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Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him. MLIT

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Jan 11, 2010 04:31 PM - Love - by annon

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the fuck? hes better off without you. and now you're free to run away with your sparkly gay fairy of a stalker. good luck to you both, you should check out the houses in the north pole, then we wont have to deal with shit like this.

#1 - Jan 11, 2010 10:35 PM by twilight.can.suck.it
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Holy crap. Society is freaking doomed. Maybe its a good thing you only date people that turn you into a vampire, because then you will never ever reproduce. We do not need another Twihard out there.

#2 - Jan 11, 2010 11:09 PM by Voldy
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Today i found a site called www.mylifeistwillight.com and realized that not even the stupidity of the 4th book will probably not be enough to make you weird Twihards to wake up to the Real world, the future is screwed.

#3 - Jan 12, 2010 12:27 AM by Buffy
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Forget the not turning into a vampire - good on you for dumping someone who bites!

#4 - Jan 12, 2010 12:57 AM by Bella's Lullaby
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Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :)

#5 - Jan 12, 2010 02:04 AM by xxxalpacaxxx
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That guy is lucky to be rid of you.

#6 - Jan 12, 2010 03:31 AM by HarryPotterPwnsTwishite
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Please, please, make this your litmus test. Save the world from your devil-eggs.

#7 - Jan 12, 2010 07:40 AM by Dekapolitissa
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dude not to be rude but. . . . . WHATS WRONG WITH YOU? you could of had a wounderful relationship

#8 - Jan 12, 2010 07:59 AM by hermioniegranger-go harry
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Today, I saw an unusually pale dude sparking out on the streets. So I stabbed him in the chest plate. Turns out he was just a twitard.

#9 - Jan 12, 2010 10:24 AM by didIreallyjustsignupfml
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. I'm glad that relationship meant that much to you. VAMPIRES AREN'T REAL.

#10 - Jan 12, 2010 12:24 PM by averagewizardisbetter
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this is why girls who read twilight dont have boyfriends. that arent gay.

#11 - Jan 12, 2010 01:09 PM by Stalkingiswrong.notlove.
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Are you fucking stupid? WHY would you end a relationship over something like that?

#12 - Jan 12, 2010 01:29 PM by SlytherinQueen13
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Oh, I would think you would LOVE being bitten! I mean, vioence is one of the traits of an abusive boyfriend, and Edward is so CLEARLY an abusive boyfriend...

#13 - Jan 12, 2010 02:11 PM by CedricDiggoryLivesOn
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yeah dump him he not cool

#14 - Jan 12, 2010 02:38 PM by BloodyRavenKills88
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He is going to be so happy with out you. now he can date a Harry Potter girl, they are smarter then someone who lets a sparkly boy bite them!

#15 - Jan 12, 2010 02:43 PM by HarryFan626
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what the hell? have fun in fantasy land while your boyfriend finds some sane girl to date.

#16 - Jan 12, 2010 03:04 PM by AVPMforlife
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WTF. Tell your boyfriend to transfer to my school. Don't worry, I won't dump him if he says Avada Kedavra and I don't die.

#17 - Jan 12, 2010 04:22 PM by TheChamberofSecrets
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Why didn't you just dump him for biting you, period.

#18 - Jan 12, 2010 11:11 PM by cedricdiggory
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FAIL. Total and complete fail. Go read some Harry Potter.

#19 - Jan 13, 2010 07:44 AM by nicsmiddy
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I call bullshit.

#20 - Jan 13, 2010 01:08 PM by smush
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Thank God, you saved him by dumping him.

#21 - Jan 13, 2010 01:17 PM by Fail
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YOU FAIL AT LIFE READ HARRY POTTER

#22 - Jan 13, 2010 02:33 PM by MLIA_sent_me
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You are the reason people escape to medicated-fantasy worlds. :) My pity for your ex on your lame excuse to break up with him. Then again, I must admit to his forced relief. At least he won't have to deal with you in the future. Hurray for your indirect cruelty turning to his victory! :D

#23 - Jan 13, 2010 02:42 PM by WhySoSirius
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VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST. PLEASE FIND YOURSELF A LIFE OTHER THAN TWILIGHT. and why spend your time reading twilight and being on this sight when you can read Harry Potter and be on MLIA?

#24 - Jan 13, 2010 02:58 PM by THEDARKLORDRULESALL
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You are an idiot. Did you seriously think anyone could turn you into a vampire??? News flash! Vampires don't exist. If you really think they do, you need some help. Seriously. I feel bad for your boyfriend. He did nothing to have you break up with him.

#25 - Jan 13, 2010 03:26 PM by twilightisfictiongetalife
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i hope to god this is fake. what is the world coming too?

#26 - Jan 13, 2010 04:31 PM by ginnypotter188
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Wow. Someone needs a life...

#27 - Jan 13, 2010 04:38 PM by TeamDumbledore!
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You are a fucking idiot.

#28 - Jan 13, 2010 05:20 PM by ANormalTwilightFan
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you just got the title dume ass! great job, you just dump someone for no reason at all. now you going to be alone forever! :)

#29 - Jan 13, 2010 05:34 PM by blackwingnekomata
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Please be a troll, please be a troll, for the love of all that is good and holy, PLEASE BE A TROLL. Actually, on second thought, go ahead and make that your litmus test for getting a boyfriend. The more guys are turned away by crazy chicks, the more that are available for girls who would actually deserve boyfriends.

#30 - Jan 13, 2010 07:28 PM by Syl
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What the fuck is wrong with you? If this is the way you're going to function, good luck in life.

#31 - Jan 14, 2010 12:39 AM by wtf15
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He should of AVADA KEDAVRA'd your ass. Good luck finding some poor sucker who would actually turn you into a vampire... purhapse your should pair up with the boy who likes to watch his girlfriend sleep. FREAK!

#32 - Jan 14, 2010 12:53 AM by Bellatrixlestrange
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People like you should go to therapy, or read Harry Potter. -TWILIGHT KILLED THE VAMPIRE.

#33 - Jan 14, 2010 02:38 PM by TwilightKilledVampires
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do you really expect one day that a guy bites you and you turn into a vampire?

#34 - Jan 14, 2010 03:35 PM by teamharry
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dont try to dump someone just for that. HE WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE AWFUL. AND I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO DO STUFF LIKE THAT.

#35 - Jan 14, 2010 06:49 PM by loltwilightsucks34
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Harry potter and lord of the rings are so much better than twilight get a life

#36 - Jan 14, 2010 08:10 PM by Gigi-twilight= : lotrfre
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my bf bites me all the time. i do not hope to become a vampire. and i has nothing to do with vampires. i just like it ;)

#37 - Jan 15, 2010 07:21 AM by transformers4life
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That's good. People like you shouldn't reproduce anyway.

#38 - Jan 16, 2010 09:59 PM by TeamRocket
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sucks that he missed the jugular really.. we could do with less of these isiots

#39 - Jan 17, 2010 01:59 PM by potterparade
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*says in singsong voice* O-ver ob-sess-ion!

#40 - Jan 17, 2010 07:04 PM by HP4eva
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xD My only respon- XDDDD

#41 - Jan 18, 2010 05:33 AM by Stephenkingisbetter
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PEOPLE, PEOPLE! Don't worry. Even if she did turn into a vampire, the dude wouldn't have any blood, thus not able to get a *****. Thus, no sex, and no babies. And Buffy would kill both of them. :D

#42 - Jan 18, 2010 04:05 PM by MyLifeIsAverageAdam
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I hope you don't dump your next boyfriend because he doesn't sparkle in the sun

#43 - Jan 18, 2010 07:16 PM by Twilight.is.so.gay
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I hope this is fake.

#44 - Jan 18, 2010 09:24 PM by twilightfan726
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I hope you're kidding because that is a very stupid, retarded reason to break up with your boyfriend. that is being way too obsessed

#45 - Jan 19, 2010 06:05 AM by twilightchick14
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EDWARD IS SO REALL YOU GUYZZZ... JUST LISTEN... YOU GUYZ DONT NO NUTHNGG. EDWARD TALKED TO ME. HE SAID HE IS REALL then I was locked up in a mental institute.

#46 - Jan 19, 2010 09:10 AM by IM_THE_REAL_BELLA
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....Hahahahaha. I don't even need to say anything to this.

#47 - Jan 19, 2010 09:32 AM by ZeroTolerance
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you don't DISSERVE a boyfriend you no brain dog, im just sorry he didn't dump your retard ass first

#48 - Jan 19, 2010 03:56 PM by Team_Hatter
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He got out just in time, in my opinion. As for biting, go date a vampire bat. If THEY bite you, they'll change you ... into a human with rabies.

#49 - Jan 20, 2010 04:54 AM by Team_Emmett
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...Do I really have to explain the stupidity of this?...

#50 - Jan 20, 2010 07:41 PM by HP4eva
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I highly doubt that is true.. you are probably very fat and would never get a sane boyfriend.

#51 - Jan 21, 2010 12:04 AM by TwihardsAreInvading
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please please get help for the sake of the world , honestly forget the zobie apocolypse the worlds gonna end because of the twilight apocolypse .

#52 - Jan 22, 2010 03:09 PM by MLIA&MLIM.MLITSUCKS!
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that is the saddest reason to break up with a person. ever. hes so much better off without you if thats how your guna treat your boyfriend. at least he is now spared the shame of going out with a twilight fan. also, good luck finding another boyfriend. i dont see it happening. thank you =]

#53 - Jan 22, 2010 03:39 PM by jazspaz
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I honestly don't believe this. This person obviously made it up.

#54 - Jan 22, 2010 05:32 PM by edwardsnumberone
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im just wondering you do know that if you dump every guy you go out with cause they are not a vampire you never will be getting married...or even a boyfriend....right??

#55 - Jan 23, 2010 01:48 PM by iamnotatwilightfan
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I really hope this is someone making fun of the Twi-fags. Otherwise... you really need help. Dumping someone just because they didn't turn you into a vampire? If you can even call them a vampire, for the way they are described in Tw*l*ght. Really, all of you fan girls are hoping to become faeries. But then... why the hell did he bite you anyways?

#56 - Jan 23, 2010 05:38 PM by JustYourAverageWizard
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good on you

#57 - Jan 24, 2010 10:06 AM by Highdee21
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hes better off

#58 - Jan 26, 2010 01:32 AM by jazspaz
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i hope you end up alone. ohh and btw, which means by the way VAMPIRES ARNT REAL! get over it.

#59 - Jan 26, 2010 06:28 PM by kales15
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Good girl, you've kept that boy from staying with an idiot girl who dumps him for not turning her into a fake creature of myth.

#60 - Jan 27, 2010 05:41 PM by harrpotterroxmysox
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AND THEN BUFFY STAKED EDWARD!!!!!! MLIA FTW

#61 - Jan 28, 2010 02:01 PM by MLIAFTWBTW
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The way I see it... Edward left Bella. they both went insane. Harry left Ginny. They both went on with their lives. Ginny is not obsessed with sex. Bella is.

#62 - Jan 29, 2010 06:28 PM by Fyreflie
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da fuck?

#63 - Jan 31, 2010 11:52 AM by LTD + TDL
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Great, not only are all the guys trying to be sparkly pussy bloodsuckers, or uber-buff wolfies, but every chick is dumping their signifigant other for not living up to some fucking fairytale shite. Anyone thinking of swinging the other way to avoid this, think again. Two words that seal the same-sex fate with Twifart? SLASH. FANFICTION

#64 - Jan 31, 2010 08:22 PM by AlbinoCrow
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you. are. retarded. vampires are real so get over it. he's lucky not to have you.

#65 - Feb 3, 2010 01:26 PM by twilightsgaaay123
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Did you honestly expect to?

#66 - Feb 3, 2010 06:32 PM by QuoteGirl
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You fail as a human! I would be insanely turned on if a guy bit me...without the turning into a vampire. Reality is calling you, it is telling you that vampires are not real!! TEAM TONKS!

#67 - Feb 4, 2010 07:08 PM by Nymph1891
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im sure she was just kiddin, Damn! people BE NICE!!

#68 - Feb 5, 2010 01:17 PM by Mia
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the fuck ? honestly.. i dont see harry potter dumping people for not being sucked for blood.

#69 - Feb 7, 2010 11:36 AM by twilightsucksteampotter
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Wow get a damn life. He's better without you. And people it's not mlia it's averagewizard it's all Harry Potter all the time. Go pick up a book with true meaning, Harry Potter is about facing your fears with bravery and not running away from difficult challenges. It's also about true friendship and courage. Twilight is about some bitch not wanting her stalker fairy boyfriend to leave her. But you fang bangers might not comprehend the Harry Potter books because they have big words in them.

#70 - Feb 9, 2010 01:35 PM by robpattinsonisugly
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I hope you're a troll. If not...*facepalm*

#71 - Feb 13, 2010 09:27 PM by veritaserum
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Lol...stupid twitard

#72 - Feb 18, 2010 03:35 PM by notatwitard
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(1). Trust me, Twitard bitch, you now have AIDS though. Yes, you do.

#73 - Feb 27, 2010 08:41 PM by TeamVanHelsingFTW
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that is indescribably stupid.

#74 - Mar 8, 2010 07:26 PM by murderingtwilightmadeasy
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He was going to dump you anyway.

#75 - Mar 13, 2010 10:19 PM by rumbleROAR,
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WTH. If you did turn into a vampire, I'd hire He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named to AVADA KEDARVA your fucking sorry ass. I must find this ex-boyfriend and comfort him. He can do much better than a twitard

#76 - Mar 14, 2010 12:55 PM by harrypotterisbetterhahaha
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wow, seems like there's lots of harry potter fans on this site. i was going to diss OP, but a lot of people are ahead of me. that is horrible reason to dump ur bf. u suck. crucio!

#77 - Mar 14, 2010 08:43 PM by bellatrix lestrange
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to quote lady gaga "When it's lovin if it's rough it isn't fun" Good for him on driving you away. He should have driven a stake through your heart though :)

#78 - Mar 15, 2010 09:14 PM by sardonic
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Oh dear god. Words cannot express..... Twilight is Stephanie Meyer's creepy fantasy. 3/4 of that book are saying how hot this fictional vampire is. HE'S FAKE.GET OVER IT.

#79 - Mar 20, 2010 05:27 PM by harryjamespotter
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Please tell me this is a joke.

#80 - Mar 23, 2010 02:50 PM by CedricDiggoryFinds
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Your boyfriend isn't a vampire. It's the end of the world. If wether or not someone is a vampire is your basis for deciding wether to be in a relationship, you've got some problems ahead of you. I initially felt sorry for your boyfriend, but I feel very happy for him to be rid of you. To sum it up: You're fucking insane.

#81 - Mar 23, 2010 08:40 PM by ihateyouall
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your life is SAD

#82 - Mar 24, 2010 07:23 PM by .arizona.
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Oh my God. You need therapy!!

#83 - Mar 25, 2010 10:14 AM by PotterWins
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My almost-boyfriend, Andrew, is a vampire. And so am I. By the way, you cannot actually turn someone into a vampire. They have to be born one. Now, lets see. What spell should I use THIS time? Hmmmm. . . . . . . . . CRUCIO!!

#84 - Mar 25, 2010 01:50 PM by Blodhramr
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That's one more lucky guy.

#85 - Mar 25, 2010 04:43 PM by Bellatrix3000
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That was awfully rude.

#86 - Mar 25, 2010 09:55 PM by Luna.Lovegood
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Obviously he's not a Hufflepuff because he is not a good finder.

#87 - Mar 28, 2010 10:14 PM by ItsLevio-osa.NotLeviosa-a
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... the fuck? he's better off now anyways. you bitch.

#88 - Mar 29, 2010 11:46 AM by ElderWand
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You dumped your boyfriend because he doesn't compare to your favourite fictional character? I don't like sounding bitchy, but that was just..well, awful. @ItsLevio-osa.NotLeviosa-a - MOST BRILLIANT COMMENT EVER. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE BUT I WOULD MARRY YOU XDDD haha

#89 - Mar 29, 2010 01:31 PM by UnToastedPoptart
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that is messed up. get some help, you're insane. VAMPIRES AREN'T REAL.

#90 - Apr 1, 2010 10:42 PM by lainylainylainy
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Tell him to do it again.

#91 - Apr 8, 2010 09:59 AM by DarkDarkshade1117
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he should've bitten your head off so we wouldnt have to deal with you

#92 - Apr 8, 2010 01:04 PM by edwardsafaggot
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you are amazing marry me?

#93 - Apr 8, 2010 01:36 PM by EdWaRdxxxCuLlEn
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Aha.That's hella messed up.! But seriously. If so many people hate twilight then you should get the hell of this page.I know I sound lyka b**** but if you like Harry Potter so much someone should make up a mylifeisHarryPotter.com . Honestly.

#94 - Apr 8, 2010 04:17 PM by Unknown:
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you will never get married 'cause there is no vampires.

#95 - Apr 9, 2010 04:42 AM by heeyaaa
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thats messed up. and @Unknown:, we DO have a harry potter site, but its AverageWizard, not "MyLifeIsTotalFaggotGayRetardedShitAboutMyObsessionWithAFictionalCharacter.com" like this is. we come on here for laughs on how pathetic your lives are. and for all you "Team Jacom"-ers, how about you look on page 394 of your Defense Against the Dark Arts books? it tells you what a REAL warewolf looks like, not some fake ass shapeshifter. oh, wait, you guys cant come to Houwarts, or Durmstrang, or Beauxbatons with us, cuz your lives arent magical like us HP-ers. you twitards need lives. as for my fellow Harry Potter fans, I'll see you all on AverageWizard. DEATH EATERS UNITED.

#96 - Apr 9, 2010 03:54 PM by bellatrix_lestrangee
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GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOU AND WILL TURN YOU INTO A WEREWOLF OR A VAMPIRE!!!! SO LIKE I SAID GOOD LUCK ON YOUR IMPOSSIBLE MISSION!!!

#97 - Apr 9, 2010 08:24 PM by mliNt6
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Edward Cullen is a fictional character. which means: NOT REAL OR ALIVE IN ANYWAY. get a life.

#98 - Apr 10, 2010 06:46 PM by TexasChic
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MyLifeisHarryPotter > Everything. MLIHP.com or MyLifeisHP.com

#99 - Apr 10, 2010 07:05 PM by Eamon
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YOU. F*****G. MORON. WTF DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN?!?!? you should be exterminated

#100 - Apr 12, 2010 07:58 PM by thissiteisstupidgetalife
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*head desk* Our world is doomed.

#101 - Apr 13, 2010 07:52 PM by Gred and Forge
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What the FUCK is wrong with you? >:O Thank god you dumped him, you might've had kids. I'd rather you kept your genes out of the gene pool. I'm terrified that someday one of my descendants will run into them and turn my family line into dumbasses.

#102 - Apr 14, 2010 09:44 AM by I LUV TWILUGHT ITSA GREAT
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@ainylainylainy Finally! someone speaks the truth :') www.mlia.com

#103 - Apr 15, 2010 03:43 AM by I_hate_sparkly_douches
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I hope this is a lie, nobody would be that stupid or shallow to seriously dump someone because they weren't a vampire. Vampires aren't real, we can wish they were but they aren't. My boyfriend has bit me too, and while we have joked about being vampires everyone knows the kind we think of as "vampires" aren't real. Tho, its kinda creppy but there are people who suck blood, which I find gross..

#104 - Apr 15, 2010 05:58 AM by twlightangel
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You have done your boyfriend well. He's probably glad you did, too.

#105 - Apr 17, 2010 01:18 PM by Team Black... Siriusly
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YOU RETARD

#106 - Apr 25, 2010 04:06 PM by HermionexGranger
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When coming is the disaster the Emperor masters the Emperor�s always the master when coming is the disaster the Emperor masters when will must overrun faster the Emperor master [bridge:] The will is the law do not quit nor withdraw just the Emperor can lead to succeed the man encouraging him with force and power it�s need to withstand by the strength of the hand all in this life is a violent strife [chorus:] When coming is the disaster the Emperor master when will must overrun faster the Emperor master the Emperor guards the order he�s the inner warder he establishes firm the border he�s the inner warder He has got the power to reinforce us to reach goals inside he�s the father who controls he plays ever to win he has the might within he is who�ll make the rule when conquers the world in a bitter fray and holds on and leads the pain away he subdues and renews he restores the peace the Emperor absorbs the world in his orb everything is taken [bridge] [chorus] It�s written in his soul to obtain soon his goal [chorus] The Emperor wins.

#107 - Apr 27, 2010 10:34 AM by COCKFAG_MCGEE
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Fuck you.

#108 - May 4, 2010 12:41 AM by zoelovee
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O.o WOW! i PRAY that was a joke...... vampires are not real! you shouldn't be with someone unless u care about them, that was not cool at all!

#109 - May 6, 2010 07:28 PM by mkitwipotter
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Your a little obsessed, and i kinda hope someone here finds you and slaps you hard in the face.

#110 - May 19, 2010 04:04 PM by HarryPotter'sBetter
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what the fack?!? that was probably the last bf you will ever get in your life.....

#111 - May 24, 2010 07:20 PM by hphphphphp7
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the hell is wrong with you girl?

#112 - May 24, 2010 10:42 PM by orangejuice
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Oh. Dear. This has to be fake, or that girl is a COMPLETE loser.

#113 - May 25, 2010 01:54 PM by Ceesau
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u stupid bitch-_- like i've said before get a DAMN LIFE!!

#114 - May 28, 2010 05:01 PM by Immortal_Knight33
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well, at least you know you're gonna die old and alone, because VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST!!! you will NEVER turn into a bloody vampire!!

#115 - May 30, 2010 05:54 PM by flipthebirkey
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I'm sorry to say this, but that is probally the only boy you'll get. Oh, and those "vampires" are fariys and don't exist.

#116 - Jun 8, 2010 08:34 AM by twishitsucks
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Some of these girls are scary. how can you be obsessed with sparkley guys?! HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

#117 - Jun 15, 2010 04:20 PM by gbowlgirl
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I think I need to take this person (annon) to the Ministry of Magic to have their brain checked.....

#118 - Jun 15, 2010 04:21 PM by Narniaroxmehsox
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Well.... At least you won't be reproducing any time soon. Any real vampire wouldn't waste his or her time biting a Twitard c:

#119 - Jun 16, 2010 01:57 PM by FUnnyduCKYmOUse
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You know, I think this is the other end of that post on MLIA abou that guy that got dumped for Edward. You are probably never going to get another guy in your entire life. Vampires aren't real, I'm afraid. Get a hobby. ~Avada Kadarva, Twilight

#120 - Jun 16, 2010 11:32 PM by AvadaKadarvaTwilight
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I agree with almost everyone on her. GET A LIFE! Oh wait I forgot, you can't go to Hogwarts so there is no chance of you getting one. I suggest you come lead a peaceful life with me in heaven. NOT. You can hang out with voldy in heaven! Why are you guys obsessed with a time of DAY???!!! Twilight? I will take you guys to Saint Mungos!TEAM ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFIC BRIAM DUMBLEDORE!!!

#121 - Jun 21, 2010 10:19 AM by mynameisDUMBLEDORE
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Good for you for dumping someone who bit you, but BECAUSE YOU DIDNT BECOME A VAMPIRE?!?!? Being a vampire would be really difficult, and it would suck so please find a new boyfriend who means something to you.

#122 - Jun 27, 2010 10:11 AM by FireboltRider
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Thank god we still have some insane people like this to keep the world sane. I love idiots who think vampires are real. I'm honestly suprised he gave you a hickie....hahahahaha.

#123 - Jun 28, 2010 12:49 PM by EatMeWhileImHot!
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this is whats wrong with humanity..... i bet he meant alot to you...of course not you dumped him because of your little fantasy world. too bad edward isnt coming for you....he isnt real (gasp)!!! now every twihard is probably hugging their twilight books saying "dont worry edward...they didnt mean it!" too bad. i did. twilight isnt real. get over it.

#124 - Jun 29, 2010 03:45 PM by spex2013
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...You scare me. But your boyfriend is probably glad he's no longer with anyone insane.

#125 - Jun 30, 2010 02:36 PM by MyLifeIsn'tObsessive
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Don't worry Buffy would beat the S**t of of you edwrd and all your sparklepires and then Faith would come along and kill the failwolfs

#126 - Jun 30, 2010 10:20 PM by TEAMBUFFYSTAKEDEDWARD
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I hope to God that, that is a troll

#127 - Jul 5, 2010 04:02 PM by maraudersmap
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You can get like, diseases from doing that. Wot teh fack?

#128 - Jul 6, 2010 10:05 PM by Necrophelialovah
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So in other words, you dumped your boyfriend because he isn't a vampire NOT because he bit you???

#129 - Jul 7, 2010 01:35 PM by DracoMalfoyIsAwesome
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what the fuck? VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST. they will never exist, and your ex is probably thinking how lucky he is to get away from a total dipshit like you

#130 - Jul 8, 2010 12:15 AM by HarryPotterKilledTwilight
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what the hell??? good luck finding somebody who will turn you into a vampire

#131 - Jul 9, 2010 01:32 PM by The_Happy_Pineapple
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Hm. I'm glad you dumped him, actually. It's better that you don't find someone who will consent to breed with you.

#132 - Jul 13, 2010 03:04 PM by skye7724
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I broke up with my boyfriend because he kept biting me and it was obsenely annoying and hurt alot.

#133 - Jul 13, 2010 07:14 PM by DesiBear
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You dumped your boyfriend because he didn't turn you into a vampire? YOU DUMPED YOUR BOYFRIEND BECAUSE HE DIDN'T TURN YOU INTO A VAMPIRE?? I can't get this through my head. I honestly can't. Why did your boyfriend even bite you? Did you actually expect to be turned into a vampire? Dobby's sock, I'm literally shocked at this entry.....I need some panadol.

#134 - Jul 17, 2010 08:31 PM by Lovegood
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Nice story XD

#135 - Jul 18, 2010 08:26 PM by for-sanity
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OMG!!!!11!!! I, like, totally understand! It was, like sooo inconsiderate of him not to turn you into a bloodsucking monster/walking discoball! You deserve someone like, so much better. Like a cardboard cutout of Eddie-poo! Don't worry, you can just pretend its real. After all, you clearly had no trouble convincing yourself that Stephenie Meyer is a talented writer, so how hard can it be?

#136 - Jul 20, 2010 09:39 AM by dana's revenge
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Dear idiot twihard, You are a retard. Sincerely, shutupandlisten

#137 - Jul 20, 2010 03:39 PM by shutupandlisten
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wow, somebody clearly has no life. you are just another pathetic Twihard. If you had broken up with me, i would have turned around and avada kedevra'd your ass. lets wake up and remember that vampires are not real, you will never become one, people do not sparkle in the sun (unless they are all sweaty), and stephanie meyer is a horrible writer. Harry Potter is about finding your inner courage, and finding out who you are and the importance of friendship. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. i hope you realize how pathetic you are. Twilight and edward are both dead, harry potter killed them. i hope you turn your life around :) love, harrypotteralwayswin

#138 - Jul 20, 2010 05:37 PM by harrypotteralwayswins
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......words fail me. Usually I can just say you're a dipshit but this is beyond me....

#139 - Jul 22, 2010 04:55 PM by #1TwilightHater
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I can't tell you how pathetic this is... and your boyfriend is better off without you and deserves better anyway. I hope you realize vampires are fictional, and Twilight "vampires" are actually sparkley fairies so stop waiting for Edward to come and rid yourself of this unhealthy obsession

#140 - Jul 24, 2010 09:22 PM by ProudTwilightHater
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Get-A-Life!

#141 - Jul 26, 2010 03:50 AM by Twilight=sad
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I certainly hope that you realize that Edward is not real, and therefore will not love you back. You ruined something that could have been great for both you and your boyfriend, all for a fictional character. Please, find someone else and DON"T DUMP THEM FOR A VAMPIRE!

#142 - Jul 26, 2010 09:55 PM by RonWeasley
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umm. ok first of all, your an idiot. second, why the hell did he bite you?

#143 - Aug 3, 2010 12:39 AM by you_know_who
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okay not to be rude, but why?! you could of had a nice relationship.:P and, why did he bite you?! :P

#144 - Aug 3, 2010 03:14 PM by im.bailey.
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Wow, I feel sorry for him. You dumped him because he wasn't the sparkly pedophile you always wanted. Now you will end up all alone because--I don't think you know this but--vampires don't exist.

#145 - Aug 3, 2010 07:27 PM by krazy9292
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this is really sad. I mean...REALLY sad. Vampires, like Edward and all his wee friends, don't exist. When they do, they're more like the creepy S&M version than the Stephanie Meyer version. I'd have dumped him BECAUSE he bit me...

#146 - Aug 4, 2010 07:16 PM by tireoighan
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I bet you believe in fairies and elves too.

#147 - Aug 7, 2010 08:26 AM by TeamDumbledoresArmy
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What the hell? You have got to be kidding. I have no faith in the world! Go drown yourself, it'll make it easier for all of us. Off subject, has anyone heard of the movie 'Vampires Suck'? I think that'll be awesome.

#148 - Aug 8, 2010 10:56 AM by waffenfabrik
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That was idiotic. But they poor guy's better off without you.

#149 - Aug 9, 2010 06:19 AM by tofuonice
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@OP:

#150 - Aug 17, 2010 04:06 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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that's really sad. your boyfriend was probably the only guy who would put up with your sad obsession and you dumped him just because you didn't turn into one of those sparkly freaks? news flash! vampires aren't real! get a life or at least find a new book series to obsess over. I recommend harry potter.

#151 - Aug 20, 2010 07:47 AM by *harrypotterFTW!
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What a lovely reason to dump someone. You could've been happy together, grown old together, yet you dump him because he's not a sparkly pedophile fairy. Acually, he's probobly better off without you. Go him!

#152 - Aug 20, 2010 03:05 PM by Erestor'sErrandRunner
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You little bitch. Why the hell would you do this to someone who loved you? Go rot in hell. Oh, by the way, you do know that since you are in love with Sedrick Digory from harry potter, right? Technically, you are a Harry Potter fan too. Give up on Edward. Newsflash: HE'S NOT REAL. GET A LIFE. VAMPIRES DON'T EXSIST. THE CLOSEST YOU WILL GET IS ANEMIA.

#153 - Aug 29, 2010 12:45 AM by iloveninjas91
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lol

#154 - Aug 30, 2010 10:48 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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you. are. a complete. and total. IDIOT.

#155 - Aug 30, 2010 06:35 PM by aLOTRnerd
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XD

#156 - Sep 5, 2010 03:49 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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i'm afraid of the future . if you ever find a man who's willing to reproduce with you , i'm going to kill my self . literally , i will slit my fucking wrists before i live in a world where a girl will dump her boyfriend because he's NOT A GODDAMN VAMPIRE !!! THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST . AND FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T EVER REPRODUCE . WE DON'T NEED MORE OF YOU RUNNING AROUND .

#157 - Sep 8, 2010 12:31 PM by harrypotterforeverr
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i'm afraid of the future . if you ever find a man who's willing to reproduce with you , i'm going to kill my self . literally , i will slit my fucking wrists before i live in a world where a girl will dump her boyfriend because he's NOT A GODDAMN VAMPIRE !!! THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST . AND FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T EVER REPRODUCE . WE DON'T NEED MORE OF YOU RUNNING AROUND .

#158 - Sep 8, 2010 12:31 PM by harrypotterforeverr
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^Stop spamming.

#159 - Sep 9, 2010 10:56 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Do harry potter fans run away from home because they aren't at hogwarts? NO.

#160 - Sep 10, 2010 06:41 PM by THE ONE WITH A BRAIN
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#160 Preach. He didn't need you anyways. twat.

#161 - Sep 15, 2010 08:26 PM by PirateNinjaz
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#159: Trolling =/= spamming. Idiot.

#162 - Sep 16, 2010 06:16 PM by teamjoewalker
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This. Is gay. And it's poisoning my mind. I would Avada Kedavra you sooooo hard if I wouldn't go to Azkaban for it. Die in a glittery hole. With your gay vampire lover. That is all.

#163 - Sep 29, 2010 07:08 PM by VoldemortsBuddy:D
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Please tell me this is a troll. Oh, please lord TELL ME THIS IS A TROLL!!!!!

#164 - Oct 23, 2010 03:49 PM by BlueBloods
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Thats mean. He is sooo better off without you! He will find a great girl in gryffindor and have epic lightsaber fights with her.

#165 - Oct 26, 2010 10:09 AM by rainydays1234
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DOCTOR!!! EMERGENCY!!! 911!!!! THIS GIRL DIDN'T TURN INTO A VAMPIRE!!!!! Not. Dude, you need to apologize. NOW. Or else I will have to force you to read MLIA.

#166 - Oct 28, 2010 04:17 PM by avadakedavrasparklyvamps
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YOU NEED HELP. read harry potter.

#167 - Nov 6, 2010 03:11 PM by harrypoterfanxoxo
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Madam Pomfrey Perscribes seven books worth of Harry Potter, A nine meter roll of bubble wrap, a Disney princess coloring book+ crayons, a blanket fort, a ninja fighting a pirate, three days worth of finding Waldo, A unicorn, a unicorn-shaped pillowpet, a dragon, A box set of the original Star Wars movies and a lightsaber, a dinosaur, and a whole day's worth of MylifeIsAverage. That should cure your insanity.

#168 - Dec 4, 2010 10:02 PM by Dee
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Madam Pomfrey Perscribes seven books worth of Harry Potter, A nine meter roll of bubble wrap, a Disney princess coloring book+ crayons, a blanket fort, a ninja fighting a pirate, three days worth of finding Waldo, A unicorn, a unicorn-shaped pillowpet, a dragon, A box set of the original Star Wars movies and a lightsaber, a dinosaur, and a whole day's worth of MylifeIsAverage. That should cure your insanity.

#169 - Dec 4, 2010 10:02 PM by Dee
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Have fun finding another guy who can stand your Twilight obsession

#170 - Dec 12, 2010 01:47 PM by MLIA_FTW
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I think this is probably a troll, and if it is WELL DONE :) If it ISN'T then WTF is wrong with you .-.?

#171 - Dec 17, 2010 11:54 AM by VampireKnightAreREALVamps
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Twilight... an evil plot by the Dark Lord. He wants to brainwash every female teenage Muggle into thinking that sparkly vampires & shapeshifting werewolves are real... then he sits back & watches them go insane & dump their boyfriends because they're not vampires or make out with their dog because he reminded her of Jacob. Stephanie Meyer? The Dark Lord placed her under the Imperius Curse & made her write those evil books to do all this. But unfortunately for him, the fans of Harry Potter all around the world are fighting back! We must work together to ruin the Dark Lord's plan & save his victims before it's too late!!!

#172 - Dec 23, 2010 09:00 AM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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Why would you do that? VAMPIRES DON'T EXIST! Get a life. Read Harry Potter. Hey, check out MLIA too. Twihards are just stupid.

#173 - Dec 30, 2010 02:09 PM by HarryPotterIsBetter93
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you are...stupid

#174 - Jan 12, 2011 01:48 AM by samiraparsa
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@Dee hahaha sounds like the perfect snow day :) :) @annon uh wow i....i dont even no what 2 say....if youre that shallow....then u did him a favor by dumping him....not to b rude but its true

#175 - Jan 12, 2011 07:56 AM by HermioneBeatsBellaAlways
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I cannot believe that you actually broke up with him because of THAT!

#176 - Jan 16, 2011 07:12 PM by HarryPotterGal13
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geez you don't deserves anyone if your going to dump a lucky bastard just for not turnng ou into a FICTIONAL MONSTER.

#177 - Jan 23, 2011 02:53 PM by WeasleyIsOurKing5
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@FredWeasleyFOREVER: Ah yes, very true, thanks for pointing that out.

#178 - Jan 26, 2011 02:50 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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@GiveUsBackCedric: First of all, I love your username :) Secondly, I'm afraid it might be too late for some of these brainless Muggles. I don't think we can save them now.

#179 - Jan 29, 2011 10:58 PM by HarryPotterIsOurKing
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u are kind of an idiot, original poster, just sayin...

#180 - Jan 30, 2011 04:21 PM by Ariel+HP
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...And you didn't dump him because he bit you in the first place...?

#181 - Jan 30, 2011 11:12 PM by Penworthy
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@HarryPotterIsOurKing: Thanks! I love yours, too! And yes, that's very true... such a tragedy. But still, there's probably some of these Muggles that can still be saved, whose brains have not yet shut down from all this crap they read!

#182 - Jan 31, 2011 02:25 PM by GiveUsBackCedric!
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@AlbinoCrow Slash Fanfiction is written better than Twilight.

#183 - Feb 5, 2011 09:44 AM by NinjaDinosaurGirl
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HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU???????????? SPARKLING VAMPIRE/FAIRIES DON'T EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SO STUPID. I know wizards don't exist, but I don't think if someone waves a stick at me I've become a wizard. You should be locked up in a mental institution.

#184 - Feb 5, 2011 02:43 PM by Ginny Weasly Is Me
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Oh no! You mean you weren't dating a peado creepy stalker! Wow, good on you for dumping him. Although you could have just AK'd him.

#185 - Feb 20, 2011 02:04 PM by Ice_Queen
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D: that's horrid D: I'm sorry but that is mean!! You do know that there is no suc thing as a vampire right?i am still in shock!

#186 - Mar 6, 2011 09:28 PM by expelliarmusgurl
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Wow.... Twilight used to be fine before the movies. Now, well, I am officially disturbed by what has happened to people. And no, I am not a huge harry potter fan. Just stating facts. If this is real.... O.o

#187 - Mar 7, 2011 04:47 PM by books8chocolate
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This is one of the more creepier posts I'v seen on this site, and I don't think this was a good use of internet space. My Life Is Twilight shouldn't be about proving whether or not Twilight is better than Harry potter or vise-versa. It's about talking about cool stuff that has happened to you that is Twilight related. I like both book series and I think it petty and stupid to keep fighting the way that all you people do. Don't get me wrong I love the books, but because I like both it is so annoying watching everyone get defensive when all they are, are books and movies. Neither is better, although it is a little weird when anyone obsesses over a book, no matter what book it is.

#188 - Apr 8, 2011 04:47 PM by whycantwealljustgetalong?
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I'm glad you dumped him! He deserves better than some shallow girl who loves a fictional vampire over her real boyfriend.

#189 - May 23, 7635 01:07 PM by HermioneBeatsBellaAlways
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You guys should stop being rude. Even thought what this girl did seems stupid, that doesn't give you the right to go and be mean. I'm pretty sure that all of you Harry Potter fanatics out there own a MLIA aacount, and probably post things up there, or on your Harry Potter sights that are stupid, and idiotic too. If you don't like twilight, then why in the world would you go through the trouble of making a twilight account? Is your self-esteem that low that you have to go and put down twilight fans?? I don't think that J.K. Rowling would like that very much. And, you are violating internet rules. It is actually illegal to bully someone over the internet. They usually call it Cyber Bullying. This girl may actually have real problems, and you guys are just being rude. Before you go and tell other people on here that Twilight sucks, just remember that it's just a book, and a movie. So what if people like it? You are showing just how immature you are, and you disgrace Harry Potter's name by doing that. By stooping so low, that you have to make fun of others hobbies, even if they aren't to realistic. Because NEWS FLASH, neither are yours. There is NO Hogwarts, or Quidditch, or Ron Weasly. Sorry. So, just take you and your snotty arses off of this site, unless you are a TWILIGHT FAN. No one wants you on here if you are just going to shoot them down. Oh and by the way, it says in the rules for adding a comment on this website "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." Maybe you guys should try following that. (:

#190 - Jun 15, 2011 12:01 PM by saraeatsrainbows
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What a lucky guy...

#191 - Jun 27, 2011 07:55 PM by SilenceYouMuggles
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Best thing to ever happen to him.

#192 - May 23, 1316 01:09 PM by NormalPerson
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saraeatsrainbows: Us Potterheads come onto this site because it is open to the public. If you don't want us on here, you should have a rule made that says anyone with a username that has anything to do with Harry Potter or anti-Tw*l*ght should not be allowed on this site. I think it would be obvious. Muggles these days...

#193 - Jul 28, 2011 01:40 PM by GryffindorGal
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over obsessed much?!

#194 - Aug 1, 2011 08:28 AM by sonic the hedgeohg
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????

#195 - Aug 29, 2011 04:13 PM by hp4eva22
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@94 There was a MLIHP a LONG time before this one.

#196 - May 23, 1939 01:18 PM by DinoNuggets
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he really just wants your cock

#197 - Jan 6, 2012 07:16 AM by zackbepimpin
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I reported saraeatsrainbows because i found her language, tone and attitude offensive. Potterhead community, do you know how PROUD i am of each and everyone of you as i scroll down this page reading the comments. These simple minded children can enjoy twilight. We cannot hear them over our theme park and five star ratings...

#198 - Jan 7, 2012 02:39 PM by Mrs_longbottom
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You're a fucking idiot. Clearly he deserves better than you.

#199 - Jan 23, 2012 06:29 AM by Twilight's_an_abomination
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Did it ever occur to you that maybe he's off somewhere right now dancing with joy at finally getting rid of his stupid, over-obsessive girlfriend? Or are you just like Bella? Too self-centered to realize that not everyone finds you adorable and amazing?

#200 - May 23, 8222 01:27 PM by TwilightSagaSucks
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#200 Man I wish the comments had thumbs-ups. Anyway, the thing that bothered you wasn't that he bit you... but that you didn't turn into a vampire (or in your world, a sparkling, blood sucking fairy that goes by "vampire"). I can't be the only one that finds this really messed up. ~Nightmare~

#201 - May 6, 2012 05:26 PM by ThisWebsite=NightmareFuel
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Good luck finding another boyfriend. You know what? Don't even try to find someone else. You'll just dump them.

#202 - Aug 15, 2012 08:28 PM by Twilighthater42
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