Whenever I answer the phone I say, "Edward?" I want to die whenever it's not him. MLIT

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So, in retrospect, you're waiting for a character from a book to call you?

well you might as well just die because it's never gonna be him.

He's. Not. Real. Just sayin'.

I wanted to die when I read this. Only difference is that my reason is understandable

Obssessive much?

agree withEdwardthesparkelingfairy

Edwardthesparkelingfairy , love your name! =D

I will laugh so hard when the guy calling happens to have the name "Edward" and you scare him away.

You should probably see a therapist, then.

Edward Cullen is known as a FICTIONAL character. FICTIONAL = NOT REAL.

That's kinda sad.

Oh... my... God. I just want to kill myself because of people like you.

EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! i bet $7665646546556 on it.

So, uh, basically you need to be committed, like, now?

Better get dieing.

Your kinda pathetic : Desperate Overly obsessed and you mines well die now, he is never gonna call u idiot >.> People like you overly obsessed idiot twitards ruined the whole series for tons of people

YOU ARE INSANE.

Fangirls ruin everything: Reason #983,476 At least readers with a brain stem can comprehend that characters do not leave the pages they are written on.

EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU. THE BOOK CONSISTS OF BELLA WHINING ABOUT HER HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SPARKLY 100 YEAR OLD CREEPER-STALKER. YOU TWITARDS ALL NEED TO GET LIVES, LEAVE YOUR CULLEN SHRINE, AND GO DO SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE YOUR AGES (WHATEVER AGE THAT MAY BE) NORMALLY DO. REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE AT HOGWARTS.

EDWARD DOESN'T EXIST! ONLY ROBERT WHICH WAS BETTER AS CEDRIC DIGGORY!

Cedric Dug a hole all up in Harry's ass, just like vamp boy gets all rigor mortis with Bingo the dog boy.

I agree, BellatrixL. It reminds me of a scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, when Ben Affleck's character was trying to get our erstwhile heroes to understand the difference between real life and fictional characters, going so far as to use sign language...hmmm, I wonder if that is necessary in this circumstance.

ahaha but when does he respond?? xD jeez, you guys. do you know how to read? BE NICE.

*headdesk* Seriously? SERIOUSLY? Are you WAITING for a call from a fictional 2 dimensional character? *sigh* I fear for the world.

I AGREE.

Today I was walking home. I decided to go through Farmer John's pasture over the barbed wire fence . My overalls caught, and ripped up my testicles. Falling off the fence, I screamed in pain. As I lay on the ground, castrated, all I could think is "THIS ISN'T AS BAD AS THAT TWILIGHT BOOK!!!!!!!!!!"

TWILIGHT SUCKS!!! AND HE IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!! GET OVER IT!!! O AND HE IS A HOMO!!!

lol

/facepalm

OH MY FUCKING GOD GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING RETARD HES NOT FUCKIN' REAL DUMBASS! HES FROM A FUCKIN BOOK/MOVIE GO OUTSIDE

I could help you finish off your life if you want

If you've truly wanted to die that often you would be dead. Stop being overly dramatic and get yourself a freaking life you pathetic excuse for a muggle. How dumb can one person be?

oh, COME ON. you're waiting for a FICTIONAL CHARACTER to call you?

yeah, and some day rumbleroar is gonna take me to pigfarts. which is ON MAAARS!!! but it's still a hell of a lot more likely than edward calling you.

Today, I tried desperately to convince some hopeless chick that Edward does not exist and will never call her. MLI HARRY POTTER

Today, I tried desperately to convince some hopeless chick that Edward does not exist and will never call her. MLI HARRY POTTER

Today, I tried desperately to convince some hopeless chick that Edward does not exist and will never call her. MLI HARRY POTTER

for real.......... your that crazy!?

Don't worry, I can help you get that call from Edward. Now, he's going to ask you a lot of questions about your thoughts and health and if you answer right he'll take you to a magically wonderful land where everything is white as snow and you even get a jacket that hugs you in the cold :)

Are you mentally impaired??? How is a fictional character supposed to call you??? Seriously get a life.... This is pathetic....

What do you mean, "whenever"? Does he call you often? ;)

as opposed to all of the other times when it has been him calling?

im guessing that nobody calls too often right? maybe like one call a week? im pretty sure dead people dont have phones or good reception. hey maybe jacob and bella will send you a facebook request too and invite you to washington. loser. ylig (your life is gay)

Lol, person above me. You win.

Edward Calls from teh dead. Accio stupidity. Youve won.

yeah please do die

Well why havnt you?

I hope you actually do die. KTHNXBAI

Maybe the next time you feel like dying because your sparkly love didn't call you, you should actually, you know, die. This is proof of Natural Selection.

Medication. I suggest a strong dose. At least with a prescription of drugs you'll have a valid excuse for your fantasy realm. :)

so you actually believe or hope one day it's going to be him? ever heard of the word fiction?

so, you're waiting for an emotionally abusive, fictional stalker to call you?

You're asking for a non-existent sparkling 100 something year old virgin male stripper. Maybe the next time you want to die, please, jump off a cliff. Or a bridge...You know what, just go play in traffic right now. Let Natural selection do its job.

I wish you'd die, too.

Eward is not real he is a person in a book so he will not ever call. Get over it! Get a life!

oh yes. I also die when I don't get to talk to a fictional creeper pedophiliac sparkling vampire. such a shame.

1)get.a.life.....a REAL life....2)i used to like twilight 2......UNTIL i read harry potter

Really?? I do that but I say "Dimitri?" Dimitri Belikov is from Vampire Academy. He is 10,000,000,000 times hotter than Edward! Read Vampire Academy ! I got my friend to read it and we have nicknames for each other out of the book. (I'm Rose She's Lissa a.k.a Vasilisa) Dimtri is from Russia and he is 7 years older than Rose but they'r in love !! He is also her mentor. But anyway he's drop-dead sexy the way i imagine him !! I LOVE U DIMITRI !!

Maybe you should. Because if you really think a fictional character-nay, a sparkley vampire-to be calling you, you should just put yourself out of our misery.

i was going to insult your intelligence, sanity, emotional stability, and overall sense of reality, but everyone else has it covered. so, i leave you with this: i seriously hope that he does call you. because you will be happy and have other purpose in life. or, you know, you could sorta just take a nap in a nuclear reactor. that helps TONS. :) and since you probably cannot tell, that was in fact sarcasm.

goodness, why re there twilight haters on a twilight-devoted site? and lol...niiice.

@ TwilightingEnsures: Most of us are most probably MLIA-ers XD And, I want to die whenever I hear about all of these Twihards. Oh and, I really hope you die.

@TwilightingEnsures. Yeah, Megg is right, We are all MLIA-ers who are pissed off because you twihards ripped off MLIA, and created this shitty, twilight devoted website. So, can you go jump now? The world would be a better place without you twilight freaks.

BlahBlahBlah - xD They're going to make an official syndrome name for Twi-hards, I'm telling you. Any day now...

@tboosbjct this subject has been afflicted with TOES, otherwise known as Twilight Over-Exposure Syndrome. there is no cure for TOES. My medical recommendation is that you put the subject in some form of solitary confinement with all of the Harry Potter series.

Please please please jump of a cliff. But then I bet you'd be like "I'M TOTALLY LIKE BELLA NOW" Someone should disconect your phone because you are PATHETIC!

You should.

Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile. I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life. And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this. Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.

wow....

You need help!

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Sorry, I already killed Edward. I must say that even Count Chocula put up more of a fight.

Jesus christ. you people are so damn obssesed. if you want, you can go the bella way and just jump off a freaking cliff.

I love how this site was made for obsessive twilight fans like you, but has turned into a large source of amusement for Harry Potter and Anti-Twilight people......the sane people........ And @ Lestat - have you read Divine Chaos' 'The Case Against Edward Cullen'?

@tollicusmaximus: or solitary confinement with the Chronicles of Narnia. Preferably both. I personally think this is a case of OTD (obsessive twilight disorder) and should be treated with a healthy dose of a 7-part series.

Edward Cullen is fictional and will never be real. Give up your strange hopes of a loser and sparkly vampire to come to you. Think more realistic, maybe your a wizard and at Hogwarts they will cure you of your horrible illness OTD

This really has gone way too far. I thought my friend was lying when they said this site existed. I and btw, through research I discovered that all girls withthis obsession have stupidly high expectations and have no significant others... Just sayin... You compare humans to a vamp who probably has ED because he's so old.

After watching a tape, I got a call from a little girl saying I have seven days to live. Good luck love, I sure hope Eddie-pie calls soon ¬_¬

yeah he called me just before, he said he's fictional and lives inside a make-believe world so he can't pick up the phone. get a fucking grip on life darl.

Please find something else more worthwhile to fill your life with!

I like what bookwork13 said the chance of you getting a call from Cullen is the chance of me getting an acceptance letter to Pigfart's and being a good student and getting to ride on Rumbleroar's back and the reason I could get to Pigfart's is because when my parent's died and I inherited enough money to buy out NASA. YEAH RIGHT NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. I KNOW THAT MAY HAVE SOUNDED LIKE AN INSULT TO AVPM BUT IT"S NOT I JUST DIDN'T WANNA BE LIKE ONE OF THESE TWI FANS, ALL DELUDED AND SUCH.

So I'm guessing you are going to die?

So...you are waiting for a fictional character to call you? If you need me, I will be skateboarding with the Easter Bunny and Zeus, and later I have a date with the Tooth Fairy.

gee. wow. huh.

gee. wow. huh.

You are straight up pathetic. I hate you.

If you had died every time you wanted to, you'd be a medical miracle. Or some kind of extra-concentrated ghost.

Just... just give up.

Pathetic. Downright sickeningly pathetic.

And they say Luna is crazy.....

i want you to die for saying "edward?"

I agree with this-is-crap. You want to die because a fictional character won't call you... If you're going to do that then find a character worth dying over, not some sparkly wannabe "vampire".

You know what, I hope you DON'T DIE. I hope you try killing yourself over and over and over again, but you fail each time, 'cause the Grim Reaper hates Twilight.

People must think you're on serious acid or that you are awaiting your ticket to a mental institution. The chances of a guy actually named Edward calling you is slim to zero. Try, "Hi, you've reached Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" next time. Trust me, you'll sound more sane and get more laughs.

What a coincidence. I want you to die too. :/ Dumb fuck. The word of the Lord.

Is it EVER him? Seriously? He doesnt exist!!!!

thats not healthy. a stupid sparkly fag shouldnt make you suicidal...get help, read harry potter book, and while ur at it...suck voldemorts cock

What do u mean WHENever it's not him? When is he calling u? U know he's not real right?

so i take it you have died... unless you are just completly sad and don't have anyone call you.

really? This is the future of our world...gah

You must die a lot. Tehe. Unless he does call you....o_O

OK retard! Edward Cullen is not going to call you! If you keep up this dilusion, nobody will call you because everyone will be scared to talk to you! This is for all you girls... EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Im going to call you 500 times so you get tired of wanting to die and slit your wrists. Then Edward would smell it and come. That would be a major burn. You suck Dumbledores beard. ~TeamDracoMalfoy123

Whenever I read a post, I always ask," Is this person actually sane," I die (laughing) when posts like these come up. Are you aware edward is FICTIONAL???

Wow ummm I have his number but im not giving it to anyone cuz he is so fucking HOT. 1(213)210-1826

it amuses me that this site says we should be respectful when we make our comments. I have absolutely no respect for people who think that a sparkly vampire from a fictional book is going to call them and say "how do you do". just to let you know, you can't have sex with Edward cullen, he has no blood, he can't erect! read the name

Posters like this amuse me with their stupidity. Edward's a fictional character sweetheart. Dream on.

Get therapy. Don't you read the beginning of the book that says"these characters are all fictional"? FICTIONAL=FAKE, honey.

You are waiting for a FICTIONAL character from a book to call you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unbelievable.

u know wat?? i actually feel sorry for u twi-hard re-tards coz u will never hav a decent relationship coz u will dump any guy who is a pedophile stalker sparkly retard albino gay freak. so yeh, hav fun with ur life. oh sorry i forgot u dont hav one!!!

So, would you cliff-dive to see his face and hear his voice? You should try it. It'll probably solve your wanting-to-die problem.

Hm...since you are waiting for something that doesn't exist to pick up a phone and SOMEHOW dial your number....you might as well slit your throat now. If you're lucky, the FICTIONAL sparkly vampire will come to suck your blood. If now, OH WELL you're dead at least you tried and the world is rid of one more Twifag.

I will never call you or any twitards, i liked my Harry Potter roll better even if i died,at at least im not a sparkly homo in that!

Let me tell something to you: Edward Cullen will never call you. Neither will Jacob Black or any other character from Twilight. I'm sorry, but it's the sad, sad truth. Move on.

wow....this is actually sad. Really sad....move on- characters from books never use the telephone...

Yeah...OP? Might wanna get your shotgun ready.

@OP: I don't think Edward will come. Sorry, lol.

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