Today, I looked up the weather in Forks and I saw that it was 46 degrees...and I wondered how Edward felt at school today.
Hey, guess what? I know the answer to that! He didn't. Edward Cullen is fictional. Does. Not. Exist. = Cannot. Feel. Got it?
Plus, Edward doesn't give a crap what the temp. is...
He sat around feeling sorry for himself. As usual.
Considering the fact that he's not real, I doubt he'd feel anything at all. Also, if we was real, his lack of emotions and sympathy would still contribute to his indifferent demeanor.
@Team_Emmett: George is awesome, isn't he? So very... Holey :)
'Right, all you need to do is take the London Underground into the very heart of the city, and take a short walk 'til you find a large, old-fashioned, red-brick department store called Purge & Dowse Ltd, with closed for refurbishment signs everywhere. Next, walk up to the ugly dummy with a green nylon pinafore dress, and ask to be admitted. Once the dummy acknowledges you, walk through the glass and tell the welcome witch at the counter that you think vampires are real. She'll take it from there.'
@Twlightseverus: im very sorry but if i read that comment again, im guna have to take evasive action. That of which i'm not sure of yet, but i'll think of something =P
^^This is true, seeing as it was MY comment in the first place. That seems pretty close to plaigerism, if you ask me, seeing as you neglected to put "by team_ron" any of the 20 or so times you posted the comment... I'm kinda over seeing it. I appreciate that you liked my comment, but please stop using it as your own. Thankyou.
Mhm... He probably melted to a puddle. Despite the fact it would provide the lulz, I'm afraid he is not real. SUCKS TO BE, MY FRIEND! :D
SUCKS TO BE YOU* typo fail :D lol
why would you look up the weather in forks?
He didn't feel anything.
He isn't real.
OLOL.
I think "Edward" would want you to go find a real vampire. One that sleeps in a coffin, bites people and drinks blood.
hey maybe you should be doing somethin with yer life
ed feels cold but don worry ill keep him warm teehe love my eddieboo
Dude, he died. Voldemort killed him, remember? poor cedric will never see another sunny day....*tear*
get help http://drdeborahserani.blogspot.com/2005/09/how-to-choose-good-therapist.html
Your life isn't Twilight. Your life is PATHETIC!!! Harry Potter forever!!
Worry about making real friends, not what fictitious characters may or may not think about the climate. And while your at it go read a real book.
He's probably sitting in a corner, moping. OH WAIT HE ISN'T REAL. MY BAD.
I feel really bad for the people who actually are real and live in Forks.
he'll be cold but its ok, his boyfriend will keep his gay ass warm by fucking it
Today, I looked up into the sky and thought I wonder how god is going controlling the world?.... Then I remembered that god does not exist LIKE FUCKING EDWARD!!!! My life is not fucking twilght, MLIA!
As a fictional character.. he felt nothing.
I, however, now feel like I should weep for the human race.
1. Edward doesn't exist (but it's cool to have an imagination nowdays)
2. The series took place in 2005, so that means that if Edward did exist, he probably wouldn't be at school or in Forks at all.
That's cool. I spend my free time looking up the weather too. Yup. And I wonder how Santa is doing, down at the North Pole. But don't worry, if Santa is real, then I'm sure that this Edward is too.
-Oh, except wait....I stopped believing in these fictional characters at the age of 5. Oh well. Have a nice day.
He probably felt absolutely terrible.
You know, because he's involved with all of this Twilight business?
Edward Cullen doesn't feel, he's a character in a book series. He doesn't live in Forks.
EDWARD. ISN'T. REAL. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
@team_ron You made my day (:
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