In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT
your a match maker too?! lol
haha. that's hilarious. :D That's be totally awesome if they did get together.
Funniest post by far. Hope it's true...that's too funny
LET THEM GO OUT WITH WHO THEY WANT TO GO OUT WITH!!! JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME OF A COUPLE IN A BOOK DOESN'T MEAN THEY WILL GET TOGETHER IN REAL LIFE!!! ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be honest; if I were one of them, I'd be creeped out.
After reading this post I sent it to all my twilight friends on facebooks. I would do the exact same.
Hope this is true!
i would do the same freaking thing!
Maybe you should concentrate on teaching them Biology instead of playing matchmaker to your sick obsessions. Kay?
YOU'RE A SICK FUCK!
A BLOOD TEST? A MOTHER FUCKING BLOOD TEST!
YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL!
Alas, a teacher that likes Twilight? The education system has gone to the dogs!
no. You need to leave the kids the hell alone and not push YOUR obsession onto them. That's just bloody WRONG, I hope you get your license to teach revoked for that BS
please let the kids be themselves you sound like a bad teacher
I agree with antiandproud. So funny. And that really is screwed up. They're teenagers! Let them go out with whoever they want!!
you are making those kids commit suicide. do yo ever think about how other people feel?
Lol. I thought adults were supposed to be mature.
Nice quote magicness. Oh, and you are a LOSER. A sick and twisted LOSER. I'm ashamed to say that I have read the-books-that-must-not-be-named.
Oh, I just realized that my comment sounded mean. I meant:
Nice quote magicness.
Oh, and WishIWasBellaSwan, you are a LOSER. A sick and twisted LOSER. I'm ashamed to say that I have read the-books-that-must-not-be-named.
You're not very mature for an adult...
Because, you know, ever girl's dream guy is an abusive, sparkling, dead pedophile- right? right!
NOT. Please get a life and stop ruining the future of humanity!
wow im so glad to know that there are teachers out there that care more about twilight than MOLDING THE NEXT GENERATION! get a fucking life and stay the hell out of those poor kids lifes!
Oh, just do a blood test, and we'll see if Ed runs off, then we'll MAKE Bella go out with him :) Just so he can eat her
you are a terrible teacher. i would cry if i had to sit in that class every day. why are you trying to manipulate their lives? you can't control who they go out with. let them be their own people, not your messed up book characters!!!!!
maybe you should keep them apart. the lord knows we don't need any more drama in the world.
What the fuck is your problem?
I never knew a teacher to be a matchmaker. :)
Stop harassing your poor students, ffs.
That's insanely creepy. I can only imagine what would happen if my 9th grade bio teacher tried to play matchmaker WITH HIS STUDENTS. God. Stop pushing your asinine infatuation on them.
wow. the things kids are being taught these days.
dude...that is soo dAMN creepy...seriously though...
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You should lose your liscence to teach. That is undue and concealed manipulation of student's private affairs!
Okay this is scary.. Poor, poor boy.. I am sure your friends stopped giving him love potion after that :)
Ummm, and you're a teacher...?
not funny. sad. creepy. pathetic. horrifying.
fail. your life is a fail.
You don't deserve to have that job.
thats borderline pedaphile
You are a horrible person, a horrible teacher and a ridiculous human being.
You can't play matchmaker with students just because you're freakishly obsessed with a sub-literate trash romance intended for eleven year olds.
well I guess it's a good thing you don't teach English, as you obviously have no taste in literature. creep.
That's disgusting. How flippin old are you??
If my teacher did that... I would threaten to kill myself until they change my schedule.
PS- If this is what you do to entertain yourself, please go die. KTHNXBAI
Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile.
I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life.
And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this.
Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.
wow. it's good to see that your "teaching" your students to completely ignore their education, become obbessed with that God-awful book, and make out with a boy, who has the same name as a fictional 108 year old virgin who displays 6 of the eight signs of being a sociopath, in the middle of your class. your life is not twilight. your life is a fail.
isnt that unsanitary??? and realy? are you so obssesed that you have to pair kids up like that and do a blood test. and wht if bella realy does faint or almost faint, it wouldnt realy be something worth trying. and no i dont think ed and bell will get together because ppl would probably laugh sry. LIVE ON POTTER FANAITICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today i found a site called www.mylifeistwillight.com and realized that not even the stupidity of the 4th book will probably not be enough to make you weird Twihards to wake up to the Real world, the future is screwed.
Also i came to this comment page expecting to find a Bunch of Twitards calling this MLIT a good idea, THANKFULLY mostly healthy people post here.
I've flagged abuse for the rest.
That is absolutely disgusting.
hahhhaha, thats great. wish i had u for biology, ^_^
I hope you get arrested for being a pedo.
ew those poor students
have some professionalism
OMG!! people who don't like twilight GO THE F*** AWAY!!!! you people obviously can't read! the title is called MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT!!! don't you realise the two words LIFE and TWILIGHT? if not you must be dumb. leave us twilighters alone! We don't bag about your obsession! so leave us be and get out of our lives!
If i were an official at the pathetic high school you teach at i would do everything in my power to see that you never teach again and place you in the loony bin. you are a disgrace to society, its people like you that make america look so bad. i'm ashamed to be in this generation of materialism, lust, envy, greed, and all around diminishing IQ of the human gene pool.
Idiocracy is here!
You're a horrible teacher and you deserve to be dragged into the middle of the street for all to see shot execution style. Repeatedly.
why is everyone freaking? the teacher isnt forcing them to be together, they're only partners in a class, the teacher isnt making them get married or anything....
You are a terrible teacher for trying to interfere with student's love lives. If they don't like each other then they won't and you can't do a flying shit about it.
Edawrd was in the nazi regime--True story...
(1). WOMAN, YOU ARE INSANE. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! That is just sick and pathetic. Stop trying to bring to life the bloody God-forsaken thing. Besides, you're a wreck of a teacher. I'd be ashamed to be your supervisor and have to stand my ground against hellbent parents because of you.
i'm sorry but that is REALLY PATHETIC. right now ED is probably so far in the friend zone that he knows all her secrets and the things she does with her Actual boyfriend.
I am nuetral in this fight thing. I think it's cute that you have them paired up..and in biology class. I mean the whole idea is neat, and cute. Like another person said in these comments, it's not like you're forcing them to do anything. But I think you definitely went overboard asking if you could have a blood testing day. Also, didn't these two people figure out what's going on yet? If not, they are blind. If they have...I mean, do you actually believe they are going to start dating? Just because they have those names does not mean they might have the least interest in dating eachother. So, I thought this submission was cute, yet very bizarre. Also...no offense, but it is a little immature. Funny, but...did you actually think it was going to work!? I doubt it. Also..one more thing...I highly suspect that this submission is fake. Sorry! :-'(
um.....................................wow...............well.........huh? I don't get your logic, your taking it a bit too far....
I hope Ed isn't a 108 year old virgin.
You're a teacher! How could you do this to your students?! Their lives are hard enough as is. Do you really want to make it worse? Isn't it bad enough that they share a name with those...those...I can't even think of a word harsh enough for them.
I'm pretty sure this files under some sort of sexual harrasment. And if it doesn't it totally should!
But lol, this is funny! ^.^
If I was one of them and I had to live with that I would pull a Draco Malfoy and transfer to Pig Farts
I can't believe adults enjoy Twilight. I understand preteens and maybe even teenage girls that can't get a boyfriend, but an adult? Additionally, doing something like trying to get two students together is just wrong; a teacher shouldn't get involved in student's relationships.
If I was one of those students, I would complain to the principal about you.
I hope you aren't serious. This is borderline depressing. You have no right as a teacher to play around with these kids' social lives. I'm trying not to get too worked up over a post, but you disgust me. I'd love to hear you try to explain your reasoning here. -___- You give Twilight fans a bad name.
You're a fucking disgrace of a human being and sick fucks like you are the primary reason that the American School systems are failing so hard right now. Grow up you loser.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I hope your supervisor says no. Especially considering that, as a teacher, you really ought to know blood tests such as that aren't performed, or at least are rarely performed, in non-fictional high schools anymore because of the issues related to contagious diseases.
You shouldn't be a teacher.
I hope this is a troll
Open the door. Step outside. See it all? Its called the Real World.
Try living in it.
They aren't characters in a ficitonal book. There are real people. With real feelings. Let them do what they want to do and be fair to the class. Its THEIR life. Dear God. And your an adult? WHO TEACHES!?
That is disgusting!! How dare you try to ruin the lives of these students!! HOW DID YOU BECOME A TEACHER??????
No. Just no. You are pathetic. I normally leave comments that are helpful to the OP, but... You sicken me. You are a sorry excuse for a human being. There is a 99.9% chance that you will burn in hell for this, the other 0.1% being that you are forced to wander the space between heaven and hell for all eternity. With that, I bid you farehorribly.
I can't believe they gave you a teaching licsence, WishIWasBellaSwan. Grow up. And people wonder why our test scores are so low....
Dudes this is an i love twilight site....if you HATE twilight go away! leave us alone. I'm not OBSESSED with twilight but i like it and you people are soooo rude. Y does it matter if this submission is fake? it is for fun and people of all ages are allowed to read and like twilight it a book that's open to everyone not just teenage girls. She is just trying to be funny ok? you guys are all taking this wayyyyyyy to seriously. Pedophiles are sick people who try to GO AFTER kids under 18. She just trying to make people laff by doing this or by submitting it. If the kids don't like each other they'll complain to the teacher or make it known the don't like each other. And im positive that SHES the one with a teaching degree (that none of you have) that she went to school four like 4 years for and paid for all the books and classes and everything while you guys sit on your butts hating on other peoples entertainments. Sorry if you don't like the book but ITS FICTION people its really not hurting anything or anyone so shut up and do what you like to do besides bringing people down to make your self feel all high and mighty.
Erm, shouldn't you be paying more attention to teaching than to playing match maker with a couple of unfortunate teens with unfortunate names? I'm so sorry Ed and Bella that you were unlucky enough to get the names of a sparkly vampire and a disturbed teenage girl.
I hope this is just a troll...
for many legal and medical reasons schools cant hold bloodtests (you know, modern day AIDS/HIV awareness and all that)
I'm getting kinda annoyed. HP fans, get your hatin' asses off this website. If they go trolling on our HP websites, feel free to burn the trollers at stake. Don't just take your anger issues out on some poor innocent OP that's trying to make a joke.
Really? Your life is so sad you have to mess with others? Oh and Tw*l*ght fans remember: When the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.
I don't even have much to say anymore. Really, this one isn't as bad as some of the others I've seen, but still...
Yes, because, you know, you don't want them to have any choice of their own in life. @96, I know right? Pansypansypansy Bella, tsktsktsk.
I feel sorry for those kids.
Creeeeeperrrrrr. Seriously. What the fuck.
seriously you would do some sick thing like that? maybe they are rivals. dont get all up in their buisness like that. if i were one of them i would feel like being sexually harrased. and a blood test? have you read the books? bella is supposed to faint and you want that to happen to one of you students? you are sick.
Why? What if they hate each other? Isn't the point of partners to allow students to work with different people??? Jeeze.... poor kids... what if they are HP fans??? And I am on here to save these children.
@91, FYI i DO have a teaching degree, and I DID go to university for it. Stop making f***ing assumptions that your o so mighty OP it the best thing here. And i agree with 96, Hermione rules over Bella
I want to place you in a pit with 15 creepers and see what happens. You'll probably be blown to bits. It will be entertaining.
that's so mean! those kids will have to go to a therapist when they're older! jerk.
Pretty sure I saw one of these students complaining about her teacher on FML
you pedagogue! You are a disgrace to the field of academia! How did you ever earn a teaching degree when your mind is full of that ludicrousness
you are the reason why the education system is in the tubes... I would hate for you to be MY teacher. I think you're trying to live vicariously through "Bella." Have a little crush on "Ed" do you? Pedobear at it again!
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.
THat is soooooooooooooo mean. what if bella likes a guy named harry, and ed likes a guy named lily? LET THEM GO OUT WITH WHO THEY WANT TO GO OUT WITH. geez, bad teacher.
You know, I used to find the Twilight Saga okay, but then all these crazy fans appeared from hell and I started hating it. So Twilight fans, don't get angry at us for hating Twilight, it's your own fault that we do in the first place. MLIHP
Hey Twi-Hards and Twi-Moms, look at this: In the Heroes of Olympus (the new series by the author of Percy Jackson, Rick Riordan), when Annabeth loses Percy, the love of her life, she goes searching around the globe for him. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.
If they don't read twilight, then FTL ( F Their Lives
@ MrsEmmetCullen. If you can't even spell correcyly, you have no right to complain about haters. Not every hater is dumb like you said. In fact, we are mostly just trying to make the world a better place, one without twilight.
Some of us who try to rid the world of this trash actually can read
This is why schools should do more thorough background checks on their teachers.
Something tells me you'd sink as low as to give them detention together..or even threaten to fail them if they didn't get together. Get a life, maybe you should do some match making for yourself first?
You need to get a new job - maybe their is a position going in Mordor as the mouth of Sauron, the Mouth obviously being a complete idiot who irritates everyone.
Maybe you should concentrate on biology instead of making a boy and a girl with similar names as a certain Twilight couple get together.
Have you got something less stupid to do? For examples, set the books on fire.
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