Today last year, some new neighbours moved into the house next to mine (which is right next to a forest with a river). Their surname is Hale. The father is a doctor. His son is called Ed. Whenever it is sunny-which is hardly ever- they always go camping. Guess what, they drive a silver volvo. MLIT.
That is AWESOME!! (If it's true, anyway...) If your Team Edward, then your in luck! (She say's jealously!) :D
I call bullshit. It's too close to the book. If you're going to tell lies, try making them smaller.
Oh-ehm-gee. You know, this would have been completely normal before Twilight. You have new neighbors. Your house is in a normal setting. They have a normal surname. The father has a normal occupation. His son has a normal name. They like to do fun things on days with nice weather. Why does this make you have an orgasm?
Wow lol! My friend Ella has neighbours whos last name is Hale...
So.. this is so amazing because? Sounds pretty normal to me.
Liessss... And I would just like to state that, #1TwilightHater, you are my hero.
Guess what, you're fucking stupid. Put down the cupcakes, leave the basement, and do something productive you worthless maggot of a human being.
^Your also my hero, Visirium.
Right, I'm just throwing this out here, this sounds a little... stalkerish, doesn't it? Like, really, just a teensy bit. I mean, I'm sure it is a lie, but if it's not.... then... you should probably see someone immediately. Like a police officer.
OH MY GOSH OP. I saw these people too! They were drinking other peoples blood and prancing around like fairy buttpirates, but WHAT-EVAH. I had a bit in the woods when he revealed it to me that he was a vampire and OH EMM GEE i just stayed there like an idiot and said "ILL LOVE YOU FOREVAAAHH EEDIEE. EEK LETS GET MARRIED AND HAVE AN IMPOSSIBLE CHILD TOGETHER! YAAY!
You are so full of shit it isnt funny. Twilight ruins grammar, and fucks with minds.
So good luck with your new neighbours. Dont cry to me when they suck all your blood out. Course, youll be dead then. So OH WELL :)
you know what i don't get? i don't get how people that loathe twilight join this site. it's stupid. you hate twilight but you join a site for twilight fans?? this site is for twilight fans. gtfo twilight haters.
^You know what I don't get? Why people don't get why we're here. We've only explained it 6.022142×10 to the 23rd times! But, for your sake, I will say it again. We are here because it is fun. We enjoy mocking you idiots and your twisted fantasies. GTFO idiots.
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You know what i also dont get? Were trying to save you twitards from eternal damnation, and this is how you repay us. Ungrateful.
You twilight haters I agree with everyone who disagrees with you! This is a site for Twihards, and people don't feel good when you mock them and call them idiots. Do any of you like Harry Potter? I'm guessing you do. And guess what? Harry Potter is complete shit. Enough said!
^If it was shit, could they make 3 spin-off books, 2 musicals, several conventions a year, and, oh yeah, A FREAKING THEME PARK? I'd like to see them try any of that (with the exception of the spin off books) with your so-called "literature."
TeamEdward18- AHAHAHAHAH you literally sound like the two 2nd graders I was babysitting the other day. In response to all the logic thrown in your face, all you can come up with is 'And guess what? Harry Potter is complete shit". Absolutely made my day, as the 2nd grade boy was explaining in surprising detail why something he liked was better than something his sister liked. His sister, not being able to come up with a response, simply said "Yeah? Well [thing he liked] sucks!". Guess who on this site most resembles a 7-year-old?
You know what's annoying? Twihards that MAKE FUN OF HARRY POTTER/DISRESPECT IT. Seriously, I was fine with all you until you went around saying Harry Potter was shit. J.K. Rowling had such an AMAZING plot structure in her series. There were things in her first book that tied in with her seventh. And you want to say that Stephenie Meyer has more talent? HER BL0WJ0BS ARE BETTER THAN HER BOOKS.
This really seems like a series of unremarkable coincidences.
A series of unremarkable coincidences that totally mean that she's going to fall in love with some immortal being! Teamjoewalker, you simply don't understand how much in love she already is with this family, and how they're going to take her from her average life to something sooooo much more nice and there'll be a sappy love story, and poems, and a pony.
Sarcasm, of course, so hard to get the right tone in text.
@ teamjoewaler i inda wanna go to the theme par. It loos AWESOME!!! Why are u on a twilight fan site? If you lie Harry Potter so much, then join THAT website! It's mean that u just come on to a fan site (for twilight lovers ONLY) and made fun of us. And I'm sorry about the Harry Potter comment. That's a lie. Harry Potter is fine. Not exactly good, but fine!
^I think the whole "Twilight lovers ONLY" part was demolished a long, long time ago. Just putting that out there, you know.
Oh I no! I'm just reminding you. Since the subject is coming up again and again...
poopr people being harrased by idiots like yourself
#25: AW and MLIHP are down at the moment, which is why I'm here *now*. In general, I enjoy trolling, and mocking the twihards.
The worst part is, you guys DONT love rob pattison. You love the delusional persona of Edward he has and thats sick and wrong. One crazy woman even asked him to bite her newborn babys head. What the fuck is that? Seriously?
@teamjoewalker, NO! YOU CAN'T SPEAK OF AVERAGE WIZARD HERE! OUR SITE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE MENTIONED IN SUCH A PLACE! MLIHP is up at the moment though. I've been commenting a lot around there, trying to find some other... you-know-where buddies.
Gahhh!! Am I the only person in the world who is getting a 404 on MLIHP?????
^Is that just when you try to submit a comment? That happens. All you have to do is go back one page, or press enter on the url bar again.
^Nope. Every time I try and go there I get a 404, and its starting to depress me.
^Strange, it's working for me. It could be something wrong with your computer or internet connection.
hai, hai.....stop thinking all bout edward >.>....i created him,i mean i killed him and you just think u can go all lolz team edward ferever/1/1/1 no. no. dats not how it works. i mean first the potter boy and now you.
team voldi 4ever.
I moved into a nice, big house two years ago, next to someone else's.
My house is in front of a forest.
That forest has a river in it.
When it's sunny we go hiking in the woods.
My mom owns a silver Volvo.
Congrats. You described my life.
There are plenty of people who live near forests that own Volvo's. This doesn't make them "OMGEEZZZZZ II LURRVVVV TWILATTYYYY!!!!!!!1!!!1!!! OMGEEZY!!!! EDWARDZ SO HOTZZZ!!!
@teamjoewalker, Forget MLIHP, AVERAGE WIZARD IS BACK UP!!!
^OMWG THIS IS AMAZING!!!!
^ I know! This is the greatest Friday EVER!
This is a lie! I am so calling it!
Oh wow! I LOVE IT!! OP, You are truley amazing!! Your Life IS Twilight!!! Hahaha!! Proud of you! :)
^Why are you proud of her? And how does this make her amazing? I mean, she doesn't control her neighbor's names, where she lives, or what car they drive. So.... Nothing about this is something that you should be proud of her for.... Especially because she's obsessed and most likely lying.
^ She's not lying. Why would she LIE on the best site in the world?!?! I'm proud of her because, she is obsessed with Twilight for one, and two, she practicly LIVES by the Cullens! I thought you liked Twilight...
...Shouldn't their last name be Cullen for this to be "awesome"? Hale is Jasper's last name...not Edward's.
And yes I unfortunately know this. :S
There are at least 8 people with the last name Hale in my class. A lot of people are doctors. "Ed" is short for Edwin, not just Edward. And whenever people go camping they usually go when it's sunny. No need to have multiple orgasms about it.
^ Oh, and my grandparents, my cousin, AND my brother all own silver Volvos.
THta is soo scary!! Awesome!!!!!!
#45, uhhh.... did you just call this the best website in the world????!!!! I don't think it is. The only good thing on here is all the Harry Potter people!!!!
I agree with #21. Also, even though Harry Potter has Witch Craft, that is real. Immortality and Vampirism is not. If it was not for Harry Potter, I doubt that Robert Pattinson would even be in Twilight (as he was Cedric Diggory).
I sure hope he's not a Sparkley gay 108 year old virgin fairy.
You must not have a life and I highly doubt that your neighbors are anything like how the cullens are described. And what's next do they sparkle? Which by the way stephenie that is GAY
That's awesome! :D ha what are the chances of that...
Today last year? am i the only one who sees that? whoever wrote this is retarded and should get a life and an education. just sayin.
@#52- I read the first one in 2nd grade... was I supposed to wait?
@53- Seriously please don't tell me you twilight guys are adults.
All HP fans stay fans into adulthood because HP changes lives and when I'm older I'll read it to my kids. what about you? You gonna read about Edward and Bella doing it on the beach to your five year old? (yes 5 that's how old I was when my mom read the HP books to me or 6 it was a couple of yeaRs ago)
Harry Potter is about friendship and family and loyalty and imagination and AWESOMENESS! What is Twilight about.... Cannibalism, wimpy girls that are insane for a boy that drinks blood, a boy that drinks blood and is in love with a wimpy girl? Yea. Plus you stole the theme of the website from My Life Is Average along with all the other My Life Is.... look at the difference between MLIA and MLIT, the font for the MLI... yea, thought so. You people are sick and it is just a coincidence. Like about half the people on this site I am only here to troll and report back to the boss (MLIA) So get a life and stop dreaming about people with a volvo who live by a forest, go camping and have a son. GET A LIFE YOU IDIOTS!
My Life Is Harry Potter at least doesn't have the same colors as My Life Is Average so.... good job HP! You should try out MLIA because it is full of Harry Potter and MORE. We have already joined forces so how about we make this permanent, plus you can help us when we infiltrate My Life Is Bieber, BUT NOT YOU, YOU STUPID TWIHARDS! And with that farewell.
-TwilightSucksSoMuch
Sometimes I wish I could change my last name....not to Cullen or Black but to something that's not Hale....
And you are obviously stalking them.
Everybody. Harry Potter is a story about a character that is going to many adventures with best friends along with learning lessons, and has 8 movies, 7 awesome books..and has a theme park. Twilight is a story about a 108 teen pedo faggot sparkly vampire, who creeps on this overemtional troublesome girl Bella, that is loved by a overprotective teen wolf, and is gay. So who is winning? HARRY POTTER. so shut the fuck, and twilight is just a fantasy, stop ruining the actual time of the day twilight, and an actual eclipse, and actual breaking dawn, and whatever the other book was :D MLIA
KpopHArryPMLIA: Well said, well said :)
TwilightRuinsLives: you.are.awesome :)
TeamEdward18: YOU are complete shit.
I feel sorry for that family. Poor guys never saw this terrible book coming... they probably get tons of Twitards at their throats everyday.
Oh good lord!let me just say, I love twilight. But I also love harry potter. A lot. I go on MLIA eveyday and post stories all the time. Oh and I just want to throw this out there, I like justin bieber too. And. I'm training my friend to be a ninja-pirate. Gosh, u guys.....there's no point in being rude twi-haters.
Oh and twihards...don't disrespect harry potter!
This post just proves how unoriginal the Twilight series is
ofcourse, and your name is bella.
and you love ed, and he sucks blood.
ofcourse.
Get life you really need to stop making shizz up. This is waaaaay to by the book. What did you get hit by a car and he saved you? Does he sparkle? I feel bad for that family they should move to a normal place with NORMAL neighbors who spend their lives wishing edward will come and sweep them off their feet. Cedric Digory died a terrible death by voldemort and voldemort's attempt to make him part of the Inferi seriously went wrong cause now he's a gay sparkling fairy who's a pedofile cause he's dating someone that's like 100 years younger. Get life and start reading something worth your time like Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, or some other form of GOOD literature and then burn your twilight book, all your cut outs of the gay "vampire", your obviously photo-shopped to make it look like Robert Pattinson came to your house with flowers and get posters of wizards, get wands that lite up when you make a certain motion, obsess over HP because that will take you WAAAY farther in life. MLIHARRYPOTTER
Tweak that lie a bit and it could be about FMA. And, I'm guessing, if that somehow is true, the kid goes by Ed because he doesnt want people to think shit like you are.
Okay, guys. Does anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
why is there a site for this..? and why are you people so obsessed.. its a fucking movie! get over it, none of the people are real, they are all terrible fucking actors, and yall need to get a life and stop fantisising about hot veggi vampires who respect you enough to not bite your fuckin neck off and suck you dry, but instead want to marry you and the want you to keep your virtue.
btw, vampires dont exist and even if they did, wed probably all be dead by now. Have a nice day (:
why is there a site for this..? and why are you people so obsessed.. its a fucking movie! get over it, none of the people are real, they are all terrible fucking actors, and yall need to get a life and stop fantisising about hot veggi vampires who respect you enough to not bite your fuckin neck off and suck you dry, but instead want to marry you and the want you to keep your virtue.
btw, vampires dont exist and even if they did, wed probably all be dead by now. Have a nice day (:
Wow, my comments are really stupid...
You know, I used to find the Twilight Saga okay, but then all these crazy fans appeared from hell and I started hating it. So Twilight fans, don't get angry at us for hating Twilight, it's your own fault that we do in the first place. MLIHP
People going camping when it's sunny? YOU DON'T SAY!
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