The other day in Biology, were we working with microscopes. Suddenly feeling very goofy, I pushed the microscope to my lab partner and said, in my best Edward Cullen impression, "Hello, I'm sorry I haven't formally introduced myself. My name is Edward Cullen, and I think that's prophase." MLIT.
Hello, I'm sorry I haven't formally introduced myself. My name is Luna Lovegood, and I think that's a Wrackspurt flying out of your ear.
Hello, I'm sorry I haven't formally introduced myself. My name is Luna Lovegood, and I think that's a Wrackspurt flying out of your ear.
^^ Agreed. Or maybe he has one of those Dept. of Mysteries brains instead of a real one.
Ooh... I have no idea why that posted twice...
I bet your lab partner thought you were a nut.
Today, some weirdo introduced himself as another weirdo. I asked if I could switch partners.
Today, some freak introduced himself as Edward Cullen, so I introduced myself as Harry Potter and kicked his motherfucking ass. ^_^
When of course, it was anaphase. Silly vampire, Biology's for humans.
My name is Tom Riddle. If I ever hear you saying these words again, I will find a way to have you killed. I bet I could get Harry to find a way to revive me for a little bit, just so I could kick your twilight-loving ass.
Have a nice day now, y'hear?
Hello, I haven't formally introduced myself, but I'm not going to prove myself to be a flaming idiot by using Twilight for pick up lines, or even worse, making up these retarded stories to sound cool on an idiotic website.
Hello, get that micoscope out of my face you dirty bitch
thats funny:) im ganna learn about the phases of mitosis next month and me and my friend already planned to bother the teacher about a lil twi-play:D
he thinks its gayy and then gave me a detention for calling him gay
omg i did the same thing :)
Biology? What's biology? Do you mean Herbology? And vampires aren't something to mess around with, there very dangerous. Didn't you hear about what happened to Professor Quirrell when he was exposed to vampires? Poor bloke
Hello, I'm sorry I haven't formally introduced myself, but I'm Katniss Everdeen and I don't have to go to school because I can blow you and Edward's heads off with a bow and arrows :) If I were that kid I would kicked you between the legs and asked for a new partner because you need to be in a mental hospital ( BTW if you don't knw who katniss is, she's from the Hunger games...a book wayyyyy better that Twinklefart, or Twilight, whatever) :)
Hello, I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself. My name is Cedric Diggory, I have no idea where people are getting "Edward" from, and I FIND that to be prophase.
DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY!?!?
^^ So, Potter, back for another year at Hogwarts, are you? Maybe this year you’ll wise up and hang out with a higher caliber of wizard. [skip lots of dialogue here] Luckily, next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts! [skip a ton of stuff here] Pigfarts is oooonnnn Maaaarrrrs.
Hello, Hi, ya, sorry I don't think I introduced myself. I am a Harry Potter fan who finds it awesome to degrade and insult random people I know nothing about on a Twilight fansite!! Ha, isn't that awesome? Oh, and I also like to make crazy wrong and not to mention plain rude judgments about these people, just because they are into a book series I don't like. I can't get much cooler can I? OHH but wait, there is more! I also really love to contradict myself constantly because I think it's insanely stupid of these Twilight fans to be obsessed...but guess what?? I am so obsessed with Harry Potter too!! Wow! I think everyone should bow down to my wizard loving, disrespectful self! Do it! Now!
You should stop getting high off of Twilight fumes and go with much more Harry Potter! Did you know HP books actually have a PLOT? Sure does!! Potter is the way to go.
And then they introduce themselves as Lord Voldemort and Avada Kedavras you.
@MoonShoesPotter- Because Hufflepuff's are good finders :)
Annnddddd
@PigfartsPigfarts- I was going to post that xDD
MyLifeisHarryPotter FTW. MLIHP.com or MyLifeisHP.com
Why do HARRY POTTER fans come on here and diss twilight, i mean whats the point. they must have a sad sad life. :D
Comments #s 8,10,11,and 20 wat the fuck go fuck ur ass ok I dont give a shit that u guys are on here I know I could beat all u guys up in 1min. And for comment #16 y the fuck r u even on this page u no wat all u twi haters r fucking retards ass wholes end of story
Ohhh and FYI I already learned this stuff in 5th grade so that makes me smarter than twi haters and harry potter. 1(213)210-1826
Soo...if you're all HP lovers why on a Twilight website?
(Harry Potter forver!) :P
The correct order is... interphase, prophase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase, cytokinesis! I know something about mitosis!
Our science teacher just skipped over mitosis because she said it wasnt important. Oh wait i vowed not be mean again...darn.
@rockergirl- so did I and I'm a Twifag hater. Your statement is false and dumb........@AWolfAtHeart- Why? WHY you ask? Because we know that all the stupid people in this world, AKA Twifags, only exist to amuse us. We make fun of them why? Because it's funny. Why's it funny? Because every hate comment is true. So all the normal people of the world naturally gather around this fugly disgrace to mankind like vultures to a kill for our own amusment. Whacha gonna do about it?
@#1TwilightHater: You fail, like all the ppl who troll this site.
@OP: Whoohoo!!!! it's nice to see more male Twilight Fans. I should practice my Edward Cullen impression soon.
^Right, so all you can say to all the logic that has been thrown in your face is 'you fail'. Try again.
and it was at that moment you realized you will never get laid again
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