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Today, I looked up the weather in Forks and I saw that it was 46 degrees...and I wondered how Edward felt at school today.

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Feb 1, 2010 05:20 PM - Random - by twilightgirl818

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Hey, guess what? I know the answer to that! He didn't. Edward Cullen is fictional. Does. Not. Exist. = Cannot. Feel. Got it?

#1 - Feb 2, 2010 07:21 PM by team_ron
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HEAR HEAR!

#2 - Feb 2, 2010 08:43 PM by TEAMHARRY!
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'Ear 'ear!!!

#3 - Feb 3, 2010 04:22 AM by Team_Emmett
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Plus, Edward doesn't give a crap what the temp. is...

#4 - Feb 3, 2010 12:50 PM by AliceCullenX3
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He sat around feeling sorry for himself. As usual.

#5 - Feb 3, 2010 01:38 PM by Fyreflie
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Considering the fact that he's not real, I doubt he'd feel anything at all. Also, if we was real, his lack of emotions and sympathy would still contribute to his indifferent demeanor.

#6 - Feb 3, 2010 06:11 PM by Ihateedward
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@Team_Emmett: George is awesome, isn't he? So very... Holey :)

#7 - Feb 4, 2010 04:22 AM by team_ron
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'Right, all you need to do is take the London Underground into the very heart of the city, and take a short walk 'til you find a large, old-fashioned, red-brick department store called Purge & Dowse Ltd, with closed for refurbishment signs everywhere. Next, walk up to the ugly dummy with a green nylon pinafore dress, and ask to be admitted. Once the dummy acknowledges you, walk through the glass and tell the welcome witch at the counter that you think vampires are real. She'll take it from there.'

#8 - Feb 4, 2010 09:17 AM by Twlightseverus
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@Twlightseverus: im very sorry but if i read that comment again, im guna have to take evasive action. That of which i'm not sure of yet, but i'll think of something =P

#9 - Feb 4, 2010 03:41 PM by jazspaz
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^^This is true, seeing as it was MY comment in the first place. That seems pretty close to plaigerism, if you ask me, seeing as you neglected to put "by team_ron" any of the 20 or so times you posted the comment... I'm kinda over seeing it. I appreciate that you liked my comment, but please stop using it as your own. Thankyou.

#10 - Feb 5, 2010 02:10 AM by team_ron
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Mhm... He probably melted to a puddle. Despite the fact it would provide the lulz, I'm afraid he is not real. SUCKS TO BE, MY FRIEND! :D

#11 - Feb 5, 2010 05:55 AM by shoopdawhoop
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SUCKS TO BE YOU* typo fail :D lol

#12 - Feb 5, 2010 05:56 AM by shoopdawhoop
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why would you look up the weather in forks?

#13 - Feb 5, 2010 01:11 PM by Mia
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He didn't feel anything. He isn't real. OLOL.

#14 - Feb 5, 2010 10:45 PM by Visirium
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I think "Edward" would want you to go find a real vampire. One that sleeps in a coffin, bites people and drinks blood.

#15 - Feb 6, 2010 01:36 PM by LestatLover
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hey maybe you should be doing somethin with yer life

#16 - Feb 6, 2010 08:52 PM by EdwardMcHomo
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ed feels cold but don worry ill keep him warm teehe love my eddieboo

#17 - Feb 8, 2010 06:45 PM by BloodyRavenKills88
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Dude, he died. Voldemort killed him, remember? poor cedric will never see another sunny day....*tear*

#18 - Feb 8, 2010 06:48 PM by FenrirGreyback
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get help http://drdeborahserani.blogspot.com/2005/09/how-to-choose-good-therapist.html

#19 - Feb 8, 2010 10:49 PM by gay4twilight666
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Your life isn't Twilight. Your life is PATHETIC!!! Harry Potter forever!!

#20 - Feb 14, 2010 07:55 AM by twilightsucks43
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Worry about making real friends, not what fictitious characters may or may not think about the climate. And while your at it go read a real book.

#21 - Feb 14, 2010 03:45 PM by dobrienlx
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He's probably sitting in a corner, moping. OH WAIT HE ISN'T REAL. MY BAD.

#22 - Feb 15, 2010 01:56 AM by HeadDesk
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I feel really bad for the people who actually are real and live in Forks.

#23 - Feb 16, 2010 07:58 AM by notatwitard
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he'll be cold but its ok, his boyfriend will keep his gay ass warm by fucking it

#24 - Feb 17, 2010 08:14 AM by fucktwilightitblows
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Today, I looked up into the sky and thought I wonder how god is going controlling the world?.... Then I remembered that god does not exist LIKE FUCKING EDWARD!!!! My life is not fucking twilght, MLIA!

#25 - Feb 19, 2010 07:26 AM by twilight sucks ass
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As a fictional character.. he felt nothing. I, however, now feel like I should weep for the human race.

#26 - Feb 20, 2010 03:32 PM by Twilight is for Retards
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1. Edward doesn't exist (but it's cool to have an imagination nowdays) 2. The series took place in 2005, so that means that if Edward did exist, he probably wouldn't be at school or in Forks at all.

#27 - Feb 21, 2010 01:51 PM by TeamHogwarts4eva
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That's cool. I spend my free time looking up the weather too. Yup. And I wonder how Santa is doing, down at the North Pole. But don't worry, if Santa is real, then I'm sure that this Edward is too. -Oh, except wait....I stopped believing in these fictional characters at the age of 5. Oh well. Have a nice day.

#28 - Feb 23, 2010 07:44 AM by harryjamespotter
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He probably felt absolutely terrible. You know, because he's involved with all of this Twilight business?

#29 - Mar 8, 2010 04:23 PM by ImInRavenclaw
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Edward Cullen doesn't feel, he's a character in a book series. He doesn't live in Forks.

#30 - Mar 9, 2010 04:53 PM by i♥johngreen
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EDWARD. ISN'T. REAL. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. @team_ron You made my day (:

#31 - Mar 11, 2010 12:04 PM by potterpwnsickytwilight
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@potterpwnsickytwilight: glad to be of service :)

#32 - Mar 14, 2010 06:55 AM by team_ron
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Team_ron, I have to say i'm a fan too. Specially the george ear thing-lol! Pigfarts, Pigfarts Yum, yum, yum!! ~Trixie!

#33 - Mar 14, 2010 05:21 PM by BellatrixR4kids
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@team_ron is my hero :) EDWARD IS FAKE. WE CAN GET YOU HELP FOR YOUR OBSESSION.

#34 - Mar 15, 2010 04:05 PM by ilovevoldemort
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He probably sat in the corner jerkin it to more underage girls to satisfy his pedophile needs. Oh wait, he isn't fucking real. Oh well, he probably did that in real life anyway

#35 - Mar 24, 2010 09:44 PM by Twilight BLOWS
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I'm kind of scared that nobody mentioned that Edward is a vampire, therefore can not feel the temperature change. Now, I'm even more scared that I know that.

#36 - Mar 28, 2010 09:53 PM by ItsLevio-osa.NotLeviosa-a
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Oh, wait. The fact that Edward is a vampire and can't feel the temperature change is pointless and invalid. Why? BECAUSE VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL!

#37 - Mar 28, 2010 10:46 PM by ItsLevio-osa.NotLeviosa-a
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Pffff. He graduated rememberr? And now he's at Dartmouth. Soo..yeah (:

#38 - Apr 1, 2010 03:05 PM by peyyttonn
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how he feels? try not real. fake. because that's what he is. crazy.

#39 - Apr 1, 2010 10:43 PM by lainylainylainy
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He didn't. He a fictional character.

#40 - May 26, 2010 08:36 AM by Ceesau
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he. doesn't. exist.

#41 - Jun 8, 2010 11:17 AM by twilight_breaks_brains
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I thought it was summer vacation so he character couldn't go to school....just put a hole in your logic and everyone's mindless fighting

#42 - Jul 18, 2010 08:01 PM by for-sanity
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*the not he

#43 - Jul 18, 2010 08:02 PM by for-sanity
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EDWARD IS NOT REAL GET IT IN UR HEAD NOT REAL THERE SHOULD BE A VAMPIRES SUCK FANCLUB COMING OUT AGUST 18

#44 - Aug 9, 2010 11:30 AM by TWILIGHTISFAKE
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YOU DO REALIZE HE IS NOT REAL?!?!?!

#45 - Aug 12, 2010 12:38 PM by harrypotterisincredible
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I dont think temperature affects Edward.

#46 - Aug 15, 2010 10:19 PM by ShadowReaper1357
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@ Twlightseverus: Haha, that is epic. And btw, if Edward was already freezing, what fuck would he give about the cold?

#47 - Aug 16, 2010 11:21 PM by HaNotATwilightFan
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#46- I also don't think temperature affects fictional characters, but, you know, don't listen to me. I'm just another person living in the real world.

#48 - Aug 19, 2010 01:47 PM by #1TwilightHater
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he felt like gay that merry day...

#49 - Aug 22, 2010 08:55 PM by hick-a-doo-la
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@#48: When did I say that Edward was real? I'm also living in the real world.

#50 - Aug 29, 2010 10:47 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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^You implied that there is a possibility that temperature affects 'Edward' by saying you 'don't think' it does, as if 'he' were able to have to ability to even know what a temperature is. And it seems awfully like you're not living in the real world, as in the real world, REAL MEN DON'T SPARKLE. Just sayin.

#51 - Dec 17, 2010 09:08 PM by #1TwilightHater
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First of all, team_ron, I'm glad to see there's another awesome wizard like yourself here! Second, if the OP actually thinks Edward is real... Well, it just diminishes my already-low hope for female teens.

#52 - Jan 5, 2011 04:50 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Well I don't mean to be like the twilight haters who for some reason are on MLIT instead of Average wizard or whatever, but since Edward is a vampire he doesn't feel cold. Just saying

#53 - Jul 14, 2011 08:18 AM by robsessed1234
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