Today I went to go see NEW MOON, when Edward took of his shirt the only thing I noticed was that his right nipple seemed bigger than his left nipple. MLIT

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I totally noticed that straight away as well!! I said (out loud) What is wrong with his nipples!! the whole row I was sitting at hushed me lol

OMG THE ONLY THING I NOTICED WAS HOW HARD I WAS, I JERKED IT RIGHT THEN AND THERE!!!!!!

i noticed that too!! its so gross because you see Jacob's AMAZING chest and then Edwards is all pasty and white and deformed

I took my siblings to see the movie, and my brother whispered "Edward's nipple is bigger then the other-" and I said "Shhh! he's perfect!" -fml

his nipples are PERFECT! and jacob is repulsive, like vomit there and then in the middle of teh cinema repulsive, edward is a god, a beautiful angelic god, that i should have for my husband :'( xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxMLIE!!!!!! (my life is edward) xxxxxxxxxx

Dude. You can't be watching Taylor Lautner shirtless the whole movie and then put him next to Rob. It's like chocolate cake compared to lima beans.

no its like jacob- utter repulsness then edward- fucking angelic god!!!! (L) i am just in love ...

Oh dear god robertforever I seriously hope your being ironic, because if not you should probably seek some mental help.

You know... I don't think robertforever is being ironic or sarcastic... *sniffle* I think I'm going to cry because that is so pathetic. Though I suppose it's (barely) better than the TwiMoms that go crazy for Taylor Lautner... I mean, he's underage peoples! Get that through your thick skulls (please)

dear robertforever...DIE IN A FIRE NOW :)

Excuse me, but as a different perspective on this subject, YOU SHOULD ALL BE WACKED IN THE HEAD WITH YOUR OWN COPIES OF NEW MOON. .....Then you might come to your senses.

they also had to paint edwards abs on. LAME

wow these nipple faggots need to die. NOW.

these twilight haters need to just leave. if you "hate" twilight and your on this site, that means your life is twilight too you losers

Congradulations...

Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right! NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!

our lives our not twilight, edwardismine (you sick muggle). we are just working to take the twihards down from the inside. like the death eaters infiltrating the ministry.

i saw that too. That is so messed up! His body is deformed enough as it is. Team Jacob all the way!

P.S. - love u bookwork! HP RULES TW*L*GHT!!!!!

edward is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen in my life. *throws up* now cedric diggory on the other hand.. you muggles are absolutely insane.

Yea I see it, but in photos they look good. If you saw in the movie the shirts are lacerated in the same place where is his nipple so I have a theory, that maybe they wanted to do that his heart is broke when he realize that she is dead. ps. Sorry for English.

That's what a boy in my class said and all of us are like, "Uh...no we didn't notice..."

Really? I noticed his abs looked like they were drawn on with crayon by a three year old. Seriously, what was wrong with them!?

Edward/ Robert Pattinson is the greatest man alive. He is perfect and everyone who thinks otherwise should keep it to themselves.

inlovewithedward- he is not the greatest man alive!! what the hell has he done for anybody? absolutely nothing! you daft cow.

rofl ^ "daft cow" so amazing

daft cow... hmmm you know, this is not making Twilight lovers like HP any more....

bookwork_13: you are my hero. To the filthy muggle twilight fans: Twilight sucks, HP rules and you guys can jump off a bridge! :D

MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT...HATING. OLOL. OMG Edward's imperfect?! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

What in the world is wrong with you muggles? Oh and, Bookwork_13 and SlytherinRocks, you're both my heros. :)

teehee, pepperonii nipples

if my life was twilight i would probably kill myself. MLIW biotches.

YOU ARE MY HERO.

lolwin

Haha, I remeber turning to my friend when that happened. "What's wrong with his nipple?" "What?" "One nipple is bigger than the other." She turned to the screen and promptly started laughing.

I just screamed and shielded my eyes. Along with about fifty other people. Muhahahahahaha.

Funniest nipples ever. I don't think I've ever been quite so repulsed by a shirtless guy. Honestly, I think I'd rather see Wormtail shirtless than him, and that's seriously saying something.

Thank you, my nightmares will now be plagued with "Wormtail Gone Wild!!!" >_< I screamed and covered my eyes like I was in some kind horror movie (...nvm.) Then all I hear beside me is "WTF is up with his nipple!?" So naturally I had to look. BIG MISTAKE.

I didn't notice it when I watched it. and now im gonna have wormtail nightmares too! *shudders*

lol he looked like a little nerdy boy

Lol, all Twilight is~ pedophile wars and screwed up nipples. I can see why you people love it so much :)

Haha lol I didnt realize that but I realized his pants were down very low

Ya'll...Edward is NOT REAL. Shut up about him! Seriously! This is unhealthy!!

Oh good lord, I cannot believe that you twits actually find it meningful in the slightest to post how pathetically obsessed you are about a vampire who bloody SPARKLES! Dracula forever.

That was the first thing I noticed, too! I yelled "Oh my gosh. Robert Pattinson needs to superglue his shirt to his body so we never have to see that again..." and the whole theater laughed :]

@REALITY_CHECK I agree, I mean, all us girl look up to a necrophiliac for advice and guidance of the most random and stupid shit, right? No. No we don't. And I bet you if BBQ, Sparkles, and Pants all said breathing was 'uncool' 3/4 of the female population would die.

finally. a sane post. i like you. =)

oh and by the way, a guy who does what he did to Bella's girl is simply horrible. how can you guys actually think he's perfect?! he's like a rapist. Seriously...

gayforEdward scares me...

Thanks to this post I snorted my milk up through my nose. Thanks...(aka this is hilarious!!! :-) )

y i meen come on i dont even notice stuff like tht and i ussually noticed everything i meen its weird

Erm... ew much?

ahahaha...i noticed that too, except i turned to my friend (who was REALLY obsessed) and was like..dude, why did you bite off his nipple?

um, excuse me, but its his LEFT nipple that is saddly disfigured. that is all.

This post is Chuck Norris approved.

I have to admit, I like the book series, Team Edward for the books, but TEAM POTTER ALL THE WAY BECAUSE EDWARD (AKA ROBERT) WAS FUGLY.

I agree w/ YOUPEOPLEAREFLAME! Robert=disgusting. i mean seriously, you have to b derranged to call that painted on pastiness angelic, hot, or even remotely appealing.

I think he may have an infected nipple - not a nice sight.

hahaha thats kinda sad! lol

That's... kinda awkward. I can just imagine the millions of fangirls doing nothing that entire scene but staring at Pattinson's chest and comparing one to the other.

ok um creeper!!!!!!

TEAM POTTER!!! EDWARD IS A CREEPY, PEDOPHILE STALKER. I WOULD JUST LIKE TO TELL EVERYONE THAT THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS ARE NOT REAL!!!! robertforever, you just have problems. Cedric Diggory, on the other hand, is a particularly good finder. FIND!!!!!!

haha at that chick who said edward has perfect nipples XD that's just ridiculous :P

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I noticed that too! I'm Team Jacob and I have been.

Edward = sad 109 stalker that likes watching 18 year old girls sleep

i know!!!! his chest is gross. it is pasty,deformed,and hairy. speaking of hairy. these stupid harry potter fans need to GET THE HELL OFF MLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if they hate it SO much why r they on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's a normal human being after all...lol

Yeah! I totally saw that to! All the people in the cinema just screamed, but the only thing I could do, was to stare at the crazy nipple Oo

NIPPS OF DEATH

JACOB IS HOT THATS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL EVERY FUCKING DUMPSTER FACE LOVING ROBERT PATTINSON FANS. YEH HES A VAMPIRE BUT A VAMPIRE CANT TO INTO A WOLF AND EAT PEOPLE THEN TURN RIGHT BACK INTO A HOT GUY WITH AN EIGHT PACK

Haha... here's the difference between you and me... When I went and Edward took his shirt off my gag reflexes kicked in and I yelled "What Have You Done to Cedric?!??!?!" The Entire Theatre Laughed... I guess we all hate Twilight Team Tyler's Van... Because if Edward Doesn't Regret Saving Bella, We Do!

LOL the only thing i noticed is his stomache jiggle.

when his shirt was off, i only saw how fake his abs were!

^haha thats all that i saw too. &' i remember watching the 4th harry potter and i didnt mind cedric because robert pattinson didnt look like a druggie then but now when i see him im like "what has twilight done to him!"

#76 I agree he was a hottie back then....now he's scary looking

Yes, his right nipples is roughly the size of a grapefriut

when i say new moon at the midnight showing everyone swooned and screamed every time they saw jacob so they were anticipating Edwards shirtless scene. When he started taking off his shirt the whole theater went WOO------UGH! LOL! LOL! LOL!

I cried myself to sleep that night. The memory of Edward taking off his shirt traumatized me. I asked my sister to obliviate my memory.

His left nipple looked like it was bit off by a bever. just saying

Assuming you actually survived the sight of his manboobs....

Go read Harry Potter now. Before all of you go crazy!

Thank you for that observation, but where is the part that doesn't creep me out a little.

Today I went to go see NEW MOON, when Edward took of his pants the only thing I noticed was that his penis seemed smaller than his female genitalia.

Today I went to go see NEW MOON, when Edward took of his pants the only thing I noticed was that his penis seemed smaller than his female genitalia.

People who hate HP fans insist on berating us for joining this site--we do it to have a laugh at the Muggles. Harry Potter is Magical...

Team_Harry_Potter- he has a penis? I never noticed...

When I went to New Moon as soon as Jacob took off his shirt everyone gasped and ooh'd and aah'd but when Edward took off his everyone just sat there silently. He looked disgusting.

Team Edward? Team Jacob? NO TEAM HARRY!!!!!!! MLINT. MLIHP

When I saw Eclipse a few weeks ago, all I noticed when Jacob went shirtless is that he has incredibly minuscule nipples...

OMG LOL! I thought the exact same thing!!! The first thing I said when I came out was, "Why are his nipples purple....?"

What's with the number of trolls on here?

These Muggles suck royal hippogriffs. No wonder they actually pay attention to fairies that do not even exist - and they don't accept the fact that Magic exists. Too bad Voldemort died, I'm sure everyone would accept him as a God if he Avada Kedavra'd all these stupid Muggles.

lol

I really thought I was the only one that noticed that hahaha! but its because he has more hair on that nipple hahaha!

lol he makes me feel sick :( so dose jacob infact so dose twilight all together :(

LMAO hahahahahahaha. i am on this site because i am bored i clicked on the top 100 and so far ALL of them are saying how twilight is shockingly bad

Um okay to Robertforever first off you have it all backwards JAcob is super hot and would never leave Bella, Jacob protected her in her time of need, which she is always needy. And another thing what kind of guys body sparkles?

Okay, now I want to see New Moon xDD or should I just google a picture for laughs?

this made me laugh xD

@robertforever- Please stop plagueing the world with your stupidity.

@trollolololol- Win.

i love how MLIA has taken over this site..

All you people obsessing over his mismatched nipples are prats, and all people who enjoy Twilight for that matter. MLIA has taken over! BE AVERAGE, NOT FREAKISH! MLITAFT ( My life is too average for Twilight)

You know, I think Edward alone makes up at least 50% of Twilight's suckishness. A one hundred-and-something year old sparkly "vampire" who watches Bella sleep & is the worst, most abusive, boyfriend ever. And not only does he not have fangs, which every other vampire in fiction has, but does he turn to ashes in the sunlight? No! He just SPARKLES!! He's a fake! He's faker than fake! I wonder why no one's tried driving a stake through his heart yet... Cause even if he WASN'T a vampire (which he's not), that'd probably still kill him

Wow, one nipple is bigger than the other, they're both purple, AND he sparkles. What a dork.

A 100 year old who *magically* stays 17 forever dating a seventeen/sixteen year old minor? Stephanie Meyer, what are you saying? That ot's perfectly OK to date a man who's practically a century older than you? I'm happy you had sons, because if you had daughters...

Edward without a shirt is disgusting.... 0.0

Its called Pepperoni Nipple, and just seeing him with his shirt off made me want to hurl.

When I saw New Moon I was grossed out 2. Not because of the nipple thing but because it was twilight

You are my hero, HarryandRon^

Excellent! Way to notice the suckiness

I can't believe that so many people actually had the stomache to look at him shirtless long enough to notice his deformed nipples.

Robertforever makes me want to kill myself. I wouldnt say no to Jacob. I would say no to that pasty sparkly corpse.

@ didireallyjustsignupfml: you should've told your brother that he's right, and that Edward Cullen's nipple was bigger than his other one. Not, "sh, he's perfect. because he's not. If you call stalking and abusive perfect than that's crazy.

By the way; A-CHUCKA NORRIS! Please write back if you understand what this means.

Nipple size does not matter to .Dumbledore. The only .important thing i.s the s.ize of .your hear.t... and to some. extent .your dickk .as DUmbl.edore is gay.. A g.e.nius.,. b.u.t. .g.ay.

so true im sorry but most people think he is sooo hot but personaly i think he is a creepy nippled sparkling blood sucking ugly guy. and a real men dont sparkle they howl at the moon. Jlit, teamjacob

omg SO TRUE!!!! i dont like twilight but i saw the movie and went apeshit in the movie theatre about it!!!!

Do you want to kill the sparklepyres? If so, go to the place teamidontgiveacrap listed in #119.

^ Well, you can't really KILL the sparklepyres, considering they're actually dead. But we CAN lock them up forever in the booby-trapped Gringotts vaults! Anyone wanna do that? Anyone who does, please go to the place percyjackson & teamidontgiveacrap said!

ok Trollollollol wtf is up with ur post? What the hell does that have to do with anything??? and Edward is a GAY FAGGOT

@GiveUsBackCedric- I thought you were dead? Or was that post (#123) before you said you were a traitor?

Haha I love how the Harry Potter fans,mliaers, and ninjas have accounts on here!!! In all truth aren't we trying to help the future become a better place? Oh and for the people that ask why we have accounts it's because it really just makes our day when we get on here and read stories about all these people who need a life. For Narnia!!!!

Guys, they're coming back! The Twi-hards are coming back! They took down our posts! They are taking over this site again! We have to do something!!

It's ok! We can just regroup here. And about Bri...I think they deleted her because of her username containing "crap" in it. I noticed most of those accounts are missing. Maybe she will come back, and make a new account. I sure hope so. And maybe we can convince the others to join Facebook, and we can set up a group message thing there...I don't know. But I know this: We have to get out of here. I can already feel my skin crawl. And btw, they deleted the Magical Affairs post, so ALL OF OUR POSTS ARE GONE!!!!

Idk... I typed crap into the Advanced Search and got about 20 username results. Course, maybe they were only looking at OUR usernames & activity, since we're the only ones who comment here regularly. I warned her and TNT about this on our fanfic, but they haven't been on there in several days. I just hope that they (and Percy, too) come here and see this post. As for Facebook, that couldn't work, because Bri doesn't want to reveal any of her personal information to us. But I saw your link on that message on Facebook. Did you make that site yourself? If so, I'm really impressed! If not, whatever, we still have another site! We will be able to use it, right? If not, 3 of my friends gave me suggestions last night: IM, Google+ (when it's released, that is), and MLIHP (so obvious that I never thought of it).

And yes, they took down the entire post. All we have left to work with are our conversations on the baby names post (going to Jazadia's, learning Occlumency, and learning how to become an Animagus). Luckily, I have a pretty good memory, so hopefully, I'll be able to remember what all has happened so far, both for our story and our fanfic.

Yes, I made the site. Spent a couple hours last night. And I figured so much about Bri. I just thought maybe she'D make a Fake facebook under Bri. And, yeah. I hope you remember. Otherwise, we'll have to use the pensieve on you. Lol.

And I checked everyone else. Everyone is here but Bri. Even a strange person, and the Cheshire cat are here. The fake TNT is still here too. Gleh! What's going on?!

Nice!! And yeah, I guess that could happen. And haha don't worry, I'll remember. And yup, I already knew that. All you have to do is look at my GiveUsBackCedric! profile. Everyone in our story that still has an account (except the 3 that you said) has viewed that profile. By the way, random question: is the Cheshire Cat another one of your accounts? And I really hope they come back soon! It's been really lonely at the fanfic without them :(

my account got deleted too. but i made a new one, under the same name. i think the twits are getting pissed that we took over their site last time :) haha

^ Yep, I'd say that's the general idea XD But the question remains: Why did they suddenly decide to come back here?

Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

This website was practically abandoned for months—and you sure as hell wouldn't see that happen to AverageWizard. Just sayin'...

Hi, guys. Sorry, I didn't know about this.

Welcome back, Percy! Please see my comment on the baby names post.

I did, Fifth Marauder. And I already discovered the site. But when I commented, it said some like, "this comment is up for moderation".

my eye is twitching in desterbence O.e

GET OUT PLAY SPORTS GET A BF/GF p.s heres some advice get some friends!!!!

btw NEEEERRRRRD!!!!!!!

..... wow. nobody here is sane, except for the ones who wish to bring it down.

Ohmigod get a life! Your way too obsessed

MLIA AND DBPB FOREVER!!!

After reading this I looked out for it and noticed it too!! Still it's a nice nipple on an even nicer body :-)

Everyone here, go to: dazzlemethis.wordpress.com. It's a site reviewing the Twilight books, written by ScottieSummers, another user on this site. Please go there, whether you like Twilight or not.

CREEEEPPPYYYY!!!!

CREEEEPPPYYYY!!!!

You've GOT to be KIDDING ME!!! This is the crud you Twihards post about?!?

My boyfriend notcied that his eyebrows are uneven. NEEDS MORE TWILIGHT~!

That's because he's a dead inferi, you Twihards. And that thing you call a 'werewolf'? Yeah, that ain't a werewolf geniuses, it's an animangi. You want to see what an ACTUAL werewolf looks like, check out Remus Lupin or Firnir Greyback. And that 'werewolf' is a rip-off from HP! Ever heard of Sirius BLACK? Yeah, he turns into a giant dog as well, and rides a motorcycle. Why don't you Twihards just get a life?!?!?!

I just screamed and covered my eyes until the scary part was over so, obviously, I didn't notice that. If I did though, I wouldn't have made a freakin' POST about it. How does this even MAKE your life Tw*l*ght? I wouldn't make a post on average wizard saying that I noticed that Danielle Radcliffe has uneven ears. Seriously. And this made the #1 comment out of the 100 best. That. Is. Just. Sad. Most muggles have a strange way of life, yours is something I have never (and hoping I would never) see in my life. How does your slow, muggle, Twihard brain think? If, of course, you have one. (Which I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't)

@robertforever - troll. @REALITY_CHECK - troll. @InlovewithEdward - troll. @infiltration - troll. @SamanthaS.Slytherin - troll. @ElderWand - okay, that was hilarious. @harrypotter pwns twilight - troll. @trollolololol - big, hairy, mountain troll. @Team_Harry_Potter - troll. also, ewwwwwwwww. also, troll. @BookWorm_12 - troll. WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

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