Today, I was looking for a headband of mine, I couldn't find it. I then went to put my sheets on my bed, and I couldn't find the pillowcases, and I couldn't find my favorite shirt. I was terrified because I thought Newborn vampires had my scent and I was going to get attacked by them! MLIT!
I already said this, but I didn't think I'd ever have to say it again.
Please inform us if it is indeed a pack of newborn vampires, except you'll probably be dead by then because your very own Glitterific Fairy Guard doesn't exist and therefore they cannot protect you.
"Glitterific Fairy Guard" awesome. If you don't know any vampires besides those in your head, why would you think that any would be looking for you. Blame your missing items on a faulty brain.
Aw come on guys she isn't serious I think... Its a joke. I was thinking this the other day when I couldn't find my sweatshirt. Its funny.
Maybe you should just do your laundry...
@team_ron: Why are you being such a meanie? Let the girl have fun enjoying the book she loves, for goodness sakes.
@behindthese[retarded]eyes: Why are you neglecting a person's right to free speech? Let the grown-up have fun enjoying the Constitution he loves, for the love of Snape
I used to be Twilight-obsessed. The I re-read Harry Potter. No offense to all yall Twilight fanatics, but get a life.
okay, so i really do not enjoy you haters.
she is obviously kidding...
If you don't like Twilight then what are you doing on this webpage?
stop hating and let her be a twi-hard baby :)
@TheCrusader: Free speech is actually not a part of team_ron's constitution as team_ron claims to be Australian (and female, I might add). Check HER profile; I did after she attacked my relationship with my boyfriend. The Australian Constitution never promises the right to free speech. Appears your crusade is about as effective as the Volturi's attempt to eliminate the Cullens. And, guess what, you aren't going to eliminate the Cullens or Twilight either. As long as this world has blood, sexual tension, and silver volvos, TWIHARDS LIVE ON!
^^^^ you stalker. ....And your laundry was probably stolen my the tooth fairy, duh. Because if you are dumb enough to think that newborn vampires stole your clothes, you must beleive in him too, along with the Easter Bunny. DIE TWITARDS DIE!!!!!!!!
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@notatwitard: Don't be a meanie mcmean! My profile has gotten 122 views; I certainly haven't looked at it 122 times. Looking at a profile doesn't make me a stalker; profiles are put up so people can look at them. I hope the Easter Bunny eggs your house!
@F^ckTwilight: You'd have to beat our 'idol' (I assume you mean Edward) in a fight first, tear him up into pieces, and THEN burn it. YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED! TWILIGHT FOREVER!
meanie mcmean???? So you do believe in the Easter Bunny??? weirdo
so you know... harry potter wins. just to say...
So why are we using elementary words like "meanie?" Twitards, if you ever wantto be taken seriously, you're going to have to improve your vocabulary beyong Microsoft Office's right-click "synonym" tool and Stephanie Meyer's educational. Level. Might I suggest a Harry Potter novel?
Meanie McMean? Jesus Christ are you 5?
good, i hope they tear your throat out.
You know what behingthesegoldeneyes, I don't think they'll ever get it. You can tell them all day long to stop being mean, but their skulls are just too damn thick. I learned about this in a psychology class once....what was it again...oh ya something along the lines of when someone criticizes and puts down others it's usually because they feel inadequate themselves, you know...they are just trying to make themselves feel better. Of course they don't realize how much they fail at it, but nonetheless, we should let them have their little fun here. Let them think we are brainless 12 year olds who do nothing but dream of Edward Cullen, if it makes them feel better, why not? I'm all for helping others, aren't you? ; P
You are going to be attacked by Newborn Vampires. My name is Caius...
At least you're frightened ... I saw a story on here like this, but they were EXCITED. In a HAPPY way. THAT is slightly delusional. BTW, did you ask your mum where your clothes might have gone?
i really hope there are newborn vampires who are going to attack you because then you would die!
Yes, instead of being concerned that an REAL person came into your room, you are scared that sparkly, fictional beings came in. WOW. Words fail me. I hope a real stalker comes into your room and rapes and kills you.
Hahaha a funny thing happened to me too.
I was reading this post about how this girl was obsessed with twi-
oh wait. that was you. awkies.
I don't even have a smart ass comment for this. You just completely proven to me and the whole wizarding/muggle world... for someone as smart as you, you can be real dumbass somtimes... 10 points to dumbledore.
@OP: Remember when that happened in "The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner"? Riley brings the newborns Bella's shirt, and Bree sniffs it, and she thinks the blood is sweet.
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