My Record For Seeing Twilight Is About 10 Times A Day
My Record For New Moon Is 12.MLI(Forever)T
I think it's funny that it's pretty much impossible to watch a two hour movie that many times in one day, considering breaks between viewings and such.
That's physically impossible. A movie is over 2 hours. There are only 24 hours in a day. Even if you never ate, slept, or peed, it's still impossible for you to watch a movie 12 times. Idiotic fangirls.
*facepalm* I Love Eclipse: It is not physically possible to see New Moon 12 times a day. Here, let's dumb it down for you. That movie is 130 minutes long. If you multiply that my 12, you get 1,560 minutes. That's now long you claimed to have watched the movie. Now, let's take 24, the number of hours in a day, and multiply that my 60, the number of minutes in an hour. You get 1,440. That's how many minutes are in a day. You know, don't listen to me because I'm just another person living in the real world, but would you PLEASE explain to me how you watched 1560 minutes of a movie in 1440 minutes. I sense a lie here. /:)
^Oh but didn't you know? Facts don't apply to twitards.
bookwork_13- ehhhh point taken. But I'd like to see them try to answer the question anyway. See what they come up with. So I will ask all you Twihards again (who believe this post). How do you fit 1560 minutes of a movie in 1440 minutes?
I Want To Thank All U Haters Because U Only Made Me Love It More. I Am Going To Be Leaving This Site But I Will Be Reading,Watching,And Living Twilight. I Recommend All The Twilight Fans Do This. Or Keep Listening To Ur Comments And Love It Even More. So All U Haters Are Fucking Retarded Ugly Fat Trolls. Ml(Is Always And Forever Will Be Twilight)
Well I finished Watching Them In 2:00 In The Morning Ugly Fucks
I Want To Thank All U Haters Because U Only Made Me Love It More. I Am Going To Be Leaving This Site But I Will Be Reading,Watching,And Living Twilight. I Recommend All The Twilight Fans Do This. Or Keep Listening To Ur Comments And Love It Even More. So All U Haters Are Fucking Retarded Ugly Fat Trolls. Ml(Is Always And Forever Will Be Twilight)
Well I finished Watching Them In 2:00 In The Morning Ugly Fucks
@#1TwilightHater: The Movie is 130 minutes long, you say. That's including the credits, right? Assuming he'd watched the credits (as well as the rest of the movie), he'd have overshot a day by exactly 2 hours. But not many people watch the credits in the movie, do they? The credits in the movie last about 15 minutes. Assuming he omitted the credits (at the end), he only watched 115 minutes of the movie (as the credits at the end are not included). Now take 115 minutes, and multiply it by 12. You end up with 1380 minutes overall. Which means that he'd have watched the whole movie (minus the credits) 12 times, with exactly an hour to spare.
Ok fine. Now lets put into consideration that going without sleep for any more than 17 hours is equivalent to being over the legal alcohol limit. And the fact that most people have to eat, drink, and go to the bathroom within the course of 24 hours. @I Love Eclipse- you weren't even the one who posted this....and 2:00 in the morning is the following day.
@#1TwilightHater and ShadowReaper1357- Can we all just agree that it is pretty weird and pointless to watch the same movie (whether it be New Moon or anything else) 12 times in one day? But that it can be done with New Moon (minus the credits, and let's just say not pausing to run to the bathroom or grab a snack). So in review: It's dumb, but can be done. So let it rest.
^fine I was actually going to leave it but then I Love Eclipse come in and responds to all the people just saying it's either not possible or a very close call to watch a 2 hour movie 12 times in one day by saying 'it's true fuckfaces'. (where he/she wasn't even the one posting it...)
@#1TwilightHater: He does actually say that he is also known as "The Biggest Twi-Hard" on Youtube in one of his other stories.
^yeah because I track down all his links meticulously
That is physically painful to read. So much garbage in one day is not healthy.
^Well actually watching ANY movie 12 times in a row, coming up almost to 24 hours, is unhealthy. Yes, even Harry Potter...
That's impossible. The movies are about two hours and there are only 24 hours in a day. Even if you somehow did watch them all in a day, it's very unhealthy to sit in front of a screen all day without sleep.
@I Love Eclipse: Well that's not right...a day starts at 12:00AM and ends at 11:59. (Sorry if I'm a minute or two off, I'm not very awake today) So you did NOT watch it in one day if you finished at 2:00AM. Unless somehow you watched all the movies in two hours, which you didn't.
@TeamRobsten- If only people knew how to read, this discussion was over comments ago thanks to you, but yet people are hell bent on trying to prove that it can't be done. What I say- Who gives a crap!!
#1TwilightHater haha yeah it would be unhealthy to watch anything 12 times in a row, but my point was that I can't watch a Twilight movie once without my brain screaming in protest.
^Agreed completely. I can't see either Rob or Kirsten on a celeb magazine in a grocery store now without wanting to cry.
Wait a minute... I have a reasonable explanation for this! Twihards can't count, right?
Good lord. May your eyes fucking burn.
@Visirium: I'm getting a little fed up of you. On another story I saw you saying you wanted to rip off the male genitalia of the OP. And I find you here making more hate comments! Your behaviour, judging by the comments you've been making so far, is not acceptable.
Shadowreaper-
LOL unnaceptable? I'm just the voice of the people, who hate these motherfuckers. You're getting fed up with me? GOOD. GO FUCKING CRY. I don't give a shit.
@Visirium: I'm not crying about it. I'm just stating a fact. The nature of the comments you've been making is not acceptable. Have you read the text at the top of the comment when you are trying to write it? It says, "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful". You're not being respectful, as I can see by the nature of the comments you've been making. Thereby I'm telling you to be respectful.
^Which, in the end, does nothing besides waste room on this page.
why would you ever watch the same movie twelve times in a day??? I understand if you watch the tw*l*ght movies in order one after another (although each are terrible), but the SAME ONE?? I'm just going to assume that you are currently living in a pretty white room with cushy walls and wearing a jacket that makes you hug yourself. At least then it would make a little sense.
Shadowreaper- Why would i respect weirdos who fucking love a sparklefag and a dog?
@Visirium: You're supposed to respect people's opinions. You can see the title of the site, you know there will be Twilight fans on here. And if we like the book series, then that's up to us. There are some fans on here who like Edward and Jacob, but that's their choice, at the end of the day. Some stories are a little over the top, but we offer helpful advice (which sometimes must take the form of criticism). You have been doing nothing but leaving obscene hate comments on pretty much every story there is.
Not every story :U I don't like to waste too much of my breath on these morons. If we're entitled to our opinions, shut the fuck up and deal with mine.
Geez, get a life, Twi-Hard! Seriously, read the comments at the top of the page. Read a real book. Watch a real movie. NOT some impossible, idiotic, ungodly, stupid, brainwashing, sexist, horrible, poorly written, ridiculous, rubbish, trashy, terrible, pathetic, awful, annoying, satanic, shallow, harmful, lame, cliched, boring, evil, and just plain DUMB book/movie series. GET. A. LIFE.
I'm outta this page, so flame me not.
Jesus fucking christ, don't you have any friends, OP?
^Given that you don't know him personally, I would assume he does.
^Anyone who decides to sit in front of a TV screen or about 24 hours watching the same thing over and over again while neglecting to eat, drink, pee, or sleep, most definatly has no friends. This is not a question.
@#38: Jesus fucking Christ is masturbation!!
^BAHAHAHAH true, true. But what of fucking Jesus Christ? /:S
In a respectful way, go outside, read other books, watch other movies, and get some sleep. That's what anyone would say if they saw someone who watched tv for 12 hours would say.
@I Love Eclipse - I want to thank you for proving that the rest of us twi-haters have more of an education than twi-hards because we know that we're not supposed to capitalize the first letter of every word in a sentence. That seems to be a RAGING epidemic among you guys. It's also very childish of someone to call other people they don't know and can't even see "fat ugly trolls" just because they don't agree with you. You guys have no one to blame but yourselves for the reasons why people don't like you or twilight. If you acted more like civilized human beings instead of whiney irrational fan-girls, people would respet you more.
^Except apparently I Love Eclipse is a guy, which makes things 10 times funnier
How bored were you that day(My record is 1/2 for Twilight-and my record for my favorite movie-Alice in Wonderland- is only 3)
Guess what? My record for READING Harry Potter is about one day for a book. Watching a movie is brainless. I bet you never even read the books.
This is why , you guys need to ditch your obsession and get your asses in school .
Right
can't you guys get along, by the way I agree it ain't healthy to sit and watch any single film 12 times in a row. and (This is for Visirium) Grow UP and every one is entitled to their own opinions, and you would hate it if I said the stuff you are saying about something your a big fan over. Besides a little not on the bottom of the screen says: Make sure your coment complies with our rules.
Ok wait. A lot of people say it's possible to watch the movie 12 times in one day, which it is, however unhealthy. But take into consideration that it isn't very likely that this person got up at exactly 12:00 am that day to begin a New Moon marathon. I mean, they definately could have, but I think it's doubtful. Thoughts?
@MadHattress- You mean the new one? If that's what you mean, have you seen it on blu-ray?
danggggg there is something wrong with you...... have you concidered counsiling.Team COCO
twighlight movies are eye rapers.
You probably should have spent some of that time learning the English language. Unless you're five, you should know that only the first word in each sentence is capitalized.
Please stop breathing. You are a waste of Oxygen.
Go harry!
i completely agree with number 57!!! harry forevr rules!!!
*sigh. just get a life. go take a nap, find a boyfriend, take a walk, get some help, hire a therapist, rent a dinosaur, read a couple pages of MLIA, enroll yourself in a mental institution, go to a singles bar, have a sword fight at Walmart, help the homeless. Just stop doing what you're doing.
Fail maths. Seriously.. just buy a calculator. :p
Let's see go buy some wands, run around wal mart, read MLIA, do some healthy things. HP promotes sports and fitness so read it and play Quidditch with your friends. Then roast some weenies on your burning twilight books.
I'm not trying to be rude, or start any fights but please find something to do with your life. Watching a terrible movie multiple times in a row will not make it real. I understand watching it once, or maybe even twice if you're really bored but any over that is just.....Please, get some therapy, read MLIA, learn a little bit better English, and give up your crazt Twilight obsession. Thanks, bye.
I apologise for the confusion, commenters. The Muggle who wrote the above story accidentally came to possess a Time-Turner, and thus was able to watch the "movie" (a Muggle form of entertainment) multiple times. If you see this Muggle please contact the Ministry of Magic immediately, as the International Statue of Secrecy is close to comprimisation.
@shadowrteaper2357- Even if he didn't watch the credits, he'd still have to rewind it, which would take at
least 5 minutes, and if you did that 12 times, it would equal an hour.
@saviour of freaks- Okay, lets hope they don't find out about wizards.
Let's just agree that it can't be done, and tell this twi-hard to go to school and get a life...
The closest I ever got to something like this is watching 'Advent Children' once a day for three days. -_-
Okay, guys. Does anyone want to help out in the war vs. the sparklepyres? If so, go to the top 100, 2nd one down.
Again, that's impossible. Twilight is like, 2.5 hours- it doesn't add up.
Y'know, unless you're a fool ._.
MYLIFEISAVERAGE FTW~!!!
That's not possible. Also, you probably would get tired of it after the first few viewings; most movies have that effect.
Sonic the hedgehog, you just read my mind. Seriously, do you want me to add some popcorn with that too?
How about you find a hobby?
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