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Today, I accidently bit my cheek, it started bleeding, and my throat burned. I felt like a new born. MLIT

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So twilight! (249) - Needs more twilight.. (789)

Jul 9, 2011 12:02 PM - My Life - by Sierraz

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Ok, so you guys, you Twilight fans, you're back on this site & making new stories. I honestly don't care, I try not to insult you guys. But was it necessary to take down the posts that the Harry Potter fans made?!? Who's in charge here? I'd like to have a word with him/her!!

#1 - Jul 9, 2011 05:38 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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Fifth Marauder. Top 100, very first one. See you there.

#2 - Jul 9, 2011 07:00 PM by Teamaliceasinwonderland
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get a life

#3 - May 18, 2552 01:10 PM by PaigeLovesPotter
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i totally agree. its the first thing i noticed. Also, they got rid of my account.

#4 - May 18, 8452 01:10 PM by voldy.is.moldy.
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^ Really? What was your username?

#5 - May 18, 3586 01:10 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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I would've felt like Fenrir Greyback..

#6 - Jul 19, 2011 08:29 PM by DracoSexGodMalfoy
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Percy Jackson, if you're reading this, this is teamidontgiveacrap. We need you. Go to the discussion of names where Jazadia once resided. There you will find the address. Follow it. We will be waiting for you. Read How to Break a Twilight Curse first. Then continue to the Phoenix Song. Please hurry.

#7 - May 18, 317 01:11 PM by Where are you, Percy????
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Yeah, what Bri said. Right now you're locked up in a Death Eater base with some others, Percy, but we're coming to rescue you guys, so it'd be great if you could go to our site back then, so you could control your character.

#8 - May 18, 997 01:11 PM by The Fifth Marauder
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See, I would be in pain if that happened. You didn't feel any pain?

#9 - May 18, 6129 01:11 PM by I'm A Dork But Who Cares
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The meyer lady has polluted your twihard minds.

#10 - May 18, 8178 01:11 PM by Team Diggory
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*Walks slowly under the cover of night, making note of everything around him* There is a rather large infestation among this area. It needs to be cleansed.

#11 - Jul 25, 2011 04:51 PM by Unholy_Priest
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My account is gone too :/ so i made i new one. we like? OP: I'm so sorry that you are reminded of this saga through pain... Things that remind me of HP are normally happy, heartwarming, and positive.

#12 - Jul 26, 2011 11:55 AM by HelenaRavenclaw
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My God, woman. Is this where you get your sick kicks? It's scum like you that mke me sick!

#13 - Jul 27, 2011 10:15 AM by Aragorn
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potter fans! i found a site for us harrypotter4ever.com we dont have deal with this BS from twlight fans

#14 - Jul 27, 2011 01:38 PM by lizzie212
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they deleted my account as well, but im back :D it was completely unnecessary to delete all of the potter head, we will always be coming back

#15 - Jul 30, 2011 01:14 PM by thiscannibalglow
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ScottieSummers, are you there? Come to this site: thecheshiregrin.weebly.com. Then go to the link: the end begins. Click on: How To Break a Twilight Curse. Read the comments and then go to: The Phoenix Song. Read all the comments there and then go to: Thunderclouds and Heat Lightning. Read all the comments and then make a comment. Remember, you're somewhere in America, and we're at St. Mungo's, so you're not with us, but you're searching for us. And you don't know we're at St. Mungo's. But we will mention you in OoC (out of character) comments, and you can do the same for us. See you there.

#16 - May 18, 2081 01:12 PM by percyjackson
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Someone has "special problems". Perhaps you should see a therapist.

#17 - May 18, 3457 01:12 PM by TeamJavert
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Wow you guys need to realize that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and as for all the Harry Potter posts, there IS a site for that called AverageWizard.com. Go there instead of trolling here. You guys need to be a little more open minded and less judgmental. I myself am neither a Harry Potter fan or Twilight fan, but you guys are just being silly. Get over yourselves and let this person live their lives, if you don't like it then GTFO.

#18 - Aug 10, 2011 01:10 PM by MindlessRipOff
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Wow you guys need to realize that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and as for all the Harry Potter posts, there IS a site for that called AverageWizard.com. Go there instead of trolling here. You guys need to be a little more open minded and less judgmental. I myself am neither a Harry Potter fan or Twilight fan, but you guys are just being silly. Get over yourselves and let this person live their lives, if you don't like it then GTFO.

#19 - Aug 10, 2011 01:10 PM by MindlessRipOff
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Okay seriously, that's just creepy. GO HARRY POTTER FANS!!!! Why would anyone like Twilight more than Harry Potter anyways? beats me...

#20 - May 18, 3535 01:13 PM by aliciaisabel
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^It beats me too. Actually, it beats me why anyone would even like Twilight.

#21 - Aug 18, 2011 10:35 AM by percyjackson
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Maybe you should go outside? I promise you wont sparkle. You might even make a friend who's not an imaginary vampire! But probably not.

#22 - May 18, 6164 01:14 PM by reallybored
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In order to protect the rest of the Wizarding World from such stupidity, Aurors have been dispatched to take you to Azkaban immediately. Your jail sentence length will be determined by seeing how long it will take dementors to force you to burn all of your "Twilight" books.

#23 - Sep 4, 2011 09:00 PM by theMinistry
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I remember cedric! Gosh, I guess voldemort didn't kill him.... he sure has changed though!

#24 - Sep 5, 2011 02:07 PM by youdisgustme
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Potter fans, I present a blog that is amazing. An amazing blog. By Potter fans, I mean non-Twilight fans. Anyway. A friend of mine started it and she's... brilliant. dazzlemethis.wordpress.com so worth it.

#25 - Sep 9, 2011 11:56 PM by ohyouhopelesschildren
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MindlessRipOff ^ You're right. Although... Potter is kinda better... And Twilight fans are Kinda pathetic... Though Potter fans can be pathetic too...

#26 - Sep 26, 2011 12:42 PM by wellerzmlia
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You actually beat your cheek hard enough to have enough blood to swallow? And you actually swallowed the blood? *shudders*

#27 - May 18, 2176 01:17 PM by MeNoLikeTwilight
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MLIA was here first. Mlit is just a crapy rip off.

#28 - Oct 6, 2011 07:59 PM by MLIA will take over!
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http://www.lukewyatt.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Scruffy-the-Janitor.jpg

#29 - Oct 19, 2011 05:59 PM by harrycouldkickedwardsass
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How bout I kill and let's see if you feel like a stupid ass 107 year old virgin! :D

#30 - Nov 26, 2011 01:38 AM by IAmArthurKirkland
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@Op: I would feel like that, too!

#31 - Dec 6, 2011 01:13 PM by OTD!!!!!!
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@Op: I would feel like that, too!

#32 - Dec 6, 2011 01:13 PM by OTD!!!!!!
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I spent fifteen minutes trying to come up with a good comment, but I couldn't come up with one for that level of Stupidity. My sincerest apologies.

#33 - Dec 11, 2011 01:36 PM by MyChemicalRomance863
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You felt like a newborn? Really?? That's.... absurd.

#34 - Dec 17, 2011 11:16 AM by Slytherpuff
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You are sriously sick. one day ur gonna wake up and ralize the reason u love blood is cuz ur a cannibal at heart.... sick freak

#35 - Dec 18, 2011 12:11 PM by michaelsloverkaitlyn
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Everyone, go to: dazzlemethis.worpress.com. It's a site for reviewing the Twilight books, by ScottieSummers. Twilight fans and haters alike should go there.

#36 - Dec 27, 2011 01:10 PM by percyjackson
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please check into a mental institution.

#37 - Dec 29, 2011 07:55 PM by barneystinson_suitup
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You are an idiot....that is all.

#38 - Feb 15, 2012 10:40 AM by clakes707
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Please don't tell me you sparkle, as well.

#39 - May 18, 8319 01:30 PM by Scabior
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So, you bit your cheek, and unlike any normal human being, you immediately thought about Twilight, not about how much it hurt, or something like, "Well, better mop up this blood!". Seems legit.

#40 - Mar 7, 2012 05:53 PM by Rapunzel
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Congratulations!,if you're a newborn then you're just in the first step on becoming the real sparkly fairy-leech mutant :D

#41 - May 9, 2012 10:04 PM by Loony
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