jun 25, 2010 12:25 PM by ninjavspirate
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DOES ANYONE BESIDES ME NOTICE THAT TWILIGHT IS REALLY LIKE A DISNEY VERSION OF TRUBLOOD?!?!

#40 - Jun 25, 2010 12:39 PM by ninjavspirate
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I just joined this site to watch all the people fight ^^ Its much more entertaining, in my opinion

#41 - Jun 29, 2010 01:54 AM by LieutenantDavis
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Are you serious? Are you fucking SERIOUS? You fans of twilight should fucking die. Now all I see on my tv are these fucking loser fat tweens screaming in line for that shitty movie eclipse. You people should be ASHAMED of yourselves. You fucking lowlifes. I fucking hope you die, and your mother gets raped by a burglar. I hope there is a guy watching you while you sleep like your precious edward cullen and he comes into your window and cuts off your head and smears your blood everywhere. I hope that rapist cuts off your vagina and roasts it like a chicken rotisserie and slathers it with grease and parsley. Faggots.

#42 - Jun 29, 2010 11:50 AM by ihopearapistmurdursyou
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YOU FILTHY MUDBLOODS!!!!

#43 - Jun 29, 2010 01:54 PM by HPmakesmylife
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Umm, yeah. I really don't think that is possible. Next time you make up some crap story to make your life seem more interesting, at least make it slightly believable.

#44 - Jun 30, 2010 09:37 AM by Blodhramr
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Ok, this is my final post on this website. I guess you can say I’ve seen the light. It’s now very apparent to me that no matter what any of us Twilight fans say or do it remains impossible to reach you guys who hate. I tried my hardest to remain mature and respectful in every comment I made, even through the extremely hurtful things that were said about fans of Twilight. I only hope one day you guys will open your eyes and see how ignorant and juvenile your comments on this website are and learn from it. There really is no need for the hate and there is no need to degrade people for simply expressing their love for a book/movie. I really appreciate those of you who are not fans of Twilight who stood up for the right thing; it’s really good to know some people still know how to show respect. Like I said, this is my last comment, I will still visit the site and read the stories and laugh like always, but I’m done with the comments. I advise other fans to do the same. Don’t fuel the fire and take the higher road out, let’s show we are the ones with class.

#45 - Jun 30, 2010 08:08 PM by J.Jenks
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Twilight is not the best book ever. And neither is Harry Potter. Respect opinions, stop fighting, stay on your own websites, and get over it. Let twihards be twihards and potterheads be potterheads. There's mylifeistwilight.com and averagewizard.com. And if you are a potterhead who comes on here and finds it fun to riducule others about their taste in literature, or twihards on averagewizard, then you seriously need better things to do. Why bother obsessing over how much you hate a series? That's just as bad as obsessing over how much you love it.

#46 - Jul 1, 2010 07:41 PM by Katola
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*#4* You say that we have no intelligence, while you can't bother to even use proper grammar. OP, wow, you saw a car after another car! Fascinating(rolls eyes)! Idiot.

#47 - Jul 3, 2010 09:40 PM by waffenfabrik
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Today, I saw a Ford. The car after that was a Lexus. :O

#48 - Jul 5, 2010 10:16 AM by TeamLupin*
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I like how there are soooooo many people bashing twil!ght on here, but on average wizard all we have are positively awesome comments about HP :)

#49 - Jul 5, 2010 10:38 AM by HPmakesmylife
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This would be cooller if it was a flying car

#50 - Jul 7, 2010 02:42 PM by HPlife
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So which is it? HPmakesmylife says there's nothing but positive comments about Harry Potter on average wizard, yet I have seen at least two people tell j.jenks that twilight fans hate there too. I guess you guys didn't think that through, because I checked aw and yaaa, not only were there no bashing comments there were barely any comments at all.

#51 - Jul 7, 2010 07:45 PM by TeamRobsten
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@TeamRobsten- Seriously dude, I hear ya. And I like how nobody comments back to you, it's because you're right and they can't handle that.

#52 - Jul 14, 2010 03:20 PM by iKilledVoldemort
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You Twifans are hating on us, now. Not all HP fans are 'disrespectful' and 'unintelligent'!!!!!!!!! So you guys should probably not judge HP fans by a few of the comments!!!!! HP fans hate on you, you hate on us for hating on you. Stop being hippogriffs (sorry, meant hypocrites z8D)!!!!!!!! On AW, lately, some people have been hating! I think you guys need to realise that there is probably never going to be a truce between Harry Potter and Tw!l!ght. Just deal with it.

#53 - Jul 14, 2010 07:12 PM by LunaRavenclaw11
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@MovieMan, people committing suicide because of a book series? That sounds RIDDIKKULUS!!!!!!!!!!!

#54 - Jul 14, 2010 07:20 PM by LunaRavenclaw11
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TWISHIT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGG!!! (OH MY GODRIC GRYFFINDOR!) IT'S TWO FUCKING CARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SEE THEM EVERYDAY BUT MAYBE YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#55 - Jul 14, 2010 07:30 PM by HermioneGranger12
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@LunaRavenclaw11- Really? Like, really? You are really going to go all whiney on us because you think Twilight fans are "hating" on you? Cry me a freakin river. Standing up for yourself is not hating on somebody, which is what the Twilight fans are doing here. And you know what? We are perfectly fine with there being no truce, but why don't you pass that one on to your fellow HP fans who just can't seem to get enough of this website, that is the real problem here. Oh, and I'm positive not all HP fans are as the ones here, I have some awesome friends who aren't really Twilight fans, but they don't degrade me or disrespect me for it.

#56 - Jul 15, 2010 01:57 PM by HarryPotterWHO
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this is the epitome [(eh-pih-toe-mee) for those twihards who wouldn't know how to pronounce it] of mlit sadness. your life isn't twilight because you know someone named alice and you're in a silver volvo and you see the word eclipse somewhere. gawd that's annoying. get over yourself.

#57 - Jul 16, 2010 01:40 PM by MyLifeIsntTwilight369
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WE'VE WON!!!! WE'VE WON!!!!! MLIT takeover by MLIA : Successful.

#58 - Jul 17, 2010 06:32 PM by ninjavspirate
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Well ive seen a firebolt. and a Flying blue for angela. and a Nibus 2001. I saw them all while with a Harry. :) ♥ Average Wizard.

#59 - Jul 17, 2010 08:00 PM by twilightisanepicfail
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@HarryPotterWHO- *imitates in a high voice* REALLY? Like, OMG, LIKE, REALLY?!??! Jeez I feel like a HORRIBLE person for hurting your poor, wittle feelings! I might even be..*gasp*...DEGRADING AND DISRESPECTING!!! OH NO WHATEVER SHALL I DO!?!?!......haha...FAG.

#60 - Jul 22, 2010 06:27 PM by #1TwilightHater
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Also, to the OP- wow. you saw two, perfectly normal cars. In a row. Good job.

#61 - Jul 24, 2010 07:15 PM by #1TwilightHater
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This was filed under 'love' because no one loves this person. Nor will they ever.

#62 - Jul 27, 2010 06:33 PM by ninjavspirate
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No hatin bros, feel the vibes, man... I am an MLIA and MLIN member, and it is important to remember that if we flamebait these lost souls, they might invade our websites with this...fascinating correlation of untwisted things.

#63 - Jul 30, 2010 04:08 PM by Harley Quin
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Eh...well...I must slightly disagree with that. We've pretty much shut down this website and we have yet to have any real problems on AW, MLIA, ect...

#64 - Jul 31, 2010 04:09 PM by #1TwilightHater
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WOW! I can NOT believe you saw a silver volvo AND a navy escape. I mean, I almost NEVER see such popular cars as that! You and your friend are truly lucky. Oh! And today, Me and my friend Alice were at the park and we saw a white rabbit! Then we followed it down a hole into Wonderland!!! MLIA and MLIM

#65 - Aug 5, 2010 02:46 PM by HarryPotterCursesTwilight
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Your bromantic novel about gay men who sleep with women for the sake of their Christianity or virtues or whatever is just sick. (btw this is directed at the twitards, not the hp fans :)

#66 - Aug 11, 2010 10:51 PM by ninjavspirate
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*grabs popcorn, lawn chair, Harry Potter, and a iPod with AVPM and AVPS songs on it* *sigh* I love drama. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! YAA! RIP HER HAIR OUT!!! Wait? why'd you stop? it was getting good! :,(

#67 - Aug 17, 2010 02:01 PM by bushy_haired_know-it-all
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I'm with BHKIA. Watching you people fight is fun.

#68 - Aug 18, 2010 08:28 PM by SimonBelmont
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Twilight isn't real! Stop acting like it is and get a life!

#69 - Aug 19, 2010 09:04 PM by TeamTyler'sVan
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Dear Person-with-no-life-who-posted-this-thread,................ So?.......................Love, Me.

#70 - Aug 31, 2010 12:38 PM by Kodee14
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Dont be mean to the twihards, i mean, fat ugly chicks need love too, so they turn to fictional characters. Let them be unsatisfied and sad.

#71 - Sep 7, 2010 03:31 AM by TwilightRuinsLives
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although i do not prefer twilight i think that those who enoy this site should continue to enjoy it, but keep in mind "twihearts, " this is an incredibly narrow-minded site, and is therefore ignorant and racist. That being said.....HP FOR LIFE!!!!

#72 - Sep 30, 2010 06:04 PM by Jesseearlin
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Well.....today I met Mewtwo.....which is awesomer???!!!!

#73 - Nov 18, 2010 07:01 PM by Misty Waterflower
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#4? WE have no intelligence? Really?

#74 - Nov 30, 2010 07:26 PM by Something Hogwartsy
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My friend has a cat named Alice... OMG she must be Alice Cullen reincarnated into a cat!!!!!!! You twilight fans are ridiculous (And the only reason I know how to spell ridiculous is that I remember how Remus Lupin said it in the third Harry Potter movie.)

#75 - Dec 2, 2010 06:00 PM by no questions = no lies
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OME! today, i was walking with my buddy giuseppe and we saw a red vw and a white ford! what a coincidence!

#76 - Dec 21, 2010 10:58 AM by IgnotusPeverell
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Oh My Freakin' God! You saw 2 cars! That's not common! I'll report it to my local auror right away!

#77 - Dec 26, 2010 10:00 AM by MLIAponesMLIT
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Alice should only be a reference to Alice in Wonderland.

#78 - Jan 2, 2011 10:22 PM by NinjaWeasly
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Don't you love drama? Hey everyone, come here! There's gonna be a full-scale riot going on here soon! People who can't be happy with their own opinions are taking out their problems with each other! So grab some popcorn, and a copy of Harry Potter (or Twilight if you're a Twi-fan) and watch the show! Good idea, huh? (okay, comment driven by extreme annoyance at all of you ends now)

#79 - Jan 10, 2011 04:33 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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@harrypotterwho; Why is it that all fangirls/fanboys immediately jump to their first conclusion - JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS! - when it turns out that someone doesn't worship their precious series or even share the same opinion? Besides; if we are jealous of the popularity Twilight has (and really, I wouldn't want to belong to a fandom of a series so hated all over the Internet) than I hate to think what your case is...your username is HARRY POTTER WHO?

#80 - Jan 30, 2011 09:42 AM by lunaandtheloonies
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I completely agree with lunaandtheloonies.

#81 - Feb 2, 2011 08:03 AM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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@Whoever said something about stupidity of HP fans- YOU'RE calling US stupid. At least HP fans have proper grammar (though I'm surprised most people on this site have fine grammar) and spelling.

#82 - Mar 20, 2011 12:14 PM by percyjackson
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@Movieman- Nobody has commited suicide and even if they had it also saved someone from commiting suicide. There was a story on average wizard that said they were about to shoot themselves but decided to read HP and Deathly Hallows, and then decided not to commit suicide anymore.

#83 - Mar 20, 2011 12:21 PM by percyjackson
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Okay, guys. If anyone wants to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.

#84 - May 7, 2011 03:26 PM by percyjackson
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J.jenks. You saying that people don't base their whole lives on twilight is understandable, but many relationships have apparently been wrecked by the twilight saga. If you do not believe me, then read a post about the guy who was pushed out a window because he wasn't Edward. Or maybe the one where someone dumped their boyfriend just because they bit the person, who ended up not turning into a vampire. You can stand for twilight, but it brings relationships crashing down because the guy is not as good as some fictional sparkly stalker

#85 - Jan 16, 2012 09:32 PM by Twilighthater42
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@ninjavspirate. Canadians win, and I seriously want to beat the crap out of you for suggesting that twilight is in any way shape or form true blood. Twilight may seem a bit like true blood, but that is because true blood possibly provided inspiration for twilight.

#86 - Jan 16, 2012 09:38 PM by Twilighthater42
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