On Halloween all of my friends came over and we all dressed up as the Volturi. We took my Edward Cullen cardboard cutout, and put him in a red cloak. We all stood outside with candy that night, acting out scenes from the book....then i scared a little girl by kissing my cutout. MLIT
I think that would scare more than just little girls.
i think that would scare anybody. some saddo making out with a cutout on her lawn? what the hell is wrong with people?
I'm scared too little girl, don't you worry.
Annndddd then you killed him? Please say you destroyed the cut out.
It's actually pretty scary you kissed a cutout of a fictional character and were probably serious about it. Don't you have a boyfriend or something?
Why would this possibly be worthy of being put on the internet?
DO NOT COMPUTE. DO NOT COMPUTE.
I hope your house was egged and toilet papered and your car was saran wrapped.
What you did is illegal is all 50 states and several provinces of Canada.
EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AND WILL NEVER LOVE YOU.
THE BOOK CONSISTS OF BELLA WHINING ABOUT HER HIGH SCHOOL LIFE AND FALLING IN LOVE WITH A SPARKLY 100 YEAR OLD CREEPER-STALKER. YOU TWITARDS ALL NEED TO GET LIVES, LEAVE YOUR CULLEN SHRINE, AND GO DO SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE YOUR AGES (WHATEVER AGE THAT MAY BE) NORMALLY DO.
REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE AT HOGWARTS.
Real men at Hogwart's don't sparkle they fight back and kill the Dark Lord!
how awesome are you, you kiss cardboard, and scare little girls
I would be scared too. Maybe call the asylum while I'm at it.
You do realize that this girl is traumatized for life, right?
HEY, I.T. GUYS, LET ME LIVE MY LIFE. COME ON. I HAVE TOO MUCH A LIFE TO DO THIS AT HOME. YOU HATE TWILIGHT AS MUCH AS I DO. WHY DON'T YOU JUST REVEL IN MY DOING THIS? I HUNT VAMPIRES. I EAT THEM AND DECORATE MY HOUSE WITH THEIR ASHES. SO DO YOU, RIGHT I.T GUYS?
I'd be scared too if some person kissed a piece of cardboard !
Today I scared a little girl by breaking her mum's face.
I'm still a better person than you.
lololol i ♥ harry potter fans.
I wish I had been there, because I would have thrown eggs at you and then blasted you with a the power of the sun...but wait. That wouldn't even exploit you, BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL.
it wouldn't matter if you had the power of the sun because the faeries...I mean "vampires" only sparkle when exposed to sunlight.
Who kisses cardboard? Are you mental? Get a life twitard, your idiocy is showing.
Today, I stabbed a girl for owning an Edward Cullen cutout. MLI HARRY POTTER
It sacres me too... Making out with cardboard cutouts of a homosexual vampire who sparkles and abuses and stalks his girlfriend.... Why does any girl want that? What is wrong with teenage girls? Well I can proudly say I'm a 15 year old girl who thinks Twilight is a piece of crap....
You need some help! Get a life! No wonder that little girl was scared.
Lemme gets this straight. You. Kissed. A. Cardboard. Cut-out? One Word. Pathetic.
A few days ago in math class, I saw a ditzy girl reading breaking dawn. I read the series before. I hated it. I didn't tell her this. All I said was "so... How are you liking breaking dawn?" a guy who sits next to me in class said "why are all girls obsessed with twilight?!" the ditz ignored him and said that breaking dawn was AMAZING! She asked me what I thought of it. I then told her that Jacob imprints on renessme, renessme is bellas daughter, and that it isn't a real vampire book because it doesn't have a real sex scene in it. I then recommended to her that she read Harry Potter. Whoo! I hate Twilight
The cut out will come to life in the middle of the night and position itself next to your bed, staring at you. When you wake up, it will slice you to death with its deadly cardboard-ness.
Today, I was mentally scarred because I saw a very lonely and friendless girl kissing a cutout of some ugly guy. I will never recover from this. MLI fucked due to twilight.
Harry potter ftw everyone!
I feel sorry for the cut out,it had to be with you freaks all night,and then you kissed it.Poor cut out I feel for you. :'(
I think it's telling that you couldn't find a real person to play Edward. I did something like this only we dressed up as characters from a well written and coherent series (Harry Potter). We didn't need to substitute cardboard cutouts for real people.
wow sad. get a real boyfriend.
What are you, five years old? Is that what you do on a Saturday night? You need help. HarryPotterForever
Twilight is a disgrace to the film and literature industries. The fans are all positively delusional, and seem to be under the impression that they are all real characters. Every character in twilight is a one dimensional git. Edward is quite possibly the most abusive, over-protective, pedophile boyfriend imaginable. Bella is a Mary-Sue with no emotions and is only attracted to Edward because of his appearance. And she reminds us so every few pages, as that's the only thing about him that she ever comments on. She never compliments his personality, only his face. And Jacob's just a pedophile.
I understand that Twilight is supposed to be a love story for pre-teen girls, but there's nothing about love in Twilight. It's about lust. And the fourth book is definitely not acceptable for pre-teens. It's pretty well all about Bella and Edward's sex life.
And don't even get me started on Stephanie Meyer's complete disregard for traditional vampire customs. Vampires are supposed to be reduced to ashes in the sunlight. Edward looks like he just got into the body glitter. Vampires are supposed to drink human blood, and have fangs. The fact that twilight "vampires" have no fangs just furthers my point that they're not really vampires. There are just so many things that are wrong with this series, and I'm wasting my time writing this.
Twilight: The story of a girl's choice between Necrophilia and Bestiality.
Geez, I go to all the work of properly spacing that beast, and it got wrecked. This site is made of fail.
get a life. go die twilight obsessers.
On Halloween, my friend hid behind the bushes of my house and I put a cardboard cutout of Edward on my front-porch, so then when the Twitards came up she would jump out of the bushes with a revving chainsaw and scare the hell out of them. (WIN)
YES!!!! THANK YOU LESTAT!!!!!! And Lestat is indeed insanely sexy.
I really do love how every single post has at least one sane person (harry potter fan) commenting on it. It. Was. A. Piece. Of. Cardboard. Personally, I recommend a 7-part dose of Harry Potter. That should cure your problem :)
I'm glad you like to scare little girls with your freaky lame obsession. I'd be scared too.
I kinda just love how you think your being cute and funny when really your just being HELLA CREEPY!!! kinda like the freshman girl in my class who took a blurry cell-phone picture of her crush walking down our school hallway and set it as her background... *shivers*
WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?
well i scared a little girl by falling off of a bench while pretending to be a statue. I win. btw Hufflepuffs are gangstas but slytherins are awesome.
that poor little girl, you should pay for her therapy for the next 10 years. her poor little mind was too young to witness such stupidity
that girl has a good reason to be scared
1. Why the heck do you have a cardboard cutout of him stored away???!!!???!!!
2. Making out with a CARDBOARD cutout... REALLY!!??!!??
3. This is what you've come to? Scaring little girls?!?!?
I can see why that would scare her. Wow. She's probably traumatized for life.
Dammit, I'm 14 and you just scared me!
If someone kissed a cardboard cutout, I would be scared as well. You go, little girl...
@OP: You kissed the cardboard cutout? Even some full-grown men I know would be scared by that.
The little girl has now been traumatized by life. You have our sympathies, little girl... Oh, and if I ever get the chance, I'd like to take an Edward cutout, chop it in half, tear a piece off & eat it, then throw the rest into a fire
Can I just say, people on this website reeally need a life...
Why would you mentally scar a little girl?
you traumatized a little girl!!! your a bad person i hope the little girl will be OK.
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