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Today, We got a new laptop. Its pale and white, I named it Edward. MLIT

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So twilight! (393) - Needs more twilight.. (537)

Jul 7, 2011 07:31 AM - School - by Sam

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That's just... Sad...

#1 - Jul 8, 2011 01:29 PM by Haski002
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Do you name marshmallows "Edward" before you eat them? What about the q-tips you use to clean out your ear wax? And your sweaty socks? Are those all named "Edward" too, just because they're white? Go read some Harry Potter, then maybe you won't be tempted to do such ridiculous things.

#2 - Jul 8, 2011 08:46 PM by MyLifeIsMagic
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Okay... naming objects is just childish.

#3 - Jul 14, 2011 10:19 AM by BlackhawkDawn
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^ Agreed. Next people will be naming their- Oh, wait, people already name their dildos. Is your laptop a dildo? Now I'm confused.

#4 - Jul 15, 2011 10:50 AM by no questions = no lies
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Today I got a laptop the top is Orange and the bottom is White, but I'm not going and naming it Ron Weasley.

#5 - Jul 19, 2011 10:42 PM by ForHogwartsandNarnia
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry. (also.. @ForHogwartsandNarnia: why not?)

#6 - May 21, 463 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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I would have named it Voldemort. Computers don't have noses! (BTW, @Where are you, Percy????: We seriously have to make a MLIPJO website!)

#7 - May 21, 1054 01:11 PM by harrypotteronly!
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I know why she wants to name her laptop Edward. She can carry it around and look at it all day. And run her fingers all over it. But she'll press his buttons too much, because may I remind you, he gets married to Bella. Yeah, I read the books when I was a loser:/

#8 - May 21, 8239 01:11 PM by JustAnAverageGirl:
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Poor laptop

#9 - Jul 28, 2011 02:50 PM by HarryPotterNinja
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I hope your laptop crashes >:(

#10 - May 21, 3878 01:12 PM by TeamJavert
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It's fans like these that make people like me hate Twishit.

#11 - Aug 7, 2011 10:48 AM by ScottieSummers
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You my dear need a life. Stop making such a fantasy about a horrible book! I mean Edward is not a vampire! Dracula is a vampire! Edward is nothing more than a fairy who makes himself believe that he is a vampire. My antidote for your foolishness: Go read some Harry Potter books. No actually read the whole series three or four times.

#12 - Aug 7, 2011 01:51 PM by GoTeamHarry!
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Today I got an orange ompalimpa so I instantly named it snooki really get a life

#13 - Dec 29, 2011 08:07 PM by thegreysonlover100
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COOL FUCKING STORY BRO... MY PENIS IS WHITE BUT I DIDNT NAME IT TAYLOR DID I FAGGOT

#14 - Jan 6, 2012 07:25 AM by zackbepimpin
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Your laptop will kill you for the name it has recieved.

#15 - May 21, 4271 01:29 PM by Mr.Dobbysock
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"Its pale and white" Redundant much? I have yet to see a non-pale white

#16 - May 21, 4153 01:30 PM by megword
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Oh my gosh, we would be good friends. I name almost everything I hate Edward, only not really. That would make me not only a fan of the filth we call "Twilight", but a weirdo.

#17 - Mar 7, 2012 06:08 PM by Rapunzel
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Hahah,why don't you just pretend that you're bella and try kissing your "edward" XD

#18 - May 9, 2012 09:41 PM by Loony
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i pity your laptop...................:/

#19 - Jul 10, 2012 05:32 AM by animerocks!!
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Awwww... Do you make out with it too? Siriusly get a life.

#20 - Aug 4, 2012 09:46 PM by PotterheadAllOverThePlace
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If I was that laptop, I'd blue screen immediately. Better than getting used by her!

#21 - Aug 11, 2012 08:18 PM by Master Porky
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A bit chlidish. A pet would be better. :*)

#22 - Sep 14, 2012 03:42 PM by Kasey Cullen
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