Today, We got a new laptop. Its pale and white, I named it Edward. MLIT
Do you name marshmallows "Edward" before you eat them? What about the q-tips you use to clean out your ear wax? And your sweaty socks? Are those all named "Edward" too, just because they're white?
Go read some Harry Potter, then maybe you won't be tempted to do such ridiculous things.
Okay... naming objects is just childish.
^ Agreed. Next people will be naming their- Oh, wait, people already name their dildos. Is your laptop a dildo? Now I'm confused.
Today I got a laptop the top is Orange and the bottom is White, but I'm not going and naming it Ron Weasley.
Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry. (also.. @ForHogwartsandNarnia: why not?)
I would have named it Voldemort. Computers don't have noses! (BTW, @Where are you, Percy????: We seriously have to make a MLIPJO website!)
I know why she wants to name her laptop Edward. She can carry it around and look at it all day. And run her fingers all over it. But she'll press his buttons too much, because may I remind you, he gets married to Bella. Yeah, I read the books when I was a loser:/
I hope your laptop crashes >:(
It's fans like these that make people like me hate Twishit.
You my dear need a life. Stop making such a fantasy about a horrible book! I mean Edward is not a vampire! Dracula is a vampire! Edward is nothing more than a fairy who makes himself believe that he is a vampire.
My antidote for your foolishness: Go read some Harry Potter books. No actually read the whole series three or four times.
Today I got an orange ompalimpa so I instantly named it snooki
really get a life
COOL FUCKING STORY BRO... MY PENIS IS WHITE BUT I DIDNT NAME IT TAYLOR DID I FAGGOT
Your laptop will kill you for the name it has recieved.
"Its pale and white"
Redundant much? I have yet to see a non-pale white
Oh my gosh, we would be good friends. I name almost everything I hate Edward, only not really. That would make me not only a fan of the filth we call "Twilight", but a weirdo.
Hahah,why don't you just pretend that you're bella and try kissing your "edward" XD
i pity your laptop...................:/
Awwww... Do you make out with it too? Siriusly get a life.
If I was that laptop, I'd blue screen immediately. Better than getting used by her!
A bit chlidish. A pet would be better. :*)
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