Today, my ex-boyfriend threw my Twilight book across the room. He was still my boyfriend before that. MLIT
I get the feeling you left out what made him throw the book.
Suicide is the only answer.
wow thats kind of harsh dont u think im not a twilight hater but thats just cold
Awesome dude. I think you should proabably explain WHY he threw it, though.
Throw it? Why didn't he just use it for kindling?
Wow. What's his number? I'd love to hit it up. ;)
1) why did he throw it?
2) He was right.
Yay! I don't really care why he threw it, it could have pissed him off that he was dating a Twihard or maybe there was a fly in the room that he was trying to hit with the book... Either way at least now he knows what to *not* look for in a girlfriend
congrats on being a shallow bitch towards him. I don't like throwing books or burning them..BUT TWILIGHT MADE AN EPIC BONFIRE FOR CAMPING LAST WEEKEND!!
lol thats a bit shallow to be honest
Its for the best. Obviously you're not ready to be in any relationship. : ) Take your time.
You are a bitch. You broke up with your boyfriend because he threw a book? YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID! I'm glad you broke up with him, he deserves better than you you shallow whore.
i think hes pretty awesome have him call me.
Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right!
NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!
can I have his number? :)
LMAO oh no! the sacred book. go buy another one you freak.
why would you break up with your boyfriend because of that? you idiot..
did you break up with him because he threw twilight at you?! LMFAO
So he's now single? Can I have his number, I'm planning on a book burning and i need a date...
bitch guys get stressed leave him alone!!!!
You dumped you boyfriend over a book?
A fictional book.
About sparkling vampires.
Sad, sad girl.
You Idiot
that is probably the most caring and responsible boyfriend in the world, doing something like that for you. I think that the good done by trying to rid you of that horror outweighs the small monetary cost of a few hundred pieces of misused paper.
OLOL.
Thankgod. You saved him from a horrid relationship : >
Should've thrown the damn book at you. You're probably the kind of person where if your house is burning down, you'd save those FICTIONAL books first.
fuck you, you dont deserve to be alive, or to have ever had a relationship. and BTW that guys a champ.
Man i have so much respect for him, for putting up with a useless cunt like you;)
Well, he's lucky. At least he's not dating a Twitard anymore. :D
Good on the boyfriend. He can be mine. Now he no longer has to put up with you.
It's probably a good thing you're not in a relationship anymore, please keep it that way, for the love of god we do NOT need you reproducing now or anytime. And in the mean time your now ex-boyfriend can date girls who, even if they under went a hemispherectomy would still have more intelligence then you.
Wait, did you break u with him because of *that*? Really?
Good on him, now he doesn't have to deal with a moron who apparently adores a fictional character and a waste of pages more than a living, breathing person. You don't deserve a boyfriend if you break up with someone over something this stupid. Get a life. He should have thrown it in the FURNACE, not across the room.
WOW. good 4 him. he is way 2 good 4 u.
Oh noes, another Twilight overobsessed fangirl nerd!!
Goyle: We hate nerds!
Crabbe: And girls!
Goyle: Present your arm, nerd! INDIAN BURN HEX!
DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?!?
(1). I'd had him call me if I weren't into a happy, TWILIGHT-FREE relationship already. WITH A REAL HUMAN, not some sparkly faggot.
"Today, my ex-boyfriend threw my copy of a really shitty book across the room. He was a really great boyfriend, but I'm not too intelligent, so I broke up with him. Now I'm destined to be a crazy cat woman."
I'm glad you broke up with him, he deserved more than you. Carry on with this please, because if you have no boyfriend, you won't be spreading your fangirl genes any longer.
Are you proud of this. . ? That's so lame that you would choose a fictional, sparkly, unattractive vampire over your caring, loving, and REAL boyfriend. Besides, you wouldn't have even HAD your stupid Edward Cullen if Voldemort wouldn't have changed him into a vampire and making everyone think he killed him in Goblet of Fire.
TWILIGHT SHOULD DIE! HARRY POTTER DOMINATES!
I am thinking about burning my copies of twilight, new moon, eclipse, AND breaking dawn. . . . . if I cannot sell them first.
well to be honest, he could do so much better
Good God. THAT is why you broke up with him? Your work makes me sad.
What a cool guy, I'd go gay for him :P
thats really stupid, wow get a life. i lost my dead husband in a knife fight, he was trying to take the last donut though, get yo reasun straight.
Wow, thats a stupid way to lose your boyfriend.
She's going to die alone if she keeps this up.
Wow, you bitch. I bet he is better of without you, if you really take priority in a shitty book over your boyfriend. That is just disgusting.
maybe it's for the best that he's not with you anymore, if you break up with him just cauz he threw a book. sure, you can be pissed off but breaking up with him is a bit of a big leap.
I SERIOUSLY think he's better without you
don't listen to them i would have done the same x
my step dad tried to take my breaking dawn book x
lets just say after i kicked him in a place tht hurts he won't be trying that again x
i got my book back zx
Wow, that's more pathetic that Justin Bieber.
..which is why he threw it.
....this. is. pathetic....
... GIVE ME AN R!
R
GIVE ME A U!
U
GIVE ME A serious?
SERIOUS..
Successful troll is successful.
I'll take him. No, not really, but I already like him a whole lot more than you.
I feel depressed in our generation because you BROKE UP WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR A BOOK. How could you? T_T I don't know you but... I'm sure that he loved you. How could you trade away love for a book?
*sighs*
what has become of the world? do yourself a favour honey and throw away that twilight book
He is so much better off without you. Now he can find an actual woman who values human beings more than a sub-par novel written for lonely teens.
really? REALLY? that's just wrong...
Dear Jesus, I love books too, but if my boyfriend threw all four copies of 'Tunnels' Across the room, I wouldn't be mad. I'd be like "WTF is you problem?"..But you did one good thing, you free'd him from being in a shallow relationship with a shallow bitch such as yourself. Please, don't ever reproduce. EVER.
i threw my twilight books before...into a fire. thats shallow dude. even if someone threw my harry potter books i wouldnt break up with them.
have fun living alone for the rest of your life.
don't listen to them i would have done the same x my step dad tried to take my breaking dawn book x lets just say after i kicked him in a place tht hurts he won't be trying that again x i got my book back zx
if i was your step dad I would have slapped you in the mouth and told that this is my house you'll live by my rules and that this book is all about sex bad little monster bad
wow you really are bitch didnt think people like you actually existed i cant wait for buffy to stake your precious edward
Oh my. Well, at least he'll be much better off without you. :)
Hmmm, since your single, maybe it would be a good idea to fall into fantasy land so you can date your precious Edward!!!!!
And a hero, whos destiny was to slay the Twitards, was born.
You dumped because of that?! Wow. Try reading MyLifeIsAverage.com. You might just throw your computer out the window after you read some of those stories about Twilight. Have.. A.. Nice.. Day..! Peace, Love, and Christ!
"speak your miind but please try and be respectful" my assssssssss.
okay i hate twilight, that guy deserved better than that. that book is the one that deserved the throw. maybe pay more attention to people? yeah?
That's shallow. Even if someone threw my Harry Potter books, I wouldn't get that pissed.
Its a shame he missed your head.
Jesus he's lucky he deserves so much better than you....I only wish that that was YOU he had thrown across the room
Your boyfriend gives me hope for the future.
Well he did have a good reason for breaking up with you...
He was apparently a very smart man.
Now if he threw it at you, breaking up would be acceptable. That would be domestic violence. But since he didn't, the explanation would be that he was simply releasing stress and anger on the most worthless object he could find, in which case he was just in his doing. Did he damage anything? Ilf so, then it was still wrong for you to dump him. If you have any rebuttles asking me what I know about relationships, since I probably still live with my mother, I will tell you now that I do still live with my mother. Because I'm 12.
What the fuck..... Death, slow and painful, is the answer for you.
*Thrall* Domestic violence, my ass. She is an obsessed Twihard, who puts a book in front of her relationship. She deserves it. It's called 'corporal punishment'. Heard of it? Or did your liberal ass family just let you off easily?
How shallow can a person be? You broke up with your boyfriend just because he threw a book? And I bet you think that was clever and funny because it was a Twilight book. You don't joke around like that when you're dealing with a relationship. Obviously you are not mature enough to be in one, so I guess it actually worked out for the best. I would never, ever put something so trivial as a book before the people who are special to me. Hopefully now he can go out and find someone who is more mature and sane than you are.
You dumped him because he threw a book. A Twilight book no less. He did you a favour, although it would've been more effective if he'd thrown it into a fire. Or a shredder. Or both. And then you break up with him. All I can say is I bet he's glad to be out of a relationship where he has to vie for your attention with a SPARKLY 'vampire' (fairy) or a shapeshifting wolf.
Can I have that boy's number? Pretty please. I'll get you a rocketship. And Hermione Granger. lol jks she's mine. ALL TOGETHER NOW;
Stephanie can't write, Stephanie can't write, Stephanie cannot write! She only reads books and she cannot write even if she's reading a How to Write book!
The post above me wins. Although I'd call her "Meyers"... She's not my friend, so last name usage is appropriate. "Meyers can't write... Meyers can't write..."
Why did your boyfriend thow your AMAZING copy of Twilight at you? I'm NOT a Hater for Twilight. I LOVE Twilight A lOT!! So, I'm not being sarcastic, either. So, I'm mad at your X-Boyfriend for doing that to you. I'm also glad you dumped him! :)
He's not allowed to throw Twilight at you... or ANY of the books! OR movies! My cousin tried to rip Breaking Dawn apart because he was mad at me. So, I did Judu on him. He had a bruise on his knee IMMEDIATLY! All because he tried to DESTROY Breading Dawn! Haha! :)
TEAM EDWARD!!!!!
OTD (and exclamation points)- Amazing and the Twi-fail series do not belong in the same sentence. You are one of those people who don't seem to realize OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT OPINIONS AND NOT EVERYONE IS OBSESSED WITH THE ALMIGHTY SERIES OF FAIL!!!! Sorry I had to shout, but you seem not to get it. TEAM TAZER!!!!
wow.your such an idiot if you broke up with your boyfriend over that.what's his number? i'd like to call him somtime become best friends with him cause this site is DUMB.i remember the first time i through a twilight book... into the bonfire! i wouldnt break up with my boyfriend if he through my twilight books.no i would go pick the books up whack him on the head with them lightly and move on. get a life you idiot.TEAM BLACK! SIRUIS BLACK!!!!!! MY LIFE IS NOT TWILIGHT.
Good on him. I can't believe you just left him for a creep dressed up as a discoball, who likes watching young girls sleep and forcing them into abusive relationships. I hope that the book hit you, in his obvious attempt to knock some sense into you. You keep telling them, HP fans and MLIAers, we'll get through to them eventually.
Team Pikachu!
Good on him. I can't believe you just left him for a creep dressed up as a discoball, who likes watching young girls sleep and forcing them into abusive relationships. I hope that the book hit you, in his obvious attempt to knock some sense into you. You keep telling them, HP fans and MLIAers, we'll get through to them eventually.
Team Pikachu!
Dude, that is cold. You need to call him and apologize right now. Actually, never mind, he's better off w/o you.
He's awesome. I would never approve of throwing or burning books, but Twilight is an exception to that rule. I mean, I even respect textbooks more. Well, I actually like learning and all, but I mean still, it's just not worth it. Twilight isn't worth the money, or the time, or anything.
your boyfriend is a smart man.
Seriously? How can anybody hate on this? If my boyfriend threw ANYTHING of mine across the room that would piss me off across the room then I'd dump his ass, too. Dang, get a life.
Your boyfriend rocks!!! I wish he was mine.
He deserved better anyway.
next time you see him, give him a high five for me please
bahaha. i love you, potter fans :) you make this site so much less sickening
Somehow this doesn't surprise me... It's what the obsessive Twi-hards do. I'd like to know, OP, was the book damaged after he threw it? Did it cause any damage at all to the book? If the answer is no, you are a sad, sad little girl & he deserves better than you (I'd suggest he go out with a Harry Potter fangirl next, they're actually sane)
Can I please date him?? Haha.. I am a harry potter fan girl and I am sane ;) I love you all fellow HP fans and ur totally awesome usernames... And that was the worst reason to dump a guy, I pity him. Poor guy... You are an animal I hope ur precious little sparkling fairy edward will never let you live it down. But oh wait that can't happen cuz hes not real.
Oh boyyy. Maybe you should have kept him because it's going to be kinda hard to find a guy that will date a Twitard in the first place...
Wow, what a boy. Keeping all that anger, and fury and disgrace inside him. I admire his restraint for throwing your T****ght Books. If I was him I would've thrown them a long time ago. TEAM CEDRIC DIGGORY BEFORE VOLDEMORT KILLED AND CHANGED HIM INTO A SPARKLEY VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HARRY POTTER!
Biggest loser going at the moment. You are pathetic. Even if I did actually enjoy twilight, I would never break up with my boyfriend over something so stupid. Before you even THINK about getting another boyfriend, try and understand what means more. A FICTIONAL book, with stupid sparkly characters, or those in the real world who can actually love and care for you. MLIA.
mylifeisaverage.com
I'm so glad he threw it. If only he had thrown it at you. What a shame he wasted time with you. MLIA FOREVER!!
Twilight is worth less than dirt. If you build a house out of it, it's actually fun to see it get blown up by a creeper.
You know, I don't normally condone burning books, but... Well, needless to say, that New Moon book made a great starter for my bonfire last night.
Haha teamidontgiveacrap, both of your comments there just cracked me up. And yay! Let's throw a vampire-bonfire party!!! That'd be fun!
^ Indeed it would! Except isn't the whole purpose of our plan to safely contain the sparklepyres? It'd defeat the entire purpose to burn them afterwards... Unless if you're talking about using actual vampires, in which case, yeah, we can do that!
^ Or because you're a Ravenclaw. Your choice.
^ Yay, you're average! I can't think of anyone that WOULDN'T choose being awesome.
^ Ok, then how about you're normal? Or by average, you could mean the MLIA kind of average, which is almost synonymous to awesome.
^ Well, it originally contained stories about the average things that happen in people's lives, then somewhere in its timeline, people started posting stories about things that are awesome (and truthfully, anything but average) in their lives. The title stayed the same, though, so it's still My Life is Average. You're right, though, about it being an awesome site!
^ Ah. Well yeah, it is a pretty cool website. Although, a couple of friends & I have agreed that it's gotten a bit too repetitive lately, which takes away some of its awesomeness :(
Yep :( Oh well, most (if not all) popular websites have to crash & burn eventually...
^ Indeed it would. Except that would probably involve the computers of anyone on the website at the time catching on fire... Which would be awesome, but that wouldn't be too good for us. Or it. Or our houses.
Alright, so I'm gonna help you search for an Occlumens now!
Attention anyone reading this, if you are or know anyone who is an Occlumens, can you please go/send them to the #2 Top Story here (about the U.S. Department of Magical Affairs)? As you can see if you read the comments there, we are need of an Occlumens to carry out our plans, so any help would be much appreciated :)
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
every basher on this site is a hero. you have all made my day and for a different reference "HERO!"
your ex bf is so smart. tell him to date a harrry p. fan.
tsk. tsk. should of BURNED the book...
Im gonna need a name... I'm single and he would be perfect...
Wait, does he read Harry Potter and MLIA? BONUS!
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