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Today, My husband was complaining of dry skin so I used my Olay moisturizing lotion on him and made him stand in the middle of our bedroom because it has glitter in it... he glitters like Edward, and looks like a cross between Edward and Jasper

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So twilight! (196) - Needs more twilight.. (39)

Dec 7, 2009 10:07 AM - Love - by JasperLover

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You are pathetic. I hope your husband reads this and files for divorce.

#1 - Jan 2, 2010 04:49 PM by teamliterature
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@OP: Cool.

#2 - Aug 24, 2010 12:31 AM by ShadowReaper1357
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Tell him I'm sorry

#3 - Aug 30, 2010 04:39 PM by #1TwilightHater
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