On the 23 I was at work, cutting paper-cartons. In the process, I managed go gut myself twice on my right arm, not with the knife, but on two different cartons. Neither caused me to bleed, but I still looked around, and debated with myself on wether or not to go outside, hoping Jazz could come. MLIT
Ummm....I can't even say anything...You KNOW they aren't real right? You WANT a vampire to eat you??
Hahaha! WOW, you actually want a vampire to eat you? Sad sad sad
I'm pretty darn sure vampires don't eat people. They do something called "Drink blood."
Thank you, try again.
Most of the stuff on this site is idiotic, this is fucking mental. You cut yourself and you wanted a 'vampire' to come and get you? Stay calm, the men in white coats will come collect you shortly.
GrimBloodyFable you are my hero.
no he is just insulting a somewhat odd person. OP, everyone bleeds. If everyone who got a nosebleed was attacked by a vampire, our population would be zero. And SlytherinRocks, imagine Luna Lovegood. She would be a total TwiHard if it existed in the HP universe. And you, #4, leave the poor lady alone, seeing as chances are she is older than you since she works and you probably sit around on your lazy ass all day leeching from your parents hard work.
In reality, you would attract a zombie, because they at least are real.
It's actually "whether," not "wether." Common mistake. But..why would you want to get eaten (sorry, GET YOUR BLOOD SUCKED OUT) by a (fictional) vampire anyway? Especially one with a nickname like Jazz.
And no, Luna Lovegood would not like Twilight. In case you haven't noticed, Luna goes AGAINST the norm, and the "norm" is currently to love Twilight. And even if it wasn't, Luna would probably be like, "Why does Edward sparkle? It seems rather ladylike for a man vampire..."
If you want Jazz, go pick up a freakin guitar or a sax. Hell, get some bass in there while you're at it. :/
HEY SHUT UPPP!!!!!!
This one is one of the only sane ones on the website... here's why... 1) she wants Jasper which is heathy becaus he is the only one who isn't perfect 2) She didn't purposfully cut herself 3) She debated wheter or not to go outside a real twitard would just be like "WHERE THE HELL IS MY BLOOD SUCKING HOTTIE???"
I am an AVID Harry Potterist I love everything to do with it I am more than the Average fan, but...this one has a little sense in her, which is why I will not write 'crucio' in caps on her story. HPers: don't trash-taks EVERYTHING...just the-nevermind leave the sanish ones alone plzzz. how would we feel if they began to invade averagehogwarts? LIKE CRAP. so plz...givem' or some a chance
Honestly, use common sense. If any of these stories say anything about hoping Edward, Bella, Jacob, Jasper etc. would show up, its only their imagination. They completely understand the characters are fictional. We all do. We only like to believe they will come, because we use our imagination. The same as you guys do with spells and charms. I use them too, because I am a huge Harry Potter fan, along with Twilight. It goes both ways. If HPers like to believe the Crucio, Avada Kadavara etc. spells will work on the Twilighters, then surely all Twilighters can believe in the characters of Twilight.
@Twilightharrypotternerd I get what you're saying but still it's sad. When you're at work and your colleagues are watching you wait around for your "Jazz" it's gonna look VERY stupid. But the bitches can deserve it! Alecto/Pansy out!
If it is sad to wait on a Twilight character, it is sad to use spells in Harry Potter. But I'd like not to say that, because I do like to say those spells, along with hoping for a Twilight character. You honestly believe all the posts here are true? Sure, some of them are, but most are a figment of the posters imagination. Something they would like to happen to prove how much they love Twilight.
Guys, read this again... the stupid muggle "gut" themselves twice! Do you know how hard that is?! I think we should be giving them credit here... I don't know anyone who could possibly do that un-aided by magic! Congratulations!
~Team Tyler's Van. Because if Edward doesn't regret saving Bella... We do.
Again, why are you here? To spoil our fun. Oh yes, Harry Potter fans are so much better because they noticed a simple typo. Repeat, TYPO. If you are so anti Twilight and into "Team Tyler's Van", why dont you go start a fan site for it, rather than intrude on this one with crude comments.
You gut your arm. Gut. Um, if you are going to gut your arm, can you just disembowel yourself and be done with it? It would do everyone a favor.
@screwu- So true. In my opinion, zombies FTW! Vampires are pussies (in Stephanie Meyer's version).
First you don't gut your arm, you cut it. Second, maybe there wan't enough blood. You should try cutting, excuse me, GUTTING, your throat next time. The excess of blood just might be enough to attract a fictional character. If that doesn't work I will still laugh because you will be dead.
@TwilightHarryPotter- There IS a Harry Potter fansite you dipshit it's called AverageWizard. Oh wait you wouldn't know that because all you do is make out with a book all day. And yes, we are here to spoil your fun WHACHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT? We know that stupid people AKA Twifags only exist in this world to entertain the rest of the population. No one really gives a fuck about the whole 'be respectful' shit on here. So you can't make us go away. Unless you shut down this fugly disgrace to mankind.
@#1Twilighter - I understand there is no possible way to make haters like you leave our fansite, but there is no harm in trying to explain it to you in an honorable manner, rather than using crude words such as "dipshit" and the utterly stupid, "fugly". And to be honest, I do know what AverageWizard is because I've been there. Why? Not only am I a devoted Twilight fan, but also a devoted Harry Potter fan. Maybe if you read and tried to comprehend what I'm saying, along with my screen name you would notice it.
First of all, no one even calls him 'Jazz' until the last book. Second, I wrote vamp fiction about a vamp named Jasper when I was in sixth grade. Third, we twilight haters now own the rights to Jasper and Rosalie, because in the future they will burn Bella and dance on her grave.
^ Why does it matter that no one calls him "Jazz" until late in the series? It doesn't. I'm glad you chose a great name for a character in your own wrinting, but again, what does that have to do with this? Are you implying that you had that idea first? Don't be so sure of it. And your last statement, makes no sense. What future are you referring to?
Okay. I think that it's a little foolish to wait for a fictional character to appear and help you, when in reality all that you're doing is...standing there...alone...also, what was the OP waiting for? A werewolf to attack them and drink their blood? Seems a little strange to me...
*i thought that she was talking abotu jacob, not jasper. all of these cullen people confuse me. aiy, muggles become more and more confusing everyday...
@TwilightHarryPotterNerd- That was my friend before the owner of the account changed but a couple things. 1.) Swearing is what people do in the real world. Get used to it. 2.) She was just saying how some people attempt to say 'go away' like it's actually going to work. That's really funny. 3.) I still don't comprehend the TwilightXHP thing...if you TRULY appreciated HP Twilight would be shit.
@#1TwilightHater - I understand that, people will curse no matter what, but there is never a need for it. People are capable of living without it. And again, we understand people like yourselves simply will not go away, but there is no harm in trying to reason with you about it. Also, I am perfectly able to appreciate Twilight AND Harry Potter, both at the same time. Why does it make any difference that I like Harry Potter, but also Twilight? It doesn't.
@ShadowReaper1357 - QFT? There are many ways to interpret that; which to do you mean?
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