Today in Biology the teacher told us the topic was Mitosis... so he decided it was important that we watched Twilight to properly understand prophase/ metaphase etc :D Needless to say he may be my new favourite teacher now :) MLIT
We need more teachers like that lol.
The curriculum would never allow it. The teacher would have to run it by the department head to get the O.K. to play it in class and since it has one little scene that doesn't even remotely get into the lab and how it works, it would get shut down in an instant. Use your head next time you want to make up crap so it's actually believable, then again 90% of the crap that people make up on here is obviously made up crap.
Your teacher is gay for a sparkly fag?
Or the butterfaced wolf?
Or the terrible actress?
Im confused as to which one.
Either way, your teacher is a gay fag if this story is even real which I hghly doubt, if you need an explanation look at MyBellyJigglesForThee's explanation. It was dead on so I do not feel the need to re-write it or add on.
lol. impossible. they don't show the slides in the movie, you dumb -----. I highly doubt you'd even know what a chromosome was if it hit you in the face.
lol. impossible. they don't show the slides in the movie, you dumb -----. I highly doubt you'd even know what a chromosome was if it hit you in the face.
I would have kicked that teacher in the face
lol i like you iliketurnips. I love saying face and whats more i like involving an abusing verb in the same sentence. especially if it involves a twitard. :)MLIA
I LOVE TWILIGHT SOOOOO MUCH. THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE THAT I LITERALLY JIZZED IN MY PANTS AND SINCE EDWARD WAS THERE I WAS VERY HAPPY :)
Aaahhh. Sooo jealous! i am gonna persuade my teachers to let us watch twilight. io wont stop until we end up watching it!
Yeah? Well my latin teacher is a HUGE Potter fan. My school wins.
Rules are meant to be broken MyBellyJigglesForThee, live a little.
Your teacher wouldnt allow you to watch twilight in class. use your brain dipstick, theres one scene with that in it, And it doesn't even show the damn slides. All it is is Edward and Bella saying stupid shit like "Oh look i'm so smart! i can decipher what things i learned about in seventh grade are!" and that is actually where you start to learn about them, and get a small amount of understanding, which is exactly what that movie would give you, as much help as a seventh graders text book. What? do you assume other people are as dumb as you and would believe that crap?
@Team-Tyler's-Van lol -high five-
CAN I HAVE THAT TEACHER?!?!????!!!!!!! PLEASE??????!!!!!!!!
How the hell is that supposed to teach you about Mitosis? If anything, you'd just be even more clueless as to what a chromosome is than you already are.
Um it shows the whole lab scene for like 3 minutes. There is no way your teacher showed that movie.
THANK GOD I DO NOT HAVE THAT TEACHER! I feel very bad for the students in that class.
How the hell is a scene in which a gay, walking discoball introduces himself to a mousy, masochistic girl supposed to teach you anything about mitosis?
How exactly does Twilight help people understand Mitiosis, just because they mention it? Silly Muggles...
@author: OMG that teacher sounds awesome!!!!!! no wonder he's your favourite teacher, he'd be mine as well LOL.
That doesn't even make sense. There's no way that could possibly be approved by any schoolboard. If I had that teacher I'd probobly gorge my eyes out with a rusty spoon.
untill he totally gives you an F for FUCK TWILIGHT
^Whether he does or not, Twilight teaches you nothing about Biology (other than 'vampires' defying the basic laws of living creatures), and Edward and Bella apparently failing 3 years of science, since there is no other explanation of seniors doing a lab that is required of all freshmen.
First of all OP, the school district would never allow it. They don't actually talk in depth about Mitosis and there would be no educational purpose to justify showing that clip. Unless of course, you're teacher didn't go through the proper channels and is about to get fired because some other non-obsessed person in your class complained to their parents.
This "teacher" needs to have his license revoked and his degrees taken away. Twilight has NOTHING to do with metaphase, anaphase, or any of that. It just mentions it and probably thinks, just maybe, he can get the attention of crazed fangirls of a bedazzled fairy thing and to get them to shut up for once and learn
Either the teacher is having a little joke, OP is having a little joke, or this is really the dumbest thing a teacher could do. The movie won't teach the class anything, and the class would only put up with it because it was a way to stop working, unless your class is a Twilight 101, which I doubt highly.
What's the point of going onto something Twilight related just to put down the Twilight lovers? This person may of made this story up. If you don't like it then don't even bother commenting. It's just a waste of time for you anyways. Just leave those who believe this to talk about it amongst themselves.
What's the point of going onto something Twilight related just to put down the Twilight lovers? This person may of made this story up. If you don't like it then don't even bother commenting. It's just a waste of time for you anyways. Just leave those who believe this to talk about it amongst themselves.
Sigh..... The billions of dollars we throw at our schools nowadays and instructors cannot teach a lesson without including this tripe.
Biology? You mean Potions, right? And I seriously doubt Professor Snape would let us watch a Muggle film. Sorry OP, but the closest we got is a slide about werewolves (Rest in Peace, Mr. Remus Lupin.)
Yeah, but you see, Luna, most of the Twi-hards are Muggles, so they can't take Potions. (but whoever you actually are that's roleplaying as Luna, I must tell you that there's a problem with your comment: Snape was killed before Lupin, so if you're implying that Lupin is dead (Rest in Peace, Mr. Remus Lupin), then Snape would have to be dead, too, so he can't be teaching Potions)
^Not if I brought him back to life with my awesome ressurection spell!
I wasn't aware they were hiring mental patients as teachers.
As much fun as it sounds to see the people with legitimate intelligence cry their eyes out over that garbage, I actually feel bad for them. Your teacher is abysmal, and probably only wanted an excuse to watch Twilight instead of doing what a teacher is supposed to do!
My science teacher made us watch that part of twilight too, but to point out how it was incorrect.
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